What if the Houston Texans Never Existed

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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2024

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  • @DarkDesperado25
    @DarkDesperado25 3 месяца назад +91

    If the Texans never existed, I'd have become a Cowboys fan instead, and that is a fate worse than death.

    • @SpookAm-Animations317
      @SpookAm-Animations317 2 месяца назад

      Lol

    • @manitobamodeler24
      @manitobamodeler24 2 месяца назад

      Me too, and I agree that would be a fate much worse than death

    • @unseenhero9726
      @unseenhero9726 2 месяца назад +1

      As a cowboys fan I can confirm this

    • @Alvarez44PROD
      @Alvarez44PROD Месяц назад +1

      i would have never picked dallas, i hate all of their sports teams, and im from Houston. Id have to go saints

    • @cruzerro3451
      @cruzerro3451 Месяц назад +1

      Join us brother unite under one star

  • @xnvaznx
    @xnvaznx 8 месяцев назад +55

    The irony is both the Titans and Ravens reached the Superbowl shortly after relocating...

    • @Ybv69420
      @Ybv69420 5 месяцев назад

      Texans never relocate

    • @zandger1649
      @zandger1649 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Ybv69420nor did the davens

    • @Bigtuna124
      @Bigtuna124 4 месяца назад +1

      @@zandger1649the ravens were the browns I believe

    • @ericbishop8023
      @ericbishop8023 4 месяца назад

      The Titans and Ravens were not expansion teams Titan were the oilers as you mentioned the Browns moved to Baltimore in 1995

    • @elfofcourage
      @elfofcourage 4 месяца назад

      And the Rams after relocating back to LA

  • @eamendoza057
    @eamendoza057 5 месяцев назад +78

    When the Texans hold up the Lombardi trophy this year I fully expect an apology video no shorter than 10 mins.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  5 месяцев назад +13

      i fully understand these terms

    • @BigGuy_.
      @BigGuy_. 23 дня назад

      Detroit Lombardi

  • @damonsonnier34
    @damonsonnier34 9 месяцев назад +15

    AFC South Division Champions:
    2011: Titans (9-7, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bengals.
    2012: Colts (11-5, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bengals.
    2015: Colts (8-8, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Chiefs.
    2016: Titans (9-7, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Raiders.
    2018: Colts (10-6, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Steelers.
    2019: Titans (9-7, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bills.
    2023: Jaguars (9-8, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Browns.

  • @Mega_TNT
    @Mega_TNT 5 месяцев назад +29

    Andre Johnson is now a hall of famer🤣

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  5 месяцев назад +7

      yup, i squeaked this video out while I still could lol

  • @tromboneman4517
    @tromboneman4517 7 месяцев назад +18

    The Texans will make the conference championship with CJ Stroud. Hell, they may even make the Super Bowl at some point.

    • @JAGISDAGOAT
      @JAGISDAGOAT 5 месяцев назад +1

      💀

    • @derekstingleyworshipper
      @derekstingleyworshipper 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JAGISDAGOATsays the guy who is a fan of a team who has done jackshit last 30 years

  • @soapsatellite
    @soapsatellite 3 месяца назад +8

    They probably wouldn't change a lot of playoff outcomes with this method, but they absolutely impact the draft

  • @andersonrusnell3102
    @andersonrusnell3102 9 месяцев назад +19

    You captured the Dork Town vibes perfectly, great work.

    • @evansaccount1548
      @evansaccount1548 3 месяца назад

      Watch his video about the creator of basketball it’s has lots of dorktown vibes too

    • @manitobamodeler24
      @manitobamodeler24 2 месяца назад

      The sons of Jon Bois

  • @ameliaburton5313
    @ameliaburton5313 9 месяцев назад +15

    Hey, we also had Tony Boselli on IR that one year. We've had two HoFers

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 2 месяца назад +1

      He did play in the preseason for them. Will count it!

  • @rickpat524
    @rickpat524 9 месяцев назад +10

    I took this personal…well done sir

  • @adrianavendano9180
    @adrianavendano9180 Месяц назад +2

    Dre doesn't hate the franchise he came back as an advisor and is still in the facility dlfor texans do ur research

  • @sapper206
    @sapper206 2 месяца назад +2

    To be honest, Cleveland has way more tragic and dark days than houston in football. Ill keep our minimal history over Cleveland anyday

  • @TheWhiteMan
    @TheWhiteMan 9 месяцев назад +10

    How does this good of a video have so few views? it was fire keep up the good work

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  9 месяцев назад +4

      so kind, thank you!!

  • @jackh.4544
    @jackh.4544 Месяц назад +1

    It wasn't the chargers it was the rams and the raiders

  • @atlafan7364
    @atlafan7364 7 месяцев назад +2

    It’s hard to be offended when the video is so well made

  • @austinstitzel
    @austinstitzel 2 месяца назад +2

    Who are your favorite NFL teams from each division?
    Mine are
    AFC East - Bills
    AFC North - Bengaks
    AFC South - Texans
    AFC West - Chargers
    NFC East - Eagles
    NFC North - Lions
    NFC South - Falcons
    NFC West - 49ers

  • @maxlimit9129
    @maxlimit9129 Месяц назад

    this video made me feel an emotion i cannot describe

  • @aboveaveragegaming5503
    @aboveaveragegaming5503 5 месяцев назад +6

    i feel one day we will get a texans vs cowboys superbowl and no one will care who wins because of the irony

  • @gbalph4
    @gbalph4 9 месяцев назад +2

    Well probably Bob gets his hockey team instead for sure but the bring NFL to Houston movement is strong.

  • @tobin2.0
    @tobin2.0 Месяц назад +1

    Just you watch this season

  • @MattaRF25
    @MattaRF25 7 месяцев назад +5

    if the texans never exist also the NRG stadium....maybe the outcome of the SB may change....may be 28 - 3 ...remain 28 - 3

  • @leonardozacarias3940
    @leonardozacarias3940 6 месяцев назад +3

    Well guess what going forward Houston matters and will have a say in this league in the next decade😎

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  6 месяцев назад +1

      true, had to get the video out while I still could!! lol

  • @stormchaseref3628
    @stormchaseref3628 4 месяца назад +1

    As a Texans fan, I have to agree. If you did the same exact thing, but with the Mariners from the MLB and their first 21 seasons, I'm pretty sure the same thing happened to where almost nothing changes if you delete them from existence. Even though they had that record breaking season of 116 wins, It was beyond our timeframe we are using. I have to hand it to you. Great analysis.
    Edit: Timeframe was too long.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  4 месяца назад +1

      thank you!! I am glad you enjoyed and saw the fun in what I'm doing. i promise it's all in good taste.

  • @Thisfaquinchanel
    @Thisfaquinchanel 9 месяцев назад +3

    Love the editing style

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  9 месяцев назад +2

      glad to hear! i think it will be sticking around.

    • @jaylenbarnes2.079
      @jaylenbarnes2.079 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah same @thisfaquinchanel

  • @recklssabndon
    @recklssabndon 12 дней назад

    The chargers were in San Diego - the teams that left LA back in ‘94 were the Rams and Raiders

  • @cstick2664
    @cstick2664 2 месяца назад +1

    A universe where the 6 team AFC Central becomes the norm. Let’s fucking go

  • @Darth_Conans
    @Darth_Conans 23 дня назад

    Since joining the league, the Texans have more playoff wins than the Cowboys in the same span.

  • @Bled_x
    @Bled_x 9 месяцев назад +4

    Here's a question for you... What would happen if you removed the Dallas Texans team from football history?

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  9 месяцев назад

      great question... probably not much.
      the real question - would you also be eliminating the Indianapolis Colts? At the end of the Dallas Texans last season, their players and assets were given to the new startup team, the Baltimore Colts. The Colts claim to have been an expansion team and started fresh in 1953. They don't recognize Dallas Texan history as their own, but most of their whole team year 1 was just the Dallas Texans from the year before. The ripple effect is always going...

    • @calculator3609
      @calculator3609 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@hydn.Technically the Chiefs were the Dallas Texans

    • @Bled_x
      @Bled_x 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@hydn. In doing some research, removing the Dallas Texans from history, as if we Thanos snapped them into oblivion and they never existed, then there would no longer be a team for the Kansas City Chiefs to take over. That would alter multiple superbowl outcomes, remove several MVPs, and actually remove entire legendary players from the pool of players. For example Tony Gonzales, TE. If the Dallas Texans were never a thing, the Chiefs never become them. So legendary TE Tony Gonzales is also Thanos snapped out of football history. It continues and continues from there. Crazy to think about.

  • @maxlimit9129
    @maxlimit9129 Месяц назад

    I am now rooting for the most inconsequential team in football to become consequential

  • @theyeetmaster2007
    @theyeetmaster2007 5 месяцев назад +1

    Huge John Bois vibes from this, well done

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  5 месяцев назад

  • @ajmkayy
    @ajmkayy 8 месяцев назад +2

    whats crazy is you got jinxed bad..

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  8 месяцев назад +1

      dude believe me, I was SWEATING when they played the Ravens. If they made the AFC Championship, I couldn't have even done it.

    • @JoseJimenez-vc7we
      @JoseJimenez-vc7we 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@hydn.Well I'm happy ravens lost to cheifs so there's that
      Lamar Jackson needs more help huh ?

  • @GLITCHDGALAXY
    @GLITCHDGALAXY 5 месяцев назад +1

    What 2023 would look like:
    AFC: Jaguars win the AFC South. The Dolphins instead play the Jaguars in the Wild Card with the Dolphins winning. The Chiefs instead play the Browns in the Wild Card with the Chiefs still winning. The Ravens play the Dolphins in the Divisional Round but the Ravens still win. No change.
    NFC: The Saints make the playoffs as a 7 seed, and the Packers miss the playoffs. The Saints play the Cowboys in the Wild Card, with the Cowboys winning. Both Divisional Round games are different, with the 49ers playing the Buccaneers and the Lions playing the Cowboys. The 49ers and Lions still end up winning. No change.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  5 месяцев назад +1

      that’s awesome bro!! seems like you nailed it, this is exactly why i did for every year.

    • @defreeze01
      @defreeze01 4 месяца назад

      Didnt the Cowboys beat the lions tho on that stupid call?

    • @GLITCHDGALAXY
      @GLITCHDGALAXY 4 месяца назад +1

      @@defreeze01 Yes, that was in the regular season. I’m confident that in this scenario in the divisional round Detroit would get their revenge, and plus it’s the Cowboys in the divisional round.

  • @alexgrissom3513
    @alexgrissom3513 4 месяца назад +1

    The Jon Bois aesthetic is peak

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  4 месяца назад +1

      mucho love

  • @NoBody-ze4ze
    @NoBody-ze4ze 2 месяца назад +1

    jon bois disciple

  • @AidenPoche
    @AidenPoche 5 месяцев назад +1

    We’d have no sketch

  • @t22c
    @t22c Месяц назад

    Winning a divisional playoff game is impossible I think - a Cowboys fan

  • @BD-1-And-Only
    @BD-1-And-Only Месяц назад

    Love the vid but at 2:00, T-Mobile Arena is in Las Vegas, not Houston

  • @KarlMarkyMarxx
    @KarlMarkyMarxx 9 месяцев назад +3

    Perfectly timed with a fresh pot of coffee.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  9 месяцев назад

      have a great day my friend!

  • @thehomiethin4790
    @thehomiethin4790 8 месяцев назад +3

    Video is very cozy

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  8 месяцев назад +3

      THIS IS WHAT I GO FOR!!!! THANK YOU. EXACTLY THAT ADJECTIVE. i love it. cozy videos are my favorite. glad you enjoyed.

    • @thehomiethin4790
      @thehomiethin4790 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@hydn. keep up the great work

  • @lucassuarez6315
    @lucassuarez6315 4 месяца назад +1

    Bro bullied us for a straight 12 minutes before actually starting 💀

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  4 месяца назад

      LMAO, im sorry im sorry, I'm a dolphins fan so I made sure to slip in a self-diss in there, because for my whole lifetime, we have been just as miserable (if not more)

    • @lucassuarez6315
      @lucassuarez6315 4 месяца назад

      @@hydn. it’s alright man we’ve all been there

  • @gauntlion839
    @gauntlion839 Месяц назад

    Andrea Johnson doesn’t hate the franchise 😂 he works for them lol

  • @Lackalope
    @Lackalope 3 месяца назад

    As a diehard Texans fan this made me sad

  • @LounoirRecords
    @LounoirRecords 3 месяца назад

    barely made an impact yet, it's like the team you seem to always forget
    like dust on a table, it's there, but whatever

  • @someperson3883
    @someperson3883 4 месяца назад

    4:36 The Lions made the NFC Championship last year. Should have been replaced by the Cowboys.
    The old divisions from 1999-2001 would have better to try to guess from. The division alignment would also change Super Bowl 53 due to the Saints and Rams meeting in the Divisional Round instead of NFC Championship. Also the Ravens weren’t an expansion team. The Buccaneers and Seahawks made the playoffs before the Texans.

  • @markvallone5136
    @markvallone5136 2 месяца назад +2

    I understand your thesis and I was going to make a joke about how only the Texans fans can hate on the Texans this much. Houston had their history stolen from them, the Oilers are not a “Tennessee team”, the Texans and Houston are disrespected year in and year out with the powder blue that the Titans pretend it theirs.
    JJ WATT and Andre Johnson have made impacts to the game that you can’t discredit.
    Ed Reed was a locker room cancer and he just didn’t preform and was well past his prime.
    You can pretend to be Jon Bois/Secret Base all you want but you aren’t them. I’m just going to pretend what my RUclips would be like if I never watch you again…oh pretty much no change. Wiping you out of reality made no significant change. You have legitimately lost someone that was reality interested in your content.

  • @brennankinder1461
    @brennankinder1461 3 месяца назад +2

    You lost me after you say the players didn't exist

  • @landonpatton7997
    @landonpatton7997 8 месяцев назад +1

    While this is a great video and you got yourself a new subscriber. I feel like all the data isn't accounted for. Like draft picks. Case in point, are we sure the Panthers cardinals, and Colts are just as bad at that point this year picking 1st 2nd, and 3rd? The Colts lost the division on the last play of the season. Do they still do that with CJ Stroud?

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  8 месяцев назад +2

      yea like i said, players are just snapped out of existence for however long they were on the texans. so drafts still happen the same, the texans picks all just don’t enter the league until they play for another team, lol.
      it’s obviously clunky and not insanely realistic, but if i had to redo every pick of every draft… lol this would be a looooong video. i am glad you enjoyed though! thank you!!

  • @youngsteph9815
    @youngsteph9815 2 месяца назад +1

    Yeah but we got heart

  • @thetexanshurtme
    @thetexanshurtme 8 месяцев назад +3

    What do you mean "what if"?

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  8 месяцев назад

      dear god...

  • @marcwhitlock5002
    @marcwhitlock5002 2 месяца назад

    Andre Johnson made it in this year.

  • @HDRookie
    @HDRookie 7 месяцев назад

    The 2015 Bengals probably would've beat the Chiefs by 3 TDs even with their backup QB, let's be real here 😶 And to be fair, Houston not being in changes the draft completely. The Colts would have CJ Stroud if you just went back 1 calendar year now, for instance. Bet every Super Bowl is actually changed!

  • @KaiTheCheetah
    @KaiTheCheetah Месяц назад

    I’m glad Andre Johnson is in the hall of fame now so that statement is false now 👍🏾

  • @np_567
    @np_567 4 месяца назад

    The haters after the Texans win it all in '24

  • @austin1519
    @austin1519 5 месяцев назад

    This video is dope man I’m a Texans fan

  • @StephenGibson829
    @StephenGibson829 5 месяцев назад

    Before I get into this video, I just need Houston to exist so when Dallas is having a bad years, I can tell their fans they aren't even the best team in Texas.

    • @Darth_Conans
      @Darth_Conans 23 дня назад

      Since the Texans joined the league, they have more playoff wins than the Cowboys in the same span of time. Glass houses, my friend.

  • @sergioflores751
    @sergioflores751 5 месяцев назад

    If the texans never existed Jerry would rename the dallas cowboys to the Texas cowboys and be the richest man on earth

  • @TylerKalamaras
    @TylerKalamaras 4 месяца назад

    this is crazy

  • @wyattpayne3266
    @wyattpayne3266 9 месяцев назад +3

    Jon bois would think this is great

  • @CaptainHarold
    @CaptainHarold 9 месяцев назад +2

    Good vid but you spelled existed wrong in the title.

  • @jacobmorgan6660
    @jacobmorgan6660 5 месяцев назад

    Was it kinda sad seeing the team I love basically have zero impact on NFL History? Yes it was. Did I also have a great time watching this video and laughing at how absurd it all is? Yes, yes I did.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  5 месяцев назад

      its all love, im a dolphins fan, been just as miserable my whole lifetime

  • @JAGISDAGOAT
    @JAGISDAGOAT 5 месяцев назад +1

    Agreed

  • @theprofserb
    @theprofserb 2 месяца назад

    Chart party buy about the Texans is content made just for me thank you

  • @skalty9868
    @skalty9868 5 месяцев назад

    They’re winning the next 10 super bowls

  • @elfofcourage
    @elfofcourage 4 месяца назад

    Tom Brady would have 6 less wins and 2 less losses. XD

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  4 месяца назад +1

      i guess i really will do anything to make tom look worse

    • @elfofcourage
      @elfofcourage 4 месяца назад

      @@hydn. 🤣 Stay salty, its delicious

  • @elfofcourage
    @elfofcourage 4 месяца назад

    I think the Texans have only made to the divisional round twice

    • @DXNRxge
      @DXNRxge 4 месяца назад +2

      5 times. (2011, 2012, 2016, 2019, and 2023)

    • @elfofcourage
      @elfofcourage 4 месяца назад

      @@DXNRxge oh

  • @ChristopherGilbert-du4tz
    @ChristopherGilbert-du4tz 6 месяцев назад

    Some ppl don’t need a phone, this a waste of time.

  • @Durrzilla199
    @Durrzilla199 2 месяца назад

    Then sketch will be sad then

  • @Hyperion_86
    @Hyperion_86 9 месяцев назад

    Nice vid

  • @JoseJimenez-vc7we
    @JoseJimenez-vc7we 6 месяцев назад

    As much it hurts and looks demoralizing i still want to see what this team can do after 2 decades later
    I still will support this team. As even I was born a d raised a texan fan, they are old as me. There will be a. Time they will push for afc championship maybe a superbowl.. but one game at a time

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  6 месяцев назад

      in a great spot right now

  • @M_JW
    @M_JW 5 месяцев назад +2

    1920-2001. That’s your answer :)

  • @austinstitzel
    @austinstitzel 2 месяца назад

    I'm going to guess that you are a Sagittarius.

  • @defreeze01
    @defreeze01 4 месяца назад

    remove the packers or bears lol that going to take you a long time.

  • @stevensalazar1105
    @stevensalazar1105 9 месяцев назад

    Not true. In 2019, the chiefs had that big comeback in the playoffs against houston. If they didnt exist, what happens in that game?

    • @colorfulmarbles156
      @colorfulmarbles156 8 месяцев назад +1

      Idk someone else plays them

    • @tromboneman4517
      @tromboneman4517 7 месяцев назад +2

      Someone else a lot better plays them. And it wouldn’t have mattered… the Chiefs would win.

  • @Jackal_McCackle
    @Jackal_McCackle 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jon Bois would be proud

  • @WVUer21
    @WVUer21 9 месяцев назад

    Thanks for definitively proving the 500s are useless.

  • @AlijahMcHale
    @AlijahMcHale 9 месяцев назад

    David Carr might actually have had a different career.