SwaggerSouls' Monkey Lamp - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 6
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- Опубликовано: 5 мар 2021
- SwaggerSouls has his own Monkey Lamp, in what is probably our most chaotic episode of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast
Twitter: / chucklesandwich
Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/78PyQph...
Edited by Scott: scottposts?s=21
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out. 
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This is the perfect podcast to learn that we have a highlights channel
hi
Pog
Gurb
Let’s go!!
Ez
You can tell schlatts dominance feels threatened this episode
^ 100%
lmfaooo true
his reign is close to falling...
Lmaoooooo swagger vs schlatt
the sheer force of Swagger and Schlatt together is enough to make a star implode
Schlatt: "I watch men."
* *Dead silence* *
"nice"
"cool"
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@@vampoxy 7:25
@@vampoxy 8:17
Don't watch the second episode charlie will betray you
-Yobama 2021
Can we talk about how genuinely really fucking good swagger and Charlie's paintings were?
Bob Ross would be proud 🥲
@@hala8660 mans dead 🤠
@@moth8215 oh god
@@moth8215 oh god oh fuck he is?! OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO
YES
Things that Slimecicle has eaten on Chuckle Sandwich:
1. Tomato, eaten like an apple
2. Broccoli, eaten like a drumstick
3. Spinach, eaten pretty normally, then rained upon himself
4. Kale, eaten, once again, like a drumstick
(Bonus: Schlatt eating pepperoni and Ted eating beef jerky)
5. 3 different types of bell pepper, eaten like an apple
Bell peppers are not as weird eaten as an apple
I eat both tomatoes and bell peppers like apples!
@@tvbug valid
@@undatedpeak1829 i dont know how to eat bell peppers without them being cut up so that was informative.
@@tvbug i eat onions like apples. bite into that shit. the crunch is perfect
Schlatt said like 3 words this podcast and all of them were insults to Ted
I would expect nothing less from a man like schlatt
don't forget his gay pron
as it should be
good
also "I watch men"
ah yes, all the parts of the sandwhich:
Ted: The bread
Schlatt: The schmeat
Charlie: The vegetables/lettuce
and the optional side of SwaggerSouls:
The edibles
Honestly it fits them so well. Schlatt just radiates "MEAT MAN" energy, with protein and all that. Ted is definitely bread and/or cheese. Charlie is veggies because when he's left out too long he also becomes too Slimey.
Charlie is also the pepers
What about the sauce? You can't have a sandwich without sauce, that shit would be as dry as Ben Shapiro's wife.
"The edible slipped in under the patty"
charlie’s the vegan meat!!!! schlatt give mayonnaise vibes-
"What idiot would ACTUALLY finish college?"
Charlie: nervously takes a bite out of just an entire pepper
can we talk about schlatts hair? how the fuck does this guy have such a perfect hair line like dude im kinda jelous
that's because he covers it with a hat when he doesn't
i was looking for the comment abt his hair lol
Genetics most likely
Frr its so nice man
He has nice hair
I love charlie's proudness in himself when he shows his painting
He looks like he just wants the boys to put it on the fridge
it literally made my heart smile! he looked so happy with himself!!
it is a pretty fucking good painting though. i would hang it up even if I didn’t know Charlie painted it.
@@theannualmailman8619 "if i didn't know charlie painted it"
It’s honestly so wholesome
Schlatt is definitely the emotionally neglectful dad of the family
Swagger seems like the kid your mom would tell you not to hang out with because hes a bad influence
honestly...this whole podcast is the group of kids your mom tells you not to talk to
@@daft_mervy except Charlie because he looks too nice
@@daft_mervy not really, swagger is the only one a parent would say something about because of drugs
@@pohorex6834 well, if you've got one of THOSE mom's they'd think Dnd was some satan game and keep you away from charlie too lol
Meanwhile Ted's the one teaching you how to properly fillet a human being
"yes officer I am an alcoholic" was so simple- and yet, it made me choke on my drink so badly it almost came out of my nose
Swaggersouls always sounds like someone doing an impression of his voice, but then you rememebr that’s just how he sounds
Omg you nailed it
he sounds like he's perpetually sarcastic
LMAO HOLY SHIT
Poo
I feel the same way
I wonder if minx would be a good or bad guest on the podcast. On one hand, she and schlatt are always a good combination for comedy, but on their other, there's no way slimecicle could eat a large vegetable without minx yelling about it every time he takes a bite
ngl starting to get banana flashbacks...
Ban a na ba
She silenced at an air horn tho
what about the hot pockets
What if they gaslight Minx into thinking he's not eating anything
I feel like so many solid jokes and puns made by Charlie were painfully overlooked and it hurt my soul
Charlie slimecicle supremacy
"I was really high when I drew this" *points at painting*
Lmao same
that’s actually the best though
On this week's episode: Cum man, aspiring voice actor, guy with a slime fetish, and some other guy who spoke twice.
Accurate
eh that other guy spoke at least 3 times
LMFAO RIGHT
@@violetmonday7297 *at most
@@xboxfan1393 of course
they've replaced the fourth member after he got eaten by the void
Also known as Twitter
What fourth member? It's always been swagger
@@smonks5666 Who?
@@smonks5666 exactly
fool, this is the only evidence left that the 4th member existed at all
My favorite part of every episode is the unspoken rule that when someone mentions the audio listeners, Ted never fails to say “love ya to death”
Also the Charlie eating vegetables bit
swagger and charlie: discussing their art
schlatt: did i make a boat? what is this?
Ted is getting a lot of shade. Now I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve it
112 likes and a like from Chuckle Sandwich but not a single comment?? Let me help ya with that bud.
He 100% deserves it, he was the one who broke all the bones in my body
@@sierra200 ted stomped on my dogs tail
@@sierra200 Ted Niceinson pissed on the Pope
@@sierra200 Ted told me I stink like doo doo
It honestly doesn’t feel like number 6. This is a never ending podcast and it will forever be haunting us.
It’s a curse on our lives now
thanks, crest pro-health scope toothpaste
Thanks Crest Pro-Health Scope Toothpaste
*thanks Crest Pro-Health Scope Toothpaste*
THANKS CREST PRO-HEALTH SCOPE TOOTHPASTE
Before Charlie eats asparagus, I have some fun facts about it!!(since my dad is deadly allergic to it and kinda obsessed with learning about it)!
#1: asparagus is not actually a vegetable! It’s the worlds longest edible grass
#2: it takes like 2 1/2 years to grow and harvest which is wack asf
#3: it can grow like 10 inches in a day??
#4: (this ones my personal favorite) ancient Roman’s fuckin loved asparagus. They made like, art about it
#5: Asparagus can live for fuckin ever, like we’re talkin 20 years here. Like, longer than I’ve been alive. There’s a fucking grass somewhere that’s older than me, and probably has more of a will to live as well
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
Anyone else noticed that Schlatt stopped talking like halfway through?
he was intimidated
This is the perfect podcast to *EAT AN ENTIRE GROCERY STORE* to.
you think you’re the king of eggs
@@eggontoast7172 *you're
@@comedypolicehandsup5141 fixed lmao
714 people seem to agree with this heavily
@@dijyy but why
Schlagg: Why would I start a podcast with 2 people who finished college
Charlie: *_*e a t s r e d p e p p e r n e r v o u s l y*_*
It's a fucking capsicum. Peppers are chilies, they're spicy. Capsicums aren't
@@lonewolfinthetardis2640 it's a fucking joke, no need to get specific abt it
NOO! YOU RUINED THE ONE JOKE THEY HAD! JUST LIKE SWAGGER
@@juliananelson3207 *Grumbles in the rest of the world*
@@lonewolfinthetardis2640 That response is funny but I'm really confused
Swagger: *talking about how hard oil painting is and rants about turpentine*
Me, a painter who uses acrylic: There is another.
yES SAME
"What idiot finishes college?"
Wish I wasn't listening to this while writing for an 8am midterm right now
Did it go well?
how’s it going ?
well was it good?
*The professor didn’t enjoy it.* Connor V was never seen again, if anyone has any reports or information regarding this missing persons case please come forward.
@@Aeternus75 conner v is still missing to this day
not even ten minutes in and they’re already talking about porn
I thought the same thing
HAHAHSHD
Good conversation
Yup
i could just feel the uncomfortableness resonating off of charlie it was terrible
Charlie: “we are happy you managed to make it man!”
*takes a bite out of a whole fucking bell pepper*
Next one is gonna be a celery stalk
Y'all dont eat like 20 bell peppers in one sitting
Don't knock it till you try it big man
I fell asleep when this podcast was playing and I had a dream and throughout the whole dream I could hear all of them talking but the dream had nothing to do with the podcast, in the middle of the dream it became a nightmare and I could still hear them. It was terrifying
That’s pretty viscus
That once happened to me with Say No To This from Hamilton
@@sarahmorris4575 that sounds hilarious but also terrifying
@@ace_of_space it was, and at the time the song made me really uncomfortable (i kinda love it now, Maria’s voice is too good) so it was really awful 😭🤣
Bro something similar happened this morning all I can remember is that the part where they were talking about porn
And vore was playing loudly from my phone in a store and I kept running because people were staring at me 😂
introducing swaggersouls: *covers the man up with fanart*
Episode 1: schlatt and Charlie become monke.
Episode 2: ted becomes a criminal.
Episode 3: charlie becomes a lizard.
Episode 4: schlatt becomes a millionaire
Episode 5: Schlatt goes to hell. (No not idaho)
Episode 6: Swaggersouls shits and throws up
I had to do a double take. Yes idaho is hell I'm from there I can confirm
Thank you chocolate milkman
i hope you update this comment every podcast
@@JoeyChuckleberry I have been.
Why us here in Idaho? Have you BEEN to Arizona?!
“only 6 inches I got are the ones I leave for jesus” - charlie slimecicle 2021.... words to live by
Amen, brother!
AMEN, PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ✝️☦️✝️✝️
@@sneakymango7397 AMEN!
@@frenchesckabubbles1952 AMEN!
JESUS NOT GONNA BE TOO HAPPY WHEN HE FINDS 6 INCHES IN HIM AM I RIGHT BOYS AMENNNN
Is I just me or does schlatt look actually sad when he was talking about breaking the monkey lamps :(
How can anyone listen to this as an audio podcast lmao. I'm only 17 minutes in and already the boys are doing show and tell with painting and Ted's skateboard tricks.
Next time on Charlie's search history: "is it safe to eat asparagus raw"
The answer is yes, but it doesn't taste very good-
@@clovermyst6922 i don't think that's an obstacle for him
@@clovermyst6922 It's like beets but the dirt has been pissed in
@@adistantonion2202 not how I'd describe it but alright lmao
@@clovermyst6922 Beets taste like dirt, asparagus tastes like piss dirt. Not much more to say
Wait shlatt isn’t wearing a hat, and it’s a bit unsettling
It’s scary
His hair is fabulous
Schlhat
He got some pretty nice hair tho
@@playdoughmaster808 schlatt
You can tell they live in america because of how long they took to answer the 10 12 year olds vs 1 average male adult.... in the uk your answer is INSTANT. the 12 year olds would win. The 12 year olds are road men
Us citizen here: How do 12-year-olds in the Uk differ from the Us and what makes them so terrifying lol.
@@that1guy324 in the rough parts of the uk all of the kids are roadmen from birth so you get into alot of fights n they try to start shit. They've started learning from all the older ones now lmao. Pretty much get threatened to be shanked (stabbed) on he daily
This is so accurate, 12 year olds in the US are so gross and weak
@@ericaisepic5695 even so, couldn't you just disarm them or just fucking bash their head in. they are 12 they aren't ready to take a life threatening is way easier.
@@ericaisepic5695 and before you say anything about them stabbing you. im assuming that if they can be armed so can I. I always carry a pocket knife which is long enough to hit their vital organs
I like how everytime Ted says a joke the way he says it makes it sound like a dad joke and everyone else goes silent
2 people who drop out of college: start a nation and build huge wall around it and tax their citizens
2 people who went to college: live in a cave, one of them is illiterate
College is a scam
@@moshpitfuneral not really, it isn’t worth the amount it costs, but it isn’t a scam
@@pohorex6834 so if it’s not worth the amount it costs currently, then they are scamming us out the money that isn’t needed for the relatively useless college degree
@@nothet it isn’t a scam, as it delivers what’s promised. It’s like saying tickets to an amusement park are a scam, when they are simply really expensive. It isn’t worth it, but they are selling exactly what’s advertised. That is not a scam at all lmao. It is simply not worth what you pay, in our own opinion. A scam would be buying tickets to an amusement park, with brochures of 1000s of rides that are tall and epic and the only ride is a carosoul that barely works. They lied about the expectations, which is an active scam
@@pohorex6834 College rarely delivers what is promised out of it lol, and the level of entrenchment it has in employment is thankfully slipping. College is a vestigial entity for the common man.
Biggest question:
why is Ted wearing sneakers without socks.
Socks that end before the ankle -Ted
@@ChuckleSandwich Your a short sock wearer type of guy, my day is ruined.
@@ChuckleSandwich youre wearing NO-SHOWS???? MY WEEK HAS BEEN RUINED
@@ChuckleSandwich real dusing
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing
Sorry, I just felt that this REALLY fit with the context
“Their pronouns are like he/him, that kinda thing” *Swagger I have some news for you dude*
This is lighthearted btw I don’t give a shit ab his stance on pronoun discourse 💀
@k4rk4tt 1:15:23 !
yea lol i never got why people say stuff like that as if they dont go by pronouns too. like regardless of your stance on the whole pronoun in bio kinda thing it just doesn't make sense💀
@@zombieworm7332 yea pretty sure he understands them having a trans friend and all, my guess he was about to make a lighthearted joke about it and realized “oh shit, probably shouldn’t on this podcast”
@@dylanwatkins978 in swaggers case yea probably, but i was also just speaking generally. there's tons of people on the internet that make fun of pronoun usage as a way to be transphobic not realizing that pronouns are just a very prominent part of language lol
Came back to watch Charlie eat his mood-indicating bell peppers
Same
1 minute into the podcast: Oh cool Swagger's here
10 minutes into the podcast: fuck
literally
@@phici absorb
30 minutes into the podcast: oh shit
So far this podcast series is just Schlatt being Schlatt, Charlie just being an extra, and everyone making fun of Ted.
oh and then Ted fucking snaps and resets
The balance has been restored
Because Ted beat them years ago, he even hit schlatt with a bat
LMFAO EVERYONE IS JUST ALWAYS DOGGING ON TED
Funny thing is that Ted is probably the biggest and loudest guy there
I like how schlatts constantly said he knocked it over while him throwing it on the ground was live streamed to thousands of people
ik i was think that 😭😭
it is honestly devastating to us audio listeners to miss out on charlie eating random fruits/vegetables on each podcast
This is the perfect podcast to chat with your grandma about
Me running to my grandma's house to chat with her about the chuckle sandwich podcast 🤸💨
As i read this i was finishing talking to my grandma about the chuckles i gain from this podcast
*digs up her corpse* Hi Granny it's me again! :D
You chat with your grandmother about the chuckle sandwich podcast
I have no grandma
All of the sudden, there’s been a lot of talk about this “Chuckle Sandwich Podcast” in my neighborhood
Well where do you live?
@@isaochy4197 in my neighborhood
@@unhuevo9716 same
@@unhuevo9716 same
@@unhuevo9716 same
Swagger: "peed and camed and shidded irl"
Charlie: "GIVE IT UP FOR SWAAGGGERRRR"
"Accidentally knocked it over"
We all some him smash it into the floor right?
Note for swaggers:
Helmets and mail were worn with a coif to protect to hair from getting caught and to prevent chafing
There’s many retailers online where you can purchase custom made armor. There’s a Russian channel I know of that records making armor and has an online shop. Could probably commission a custom helmet from him
Whats the channel name
Schlatt: I broke all of them
Schlatt: *actually breaking the monkey in an effort to prove he wasnt in love with Weston after buying him several maid outfits*
Full disclosure: I've never really liked Swagger and so I've been putting off listening to this episode. But after listening, I'm glad I did. Hes super chill and his voice is amazing.
You seem like the type that wouldn't like swagger
@@tynj4173 good for you
I can't handle the idea of Charlie Slimecicle being an amazing artist
When I saw swagger's black cat, I realise they are all wearing black too...
chuckle sandwich groupchat: "hey, what are you wearing for the podcast today?"
@@baileyiswise swagger: lets wear black like my cat
H.P. Lovecraft’s cat
This podcast simultaneously feels like it just started yesterday and that it's been coming out for a year.
Oil painting is actually stupidly stressful because of the solvents. I use gamsol because it’s the least flammable and odorless but I still get a headache when using it. And you still have to dispose of it properly. Acrylic is a lot better if you want to use painting as a way to relax
I’ve never gotten a headache from oil painting what kind are you using
by the end of the year we are going to need a compilation of charlie eating vegetables
everyone acts like the podcast is a train wreck but i genuinely really enjoy every episode
Self deprecating humor.
and that’s why we love it lol
@@lunaii_-6348 a twenty one pilots ref for name .. on the chuckle sandwich podcast .. who also plays destiny. i want to be your friend, lol.
@@comradeorwell let’s be friends then lmao what do you play on? I’m on PS4 mainly, but cross play comes next season!
@@lunaii_-6348 ps4, my gamertag is ComradeOrwell!
and on this episode of what the hell kinda veggie is charlie munching on...
An entire bell pepper
Different types of bell peppers?
Multiple peppers
red
p e p p e r s .
25:12 he was about to start talking about Carson before slime cut him off wasn’t he
take a shot everytime they cut to schlatt this episode
(all jokes, hope he's doing well)
We all know the real reason schlatt left New York was to avoid the "heavens stairway incident"...
What are you talking about? It's literally just a happy meal
Bro? it's a Happy meal? why would schlatt leave?
It’s just a happy meal?
it’s just a happy meal in the backseat of a car? don’t really get it
@@e-tan3911 exactly, who wants to eat that
Ted's going on about it being unfair that he's the villain, but it's difficult for everyone to _not_ treat him like a villain after it was revealed what he did in Kuwait in January 1991
Thank god Schlatt H. W. Bush was there to stop him!
But what about what schlatt did in the nineties
@@urchinscurvy2049 it was never proven to be the steel toed killer
I mean he said get the largest 2 by 4, there’s only one fucking 2 by 4 lol
this episode was a fever dream
Swagger when he finds out his pronouns are he him
are you from twitter my guy?
I’m just making crumpets and tea while listening to everyone’s porn references. What a great way to start my morning 😌☕️
Yep
Crumpets while I salute Great Britain and get a drink of wa’ah
@@ham1847 bri'in
Assuming you're British, this came out at 6pm. This is very much not morning.
@@mold3314 Corona hits hard don't judge
The 6 people that disliked this are audio listeners
Its fucking impossible to be an audio listener
@@papayadoodlez9994 nah man, you can find it on the apple podcast app
It’s on Spotify
@@papayadoodlez9994 r/wooooosh
stfu i’m offended, the ONE VIDEO I WATCH... THE ONERERTDWWED
everytime i open this podcast i prepare myself mentally to see charlie eat a whole vegetable but i'm never ready, and it hit me so much
Get you someone who looks at you like Schlatt looks at Swagger holding a monkey lamp
My tummy has the rumblies that only Chuckle Sandwich can satisfy
yumm
CAaaaaarlllL
@@KL-id5mh CaRRLLL THAT kiLs pEePLe
Swagger getting scolded for mentioning the bell pepper and then apologizing was so cute LMAO
1:03:00 I had severe dehydration once, I decided to just go to bed and hope I didn't die. The thing about is your brain forgets by the time you wake up so I ate and drank at the same time by eating a bowl of cereal. And that's how cereal saved my life.
Not to bully schlatt but 14:06 has me in hysterics- why the fuck are u walking like that
The panic on Ted and Charlie's face when they were talking about degrees-
I see the pain in Charlie’s face every time he takes a bite of a vegetable
"Who actually finishes college"
Charlie: *nervously eats red bell pepper*
Swagger gets on the podcast and suddenly it's the most sexual episode.
i like how schlatt just stopped talking for a little bit and was just genuinely listening to the rest of them speak like a podcast viewer
“the 12 year olds will fucking kill a man.”
this is my favorite quote from the podcast and this will never change.
Update on that?
still?
did it change??
Bro?
Looking back on this now knowing the meaning of Charlie's peppers makes it even funnier that he didn't tell anyone about it before hand.
This episode is so much better after you learn that the color pepper charlie eats corresponds to how he is feeling about the convo
why's don't charlie at least slice the bell pepper? he's going to get seeds everywhere. there is no way it's convenient. it's absurd. draw the line.
Its the best way to eat it tho...
Yes I agree
Bell pepper yummy
Charlie: bell pepper goes *CROUNCH*
Protest no more raw vegetables
This swaggersoul guy is pretty funny, intelligent, and interesting. He should have his own podcast with a close group of friends.
ouch.
ok
Nah, idk
you are so funny omg
@@Duenschissdoktor no I’m not. I just used a basic format for a joke in order to get likes as a false sense of validation.
this is way funnier now that i know charlie was eating the red peppers only when he wanted the conversation to stop and the green ones when he was feeling comfortable
Pay attention to the peppers Charlie eats, they indicate how he's feeling in the moment.
Green: He's having a good time.
Yellow: Kinda meh.
Red: Uncomfortable/wants to move on.
The moment the monkey lamp appeared I almost expected them to start going: *WHOOP WOOO WOOO WOOO BLEH WOO-*
Charlie: *crunches into a pepper (quite miserably)*
Swagger: W-what was that? what was that noise?
swagger, a man who uses he/him pronouns: "their pronouns were like he/him..."
@@kileedawn9285 1:15:29 lmao
Pronouns lmao we all have them
i was expecting like a prod at neopronouns or something but instead he just flamed himself
@@miriammm1476 what are neopronouns?
@@cinnamonfairyfluff wtf
I feel like Jshlatt has just been trying to come out for years but whenever he does everyone just goes silent. (Edit, why did this get so many likes??? It’s a lot for me at lest.)
TRUE
FR
I never understand if its a joke or not😭
Bro I legit don't know if it's a joke or not now-
@@ohhithere7444 fr fr, I literally have no idea if it's a bit or not
This is the only podcast I can watch without falling a sleep or getting bored.
For me it’s this and the eboys
@k4rk4tt ye
@k4rk4tt Ssdsa
Try my brother my brother and me, bro it's so good
mhm “accidentally broke the money lamp” we know what happened schlatt.
i saw that show
I don't TvT im under a rockkk
@@nobye8439 he broke it to prove he wasn't in love with Weston on Andrea's Love or Host
12:35: "Mmmm"
-Jschlatt
i loved how there was a 5 minute section talking about how good swagger is with his voice, where schlatt didnt say a word and didnt appear on camera, only to join in and say “ hes good with his mouth” and nothing else about the subject.
This podcast it’s perfect to chuckle at and eat a sandwich to.
This podcast made me chuckle and now I want a sandwich.
I see that the episode is slightly longer, and I hope this continues as a trend so we get more sammy time per week.
I think it was just longer because they had swagger in the episode
so by this rule, the podcast would be like 10 hours long eventually
@@whenthebughits9356 are you complaining?
@@extremistgarchomp4950 not necessarily, just slightly concerned about their well-being and how many vegetables charlie would need
SAMMY TIME
The one episode that I don’t use headphones...... ONE GODDAMN TIME
0:42 If Ted ever yelled at me like that I would cry right then and there 🧍