The Biggest Battle Grounds Failure of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @AgentCyanide
    @AgentCyanide 4 месяца назад +2539

    Uzu on his way to make another cashgrab instead of fixing the most popular roblox jojo game:

    • @aksarahand
      @aksarahand 4 месяца назад +268

      Not just the most popular roblox jojo game, the most popular jojo game

    • @mariobabini8845
      @mariobabini8845 4 месяца назад +65

      that shit aint grabbing alot of cash tho

    • @oggunlukarmy4901
      @oggunlukarmy4901 4 месяца назад +32

      ​@@mariobabini8845not true at all

    • @MatterOrNot
      @MatterOrNot 4 месяца назад

      @@oggunlukarmy4901 is it then? Is there peopl actually buying shit in this game.

    • @ginnogianni1980
      @ginnogianni1980 4 месяца назад +107

      @@oggunlukarmy4901 600 players... yeah he aint grabbin allat

  • @K150arts
    @K150arts 4 месяца назад +1369

    "dont leak anything, this is secret game" 😭😭

  • @Thezahza
    @Thezahza 4 месяца назад +673

    Uzu spent 8 months in his basement gooning to r63 stands and then gave us this garbage expecting it to do well

    • @NonSoSmartPerson
      @NonSoSmartPerson 4 месяца назад +22

      Not wrong

    • @JohnnysBrainfart4372
      @JohnnysBrainfart4372 4 месяца назад

      goonzukee

    • @anotherone3815
      @anotherone3815 4 месяца назад +68

      i wouldnt be surprised if we get r63 gojo skins on this one

    • @jaheimtaylor8304
      @jaheimtaylor8304 4 месяца назад +73

      After his gooning sessions, his post-nut clairty hit him and he remembered he had a game to put out. So he just threw the game out and instantly went back to jorkin his shit

    • @hsjxbduxdiffeec2256
      @hsjxbduxdiffeec2256 4 месяца назад +7

      Im gonna copy your comment this is too good 😂

  • @Tucker_Carper
    @Tucker_Carper 4 месяца назад +797

    Eclipse you dont understand. This is peak gaming, we have the blox fruit guy, the strongest, and a woman in ONE GAME!

    • @Idkwhat2namemyself-f3q
      @Idkwhat2namemyself-f3q 4 месяца назад +69

      He can't fathom a true game.

    • @snoote533
      @snoote533 4 месяца назад

      That buffoon cannot comprehend such big brain game!

    • @chickengod1872
      @chickengod1872 4 месяца назад +41

      These games go crazy🤑🤑

    • @Stuffed_Trigger
      @Stuffed_Trigger 4 месяца назад +24

      they need to add in the man inside the suit guy next, like pillar chase did!!!

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Stuffed_Triggerman inside the suit guy?

  • @qquantumf1
    @qquantumf1 4 месяца назад +872

    “No leak anything, this is secret game” It’s like a bowl that is meant to not leak its soup, but a poor bowl will always leak its soup.

    • @TheMailMen33
      @TheMailMen33 4 месяца назад +1

      That's crazy

    • @zomilkyz5963
      @zomilkyz5963 4 месяца назад +57

      ​@@CORNZILAAWhoops i just dropped my bowl

    • @TonicTrouble
      @TonicTrouble 4 месяца назад +36

      WHOOPS I JUST SPILLED MY BOWL!

    • @luisrb2112
      @luisrb2112 4 месяца назад +21

      Bros a philosopher 🗣

    • @pepep535
      @pepep535 4 месяца назад +3

      True...

  • @ruseefee7968
    @ruseefee7968 4 месяца назад +492

    Who could have guessed that leaving your actual successful game to make a shitty cashgrab in a genre thats oversaturated on roblox wouldnt end well....

    • @krub1124
      @krub1124 4 месяца назад +19

      its roblox players so anything is possible, but fortunately their pea brains processed this as bad so uzu HOPEFULLY doesnt earn anything from this game and he will realize he just wasted his time

    • @joj3403
      @joj3403 4 месяца назад +35

      Woah there buddy “make” is a strong word

    • @AhmOOO
      @AhmOOO 4 месяца назад +12

      Nah, I understand leaving YBA as Jojo isn’t relevant anymore and Uzu has covered the majority of the stands people care about.
      However, there are no excuses for Eternal Battlegrounds.

    • @thebestscientificmethod9304
      @thebestscientificmethod9304 4 месяца назад +18

      @@AhmOOOjust farm more skins? YBA still hits 11k

    • @someguy7110
      @someguy7110 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@AhmOOO I don't see how JJBA isn't relevant?

  • @ThatOneCreepyGuy-bv5ey
    @ThatOneCreepyGuy-bv5ey 4 месяца назад +769

    The good: *Visuals*
    The bad: *Everything else*

    • @aahhhhhhhhhhhhh
      @aahhhhhhhhhhhhh 4 месяца назад +48

      The baddie: Makima

    • @Jerold_Howard
      @Jerold_Howard 4 месяца назад +156

      @@aahhhhhhhhhhhhhuzu spent the 5 months between the trailer and release gawking at the makima model and working with 1 hand

    • @nerfjanetreal
      @nerfjanetreal 4 месяца назад +5

      isnt it because uzu is not the one making the visuals😂

    • @lamelime1
      @lamelime1 4 месяца назад +16

      Not even, the visuals are so big that they don't let you see your screen

    • @Tucker_Carper
      @Tucker_Carper 4 месяца назад +2

      Did you not see some of the attack animations...?

  • @lorxno
    @lorxno 4 месяца назад +758

    the worst part about eternal battlegrounds is now when you type "EBG" people no longer think of elemental battlegrounds, they think of this mess

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 4 месяца назад +79

      I KNEW I wasn't tripping
      I've played that one, wasn't my cup of tea, but much better than what I've seen is whatever Uzu is try
      He should change that acronym ASAP

    • @Jerold_Howard
      @Jerold_Howard 4 месяца назад +143

      @@haelstrom101you know shit is real when your game’s so bad people want you to change your game’s name so that it doesn’t get confused with another’s

    • @TimypimS
      @TimypimS 4 месяца назад +77

      certified hood classic, roblox was at its peak when ebg was on the frontpage

    • @nedagamer9436
      @nedagamer9436 4 месяца назад +38

      EBG aknowledged

    • @dominicballinger6536
      @dominicballinger6536 4 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, that happened to me lol

  • @wizardly9211
    @wizardly9211 4 месяца назад +164

    We got Bee game, Fish game, and now Secret game

    • @Pandnn216
      @Pandnn216 4 месяца назад +1

      Wait whats fish game

    • @yourmomisveryobese4418
      @yourmomisveryobese4418 4 месяца назад

      @@Pandnn216fishing simulator

    • @cosmic_Meta
      @cosmic_Meta 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Pandnn216fish simulator I think

    • @Pandnn216
      @Pandnn216 4 месяца назад +1

      @@cosmic_Meta k

    • @ughpat
      @ughpat 4 месяца назад

      @@Pandnn216 Subnautica

  • @selamer-20
    @selamer-20 4 месяца назад +157

    fun fact:
    everytime uzu writes a line of code he loses 10 braincells
    his current counter is at negative 60125770 braincells we only may hope for his recovery

    • @SPhantom_0
      @SPhantom_0 4 месяца назад +16

      Nah that’s not Uzu’s counter that’s the counter of a guy who became a programmer. Uzu could never get his counter to that low.

    • @Incoming_Meteor
      @Incoming_Meteor 4 месяца назад +2

      more like when he makes a bad decision he loses 10 braincells

    • @fraggerlagger
      @fraggerlagger 4 месяца назад +5

      wdym he's written like 19.5 lines of code in total over his whole career

    • @deathknight1792
      @deathknight1792 4 месяца назад +5

      Well following the logic that everytime Uzu looses brain cells everytime he writes code his braincell amount would never change

    • @springus3887
      @springus3887 4 месяца назад

      Not even the reverse curse technique can save that bozo 🙏

  • @-300iq7
    @-300iq7 4 месяца назад +967

    Never Let Uzu Cook Again💀

    • @Kendallsks-pm1zh
      @Kendallsks-pm1zh 4 месяца назад +17

      Never have I ever 😅

    • @-300iq7
      @-300iq7 4 месяца назад +21

      Is so horrible that I don’t even wanna touch the game

    • @NinetyEight418
      @NinetyEight418 4 месяца назад +6

      Why even play roblox at this point

    • @lasagnaontop555
      @lasagnaontop555 4 месяца назад +2

      Bozo better stick to yba

    • @-300iq7
      @-300iq7 4 месяца назад +1

      Why let Uzu create This garbage game

  • @bddygrove
    @bddygrove 4 месяца назад +295

    uzu was trying to cash in on the battlegrounds trend and failed miserably

    • @Idkwhat2namemyself-f3q
      @Idkwhat2namemyself-f3q 4 месяца назад +18

      FR Bro got cooked.

    • @strongHORNET112
      @strongHORNET112 4 месяца назад +32

      By the time he released the game the trend was almost dead 😭

    • @anotherone3815
      @anotherone3815 4 месяца назад +11

      @@strongHORNET112 it's not
      he just did a horrible job lmao
      there's realm rampage which is getting glazed and overhyped asf

    • @Oudob
      @Oudob 4 месяца назад

      @@strongHORNET112No? There’s tsb,jjs,rr and ub all of which have at least 5k

    • @strongHORNET112
      @strongHORNET112 4 месяца назад +3

      @@anotherone3815 I didn't say that the reason why the game flopped was because battlegrounds games weren't popular. I was just making fun of Uzu because he said the game would release when the battlegrounds trend was pretty much at it's peak but then ended up releasing it 7 months later at the very end of the trend

  • @BauzzyS
    @BauzzyS 4 месяца назад +176

    Eternal battlegrounds is like they tried to cover up how bad the game is with flashy effects, like painting over cracks in a bowl with fun colors instead of fixing them.

    • @mridotprobably
      @mridotprobably 4 месяца назад +10

      like putting a bandage on a crater

    • @pyroteknikk3127
      @pyroteknikk3127 4 месяца назад

      Thugs

    • @pyroteknikk3127
      @pyroteknikk3127 4 месяца назад

      Thugging

    • @hughjass5583
      @hughjass5583 4 месяца назад +1

      Ironically, the development process probably started with the effects

    • @wiggy7374
      @wiggy7374 4 месяца назад +4

      Correct, that's entirely what the game is. He did literally the exact same thing with yba. Breaks balance but make it look cool so people sitll play the game.

  • @ssoss15
    @ssoss15 4 месяца назад +159

    This game shows how far gone Uzukee is. The game has somehow had the worst launch I’ve experienced in my life, I played Aut on launch. I played BF:2047 on launch I even played cyberpunk on launch AND NONE OF THEM WERE AS BAD. This game is beyond awful, I would rather play ANY other game. It is beyond garbage, the issues with the combat are very obvious.

    • @CatJuicer
      @CatJuicer 4 месяца назад +31

      To be worse than aut’s launch is one hell of an achievement

    • @DanielBrown0306
      @DanielBrown0306 4 месяца назад +3

      new universe aut's launch was fine tbh. It just got really bad overtime

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 4 месяца назад +17

      @@DanielBrown0306 No, AUT's launch was dogshit.
      Insanely laggy (even for my pc which can run simultaneously DEEPWOKEN, Minecraft and Team Fortress 2 without lagging), 80% of the stands/specs didn't function without a move breaking or softlocking you.
      Random data wipe (they still happen to this day lmao)
      Not because there's garbage worse than AUT, that it makes AUT's launch good, the launch was garbage.

    • @averagevegitofan1
      @averagevegitofan1 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@CatJuicer aut new universe launch was peak after they fixed bugs

    • @anotherone3815
      @anotherone3815 4 месяца назад +4

      this shows that uzu truly never fails to dissapoint

  • @SageTempest
    @SageTempest 4 месяца назад +102

    Could've just COPY AND PASTED the Yba's combat into it 😭

    • @ThatTransportSpotter
      @ThatTransportSpotter 4 месяца назад +3

      Investing at 15 likes

    • @christactic
      @christactic 4 месяца назад +1

      the falloff

    • @Pharyl23
      @Pharyl23 4 месяца назад +4

      Fr, and it’s the ONLY correct combat system.
      Uzu cooked with YBA combat, where everything feels smooth and not too broken, even better than actual battlegrounds games with way more broken “true-combos”

    • @YourRandomCommenter
      @YourRandomCommenter 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Pharyl23m1s are unbalanced as hell, You can literally do 60% of someone's health with d4c hamon or twoh's m1s and m1s should be things that don't do much dmg but help you in combat.

    • @Pharyl23
      @Pharyl23 2 месяца назад

      @@YourRandomCommenter don’t use vamp lmfao

  • @Hpberto
    @Hpberto 4 месяца назад +192

    I think we should all just start calling EBG "Secret Game"

    • @Jerold_Howard
      @Jerold_Howard 4 месяца назад +14

      It’ll be one after like 2 weeks when no one remembers it anymore and it’s remembered as “*THAT GAME*” for the people who knew

    • @ichor_rel
      @ichor_rel 4 месяца назад

      Ong

    • @The-Core-of-Time-and-Space
      @The-Core-of-Time-and-Space 4 месяца назад

      Agreed.

    • @JohaalyIve-qi2qd
      @JohaalyIve-qi2qd 4 месяца назад +9

      Secret game vs 8 snowmans game vs sols rngesus experience. These 3 trash bowls, after the innovation awards, have now all achieved 120% of their true bowl potential!

    • @bushsniper7198
      @bushsniper7198 4 месяца назад +1

      We should stop calling it EBG because people r gonna get it mixed up with the peak of Elemental Battlegrounds.

  • @GenosisZero
    @GenosisZero 4 месяца назад +24

    Uzu really embodies the phrase “The man who chases 2 rabbits,catches neither”

    • @Hunter1467
      @Hunter1467 4 месяца назад +1

      today i’ve learnt a new thing i see.

  • @SPhantom_0
    @SPhantom_0 4 месяца назад +165

    Uzu’s excuse for not being able to remove the voice chat icon on Gojo would be that he didn’t have funds for adobe photoshop because he spent all his $$$ and time on killing 8 snowmen
    Edit: Everyone is correct I meant 8 snowmans

    • @Spoodlfari
      @Spoodlfari 4 месяца назад

      Kill 8 snowmans my beloved

    • @tridyot
      @tridyot 4 месяца назад +13

      yba is literally pumping him money daily there's no way, he's just lazy

    • @SillyPotatoCat
      @SillyPotatoCat 4 месяца назад +39

      8 snowmans*

    • @swamp573
      @swamp573 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@SillyPotatoCatSnowmen*

    • @SPhantom_0
      @SPhantom_0 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah in our hearts we know uzu is just lazy :( #returnusthe2021Uzu

  • @Some_Shmuck
    @Some_Shmuck 4 месяца назад +38

    Whenever I think of Eternal Battlegrounds, I think of Krabby Land from that one SpongeBob episode.

  • @ARandomEliatrope
    @ARandomEliatrope 4 месяца назад +36

    actual slop game, you can't even compare it to a bowl because its shattered all over the floor and is unrecognizable. Dust, at best.

  • @Unknown-xg7et
    @Unknown-xg7et 4 месяца назад +103

    This is like a shattered bowl that was once filled with hopes and dreams.

    • @randompersonontheinternet1038
      @randompersonontheinternet1038 4 месяца назад +17

      Hopes and dreams??!
      Howdy! It's me, your best friend! ASRIEL DREEMUR

    • @NerdThe3rd
      @NerdThe3rd 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@randompersonontheinternet1038 oh god, not again 😔

    • @Schleurg
      @Schleurg 4 месяца назад

      @@randompersonontheinternet1038201.213.167-

    • @shadowimpostor1990
      @shadowimpostor1990 4 месяца назад +1

      @@randompersonontheinternet1038 i second this

    • @MySkinIsntMine
      @MySkinIsntMine 4 месяца назад +2

      @@randompersonontheinternet1038 cease talking immediately.

  • @Forsakianity
    @Forsakianity 4 месяца назад +38

    You know somethings gonna go down when Eclipse has the DDOS room and the tacocat shirt on.

  • @PaukKsta
    @PaukKsta 4 месяца назад +25

    So basically they did NOTHING for about 7 months, crossed the deadline and they just had to release this broken mess

  • @user-uz8ke7wc8z
    @user-uz8ke7wc8z 4 месяца назад +79

    Uzu forgot that YBA has existed for long enough for his community to grow older and become immune to all the visual and shiny stuff.

    • @Thunderdroceon
      @Thunderdroceon 4 месяца назад +5

      Yet Yba still prints him money so I guess he doesn't care

    • @Morgoth_ASMR_Stop
      @Morgoth_ASMR_Stop 4 месяца назад +2

      As long as npc Russians keep the count above 5k uzu won't care

    • @1adz_78
      @1adz_78 4 месяца назад +2

      LMAOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THE RUSSIANS 🤣🤣🤣​@@Morgoth_ASMR_Stop

    • @p2c331
      @p2c331 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Morgoth_ASMR_Stop
      They are keeping the game alive. Without the Russians yba would have 3,000> players

    • @Ocean_Infrunami
      @Ocean_Infrunami 4 месяца назад

      ​@@1adz_78Yba language

  • @Otaku_Amuno
    @Otaku_Amuno 4 месяца назад +24

    Uzu has achieved a new levels of laziness that even his own dev team is shitting on him.

  • @nachardou.4780
    @nachardou.4780 4 месяца назад +16

    I think what I hate the most about this game is how they had THE PERFECT opportunity to change Makima's name to Majima (funny eyepatch man reference would be cool)
    But seriously now, how does he keep getting away with this? Uzu just keeps throwing garbage games out (or at least that's what I would say if he had at least updated his main project), made with zero effort, while STILL having the audacity to DEMAND for money when the game isn't even CLOSE to being finished.

  • @wvcky
    @wvcky 4 месяца назад +44

    As a deepwoken player, tried this mess for around 5 mins and instantly noticed how the parry mechanic was meaningless because even if you parry, you can and will get m1'd to death because they really thought it was a good idea to not add some kind of parry stun that prevents you from just spamming m1's after getting parried

    • @blueflare3299
      @blueflare3299 4 месяца назад +20

      How tf do you make a High Risk No Reward parry system 💀

    • @MarukaiX
      @MarukaiX 4 месяца назад

      That's crazy ngl

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 4 месяца назад

      It's funny because Deepwoken had the exact same issues with Light Weapons taking 0 parry stun at one point.

    • @wvcky
      @wvcky 4 месяца назад

      @@vivelespatat2670 The lowest point of deepwoken pvp was verse 1, good to see they are kinda trying to fix the mess that they made

    • @Joe_.
      @Joe_. 4 месяца назад

      ​@@wvckyVerse 1 was still more fun doe.

  • @disco_moddersx1280
    @disco_moddersx1280 4 месяца назад +17

    2:16 Is no one going to talk about that god tier Penguinz0 impression???

    • @hunter082706
      @hunter082706 4 месяца назад +1

      is that what moist critical actually said?

    • @keeferChiefer
      @keeferChiefer 4 месяца назад

      @@hunter082706no

  • @SamsDevelopmentChannel
    @SamsDevelopmentChannel 4 месяца назад +24

    eternal battlegrounds was a complete and utter failure, it's not even a bowl because it wasn't even made properly in the first place, more like a jar

    • @Lambent_Omega
      @Lambent_Omega 4 месяца назад +1

      A closed jar that they tried to pour muddy pond water in

    • @hellofellowbotsss
      @hellofellowbotsss 4 месяца назад

      New insult just dropped LOL

  • @solarradiance995
    @solarradiance995 4 месяца назад +11

    Yk shits bad when even paragon is saying uzu aint doing shit and that the devs are lazy as fuck

  • @RedHotChiliPepper31
    @RedHotChiliPepper31 4 месяца назад +16

    This isn’t exactly related to the game itself but oh my god, I hate that Gojo thumbnail - and by extension any other anime game with an extremely detailed or “realistic” looking anime character trapped within the blocky confines of a Roblox character body. It’s so unbelievably uncanny and weird looking. Though, it doesn’t bother me if it’s a stand. So I guess I’m a hypocrite.

    • @MichaelHawk5638
      @MichaelHawk5638 4 месяца назад +1

      This is why i like Deepwoken, the characters are blocky in-game but they're more human-like in the artwork and stuff.

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 4 месяца назад +2

      The animatronics here, do get a bit quirky at night.

  • @Norrabal
    @Norrabal 4 месяца назад +91

    16:37 "Is that _including_ Uzu?"
    " _Especially_ Uzu.."
    "Aw...😔"

    • @_snns_
      @_snns_ 4 месяца назад +10

      yea that was me😭, was both an expected an disappointing answer from paragon

    • @quanbadumiduddledusbingleton
      @quanbadumiduddledusbingleton 4 месяца назад

      @@_snns_wheres the video from

  • @SlickySlickerson
    @SlickySlickerson 4 месяца назад +5

    Uzu releasing a YBA update is just him trying and soften the blow that is Eternal Battlegrounds- little does he know a pillow won't save you from being hit by a truck

  • @clestachra727
    @clestachra727 4 месяца назад +7

    2:06 holy this blew my mind, I actually just thought it was the yba screen XD

  • @tninjavids3377
    @tninjavids3377 4 месяца назад +5

    Uzukee made us wait more than half a year for this. Gave up YBA completely to “perfect it” and this is what we got. Hope he is having fun right now, because I am not.

  • @Thatoneguyissoawesome
    @Thatoneguyissoawesome 4 месяца назад +4

    The way I'd describe Eternal Battlegrounds is like a well worn bowl that has been locked in the pantry that you were unable to get. You knew that it was there and was described as a magnificent bowl. But, as soon as you were able to get your hands on said bowl, you start to realize the faults in its architecture. Full of cracks and poor materials, this bowl was not how it was made up to be. A bowl that was hidden, hyped up, and fell flat, truly a sad state of the cutlery industry as of today...

  • @rebeccadavis3185
    @rebeccadavis3185 4 месяца назад +4

    "We waited...FOR THIS?!" - That one world of stands guy

  • @blahhhhhhh1111
    @blahhhhhhh1111 4 месяца назад +4

    Eternal Buck Grab (when i clicked on this video, I don't know what i'm on, but I fully expected to watch eclipse go into multiple laughing fits)

  • @ClaireCrayon
    @ClaireCrayon 4 месяца назад +10

    uzu probably genuinely thinks people get excited when they hear he's working on something 💀

  • @SPhantom_0
    @SPhantom_0 4 месяца назад +5

    Man I played this for 40 minutes and I thought had seen some janky bs, but apparently everyone else experienced more jank than I could’ve imagined.

  • @notablightmain6177
    @notablightmain6177 4 месяца назад +14

    The Tacocat T-shirt follows me everywhere I go. I want it.

  • @Airifying
    @Airifying 4 месяца назад +4

    Eclipse you forgot one thing.
    EBG is a Parry Based Game, On a battlegrounds game...
    With M1s that does No Stun allowing you parry, evade, and block...
    And the movesets doing True Stun stopping you from parrying, evading the attacks, and blocking the attacks...

  • @Emerl_TheGizoid
    @Emerl_TheGizoid 4 месяца назад +12

    EBG: "Throughout Uzukee's pocket change and Boring Grounds games, I alone am the mid one."

    • @Jackbethebestname
      @Jackbethebestname 4 месяца назад +1

      EBG

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't diss my boy Untitled Boxing Game like that, its INFINITELY better than whatever this is.

    • @bushsniper7198
      @bushsniper7198 4 месяца назад +1

      EBG (the mid one) < EBG (Elemental Battlegrounds)

  • @buddybudbuddy
    @buddybudbuddy 4 месяца назад +3

    The moment I saw the rating of that game I knew Eclipse is going to have a field day with this one

  • @antiwolfer8691
    @antiwolfer8691 4 месяца назад +5

    yk something else thats insane? They had a early access gamepass that allows you to access unfinished characters early....... but you STILL have to buy makima (the 8 month unfinished char) separately with robux

  • @PhotonGS
    @PhotonGS 4 месяца назад +7

    Eclipse is like the Gordon Ramsay of roblox games lol

  • @Laetexs
    @Laetexs 4 месяца назад +4

    Uzu is probably gonna make a rng game next, instead of fixing anything

  • @dalamarwren424
    @dalamarwren424 4 месяца назад +23

    THIS is what Uzu abandoned YBA for…that’s like abandoning the golden goose for a malnourished chicken

  • @areyoutrippin9730
    @areyoutrippin9730 4 месяца назад

    It's so long since the last time I watched one of your videos man and it's a real pleasure to see you back again

  • @ertyyy_0
    @ertyyy_0 4 месяца назад +25

    conclusion: never spell "tacocat" backwards or you will be stuck in the infinity loop of defeating 8 Snowmans

    • @Ammiad
      @Ammiad 4 месяца назад +6

      Okay but what if, and hear me out here, you defeat *_9_* snowmans?

    • @hazrdd
      @hazrdd 4 месяца назад

      ​@Ammiad Ok but what if instead of 9, it was 10?

    • @DogFromEbay
      @DogFromEbay 4 месяца назад

      ​@@hazrdd 10 is cool. But 11 tho...

    • @thekhaoz834
      @thekhaoz834 4 месяца назад

      @@DogFromEbay 11 Is great, but how about 12?

    • @BigFloppaLover99
      @BigFloppaLover99 4 месяца назад

      @@thekhaoz834 12 isnt enough, what if we stopped 13 snowmans?

  • @Erico49269
    @Erico49269 3 месяца назад +2

    12:01 We can agree the game is ass, but this mechanic right here is fire! I was waiting to kill 8 snowmans!

  • @Bearman851
    @Bearman851 4 месяца назад +7

    YBA died for this. (I get that he SAID YBA would not be affected by this, but that's a bold face lie if you ask me.)

  • @PerroPelado
    @PerroPelado 4 месяца назад +10

    "Failures make you stronger"
    Uzukee disagrees

  • @owobi_2991
    @owobi_2991 4 месяца назад +54

    Let's go, Eclipse gets to rant about a shit game without playing it. Truly we're in the good timeline now!

    • @JsphCrrll
      @JsphCrrll 4 месяца назад +59

      When the books cover is drenched in shit you have all right to judge.

    • @harveythomson
      @harveythomson 4 месяца назад +6

      judge this awful book by its awful cover 😭

    • @mridotprobably
      @mridotprobably 4 месяца назад +6

      eclipse probably couldn’t have played it since roblox’s algorithm just yoinked it out. may it never see the light of day again 🙏

    • @Oudob
      @Oudob 4 месяца назад +1

      I can’t tell if this is an insult or not

  • @andreidragan3242
    @andreidragan3242 4 месяца назад +5

    "this is secret game". Uzu be thinking that we are gona go crazy after the game will be announced ( we didnt go crazy chat)

  • @artix4474
    @artix4474 4 месяца назад +3

    EBG is like jump force, focused on its graphics rather than its combat

  • @reuus
    @reuus 4 месяца назад +6

    "secret game" game should've bren kept a secret 😭😭

  • @epjullz
    @epjullz 4 месяца назад +15

    One of Ichigo's ult moves (ichigo is the only starter character without paying) legit got me and the ult user STUCK IN THE GROUND WITH NO WAY OUT 😭😭😭 Uzu cooked with the stove off 💀

    • @ZamboniPony
      @ZamboniPony 4 месяца назад +6

      Uzu was cooking with an imaginary stove 😭

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 4 месяца назад

      Gordon Ramsey would report it to the Health Institute its that bad.

    • @epjullz
      @epjullz 4 месяца назад

      @@vivelespatat2670 Uzu ain't an idiot sandwich, he's the whole loaf 💀

    • @bagelswithcheeze7352
      @bagelswithcheeze7352 4 месяца назад

      Usu cookin up a slob of mess with this one

  • @Vlyg11
    @Vlyg11 4 месяца назад +2

    when I saw "EBG" I thought this was talking about elemental battlegrounds

  • @dominicballinger6536
    @dominicballinger6536 4 месяца назад +4

    Seeing this makes Spongebob Simulator look infinitely more fun

  • @bushsniper7198
    @bushsniper7198 4 месяца назад +2

    When I saw EBG I was like:
    "Wait what? Elemental Battlegrounds was a Failure?!?"

  • @purevitality327
    @purevitality327 4 месяца назад +6

    hey eclipse, you should rereview project smash in its current state. Personally I think the game is actively killing itself because it was designed in a way that made every new character required to be stronger and more expensive than the last one. It wasn’t as bad early on but now every character is super broken and annoying, not to mention now they aren’t even trying to make original characters and are now ripping them straight from other things (IE Homelander, Vergil, Hakari, Dante, Ryu, etc.)

    • @mafuyu2007
      @mafuyu2007 4 месяца назад

      Damn after Roblox the hunt the Devs just went monkey on money

  • @tristan4469
    @tristan4469 4 месяца назад +1

    How can de go from the best, prettiest, most inovative, balanced, most reguraly and ambitious accurate jojo game back in 2020/2021 to this...

  • @darkexfusion5530
    @darkexfusion5530 4 месяца назад +6

    its so crazy how EBG is even worse than Disney's "The Acolyte".

    • @Just_A_Tusk
      @Just_A_Tusk 4 месяца назад

      Nahhhhhh that's not possible 💀

  • @J4ckFr0st
    @J4ckFr0st 4 месяца назад +1

    There's 4 main reasons this flopped horribly
    1: parry mechanics don't appeal to little kids on Roblox
    2: it's obviously a cash-grab
    3: yba community wants updates
    4: they took so long to make it the hype was gone by the time it was out

  • @JaceYT
    @JaceYT 4 месяца назад +6

    It’s funny how he says in the FAQ channel that there is zero lag 😭😭🙏🙏

  • @therobloxbaconman
    @therobloxbaconman 3 месяца назад

    When a dev says "It's a roblox game so you should NOT have expectations", he's in for the money.

  • @Kuxsoka
    @Kuxsoka 4 месяца назад +29

    A battlegrounds game with Deepwoken-esque combat is genuinely an interesting idea that, if done right, could be amazing.
    The problem is, the only person to execute said idea was Uzu 💀

    • @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion
      @TheOneWhoAskedForYourOpinion 4 месяца назад +11

      Uzu probably burnt a bowl of cereal😭🙏

    • @bungofungus
      @bungofungus 4 месяца назад +18

      they just put a parry in the game and called it a deepwoken-esque combat. The feint doesn’t count bc its so bad

    • @Ammiad
      @Ammiad 4 месяца назад +6

      Fakewoken and deepfaken (those are both real games) crying in the corner

    • @MichaelHawk5638
      @MichaelHawk5638 4 месяца назад

      What about plenilune?

    • @baylef
      @baylef 4 месяца назад

      the sunny and basil profiles LOL

  • @sin4665
    @sin4665 3 месяца назад

    10:36
    yooo that's my clip! so awesome to see it in a vid lol
    this had me stumped tho, seeing this infinite m1 string? very confusing

  • @Nico_dud
    @Nico_dud 4 месяца назад +63

    Played EBG. It sucks btw
    1.Combat system sucks
    2.Like 2-3 moves per character (non-ult)
    3.Excuse not to update yba
    4.Did i mention combat system sucks?

    • @Skibidi_Mewer
      @Skibidi_Mewer 4 месяца назад +12

      You forgot to mention bad combat

    • @slimegangsoepicandsigma
      @slimegangsoepicandsigma 4 месяца назад +8

      nah im pretty sure you didnt mention bad combat

    • @bruurb786
      @bruurb786 4 месяца назад +9

      2 isnt really a downside, would rather strategically play with 4 or maybe 5 moves then playing with 11 making me play piano. Also its the norm for most general fighting games

    • @nerfjanetreal
      @nerfjanetreal 4 месяца назад +12

      2/3 moves is great if done correctly
      did uzu do it correctly?
      no lmao

    • @Anonymous.Watcher
      @Anonymous.Watcher 4 месяца назад +5

      funny how "gujo" has 4 and the 4th move is kind of busted

  • @stickergz
    @stickergz 4 месяца назад +1

    even crazier is 2 days after launch they finish makimas entire mode
    meaning had they waited 2 more days they could have released makima, but no, they needed that extra cash, just too good to not grab

  • @amiel_nahh
    @amiel_nahh 4 месяца назад +5

    uzu got the devs working on the makima model with one hand for 7-6 months😭🙏

  • @Mork799
    @Mork799 4 месяца назад +1

    Hehehe very smart good video eclipse!

  • @yourordinarystranger366
    @yourordinarystranger366 4 месяца назад +3

    as a yba fan for years, it hurts to see people like me just get shit on because uzu made a (at one point) good game and drove it into the ground while only upsetting the community as much as possible. Not to mention the annoying ass discord staff

    • @jackkennedy3119
      @jackkennedy3119 4 месяца назад

      real, i got muted forever for typing freaky 3 times LOL. Others did too and didnt get perma muted.

  • @xtra_1807
    @xtra_1807 4 месяца назад +2

    2:58 Meanwhile Eclipse proudly wearing his Tacocat backwards is Tacocat shirt:

  • @georgeciobanu5997
    @georgeciobanu5997 4 месяца назад +7

    I didn't know tacocat written backwards is actually tacocat

  • @waterdropplettm72
    @waterdropplettm72 4 месяца назад +2

    since the new school year is rolling in, how much yall wanna bet that uzu starts using school as the hot new reason for him not doing anything, cause based on his track record, i give it a solid month or 2 before we go back to the status quo, and then we get left in the dark again.

    • @LasagnaGorp
      @LasagnaGorp 4 месяца назад

      pretty sure bro graduated atp hes like 18-19

  • @EthanEx17
    @EthanEx17 4 месяца назад +4

    More excited about this video than the game lmao.

  • @orionysus
    @orionysus 4 месяца назад

    Eclipse that's the thing, all of us who grew up on YBA expected uzu to fuck it up, the only people giving that game a chance are the battlegrounds kids who don't really know uzus history

  • @realsupergonks
    @realsupergonks 4 месяца назад +153

    while ebg is an absolute disaster, blox fruit stands tall as the best game ever to be released !!!

    • @Zhiowe
      @Zhiowe 4 месяца назад +16

      I love you

    • @Madmudcrab
      @Madmudcrab 4 месяца назад +13

      I also love you

    • @Airbelt
      @Airbelt 4 месяца назад +21

      supergonks my hero ❤

    • @therealbugmanta3187
      @therealbugmanta3187 4 месяца назад +10

      True. In a empty wasteland, blox fruit will prevail!

    • @man5262
      @man5262 4 месяца назад +9

      You might think so, but nothing TRULY compares to the mighty Bee Game‼️

  • @ShifuSage
    @ShifuSage 4 месяца назад +2

    What kind of dev basically abandons their best game, that earns them alot of money, has a dieheart fanbase of said game and also the most popular of its sub genre, just to risk it all to make a garbage battlegrounds game in order to gain even more cash. No respect for uzu, no respect for this new garbage game, hopefully he learns from this and HOPEFULLY he refocuses on things that are more important.

  • @lip345
    @lip345 4 месяца назад +3

    2:27 "graphic design is my passion"

  • @Pr0_GaMr6000
    @Pr0_GaMr6000 4 месяца назад

    I loved how they forgot to remove the create poll permissions in the ebg discord, so everybody just spam created polls about how bad it was

  • @WarmNitrogen
    @WarmNitrogen 4 месяца назад +5

    We're cursed to fight... I guess we're doomed to be trapped in these ETERNAL BATTLEGROUNDS...

  • @sinicule
    @sinicule 4 месяца назад +2

    Blox fruits is like a bowl, if someone tries his hardest to make the most beautiful looking bowl he will fail, because he isn’t popular enough for it to be bought, in the meanwhile the blox fruits bowl will sell no matter how ugly it looks because the person who made it is popular.

  • @diabomilk9961
    @diabomilk9961 4 месяца назад +3

    "Helo elcpise" that killed me

  • @EternalPostNutClarity
    @EternalPostNutClarity 4 месяца назад +2

    Another dev that is is doing something similar is Ouwop from project slayers, he has a popular game fully knows it, instead of at least heeding any of the prevailing concerns about his game. He practically ghosts the server comes back, tells the community to smd and then starts working on another 2 games, one of the them being a second version of project slayers. My assumption abandoning the original project slayers. Icing on the cake is that all the hours dedicated to the game is now gone :D.

  • @spitefulsaiyan4690
    @spitefulsaiyan4690 4 месяца назад

    This was so funny, Nice video 🤣🤣

  • @Kendallsks-pm1zh
    @Kendallsks-pm1zh 4 месяца назад +26

    I’m in school and watching this makes me so mad

    • @nawt9529
      @nawt9529 4 месяца назад +24

      brother the video JUST released you havent finished it

    • @Cezuhhh
      @Cezuhhh 4 месяца назад +9

      @@nawt9529 key word "watching this"

    • @randomgem8087
      @randomgem8087 4 месяца назад

      y'all have school in august?

    • @Gueste-g8c
      @Gueste-g8c 4 месяца назад +1

      I have school in july

    • @TheAquer773
      @TheAquer773 4 месяца назад

      @@randomgem8087some people yeah, depends on when their school ended

  • @Name_23
    @Name_23 4 месяца назад +2

    Uzukee… The Roblox sin of sloth.

  • @nawt9529
    @nawt9529 4 месяца назад +3

    this is an interesting idea. it's like instead of picking out a bowl individually to test its quality, you simply ask other people to weigh in on their opinions on the bowl.

  • @Shiver_Dev
    @Shiver_Dev 4 месяца назад

    The fact it took them 7-8 months to not even fix the bugs is crazy they didn’t even take the time to try to take the time to fix somewhat little bugs

  • @KenzonXz
    @KenzonXz 4 месяца назад +7

    17:17 uzu lore be like:

  • @themanincrimson5316
    @themanincrimson5316 4 месяца назад +1

    I saw Uzu tweet about EBG, He set it so that only those he followed can replies which I thought is very fun

    • @nachardou.4780
      @nachardou.4780 4 месяца назад +1

      If he hadn't I'm sure Twitter would have crashed, from the amount of negative replies lol

  • @Plazions
    @Plazions 4 месяца назад +5

    leave it to uzu to fumble yba AND a cashgrab game

  • @Bloxman12boo
    @Bloxman12boo 4 месяца назад

    This one, Uzukee... This one's sanity must have crumbled a long time ago...

  • @zettern
    @zettern 4 месяца назад +3

    the quality of the webcam gets worse and worse with every video gah damn

  • @miguelpaulo3125
    @miguelpaulo3125 4 месяца назад +2

    i thought it would be bad, but i didnt thought it would be that bad

  • @mrblob7152
    @mrblob7152 4 месяца назад +3

    It's just like a bowl... if you do not finish crafting it... it will spill.........

  • @brma8888
    @brma8888 4 месяца назад +1

    another thing nobody really talked about is the coins on kill mechanic, it encourages players to play the game more so uzu can farm premium payouts, feeds more into the belief that this game is a cashgrab.

    • @mr_blupper3729
      @mr_blupper3729 4 месяца назад

      I mean, most games does it too. Difference is eternal boring grounds is shitty

    • @monkeybanana3058
      @monkeybanana3058 4 месяца назад

      is this ragebait?