This is my absolute favourite scene from this movie: Two "grown ups" making a complete arse of themselves in front of the kids who walk away in shame :-))
my P.E teacher scrapped the ref once , all the kids and mums started walking off , he married a pupil , threw his ex wife downstairs and to top it off he started a fight with some of the pupils in a pub once .
The same could be sead about Shaggy You're more confused than both of them put together you doss cunt lol. I am just saying you should say something like that as well.
I always find it quite funny how after everything that happened to Johnson in this movie, running from the Millwall firm, the nightmares etc it was actually Rod who hit Fred's brother with the cricket bat haha
I love this film but I don't really get why Tommy had all those nightmares and felt he was going round the twist unless he some way knew he'd get filled in badly at millwall but surely he'd of just took a weapon with him so if he got recognised he'd be ok
@TMGPREZ you only won on the 4th July because the French helped you out, you fucking bell end. You'd be fuck all if us British hadn't discovered America in the first place, you inbred prick!
Yeah, that's how most fights end up. People watch too many movies and not enough real experience and think you land every shot and last 2 minutes. You're both gassed in a real fight if you're an average bloke.
@@donkaler213atleast someone else gets it, they're Londoners, not cockney, west and south Londoners arent cockney, got to be born within the sound of bow bells to be a cockney
For those not able to understand the dialogue, I have written a translated transcript from the start of this video to the end: Bill: Three lots of your finest chilled beverages, my good sir Tommy (narrating): The issues with Bill initiated during his viewing of the gentlemanly sport of football, having unfortunately dealt with a few physical encounters in doing so. It has lead to him developing a condition that could be termed as antisocial personality disorder. Rod: Bill, I think we should make our way out of here. There are a approximately ten gentlemen looking at us because we don't appear to be sophisticated enough to join their club. Bill: How many of these fine gentlemen did you say we needed to try to impress? Rod: There's about ten of them, and I think it's too many to try to get into their good books, so perhaps we should try to charm a different set of individuals at an alternative location. Bill: So which one of these individuals is glancing at me with the most affection? Rod: That rather large cavalier with the fine beret bestowed upon his crown. Bill: Excuse me Sir! I would like to exemplify my accomplishments to you first, so that you may convince you friends to allow us into your fine establishment! Tommy (narrating): And that was his concept of a prosperous excursion. Bill: I think you've made the incorrect decision in not letting us join your club. (Next scene) Tommy (narrating): With the encounter between Chelsea and Millwall due to take place in the near future, the underlings of each team decided to have a delightful battle of pride. And it was such a joyous occasion that Bill and Fred were able to massage their mutual animosities for the sake of the children. Fred: Oh, what a fine coincidence it is for our darling little children to face each other in advance of the encounter between our own teams in the upcoming cup match. Bill: Sure, though I'm sceptical that the level of passion in this matchup would compete with the actual fixture in the cup. Fred: So do you think you would be able to prove yourselves to be a stimulating challenge in our rather hostile residential environment? Bill: Well, if we were to use our last encounter as an admissible example, I do believe we did prove ourselves to be the most stimulating of challenges to you and your associates leading to a mutual rush throughout every borough of our fine capital city. Fred: I think it's rather unlikely that you would have the capability of rushing 100 yards. Bill: Well, in fairness, it was not a necessary requirement. Fred: Please do not be obnoxious with me, Sir. It does not suit a fine gentlemen like yourself. Bill: I have some trivia for you. Name a vulgar term for a woman's genitalia. But instead of saying the word, you have to spell it out. Fred: I do not have the time to humour you with your foolish gestations, but I should see you next Tuesday. Bill: Ha! That is not the correct answer to my question, you fool! Fred: I shall remind myself of your obnoxious behaviour when you endear yourself to our lovely neighbourhood, you corpulent heathen. Bill: We appear to be getting rather contiguous, so allow me to ask you a question. What seems to be the causations of your hostile attitude? Is it due to the fact you are required to open your dismal culinary business in a short while, or is it due to the fact that you purchase your illegal substances off of a man of the Caucasian race? Fred: Excuse me Sir, but please explain the aura of handling your business with an Ottoman, when your political stance conflicts with your interests? There's a Great Dane less baffled than yourself. Bill: I think your befuddlement stems from some previous serious impact to your head. Fred: Here's a proposition for you. Would you like to wait until the upcoming football match, or would you like to engage in a physical battle forthwith? Bill: I do not think it to be gentlemanly conduct for myself to engage in battle with an individual who I consider to be at an amateur level, and I do not think it wise for you to seek such a challenge, you urine-looking wretch. Fred: If that is your stance, then perhaps you should cease engaging in physical battles with your fair spouse. Bill: Excuse me, could you please repeat that? Fred: I would be happy to do so, but I am under the absolute belief that you already heard my contemptuous words. Fred & Bill (muffled by their physical encounter): Fucking wanker! Fucking cunt! Fucking.....arghwegjnktrgjkrg lrje
I remember before this got released there was a pirate version doing the rounds, and in this scene after the argument, they never fought, it was just all a kinda fantasy thing. I prefered it, made it even funnier. Anyone else see that version?
Can’t believe people have seen and rave about Green Street Hooligans but have not seen this. This was the best. Oh yeah and I met Tamir Hassan (The Turk) in Selfridges and shook his hand. He was a top bloke. Paid his parking with a wallet full of 50’s.
Sounds spot-on , Turk’s are known for always paying in cash . When I worked at a wholesaler we had a turkish guy who’d come in and spend 3 grand in cash every week , Sikhs do it too
This film is a fuckin classic, it might have some plot holes and its not perfect, but its gritty and real, the soundtrack is incredible and the casting is 100% bang on as well
Davey Boy broo one time my mate had a flat and this was the only DVD he fuking has to watch my fuking days ..don’t I know every line of scene in that movie! .. it kept being played over and over Good movie but we rinsed it hard back in the days 👌🏼
Great authentic scene Frank Harper an Tamar Hussein are some of the best at this sort of role These parents do spoil it for kids at Sunday football I once witnessed a mass brawl when I was 11-13 in Brentwood a bloke run on the pitch started pushing a kid kids dad come on and battered him other parents got involved the bloke that was battered was running around with a piece of wood then he went to the police and said there is big fight over there he was the on who caused it. Mass brawl.
@@stedarkside1529 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. American take on soccer in the uk. “For fuck sake” in the worst cockney accent ever “stop saying soccer. “
Fred says "Do you fancy yourselves in bandit country then?" The part before the "Don't get lemon" bit Fred says "You couldn't run a hundred yards mate" and then Billy responds with "Wouldn't fucking need to either."
Funny because back in the day Danny said on one of those talk show things that eastenders was only for washed up celebs that couldn't find any other work and that we would never catch him on it
Actually when he says DONT punch above your weight he means you SHOUDLNT start fights with people bigger than you and then he replies "well stop punching your old woman about then" (calling his wife fatter than bill and highlighting the fact that he beats her or at least implying it)
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Finally hit a million views with this video...only took 13 years :)....thanks for all the views and comments
haha cool to see that u still here after 13 years ;) happy newyear mate!
@@Simonsuryakant 👍🏼
Wooo :D I've watched this youtube clip so many times i've lost count xD
Now 6 months later you are a quater of the way there to two million aha
@@elliotrose8836 A quarter of the way to two million would be 500,000.
"When you're supposed to be right wing, scooby-doo is less confused than you" What a pair of legends, they're funny as fuck!
"Lets have it right..." 30% of the total dialogue in this film
You mug!
You tryna mug us off?
@@hystari200 infront of ma pals
😂😂
Don't get lemon, it don't suit ya
This is my absolute favourite scene from this movie: Two "grown ups" making a complete arse of themselves in front of the kids who walk away in shame :-))
The Ref did well here. Pair of idiots. Stifling my laughter here.
It happened in real life.
@@Kelly14UK Lmao, I see comments from you on almost every video I watch on RUclips (mostly stone roses and OFAH clips these days)
Since watching this, weeks later, read in the papers, a similar incident took place when two dads were fighting.
my P.E teacher scrapped the ref once , all the kids and mums started walking off , he married a pupil , threw his ex wife downstairs and to top it off he started a fight with some of the pupils in a pub once .
i love him leaving the pub ' you f**kin mugs' as hes getting bullied out of a pub. love Bill he's hilarous
Cockneys are funny,they are always givin it large, I'm a Northener but we do love the Cockneys,they are good for a larf.
"10 Stoke fans staring at us" 😂😂😂, pure Gold
I’m from stoke
@@mydeggzy470 Inbred
@@dannyhoughton7728 trye
@@mydeggzy470 mong
The only 10
Modern day Shakespeare I swear this is a classic
I think DeNiro and Pacino should remake this scene :)
c-u-n-t....CANT!
I meant lemon soppy bollocks
Scooby doo is less confused than you 😂😂😂
Haha,
The same could be
sead about Shaggy
You're more confused than both of them put together you doss
cunt lol.
I am just saying you should say something like that as well.
Don't get lemon Bill, it don't suit ya!
Spell it ya cant!
@@retrojoes9610 cant
@@keithredfield4908 he ment lemon sobby Bullocks
@@SeanMeds don’t punch above your weight ya long streak of piss
@@keithredfield4908 stop punching your old woman about then wanker
Every singles football hooligans conversation in a pub:
- Hey buddy want a pint?
- I support a different team to you.
- Right! Outside now!!
You Americans don’t understand you’re all soft
The work buddy is NEVER said. That is an American thing.
Do Americans actual think that’s how it is?😂 it’s a subculture you’ll never understand unless you’ve lived it.
@@JJ_Forza Fucking lol at fighting over teams owned by Russian Oligarchs, Chinese Tycoons and Saudi oil barons. Fucking LOL.
@@leeoreilly6797 shut up Lee 😂😂😂
Met tamer hassan in ireland whilst he was involved in the cannon run what a lovely fella he was, top bloke
I always find it quite funny how after everything that happened to Johnson in this movie, running from the Millwall firm, the nightmares etc it was actually Rod who hit Fred's brother with the cricket bat haha
gravy180rs why would that be funny haha
I love this film but I don't really get why Tommy had all those nightmares and felt he was going round the twist unless he some way knew he'd get filled in badly at millwall but surely he'd of just took a weapon with him so if he got recognised he'd be ok
@@birminghamloyal7599
Paranoid with the build up, on drugs it happens and dreams happen in life before it has.
@@birminghamloyal7599What's a weapon gonna do against 10 guys dragging you into an alleyway lmao. Even a gun wouldn't save him from that 😂
@@birminghamloyal7599 Nevermind Tommy, what about Spaz and Spudhead. Muppets couldn't wiffle a dubbly wib. Cloutzy nuffleguffs!
“Fuck this, if they can’t be grown up, let’s go.” 🤣🤣🤣
Possibly one of the best dialogues ever
Calling someone a "long streak of piss" is the funniest shit I've ever heard
Now thats what I call trash talkin'! Not the girly crap you hear in american wrestling! The British do it best!
My boy it’s fake but don’t slip up you won’t be able to see cena coming YOU CANT SEE ME
@@FranciscoRodriguez-vk5km sorry hard
@TMGPREZ you only won on the 4th July because the French helped you out, you fucking bell end. You'd be fuck all if us British hadn't discovered America in the first place, you inbred prick!
@@metalguru8140 metaltutu, stick it up yer arse ya fuck trumpet!
TMGPREZ engerland engerland engerland Tull I die you yanks are sausages would get run out of England up ere in the north pussssies!
“You can’t run 100 yards mate” 😂😂😂
Don't faacckin need too eeffer
To the kids ".. if they cant be grown up lets go." Brilliant line.
the junior football fight is one of the best scenes in the film hahahaha
“I meant lemon soppy bollocks” I almost died when he said that
hilarious how it starts
"somehow don't think this game is gonna get quite as messy"
And when they start fighting its the most useless attempt at fighting you could do.
Which is kinda realistic.
Yeah, that's how most fights end up. People watch too many movies and not enough real experience and think you land every shot and last 2 minutes. You're both gassed in a real fight if you're an average bloke.
That's why you train, fit fit fit as roy Shaw would say
Which is exactly how football hooligans perform.
@@MrBaronCabron Not you but aye warrior
People who talk too much and hang around in gangs usually can't fight at all.
“If they can’t be grown up let’s go”
I could listen to that accent all day. Love it. For Christ’s sake cockneys, don’t disappear into oblivion. Stage a comeback!
billy and fred aren’t supposed to be cockneys
@@donkaler213atleast someone else gets it, they're Londoners, not cockney, west and south Londoners arent cockney, got to be born within the sound of bow bells to be a cockney
mle is better then cockney
They're SARF LONDON. Nah wot r mean geez. That's the way it's spoken. Lesavit rite!
Anyone south of liverpool is cockney. Ha Ha.
That escalated why tooo quick one of my favorite scenes
Things can escalate even faster than that at times.
All it takes is for someone to miss hear what is sead & it all kicks off big time.
This is literally every sunday league game I play 🤣
Big geezer with the Hackett cap on
For those not able to understand the dialogue, I have written a translated transcript from the start of this video to the end:
Bill: Three lots of your finest chilled beverages, my good sir
Tommy (narrating): The issues with Bill initiated during his viewing of the gentlemanly sport of football, having unfortunately dealt with a few physical encounters in doing so. It has lead to him developing a condition that could be termed as antisocial personality disorder.
Rod: Bill, I think we should make our way out of here. There are a approximately ten gentlemen looking at us because we don't appear to be sophisticated enough to join their club.
Bill: How many of these fine gentlemen did you say we needed to try to impress?
Rod: There's about ten of them, and I think it's too many to try to get into their good books, so perhaps we should try to charm a different set of individuals at an alternative location.
Bill: So which one of these individuals is glancing at me with the most affection?
Rod: That rather large cavalier with the fine beret bestowed upon his crown.
Bill: Excuse me Sir! I would like to exemplify my accomplishments to you first, so that you may convince you friends to allow us into your fine establishment!
Tommy (narrating): And that was his concept of a prosperous excursion.
Bill: I think you've made the incorrect decision in not letting us join your club.
(Next scene)
Tommy (narrating): With the encounter between Chelsea and Millwall due to take place in the near future, the underlings of each team decided to have a delightful battle of pride. And it was such a joyous occasion that Bill and Fred were able to massage their mutual animosities for the sake of the children.
Fred: Oh, what a fine coincidence it is for our darling little children to face each other in advance of the encounter between our own teams in the upcoming cup match.
Bill: Sure, though I'm sceptical that the level of passion in this matchup would compete with the actual fixture in the cup.
Fred: So do you think you would be able to prove yourselves to be a stimulating challenge in our rather hostile residential environment?
Bill: Well, if we were to use our last encounter as an admissible example, I do believe we did prove ourselves to be the most stimulating of challenges to you and your associates leading to a mutual rush throughout every borough of our fine capital city.
Fred: I think it's rather unlikely that you would have the capability of rushing 100 yards.
Bill: Well, in fairness, it was not a necessary requirement.
Fred: Please do not be obnoxious with me, Sir. It does not suit a fine gentlemen like yourself.
Bill: I have some trivia for you. Name a vulgar term for a woman's genitalia. But instead of saying the word, you have to spell it out.
Fred: I do not have the time to humour you with your foolish gestations, but I should see you next Tuesday.
Bill: Ha! That is not the correct answer to my question, you fool!
Fred: I shall remind myself of your obnoxious behaviour when you endear yourself to our lovely neighbourhood, you corpulent heathen.
Bill: We appear to be getting rather contiguous, so allow me to ask you a question. What seems to be the causations of your hostile attitude? Is it due to the fact you are required to open your dismal culinary business in a short while, or is it due to the fact that you purchase your illegal substances off of a man of the Caucasian race?
Fred: Excuse me Sir, but please explain the aura of handling your business with an Ottoman, when your political stance conflicts with your interests? There's a Great Dane less baffled than yourself.
Bill: I think your befuddlement stems from some previous serious impact to your head.
Fred: Here's a proposition for you. Would you like to wait until the upcoming football match, or would you like to engage in a physical battle forthwith?
Bill: I do not think it to be gentlemanly conduct for myself to engage in battle with an individual who I consider to be at an amateur level, and I do not think it wise for you to seek such a challenge, you urine-looking wretch.
Fred: If that is your stance, then perhaps you should cease engaging in physical battles with your fair spouse.
Bill: Excuse me, could you please repeat that?
Fred: I would be happy to do so, but I am under the absolute belief that you already heard my contemptuous words.
Fred & Bill (muffled by their physical encounter): Fucking wanker! Fucking cunt! Fucking.....arghwegjnktrgjkrg lrje
Quality!
Absolutely brilliant dialogue, script is fantastic
what's funny is that in the original cut, the fight in the end of the scene was imagined.
Is there any way I can watch the original cut with the oasis soundtrack
You`ll be surprised how many times this actually does happen at a Juniors football match
“Woooaaah, now we’re getting personal”!
I remember before this got released there was a pirate version doing the rounds, and in this scene after the argument, they never fought, it was just all a kinda fantasy thing. I prefered it, made it even funnier. Anyone else see that version?
Do you know if there's any way I can watch the original cut with the oasis soundtrack?
I saw this!! turns out it wasnt real and they bloth just clap their sons on.
@@christianattfield9356 hahaha yeah. 'Jog on' 😂
No ya mug 😁
That's the version I've got on video.
Now that's a British actor. Total legend and met him at a film festival in 2020, never had to bottle to have a conversation with him. Gutted.
Can’t believe people have seen and rave about Green Street Hooligans but have not seen this. This was the best.
Oh yeah and I met Tamir Hassan (The Turk) in Selfridges and shook his hand. He was a top bloke. Paid his parking with a wallet full of 50’s.
Sounds spot-on , Turk’s are known for always paying in cash . When I worked at a wholesaler we had a turkish guy who’d come in and spend 3 grand in cash every week , Sikhs do it too
1:25 "Scooby-Doo's lead confused than you"
That has me dying, this is hilarious
Funny how this fight was a scuffle but the brawl at the end was near fatal for everyone involved
This is just gold 😂
Literally the most british video on youtube 😂😂😂 spot on spot on
I remember watching this when i was young lol i didn't understand half of what they said, This film is now 10x better xD
This film is a fuckin classic, it might have some plot holes and its not perfect, but its gritty and real, the soundtrack is incredible and the casting is 100% bang on as well
What plot holes has it got?
💯 percent accurate, exactly how you get a fight going
Classic Nick Love , he always nails it with the soundtracks , textbook case “The Business"
the turk actor is great actor in this
Tamer Hassan and Danny Dyer bounced off each other really well in "The Business" - go check it out. Fantastic film and the soundtrack is great too.
Watch Dead Man Running. Not a perfect film, but something everyone should see in their lifetime. Just my opinion.
Underrated actor
Davey Boy broo one time my mate had a flat and this was the only DVD he fuking has to watch my fuking days ..don’t I know every line of scene in that movie! .. it kept being played over and over Good movie but we rinsed it hard back in the days 👌🏼
he is english tho
Thought this was cool as a kid. Looking back, it’s a story about a bunch of saddo’s.
It’s a tongue in cheek film don’t take it too seriously
Gotta be honest I love this movie, the firm, ID and awaydays, nothing high brow and will never jostle for Oscars but fun all the same
that junior match was my favourite part of this film
Great authentic scene Frank Harper an Tamar Hussein are some of the best at this sort of role These parents do spoil it for kids at Sunday football I once witnessed a mass brawl when I was 11-13 in Brentwood a bloke run on the pitch started pushing a kid kids dad come on and battered him other parents got involved the bloke that was battered was running around with a piece of wood then he went to the police and said there is big fight over there he was the on who caused it. Mass brawl.
cockney accent is awesome!
East end accent, they're not officially "cockneys" unless they were born when the bow bells were chiming within earshot.
These Chelsea boys aren’t cockney
East End folk all speak urdu now
David whitechapel chelsea isnt cockney
cockney is east london, this is south west london
"Fuck this if they can't be grown up, let's go." LOL
Apparently the Billy and Fred scene is a dream. Figures really. 2 on 2 with a ref, plus they fight like girls
That first bit is fuckin hilarious "you fackin mugs"
Greatest, most authentic and realistic football hooligan film ever made
Are you joking, bloody hell 😄
Green Street is miles better
@@stedarkside1529 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. American take on soccer in the uk. “For fuck sake” in the worst cockney accent ever “stop saying soccer. “
@@stedarkside1529 Nowhere near as authentic as Football Factory tho
The original “The Firm” with Gary Oldman
Scooby-Doo's less confused than you 🤣
The Dialogue is great. Best scene in the movie
"deep saaf" - every Londoner, ever.
Scooby Doo is less confused then you... Fucking classic
Most modern football fights resemble strictly come dancing
That was the manliest fight I have ever seen
love this film, seen it well over 50 times xd
It's brilliant acting in it. How many times now mate after 13 year's?
this is the reason why green street is wank. this is hilarious
The Wealdstone Raider would have done both of them at the same time 👊😂
One of best films ever, when watch this whenever it comes on randomly, like the other night, always takes ya back. See u you mug
Bright is a legend!
One of the funniest scenes in film history - almost as good as 'well, well, if it isn't the Smoker...' (from A Few Dollars More).
Fred says "Do you fancy yourselves in bandit country then?"
The part before the "Don't get lemon" bit Fred says "You couldn't run a hundred yards mate" and then Billy responds with "Wouldn't fucking need to either."
and ofc the reason he said "dont punch above your weight" to begin with was he was trying to say " I am to big for you and it would be a mismatch"
I reckon the turk would batter him
British insulting is so much better than american insulting xD ... greetings a german
Americans dont have insults at all
Bout ten please don’t start Bill 🤣
Absolutely no one! And I mean no one says ‘Cunt’ as good as us brits! 🇬🇧 right on!
Witchfinder General yeah. When you here them American geezers say cunt it’s so weird.
Absolute classic now
The crew making this film said they had a right laugh
Anyone else think that Nick Love should get back to making movies ?
1:39 when that one kid reminds the teacher about homework
This is so funny I love this film 😂😂
i meant lemon, soppy bollocks :P
Lessavitright, this was the best scene in the entire film. Apart from Danny Dyer getting his head kicked in that is.
I'd love both of these lads stood by me
Love that the old man had zero patience for their drama lol
Don't get Lemon bill 😂😂😂😂
And now Danny Dyer is dressing up as a woman in eastenders 🤣
Funny because back in the day Danny said on one of those talk show things that eastenders was only for washed up celebs that couldn't find any other work and that we would never catch him on it
“Open your kebab shop or upset you buy your charlie off a white man” 🤣 😆
I know Tamer, he's a proper lump. Done a couple of his photo shoots. One of the nicest fellas out there. Huge lad.
And if it's quite all right I love you Ful.....
This is my chat up line to ladies in a club.
Fred should play a mobster in a Batman movie.
At the beginning he sounds like an italian-american with a Jersey accent at first😂
Best argument ever lol
The ref is the real star
Can someone please tell me, what is the brand and model of the sand-coloured casual jacket Billy Bright (Frank Harper) wears in the movie?
Ahaha, funny British folks, I can barely understand them though, haha
happiest english dad
wwuuuerrrw now we're getting personal
When kids are more mature and responsible than adults.
This is soo british, that i accidentaly made an english breakfast when im trying to cook adobo.
Lol! Not all Brits are like this!
Actually when he says DONT punch above your weight he means you SHOUDLNT start fights with people bigger than you and then he replies "well stop punching your old woman about then" (calling his wife fatter than bill and highlighting the fact that he beats her or at least implying it)
@Darth Bossk 😂
Great serious of insults back and forth.
These sort of films have always got the same fucking cast
Tommy H still good tho
No films like this anymore!
I cant believe people prefer green street over this
Oi barman, three bottles of bud please mate
best bit of the film classic