The Guy Responsible for Serving Sizes
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- Опубликовано: 29 май 2020
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I wanted him fired until he started singing. Just let the little man be and sing his little song
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Same!
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just think he'll find a new career in singing!
He needs to do a duet with Aunty Donna's tiny little man
It’s the little things I’ll miss most about terry
Maybe I'm tired but your comment really got me laughing, god damn
Hahahahaha
The little things
You temporarily cured my depression with your little joke. Thank you
WHEEEEEEZE
Little jokes like this make my day
The way he's crying I feel like Terry's going to get smashed with a mallet :(
Nah they’ll just lay out some mouse traps with one regular serving size of cheese.
@@Wertsir Underrated comment's sub-comment reply (within the main comment, not the comment itself, but the reply...)
look at the daisies. just look at all the daisies terry
Never been fired before? Standard practice now.
I was expecting him to crush Terry with a tissue, like getting rid of a spider.
The sheer amount of despair in the way you say 'he's measuring ice cream by the cup" is absolutely priceless
Agreed
“You have tiny small man doing big man job.”
It’s amazing how much funnier a sentence is if you remove the “a”s 🤣
-heavy weapons guy
@@aa2748 I love Russians who speak broken English. They're amazing to talk to.
@@pythonanywhere3392 me to
That's what she said
God damn it this small man is still eating an enormous amount of food for his size he should be diabetic
Fucking made me burst into laughter
hes trying his best
He’s trying so hard to give us gigantoids accurate serving sizes he’s hurting himself. Give terry his job back :(
He is lying and you can tell by the way he
Says things.
dat not how diabeters wurks
So he's the guy who thinks a serving of Gold Fish crackers isn't an entire bag.
I get the carton. And I tip the carton up and let them slide in mass exodus to my mouth
@@dawamf8205 "exodus" is such a strange but accurate term for the transferral of goldfish crackers from the bag to the mouth
@@JaxontheOkay "Strange but accurate" is the definition of my existence on this God-forsaken mortal plane
This comment? Chef’s kiss…
Perhaps firing Terry was going a bit far. He could’ve found a happy home on the marketing team where he could worry the smaller details.
When I find the CEO of serving sizes I'm going to give him 200g of a knuckle sandwich.
What's that, 1/3 of a whole sandwhich?
I would give him 1/3rd of a cup of the stink eye
I think that meets the recommended daily amount of knuckle sandwich
Gonna give that CEO a whole can'o whoopass.
200g of knuckle sandwich is supposed to equal five servings.
That's him! That's the man that says I can't eat an entire bag of Funyuns!
Huzzah!!!
Give yet balls a tug eh
No one said can't, we all said you *shouldnt* .
Hey I used to have that profile picture
the man who destroyed the world
When he started singing "What the world needs now is love" I died a little. Just so good
When I clicked, I thought this was going to be a short documentary about the food industry. I did not expect this.
But it was?
this is 100% factual
I think we can all agree that Terry is a really nice guy, but he had to go.
He should have been placed in another position.
YOU LEAVE TERRY BE, YOU MONSTER
We could have just tripled whatever Terry recommended and been fine to keep him around.
It won't be a big loss, though.
@@futuza eh...let's try 5 times what Terry recommended. let's not make the same mistakes Terry did. Edit: you know what make that 10 times, you know? 50 Ritz crackers a serving
This is so great because I expect the joke to be that Terry is just eating an average servings size for his size but then he's actually eating ten times his body weight. just a good sketch, very funny
His metabolism must be insane
Yeah I completely agree. This sketch subverts your expectation of what the joke is and that makes it even better
I think he's not sure how much food big people eat so he's just making it up as he goes along
@@kensuzuki8830
Yeah this, it’s adorable.
The joke is that the person who made what a serving size is must be tiny. This is my first go at spelling out a joke. How'd I do?
Rumor has it, that ever since Terry got laid off, Boss Joel just never was the same. 3 years later he was unfortunately found deceased in his kitchen, after subjecting himself to starvation through following Terry’s serving sizes. Fancy Hat Joel was also found missing shortly after the incident.
As for Terry, he spent until has last days singing his little song and reminiscing upon his job and the joy he had working under Boss Joel. Suffering from dementia later into his life, he died with the innocence that he had that day. His gravestone states “it’s the little things that matter in life”.
RIP little Terry. He truly had the biggest heart of any of us.
the fact that he can do skits where hes talking to himself in a different shot but have it seem so natural is insane to me
Whoa, this is a really good point. Literally so good at this, I don't even notice 😳
If you like this sort of thing, you should check out Ryan George. He's the reason I discovered Joel and pals to begin with
this is the chef's kiss, and the singing was a cherry on top
...a Terry on top...
@@bri5033 Stop...no just no
@@helpy8973 Yes. Most certainly yes.
@no just no I want them to delete that joke
@no just no LMAO im so slow wtf hi no just no
1 slice of bread? How am I supposed to make a sandwich terry?
Me on a diet: 1 serving is 23 individual chips?! *Way* too much. 10 chips is where it's at.
Fold it in half.
@@lordmusty that's what... she said?🤔
Cut it in half, thin bread slice.
@@lordmusty I always do that, easier then de-crusting the bread
tell me why i LITERALLY ALMOST CRIED WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR TO HEAR TERRY SINGING. BRO IM TEARING UP ISTG
everyone's gangster til' the small man sings
justice for terry he should have just been moved to a different department
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He was transferred to typesetting for pharmaceuticals.
Moved to a literal pencil pushing job.
Yeah, he should do clothing sizes instead
@@russb24 more love for this comment, zing
I love how much the boss believes in Terry and his complete heartbreak when he realizes he’s not the right man for the job.
I know! We need that irl
Terry STOP singing “What the world needs now is love” 😫 that made me feel so much emotion for our little angel man
Edit: also the little detail of Joel appearing over the top edge of the door slayed me.
I am still replaying the confronting demon video everytime it appears on the feed, you're a genius.
Lowkey cried
Bro the first time I saw your videos I couldn't help but think you'd like Joel. Cool to see you do lol
Oyfum
Which one is Joel?
"Terry how many tic-tacs do you eat?"
"I don't know, one?"
Dude when Terry started singing
I'm not sure if I was tearing up from laughter, or if I felt sad that Terry was about to lose his job.
Some day I hope to work a big man job
I know you'll probably never see this, Joel, but the song that Terry sings in the end plays in my head on an almost daily basis, and every time that the memory goes away, hearing the actual song on the radio brings it all back. Thank you for this.
He's actually eating quite a bit for his size.
I will protect him with all my life
Gonna miss that sweet little angel boy. And his sweet little angel voice.
You wanna keep my boy's voice high, you gotta keep him dry D:
@@digitalbottle tim and eric baby hell yeah
Looking at my nearest serving size labels, they didn't fire him.
“He’s small- he’s small. He’s a tiny man.” That was incredible- that killed.
I think the whole world can suffer just a tiny bit to accomodate this tiny person
*Eating Disorder has entered the chat*
_those who walk away from omelas_ by ursula le guin.
Waiting patiently for teri’s EP...
edit: we all know Terry is spelled with as few, tiny letters, as possible
my man ₜₑᵣᵢ
His name is just a phonetic sounding-out: TRY. Because he's a good boy, and that's what he does every day. 😭
I was watching the Joker 2 trailer then heard 'What The World Needs Is Love' start to play and for the rest of the trailer all I could think of was this little man
Sleeve as a food quantity is an underrated comedic word.
Little man is singing "What The World Needs Now Is Love"
I'm not sure if I was tearing up from laughter, or if I felt sad that Terry was about to lose his job.
@@ComedyBros5 two of the reply
@@commonhousehuman what?
No shit
@@Daiyuki117 Don't be a dick, Daiyuki, I'm justing tryna spread some good ol' love (something the world needs now..)
That nice tingling you get when you discover something fresssshhhh. Srsly this happens only once every half year or so
my buddy showed me this channel and i know exactly what feeling your talking about
same vibes, my god this man is gonna be famous in like a week.
Literalllyyyy was in desperate need of some offbeat spicy content
@@jessehenderson2967 100k subs in two days.
I was also tingling
Terry deserves a damn promotion, he’s worked at the company for years and even though he’s a small man, he can still do something worthwhile there.
"why are you measuring it cups?" Hahahaha gold, pure gold
Did anyone else get incredibly sad when he started singing???
The ritz thing is too true. A whole sleeve for tiny sandwiches
As a diabetic who has to constantly check nutritional info I love this deeply
This made me cry soo much that I had to use an eighth of a tissue to dry my 6 teardrops.
Terry... My sweet *little* angel
i feel like you could just... give him a different job.
that would not be funny
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Or you could.. eat him?
@@AD-wg8ik what’s horribly ironic is eating him whole would be precisely one serving.
Could’ve at least given him a different job and not just “let him go,” this is so sad. Justice for Terry!
We already miss Terry, if only he was still on the job, we all loved having Terry y'know? He always enjoyed the little things in life
You had me crying at the ending. This vid is easily one of my new favorites of yours
Just came across this channel and I'm already a big big fan. Great stuff here 👌
Same. Got a random recommendation on my feed and have just been diving down this rabbit hole.
Same here. Tony Lazudo sent me here.
Same
Same took like 6 years to find a gem but worth the wait....FUCKING ALGORITHMS KEEP HIDING SHIT MOST THE TIME
Clearly he didn’t fire him because we’re still dealing with these serving sizes today
Those portion sizes are absolutely *ginormous* for how small he is
I think the Americans With Disabilities Act would prevent him from getting fired, under the basis of size.
However, he could be given a different position.
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Instead of being in charge of serving sizes he could be put in charge of one fifth of serving sizes!
Actually, if a job requires that you be able to do certain things, the employer is withing their right to exclude you from employment if you cannot be accomodated. For example, little terry would be hired in the first place if a job requirement was "ability to lift 20 lb."
The same is true of the nature of the job changes I believe.
"no, no! not my Terry" 🤣 love your weird ideas
Absolute chef’s kiss for making him sing that song just to make us all feel horrible 😂
I'm so glad we we're spared seeing Terry's little hopes and dreams crushed
" my sweet little angel boy"😂
That's one if the cruelest things I've ever seen. How could you?!
I think this is my favorite thing you've created. When Terry starts to sing I lost my shit.
Joel's videos actually are very satisfying
When he started singing, my heart cracked
serving size is an easy way for companies to downsize the nutrition facts to look more appealing
Also making people with eating disorder think they're eating enough. So thanks for that, reaaaaally nice.
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I’m so happy Joel has found such a solid community of creators but I do hope he finds space to keep doing more stuff like this which I feel like usually only happens when one has been alone in a house for too long. amazing as ever though. best wishes Joel, hope you’re not hearing any criticism!
In reality they just decide what they want the nutrition facts to be and work backwards to come up with severing size, that's why they're so small
Thought he was going to say "Goodnight sweet prince" then smother him with his pinkie finger
Too dark
Your editing is so good. Also, your videos are so good :)
Thanks my dude, glad you enjoy :)
I refuse to believe that terry didnt do that song on purpose to prevent him being fired, i seriosly doubt this was the first time either
I thought he was going to point a gun at Terry at the last second haha
this one tugs the heart strings
This is already my favourite skit of all time.
When Terry sings, I just cry laugh so hard
Last I heard Terry took up a job as a pencil sharpener making the tip so thin it'd chrush upon the slightest force
Terry needs to be moved to the vitamins & essential oils department, they use astronomically small amounts, he would be perfect.
the ridiculousness of serving sizes should be a reminder that most of the stuff you eat has way too much sugar and other bad shit in it. There's a video which visualizes what 200 calories looks like between different foods and it's like 3 apples versus like 4 chips or something stupid.
You used a bad word. I've reported you to google. Have fun in jail.
That was a really bad word you used their, my uncle’s friend used that word once and his... dogs friend became umm... a uhh.. drug dealer... and yah you are kinda... scaring me?!? Could you also not say that scary, naughty, awful word around terry? He just got laid off and hearing that type of language could really... make him, uhh... cry. So please don’t say that word, RUclips should really censor that stuff now that I think about it. We can’t have terry cry.
Not again.
@@kayfrenly5460 What's the bad word?
@@mattmattmatt131313 appl*s
@@mattmattmatt131313 st*pid
"Why are you measuring it in cups?"
That is a great question. Here's another one while you're at it. Why do you measure the serving size of cheese or sliced meat in grams?? Just tell me how many fucking slices!
That would only work for pre sliced cheese(it telling you how many slices too eat)
@@plumbob109 NO! It does not work! My slices are CLEARLY not the same thickness!🧐 I would send photo evidence😏- but I ate the second half of the package already...😆
My favorite is when the servings per container is "approximately 11.5".
You'll see it primarily in baking. Measuring with just volume is unpredictable because some ingredients can compact, requiring more of it to fill the cup, and that will throw off your ratio.
Whereas with mass, you can ensure you're using the exact amount of an ingredient.
@@ChapsShrugged I think they mean pre-sliced products
This is legit one of my favorite sketches ever. I come back to it all the time. Amazing job man.
Sameee. Especially the little man singing
Sometimes I feel as if Terry is my own sweet little angel boy
LMAO I just died laughing when I saw terry
Wow I'm surprised how much emotional pain this caused me
"he's --he's measuring ice cream by the cup!"
The crying at the end is killing me, even I got emotional 😭😭 Let Terry keep his job!!!!
lmfao the ice cream measurement was on point
I finally know the truth, it all makes sense now
I didn't realize til just now that I want to hear this little guy sing positive songs as he goes through a series of depressing events.
Terry heard them! He knew he was on the chopping block. That's why he started singing. 😂
Wait, how'd you make yourself look so big in the hallway? Nice camera trickery.
SWEET LITTLE ANGEL BOY
He never had the strength to give him up… clearly
Find you a boss that loves you as much as this boss loves Terry.
We can't have these tiny small men taking big man job. Thor from the movie Thor: The Dark World wouldn't stand for this.
Oh Joel, you’re OUR sweet little angel boy!
When I eat crisps, I actually sometimes read the nutrition facts. Then I take look at the serving size and start laughing, sometimes so hard that I'm almost choking on the 4 serving sizes I was chewing on.
Every time I watch this the ending makes me get misty-eyed.
I love how accurate his serving sizes really are
One of my favourite Haver skits; I hope Terry went on to find better things
This is the best channel I have found lately its just the right amount of weird humour .
I thought this was gonna be a video essay of some real guy that was responsible for serving sizes, but i can say I'm not disappointed
I knew exactly where this was going when i read the title, but it still turned out way funnier than it had any right to be LOL.
The Terrys in life always get the short stick..so they can hold it.
I need Terry to find a new job testing the leg room in the back seats of cars
"5 Ritz crackers?! I'll use a whole sleeve to make Ritz cracker sandwiches!"
I was thinking this only moments before the line was delivered, lol