Google Translate Sings: "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  7 лет назад +1969

    I found several errors in the original video so I have RE-UPLOADED!! The first time I have ever done that. But I am committed to quality, so lesson learned. Watch it again and again! :D Also HELP ME GO ON TOUR!! stagelink.com/malinda-kathleen-reese

    • @sofiabarreraa
      @sofiabarreraa 7 лет назад +17

      PLEASE COME TO TEXAS!! But After We Mostly Recover From Harvey

    • @zacharywilliams39
      @zacharywilliams39 7 лет назад +17

      I didn't see any problems with the first one xD But I'll watch the video again so I can get the "best experience" I guess :P

    • @Dan-Black
      @Dan-Black 7 лет назад +5

      OIC. I didn't notice, though… Hmm, was I not paying close enough attention?

    • @annamartin2211
      @annamartin2211 7 лет назад +3

      Malinda Kathleen Reese I really really hope you come to Belfast!!! I voted but it's not a very popular city on the ranking thing😟. Also fabulous and hilarious video😂 ilysm

    • @uhimboredso2508
      @uhimboredso2508 7 лет назад +6

      it's okay Malinda Kathleen Reese we know that you get tired. please dont push yourself and rest. ily~

  • @rj_0108
    @rj_0108 7 лет назад +3579

    _"I dont know what to do when I was in school"_
    *RELATABLE*

  • @johnvalenteros5347
    @johnvalenteros5347 5 лет назад +966

    When google translates "dark" into "school". 😂

  • @secondpath5148
    @secondpath5148 6 лет назад +874

    A woman with a heart of darkness and extremely round, glowing, sharp eyes was granted eternal life by her love in the dark while coping with school studies and having a heart attack. What a story.

  • @enderslice8378
    @enderslice8378 4 года назад +551

    Seems like google translate forgot what song it was singing "AND IIIIIIIIII WILLL ALWAYS LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUU"

  • @hannesgroesslinger
    @hannesgroesslinger 5 лет назад +616

    0:12 "I am small, and you will not come"
    The most honest of all pick up lines.

  • @lunamidnight4153
    @lunamidnight4153 7 лет назад +1559

    3:50 - Why are we out of flowers?
    2:04 - We are living in a hot dog and we are leaving flowers.
    I guess here is answer to that question.

    • @jamiex.3960
      @jamiex.3960 6 лет назад +13

      Luna Midnight lol

    • @jak6101
      @jak6101 6 лет назад +8

      Luna Midnight xD

    • @willmako5009
      @willmako5009 6 лет назад +9

      I thought exactly the same XD

    • @222Julchen222
      @222Julchen222 6 лет назад +8

      your comment made me laugh out loud xD

    • @yourfather9082
      @yourfather9082 6 лет назад +2

      Luna Midnight updated resume attached herewith my resume for your kind perusal please

  • @charlielakin3792
    @charlielakin3792 5 лет назад +316

    1:31
    “And today you need it today”
    People on Amazon Prime ordering same day delivery

  • @k.c.maiale7504
    @k.c.maiale7504 4 года назад +779

    "This year is going to be a good thing."
    Me, on the fifth day of 2020 with WW3 and Plague threats: yeah. Totally.

    • @nugget7970
      @nugget7970 4 года назад +74

      I was waiting to see a comment about how bad 2020 is going 😂😂

    • @mathilderondel8124
      @mathilderondel8124 4 года назад +45

      WW3 looks ridiculous now

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 4 года назад +4

      Same same

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 года назад +48

      You spoke too early. 3 largest forest in the world caught fire, earthquakes in europe (geologically extremely rare), wordwide pandemic leading into the worst recenssion of the last 200 years and the year is just starting.

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 4 года назад +16

      Strazdas there was also a hurricane (or what is it called?) here in Europe at the beginning of the year 😅 I didn’t hear about the earthquakes though, where were they? Although it’s possible that you just don’t notice because they’re so subtle, at least where I live

  • @alpeolpa437
    @alpeolpa437 5 лет назад +811

    "We cannot do anything. You can remove the last sentence"
    Very inspiring Google Translate

  • @Densoro
    @Densoro 5 лет назад +417

    2:35 ‘I was a light in my life
    _butnowthereisonlyonemanwholovesDARKNESS’_
    You just explained Kingdom Hearts.

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq 4 года назад +10

      My first thought 😂

    • @sorceressoftheoceanandstar2526
      @sorceressoftheoceanandstar2526 4 года назад +2

      Same. 😂😂😂

    • @SwimmingSirena
      @SwimmingSirena 3 года назад +2

      I have never played. It seems fun though.

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 3 года назад +2

      And the Silmarillion. That line (and the way she says it) always cracks me up. 😂🤣

    • @carlitolol1435
      @carlitolol1435 9 месяцев назад

      LMAO I THOUGHT THAT TOO

  • @blazerthedelphox
    @blazerthedelphox 6 лет назад +692

    "Why are we out of flowers?!"
    Because you were leaving flowers.

  • @JohnSears
    @JohnSears 7 лет назад +1289

    Extremely sharp, glowing, round eyes!
    Let's watch it again!

  • @sof2054
    @sof2054 7 лет назад +954

    "Over here.."
    Malinda popping up everywhere...
    I am laughing so hard!

  • @brendameyer5418
    @brendameyer5418 4 года назад +70

    3:46
    "We live in a mixture of hot and out of flowers- WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS?!"

    • @Duckyduck987
      @Duckyduck987 3 дня назад

      she left them when she lived in a hot dog

  • @jwalt2577
    @jwalt2577 4 года назад +345

    2017: **explodes**
    2020: “How ya doin’?”

  • @foundmyself259
    @foundmyself259 6 лет назад +595

    “sometimes I was demolished”
    *Miley Cyrus comes in like a recking ball*
    “OOF”

  • @dorcasmukengeshay3819
    @dorcasmukengeshay3819 7 лет назад +539

    People usually say "anything is possible" but in this video it says "it's impossible to do anything."
    Very Inspiring. 😂

    • @Ro994
      @Ro994 7 лет назад +26

      You can remove the last sentence xD

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 6 лет назад +6

      XD yes.
      Very.

    • @schmingerfly6436
      @schmingerfly6436 3 года назад +3

      But you can do some things in the heart of the time to come.

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 3 года назад +1

      Because love feels like you have no free will and that you are always studying in darkness.😂 I always take this performance as a true retelling of the Silmarillion (Melkor’s plight in travelling the Void). Some of the lines crack me up, like the way she keeps getting revived at the last minute, “But now there’s only one man who loves darkness” or “Today you need it today” 🤣

  • @Faegle
    @Faegle 7 лет назад +611

    the first word "over here" I'm already laughing

    • @hamiltonfangirl1765
      @hamiltonfangirl1765 7 лет назад +6

      Fae, me too😂😊

    • @Claude-Vanlalhruaia
      @Claude-Vanlalhruaia 6 лет назад +1

      I wasn't the video so had recheck because it sound like ovaries.

    • @aphroditeinamerica7242
      @aphroditeinamerica7242 6 лет назад +2

      Since I saw this vid I answer my FaceTime calls with my friend (who also likes this) this exact same way

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 6 лет назад

      @@aphroditeinamerica7242
      What's your freinds reaction. Also, whenever my friend now vid calls me I will do that as well XD I wanna see what her reaction would be XDDDD

    • @aphroditeinamerica7242
      @aphroditeinamerica7242 6 лет назад

      her reaction (since she also likes this channel) is just laughing herself to her death

  • @BondFreek
    @BondFreek 5 лет назад +168

    It is amazing that a song written for a vampire movie, that never got made, has become one of the most romantic Ballads of the 1980s.

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +25

      Is that why she is in a boy school as a tortured teacher

    • @runetide
      @runetide 3 года назад +12

      I never knew the song was meant to be for a movie. It's a shame it never got made.

    • @laguna4life
      @laguna4life 3 года назад +10

      I just ducked over here after watching this part of Tanz der Vampires multi-language version, lol.

    • @TarossBlackburn
      @TarossBlackburn 3 года назад +8

      @@laguna4life I love Tanz der Vampiren, and the duet between Count von Krolock and his bride to be. :D

    • @iangreer4585
      @iangreer4585 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@misshollis7547 It's because singinging killed my grandma! Okay?

  • @katarasoto5897
    @katarasoto5897 4 года назад +129

    "This year is gonna be a good year" *2017 explodes*
    2020: Well... that aged well

    • @maximillionchaoswolf
      @maximillionchaoswolf 4 года назад +7

      well I mean either 2017 or 2019 were the least bad year of the last 4 years.

    • @lewdfox201
      @lewdfox201 3 года назад +1

      r/wellthatagedlikewine

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 2 года назад

      2022: Hold my beer…

    • @PaulJeffries56.
      @PaulJeffries56. 2 года назад +2

      2022: *hello*

    • @CaptainJackSparrowSavvy
      @CaptainJackSparrowSavvy 2 года назад +3

      2022: Amateurs. (Russo-ukrainian war, monkeypox, queen Elizabeth II and Angela Lansbury Died, ect. Ect.

  • @Joseph-td2um
    @Joseph-td2um 6 лет назад +104

    "you will start tonight, must start tonight"
    Me telling myself I'll do homework

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 7 лет назад +860

    I love the 'Over here' at the beginning, kinda creepy lol. Also the "I will always love you" got me LOLing!

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 7 лет назад +1

      *loudly

    • @maxngr
      @maxngr 7 лет назад +17

      Tomsonic41 WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS

    • @youtubecommenter2
      @youtubecommenter2 7 лет назад +6

      And IIIIIIIII...!

    • @saphira4366
      @saphira4366 6 лет назад +1

      My friend and me are always singing MKR, and we also love "And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will aaalwaays loooooooooove yooouuuuuu" very much 😂😂😂 people around us probably think we're crazy 😂

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 6 лет назад

      aNd TaKe SoMe WiLd LeFtOvErS

  • @victoriastar5699
    @victoriastar5699 7 лет назад +473

    "I don't know what to do when I was in school" literally every student

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 6 лет назад +6

      *_aNd TaKe SoMe WiLd LeFtOvErS_*

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 6 лет назад +8

      Pretty much my entire life so far XD

    • @gentlerat
      @gentlerat 5 лет назад

      Especially the ones assigned heart of darkness to read.

    • @WolfheartFoxlover
      @WolfheartFoxlover 5 лет назад

      Especially during finals when youve spent more time in class sleeping than taking notes

  • @rightsedfred7159
    @rightsedfred7159 4 года назад +292

    Bloody hell this girl can sing and emulate different styles flawlessly.. I love the way she alters her demeanour to add to the parody.. Acting+singing+creativve editing+wicked sense of humour! =771,140 views !!!!

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 года назад +10

      Extremely Sharp Eyed

    • @rubymack4914
      @rubymack4914 3 года назад +5

      Now it's 989,000+ views 📹 :)

  • @fibromiteready2fight809
    @fibromiteready2fight809 4 года назад +70

    3:34 was so great. She actually sounded so amazing. And the don't know what to do was hilarious

  • @ThreeProphets
    @ThreeProphets 7 лет назад +171

    AAND IIIIIIIIII WILLLL ALLLWAAAAAAAYSS LOOOOOOVEE YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @m.s.9158
    @m.s.9158 6 лет назад +124

    "Sometimes I was demolished"
    *Miley on a wrecking ball hits Malinda*

  • @aimeemacdonald2738
    @aimeemacdonald2738 7 лет назад +383

    *AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLL ALLLLLLLLWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

    • @raymondspadaro4763
      @raymondspadaro4763 7 лет назад

      P

    • @raymondspadaro4763
      @raymondspadaro4763 7 лет назад +1

      Ok

    • @yoMC18
      @yoMC18 6 лет назад +3

      I hope I´m not the only one that reads this with the mental voice I use to read "baby u r my ANGELLLLLLLL"

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 лет назад +9

      That part caught me off guard. It made me laugh. 😆

    • @ninjapuppy1257
      @ninjapuppy1257 5 лет назад +1

      i nearly busted a gut when this happened

  • @salemtargaryen123
    @salemtargaryen123 4 года назад +196

    "... And leaving flowers"
    2 minutes later
    "Why are we out of flowers?!"
    😂

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 4 года назад +11

      Google Translate has Alzheimer’s

    • @johntabler349
      @johntabler349 4 года назад +12

      I was more interested in the living in a hot dog part but you are right about the flowers

  • @mrdoctorgilmore
    @mrdoctorgilmore 5 лет назад +310

    "extremely sharp eyes" I hope that's on a shirt.

  • @darkangel4994
    @darkangel4994 6 лет назад +106

    “I don’t know what to do when I was in school.”
    True.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 4 года назад +4

      The fact that she is holding the school books UPSIDE DOWN is subtle freakin' gold! (I wonder how many people even noticed it?) 😊

  • @sophiem7791
    @sophiem7791 7 лет назад +466

    When you forget the lyrics but it’s your jam

    • @morgan4829
      @morgan4829 5 лет назад +9

      That's basically me with all songs
      I'll Just Kinda sing the notes instead of the lyrics

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 5 лет назад +1

      Me mumbling the song

    • @gingerstorm101
      @gingerstorm101 5 лет назад +2

      I don’t even know the lyrics to the original song

    • @RendColt
      @RendColt 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @MysteriousKammm
    @MysteriousKammm 7 лет назад +687

    This year is gonna be a good thing *explosion*
    That was really funny tbh

    • @maxngr
      @maxngr 7 лет назад +14

      MysteriousKammm HEART ATTACK

    • @mason4700
      @mason4700 7 лет назад

      You have my old profile pic O.o

    • @efadfa3
      @efadfa3 7 лет назад +5

      And then she was just like "Um... Fuck."

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 6 лет назад +1

      it literally blew up in her face. Perfect symbolism

    • @CDRiley
      @CDRiley 4 года назад

      What do you think of 2020?

  • @Slytherin90.
    @Slytherin90. 5 лет назад +57

    "We are living in a hot dog and we are leaving flowers."
    Funniest part of the song. XD

  • @ashtonskyegorlewski2248
    @ashtonskyegorlewski2248 5 лет назад +51

    "I don't know what to do when I was in school."
    THAT IS LITERALLY MY LIFE😅😅

  • @barkspawn1906
    @barkspawn1906 7 лет назад +259

    "there is a little of my life..." some seconds later "HEART ATTACK"

    • @minecraftguy2318
      @minecraftguy2318 7 лет назад +4

      XD TRUE STATEMENT

    • @greatdanelegend7001
      @greatdanelegend7001 6 лет назад +16

      Artur Ponte Ucho Artur and half a minute before: "we have eternal life" ^^

    • @therealtimdrake
      @therealtimdrake 6 лет назад +2

      Artur Ponte Ucho Artur
      Oh

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 3 года назад

      The heart attack comes because she still tries to reject the Dark Love (“No no!”) see?

  • @SparkyUpstart
    @SparkyUpstart 7 лет назад +307

    Your "Extremely Sharp Eyes" face is pure gold XD

    • @DreamSmuggler
      @DreamSmuggler 4 года назад +4

      Had me cracking up laughing every time 😅

  • @LoremasterYnTaris
    @LoremasterYnTaris 7 лет назад +139

    "We will live forever! Oh, Lordy."
    Best part.

  • @doodledancer8429
    @doodledancer8429 4 года назад +102

    wild leftovers
    nobody
    not a soul
    me:
    the moldy thing you find in the back of the fridge

  • @s-nih
    @s-nih 5 лет назад +58

    "There are things I can do in the heart of the time to come" ...... That actually sounds really deep. I love it.

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, the entire song is a struggle with feeling like one has no real Free Will, and then it changes. “HEART OF DARKNESS!” “Never mind...” lmao 🤣

  • @copper2470
    @copper2470 6 лет назад +161

    “We will live forever!! Oh lordie......”
    Hahahahahahahahha

  • @TheOldLesMiz
    @TheOldLesMiz 7 лет назад +219

    Changes: She fixed subscribe, added the two missing lyric slides and kept the awesomeness.

    • @IOmoon6221
      @IOmoon6221 7 лет назад +19

      And now she changed the thumbnail.

  • @JusBidniss
    @JusBidniss 6 лет назад +1757

    So let's see, take one beautiful woman, give her a flawless and delightfully resonant voice, add in a generous helping of comedic talent and timing.... The subscribe button just kinda clicks itself, doesn't it?

  • @UlimiteinemL
    @UlimiteinemL 5 лет назад +75

    "I love you very much today. You will start tonight." - Now if this isn't a pick up line!

    • @GermanTaffer
      @GermanTaffer 4 года назад +6

      Never thought about before, that love you and today are such a perfect pair.

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 3 года назад +1

      “Congratulations on getting your dream job.” 😂😂

    • @MerryGoldberry
      @MerryGoldberry 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or an employer was very relieved to finally hire someone!

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 5 лет назад +156

    "Your love is always in the shade."
    Sounds kinda stalkerish.

    • @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307
      @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307 4 года назад +5

      Unless it's Germany

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 года назад

      @@dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307 yeah location is critical to the context of what is being said in this song hehe

  • @charlykatbat4468
    @charlykatbat4468 7 лет назад +127

    That "Oh Lordy" at 1:44 just cracks me every time xD

    • @StoryMing
      @StoryMing 2 года назад +1

      I could not for the life of me make out what it was she was saying! Thank you.

  • @SaraNevah
    @SaraNevah 7 лет назад +139

    0:09 "over heeere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" I'm already choking on laughter

  • @lucasr3548
    @lucasr3548 7 лет назад +90

    I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
    and
    Heart attack (anybody gonna call 911) Heart of darkness (nevermind)
    are the best parts

  • @tickoman273
    @tickoman273 4 года назад +28

    2am, rummaging through the kitchen:
    "occasionally, anyway, I found a small one and take some wild leftovers"

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 4 года назад +98

    Listening to this in 2020. Imagine thinking 2016 was a bad year XD

    • @friskyisland786
      @friskyisland786 3 года назад

      I think it’s related to politics

    • @florawolfskill1027
      @florawolfskill1027 3 года назад

      I mean with all the clowns and all….

    • @johnwalters1149
      @johnwalters1149 2 года назад

      2016 was a bad year apart from Hillary Clinton's defeat. Obama was still President till January 20th, 2017. Now in Month 23 of the 3rd Term of Obama, Does anyone think this simple thought? Miss Trump? TRUMP/GABBART '24

    • @zararobnett8284
      @zararobnett8284 9 месяцев назад

      Hi 👋 welcome
      To the hell that encompassed the years following this comment

  • @MultiDarksamuses
    @MultiDarksamuses 7 лет назад +98

    So, this is about how she will live forever, but tomorrow she will have a heart attack?

    • @allami5676
      @allami5676 7 лет назад +2

      MultiDarksamuses lol

    • @modernlacuna
      @modernlacuna 7 лет назад +19

      As you can see, she comes right back from the heart attack, because she has a heart of darkness.

  • @melissafrownfelter6800
    @melissafrownfelter6800 7 лет назад +367

    Randomly my mom will just be like: EXTREEEEMLY SHAAAARP EEEEYES. Thanks Malinda now I think this is my moms favorite song. Sometimes my mom will also be like: I FOUND A SMALL ONE AND TAKE SOME WILD LEFT OVERS. This a laugh for sure!!!!

    • @agandmore5028
      @agandmore5028 6 лет назад +9

      I always say MONEEEEEY IS GOOD
      Or THE CEO IS IN THE AIR

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 5 лет назад +3

      When people ask you why you grind in video games "money isgood"

    • @eej1983able
      @eej1983able 5 лет назад +4

      I love your mom lolol i don't even know her

    • @darthsidious47
      @darthsidious47 5 лет назад

      The exact opposite with my mom

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 7 лет назад +256

    That moment at 3:12 when the song gets self-aware... and develops a complex... lol

  • @febentesfaye612
    @febentesfaye612 5 лет назад +43

    I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
    Translates to.....
    I don’t know what to do when I was in school
    I’ll give you that one Google.

  • @guardiankuchan7982
    @guardiankuchan7982 4 года назад +26

    “this year is going to be a good thing” ... Imagine hearing this in 2020...

  • @KillerQueenKim
    @KillerQueenKim 7 лет назад +1457

    This translated version is one of the best translated songs you've done, Malinda! x

    • @leablerk5147
      @leablerk5147 7 лет назад +27

      I also LOVED her "Look What You Made Me Do". It was HILARIOUS!

    • @thenemezis2579
      @thenemezis2579 7 лет назад +49

      gradually watermelon

    • @ascentfevers
      @ascentfevers 7 лет назад +14

      boobs, oooh

    • @thekibowolfangels7196
      @thekibowolfangels7196 7 лет назад +2

      ascentfevers 😐 that's weird

    • @ascentfevers
      @ascentfevers 7 лет назад +6

      that quote I wrote is from bohemian rhapsody (google translate)

  • @judith5327
    @judith5327 7 лет назад +104

    The Whitney Houston part killed me xD

  • @foundmyself259
    @foundmyself259 6 лет назад +32

    When she said *i will always love you*
    I was shook because google translate said that... like, WOAH

  • @avrillavigne7312
    @avrillavigne7312 5 лет назад +29

    I died at the very beginning when she said "Over Here" 😂😂😂

  • @camx8027
    @camx8027 5 лет назад +22

    "It's impossible to do anything"
    *everyday mood*

  • @midnight8341
    @midnight8341 7 лет назад +396

    I just saw the notification and was like "TWO VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!"
    Then I realised it was the same song I listened to the last two days on repeat...
    Then I listened to it again
    Edit: And I still love the WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS?!? part

    • @Pichi-lv6yx
      @Pichi-lv6yx 7 лет назад +4

      Well... maybe because they're leaving them everywhere. Should have thought about this beforehand. XD

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 7 лет назад +3

      Pichi2214 someone should've told Malinda that they had a limited flowers budget...

    • @iamtrash6646
      @iamtrash6646 7 лет назад +4

      Midnight - cheesy announcer voice -
      *no flowers were harmed in the making of this video....maybe*

    • @lyknfruit
      @lyknfruit 7 лет назад

      Midnight :p

  • @Toshella
    @Toshella 7 лет назад +119

    “Occasionally I am scared (2016), this year is going to be a good thing (2017, explodes) O.O” XD

  • @MySnicker123
    @MySnicker123 6 лет назад +116

    I swear this is the 4th song she's gotten me to forget the words to the original...Shape Of You (although I never really knew the original), Despacito, Havana, and now this...and you know what...I'M NOT MAD!!!...I have so much fun listening to her

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 6 лет назад +5

      I think i know something of i love shapes...
      My mind is pressing rain
      Im in love with your sistem
      Yesterday you were in my class
      Now my linens such as spices
      Everyday i find some new railway
      Im in love with you sistem
      Oh me oh my oh me oh my
      Repeat x2
      Gradually watermelon
      Gradually watermelon
      Gradually watermelon
      Gradually watermelon
      Gradually watermelon

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 6 лет назад +7

      "I Love Shapes" is the video that started it all for me. I got that as a random RUclips recommendation and since I use GT a lot (I'm learning Japanese) and I know very well the kinds of _WEIRD_ results you can get if you don't know how to work with it, and since I never liked the original of the song to begin with and was actually kind of sick of it being waaay overplayed, I decided I didn't care if the song was ruined for life for me. So I clicked it just to see what it was like, expecting to laugh at the wonky GT scramble and then move on....That is NOT what happened...
      I *_LITERALLY_* laughed so hard that I *laughed myself into a near asthma attack* 😂😂😂 The whole video was hilarious, but I was completely *_DONE FOR_* when it got to *"🍉GRADUALLY WATERMELON🍉".* 🤣😂🤣😂🍉 Now if I even hear the first few notes of the intro of "I Love Shapes," I will dissolve into hysterical laughter right then and there wherever I am, whether it's in the car or store or what!😂😂😂 And I should also mention that I introduced my Mum to Malinda and GTS, and we both laugh our heads off as we watch. "Hawaii-He-He-He" is one of our favorites as well! "I Love Shapes", "Total Eclipse of the Heart", "Hawaii-He-He-He" are all easily within the top 5 favorites (and from someone who can never pick 1 favorite movie/book/song/etc, that's saying a LOT!)😂

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn 5 лет назад +4

      After this video and the "literal video version" one, I really can't remember the original lol

  • @dothedew1600
    @dothedew1600 5 лет назад +28

    extremely impressed by her singing talent. would love to hear her do a straight up cover.

    • @alaskanight940
      @alaskanight940 2 года назад +2

      She has done many ... describes my last two hours ... lost in her voice ... now this ... laughing hard.

  • @elvennoodles1911
    @elvennoodles1911 5 лет назад +50

    "Your love is always in the shade" in the shade of a tree with a duck?

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis 5 лет назад +4

      Of a water mellon. Just look up her one of that one.

  • @Nodd18
    @Nodd18 7 лет назад +60

    You ran out of flowers because you kept leaving them everywhere xD

  • @makaylafrank65
    @makaylafrank65 7 лет назад +160

    Can I just say how much I absolutely LOVE “old” Melinda? At 1:40

    • @helaynaerickson1881
      @helaynaerickson1881 6 лет назад +17

      Makayla Frank “oh, Lordy”

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 6 лет назад +13

      1:42 to the exact XD and yes I agree XDDDDDDD
      *_"Oh LoRdY"_*

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 6 лет назад +19

      you fool, that is clearly the hula queen, fresh and tasty, only seventy

    • @proehm
      @proehm 5 лет назад +4

      Laughter keeps you young. (Good genes don't hurt either.) She need not fear aging, as it will obviously will come softly to her.

    • @paindalo
      @paindalo 5 лет назад +4

      Malinda*

  • @aurelionsmol715
    @aurelionsmol715 7 лет назад +20

    "We live in a mixture of hot and out of flower- WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS?!!" The best part

    • @saphira4366
      @saphira4366 6 лет назад +4

      Well, we're out of flowers because we kept leaving them in our hotdog 😂

  • @fredos4289
    @fredos4289 4 года назад +12

    2:00 "I dont know what to do, when i was in school"
    hmm.. I see, so google translate has its own rough time too just like me...

  • @niiikaaa21
    @niiikaaa21 5 лет назад +24

    4:08 "there are things i can do in the heart of the time to come" could actually be part of a real song tho xD

  • @wanderyonder3009
    @wanderyonder3009 7 лет назад +69

    I lost it when Miley Cyrus’s Wrecking Ball showed up! 🤣
    Also, this translation in a nutshell: 🤩

  • @SniperLars
    @SniperLars 7 лет назад +255

    Your face-expressions and funny parts make this song even more fantastic. I almost died from laughter at: I will always love you 👌👌👌. Good job! Keep uploading these amazing video's

    • @KurtWittman
      @KurtWittman 7 лет назад +2

      I screen-capped some. If you pause at the right time, it's hilarious and awesome!

    • @SniperLars
      @SniperLars 7 лет назад +3

      I know right :P

  • @Monnique23
    @Monnique23 7 лет назад +14

    So basically someone had scary eyes that made her run away, she took the leftovers before she left. She was so scared that she lived in darkness, unable to study for school. Her life on this hotdog is eternal so the heartattack did'nt matter. At the end she realized she still love the person with the creepy eyes and wants him to come back.

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 4 года назад +70

    03:51 “I love you very much today.”
    But not tomorrow.

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 3 года назад +4

      That is the implication, isn't it? Haha!

    • @aruin4069
      @aruin4069 3 года назад

      Never tommorrow

  • @r3negadex
    @r3negadex 4 года назад +12

    I love how it briefly turns into a Kingdom Hearts song around 2:46

  • @hannahitsapalindromeschnei2797
    @hannahitsapalindromeschnei2797 7 лет назад +165

    Okay, okay. The songs are hilarious. But can we talk about how Malinda SLAYS the singing? Seriously, her voice is soooo beautiful. I mean, 3:25 totally gave me chills.
    Keep up the amazing work, Malinda! We love you. ♡

    • @Edward-cb5fc
      @Edward-cb5fc Год назад

      Personally 1:42 gave me more chills

  • @lynzioliver-musto4718
    @lynzioliver-musto4718 7 лет назад +37

    "We will live forever ... Your love is always in the shade ... one man who loves darkness ... heart of darkness ... we have eternal life" It looks like Google translate interpreted the song better than most people do! People generally don't realise that it's about vampires but apparently Google did. Slightly worrying when Google translate is better at understanding than humans!Also, this was the best version of Total Eclipse since the "Literal Video" version. Does anybody else now want to hear the Google Translate version of that one?

    • @kerriwolfton3195
      @kerriwolfton3195 6 лет назад

      Lynzi Oliver-Musto i do!!!!

    • @isiloves5884
      @isiloves5884 6 лет назад +1

      Dance of the Vampires or what❗️❓ the Austrian/German Version of course not the „Broadway thing“

  • @JanAside
    @JanAside 7 лет назад +18

    "I am small and you will not come"
    No BAD MIND!! YOU ARE ON A BIG TIME OUT!!

  • @dundeedell1960
    @dundeedell1960 5 лет назад +18

    "I dont know what to do when I was in school" Yeah, me neither

  • @lauramcdougall2771
    @lauramcdougall2771 4 года назад +13

    “You will start tonight,
    Must start tonight”
    Me, procrastinating: Wow

  • @trainerblooky8022
    @trainerblooky8022 7 лет назад +237

    #WeAreLivingInAHotdog

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 6 лет назад +11

      Trainer Blooky #AndWeAreLeavingFlowers

    • @tannem2006
      @tannem2006 6 лет назад +4

      But what if we really lived in hotdog? And the big bang was just someone who put ketchup on it or the baking of the burger? And we are just a cell?
      I think too hard about this

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 6 лет назад +2

      Yeon Tanne WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS?!?

    • @tannem2006
      @tannem2006 6 лет назад +3

      @@iainmawhinney8867 because you left them all over the place of course!😂

    • @nightmaresdrawnstudios8767
      @nightmaresdrawnstudios8767 5 лет назад +3

      #Conspiracy

  • @wizzzard999
    @wizzzard999 7 лет назад +59

    For some reason, I think some senile old woman in a retirement home is singing this XD

    • @kerriwolfton3195
      @kerriwolfton3195 7 лет назад +9

      TheWizardMiner we will live forever ( oh Lordy)

  • @christianabd5806
    @christianabd5806 7 лет назад +58

    I dont know if you guys realise that this IS talent!
    She is the perfect mix between singing and humour
    Love from Belgium
    And I-I-I will always love you!!!!

    • @annalog002
      @annalog002 7 лет назад +3

      Oh, I realise this all right. Malinda has a beautiful voice, and she is genuinely funny. The "I will always love you" part made me laugh so hard. I have started to get my mother hooked on these GTS videos.

  • @ChibiZephyr
    @ChibiZephyr Месяц назад +2

    7 years and the old lady bit still cracks me up.

  • @s-nih
    @s-nih 5 лет назад +17

    "I get a little AWESOME... however, I see you in my eye" 😂

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 3 года назад

      Dany to Jon: “You threw off my Iron-Throne groove! Arghhh!” 🤣

  • @georgia2813
    @georgia2813 6 лет назад +51

    I imagine an elder in a nursing home singing this right before they dropped dead. That escalated quick.....

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 6 лет назад +6

      Omfg.
      That had me dying 😂😂😂
      Ok. Not the part "before they dropped dead"
      But. Imagining an elderly person singing this whole song, with the same facial expressions would be hilarious xDDD

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 6 лет назад +8

      Less than Perfect nonsense, she will miraculously recover and live forever

  • @Ryanmanification
    @Ryanmanification 7 лет назад +68

    I dont know what to do when i study in the darkness. Turn the lights on?

  • @princesspinkiepie4035
    @princesspinkiepie4035 6 лет назад +98

    WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS?!!
    *hacks and coughs*
    HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!
    ME: Well, I guess a heart attack was the the best answer to this situation.
    *jumps upright*
    HEART OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!
    ME: Oh, well..... crap. Wait a second..... HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!!!! YOU JUST DROPPED DEAD FROM A HEART ATTACK 5 SECONDS AGO!!!!!
    But then.....
    WHY ARE WE LIVING IN A HOTDOG?!!!!!!!
    ME: Ummmmm..... I think that your *HEART ATTACK* caused some serious BRAIN DAMAGE! WE AREN'T LIVING IN A HOTDOG! 🌭

  • @aria_3810
    @aria_3810 3 года назад +20

    0:29
    *What everyone thought about 2020*

  • @Crovax
    @Crovax 5 лет назад +15

    "... And today you need it today..."
    Eye twitch.
    I exploded in laughter. Take my like. I subscribed.

  • @ThePenitentMan1
    @ThePenitentMan1 6 лет назад +28

    2:40
    Only one man who loves D A R K N E S S ? I'm sure any Kingdom Hearts fan will tell you who this man is.

    • @DaniKH1
      @DaniKH1 2 года назад +1

      Darkness within darkness? Darkness awaits you.

  • @starl1ghtw0lf
    @starl1ghtw0lf 6 лет назад +84

    "This year is going to be a good thing" and then 2017 explodes
    Never in my life has something so accurate-

    • @andrewe2057
      @andrewe2057 4 года назад +7

      Oh sad person of the past, if only you knew what 2020 would bring...

    • @CDRiley
      @CDRiley 4 года назад +2

      @@andrewe2057 true!

    • @CDRiley
      @CDRiley 4 года назад +4

      @@andrewe2057 I hope 2021 doesn't get any worse.

    • @daimonwings3838
      @daimonwings3838 4 года назад +1

      Heheheh i feel bad for u now

    • @starl1ghtw0lf
      @starl1ghtw0lf 4 года назад +3

      @@andrewe2057 Yeah... I... Yeah....

  • @saphira4366
    @saphira4366 6 лет назад +18

    "I don't know what to do when I was in school"
    I feel you

  • @g_giixx
    @g_giixx 4 года назад +8

    To my *Crush*
    *"I love you very much today"*

  • @NovelNovelist
    @NovelNovelist 4 года назад +3

    "It's impossible to do anything." - VERY relatable lyric.

  • @alessiab.6849
    @alessiab.6849 7 лет назад +37

    OMG THIS IS ART

    • @jak6101
      @jak6101 6 лет назад

      Deadmoose very true xD

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 7 лет назад +42

    I think I know why we're out of flowers. We keep leaving them everywhere.

    • @szr8
      @szr8 4 года назад +1

      Maybe they were exchanged for hotdogs.

  • @amarsodilo9602
    @amarsodilo9602 7 лет назад +53

    I didn't notice any mistakes on the video. But, this is the reason why i appreciate YOU as a RUclipsr. Because it is important for you to give your best to your subscribers and fans. Unfortunately, this is what most of other RUclipsrs forgot, and I hope that the same thing won't happen to you too in the future. Keep up the good work, and believe me when I say, we appreciate it. Wish you all the best, and millions and millions of fans :-)

  • @dollijudy54
    @dollijudy54 6 лет назад +3

    "And I will always love you" and "Heart Attack" gets me every time