This is basically the equivalent of a panic attack in my eyes. You’re trying to stop crying but anytime you try it seems to make it worse. Eventually it leaves your brain scrambled.
song: *talks about the toxicity of media and commercial world and how in the end its all just a big move to make more green no matter how much they lie about the product they are selling* me: 4.99
here's my theory on this song: In the first part, it talks about how people will buy stuff just for luxury and don't actually need it. But in the second part, it shows Jack dialing 911 and needing medical help, but they don't help him and instead go to a voice message. The reason why it goes to a voice message is symbolizing that people need medical help, but can't afford it, and people who don't need it, instead of actually using their money usefully, spend it on luxurious items that they don't even need for survival.
There's a lot of stuff in this song that seems to be advertisements, which interrupts when someone tries to get medical help. To me this song is about how some people are too blinded by money to care about other people's lives.
If Jack wants to do scary stuff, AT LEAST he shouldn’t add them in the thumbnail. I play a serious game of Russian Roulette every time I look in my recommended slot of Jack Stauber videos as I hope not to find the dreaded ‘4.99’ thumbnail.
Theroy: So I feel like this is about how advertising and money seeking has effected our lives to the point where we can't even seek real help for life threatening problems without a large pay wall or a bunch of ads
I think the song is about someone attempting to call the police in a life-threatening emergency but they can't hear him over the commercials the reason why we see the phone on the floor in the end because eventually the man dies to whatever was after him
@@CRABSCAPSLOCKOr maybe he gives you £499, which in America would be $676, which is the original retail cost, plus tax, of a brand new N64 with 8 games. Or well, it would be... You'd just need an extra $4.99
I feel like i got the meaning/story of this A guy becomes adicted to shopping, if you listen closely, he say “makes me feel so(mething)” and when he doesn’t have it/buy it, he suffers from withdrawal symptoms (not beathin and feeling anything) and this sends him down to an endless loop of buying more and more products
I feel like this is an accurate representation of 80’s commercial, taking advantage of the nostalgic feel by pumping out lucid ads that leave you remembering it, but not really knowing what it was about. That’s how I felt about commercials from the 2000’s because I was born in 02. I may be looking too much into this, but this type of scenario is very real Flashing lights, electronic music, funky fonts, they were THE THING for ads. And I feel like the vague idea of what even Stauber was selling in this video was a perfect representation of how we saw commercials as kid, we turned the blind eye to reality and only saw the flashing lights because of our ignorance and maybe innocence I think I just went crazy
I don't think so... Many artists let all their creativity out. But too much creativity can manipulate and trick people into thinking this video is supposed to represent something.
I feel like I'm watching a broadcast from an alternate reality on a haunted TV from the 80's that I found in the back of the wreckage of an RV I came across while exploring the forest
I found this in one of those unsettling video searches that you wouldn’t find normally but just happen to come across. This isn’t unsettling, it’s cool! I’d know because I’ve watched jacks videos for 3 1/2 years now
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There’s something about Jack’s face when he says $4.99 that just makes me feel so- *luxury*
its an artisanal face
Yeah, he makes it so that I can't seem to breath or feel anythi-*$4.99*
구독만해준다면_저_별이라도_따줄게_챙 Nope.
Love when you
Cypher Paradox why
"I can't seem to breathe or feel anything"
"Why does it sound so easy to breathe on TV?"
The answer: $4.99
Woah
Maybe this is Opal's grandpa calling for help, or maybe a younger version of him before he gived up.
@@MykusMcChrist you might be on to something 🧐
𝐋𝐮𝐱𝐮𝐫𝐲
The way he say "4.99" and "Luxury" tickles part of my brain for some reason
Ha
Ha
frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
This is basically the equivalent of a panic attack in my eyes. You’re trying to stop crying but anytime you try it seems to make it worse. Eventually it leaves your brain scrambled.
and when you stop you start to question your life if its worth living
@@NightzDragonz-WCUE exactly.
Literally omg
Spamton g spamton be like
omg its the real marina
Somebody: I CANT BREATH Or FEEL ANYTHING
Jack: *499*
You aren't Pony
@@notreallyagameranymore 911, what's your emergency?
Lunarzclipse *4.99.*
Stupidness is my Culture _4.99_
luxury
This is what the tv sounds like when your trying to sleep
Hhahahah
Or when you’re listening to music and it hits new note, and you jump up suddenly
You're *
@@carrot4949 who cares
@@carrot4949 **bites off part of you** yummy!!!!
The scariest part 0:28
Fr
0:11 idk why but i love the expression on his face in this clip for whatever reason
its the "😀" emoji
Он просто улыбается
I like how this has a story, but is interrupted by ads,
just like real tv...
I never thought of it that way!
It's just any youtube video with mid-|roll ads then
I was actually going to comment this lol
same
DEEP LORE
"911 what's your emergency?"
"4.99"
"499, what's your emergency?"
"Call 911 instead"
"Your emergency what's 4.99?"
"911"
*I CANT SEMM TO BREATHE OR 499*
Sir this is a Wendy’s..
Luxury.
he feels like the kind of person to be the [number one rated seller of 1997]
This is what I was thinking lol
Ikr lol
911 WHATS Y҉O҉U҉R҉ E҉M҉E҉R҉G҉E҉N҉C҉Y҉?҉?҉?҉
911 What's your [UNFORTUNATE PREDICAMENT]
IS THAT THE JNTERNET FUNNY SALESMAN??? SPAMTKN???
[[Little sponge]] with a [[$4.99]] life
REAL
Truly one of the [BIG SHOT][SPECI DEAL] in [BEST DEAL IN HISTORY]
Undertale is overrated, earthbound is better
Jack Stauber: 4.99
People: *there has to be a deeper meaning*
lol
i mean, in the ads it says “Bad thoughts 4.99”
@@biggaylol5438 the real meaning of the song id 4.99
There is! Apparently the song is meant to represent how the media claims they can fix everyday problems by spending money on items and all
@@partypizza64 wow! Thanks for telling us
This is a very luxurious 4.99
He’s back! Luxury.
Who are you
Wherever I go you are there
Ok Ray Mark
ok
Jack Stauber at his most [BIG SHOT] moment
I JUST SAID THAT THIS SEEMS LIKE SPAMTON'S ANTHEM OR SOMETHING
bro was spamton before spamton was a thing
@@The_the_Levi Spamton watching this video and taking notes (he wants to start selling tooth hammers)
S P A M T O N
Undertale is overrated, earthbound is better
"When you 4.99 makes me feel so luxury"
-Jack Stauber
When you- 4.99
We can all agree Jack looks like he would give good hugs
I havent had a hug in months -(T^T-)
Honestly he looks like someone that wouldn't like hugs in general lol but if he did, yes, he would give rlly good tol boye hugs 👌👌👌
Lol, he looks like a kind person
He seems like he would give long weirdly warm hugs
he looks kind
*"When you, 4.99, makes me feel so, luxury"*
Makes perfect sense to me
when you costs 4,99 makes me feel so luxury
youre so cheap tf
LMAO YES
Love touch 911 what’s your emergency I can’t seem to breathe or fe- *4.99*
ya know?
911 what’s your emergency I can’t 4.99
XD I get it
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“HELP I WAS JUST LISTED ON EBAY FOR 4.99”
Basically Spamton G. Spamton
Undertale is overrated, earthbound is better
"911 what's your emergency?"
"I can't seem to breathe"
*4.99*
*_4 . 9 9_*
*4 . 9 9*
@@callmeturg Turg, have you seen our lord and savior Jim Pickens around? I need some... assistance.
T D yes, I’m actually in his basement right now!
I love how some of these shots are borderline creepy but he never pushes it to where its disturbing, he keeps the feeling very nostalgic and fun.
no he definitely never makes disturbing content. you're right
Yea literally nothing disturbing about this video, excuse I have to go pull my head meat apart and scrap my teeth out with a hammer.
Döla Freundlich but in a fun way
@@Boogers32150 its fun disturbing, not skincrawling disturbing.
Feeling cute might rip my face off later idk
This kept me up at night as a kid lmao (main,y cause of the part where he tore his face in half,now I admire the effort)
jack looks like he’ll give good hugs
Yeah
No one:
6 year old me rapidly changing the channels on TV:
lol
4.99
I still do that actually
@@rizkyagung9809 same, my mother gets mad at me for doing that
Mood
i can't stop watching this, it makes me feel so 𝓛𝓾𝔁𝓾𝓻𝔂
𝔏𝔲𝔵𝔲𝔯𝔶
*L u x u r y*
Ⓛⓤⓧⓤⓡⓨ
ikr 😳
ꪶꪊ᥊ꪊ𝘳ꪗ
0:17 "man i love that part🤩
Spamton lore:
1997 *SPAMTON NOISES* LOVE WHEN Y OU ((4.99)) MAKE M EFEEL SO ((luxury))
Undertale is overrated, earthbound is better
@@DefinitelyNotTheGOAT But Spamton isn't from Undertale
@@DefinitelyNotTheGOAT bro atleast undertales name is not FEET L0VER
@@DefinitelyNotTheGOATGood thing spamton is from deltarune
song: *talks about the toxicity of media and commercial world and how in the end its all just a big move to make more green no matter how much they lie about the product they are selling*
me: 4.99
I eat greens, but i ain't gonna eat a dollar!
You thought about it way too much
e n i a // hehe man go 4.99
Kid Gamer hehe gov go boom boom
Also how a man rips his face open
When Jack said "luxury"
I felt that.
Bro that's so deep 😔✊
It's 1990? Or Not????? Tell me
The first riff, after the first "4.99" makes Me Feel Luxury
@@user-lk3ti6fb5g he likes to make weird videos but no it's not 1990 cause he's 24 years old
@@JaguarsFanaticong vhs effect*
here's my theory on this song: In the first part, it talks about how people will buy stuff just for luxury and don't actually need it. But in the second part, it shows Jack dialing 911 and needing medical help, but they don't help him and instead go to a voice message. The reason why it goes to a voice message is symbolizing that people need medical help, but can't afford it, and people who don't need it, instead of actually using their money usefully, spend it on luxurious items that they don't even need for survival.
When the music is so good they made it 5.00 instead.
He should sell this song for 4.99
What are you doing here perry
Actually.
The numbers mason, what do they mean?
YESSS
4.99
This song came into my house trashed everything kissed me on the cheek and left.
Best description of all his songs
Dude! ❤️❤️❤️
Yes
I was your 1,000 like :D
But which cheek???
"Luxury" makes him sound fancy.
this totally makes me so *LUXERY*
$4.99 is actually a pretty good price. Although the not breathing or feeling thing is a notable downside.
Can I buy it in r6 credits?
Can i also buy it but with V-Bucks
Colin the Rook Main that at least has to bring the price down to 4.98 then its a good deal
[ GreenOgre ] no
huh well this is convenient
"So, what's it like to have anxiety"
*Sends this video*
Anxiety makes you feel luxurious
Wait really?
@@user-hr9qf5hz6o pretty much yeah 😎🤘 #anxietygang
So ReLaTAbLe
I have anxiety and this is... Actually accurate...
0:25 jack stuaber out of context 💀💀💀
This is so iconic🤠
“I can’t breathe or feel anything”
EA: that’ll be $4.99
Thomas Poole incredibly good comment
Unless you want the season pass that is
This guy: I want to copy a comment
RUclips: that'll be 4.99
Maybe its copied
Maybe
I say maybe so I cant be proven wrong
If you want 3 minutes it'll be 14.97
If subnautica was made by EA
Jack: I CANT SEEM TO BREATH OR FEEL ANYTHING
The comments: he’s so adorable
Jack is a cute lookin man
@@licefest5490 are u a crush on him?!🥶😳💦
@@skittlez_Uni y e s
USerious
Man it sound so easy to breathe.
So creepy so calming so.... 4.99
There's a lot of stuff in this song that seems to be advertisements, which interrupts when someone tries to get medical help. To me this song is about how some people are too blinded by money to care about other people's lives.
0:28 is my nightmare.
ikr
If Jack wants to do scary stuff, AT LEAST he shouldn’t add them in the thumbnail. I play a serious game of Russian Roulette every time I look in my recommended slot of Jack Stauber videos as I hope not to find the dreaded ‘4.99’ thumbnail.
@@coreforce9872 your right Jack shouldnt add it in thumbnail
@@coreforce9872 the thumbnails fine, the thumbnail isn’t necessarily gorey in any way.
This is satire, right?
"My wife is dying on my kitchen flo-
4 . 9 9
eeffoC
HELP IM ABOUT TO GET SHO-
4.99
Floor ninety nine
I stabbed my wife and she's dying on the floo-
*4.99*
HELP THERES A TERRORIST ON MY PL-
*4.99*
I SLIPPED ON MY BE-
$ 4 . 9 9
this is the very first jack stauber song I ever listened to and this was the perfect song to start off with before listing to his other songs.
"MAKES ME FELL SO LUXURY" i like this part *BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Pov: your having a stroke, the tv is on, someone is calling the police
*O h -*
Now it all makes sense
°-°
I can imagine that XD
@Dark Pink Cow strokes are serious
Jack's style is like an underground market David Bowie CD covered with lice and reflecting your soul when you peer into its surface for too long
i get more of a vhs vibe but pretty accurate regardless
Jail bait mate Kate rate
You ok?
RANK10YGO [Rata] its called LSD u should try it sometime
I’d expect this summarization in a journal article
I just realized every song that This guy makes It Always Has A Phone
0:29 is scary
this is definitely me when
$4.99
That's so relatable and $4.99
citric but what about when you
$4.99
@@my_m4n that shit happens to everyday after i $4.99
@@ifeelembarrassedaboutthisa9792 I'm so glad that this happens to someone else too I mean how hard is it to
$4.99
@@my_m4n Yes I hope we can find a solution to $4.99
Thinking about this makes me feel 𝓵𝓾𝔁𝓾𝓻𝔂
did he put a hammer in his nose
what a god
I think that's his mouth
Oh dang i am stupid
SPOOK? DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE HI
@@gluesniffer589 HI SON
@@IBobI DAD
Jack stauber:"having a heart attack"
Also Jack stauber:4.99
This is the catchiest uncatchy song I've ever heard
The only commercial I won't get tired of
Hello there Sayori Sister
I mean at sime point you would get bored
ayyy
@@maddythetrashcan1075 hAnG
What about flex tape?
“I can’t seem to breathe or feel anything.”
That’s a quote I should remember
Unknowingly Unknown well good luck living
For some reason the chills
Companies when they sell a product for 4.99 instead of 5.00
" Makes me feel so *~Luxury~* "
"Bad thoughts"
"Radio buddy"
"Inter action"
"Em ergency"
"Leave your house"
"Tooth hammer"
"Eye pain"
Man these products sound great!
I’d purchase them all for my mantle!!
suicide hotline
You forgot
"Never"
"Let"
"Yourself"
"Feel"
"Bad"
@@wagadoogado my favorite product
Brielte
"Hey can I die?"
"$4.99!"
"I prefer to live."
"$4.99!"
ea sports
Free mobile games:
i love this
Это же буквально [всеми любимый продавец номер 1 с 1997]
СПАМТОН Г. СПАМТОН.
Me: *clicks play on a dodgy website*
The redirected website:
XD
"Makes me feel so"
"Luxury"
GOT ME
People: so who do you listen too
Me: ...
This has to be one of my favorite things I saw during Covid.
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But God said
*$4.99*
that would be a good day
sequeas But when you die you don’t have money on you.
I-I don’t have any m-money God!
69th like :)
🤷🏻♂️ time to pay up...
38 seconds of content that keeps me engaged for 5 minutes
This comment is too relatable 😔
This is what the TV sounds like when you get woken up at 3:00
0:03?
I just love how Jack is screaming for help but the other Jack is just: *4 : 9 9*
Twitch prime theme song
FUNKe o hey
wow a wild tf2tuber has appeared
What are you doing here this place is my place to be when your not uploading go waist your free time making a video
:3
Theroy: So I feel like this is about how advertising and money seeking has effected our lives to the point where we can't even seek real help for life threatening problems without a large pay wall or a bunch of ads
or you're a 5 year old daydreaming in a food court while somebody has an allergic reaction and your mom is paying 4.99 for your snack.
@@enzo3217 AHAHAHAH
@@enzo3217 pretty luxury price for a snacc ngl
I think the song is about someone attempting to call the police in a life-threatening emergency but they can't hear him over the commercials the reason why we see the phone on the floor in the end because eventually the man dies to whatever was after him
@@iminyourfridge894
well you live in a city where 1 dollar is 25 cents and the mall is very expensive
This man is the most original and unique artist I’ve ever seen I have never ever seen any music anything like his
Nice edit!
jack is one of those uncles where no one knows where he is, what he does, but he comes to your birthday and gives you 50 bucks.
No he gives you 4. 99
@@CRABSCAPSLOCK Oh yeah! That sounds better :)
this is so accurate omg-
@@CRABSCAPSLOCKOr maybe he gives you £499, which in America would be $676, which is the original retail cost, plus tax, of a brand new N64 with 8 games. Or well, it would be... You'd just need an extra $4.99
Yea I’m not entirely sure even he knows where he is nor what he does
That one time you keep on changing channels on your TV:
BAHAHA
Lmao
I love how the thumbnail is the scariest moment in the song.
This is nice
I feel like i got the meaning/story of this
A guy becomes adicted to shopping, if you listen closely, he say “makes me feel so(mething)” and when he doesn’t have it/buy it, he suffers from withdrawal symptoms (not beathin and feeling anything) and this sends him down to an endless loop of buying more and more products
~C O M U N I S M~
@@anonunk4658 Band kid
ah yes, American Consumerism
It’s like my adhd 😂
Constantly getting distracted and buying 80 more things than I originally came for
Nah bro, it's clearly a social commentary on 4.99
I like to imagine Jack's old school friends suddently stumbling across his channel and seeing what he's doing today and being in total shock
No comments? I'll fix that
@@meriahpoo7131 shut up
@@meriahpoo7131 294 likes and 1 comment ill fix that
@@cassidysd34th xd
DAMN IT WENT TO 299 GOSH
Deltarune fans: Is this... is this Spamton's national anthem?
epic ringtone
I need a 10 hours version of Jack's saying LUXURY!!!!!
same lol
Yea
Super siiii
I really need that
“Luksiree”
WHEN YOU [$4.99!]
MAKES ME FEEL SO [Luxury]
ahahah I see what you did there x3
Me when *[$4.99!]*
KRIS I [CAN’T SEEM TO BREATHE OR FEEL ANYTHING] UNTIL YOU GET THE [4.99] PLEASE KRIS PLEASE
@@gaybowser4522 KRIS GET THE [$4.99]
Scrunkly scrimblo trash man
“911 what’s your emergency?
“I can’t seem to breathe or 4.99!”
“bro what”
bro think he number 1 rated salesman (1997)
I feel like this is an accurate representation of 80’s commercial, taking advantage of the nostalgic feel by pumping out lucid ads that leave you remembering it, but not really knowing what it was about. That’s how I felt about commercials from the 2000’s because I was born in 02. I may be looking too much into this, but this type of scenario is very real
Flashing lights, electronic music, funky fonts, they were THE THING for ads. And I feel like the vague idea of what even Stauber was selling in this video was a perfect representation of how we saw commercials as kid, we turned the blind eye to reality and only saw the flashing lights because of our ignorance and maybe innocence
I think I just went crazy
I don't think so... Many artists let all their creativity out. But too much creativity can manipulate and trick people into thinking this video is supposed to represent something.
*You just wrote an Essay in a very short **_-ad-_** "Music video"*
No I agree this was a thing for ads
I can't seem to breathe!!
Mucho texto
He should've made a full length version of this song
Yeah ngl this sounds really good.
He should have made it 5:39 long (aka 4:99)
I think it will be in the next album based on the popularity
4.99
@@ogspirit2620 wait what, a new album?
One of my fav Jack Stauber songs 🤌
That “when you” scratched my soul
wow, thats a great price for this luxury!
MemeStaineComics CT. *$4.99!*
I feel like I'm watching a broadcast from an alternate reality on a haunted TV from the 80's that I found in the back of the wreckage of an RV I came across while exploring the forest
Deep web bruh
best description to describe it
So relatable, I didn’t even think of this
way to specific hahaha 😂
Same.
I found this in one of those unsettling video searches that you wouldn’t find normally but just happen to come across. This isn’t unsettling, it’s cool! I’d know because I’ve watched jacks videos for 3 1/2 years now
Call 911 for the ultimate *L U X U R Y* deal of *$4.99*
*I C A N T S E E M T O B R E A T H E O R F E E L A N Y T H I N G*
Omg a wild homercu
I would like this but it has 666 likes
Jush 1 NO ONE LIKE THIS, THIS HAS 911 LIKES RN
I read "Ultimate", I come.
You have accidentally summoned a DanganRonpa fan.
0:13 "never let yourself feel bad" man I love that part
Yeah
didnt notice until you pointed it out, thanks !
Imagine you're dying and the last thing you ever see is "created by jack stauber"
There’s something about this man that makes him feel like an uncle to me and I want a hug
I called the number at 0:31 and it was a bank. A lady picked up and I had to explain to her that the number was in a video
Jesus the tooth hammer
Both of you are so *L u x u r y*
“Call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system”
Come 2 my chann
@@user-ds1jz3rd9o no