look man. if patrice wasn't rude at auditions he would of gotten more tv and movie roles in hollywood. craig robinson and terry crews got the roles that were intended for patrice.
@@oliverdillon1111 he's saying a womans status and wealth is inherent meaning she didn't have to develop it while a man's beauty vis a vis a womans, is acquired through laborious action with a focused and purposeful determination
@@fabianpadilla5108 my coworker was playing some comedy shit one night and a customer heard it and asked if my boss would care if I was listening to that. I said no and the dude got angry about that and the next day reported me to corporate and said I told him to jump off a bridge ( I was thinking it for sure but didn’t say it lol) like bruh it’s not even my shit and I have earbuds on how am I gonna hear what’s on someone’s else’s shit? Pc culture is a cancer hahaha I don’t even know what comedian it was but it was very very mild compared to what Patrice says lol
Exactly! Also, don't forget the whole reason why Patrice shared his threesome story was to let her "feel more comfortable" to share hers (01:08:30). That two-faced bitch!
She was in denial. She knows deep down that Patrice was making good points, but she was fighting to try to make herself seem "different" than other women.
@@morrist8727 yup, she openly looks down on women that know how to make men happy, and enjoys when men get frustrated with her. She hates men and thinks that makes her a high quality woman
Patrice made some good points but why is no one talking about the horrible points he made? Every girl should be ok with having sex for money because they do it for free? That’s retarded Why do you do comedy for money if you don’t fuck for money? Stupidest question I’ve ever heard He started off good then just started saying complete bullshit towards the end
"You have issues disguised as this chick that got it together, but you a sociopath" This man was a genius. The two girls one cup concept is amazing and I love how he calls Leah out for her double talk and emotion based reasoning.
@@RebornLegacy or maybe if you have to boast n bragg about your sex life ""You"" are not so proud of it?! Ask around about what other people think about "especially guys"" who bragg about their sex life, think about those kind of guys!! Most people who have to bragg about their sex lives are usually covering up some inadequatesies they have in that department lol. And even if you are ""proud lol"" of all your sexual excursions, it doesn't mean that the people you shared them with are, and would want you bragging around about it!! I'm talking about respect for the other person's privacy too numb nuts!
That was legendary. Patrice is a true king. He dismantled her whole argument, pointed out the lies and then used that setup to ridicule her for the rest of the show. A good comic won't let you ride with b.s. Props to Leah for not walking off when the whole show was against her
His own argument made no sense though. He argued that she should be ok having sex for money because she already does it for free. By his logic every single woman who isn’t a virgin should be ok being a prostitute, but of course that isn’t the case. What he said made 0 sense it was funny af though
@@ridiculousnonsenseI think you missed the point. Although her argument "I wouldn't feel right" made some sense, she couldn't speak hypothetically like they were. She went straight into the starring role of the movie in her head, and took everything personally.
I fall asleep to o and almost every night. There's something relaxing with the way Patrice speaks. He was a natural poet. Sometimes the convo gets so compelling that I don't fall asleep for hours but those are some of the best nights. I can't believe that I'm still not burnt out on this stuff.
I watched it like 3 times with my 2 cousins. Two of us walked away and the third kept running it back screamin "yoooooo ooooh shit" forever. He watched it like 20 times
@Hate Spreader It's only control if she thinks the price was worth more than the action. She knows it's too much money and she would feel like she owed more or else she would take the money proudly.
It depends on the woman but most are. My mom was told by everyone including her lawyer to take my dad for what he was worth but she just wanted a small child support payment for me. He's still a rich prick and she's broke living in a condo ins some rural town. She shoulda cleaned his account out.
@Mike Knight Man, Amy couldn't make me laugh at gunpoint. Its like two good jokes in 20 shows for a woman vs 100 shows that were all guts. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Jim Gavagin, Kat Williams, Redd Fox, the list goes on and on. And of the women? Cricketes. PC culture has nothing to do with, of women- if at all, are just riding the curtails of an industry paved by better men.
@Mike Knight I notice the same names mentioned over and over, when the question of "are women funny" is brought up. That tells you all you need to know.
I like Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. They're super likeable. Lisa Lampanelli was good too. Phyllis Diller was up there with the rest of them in her hey day. Tbh, saw Chelsea Peretti's special and it was pretty decent. There were moments of 'egh' but there were certainly some well written jokes. I don't think we'll ever get a female Chappelle or whatever but I'm certain there's girls out there that are hilarious, just statistically there has to be an outlier.
@@roas2 Hey, I'm glad there are people who are fans of his without straight worship haha. Don't get me wrong, dude saved my life with his logic re: women and relationships but my personality is nothing like his. I dunno, just nice to see someone who isn't COMPLETELY starry-eyed about dude and I say it as a huge fan
Man...these recordings must've saved thousands of great men that were victims of atrocious brutal divorce from suicide. Even after death, you're still saving society Patrice, may your soul rest in peace.
A woman at 5’11 and 250 Lol. I am a male trainer and I am 5’11 and 170. Soon as she said that I was like “Dayyyyummm” way before they actually saw the pic lol.
Patrice would have had the greatest podcast and would have been the king of New York. He was truly one of the best to ever do radio. So funny and honest
the rank they were thinking of directly under "General" is LT General. 4 stars to 3 stars. A one star general, or "Brigadier General" is often in direct command of a handful of the rank one step lower called a Colonel. (pronounced Kernal). Full bird for short. They are usually in command of a brigade each (3000-5000 soldiers with all the toys)
I just seen a stand up from a very open Leah a few weeks ago. There must have been some type of change after this podcast because she was so personally closeted here.
Patrice's philosophy about 2 girls one cup is the perfect encapsulation about why Men should *NEVER* put women on a pedestal. If you treat them like the garbage they are, they'll respect you; treat'em like a Queen & they'll walk all over you.
She said men make woman miserable because "men love logic and you never expand your mind to think different " am I the only on that thought that sounded ridiculous
That big trucker girl Viola who calls in around the 50th minute is a fucking nice sounding, grounded and decent chick. i like her. her opinions and her replies are all very nicely and well put.
her approach to volunteering for children, but refusing payment from their parents is naive. True altruism would be accepting payment with the realization that she can choose how to spend the money to benefit the children even more.
its pandemic time "2020" and I couldn't resist it once I realized my brother hasn't watched two girls one cup!!! I wish I would have recorded his reaction...
Before I found Patrice O'Neal, I said a lot of things he said before me. Kind of like Newton vs Leibniz on calculus. However, I must say that Patrice O'Neal is having a higher degree of black belt than me and O come to his videos to get deeper education
Patrice was actually making points that currently exist with the human species. Early human society was obviously based on our natural human instincts, in all aspects. Within those small tribes of humans the male and female sexual/courtship interaction was like this.... The prerogative was on the female to maintain the attention/love of the most dominant male they could. This base human instinct that is still within us is the foundational problem to current dysfunctional male and female courtship
I'm glad im not the only one listening in 2021 but I'm sad I'm just now hearing this. Granted I've known about Patrice for years so I might have listened and forgot. I needed his perspective though ar this current time
The shit that blows my mind is that he called out that Leah wouldn't be able to give him a straight answer as to why she wouldn't do something. She knew he said that, she heard him say it. She had 10-15 mins during his two girls one cup monologue to come up with a response as to why she wouldn't shit in a cup for 10-12k. She literally can not have a hypothetical thought enter her brain. I wish some one would have pointed out to me that women are purely emotional creatures when I was younger.... would have saved me so much heartbreak trying to save women who are helpless. They double talk so fucking much and fall back on emotion again and again and again, Usually winning the argument by default because they start to cry. I can't believe nobody showed me what most women are really like.
Because we grow up in a society where they declare that there aren't differences between men and women, it starts very young too. They put girls and boys in classes together so that there won't be these questions asked about sexuality. Not to mention the constant pampering society provides them with. This notion that they are always in the right by default happens so that they can continue to have a leg up to compete against men.
He has to say "dignity" so she'll understand, but the truth is she's arrogant, self-centered and believes she's better than most people in the room. You can usually tell who that person is by how they answer uncomfortable questions.
Out of all the fake celebrity deaths, Patrice is the one that holds up. He is waiting for us to write him in. 2020 Patrice O’Neal. Bring his ass back. Respect.
Patrice O'neal May not of had any children himself, but he was a father figure to many. Rest in Peace Patrice
look man. if patrice wasn't rude at auditions he would of gotten more tv and movie roles in hollywood. craig robinson and terry crews got the roles that were intended for patrice.
May not have.
I'm just doing my part to save English.
Doesn't he have a daughter?
Kennedy McMahon love you trice’ the OG
Break bread king. Facts R.I.P to a great
The rule is: A woman's status and wealth is her beauty. A man's beauty is his status and wealth.
Christopher Marlowe no he didn’t read carefully maybe you will understand.
I'd do a broke bitch
@@oliverdillon1111 not the same bro
@@oliverdillon1111 he's saying a womans status and wealth is inherent meaning she didn't have to develop it while a man's beauty vis a vis a womans, is acquired through laborious action with a focused and purposeful determination
I get what dude is saying but it is poorly worded.
Leah: "I could have got a very well paying job out of college"
.. *15 minutes later* ...
Leah:"I majored in womens studies"
👌
Yeah, as an escort.
59:00 onwards... Briliant.
Women’s studies? Being a woman isn’t a lesson of its self, she’s a bird brain
Whose paying a salary for that degree
@@charlesstringer3594 other hoes
Abraham Lincoln and Patrice O'Neal both freed the slaves.
Not all still some lame ass guys out there
😂😂😂
And F. Nietzsche.
💯
Roger Moore bruhhhhh 😂😂☠️
Never thought I'd hear such a philosophical breakdown of 2 girls 1 cup.
Comedians are just practical philosophers.
@@aaronwest1055 very few are
RIP. this is the type of radio you can’t have on in the background. i think this will hold up 50 years from now.
Anything like this would get canceled the podcaster youtuber would get fired
meanwhile i'm playing this in the background at work 👍
@@fabianpadilla5108 same!
This is sacred advice for the current generation
@@fabianpadilla5108 my coworker was playing some comedy shit one night and a customer heard it and asked if my boss would care if I was listening to that. I said no and the dude got angry about that and the next day reported me to corporate and said I told him to jump off a bridge ( I was thinking it for sure but didn’t say it lol) like bruh it’s not even my shit and I have earbuds on how am I gonna hear what’s on someone’s else’s shit? Pc culture is a cancer hahaha I don’t even know what comedian it was but it was very very mild compared to what Patrice says lol
>"I wouldn't do anything sexually that I wouldn't be open to talking about"
>refuses to talk openly about anything she's done sexually
Exactly! Also, don't forget the whole reason why Patrice shared his threesome story was to let her "feel more comfortable" to share hers (01:08:30). That two-faced bitch!
@@rofl315 typical talking out both sides of her mouth
Apparently she doesn't do much
@@rofl315 she snuck out the backdoor with that one, fortunately we got a great threesome story from Patrice but he forgot to check her
Women like that are usually the ones who are the dirtiest in the bedroom & most unfaithful in relationships.
somehow she thinks that being defiant and evasive is being clever. she's being typical, really.
She was in denial. She knows deep down that Patrice was making good points, but she was fighting to try to make herself seem "different" than other women.
Typical Western woman: zero accountability
@@morrist8727 yup, she openly looks down on women that know how to make men happy, and enjoys when men get frustrated with her. She hates men and thinks that makes her a high quality woman
Patrice made some good points but why is no one talking about the horrible points he made?
Every girl should be ok with having sex for money because they do it for free? That’s retarded
Why do you do comedy for money if you don’t fuck for money? Stupidest question I’ve ever heard
He started off good then just started saying complete bullshit towards the end
"You have issues disguised as this chick that got it together, but you a sociopath"
This man was a genius. The two girls one cup concept is amazing and I love how he calls Leah out for her double talk and emotion based reasoning.
That quote is literal GOSPEL. This shit describes about 85% of women walking the earth.
@@unclejimmyray 99%
his high pitched voice makes it all the better when he yells out its so funny
She came out of college but still can't argue with the street smartness of Patrice.
😲😲RIGHT....but go to school for 4-8yrs and try to act all Academic on your ass...make that BS make sense
LIFE smartness.
Well, intelligence and education aren't mutually inclusive. Leah's simply educated. Patrice is actually _intelligent._
She graduated with women’s studies. That ain’t school rofl that’s just wasting money doing nothing
@@limitedbom2206 Amen.
_"According to your point of view, you shouldn't get paid for doing comedy."_
Patrice checkmates these uppity broads every time.
till she let it slip that she didn't care about her audience lol.
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@@CreatortheBeatmaker word.
The most honest comic of our time. A true king
A king??? Jesus is King
@@corywiedenbeck1562 Patrice is a king, but Jesus is a king amongst kings
He's honest but I don't know where it's going. Are we only venting? Or are we trying to genuinely get all women to become sluts or what?
Bat literally it’s just BE HAPPY
Godfrey Elder a legend!
"There's this pornstar named Pinky."
Good lord that takes me back lmao
Facts😂💀
You know we getting old when we start getting nostalgic about pornstars 💀
2011 senior in high school ahaha we old nigga
Na fr😂😭
@@user-73a31 old ?
"She doesn't have the money to buy back her dignity after she loses it" the silence from leah after patrice made that statement spoke wonders
Actually obliterated though. Rip king
Disintegrated into oblivion
@@daquansbussy4288 smolderized to smithereens
@@truthfulpurpose Shattered to atoms
@@utewbd Pulverized
Leah “I don’t do things in private that I’m ashamed of.”
“So tell us about the 3 some”
Leah - “no”
😑
Lol..lots of skeletons in the closet!
Yes, because wanting to keep your sex life private means you're ashamed of it.
@@RebornLegacy cute, but you completely missed the fucking point. Your too smart to be that dumb...
@@RebornLegacy or maybe if you have to boast n bragg about your sex life ""You"" are not so proud of it?! Ask around about what other people think about "especially guys"" who bragg about their sex life, think about those kind of guys!! Most people who have to bragg about their sex lives are usually covering up some inadequatesies they have in that department lol. And even if you are ""proud lol"" of all your sexual excursions, it doesn't mean that the people you shared them with are, and would want you bragging around about it!! I'm talking about respect for the other person's privacy too numb nuts!
This is it! this is where her whole argument was dead! .....fucking women! smh
That was legendary. Patrice is a true king. He dismantled her whole argument, pointed out the lies and then used that setup to ridicule her for the rest of the show. A good comic won't let you ride with b.s.
Props to Leah for not walking off when the whole show was against her
ABSOLUTELY. She sat in the embarrassment. And surely became stronger from it.
@@aaroneusjames2342 a stronger bs'er for sure
I believe she wouldn't shit in a cup because I wouldn't do that shit either,but this shit funny
His own argument made no sense though. He argued that she should be ok having sex for money because she already does it for free. By his logic every single woman who isn’t a virgin should be ok being a prostitute, but of course that isn’t the case. What he said made 0 sense it was funny af though
@@ridiculousnonsenseI think you missed the point. Although her argument "I wouldn't feel right" made some sense, she couldn't speak hypothetically like they were. She went straight into the starring role of the movie in her head, and took everything personally.
Patrice OFFICIALLY speaks for EVERY man on earth. No matter what Race, creed, sexuality, ALLLLL MEN on this planet earth!
Hes the Official Ambassador
nah.
@@ryan9891 yes.
@@canobenitez nah.
Because Race and Creed Really Doesn’t Matter 🤷🏽♂️
“Leah is other women pretty”
💀💀💀💀💀
John Peaches i dont, whats it mean?
@John Peaches
He explained it right afterwards.
Beta-female
And patrice was right on point about her. She's not a main chick. She gets a yes man.
When he calls her a sociopath...that was bang on...
I wish Patrice was still alive. Would love to hear what he has to say in the current politically correct times. RIP. What a legend.
he was talking about the currrent situation. he was a time traveler from the future.
Just had to learn about intermittent fasting. He'd still be here.
He would have so much shit to retcon
The government gave Patrice O'Neal diabetes
He would blow up so fast
“Would you let him bang the folds of your stomach ?” *DEAD* 😂😂😂
I fall asleep to o and almost every night. There's something relaxing with the way Patrice speaks. He was a natural poet. Sometimes the convo gets so compelling that I don't fall asleep for hours but those are some of the best nights. I can't believe that I'm still not burnt out on this stuff.
Jess Dckey I don’t do jokes I speak soliloquy’s
Lol take that LEO
Yooo, im doing the same thing right now and came here to see what leah looks like
" You have issues disguised as a girl who got it together " EPIC
We need patrice in 2019
rip
Thats corey Holcomb's
@@lezeromotors2378.... He has taken the mantle.
💯💯
Edit* 2020. Gather the dragon balls gents.
We need Patrice throughout time
Man i fucking miss Patrice the legend.
I watched it like 3 times with my 2 cousins. Two of us walked away and the third kept running it back screamin "yoooooo ooooh shit" forever. He watched it like 20 times
I was that guy too... Patrice is a fkn master
Shared this with one of my pussywhipped friends. He's now getting more pussy than ever before.
They're happy to *take your money* after divorce.
Prenup....you cant have mine either
@Hate Spreader It's only control if she thinks the price was worth more than the action. She knows it's too much money and she would feel like she owed more or else she would take the money proudly.
It depends on the woman but most are. My mom was told by everyone including her lawyer to take my dad for what he was worth but she just wanted a small child support payment for me. He's still a rich prick and she's broke living in a condo ins some rural town. She shoulda cleaned his account out.
Then act like it was an accomplishment
@@Spootnika simp is born
My one regret in life is not knowing who Patrice O'neal was earlier. He speaking straight facts. R.I.P
He said she was mistress pretty lol
My Business 0:04:45
The laugh in the background killed it.
Love Patrice I can listen to him all day. R.I.P Patrice O' Neal
Patrice is a prophet on all of his episodes. I love it.
And people wonder why female comedians aren't funny.
@Mike Knight Man, Amy couldn't make me laugh at gunpoint. Its like two good jokes in 20 shows for a woman vs 100 shows that were all guts. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Jim Gavagin, Kat Williams, Redd Fox, the list goes on and on. And of the women? Cricketes.
PC culture has nothing to do with, of women- if at all, are just riding the curtails of an industry paved by better men.
@Mike Knight I notice the same names mentioned over and over, when the question of "are women funny" is brought up. That tells you all you need to know.
And the woman that are is only to hide how emotionally unstable they are
I like Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. They're super likeable. Lisa Lampanelli was good too. Phyllis Diller was up there with the rest of them in her hey day.
Tbh, saw Chelsea Peretti's special and it was pretty decent. There were moments of 'egh' but there were certainly some well written jokes.
I don't think we'll ever get a female Chappelle or whatever but I'm certain there's girls out there that are hilarious, just statistically there has to be an outlier.
Analog Signal and those 2 jokes were probably stolen from Patrice
Patrice o' Neal was not only hilarious but a mad genius and I've never heard someone beat him an argument. R.i.p
Nick Di Paolo did the argument is on RUclips.
@@roas2 Hey, I'm glad there are people who are fans of his without straight worship haha. Don't get me wrong, dude saved my life with his logic re: women and relationships but my personality is nothing like his. I dunno, just nice to see someone who isn't COMPLETELY starry-eyed about dude and I say it as a huge fan
Man...these recordings must've saved thousands of great men that were victims of atrocious brutal divorce from suicide.
Even after death, you're still saving society Patrice, may your soul rest in peace.
You think I need a sexy coat with sparkles on it? Lol
Listen listen to this show carefully there is a lot of f****** hidden gems
'fruit'?
This radio show just needed 2 cameras
Idk what you believe but this is STILL one of the best 2+hours to listen too
"Oatmeal with a string hanging out" lol. King P is the best.
preskidd 0:02:59
Patrice O’neal is a legend who in the future his old material will be studied by all men to understand the TRUE NATURE of women and their bullsh*t 💯
Western women. More traditional societies don't deal with any of this nonsense.
Starting
....now
She offers nothing to the conversation. Total lack of imagination and a not a risk taker. Why was she even on the show?
virtr3uoso I'll quote Patrice: "I enjoy the destruction of women."
virtr3uoso uip
Pretty face, for the radio
better question. since she's missing all that then why is she in stand up? lacking all those things she can't be successful at it.
How was she even a comic?
She looks like the predator on that picture.
A woman at 5’11 and 250 Lol. I am a male trainer and I am 5’11 and 170. Soon as she said that I was like “Dayyyyummm” way before they actually saw the pic lol.
Pat is over 6ft and 400lbs. She's petite compared to him
Pure gold. One of the best Patrice videos I think.
Lol ahaha! Tears are streaming so rapidly I'm almost dehydrated from laughter.
Patrice would have had the greatest podcast and would have been the king of New York. He was truly one of the best to ever do radio. So funny and honest
"That's almost like... The Exorcist." LMFAO that was perfect.
Man they are verbally killing this chick at the end
Hahaha I love how there’s so many videos of Patrice vs all these women😁👍
Patrice is such a legend, his relevance transcends even death. RIP
He is immortal.
ive never heard a woman destroyed so perfectly. Goddamn patrice was a legend
Fanic Prank Y’all are sad. Nothing he said destroyed her. She’s fine
Yea John's a bitch
Shannon Sunshine destroyed....
Can you imagine if this happened today with everyone's sensitive ass...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I miss this guy. One in a trillion for real.
This has been the best episode. Patrice proving his points Telling the threesome story. Funny all the way around. Two girls, one cup.
“The rethink is a step towards understanding that a woman’s philosophy is bullshit in the first place”
- Pure Gold
Dude was great - and he was underrated underappreciated (R.I.P)
Patrice was so naturally funny. He could make comedy out of absolutely nothing.
So true. No need for rehearsals or staged comedy bits he just shoots from the cuff every show.
But it’s not comedy. Its a message to men said in a way to keep our attention while the message is said.
This guy just did a + 30 minute narration of his sexcapade 😂 #solid
Patrice is absolutely right on everything he said
I wish these were in podcast form.
They are. Search up weston4020. He has every o and a appearance from patrice oneal. Unedited
45:00 "Mystery Dump!" My sides are in half
the rank they were thinking of directly under "General" is LT General. 4 stars to 3 stars. A one star general, or "Brigadier General" is often in direct command of a handful of the rank one step lower called a Colonel. (pronounced Kernal). Full bird for short. They are usually in command of a brigade each (3000-5000 soldiers with all the toys)
This video deserves a spot in my favorites along with the Dr. Z ep.
I just seen a stand up from a very open Leah a few weeks ago. There must have been some type of change after this podcast because she was so personally closeted here.
Patrice's philosophy about 2 girls one cup is the perfect encapsulation about why Men should *NEVER* put women on a pedestal.
If you treat them like the garbage they are, they'll respect you; treat'em like a Queen & they'll walk all over you.
Patrice O'neal was so good and inspirational, many stand up aspirants now, have him as a guardian angel especially after he passed away. RIP big bro 🙏
She said men make woman miserable because "men love logic and you never expand your mind to think different " am I the only on that thought that sounded ridiculous
No you’re not
That big trucker girl Viola who calls in around the 50th minute is a fucking nice sounding, grounded and decent chick. i like her. her opinions and her replies are all very nicely and well put.
Absolute gold. Holy shit this man was pure comedy personified. RIP
her approach to volunteering for children, but refusing payment from their parents is naive. True altruism would be accepting payment with the realization that she can choose how to spend the money to benefit the children even more.
I agree.
True altruism is not having to mention it
true altruism would be orphanage work
Miss u big man!
Damn they said MySpace
its pandemic time "2020" and I couldn't resist it once I realized my brother hasn't watched two girls one cup!!! I wish I would have recorded his reaction...
@4:44
Patrice said "shes mistress pretty"
And someone just dies in the background. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh that one got me my stomach is hurting
Before I found Patrice O'Neal, I said a lot of things he said before me. Kind of like Newton vs Leibniz on calculus. However, I must say that Patrice O'Neal is having a higher degree of black belt than me and O come to his videos to get deeper education
This is the most powerful I've seen Patrice
40:53 "Four dollars and eighty cents" LMFAO
Patrice was actually making points that currently exist with the human species. Early human society was obviously based on our natural human instincts, in all aspects. Within those small tribes of humans the male and female sexual/courtship interaction was like this.... The prerogative was on the female to maintain the attention/love of the most dominant male they could. This base human instinct that is still within us is the foundational problem to current dysfunctional male and female courtship
Rest in peace to the legendary Patrice 🙏🏽🙌🏽😂
When Patrice does that vomit noise 😂😂 golden response to someone when they say some bs
THE WOLVERINE OF THREESOMES 😆😆😂😂🔥🔥
I wish I had peeped game on Patrice years ago. This would have been mad useful talking to dumb girls.
I realized Black Phillip was live when I was in high school haha I would've slayed but I might have had a kid too, so life balances out xD
Needed in 2021 more than ever
I'm glad im not the only one listening in 2021 but I'm sad I'm just now hearing this. Granted I've known about Patrice for years so I might have listened and forgot. I needed his perspective though ar this current time
The shit that blows my mind is that he called out that Leah wouldn't be able to give him a straight answer as to why she wouldn't do something. She knew he said that, she heard him say it. She had 10-15 mins during his two girls one cup monologue to come up with a response as to why she wouldn't shit in a cup for 10-12k. She literally can not have a hypothetical thought enter her brain. I wish some one would have pointed out to me that women are purely emotional creatures when I was younger.... would have saved me so much heartbreak trying to save women who are helpless.
They double talk so fucking much and fall back on emotion again and again and again, Usually winning the argument by default because they start to cry.
I can't believe nobody showed me what most women are really like.
Because we grow up in a society where they declare that there aren't differences between men and women, it starts very young too. They put girls and boys in classes together so that there won't be these questions asked about sexuality. Not to mention the constant pampering society provides them with. This notion that they are always in the right by default happens so that they can continue to have a leg up to compete against men.
Leah Bonnema proved how insufferable women comics are. Seriously everytime she talked she ruined the show
Insufferable!
Hey girl how you doing
not interested
Oh really. Hmmm, 2 girls 1 cup
"Hey Leah!"
"Yes, Tom?"
"You're a fucking asshole!"
The defeat in her fucking voice, I just completely died
He has to say "dignity" so she'll understand, but the truth is she's arrogant, self-centered and believes she's better than most people in the room. You can usually tell who that person is by how they answer uncomfortable questions.
This is one of the funniest beatdowns lmfao.
To all of you who are surprised by Patrice winning, let me remind you that men were born to win...
Thank you
Patrice got wolverine as back up... Gangsta ass
I’m only mad at Patrice because I was actually eating a bowl of oatmeal 😡😅
I miss and am sad that the GOAT isn't around anymore. But god bless we can still hear him.
Logic is not Leah's strong suit.
Out of all the fake celebrity deaths, Patrice is the one that holds up. He is waiting for us to write him in. 2020 Patrice O’Neal. Bring his ass back. Respect.
what do you mean "Fake celebrity death"
I think it was 3 different episodes where an entire room full of people with internet access couldn't come up with the rank directly below general.
So many women act like her. It’s not even funny
Womens lib
🔴Leah looks like #SigourneyWeaver mixed with #AngelinaJolie and #BuffaloBill from "Silence of the Lambs"✔
I'd F her
She doesnt look that bad when she doesnt starve herself, but skinny? Scary
@divorcedme so would you and so would I. I gotta know what thats like before i die. Have a threesome with a really realistic robot.....
Bro... I see that, lmao i mean id still fuck but just cuz i know she licks ass! LMFAO
It's fun listening how Patrice adjusts to the person he talks to. The humor comes out different
This prob one of my fav episode lol
it's amazing Patrice is like she's going to do this, and then she does, its fucking crazy.