Our New Member - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 7
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- Опубликовано: 12 мар 2021
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Twitter: / chucklesandwich
Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
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Edited by Kiio: / kingkiio
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out. 
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this is the best podcast to eat a chicken bacon crunch wrap to while listening to how medieval torture works!
You are so funny I wish I was just like you
Congrats ur the only original comment
Congrats on being the only original comment in the entire section :)
@@yelazyy you must be fun at parties
C o m e d y
The fact that slime’s shirt is so close to his skin tone to the point he looks shirtless in some angles makes me highly uncomfortable
Why would you point this out? I can't unsee it now, it's so disturbing.
At one point I was horrified because I noticed it too.
we can't see nipples so that somewhat comforts me
I HATE U THAT U POINTED THIS OUT
@@LadiesHideYourMans I'm somehow more discomforted by a nipple-less slimecicle than anything now.
As a New Yorker, I can indeed tell you that Schlatt came to my very own house, THE HOUSE WHERE IVE LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE, and very politely asked me if i wanted my driveway shoveled. I asked how much money he would want in return for such a great deed, and do you know what he said? He said, "Payment will not be necessary sir." He then proceeded to "schovel" my whole driveway with only one hand in about 10 minutes and then smiled and yelled, "Goodbye!" as he walked down my street to the next house and do the same. What a goddamn gentleman.
Edit: after that ted broke both of my fucking legs.
Why does this only have 40 likes. An act of such gratitude gone so unrecognized could only be the works of Ted manipulation
@@muffycat it cant be anything else. Hes such a horrible being, it's disgusting, purposely hiding the comments accusing him of all the things he has done. What a coward.
Truly disgusting , that some "people" would do such a horrible thing
I think we all agree that we should stop labeling Ted as a human. A lizard maybe.
Still if he'd be a lizard, he'd have the best life there is bc schlatt would take care of him. And Ted doesn't deserve such a kind treatment
@@yestheinternetexplorer he should be a fuckin New York City rat
Are they just gonna adopt every guest that comes on the podcast for now on? Like, eventually there'll just be 92 people desperately trying to speak over one another while Charlie eats some weird vegetable and Schlatt breaks everything he owns.
that sounds AMAZING
It's like discord calls in really huge servers that have no limit so it's just an endless barrage of cheep up-close microphones and memes & soundboards played at a deafening volume
YES
If only that’s what happened
Schlatt has an incredible gift to completely derail any conversation he’s part of within seconds
Prime example:
“BUT WAIT- before we continue the podcast, let us fulfill our contractual obligation.”
FR AND CHARLIE JUST GOES WITH IT💀
“They would torture you with milk and honey by making you shit violently”
“Thank you Honey for sponsoring this episode”
How dare you take down this comment immediately
@@gabrieldiaz5274 shut up. That meme isn’t funny
@@alec-md1zo You call jokes memes, honey?
I was so disappointed when shlatt didn’t give his signature grin
@@kid_withabike7920 his shit eating grin
Schlatt is so committed to his role as Fragrance Man that he bought a diffuser
Fragrnce ma,N
What role? He IS Fragrance Man
What u talking about, Fragrance Man completely different person
what do u mean. he is frangrance man
Fragrance Man
I love how ted gets bullied every episode and I can't tell if it's satire or he's hiding back tears behind the camera
Either way I'm behind it.
Bro it's funny but sometimes I feel bad lol
This entire episode was Ted schlatt and swagger talking about random bull shit while Charlie cries in the corner
true
Charlie was analysing the situation carefully to come up with the perfect jokes.
@@yerman0564 he looked stressed as he couldn't find an intervention lol
Swagger: talks about torture and killing people
Everyone: ok cool
Swagger: talks about stepping on a lizard
Ted: get him out of hereeee
Charlie probably detached his tail out of pure fear just by listening to swagger talk about stepping on the lizard
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swagger: "i ate some twisties"
slmccl: * *casually cuts into an avocado* *
* csll cts nt n vcd *
@@yerman0564 ..what.?
@@osalana4206 thy wr tlkng bt Slmccl, s thr cn't b vwls n sntncs.
@@osalana4206 I think they can't put any vowels in their sentences
@@gingergothgirl7654 ooh
I often forget Swagger is an honorary Australian. When he busted out those chicken twisties proudly, I shed a tear.
man... being an Australian must rock
It hurt my Australian soul that Charlie didn’t know what they were
it's beautiful
I keep on forgetting he's Australian, so each time it's mentioned I go “WAIT WHAT” to then realise I'm just dumb and I already know that
@@pineapplepizza6870 the fact that your name is pineapple pizza, the only more Australian thing it could be called is “vb longneck”
Can’t wait to see the new person trapped in the never ending cycle of almost ending the podcast every new episode
Truly disgusting, that some "Mariotts" would do such a horrible thing.
Is this the only real comment on the video
congrats ive been looking for a real comment for ages and this is the only one ive found so far
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do such a horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts“ would do such a horrible thing.
Episode 1: schlatt and Charlie become monke.
Episode 2: ted becomes a criminal.
Episode 3: charlie becomes a lizard.
Episode 4: schlatt becomes a millionaire
Episode 5: Schlatt goes to hell. (No not idaho)
Episode 6: Swaggersouls shits and throws up
Episode 7: Swaggersouls threatens the audience.
You forgot episode 7.5: Charlie the lizard becomes uncomfortable because of Swagger's vivid description of crushing a lizard lol
A comment that isn't whatever that Marriott thing is
Thank you again chocolate milkman
@@Nobody-707 no probl
Hell is Omahiado from Tommy's video
i just know charlie was gonna cry when swagger was talking about stomping on the lizard considering he is one
Poor Charlie
I don't think swagger would like Charlie's closest considering it's chalk full of lizards
Swagger is the kid that goes to his friend Charlie's house and sits there awkwardly while Charlie's parents, Ted and Schlatt , argue the whole time.
True
What does Charlie do then?
@@mihaelabogles7018 he says the joke louder
@@mihaelabogles7018 bathes under a nice heat lamp
"what does dusk smell like?"
FRAGRANCE MAN HAS ENTERED THE CALL
ya like glass?
@@zeronxepher4167 *w o o d*
@@escouleshaire well, wood you look at that
i'm sure honey is STOKED about that milk and honey story.
The Honey advertisement segment started right after I read this
LMFAO
I'm angry that Schlatt didn't do his signature smile during the sponsor
@Jeffery Jerome "that one guy" is probably Ted, he probably threatened to break schlatt's hand again if he did it
The capitalist smile 😁
@@snethies we love the capitalist smile
Can't believe schlatt didn't do the signature smile. Truly disappointed that some "jschlatts" wouldn't do this horrible thing.
My dad just walked in, heard Schlatt talking and asked 'Is that Tom Hanks?'. He could not be more wrong
Or more right? You should have yes ;)
"Yeah, he really went off the deep-end, hasn't he?"
My mom’s friend (who is also my friend) constantly asks if Ted is Dr Phil, and no matter how many times I correct him and say “no that’s Ted Nivison”, he never stops.
It got to the point that Ted showed up at my house and brutally murdered him in front of my eyes.
@@userr_paradoxx Ah I see, yes my father also sadly shared the same fate moments after
Things that Slimecicle has eaten on Chuckle Sandwich:
1. Tomato, eaten like an apple
2. Broccoli, eaten like a drumstick
3. Spinach, eaten pretty normally, then rained upon himself
4. Kale, eaten, once again, like a drumstick
(Bonus: Schlatt eating pepperoni and Ted eating beef jerky)
5. 3 different types of bell pepper, eaten like an apple
6. A whole avocado, cut and eaten pretty much like a hotdog
Doing the lords work
he can’t keep getting away with this
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do such a horrible thing.
this is the only goddamn comment i could find that wasn't the one. u know. the one
Thank you my friend
goal: find unique comments
obstacle: "Truly disgusting, that some "Marriotts" would do such a horrible thing."
What's a marriott
@@zeronxepher4167 Nothing. What's the marriott with you?
@@duskstorm3560 Nothing. What's the marriott with you?
@JOHN SELFRIDGE I cant believe he's done this
Schlatt turning into mario was so natural to everyone watching no one mention it.
*half the episode being about torture*
honey: yeah this is fine
I’m trying to find other peoples opinions this episode but all it is just marriotts
Same, did the record this episode right after the one before?
@@rafatronixrs21 I assume they recorded it on International Women's Day cause they mentioned it
@@safahasan486 truee, that follows thanks :3
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do suck a horrible thing.
Fax
Schlatts acts like an absolute child each time ted says something and it is fucking hilarious
It's so sad that Swagger saying the "Bronze Bull was lit" went unnoticed
Schlatt has the pope and Charlie has an ominous presence in the door behind him. Now all Ted needs are something quirky behind him and it will be completed.
He has a demon hallway actually... Hasn't been mentioned in the podcast but in one if videos he uhh... Expirenced it
A Cram Stand!
.... C o u c h
Would you like the Berry Cram, Very Berry Cram or Rasberry Cram?
Nah he has a demon in his hallway lol
The progression of this episode:
Bullying Ted --> Torture --> Guns --> Bullying Swagger
20:47 "I feel like i fell asleep during an audio book and its transitioning into a nightmare" - charlie
i love swaggers maniacal laughter holy shit my day is 1000x better now
Ts?
Charlie’s shirt is camouflaged into him.
Maybe he's a chameleon instead of a lizard
Maybe he's a wizard instead of a wizard
Maybe hes rain instead of water
Yes, a unique comment!
Maybe he's a sorcerer instead of a witch
I don't necessarily think he's an evil person and he's fucking hilarious but there's like a 1% chance that swagger isn't a sociopath.
Getting a kick out of Charlie being stressed throughout the later half of the episode.
I found the best way to do the Charlie text to speech voice is to inhale while speaking at the roof of your mouth behind your top teeth.
I always could do it and i too thought everyone could do it.
No no no, we're not just gonna fill this comment section with a meme and not acknowledge Charlie eating an avocado whole, skin and all. We need to talk about that.
@RandomHuman at 1:13 you can see him cutting the avocado
Truly disgusting, how some “Marriotts” would do such a horrible thing.
@RandomHuman Truly disgusting, how some “Marriotts” would do such a horrible thing.
@@deeexwy Truly disgusting, how some “Marriotts” would do such a horrible thing.
Yeah watching that was slightly concerning
POV: you wanted to read some funny and witty comments about the new episode of the chuckle sandwich podcast and all you see is “it’s truly disgusting that some “Marriotts” would do this”
"That girl is hot like Megan Fox, and i'm like dude, i only remember optimus prime bro, i can't help you"
king
I’m ashamed nobody laughed at the “looks like we are down to 2 members and Ted” joke
I thought Ted, Charlie, and Schlatt had a perfect triangle of personalities.
Swagger is the fourth wheel to their car that I didn’t know existed.
agreed 100%
Congrats. You earn the badge of funni and the badge of original
He's the 4th member that was sucked into the void and he just escaped. He was always meant to be here
HE ESCAPED THE VOID DOME
I remember when it was just Schlatt, Ted and Charlie. Seems like it was only yesterday.
@k4rk4tt where has the time gone?
I want swagger to stay on so I can hear about the next creature he has the urge to stomp into a funny little puddle.
I think it's actually really nice to have guests on for multiple episodes. I hope it's something they can do going forward.
Can't believe James Marriott refused to let Mary and Jesus stay with him
the rooms were already full of harry potter creatures
Charlie is the dude who is quick witted and makes creative jokes
Ted is the one who is the only sane person and tries logical reasoning
Swagger is the fun fact guy and knows about obscure stuff
Schlatt is the chaotic one who has no bounds
this is pretty accurate honestly
Schlatt is the hateful transphobe
@@govpancake1126 wrong platform buddy
@@Eking-su3tr wdym
@@Eking-su3tr so I’m not allowed to call people out for being pricks?
Ted: We’re gonna have to let you go
Swagger: WhAt’D yOu mEaN
the theme of the last two episodes has been charlie sensing a potential twitter cancellation and aptly subverting it. what a king
A quick reminder to stay hydrated and to stop scrolling, the comments don't get better.
thanks
thanks
The comments piss me off
I love to think that schlatt only wears the home improvement shirt on camera and every time he’s off camera he wears a black trench coat,black turtleneck, black pants, and black socks and shoes.
Every episode, charlie eats something, by the last episode, i hope they get everything that charlie has ate during the podcast, make a sandwich, eat the sandwich and have a chuckle about it
bro schlatt was talking about midevil torture methods and I think that's rly interesting and then he made the bird noises and I almost shat in my canoe 😭😭😭
Schlatt: "We don't do sponsorships here."
Also Schlatt: "This episode is sponsored by Honey!"
1:34
Charlie chimes in with "this is the problem with unpaid internships"
EpicSMP lore intensifies
Update: For those of you confused, their podcast isn't over. They just had issues this week (they said so on their twitter) so the new episode is Sunday and not Saturday this week
Ey thanks
Cant wait to see what slime is gonna eat tomorrow
Thanks I was waiting for a comment like this since yesterday
Bro as a lizard owner When Swagger started talking about the lizard I started laughing so hard! Lizards have like 1 brain cell I swear LMAO
Swagger: *talks about torture*
Ted: disgust
Charlie: disgust
Schlatt: interest
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do such a terrible thing.
Congrats one of the only original comments
True though XDD
Truly disgusting, that some “Mariots” would do such a horrible thing.
Honestly, I would not have guessed Ted would be the straight man in any comedy routine,
love how the editing focused on schlatts grin when ted was talking about his dads weed
I'm so mad that Schlatt didn't do his grin after the "allow us to complete a contractual obligation"
Schaltt: Six..
Ted: Six.
Schlatt: Teen.
Swagger: *Breaks out in hysterical laughter*
That was great though XD
Schlatt: talking about shaving his armpits
Me: completely does not listen because there is a cat, or perhaps starnge dog in the background.
it's his new cat
its Jcat
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@@l.grays.2689 17:27
Swaggers exact thing about teaching his kids to shoot guns to rid of curiosity is exactly what my parents did when i was growing
did it work though
My dad did that as well and I plan to do that with my kids
@@kristanicole8123 You’d be surprised how teaching gun safety at a young age is very effective
I love how this whole podcast is one big bit that never ends
Love how these are simultaneously getting longer, but having less and less content each time
a couple episodes ago...
Schlatt and Charlie would rather be a lizard than a woman
today's episode
Swagger saying how he should've killed a lizard for being scared while Schlatt and Charlie listen in disgust and horror and try to tell him no
Schlatt is Ted's grandfather who disapproves of his move to LA, and is constantly trying to get him to move back home
I'm really enjoying watching charlie during the gun conversation. homie is clearly anti gun he looks so uncomfortable lmao
So at like 35:00 they're on about the shooting range literally just called "The Range" which is weird for me to hear because in the UK there's a shop called the range that just sells tons of stuff, pet supplies, furniture, food, art stuff, gardening stuff and tons more
That's.. that's a pretty good.. *range* of things you can buy
I like the idea that every time they have a guest, they become a new member so that by episode 100 it’s a 30 person podcast that is just a chaotic cacophony of people with rapid camera cuts.
They never told him how to leave the call....... well see you next episode swags
swagger’s voice is so calming to me idk why
i can't believe swagger would talk about destroying a lizard like that, right in front of charlie, who is a lizard
The chemistry between Swagger and Schtal really bloomed over medieval torture methods and guns, this is so sweet 😊🌼
i was doing homework on my laptop while sitting on my roof at midnight while watching this and let me tell you, i got nothing done. i was laughing so hard that i couldn't type.
schlatt: we dont do sponsorships
middle of the vid: this is sponsored by honey
15 minutes in and swagger is the equivalent of a 8 year old watching his parents fight
5:28 "I am going to b u r n you at the stake." I- what a powerful threat
11:07 Swagger struggling to talk because he’s got the giggles was blessed
It upsets me that nobody has noticed the little dog running around behind schlatt for three episodes
It might be his cat
if it is orange its his cat ! :)
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@@karenstendfield1673 17:28
I noticed this episode, but the past 3?
I like to think that Charlie is just sitting there thinking: "What the hell is going on in USA" while everyone else casually talk about weed, alchohol and guns.
C h a r l i e ?
C h a r l i e ?
Vermont was never a part of the USA! I knew it!
Apparently the medieval torture involving being eaten alive never actually existed. The only source is from Greek literature and it’s a questionable one
I feel like a toddler asking “can we keep him?” wanting swagger to stay on full time Sadge
for real. he needs to stay
i know lots of medieval torture too.. like the rat in the metal bowl... the bowl would be hot and they would put a rag in it and then strap it to your stomach, and this rag would freak tf out and try to get out. so the only way they could get out was chewing through your stomach. so not only is there a ring of burning flesh because this metal is searing into you, this rat is tearing away at your stomach trying to get out.
Jshart, sliscle, tednison, and swogersoels
Swoger sells
Charlislmscil
Slmcl
Jshat
is no one going to mention how charlie's shirt is the exact same color as his skin?
ted's fighting for his life in the podcast right now
The one time my city is mentioned, it is to point out that it's the most polluted in the entire world. Just listening to that makes me so happy :)
I feel bad for Charlie, it's hard to think of decent jokes when you have no idea what people are talking about.
I think Schlatt’s 50 personalities are pulling his weight this episode
You can not just listen to this without visuals, it's so wrong because it's a podcast, but it's like playing a videogame with a blindfold.
The swagger souls lizard bit is legendary, i hope he is on more episodes on the podcast the dynamic between the four of em FuCKs hard
Schlatt: "We don't do sponsors"
Honey: O rly?
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do such a horrible thing.
Swagger was the enemy they needed in order to once again reunite the chuckle sandwich podcast ahhhh how wholesome
Honey: Ok, lemme see the episode so we can be sure we can actually sponsor it
Ted: Do you really need to...?
Where is my podcast you gremlins my weekend is now ruined
This
not even 2 minutes in and charlie slimecicle is ready with the avocado
Kinda sad schlatt didn’t do the smile with his wallet during the honey promo
thats exactly what i was thinking
I cant watch that sponsor without schlatts smile with the wallet
Where was the chuckle sandwich today. I needed a chuckle
Tomorrow
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