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Thank you so much for the "he waited to die" comment with the bodyguard. I stopped watching after he refused to get out the water by taking those 2 steps 😭😭
The rage he has over Jed's death with the character's acting like he was some shining beacon of heroism when he literally did fuck all is so Goddamn funny.
Honestly it’s wild, the first time he tries to do one thing of worth he trips and dies. Honestly would’ve made more sense if he kept trying to be a hero, got the tank and hat, tried to find the scuba gear, and then died with the bodyguard taking over
Nana was right tho… her confusion was legit “Was that a shark?!” That old bitty knows sharks can’t swim backwards much less drag a whole ass man backwards that fast… lmao she’s like “What in the damn tarnation?! These sharks are acting wild as hell… doing wacky cartoon nonsense!”
@@avicularia_grimmit should be a horror movie abt the dangers of captivity and how it’s abt a Wild Dolphin who convinces a pod of their own to kill ppl bc they were a released captive and abused dolphin
The most unrealistic part of this movie! Guys who do triathlons never shut the fuck up about triathlons. If he was a real athlete he would've been foaming at the mouth to show how many miles he could swim
I love how when the governors daughter goes down in a plane they send 2 divers...not the coast guard or the navy just 2 random divers, oh I'm sorry, experienced divers...like what?
He probably took a note from the Resudent Evil 4 book. 'The daughter of the president is kidnapped?, alright,send 1 bodyguard with a pistol and ten bullets,and two spanish cops"
@@strikeforce1500To be fair to Resident Evil, that somehow works. Now I want the divers in this movie to start doing roundhouse kicks and suplexes on the sharks.
so experienced the one didnt know to turn around when 5 people just gestured that something is behind him even tho hand signs are literally THE communication method used by divers LMAO
@@AcratessLol nah there is no to be fair there my guy. That was an insanely goofy decision that only through a miracle worked out. Sure it was Leon and everything but that's the presidents daughter I KNOW there's several companies all trained and waiting at all times specifically to save the president and his family. Now to be actually fair Leon Kennedy is worth dozens of random idiot divers so still a wildly better decision than they made in this movie.
I like how the grandma keeps naming her accomplishments as if she didn’t do them 30 years and two hip replacement surgeries ago. Like ma’am, you walk with a limp now, what good does your front crawl record do for us now?
@@Venkullix - Ok, I can’t disagree with you because the world IS changing. I just got my line of thinking from my dad (who is 65) and everything he’s told/taught me turned out to be true….
As someone who is scuba-certified, if you rocket to the surface like that from that depth, you will die pretty much instantly. Your lungs can literally explode from the pressure. And even if by some miracle they didn’t, you’d get DCS, become paralyzed, and drown.
Right? And even then! The review says they’re surviving on little air in the drowned plane. I just started the video, never seen the movie but saw this pop up cause I was curious about the film. But when I read that before it came out with the air running low I was like, no plane has crashed into the bottom of the sea and stayed intact enough to keep anyone alive underwater…. Most planes as I’ve seen explode on impact through the sheer force of coming back towards land and wings are blown off and the whole body is ripped apart. They must have been that 1 in a million to crash as well as another 1 in a million to survive an ocean crash 😂😅
That "53" year old they sent out to get the first oxygen tank is actually... 70. Makes it so much worse knowing triathlon guy just sat there not doing shit.
GG is quite right, sharks in general do not attack humans to kill and/or eat us. Most people who get attacked are mistaken for seals, sealions and the like and it usually stops at the one bite since the bite is exploratory. When you have fins instead of arms checking things out by biting them is kinda the only way. Exploratory bites can still kill you if the shark is big and/or use a lot of force and sometimes a shark is so hungry that even though you weren't what they thought the risk you pose and the subpar food you are to be worth it and better than starving to death. Sharks can be quite curious (obviously depending on species and learnt behaviours like being around divers mean free food) but most of the time sharks, just like most other wild animals in the world, simply wish to be left alone to do their own thing.
I was gonna say, I still don't understand the "sharks are evil and will immediately eat humans if you even look at the water!" Movies bc at this point, isn't more well known sharks generally leave people alone LOL I guess aside from cheap water scares
Not true. Times are changing. The oceans are over fished. Shark attacks and fatalities are up. Two in the Dead Sea one completely eaten and another the first fatality in many years on an Australian beach. Guy was training for a triathlon incidentally and his arms and legs were eaten off to where it was just a floating torso. That shark also ate him entirely as it came back to finish the torso. All 3 videos and ip on youtube.
I’m not going to lie, this concept terrifies me. Being trapped miles underwater in a wrecked plane terrifies me as it essentially condemns you to drowning. Scary
dont worry the pane would collapse under the pressure almost instantly. its meant to withstand very low pressures not the immense crushing pressure of being 100s of feet under water
@@quillclockYeah, did a little research cause I was curious and a plane most likely couldn't even handle 10 metres of depth, which is literally the lowest standard there is for underwater vessels
I unfortunately have a broken survival instinct when it comes to water and the ocean in general. I absolutely love the ocean. It could very well kill me and has almost killed me before and I still wouldn't hesitate to dive head first.
Okay, your triathlon rant was the funniest thing! "You've been having all the elderly people risk themselves for you while you sat back and did NOTHING??"
At the beginning, when GG couldn’t understand what the guys were saying, I believe it is: “Look at these two amigos.” “Fancy a little diving, dude?” “Why do that shit when you can surf.” Sometimes I speak himbo.
Yeah, I can agree with that! Their dialogue is kinda weird. But I guess it was supposed to be a lame attempt at foreshadowing? You know, they’re going to go diving…in the plane. 🤷🏻♀️
Even if they got the tanks, they'd all die to the bends. They'd need a diving bell, a ship sank, and the chef survived underwater in an air pocket for 60 hours, in the dark, with sharks, they had to use a diving bell when saving him. Especially with how quickly they accended.
Remember hearing about that one, they thought everyone was dead and were heading down to recover bodies and they find him huddled in a tiny airpocket in the bathroom iirc.
@@makeitthrough_ I learned about it from Man of Medan, it's hilarious you can get characters killed by doing one mistake like that but it's even better that it's realistic
The kid actor did her best throughout the film but somehow it really struck me that the final line about the teddy bear going to sleep with grandpa and the fishes absolutely could not be saved. You’d need to be Meryl Streep or something lol And also, what everyone else has already said about the bends and the sharks 😂
I wouldn't be surprised if they assumed it'd be fine cuz the cabin is pressurized, completely forgetting that doesn't matter when it's crashed on the bottom of the ocean and the walls got all the strength of a tin can 🤦♀️
theres a really interesting story about a ship that crashed and a man that survived several weeks in an air pocket in the ship. when they escorted him out one of their biggest concern was that now that his body had adjusted to the pressure, it would break once that pressure released so they had to slowly take him up, a little way at a time. so I guess it’s not impossible this would be able to happen haha
@@casrroleThe video of his hand reaching out of a flashlight beam in an upside down hallway and door... OMG. He vowed to never go back in the ocean, and still has nightmares. I wish him the best!
This vaguely reminds me of the true story of a fisherman who was trapped in a small air pocket in a boat that sank. He wasn't discovered until divers went to retrieve the bodies and found him alive.
Yo that’s what I thought about too. Dude popped up and scared the diver bc they didn’t know he could still be alive in there after all that time. That video is wild. He looked absolutely frazzled. Can you imagine being down there thinking you’re gonna slowly die and bam, you’re saved.
@chandllerburse737To be fair even great whites probably wouldn't have hurt him. I thought the movie industry would've quit with the sharkaganda by now, but it looks like they're still committed to the "healthy sharks will knowingly, intentionally, and determinedly hunt humans" bit. We are so gross tasting to sharks. They aren't even attracted to the smell of human blood. Being an opportunist and nomming on a human corpse is one thing, but going out of their way to systematically hunt down every last human in range like they do in this movie is crazy 😂
I feel like even sharks would wait a LITTLE while before exploring a big thing that crashed into the ocean? Like they wouldn't be trying to get inside it within the hour of the crash. The concept of being stuck far underwater is a scary one,though.
I saw the trailer for this movie the other day and laughed my butt off at one of the characters being like, "there's no signal!!!" about their phone. When they were in a plane, underwater. I mean....no duh? "Odds are it's underwater" Did they expect the plane to be stuck in an imaginary tree?
@@WelcomeHome0v0 Right? I feel like horror movies make their characters (the ones that aren't going to survive) really dumb so we kind of root for their deaths.
Im honestly super impressed with how the shark swims through the aisle! I turn to one side with a backpack on, and I clock somebody sitting in the seat 😅
The biblical rage over the triathlon line was so cathartic, the rant when he was dying… I *felt* the slow turn, disbelieving indignation in my god damn *bones*
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"When did you get an accent lady?" you ask. The actress (Phyllis Logan) and character had it all along. People in the UK would recognize her quickly because she's been in a hell of a lot of tv shows. I recognize her mainly from a series called Lovejoy, but these days people probably recognize her from Downton Abbey. And the 'bodyguard' played one of the main characters on Star Trek Deep Space Nine (Chief O'Brien).
well... we had "Grey" few years back with a airplane crash in Alaska and hunter wolves.... Now we have a plane that fell in the ocean with sharks hunting and then we have one more this year with a plane crash in Africa and hunter lions (can't remember the name tbh...) great video as always Mista... Cheers :D
"Is-Is he not supposed to hear you?" "You're about to see some Northern Lights followed by some Pearly Gates." This is great riffing material. Thank you for making me laugh.
One of my first thoughts when I saw the ending of this movie was literally, "So is this twenty something year old woman going to now be the guardian of a ten year old kid?" I don't know why, but it feels like that would've been something they'd have wanted to add to the movie.
@@Kanw23 That's good to know, at least. The way the movie was, it just wouldn't have shocked me at all if the grandparents were her guardians and no one else could take her in, so a twenty something year old ended up doing so.
The writing is so NATURAL AND ORGANIC. Yes grandpa, please talk about your old metal laden ass some more. This exposition is clumsier than Superman after horse back riding.
At around the 2:40ish mark, the conversation was "look at those amigos, wanna go diving?" "Why do that shit when you can surf?", or something along those lines. I'm sure you've been losing sleep over it.
Weird that they don't acknowledge that having enough air to make it to the surface is the least of their worries. The pressure at that depth would be crazy and if they go up to fast they'll get the bends and die anyway. Plus then they're just floating in the water waiting to be shark food anyway.
Cool story as a scuba diver, at depth if you hold your breath as your swim to the surface, you will suffer an expansion issue and most likely die from complications before ever reaching the surface. All of these movies fail to account for the pressure at depths and how they would need deco stops and everything to make it up.
No way Kelsey Grammer was supposed to be in this😂. Being in a movie w the plane being trapped underwater plus sharks right after being in MONEY PLANE would be such a legendary run of movies. Maybe in another timeline lol.
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Seriously, even though I’m a thalassophobe I’m not afraid of sharks… and I live in FL and Jamaica. Sharks don’t want to eat us, they just nibble to learn. 99% of shark “attacks” are because either humans look like their favorite food like a seal on the surface, or they’re already in a feeding frenzy and are just checking if we’re edible, or the most common is a curiosity nibble that gets violent. What happens is that they come up, give a light nibble out of curiosity and our human reflexes and reaction is to panic and yank our limb away and thrash and fight back, which scares the shark and throws them into fight mode and they clamp down and shake, and will likely bite again to subdue the threat. If you ever see sharks, just remain calm (physically calm, your mind will be panicked’), keep your small limbs tucked in and stay as still as possible and prepare yourself for pain… if you feel something try your absolute hardest to not panic and just stay still. They will move on and leave. (They don’t have interest in human blood. It’s been proven. They like fish blood… not ours. Mammal blood is yucky to them so they only eat us if they’re starving) just remember to NEVER try to fight a shark. You’ll lose. Guaranteed. They’re a solid torpedo of slippery muscle and teeth and the only vulnerable points are the eyes and gills and you’ll never hit them accurately or hard enough while flailing in water and panicked. Same goes for bears btw… grizzlies will not try to eat you.. they will attack to protect their young and keep attacking until you’re “dead” or harmless. So if they knock you down, just play dead. Face down, limbs in, muffle your screams and do not move, like your life depends on it because it does. They might just pace around you for a minute or two to make sure you don’t get up. Stay down, longer than you think is necessary and then get the fuck out of there. I hope you never need these tips.
@@DanteYewToobyou should actually face the shark directly and when it's coming towards you push its nose away from you because that shows you that you are not prey. I've literally seen someone do this
Sharks are actually pretty chill, they don't go out of their way to hunt humans like we see in the movies. Now the one thing they do is a "curiosity bite" like they'll chomp your leg to see what the hell you are but of course that "chomp" can take half of your leg
@@traditionalnative yeah.. good luck with that. Stick your hands directly towards the jaws of a shark, trying to push against a pointy slippery nose that slopes directly into the mouth, while also treading water and trying not to shit yourself in fear. You have water refraction, salt in your eyes, and shaky panicked limbs. No thanks. I’ll just remain calm and hope for the best instead of sticking my hands directly into a blender on the off chance I can “push its nose away” which absolutely will do nothing but probably irritate the shark causing it to retaliate. If this has ever happened which I doubt, it was probably with a habituated shark and a professional of some kind that wouldn’t be as terrified and panicked and was like wearing actual aquatic equipment… not just flailing in the ocean mostly naked scared half to death as a toothy muscle torpedo comes towards you like the fucking grim reaper. Again… no thanks. You go ahead and try that, if you have both hands afterwards I’ll shake one of them. Your choice, left or right… fewest or most fingers… doesn’t matter to me.
I love when I get surrounded by what looks like Mega Killer Makos and/or Deadly Man Hunting Orange sharks (two of the least dangerous or friendliest sharks btw) while trapped in magic plane aluminum after surviving G forces strong enough to snap my spine on impact. Im so glad they made a movie about this sadly common phenomenon.
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Also how often do people think sharks eat? Let's say for a sec that a shark attacks and eats one human. It's not immediately going back for more like it's a cookie jar.
@@Vladm557 Sharks don’t like to eat people. Unless they’re starving. Just like every other predator. Just don’t fuck with them as long as you aren’t bleeding out and splashing on the surface and they’ll leave you alone.
i’ve spotted two actors who are in really well known tv shows and i’m like. what. Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey, and O’Brien from Startrek! Both DS9 and TNG
Not as wacky as a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man. Not only are they wacky, but they attract customers to the owner's business, make presentations more interesting, keep grandma company, protect one's crops, confuse neighbors, testify in church, or be the life of a party
@@hectoraccented5312Not recently but he was also in Con Air, which is a really fun movie, and also Under Siege, which stars Mista GG's favourite action hero Steven Segal. Colm was also in the Alan Partridge Alpha Papa movie.
No need to be sorry. Finding Nemo is an awesome movie. I like the bubbles line too. My other favorites are: "Mine! Mine! Mine!" and "Shark Bait! Oooh haha!"
I'd like to believe this is a sequel to Money Plane, and the only reason Kelsey Grammar isn't in it is that his character (Darius "The Rumble" Grouch, possibly one of the best names put to film) is due to what happens with his character at the end of Money Plane. I swear I remember you covering Money Plane, but if you haven't, you're in for a treat.
Reminds me of the real-life story of Harrison Okene, only he was trapped in a capsized boat for 3 days. The fact that he survived is incredible but it must've been terrifying.
When I saw you were reviewing the film, which I hadn't even seen advertised yet, I thought "well, I'd better go watch it first." I rented it on Amazon Prime for 6.99, and did the 2024/streaming version of walking out of the theater before it was even over. I tried two different times. The first, I lasted until her friends were talking in the airport at the scene where you couldn't really understand what they were saying. The second, I lasted to where Kyle (white guy) was busting the balls of the male flight attendant while he was demonstrating how the safety features function. Then, I did the proverbial walking (rolling in my case because I'm in a wheelchair lol) out of the theater. Meh...
GG: When did you get an accent, lady? Me to my computer monitor: From the first time she was on screen. If you'd pause while you're talking, you would hear things like that lol.
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Thank you so much for the "he waited to die" comment with the bodyguard. I stopped watching after he refused to get out the water by taking those 2 steps 😭😭
His name was #Chad....now #Chad is dead....😏
Can you please review the Wrong Turn movies
you yell alot now, you think yellinh means comedy ? i beg the differ
@@ThedevilhealerEnhance your calm. It’s what he’s yelling about that’s funny.
The rage he has over Jed's death with the character's acting like he was some shining beacon of heroism when he literally did fuck all is so Goddamn funny.
My throat literally hurts from how hard I cackled like a goon during that... It was really really funny!
@@cooldragon1990 My brain is rotted, i can't. the wording of this comment.
Honestly it’s wild, the first time he tries to do one thing of worth he trips and dies. Honestly would’ve made more sense if he kept trying to be a hero, got the tank and hat, tried to find the scuba gear, and then died with the bodyguard taking over
@@cooldragon1990 like a what 😳
@@joshuagraham1800Oh hush, you silly gooner.
Nana was right tho… her confusion was legit “Was that a shark?!”
That old bitty knows sharks can’t swim backwards much less drag a whole ass man backwards that fast… lmao she’s like “What in the damn tarnation?! These sharks are acting wild as hell… doing wacky cartoon nonsense!”
"I remember fighting sharks in the war, never seen these tactics before."
Plus, sharks are not such monsters in general
@@Exel3nceyep, humans kill millions of sharks each year yet we are the ones making horror movies about sharks
@@Exel3nceNgl, I’m still waiting for a Jaws-level movie about dolphins, but apparently they’re everyone’s darling.
@@avicularia_grimmit should be a horror movie abt the dangers of captivity and how it’s abt a Wild Dolphin who convinces a pod of their own to kill ppl bc they were a released captive and abused dolphin
“You’ve been training for a triathalon and you haven’t been doing s***?!”
Best line
I love how the film "Kung Pow" has left a permanent mark on Mista GG (and countless others): "Weeew weeew weeew!"
Ngl I laughed so hard 😂
I felt that rant in my soul LOL
I deep belly laughed at the utter frustration he just displayed!!
The most unrealistic part of this movie! Guys who do triathlons never shut the fuck up about triathlons. If he was a real athlete he would've been foaming at the mouth to show how many miles he could swim
Poor Mr Bodyguard. He lived in a metal tube; he died in a metal tube… While retrieving a metal tube
Very nice observation.
Usually he deals with transporter tubes
This made me laugh so hard 😂
Sounds like something GG would say. I’m sure he would have if he had thought of it
I love how when the governors daughter goes down in a plane they send 2 divers...not the coast guard or the navy just 2 random divers, oh I'm sorry, experienced divers...like what?
He probably took a note from the Resudent Evil 4 book. 'The daughter of the president is kidnapped?, alright,send 1 bodyguard with a pistol and ten bullets,and two spanish cops"
@@strikeforce1500To be fair to Resident Evil, that somehow works. Now I want the divers in this movie to start doing roundhouse kicks and suplexes on the sharks.
so experienced the one didnt know to turn around when 5 people just gestured that something is behind him even tho hand signs are literally THE communication method used by divers LMAO
lmao didn't even consider this
@@AcratessLol nah there is no to be fair there my guy. That was an insanely goofy decision that only through a miracle worked out. Sure it was Leon and everything but that's the presidents daughter I KNOW there's several companies all trained and waiting at all times specifically to save the president and his family.
Now to be actually fair Leon Kennedy is worth dozens of random idiot divers so still a wildly better decision than they made in this movie.
I like how the grandma keeps naming her accomplishments as if she didn’t do them 30 years and two hip replacement surgeries ago. Like ma’am, you walk with a limp now, what good does your front crawl record do for us now?
TBF, water's a lot easier on your joints.
Well, although some elderly people are cocky and feel entitled, they DO have a lot of experience and knowledge….
@@Venkullix - Ok, I can’t disagree with you because the world IS changing. I just got my line of thinking from my dad (who is 65) and everything he’s told/taught me turned out to be true….
As someone who is scuba-certified, if you rocket to the surface like that from that depth, you will die pretty much instantly. Your lungs can literally explode from the pressure. And even if by some miracle they didn’t, you’d get DCS, become paralyzed, and drown.
Ive heard your blood can start boiling if you swip up too quickly
Yeah, I guess they were banking on the public mostly not knowing that, but "the bends" is pretty common knowledge nowadays.
the bends
@@chillinwithjp3312 raidohead
Also you are assuming they got pressurized to that depth in the first place??? They are in an air pocket my guy…
“She’s friends with the sharks and they pull her to safety….thoughts???” I’m crying 😂
Love how on the cover the plane is not only underwater but also on fire!
How nature intended
@@holliday72889😂 that made me do a spit take. "The way God would do it."
@@holliday72889 of course! No other way lol
Right? And even then! The review says they’re surviving on little air in the drowned plane. I just started the video, never seen the movie but saw this pop up cause I was curious about the film. But when I read that before it came out with the air running low I was like, no plane has crashed into the bottom of the sea and stayed intact enough to keep anyone alive underwater…. Most planes as I’ve seen explode on impact through the sheer force of coming back towards land and wings are blown off and the whole body is ripped apart. They must have been that 1 in a million to crash as well as another 1 in a million to survive an ocean crash 😂😅
They just landed in Bikini Bottom
That "53" year old they sent out to get the first oxygen tank is actually... 70. Makes it so much worse knowing triathlon guy just sat there not doing shit.
Honestly relatable film. I hate it when my pilot flies through a flock of migrating geese which leads to the plane falling into shark infested waters.
First world problems, amirite 😅
That's why I stopped flying Quantas
And when the sharks are weirdly enamored with eating humans specifically too, that just ruins my day
and remaining almost entirely intact after hitting water at airplane speed.
@@partthethird "airplane speed"
GG is quite right, sharks in general do not attack humans to kill and/or eat us. Most people who get attacked are mistaken for seals, sealions and the like and it usually stops at the one bite since the bite is exploratory. When you have fins instead of arms checking things out by biting them is kinda the only way. Exploratory bites can still kill you if the shark is big and/or use a lot of force and sometimes a shark is so hungry that even though you weren't what they thought the risk you pose and the subpar food you are to be worth it and better than starving to death. Sharks can be quite curious (obviously depending on species and learnt behaviours like being around divers mean free food) but most of the time sharks, just like most other wild animals in the world, simply wish to be left alone to do their own thing.
I was gonna say, I still don't understand the "sharks are evil and will immediately eat humans if you even look at the water!" Movies bc at this point, isn't more well known sharks generally leave people alone LOL
I guess aside from cheap water scares
Not true. Times are changing. The oceans are over fished. Shark attacks and fatalities are up. Two in the Dead Sea one completely eaten and another the first fatality in many years on an Australian beach. Guy was training for a triathlon incidentally and his arms and legs were eaten off to where it was just a floating torso. That shark also ate him entirely as it came back to finish the torso. All 3 videos and ip on youtube.
I’m not going to lie, this concept terrifies me. Being trapped miles underwater in a wrecked plane terrifies me as it essentially condemns you to drowning. Scary
The worst way to die in my opinion.
dont worry the pane would collapse under the pressure almost instantly. its meant to withstand very low pressures not the immense crushing pressure of being 100s of feet under water
You can feel better knowing that this is Hella unrealistic, and you would die way quicker than these people
@@quillclockYeah, did a little research cause I was curious and a plane most likely couldn't even handle 10 metres of depth, which is literally the lowest standard there is for underwater vessels
I unfortunately have a broken survival instinct when it comes to water and the ocean in general. I absolutely love the ocean. It could very well kill me and has almost killed me before and I still wouldn't hesitate to dive head first.
Okay, your triathlon rant was the funniest thing! "You've been having all the elderly people risk themselves for you while you sat back and did NOTHING??"
At the beginning, when GG couldn’t understand what the guys were saying, I believe it is:
“Look at these two amigos.”
“Fancy a little diving, dude?”
“Why do that shit when you can surf.”
Sometimes I speak himbo.
I actually prefer what Mista GG misheard cause wtf kind of dialogue is that 😭
I rewound that too many times and still couldn't make it out. I'm very impressed rn
Yeah, I can agree with that! Their dialogue is kinda weird. But I guess it was supposed to be a lame attempt at foreshadowing? You know, they’re going to go diving…in the plane. 🤷🏻♀️
I can't tell if speaking himbo in this situation or really in general is a blessing or a curse
Tysm, omg lol I honestly couldn't understand a word of what they were saying.
“Sorry, there’s just…”
*Bodyguard looks at the camera*
“…No way up;)”
*Fucking dies*
Even if they got the tanks, they'd all die to the bends.
They'd need a diving bell, a ship sank, and the chef survived underwater in an air pocket for 60 hours, in the dark, with sharks, they had to use a diving bell when saving him.
Especially with how quickly they accended.
I just commented something similar, this movie is insane lol.
Remember hearing about that one, they thought everyone was dead and were heading down to recover bodies and they find him huddled in a tiny airpocket in the bathroom iirc.
Right, I kept yelling don't forget to stop on the way up.
The director obviously doesn't watch GG or they'd have seen the ending of the Deep House review
@@makeitthrough_ I learned about it from Man of Medan, it's hilarious you can get characters killed by doing one mistake like that but it's even better that it's realistic
The kid actor did her best throughout the film but somehow it really struck me that the final line about the teddy bear going to sleep with grandpa and the fishes absolutely could not be saved. You’d need to be Meryl Streep or something lol
And also, what everyone else has already said about the bends and the sharks 😂
Why does no one respond to the pressure? I’ve been diving in the ocean and even 10-20ft down feels like someone is sitting on my nasal cavity
p l o t
This is always my question when I watch movies/shows where the characters hit the bottom of the ocean.
I wouldn't be surprised if they assumed it'd be fine cuz the cabin is pressurized, completely forgetting that doesn't matter when it's crashed on the bottom of the ocean and the walls got all the strength of a tin can 🤦♀️
theres a really interesting story about a ship that crashed and a man that survived several weeks in an air pocket in the ship. when they escorted him out one of their biggest concern was that now that his body had adjusted to the pressure, it would break once that pressure released so they had to slowly take him up, a little way at a time. so I guess it’s not impossible this would be able to happen haha
@@casrroleThe video of his hand reaching out of a flashlight beam in an upside down hallway and door... OMG. He vowed to never go back in the ocean, and still has nightmares. I wish him the best!
“He was brave wasn’t he?”
Mista gg: THAT WAS THE LAST THING HE WAS AVA!💀
This vaguely reminds me of the true story of a fisherman who was trapped in a small air pocket in a boat that sank. He wasn't discovered until divers went to retrieve the bodies and found him alive.
The chef on the one ship,nor another guy?
That story was horrifying.
that's a better story than this warm sack of crap
Yo that’s what I thought about too. Dude popped up and scared the diver bc they didn’t know he could still be alive in there after all that time. That video is wild. He looked absolutely frazzled. Can you imagine being down there thinking you’re gonna slowly die and bam, you’re saved.
@chandllerburse737To be fair even great whites probably wouldn't have hurt him. I thought the movie industry would've quit with the sharkaganda by now, but it looks like they're still committed to the "healthy sharks will knowingly, intentionally, and determinedly hunt humans" bit.
We are so gross tasting to sharks. They aren't even attracted to the smell of human blood. Being an opportunist and nomming on a human corpse is one thing, but going out of their way to systematically hunt down every last human in range like they do in this movie is crazy 😂
I feel like even sharks would wait a LITTLE while before exploring a big thing that crashed into the ocean? Like they wouldn't be trying to get inside it within the hour of the crash.
The concept of being stuck far underwater is a scary one,though.
I saw the trailer for this movie the other day and laughed my butt off at one of the characters being like, "there's no signal!!!" about their phone. When they were in a plane, underwater. I mean....no duh?
"Odds are it's underwater" Did they expect the plane to be stuck in an imaginary tree?
With the line “it’s probably underwater” I literally was like “Yeah you think it’s made of helium and just gonna float on the water??”
@@WelcomeHome0v0 Right? I feel like horror movies make their characters (the ones that aren't going to survive) really dumb so we kind of root for their deaths.
The «you were training for a triathlon???» is giving me «unnacceptableeeeeeee» energy
Good ol lemongrab 😂
Im honestly super impressed with how the shark swims through the aisle! I turn to one side with a backpack on, and I clock somebody sitting in the seat 😅
The biblical rage over the triathlon line was so cathartic, the rant when he was dying… I *felt* the slow turn, disbelieving indignation in my god damn *bones*
17:50 the absolute rage of mista gg is real
Let me tell you about RAGE! I consider myself a bit of a free speech absolutist! I think if it's your Channel you're allowed to have your own opinion and if I don't like your opinion, I just want watch. However! When you say something so heinous that it could possibly affect other people in a negative way! Maybe you just shouldn't be allowed to have a voice on the internet!
I don't know who you think you are! What country you think you're in or the color your skin is! Or what you got in your pants! Although, I want to know what's in your pants! And there's nothing wrong with that... No one will ever say the things that you just said about animal crackers and walk away unscathed! It's like this BOY! If you don't like animal crackers you can just go back to wherever you came from! This is America!!!
It was magnificent!!
"When did you get an accent lady?" you ask. The actress (Phyllis Logan) and character had it all along. People in the UK would recognize her quickly because she's been in a hell of a lot of tv shows. I recognize her mainly from a series called Lovejoy, but these days people probably recognize her from Downton Abbey. And the 'bodyguard' played one of the main characters on Star Trek Deep Space Nine (Chief O'Brien).
Thank you, I knew I recognized him but couldn't place why
@@chillcreep4926 I now realize I should have put the actor's name - it's Colm Meaney. And you're welcome.
I was wondering if someone in the comments would point out Colm Meaney!
Oh my gosh the rage is so satisfying and funny! "That man's been dead 5 seconds and all of a sudden he's a hero?????!!!!"
well... we had "Grey" few years back with a airplane crash in Alaska and hunter wolves.... Now we have a plane that fell in the ocean with sharks hunting and then we have one more this year with a plane crash in Africa and hunter lions (can't remember the name tbh...) great video as always Mista... Cheers :D
The "BUBBLEZ 👁👄👁" is absolutely killing me 😂
i read this comment as he said it and i am WHEEZING 😂
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I was looking for a comment like this because it took me out as well
THANK YKJ I WAS DYING EACH TIME
😭😭😭😭😭
"i can't feel my foot"
"Yeah, that's because it's not there."
21:35 "Spirit Airlines to be exact."
F**king savage 😂😂😂
"Is-Is he not supposed to hear you?" "You're about to see some Northern Lights followed by some Pearly Gates." This is great riffing material. Thank you for making me laugh.
One of my first thoughts when I saw the ending of this movie was literally, "So is this twenty something year old woman going to now be the guardian of a ten year old kid?" I don't know why, but it feels like that would've been something they'd have wanted to add to the movie.
From what I can remember, she has a mom still
@@Kanw23 That's good to know, at least. The way the movie was, it just wouldn't have shocked me at all if the grandparents were her guardians and no one else could take her in, so a twenty something year old ended up doing so.
Me too, I thought they were gonna go the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom route with this one
"Spirit Airlines to be exact" had me fucking ROLLING LMFAOOO
Im reminded of Futurama 'Dear lord, thats over 150 atmospheres' 'How much can we take.' 'Well, its a space ship, so Id say somewhere between 0 and 1.'
Spot on 😂
my first thought too!
Hold on, you're telling me they were trapped woth Chief Miles O'Brian and he couldn't build a working transporter out of spare parts?
The way GG's frustration escalates into actual shrieks is funny as fuck lol
"That was the last thing he was Ava!" Damn, said that one from your chest. I felt that.
The writing is so NATURAL AND ORGANIC. Yes grandpa, please talk about your old metal laden ass some more. This exposition is clumsier than Superman after horse back riding.
What did you mean when you said "clumsier that Superman after horse back riding "? Its that a reference to Christopher Reeve ?
@@Necromancer0225 I plead the 5th. LOL...
@@Necromancer0225Oh shit, I didn't even pick up on that lmao
I'm more braindead than Paul Walker after a quick drive
Oh my goodness 😭😂😂
Oh my God I'm going to hell for laughing
At around the 2:40ish mark, the conversation was "look at those amigos, wanna go diving?" "Why do that shit when you can surf?", or something along those lines. I'm sure you've been losing sleep over it.
Weird that they don't acknowledge that having enough air to make it to the surface is the least of their worries. The pressure at that depth would be crazy and if they go up to fast they'll get the bends and die anyway. Plus then they're just floating in the water waiting to be shark food anyway.
Nah, the sharks wouldn’t be an issue, as sharks don’t really hunt humans.
Cool story as a scuba diver, at depth if you hold your breath as your swim to the surface, you will suffer an expansion issue and most likely die from complications before ever reaching the surface. All of these movies fail to account for the pressure at depths and how they would need deco stops and everything to make it up.
Bro nah I'm God damn dead the triathlon reveal killed me
No way Kelsey Grammer was supposed to be in this😂. Being in a movie w the plane being trapped underwater plus sharks right after being in MONEY PLANE would be such a legendary run of movies. Maybe in another timeline lol.
Mista GG flipping out at the athlete is definitely the highlight of the video for me lmao
OK CORRECTION I did not finish the video when I typed that, Mista GG doing the Kung Pow Wee Woo's is now the highlight lmao
I love finding your videos when drunk. I laugh even harder~
Also Bubbles - 13:55 / 13:58 / 19:52 /19:59 / 22:07 / 23:14
Thank you for this
Stroopwafels - translated into English are syrup waffles. If you want to pronounce it better imagine the "o" in "word". And yes, like many Dutch treats they are amazing
I swear man movie content of any kind is your bread and butter. Never stop.
18:51 By far the funniest thing you said, GG! And you were letting loose some zingers!
GG's increasing anger and his "wee woo wee woo" kills me 😂😂
Omg I died 😂😂😂😂😂WeeOwwwWeeeOwwee
"I watched too much Finding Nemo as a kid"
Even GG had to have a tragic childhood backstory for this movie.
Boeing doesn't want you to see this movie.
5:41 “Oh that’s just Josh, that’s just him & his agenda” 😂😂
It's so stupid... but saying 'bubbles' made me laugh every time.
6:14 walking around an airport without a lid on your coffee is asking for you to trip and spill lady
Thank you GG for helping me get over my phobia of sharks, this video is now exposure therapy
it's the least I could do
Seriously, even though I’m a thalassophobe I’m not afraid of sharks… and I live in FL and Jamaica.
Sharks don’t want to eat us, they just nibble to learn. 99% of shark “attacks” are because either humans look like their favorite food like a seal on the surface, or they’re already in a feeding frenzy and are just checking if we’re edible, or the most common is a curiosity nibble that gets violent.
What happens is that they come up, give a light nibble out of curiosity and our human reflexes and reaction is to panic and yank our limb away and thrash and fight back, which scares the shark and throws them into fight mode and they clamp down and shake, and will likely bite again to subdue the threat.
If you ever see sharks, just remain calm (physically calm, your mind will be panicked’), keep your small limbs tucked in and stay as still as possible and prepare yourself for pain… if you feel something try your absolute hardest to not panic and just stay still. They will move on and leave. (They don’t have interest in human blood. It’s been proven. They like fish blood… not ours. Mammal blood is yucky to them so they only eat us if they’re starving) just remember to NEVER try to fight a shark. You’ll lose. Guaranteed. They’re a solid torpedo of slippery muscle and teeth and the only vulnerable points are the eyes and gills and you’ll never hit them accurately or hard enough while flailing in water and panicked.
Same goes for bears btw… grizzlies will not try to eat you.. they will attack to protect their young and keep attacking until you’re “dead” or harmless. So if they knock you down, just play dead. Face down, limbs in, muffle your screams and do not move, like your life depends on it because it does. They might just pace around you for a minute or two to make sure you don’t get up. Stay down, longer than you think is necessary and then get the fuck out of there.
I hope you never need these tips.
@@DanteYewToobyou should actually face the shark directly and when it's coming towards you push its nose away from you because that shows you that you are not prey. I've literally seen someone do this
Sharks are actually pretty chill, they don't go out of their way to hunt humans like we see in the movies. Now the one thing they do is a "curiosity bite" like they'll chomp your leg to see what the hell you are but of course that "chomp" can take half of your leg
@@traditionalnative yeah.. good luck with that. Stick your hands directly towards the jaws of a shark, trying to push against a pointy slippery nose that slopes directly into the mouth, while also treading water and trying not to shit yourself in fear. You have water refraction, salt in your eyes, and shaky panicked limbs.
No thanks. I’ll just remain calm and hope for the best instead of sticking my hands directly into a blender on the off chance I can “push its nose away” which absolutely will do nothing but probably irritate the shark causing it to retaliate.
If this has ever happened which I doubt, it was probably with a habituated shark and a professional of some kind that wouldn’t be as terrified and panicked and was like wearing actual aquatic equipment… not just flailing in the ocean mostly naked scared half to death as a toothy muscle torpedo comes towards you like the fucking grim reaper.
Again… no thanks. You go ahead and try that, if you have both hands afterwards I’ll shake one of them. Your choice, left or right… fewest or most fingers… doesn’t matter to me.
I love when I get surrounded by what looks like Mega Killer Makos and/or Deadly Man Hunting Orange sharks (two of the least dangerous or friendliest sharks btw) while trapped in magic plane aluminum after surviving G forces strong enough to snap my spine on impact. Im so glad they made a movie about this sadly common phenomenon.
No lemon sharks are the friendliest
the little chuckle during the weird smile pause in the ad bit is amazing.
You should deffo check out the movie Unwelcome, the bodyguard from this movie plays a crazy builder in a house being haunted by gremlins
That sounds amazing.
"Shit man, the plane that crashed in the ocean isn't visible in the air or on the surface, where could it be?"
17:54-18.07 GG turns into LemonGrab from Adventure Time
Got introduced by Wendigoon and all I have to say is you are one of my favorite RUclipsrs currently I’ve been binge watching your videos for like 3 days straight and there are amazing please take breaks when you need them the real ones will always be here to watch your content ❤❤❤
How real can you be? You JUST got here!
@@trashtrash2169 wym how real can I be??? Like what
@@Dr_plague9 You are not real. Look within and find it to be true.
wendigoon also brought me here🥹
"I love thinking of the worst lines possible"
Please don't ever stop it's so fucking funny lmao
This movie is so fucking funny knowing all you have to do is punch a shark in the nose and it will back the fuck off. I literally cannot.
Don't even need to do that. You can generally just redirect them and they'll swim off. They're great little fellas
Also how often do people think sharks eat? Let's say for a sec that a shark attacks and eats one human. It's not immediately going back for more like it's a cookie jar.
I agree but have you ever heard the story of the USS Indianapolis? There is a weird history video on it, it's crazy.
We got a shark survival expert here everyone
@@Vladm557 Sharks don’t like to eat people. Unless they’re starving. Just like every other predator. Just don’t fuck with them as long as you aren’t bleeding out and splashing on the surface and they’ll leave you alone.
When I saw the security guard, I immediately went, "wait, is that miles o'brien from Next Generation. WTF
All things considered, the set design is really good
Probably a real plane bought for little money from those plane graveyards
@@hectoraccented5312 that makes sense
Your sheer rage at that guy being a trained triathelete (is that a word?) is hilarious. Chef's kiss.
When the little girl asked her (the 20-something) what she wants to be when she grows up, fucking owned. Lol
I love EVERY “bubbles” joke, can’t get enough of ‘em. Almost wish there were more honestly.
I'm gunna need you to yell "unacceptable" with that same energy at 18:02
Bro….i don’t think I’ve EVER laughed SO hard a commentary on a movie. Thanks GG, it’s been a tough week, I honestly needed that laugh. 😂😂😂
Ayo, GG? You left in some audio from your last CoD session at 17:54 to 18:01.
You know I gotchu, playa. Great video!
i’ve spotted two actors who are in really well known tv shows and i’m like. what.
Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey, and O’Brien from Startrek! Both DS9 and TNG
Not as wacky as a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man. Not only are they wacky, but they attract customers to the owner's business, make presentations more interesting, keep grandma company, protect one's crops, confuse neighbors, testify in church, or be the life of a party
i had a wacky inflatable flailing arm tube man as my lawyer once, he was incredibly funny and succeeded in getting me off of a five year charge :D
@@casper4868 they are also great lovers!
@@casper4868what was the 5 year charge for :D
@@vampyrbaitMurder :D
@@afroditesis4738 :0
The commentary and editing was top shelf. I needed a laugh this morning and every “bubbles” edit just tickled me
i frickin love it when GG gets heated at bad movies
9:39 tbh i THINK i just watched you do an ad, but it wasnt sung at me so i cant be too sure
Bro that’s Colm Meany as the trailer vet, he was Chief O’Brien from TNG and DS9. I haven’t seen him in forever
I have seen him... in a couple other terrible movies
@@hectoraccented5312Not recently but he was also in Con Air, which is a really fun movie, and also Under Siege, which stars Mista GG's favourite action hero Steven Segal. Colm was also in the Alan Partridge Alpha Papa movie.
he was really good in the Ireland special of Always Sunny. He is Charlie's real father
I Love him!!! He was hysterical in Conair
Man that “he’s watching over you in spirit… spirit airlines that is” line has me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BUBBLES
17:52 all i could hear was Lemongrab 😭💀
No need to be sorry. Finding Nemo is an awesome movie. I like the bubbles line too. My other favorites are: "Mine! Mine! Mine!" and "Shark Bait! Oooh haha!"
Mt. Wannahockaloogie
Ann-no-nim-ah-nee
anemones
And "aww you guys made me ink~"
“We have Poseidon Adventure at home, honey.”
GG: "what if we mixed these 2 ideas together?"
me: DROP A SHARK OUT OF THE SKY! :D
I'd like to believe this is a sequel to Money Plane, and the only reason Kelsey Grammar isn't in it is that his character (Darius "The Rumble" Grouch, possibly one of the best names put to film) is due to what happens with his character at the end of Money Plane. I swear I remember you covering Money Plane, but if you haven't, you're in for a treat.
Maybe if Colm was a better Starfleet engineer he could’ve transported everyone to safety. 😏
Hey! Don't you dare beseech the O'Brien name. This is just a Holodek Program.
Everytime I’m upset I come back here and watch Mista GG’s breakdown about Jed and the triathlon 😂
Reminds me of the real-life story of Harrison Okene, only he was trapped in a capsized boat for 3 days. The fact that he survived is incredible but it must've been terrifying.
You’d think O’Brien’s Star Fleet training would’ve prepared him for this…
I miss the “i am not a film critic” intro. I still play it in my head at the beginning of each of these videos
He still uses that opening as far as I know, just not in these live watch style reviews.
@@oMuStiiA oh really?? I feel like I haven’t heard it in forever, but I may just be forgetting!
@@carlynotcarley He has it in the 1408 video I know for sure.
"Most likely under the water"
Yes. That's how water works
The Nemo references are actually killing me. I also watched way too much Nemo as a kid. Absolutely hilarious
Ava’s confusion over being smacked by a shark fin made me laugh TOO FREAKING HARD
also, movies with a mish-mash group at the end always makes me go “aww! found family trope!” 💀
GG raging over Jed and thereafter spiraling with rage is the top teir content I signed up for 😂
When I saw you were reviewing the film, which I hadn't even seen advertised yet, I thought "well, I'd better go watch it first."
I rented it on Amazon Prime for 6.99, and did the 2024/streaming version of walking out of the theater before it was even over. I tried two different times. The first, I lasted until her friends were talking in the airport at the scene where you couldn't really understand what they were saying. The second, I lasted to where Kyle (white guy) was busting the balls of the male flight attendant while he was demonstrating how the safety features function.
Then, I did the proverbial walking (rolling in my case because I'm in a wheelchair lol) out of the theater.
Meh...
GG: When did you get an accent, lady?
Me to my computer monitor: From the first time she was on screen. If you'd pause while you're talking, you would hear things like that lol.
17:45 You never want to trigger a man as much as that line triggered GG.
Trapped underwater in enclosed space….im out