Kiryu's Years of Smoking and Drinking

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  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 Год назад +7450

    Kiryu eating through 50 tons of fast food and 80 gallons of alcohol for a completion list every game really hasn’t helped him either.

    • @SLVYER1
      @SLVYER1 Год назад +3

      The only thing kiryu's ever done in the bathroom is beat the s*** out of other men.

    • @josephregalado9798
      @josephregalado9798 Год назад +476

      And essence of smoking hasn’t helped neither, but worth it for that heat.

    • @MrHibbsan
      @MrHibbsan Год назад +330

      I spent this last year getting 100% on all Yakuza games... i contributed to Kiryus cancer so hard.

    • @vandlassie8478
      @vandlassie8478 Год назад +36

      are you sure kiryu is not american?

    • @TheDanteswoman
      @TheDanteswoman Год назад +82

      Chugging 5 bottles of Appstim + and proceed to gorge yourself on crab doesn't help either

  • @homurameguca
    @homurameguca Год назад +4648

    Final boss battle is against cancer and Kiryu will just tiger drop the tumour away

    • @3016nlacey
      @3016nlacey Год назад +196

      What if the tumour tiger drops kiryu?

    • @Gamemaster-64
      @Gamemaster-64 Год назад +340

      Like a Dragon:Trauma Center

    • @Plenair777
      @Plenair777 Год назад +85

      Nah bro just chug down a gallon Staminan Royale or smth and youre good to go

    • @MrBcardinal35
      @MrBcardinal35 Год назад +24

      Akiyama is really dead and the poundmate is his ghost. Probably not even voiced so Yamadera-san doesn't need to get paid.

    • @manaqeesh1235
      @manaqeesh1235 Год назад +10

      Kiryu vs goku will be lit😂😂

  • @light6532
    @light6532 Год назад +2314

    >Having Cancer
    >Random Modder in the Mod community making Kiryu don't have cancer anymore
    >"Kiryu doesn't have cancer" as the title of the mod
    while the screenshot of kiryu face smiling

    • @DarkapostlesASMR
      @DarkapostlesASMR Год назад +171

      Arthur Morgan: ...why are you looking at me?

    • @Lupo32
      @Lupo32 Год назад +131

      We already been down this road
      With arthur morgan having TB.

    • @fallvec1423
      @fallvec1423 Год назад +21

      I remember the multiple video the people make trying to prevent Arthur of having TB.

    • @Lupo32
      @Lupo32 Год назад +21

      Plot twist... kiryu was mis diagnosed
      And still has another 40 years left in him..... it was another guy not known to
      The players named kiryu !

    • @light6532
      @light6532 Год назад +12

      @@Lupo32 The completion List really worth it now, Kiryu

  • @Supperdude9
    @Supperdude9 Год назад +3176

    And thus Majima discovers the cure for cancer in a Cabaret Club sidequest so it won't take away his crush.

    • @xxmajesticsailorjupiterxx7951
      @xxmajesticsailorjupiterxx7951 Год назад +66

      💀

    • @manfredstorm7599
      @manfredstorm7599 Год назад +247

      I WILL SAVE YOU KIRYU CHAN

    • @justaguyonyoutube4592
      @justaguyonyoutube4592 Год назад +202

      You know, given how utterly insane and bizarre this series can be,
      I wouldn’t be surprised if they just somehow find a way to cure his cancer or that it’s a twist that he actually DOESN’T have cancer or an even bigger twist that he does and he finds a way to beat it.
      I dunno, just Yakuza things.

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 Год назад +233

      Majima shrinks down and goes inside kiryu to fight the cancer using his cancer breaker style

    • @Firepowered
      @Firepowered Год назад +59

      Scientist Majima to the rescue!

  • @liveakiyamareaction
    @liveakiyamareaction Год назад +1680

    0:39 Nagumo is such a nice guy

    • @nfbro3473
      @nfbro3473 Год назад +496

      Nagumo tried saving him

    • @BuryTheLight-tds
      @BuryTheLight-tds Год назад +153

      ​@@nfbro3473and failed because Kiryu went MIA😢

    • @heebdeeb
      @heebdeeb Год назад +4

      ​@Garland846wait what happened?

    • @BuryTheLight-tds
      @BuryTheLight-tds Год назад +42

      @@heebdeeb he was apparently connected to the real Yakuza, or something like that

    • @heebdeeb
      @heebdeeb Год назад +69

      @@BuryTheLight-tds damn, kinda based tbh

  • @Lumicatti
    @Lumicatti Год назад +1107

    It's funny because before this only Akiyama showed signs of being affected by his smoking LMAO (the stairs scene)

    • @Payday5
      @Payday5 Год назад +119

      That means akiyamer...

    • @bjhale
      @bjhale Год назад +109

      And the dancing. But not any of the fighting or aerial kicks.

    • @Giovfunny
      @Giovfunny Год назад +140

      Because Akiyama will smoke any chance he gets (look at his ash tray) while the others only smoke in some scenes

    • @Lumicatti
      @Lumicatti Год назад

      Kiryu's idle animations in some games, IIRC (its been a while since I played 0 and 1 but I remember this) were him taking a smoke HASDJAWHDJA @@Giovfunny

    • @bjhale
      @bjhale Год назад +105

      @@Giovfunny Akiyama's full ashtray is more a reflection of his messiness, I think. Especially when Hana isn't around.

  • @natkarmios
    @natkarmios Год назад +604

    I remember when I played Kiwami 2, I hadn't noticed Kiryu smoke at all yet and thought "huh, maybe he quit for Haruka, that's cute" and then he immediately lit one up in his idle animation.

    • @lozer_nolife4537
      @lozer_nolife4537 Год назад +43

      This was my exact same thought in Kiwami 2 and Yakuza 3. Sad times

    • @sandansaiyan5675
      @sandansaiyan5675 Год назад +5

      Majima does the same in Yakuza 0 and Akiyama

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 Год назад +23

      *slams fist on table*
      Dammit Kiryu!!!

    • @robles1461
      @robles1461 Год назад +16

      There’s one scene where he smokes right in front of her

  • @NycmanTheNicestOfMen
    @NycmanTheNicestOfMen Год назад +669

    Kiryu smoked and drank more times than i have seen Batman's parents being killed.

    • @M16A1gaming
      @M16A1gaming Год назад +13

      💀

    • @ramahikari1014
      @ramahikari1014 Год назад +5

      ​@@M16A1gamingNYEHEHEHEHEHEHE
      FOUND YOU AGAIN M16

    • @M16A1gaming
      @M16A1gaming Год назад +17

      @@ramahikari1014 oh what is this,Rama everywhere system?

    • @peperud7075
      @peperud7075 Год назад

      Yo hacia que para yakuza 0 bebiera agüita mineral :[

    • @NycmanTheNicestOfMen
      @NycmanTheNicestOfMen Год назад

      @@peperud7075 toooo much mineral water in the long term is also harmful for health btw

  • @miumiu39
    @miumiu39 Год назад +768

    Even his idling animation is lighting a cigarette in the games I've played. Honestly impressed it took him so long to develop cancer.

    • @somerandomskywalker9854
      @somerandomskywalker9854 Год назад +90

      Not sure, he was only diagnosed now but from what the trailer says it looks like it's gotten pretty bad so he's probably had it for awhile, since like they said the doctor blew a fuse when he saw

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 Год назад +56

      Tbf he is actually really fit for someone who smokes and drinks so much, so no wonder cancer only get to him late. Some aren't so lucky.

    • @SteelShroom256
      @SteelShroom256 Год назад +28

      ​@@romiarkan450And then there's folks like Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne, who have undoubtably done more booze and drugs than any of us could in five lifetimes, yet are still going strong to this day.

    • @GuyParson
      @GuyParson Год назад +19

      @@SteelShroom256 hell, im pretty sure at some point Ozzy has had more booze in his body than actual blood in his veins

    • @adcon00
      @adcon00 Год назад +15

      The cancer had to pretend to be a Secret Korean to get the drop on Kiryu

  • @lO_OI
    @lO_OI Год назад +4523

    I dont get why yall are saying kiryu is dying??! Obviously only joryu has cancer so im sure kiryu will be fine lol

    • @lamthaiquang827
      @lamthaiquang827 Год назад +495

      leak: taichi suzuki will come back and cure joryu's cancer

    • @chiaginyu8120
      @chiaginyu8120 Год назад +160

      didn kiryu die in y6

    • @lamthaiquang827
      @lamthaiquang827 Год назад

      @@chiaginyu8120 u skip y6 or u skip y6's after credit?

    • @Bigthebomb
      @Bigthebomb Год назад +244

      ​@chiaginyu8120 Yes he did, that's why we'll be playing as Joryu in the next game

    • @gurg__
      @gurg__ Год назад

      ​@@chiaginyu8120judgment kazzy showed up and sung the song of life to revive him dw

  • @fercowa4331
    @fercowa4331 Год назад +263

    "Woh, breaking da lungs
    Breaking the health"
    - Kiryu cancerma

  • @MeursauIt
    @MeursauIt Год назад +1473

    The trailer broke me. Can't say I ever felt an amazing amount of excitement in me yet horrible dread for an upcoming game.

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast Год назад +66

      Yeah I feel like that wasn't something they should've spoiled or it wasn't that important to just throw away & somehow he'll be fine or something

    • @mesutozil33
      @mesutozil33 Год назад +29

      He wont die, game director had cancer too

    • @justaguyonyoutube4592
      @justaguyonyoutube4592 Год назад +29

      @@RaifuEnthusiast
      Maybe he will, let’s hope.
      It might be simple emotional manipulation but I don’t care,
      I want my boy to be safe and sound.

    • @MachKaiko
      @MachKaiko Год назад

      The trailer broke only for the fact that had 10 unecessary minutes of spoilers....

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast Год назад +7

      @@MachKaiko i wouldnt say the whole thing was unnecessary spoilers but im someone who hasnt played any or know much about yakuza, to me most of the trailer was the goofy nonsense yakuza is known for, with a segment of the combat, & this 1 spoiler

  • @Spiderrtank
    @Spiderrtank Год назад +329

    *remembers the time kiryu chugged all the alcohol at Bantam, Earth Angel, and Shellac until piss drunk and then took Legendary Drinker of Ryukyu only to repeat it all over again... For completion bonus*
    Oh.. Yeah.. That happened.

    • @BenetteG
      @BenetteG Год назад +37

      Completionists players: 😮😢

    • @DaakkuuYRS
      @DaakkuuYRS Год назад +38

      Basically completionists have killed Kiryu without thinking about it.

    • @carinhafelizgames2308
      @carinhafelizgames2308 Год назад +4

      ​@@DaakkuuYRSNOOOO😢

    • @BrockMak
      @BrockMak 22 дня назад

      ​@@DaakkuuYRSAlso the loiterers as well. He smokes as soon as he stays in one spot for too long.

  • @TheActualRealDrPepper
    @TheActualRealDrPepper Год назад +181

    0:39 Man goes back in time to stop Kiryu from drinking so he won't get cancer. What a hero.

    • @lizdevilz7271
      @lizdevilz7271 Год назад +38

      “Da hell did you do, Aniki!? That afro punk already told me about your cancer and here you are, Drinking like maniac!? Stop it!”

  • @paperluigi6132
    @paperluigi6132 Год назад +226

    “Ichiban, we have to cook”

    • @olegkataeff8272
      @olegkataeff8272 Год назад +11

      Beer

    • @Canama139
      @Canama139 10 месяцев назад

      Methamphetamine *was* invented by a Japanese guy...

    • @eurobeat90
      @eurobeat90 8 месяцев назад +3

      Breaking the law
      Breaking the baaad

  • @KurohyoShinso
    @KurohyoShinso Год назад +159

    Kiryu smoking one every time I go idle for more than 20 seconds

    • @Mirekluk
      @Mirekluk Год назад +9

      Hey, If you've got nothing better to do, why not pop one?
      Oh right... the video.

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 Год назад +4

      There's a reason we make him run all over the place, so he gets some exercise instead of just standing there with a cig in his hand.

    • @Mirekluk
      @Mirekluk Год назад

      @@romiarkan450 Then there's me, who watches him smoke one and wonders if I should go and join him :D
      Or the reason he was AFK was my smoke.

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 Год назад

      If you weren't going to he damn sure was gonna on his own.

  • @SuperDuckyPlaysGames
    @SuperDuckyPlaysGames Год назад +462

    Probably means Yagami has cancer too

    • @milital6611
      @milital6611 Год назад +173

      Wait until I tell you about Akiyama

    • @NintendoMaster709
      @NintendoMaster709 Год назад +126

      Everyone in the series probably has cancer lol

    • @cly7894
      @cly7894 Год назад +51

      ​@@NintendoMaster709and a lot of broken bone surgeries

    • @oneblacksun
      @oneblacksun Год назад +104

      @@milital6611 Knowing him, he managed to persuade the cancer to leave his body.

    • @BuryTheLight-tds
      @BuryTheLight-tds Год назад +44

      ​@@oneblacksunprobably gave it a huge loan so they'll leave him alone

  • @dinsdag6juli2010
    @dinsdag6juli2010 Год назад +130

    The real unlock for completing all the bar menus was cancer all along, we just didn't know it yet.

  • @Fominhaish
    @Fominhaish Год назад +187

    I like how they're making a big deal out of this, and at the end of the game Kiryu's gonna be like: "Hey guys, i beat cancer. Now, what's the next bullshit Tojo Clan's gonna throw at me?"

  • @sirgrantelton1081
    @sirgrantelton1081 Год назад +295

    Him coughing up blood could probably be lung cancer, which definitely came from almost 40 years of smoking

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 Год назад +52

      Honestly, with his constant drinking and smoking, it could be a variety of things. His esophagus, stomach, lungs, or even something like his liver could all be attributing to the bloody coughing, depending on what it is. It could be scarring on his esophageal tissue, deterioration of the stomach lining, bronchial decay, or even something like bloody bile from the liver. With Kiryu’s image of regularly drinking and smoking for the last 30 odd years, the odds of the smoke and alcohol causing cancer just about anywhere is plausible.

    • @Isiauwuehrifi
      @Isiauwuehrifi Год назад +31

      I mean dude been stabbed countless times in the gut, could be one of the abdominal organs had the tumor

    • @annhentaiuser6658
      @annhentaiuser6658 Год назад +12

      Arthur Morgan: Welcome to the *COUGH COUGH!* club, feller.

  • @SenorFluffy
    @SenorFluffy Год назад +57

    I can’t believe that all the memes about how the main cast should have cancer is canon now

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 Год назад +285

    *_Kuso, Ichiban. This cancer is Like a Dragon. I couldn’t cure it, even if I had Infinite Wealth… but I trust you. I Believe in You. I know you’ll be the Successor to the Legend, and you’ll Fulfill Your Dreams… for all of us. Never forget… it is we who write The Song of Life… You can defy this Bloodstained Philosophy… You can create your own DESTINY. Even if it means Breaking Za Law, you must always trust your Judgement, even when all is Lost. Never… forget… For Who’s Sake… you are fighting for…_*

  • @MiniDien
    @MiniDien Год назад +70

    even in gameplay he drink like a monster.

  • @LTXiao
    @LTXiao Год назад +27

    “Man, I wonder how I got cancer.”
    Ichiban pulls up a Microsoft PowerPoint showing all of the times he’s smoked and drinked, downed fast food like nikocado off steroids, and the amount of staminans and tauriners he’s downed
    “Oh well I guess that makes sense”

  • @sergantanthony216
    @sergantanthony216 Год назад +165

    Im calling it. Kiryu will be on his death bed and need to go out and fight. We switch to his perspective and he has a metaphysical fight against a figure that looks like him. Its the embodiment of his csncer. You fight the cancer and beat it and Kiryu will be cured.

    • @TheToonpimp
      @TheToonpimp Год назад +31

      Honestly hope you're right... Sad to see Kiryu all old and stuff.

    • @adorbsdrama2752
      @adorbsdrama2752 Год назад +26

      As ridiculous as it sounds I hope you are right. I don't think I'll be able to live without him....

    • @somerandomskywalker9854
      @somerandomskywalker9854 Год назад +18

      And that fight will be in beat em up style, classic yakuza style 100%

    • @PotatoVoid255
      @PotatoVoid255 Год назад +18

      For a random reason I see the cancer having phases based on the final bosses that Kiryu himself fought in his past
      Phase 1: Shibusawa
      Phase 2: Nishikiyama
      Phase 3: Ryuji
      Phase 4: Mine
      Phase 5: Daigo
      Phase 6: Aizawa
      And Phase 7: Iwami
      They would have their final boss themes Nishikyama would have his ps2 version only

    • @tazerxt
      @tazerxt Год назад +3

      Bro don't be spoiling the game like that.... Not cool, dude.

  • @Mel9188
    @Mel9188 Год назад +60

    Nagumo trying to prevent Aniki's fate 🙏🏽 (he failed)

  • @theboi3330
    @theboi3330 Год назад +54

    Ngl when I was watching the trailer before the English sub I was already going through that scene in Japanese going “jeez I wonder how they’ll balance Kiryu’s gameplay since Ichiban isn’t as strong as him.”
    And then his reveal comes and I immediately assumed he has cancer after the coughing and radiation scene.

  • @RealCFZ
    @RealCFZ 10 месяцев назад +13

    RGG: “Yeah, he got cancer. But that’s not how he got it. Lol”

  • @aldowijaya9161
    @aldowijaya9161 Год назад +24

    When you're too OP that the only one who can defeat you is yourself

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 Год назад +7

      Dude literally in the hospital dying of cancer
      (Pulls out cig and lights it as his idle animation)
      WRYYYYYYY!?

  • @punishedmoppu1308
    @punishedmoppu1308 Год назад +147

    let's not talk about how many doses of Tauriner Kiryu has taken in his life

  • @pigeonchegg5014
    @pigeonchegg5014 Год назад +56

    People: let kiryu rest
    Kiryu: gets cancer
    People:😨

    • @acemcwolf5445
      @acemcwolf5445 Год назад +27

      People: Rapidly smashes "Fuck, Go back" button.

    • @jamgUNoh
      @jamgUNoh Год назад +19

      Rest as in being retired and do grandpa things + benefits, not dying of cancer lmao

  • @Saturn-ge1gt
    @Saturn-ge1gt 10 месяцев назад +6

    It’s not just him: everyone around him was smoking constantly, too, indoors and outdoors, and blowing smoke in each other’s faces. Even if he didn’t smoke, he’d have been wrecked by the secondhand exposure.

  • @EduardoMajima
    @EduardoMajima 8 месяцев назад +9

    Like A Dragon 9: The Man Who Erased Cancer

  • @iSTEFIXi
    @iSTEFIXi Год назад +16

    in kiryus defense he probobly didnt think he would live that long

  • @TheSaxAppeal
    @TheSaxAppeal 10 месяцев назад +5

    I think realistically that his immune system was just so strong, it could keep what cancer cells he DID have from rapidly multiplying or spreading...then being exposed to the nuclear waste made him immunocompromised then bam, cancer spreads

  • @vitya016
    @vitya016 Год назад +34

    Damn Kakatot, that cancer thing is too strong...

  • @panos3320
    @panos3320 Год назад +23

    Hinted better than Snake's accelerated aging.

    • @cleverman383
      @cleverman383 Год назад +2

      Fox...

    • @kingayvaz
      @kingayvaz Год назад

      @@cleverman383 ...die ?

    • @haminoyou4210
      @haminoyou4210 Год назад +2

      And yet it will be just as emotional. I cried like a little bitch at the end of mgs4 man. There's gonna be a lot of scenes where Kiryu is suffering and that's gonna really get me lmao.

    • @rPk0hu
      @rPk0hu Год назад

      speaking of MGS, my stupid guess is that the playable "Kiryu" with cancer in 8 is actually Mirror Face acting as Kiryu. The real john yakuza is living at Morning Glory in Okinawa with Haruka, Yuta, Haruto and the orphans. A mirror (no pun intended) of Venom Snake's situation lol
      With the amount of stupid ass pulls in the story over the years ("rubber bullets", Joji Kazama, Joon-gi Han and Kashiwagi's return lol) I would not be surprised if RGG pulls something like this.

    • @cleverman383
      @cleverman383 Год назад

      @@rPk0hu Decoy Octopus!

  • @delo-dreams
    @delo-dreams 6 месяцев назад +4

    It’s like how they say Snake in Metal Gear Solid 4 is rapidly aging due to his genes, meanwhile he continues to chain smoke cigarette packs

  • @dolphinsays
    @dolphinsays Год назад +28

    im honestly expecting a zack style death for kiryu where in the final fight your health is constantly dropping and the game basically forces us to let kiryu go as he inevitably dies from his wounds fighting hundreds of guys and the cancer sapping at him at the same time

  • @mafia_gamer_official30973
    @mafia_gamer_official30973 Месяц назад +3

    Kiryu got cancer. Then he talks with Majima and says they need to cook. After that suddenly game name changes into "Breaking the Law". And Kiryu becomes Kazumaberg meanwhile Goro becomes Majimaman.

  • @vivalaminion2936
    @vivalaminion2936 10 месяцев назад +7

    Regular cancer from smoking/drinking wouldn't be enough to kill Kiryu. It had to be SUPER CANCER from working with radioactive materials so the cancer would have a fighting chance. I feel horrible about this post.

  • @ChoiDeLeon-t7v
    @ChoiDeLeon-t7v Месяц назад +5

    0:41 Main reason why yagumo break kiryu's battle is because yagumo is worried about kiryu because drinking alcohol causes cancer

  • @HenriqueHCA14
    @HenriqueHCA14 Год назад +8

    I feel so bad because i laughed when he said in the trailer, because it came in my mind the game ''That Dragon, Cancer''

  • @Sputnik_Man
    @Sputnik_Man Год назад +11

    Kiryu is going to have to learn *Essence of Breaking Bad*

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 10 месяцев назад +12

    the real reason is actually more absurd

  • @MG6344
    @MG6344 Год назад +44

    He's always lived an unhealthy lifestyle, but YongYea voicing him is what pushed him over the edge.

  • @GyroMan5136
    @GyroMan5136 Год назад +20

    0:39 nagumo looking out for his kyodai by helping him shake his alcohol problem, sadly he was too late 😞

  • @sunwukong825
    @sunwukong825 Год назад +17

    "Damnit, Joryu-san, I told to lay off on those smokes and drinks!"

  • @BlueGuyTube
    @BlueGuyTube Год назад +8

    They were trying to warn him when they removed his cigarette from the Yakuza 3 cover

  • @InsanityPrevails
    @InsanityPrevails Год назад +21

    Imagine he's just like "I thought I had... Testicular cancer. My... Doctor said I had two massive tumors down there, but... Once I told him I was the Dragon of Dojima, he said everything clicked. I've just been so manly my entire life that after some extensive testing, I just had massive balls. So everything's fine, no cancer. 😎👍"
    *Roll Credits*

  • @neetoh9657
    @neetoh9657 11 месяцев назад +8

    I was gonna say this, how could he attribute his cancer to his 2 minute exposure to low-risk radioactive waste when man's been smoking 5 packs a day for his whole life

    • @misterio10gre
      @misterio10gre 11 месяцев назад +2

      I took it as him deflecting the blame as a way of dealing with the situation at an emotional level, after all right before he tells them that he has cancer, he mentions something about how life is like painting with a brush and how to have to commit to what you do with it since there's no going back in your actions or something like that

  • @Erricane
    @Erricane Год назад +28

    The best part of Yakuza 8 is that they confirmed Judgement Shinpan is returning. We getting a Kiryu/Ichiban duet, boys!
    One last time before the Dragon ascends.

    • @annhentaiuser6658
      @annhentaiuser6658 Год назад +1

      Featuring YongYea's voice acting.

    • @Erricane
      @Erricane Год назад +1

      @@annhentaiuser6658 Is that the English voice actor? Cuz I don't play Yakuza games in any other language except Japanese.

  • @quixote_7
    @quixote_7 10 месяцев назад +3

    the last part of the music matching the cuts is just *chef's kiss*

    • @HopeyDiamond
      @HopeyDiamond 10 месяцев назад

      liar, I saw no men kissing

  • @Subwolferz
    @Subwolferz 10 месяцев назад +3

    Meanwhile in Gaiden just grinding away at the coliseum with Kiryu smoking an obscene amount of cigarettes

  • @Svoorhout85
    @Svoorhout85 10 месяцев назад +7

    The nuclear waste thing was such a cop out. But since the games features real cigarette brands, having Kiryu claim smoking gave him cancer couldve gotten Sega in hot water. The tobacco industry is notoriously vicious at defending themselves from bad publicity.

  • @ryuzxa
    @ryuzxa Год назад +2

    Kiryu got cancer while Akiyama over here shoving 20+ cigarette to his mouth 24/7 and somehow still alive

  • @SpectralKnightZ
    @SpectralKnightZ Год назад +58

    Image if they actually had the balls to kill him off with cancer. I very much doubt it, but I can just imagine how completely depressed majjima would get. "You let shit like cancer kill you kiryu-chan?!?!? If anything should have killed you it should have been me!!!!!!!"

    • @mauauauauaua14
      @mauauauauaua14 Год назад +36

      Majima becomes a doctor and cure cancer for humanity just to take revenge.

    • @Cruddy129
      @Cruddy129 Год назад

      well despite the absurdity of the games, it has been very much grounded to reality - so unless they put him through Chemo or some manner of treatment, i doubt they would keep him alive for very long because even they must realise that the man just needs some peace

  • @MxTeeee
    @MxTeeee 8 месяцев назад +5

    The Amon Clan will go absolutely NUTS if cancer kills him

  • @SonnyFRST
    @SonnyFRST Год назад +12

    I think this was the most "maniacal laughter sad-clown" moment in Yakuza history.

  • @gowtham8909
    @gowtham8909 Год назад +7

    Yakuza: breaking bad
    Kiyru: Ishiban... we need to kook
    ishiban: YEAH MR.KAZUMA, YEAH SCIENCE!

  • @paperluigi6132
    @paperluigi6132 Год назад +105

    I’m gonna be honest, a part of me is gonna be really angry if I see Kiryu smoking in Yakuza 8. He knows he has cancer, and he’s not doing anything to at least slow it down.

    • @WeAreSoup
      @WeAreSoup Год назад +46

      Ichiban, we gotta cook

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel Год назад +37

      it would be classic smoker behavior though. my aunt had horrible emphysema and we couldn't get her to stop until she had to have an oxygen tube at all times and she couldn't go out on her own to buy them anymore

    • @JimMilton-ej6zi
      @JimMilton-ej6zi Год назад +28

      You don't know smokers then. You could tell them that the individual cigarette in their hand is laced with cyanide and will give them the most painful death on the planet but they will still try to smoke it, their addiction is extremely strong.

    • @badger6728
      @badger6728 Год назад +8

      honestly I don't know what would be worse - if Kiryu was smoking, or if he switched to vaping to try and "slow down" lmao

    • @vault29a
      @vault29a Год назад

      Didn the new guy put only two glasses on the table in the "reveal" scene? Or am i misrememberingng?

  • @HauntMyNight
    @HauntMyNight Год назад +5

    Kiryu drinking every alcoholic beverage possible for the completion list multiple games in a row

  • @literaryloser4470
    @literaryloser4470 Год назад +18

    I mean him going into hiding seems like a huge hint not only because it makes sense for his character to not put this pressure on his loved ones but also didn't the Omi Chairman go into hiding too when he got cancer? The power of retrospect. I don't think they had cancer as a plot point until these two upcoming games but I guess it really ties everything after 5 together really well

  • @hairybollock5265
    @hairybollock5265 Год назад +41

    Didn’t see akiyama in this trailer cuz he is already dead

  • @mrak592
    @mrak592 Год назад +31

    Kiryu is the legend and phenomenal character that cant be forgotten

  • @shienxiii.ArkSoft
    @shienxiii.ArkSoft Год назад +5

    plot twist: the entirety of kiryu's journey is a japanese anti-smoking anti-drinking propaganda

  • @theguywhomakesthetrees2057
    @theguywhomakesthetrees2057 9 месяцев назад +3

    Guys dont worry it was a mix up. The doc thought it was cancer in the x rays but thats just how his bones and organs look after all the blunt trauma and punctures.

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 9 месяцев назад +4

    Ikr do we need a freaking radiation nuclear waste to get him cancer??? Absolutely not, he did this to himself lmao

  • @psychogamer7213
    @psychogamer7213 Год назад +9

    it took 8 games until he finally got a serious sickness. Most people would get cancer MUCH sooner considering how much the players eat and drink as Kiryu.

  • @francoguzman1236
    @francoguzman1236 Год назад +32

    It's gonna suck so bad that Kiryu won't be in our party once premium adventure mode is avaliable in like a dragon 8 😢

    • @DaakkuuYRS
      @DaakkuuYRS Год назад +12

      I don't see why he wouldn't. If he'll die it will be very late game. And the premium adventure will be at earlier chapter before his death (Yakuza 3 did this for example. As Rikiya dies late game, but he has unique substories)

    • @ThelostKoiKiwami
      @ThelostKoiKiwami Год назад +2

      @@DaakkuuYRS i tought in 6 that would happen, since i tought he died fr before playing

    • @RockoEstalon
      @RockoEstalon Год назад +3

      Rikiya was available in Premium Adventure on Yakuza 3, don't see why Kiryu wouldn't be (also we don't know if he actually dies).

  • @wackywoohoopizzaman7218
    @wackywoohoopizzaman7218 9 месяцев назад +4

    Majima about to win the Nobel peace prize for curing cancer

  • @rouge-ish324
    @rouge-ish324 Год назад +304

    Kiryu if he decided to have a healthy stress-free life
    Like A Dragon: Infinite Life

    • @sgball7
      @sgball7 Год назад +13

      That or Like a Dragon: Infinite Health (Unless that would imply Kiryu used some sort of cheat codes)

    • @robertbernard7844
      @robertbernard7844 Год назад +11

      ​@@sgball7An infinite amount of Staminan Spark

    • @ThatOneGuyYouSawAMonthAgo9576
      @ThatOneGuyYouSawAMonthAgo9576 Год назад +2

      Good name actually

  • @will9001asd
    @will9001asd Год назад +12

    (Flashbacks to me getting every drink in the game completion)
    This is on me, I'm sorry Kiryu 😭😭

  • @kjrv7779
    @kjrv7779 11 месяцев назад +3

    Surprisingly, that's not the kind of cancer that he has.

  • @rahtah_yt
    @rahtah_yt 11 месяцев назад +3

    Kiryu soon realized that he can't tiger drop the cancer

  • @lukecwolf
    @lukecwolf Год назад +11

    But think of all those nice essense of smoking and heat gains when drunk.
    It was the cost of his dragon abilities

  • @MariusBoss11458
    @MariusBoss11458 Год назад +5

    Funny how in Gaiden, you see Kiryu smoking and drinking a lot. Even the game says that he's on a bad diet.

    • @garryhlambert
      @garryhlambert Год назад

      riddle me this, romanian, HOW does he keep himself in shape? and also maintain his stamina

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 Год назад

      @@garryhlambert Well. He fights a lot. That's for sure.

  • @monkey-chin4835
    @monkey-chin4835 Год назад +9

    It's time for Kiyru to rest my only hope is gets to see Haruka and the rest of sunflower before he dies

  • @hi.fi.mike4
    @hi.fi.mike4 Год назад +7

    I’m surprised Kiyru is a smoke in the house kind of man more than anything honestly

  • @mjc0961
    @mjc0961 Год назад +14

    I laughed my ass off at this but felt bad doing it

  • @perhaps_a_pikmin
    @perhaps_a_pikmin Год назад +2

    If Kiryu's got Cancer, Akiyama should've been dead a millennia ago

  • @Everyonehatesban_
    @Everyonehatesban_ Год назад +8

    Unexpected final boss

  • @肥寶-w1m
    @肥寶-w1m Год назад +2

    This video tell people: How Smoking and Drinking Affect the Body

  • @appalattchannel6827
    @appalattchannel6827 Год назад +2

    It’s just rubber cigarettes and rubber sake, I’m sure sure Kiryu’s cancer is that serious.

  • @benj8242
    @benj8242 Год назад +2

    Looking like a brooding badass sure takes its toll on the body

  • @TotallyToonsTV
    @TotallyToonsTV Год назад +4

    Then the twist is that it wasn't all the alcohol OR smoking. It was the fire that sets Kiryu's body on fire during heat moves.

  • @guffingtonreal
    @guffingtonreal Год назад +3

    Me idling and making him smoke then pressing the text box and going back to idling again probably caused Kiryu's cancer.

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex Год назад +1

    And here I thought it was due to TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT.

  • @mesutozil33
    @mesutozil33 Год назад +2

    He wont die, game director had cancer too

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 Год назад +2

      Ryosuke Horii was in pretty bad shape for a long time. I believe it was stated by either he himself or a team member that he expected 6 would be his last game for a while. It isn’t an easy thing to get over.

  • @MistaBates
    @MistaBates Год назад +4

    As mad as i am that he has cancer, Im glad everytime he's downing a glass or puffin a cig it felt like heaven after all the shit hes been through

  • @buhurmumlul
    @buhurmumlul Год назад +4

    better call that one hot doctor from 0 to save his ass if possible

  • @boingo3275
    @boingo3275 Год назад +2

    Not to mention the constant stress of getting in fights and losing loved ones

  • @fpspwny995
    @fpspwny995 11 месяцев назад +9

    Yeah, that would make a lot of sense and would be thematically engaging.
    But no... radioactivity.

    • @namelessanonymous2913
      @namelessanonymous2913 10 месяцев назад

      He could've said cancer without any further elaboration and I doubt anybody would bat an eye. The radioactive thing is so unnecessary. I guess it kinda accounts for the villains' actions but still, unnecessary.

  • @shirakani
    @shirakani Год назад +1

    >Has cancer
    >Doubles down on it by using weaponized cigarettes...

  • @user-bl6oj1hl8i
    @user-bl6oj1hl8i 10 месяцев назад +2

    I get that after 7 or 8 mainline games of Kiryu being a demigod capable of shrugging off blade, blunt, and bullet based traumas, they'd have to have an enemy he actually couldnt beat. All things considered, a disease is probably the only way they're gonna get the man at this point. I will, however, say that i was howling with laughter at how out-of-pocket and sudden the reveal was. It only gets funnier when they show how he actually got it. I'm playing IW now, and i won't be surprised if he lives through it with only some weight loss, hair loss, and a few months of wheelchair living. Maybe we can do a chemotherapy sidestory minigame.

  • @박강현-k9k
    @박강현-k9k Год назад +2

    Seriously.. this should be the advertisement for non smoking.
    Gives a much stronger appeal and is carved into my mind LOL

  • @herondale
    @herondale 9 месяцев назад +4

    I thought the compilation of him smoking was going to end with him saying it's from the radioactive waste and be like ?????? Lol but I guess this was made before the game came out

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Месяц назад +1

    10 years in the bar gave you cancer

  • @vlc-cosplayer
    @vlc-cosplayer 10 месяцев назад +1

    "I don't think you can heat action your way out of this one..." - Kiryu's doctor

  • @Venu5s
    @Venu5s Год назад +3

    ah yes, thats the consequences of abusing brawlers strenght while drunk thingy