When you have the body of an elite athlete. Tommy Ryman
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- Опубликовано: 17 июл 2018
- Seriously though, why don't people think I have the body of a top performing athlete? Watch all of "Activiated" by Tommy Ryman only at drybarcomedy.com/tommyr
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This guy is really funny! It's like he's just telling a story but manages to make you laugh when you don't expect to! Loving the new stuff!
There are about 5 comedians who are ready for the big big time.. this guy is one of them. He is hilarious.
This man has the fastest succession of punch lines I've ever seen
I died laughing! This guy's in pain voice sounded like that crazy bird from The Little Mermaid cartoon
Jeffrey Buffkin yeah was pretty smooth
Found his whole Set on Spotify. His way of delivering is just hilarious! Activated rivers.... 😂
Don't watch this and eat at the same time. Nearly spit out my drink when he shared his "pain sound." Hilarious!
i saw your comment, put my tea aside, watched the video and now I`m here to thank you for saving me from drowning
I laughed s hard I couldn't breathe lol
This was hilarious... every bit of it!
Ya in medical school we are taught about patients and their attachment to clothing. Trust me, you are one of the smart ones. Many time in the ED patients argue about cutting their clothing despite their life going down.
It makes for some good jokes nonetheless.
I appreciate the joke for what it is. He is indeed funny.
Ruel Saunders Hey, I lost a really cool t-shirt with a huge tree frog on the front. Don't make light of the trauma we suffer through. 😉 I tried to drive a motorcycle through an apartment window and shattered my ankle, but was still trying to check my sliced up arm to see if I was bleeding on my clothes. I had a huge gash in my arm and a guy that came over to help didn't want me looking at it because he was afraid I would freak out, as if that was worse than the fact that I could see that my foot really wasn't at the end of my leg where it belonged. The EMTs did ask before cutting the shirt off, but I didn't complain considering how soaked in blood it was. It doesn't help that I was on blood thinners. Yep, that's not going to wash out...
My husband's nana was really upset about her granny panties getting cut up🤣they had no choice she busted her hip
I'm a head and shoulders knees ad toes guy hahaha
"I think there's a baby in my shoulder" lol!!
Feels like twins
I'm dying. that guy is FUNNY!!! More uploads please.
Next time I go to the ER I'm gonna use that line.
"You can probably just take that out. I don't think I've used that in years. "
pleasant, funny guy, world needs guys like this. tx for the chuckles
One of my favorite dry bar comedy clips of all time!
I moved from Cali to Indiana years ago thinking snow was just like you see on t.v...what a rude awakening that was our first winter. No one warns you about black ice. NO ONE! I now have a phobia of getting the mail! Hope its not important cuz I'm not checking the box until spring! 😂😂😂
This guy is adorable!
Funny!!!
How dare they make that judgement call! Lol
Love his voice!
If only you knew how many people would get angry that the doctor didn't say to them that the shirt will get ruined...
loved it, great routine💞
Tommy I think you're a GREAT comic!!!
He is funny. Never heard of him before. I want more
I'm so happy you're posting new videos 😊
When I was born, my clavicle broke because it was too wide. I can still feel the calcification! I made a similar noise when it broke, I’m told.
You are a great comedian
😂😂 I broke my shoulder and they did the same thing to me. Very nice set.
Living in Midwest Minnesota oh yes slipping unknowingly is a thing
i hear ya, im your neighbor in Wisconsin
Tommy is hilarious!
So funny! I will be looking for more vids of you...
He looks a little like bubbles!
Its his little brother bibbles.
Another one! I'm dead. Lol ☠🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Gosh you are funny 😄😄😆😄😂🌟 thanks!
Pain noises.....lolololol.
I don’t know what clavicle is..collar Bone!
1:32 my grandmother hums exactly like that constantly hahahahah
I hear ya😂😂 Gothenburg, Sweden is pretty slippery in winter. Usually they take pretty good care to sand it but everynow and then, the penguin shuffle walk is necessary🐧🐧🐧😂😂
He has great timing
I died laughing! This Guy's in pain voice sounded just like that crazy bird from The Little Mermaid cartoon
"Black ice" is just a product of its environment! White snow is the problem here buddy.... lol
Lmao key and Peele
Where’s he from? Accent sounds Wisconie
MN! Close
😂😂 rrrrr and your beard 🧔 would grow a bit more 🤣🤣🤣 It feels like twins 😂😂😂😂 oh yeah you can just take that out I don’t think I’ve used that in years 😂😂😂 oh my gosh I had to watch that 3X in a row that was too much 🤣🤣🤣
So true.. actually if you are a professional athlete they take better care of you. Umm wonder if it’s more money? Ha...no
I think it has to do with normal use. Doctor: "What do you plan to use these bones for?“ Me: "Carrying groceries." Doctor: "Should be fine." Athletes: "Men weighing 300lbs will jump on them each weekend." Doctor: "So we were thinking of either doing living tissue over a metal endoskeleton or maybe injecting your bones with titanium. Are you in MMA? Do you also require claws? “
😅😅😂Super Funny!!! 😅😅
Thumbs up and a share
He reminds me of Marty (the dad) from Bavk 2 the future movie😉
Ha ha yes why is it black ice if it’s mostly clear?
Because when you look at it it look black because usually that's the color of the road
I think it's a baby in my shoulder 💀
I broke my collarbone on a bike going down a steep hill, it went sling then a stupid harness to try and line the shoulders up. Safe to say it worked buuuuuut not the best, big ol lump
All I'm seeing is Marty McFly's dad as a comedian.
Yeah red ice is back...
They didn't ask me if they could cut. When you're in shock and they need information you can't really help them. The second time they needed to do that I was a little more coherent. Can I take them off, I ask the doctor. Go ahead............. Um, go ahead and cut them. My hands could move but fine motor control was out to lunch.
Doctor: See that guy who is screaming like a girl?
Nurse: Yeah.
Doctor: I doubt he plays football.
Feels like Twinnnnns
HE IS MY MOMS COUSIN!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
my grand ma broke her right shoulder all they did was give her a sling and medication
What is your suggested treatment mam?
Feels like Twins....just sayin
Forrest Gump copy.
I'm sorry, but you landed way harder in the driveway than any of your punchlines did here.
Boo
terrible
This dude is very bland like mayo
he's just annoying to me, pass