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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @thenotmangaman8885
    @thenotmangaman8885 5 лет назад +1339

    We need Patrice more than ever

    • @esotericksoul7156
      @esotericksoul7156 5 лет назад +10

      That's why they had to keep him supressed

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 5 лет назад +2

      The NotMangaMan If Bill Burr can wake up, maybe Patrice would too.

    • @mauriceboadi9476
      @mauriceboadi9476 5 лет назад +3

      Ever heard of Andrew Schultz?

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 5 лет назад +15

      He left us Black Phillip as the Bible and Bill Burr as his Jesus-figure for us to protect ourselves with. What more do you want?

    • @Yerotik
      @Yerotik 5 лет назад +1

      This was the perfect age for him so much I would love to hear him talk about

  • @psychotropy101
    @psychotropy101 5 лет назад +1773

    "Cleavage (in the workplace) is a sexual signal, not a fashion statement." Truer words have never been spoken!

    • @mikemino630
      @mikemino630 5 лет назад +4

      R

    • @leftheodo
      @leftheodo 5 лет назад +117

      For a matter of fact Jordan Peterson totally agrees with this statement and he is a professor of clinical psychology

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 5 лет назад +79

      It's even more ridiculous than the comparison to "should a man walk around with one of his balls hanging out?", because if a man wore something even as mild as a low cut v-neck at the office, it would be considered inappropriate and he'd get a talking to. Yet cleavage is way more distracting and walking around with that out at work is accepted.

    • @mattjohnston5807
      @mattjohnston5807 5 лет назад +119

      Every woman showing her cleavage knows exactly what she is doing. The fact they pretend they don't know means they think men are that stupid.

    • @leftheodo
      @leftheodo 5 лет назад +87

      @@mattjohnston5807 they do think men are stupid because they manipulate many of us very easily.

  • @falco81dist
    @falco81dist 5 лет назад +2141

    it all started after patrice died, think about it. he was our protector

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 5 лет назад +154

      As the days go by, his words shine brighter than ever. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Patrice O'Neal - Good when they were alive, better as the days go by. Sad.

    • @SonikJesus
      @SonikJesus 5 лет назад +16

      💯💯💯

    • @treyjah1
      @treyjah1 5 лет назад +85

      Dude s crazy as your comment sounds ..... there is some truth to that... this guy was brutally honest about women and Their entitlement

    • @chazzmccconnell2191
      @chazzmccconnell2191 5 лет назад +10

      Actually times are better for comedy right now then they've ever been. I'm not afraid of the crazies out there. I actually hope they get crazier. It's giving comics great material and making us laugh harder at them

    • @llewodcm20
      @llewodcm20 5 лет назад +58

      @@chazzmccconnell2191 you're either out of your mind or have been living under a rock.

  • @XXthekingofyouXX
    @XXthekingofyouXX 5 лет назад +332

    "Men and women working together is like a grizzly bear working with salmon dipped in honey". Patrice was so great.

    • @bolo2393
      @bolo2393 2 года назад +3

      What's up fish rrrrrooooooaaaaaarrrrrr

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 2 года назад +1

      @@bolo2393 Hiiii beeeaaaarrrrs.

  • @chicago2colombia
    @chicago2colombia 5 лет назад +945

    Women. “The only thing protecting you is my restraint”. I feel like this all the time.

    • @T3t4nu5
      @T3t4nu5 5 лет назад +67

      I feel like that with a lot of men too, to be honest.

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 5 лет назад +24

      @rima If they spit on you, its considered as assault because their spit could make you sick or kill someone who has a weak immune system. I'd let that bitch spit on me and I call the cops and charge her ass lol

    • @SundayMorningRunner
      @SundayMorningRunner 5 лет назад +32

      @@sparda9060 We live in a world were women are giving 100% credibility. I doubt it'll work.

    • @blademirlima4708
      @blademirlima4708 4 года назад +11

      @@sparda9060 They gonna arrive and will laugh at you.

    • @deleted5876
      @deleted5876 4 года назад +1

      Rod M bitch if i wasnt restraining myself id slap the fuck out you

  • @sankofax8082
    @sankofax8082 5 лет назад +300

    1:23 exactly... men's toxic traits have been criminalized by the judicial system and social system... but women's toxicity runs free and wild unchecked

    • @rigamortis3103
      @rigamortis3103 4 года назад +17

      I blame the parents

    • @wanlovey
      @wanlovey 3 года назад +14

      Social engineering

    • @D1987Gd
      @D1987Gd 3 года назад +2

      Hell yea ..fact !!

    • @bolt-dbtfg
      @bolt-dbtfg 2 года назад

      "Men's Toxicity" is anything that not to the female's advantage. "Men Toxicity" is bullshtt

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 года назад +3

      It's celebrated. But that trans toxicity is something else!

  • @JoeMacStevens
    @JoeMacStevens 5 лет назад +488

    I wish Patrice was still alive. He is spitting some simple wisdom about this issue that has been lost in the debate. Men are so afraid to say what they really think now

    • @jcmoney11111
      @jcmoney11111 5 лет назад +9

      I'd love to see Jordan Peterson's reaction to this video. Also, unfortunately, Patrice would be misconstrued in today's society and get the LBGQT mob to throw him under the leftist freedom of speech bus.

    • @kuraidee1996
      @kuraidee1996 5 лет назад +6

      Every one with an opinion that ain't of the norm gets thrown under a bus. But people like JBP and Patrice are difficult to run over. Why? I'm sure yous have watched enough videos of both JBP and Patrice to understand these are not men easily run over.

    • @kuraidee1996
      @kuraidee1996 5 лет назад

      This is it: ruclips.net/video/FOfCaXRzQYE/видео.html , any critic is valued, love.

    • @DrAugurk
      @DrAugurk 5 лет назад +1

      60 subscribers and verified. That's impressive

    • @snigie1
      @snigie1 5 лет назад +1

      Because your job will fire you, it's about protecting your family. You see protests, when it's students, ignore them. When it's family men, best you pay attention

  • @bigtime8924
    @bigtime8924 5 лет назад +624

    "Make women come to work dressed up as a teletubbie."

  • @antonsinistaj4216
    @antonsinistaj4216 5 лет назад +371

    This guy was a real ass dude. Elephant in the room is one of the best stand up sets ever recorded.

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 5 лет назад +22

      for a second i thought you were saying "This guy was a real ass, dude"

    • @aoiscomedytv
      @aoiscomedytv 5 лет назад

      Anton Sinistaj facts

    • @314Poppie
      @314Poppie 5 лет назад

      Agreed

    • @TheTruthContestt
      @TheTruthContestt 4 года назад

      Are you saying that he’s ass?

    • @rykson161
      @rykson161 4 года назад +2

      I had to watch Elephant In The Room
      5 times to get in-depth understanding .. Patrice was and is light years ahead !!

  • @HeavyMetalisLaw
    @HeavyMetalisLaw 5 лет назад +123

    9:05 Hit the nail on the head. There were articles going around recently how women aren't getting mentored in corporations for fear of the men being Me Too-ed, the "Mike Pence Effect".
    Patrice was goddam Nostradamus

  • @Nickchilla69
    @Nickchilla69 5 лет назад +83

    Patrice was a million miles ahead of everyone with social intellect, such a great man.

  • @golanedik9937
    @golanedik9937 5 лет назад +272

    Patrice is always funnier and more honest than everyone in the room. He says what people are thinking deep down but don't have the balls to say. RIP Patrice. One of the last real comics on the planet

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 5 лет назад +8

      Unfunny Stuff EXACTLY. Stand up is such horseshit nowadays. It’s all phoney snarky garbage. Patrice left a vacuum.

    • @zhollamychalis4252
      @zhollamychalis4252 5 лет назад +1

      Amen!!!

    • @pistolpete5620
      @pistolpete5620 5 лет назад +3

      Patrice is a fu*king legend.

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 4 года назад

      @@pistolpete5620 dam right he is sir G.O.A.T

    • @Rochester92G
      @Rochester92G 4 года назад +4

      @The F*ck Boi Helpline That's a lot of how I feel about Trump as well. He just says what he means, is honest and expresses what everybody thinks deep inside. All the feminists and media come down on him every day and he keeps firing back without a care. I'll gladly be voting for him again this year.

  • @hugjuffs
    @hugjuffs 4 года назад +213

    "Does your husband harass you at home?"
    "What?"
    "Exactly."
    How does Patrice so quickly know the perfect questions to show how phoney these women are? There will truly never be another Patrice O'neal.

    • @JustSayingJS
      @JustSayingJS 3 года назад

      Explain

    • @jamesd7678
      @jamesd7678 3 года назад +38

      @@JustSayingJS Patrice stumped her. He repeatedly asked a question and she was acting like she was failing to understand.

    • @daquansbussy4288
      @daquansbussy4288 3 года назад +1

      "Women are what white people are when they get asked anything racial. 'Huh I don't even know what the N word is' " he could easily see past anyone's BS you could tell she secretly enjoys all the male attention.

  • @haloslipping3218
    @haloslipping3218 4 года назад +166

    Patrice was so dead on I'm starting to think THEY killed him

    • @shirlworldwatson4692
      @shirlworldwatson4692 4 года назад +14

      They did

    • @beetlebonnet6152
      @beetlebonnet6152 4 года назад +3

      I’ve always thought that. Like diabetes is really common and it does not kill people. It’s almost as if I cannot imagine him being around now....and I think that’s the point. Same with Steve Irwin

    • @2masterofpuppets2
      @2masterofpuppets2 4 года назад +24

      Who is they, Baskin & Robbins?

    • @supremeleader6992
      @supremeleader6992 4 года назад +12

      @@beetlebonnet6152 He died from complications of a stroke. Heart attack and stroke guns/poisons have been around for 60+ years

    • @morgangreen2601
      @morgangreen2601 3 года назад

      @@2masterofpuppets2 hahaha

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 5 лет назад +543

    "She should be happy she's harrassable."

  • @lsporter88
    @lsporter88 3 года назад +69

    Don't flirt with em unless they flirt first. Have a conversation with em and find out what they want if they do flirt. Best thing is to ignore em at work, don't trust em, and don't shit where you eat. Great commentary.

    • @rally_chronicles
      @rally_chronicles 3 года назад +15

      Correct. Never shit where you eat.

    • @davidlund5213
      @davidlund5213 3 года назад +7

      Sounds like a real knife fight out there..

    • @lsporter88
      @lsporter88 3 года назад +2

      @@davidlund5213 Sadly, looks like it.

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 года назад

      I prefer to make fun of their goofy fake eyelashes and lack of intelligence

    • @tim6454
      @tim6454 2 года назад +7

      Don't even do it if they initiate. Work Bae's never end well for the man.

  • @robero11
    @robero11 5 лет назад +103

    “The only thing protecting you is my restraint!”

  • @robt3407
    @robt3407 5 лет назад +129

    I first heard Patrice O’ Neal in 2014 just after I went MGTOW. I remember listening to his “Black Phillip” show obsessively on RUclips. He guided me through a very dark period in my life. A few months later I discovered he’d already passed away. I remember stopping and starting to cry. Because then I knew what we’d lost. But we are lucky his energy and voice remains amongst us.

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 5 лет назад +21

      He must live on within all of us who see his light. He must. We must make him be as alive now as he was then. Through us, he shall live forever. I know I'll do my part in this.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 5 лет назад +2

      Rob K He was dumb and racist. Chill.

    • @saucecastillo460
      @saucecastillo460 5 лет назад +10

      @@AddBowIfGirl ru sayin Patrice was dumb & racist? I get that u might not be into what he's sayin, but racist? How so?

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 5 лет назад +1

      @@saucecastillo460 Cause Patrice said so himself. Watch tough crowd.

    • @saucecastillo460
      @saucecastillo460 5 лет назад +9

      ​@@onpsxmember I'm guessing that's some kinda joke. I didn't watch Tough Crowd a lot, but, even if he did actually say "I'm racist & dumb", if you've listened to a small portion of his appearances on O&A (which outnumbered Tough Crowd by a lot), u'd know that simply ain't true

  • @dleoner1
    @dleoner1 4 года назад +57

    Not gonna lie, this man has done more for me as a human being than most people I associate with on a regular basis do.
    I don’t actively go out and search for Patrices material, I simply don’t want to. Understanding there’s essentially a finite amount of his material on RUclips, I just let it randomly pop into my feed and the randomness makes it even more appreciated.
    I miss him so much, I truly wish he was with us during these times that seems so eerily similar to what he’s explaining from 15 years ago. Crazy when you think of it, the man told it like it is and that’s why I appreciate him so much. Dude is a prophet.

    • @lisasmith7194
      @lisasmith7194 2 года назад

      We beed him now more than ever

    • @thisiswhatilike54
      @thisiswhatilike54 2 года назад +1

      No. Go out and take in his wisdom. Masticate and digest. When it pops up in your Recommendeds, it’s a reminder of where you need to be in your own mind. Listen to it as many times as it happens. You are willfully missing out.

  • @whambambigelow5528
    @whambambigelow5528 5 лет назад +47

    "Fly my 2 747's, and my hairy Cessna" 😂😂😂😂

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 3 года назад +35

    "What self respecting woman would admit that no man had ever made an unwanted sexual advance toward her? She’d be admitting either that no man’s ever made her a sexual advance or that she’s never met a sexual advance she didn’t like." - Steve Sailer, 1992

  • @blackyodaprime
    @blackyodaprime 4 года назад +44

    The silence when Patrice asked a simple question to that female "see-ment" worker was DEAFENING! 😄

    • @SamirPatnaik
      @SamirPatnaik 4 года назад +3

      Yeah! I thought she hung up,in silent fury

  • @zulu3274
    @zulu3274 5 лет назад +93

    😂That Florida Evans imitation voice though is on point she did sound like that on the show.. but his point about men restraining their anger against the arrogance of women at times is true..LOL

    • @DavidPFranceTV
      @DavidPFranceTV 3 года назад

      That Florida Evans impression 🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @candymr2
    @candymr2 5 лет назад +79

    patrice is always great

  • @thatguysingh
    @thatguysingh 5 лет назад +34

    Gone too soon....we need him more than ever

  • @silentthriller
    @silentthriller 5 лет назад +43

    Patrice is the patron saint of men.

  • @jarradlavoie
    @jarradlavoie 4 года назад +151

    Why do comics like Patrice have to die, meanwhile Amy Schumer is alive and well...

    • @grimmj0ker
      @grimmj0ker 4 года назад +16

      Because there is no God....

    • @maxfernandez7592
      @maxfernandez7592 4 года назад +11

      I saw Patrice live at Caroline's like 20 years ago. I had seen his TV appearances prior to that and he was already at the top of my list of funniest people ever before any of the O&A appearances and Elephant in the Room, which was a masterpiece. Dave Chappelle showed up and went on before him and he killed. Patrice said "fuck it" since Chappelle went on for more than an hour "I ain't got shit to say" and proceeded to fucking destroy everyone he wanted to in the audience. I spoke to him and Rich Voz after the show and you felt like you knew him your whole life, he was that real.
      A comedian can hit you at the obvious physical traits and the audience would laugh which is easy, we all do that. When Patrice did it he completely destroyed you and helped you at the same time. When you realize what he said to anyone could apply to you, you saved a trip to a psychiatrist. Because of him I can say to myself "You stink" "Im a piece of garbage" and "I ain't shit" and just laugh at myself.
      I learned more from him than my own dad or older brother about women, philosophy, life in general. His legend will never die because I will never get tired of replaying his videos and audio.

    • @brothermouzone1307
      @brothermouzone1307 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂Diet. I love Patrice. A testament to losing weight and getting in shape.

    • @gordiaugustin4062
      @gordiaugustin4062 3 года назад

      Super facts

    • @jameretief8327
      @jameretief8327 3 года назад +5

      Well? If they don’t push her back into the ocean soon she’s doomed.

  • @myklmusic
    @myklmusic 5 лет назад +23

    "The only thing that protects you is my restraint."
    Hahahaha

  • @barrybradshaw85
    @barrybradshaw85 5 лет назад +51

    The only thing protecting you is MY restraint!!! Lol😄😄😄

  • @macberry4048
    @macberry4048 5 лет назад +103

    It was funny but he covered a serious topic and the dumb callers are probably good example of people who have claimed harassment

    • @jonathancarranza6046
      @jonathancarranza6046 5 лет назад

      @Rue U yep, what they were saying actually sucked and was not okay at all.

  • @nathanielrooker7036
    @nathanielrooker7036 5 лет назад +134

    Patrice just got banned posthumously from #twitter. Respect!!! Lulz

    • @udaythambimuthu3176
      @udaythambimuthu3176 5 лет назад +57

      Wow, new low for twitter. Scared of a dead man's reach.

    • @darst16
      @darst16 5 лет назад +24

      Twitter is filled with terrible individuals who feel like they have power on the interwebz

    • @systoyanoff
      @systoyanoff 4 года назад +2

      What happened, can someone elaborate more on that?
      I couldn't find anything about what you're saying.

    • @blankname4716
      @blankname4716 3 года назад +1

      Still never bothered getting a twitter account #deathToTwitter

    • @cleesely
      @cleesely 3 года назад +2

      @@systoyanoff it's a joke

  • @golanedik9937
    @golanedik9937 5 лет назад +76

    and btw.....Harassment day is the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. Not Valentines Day :)

  • @turkc79cb
    @turkc79cb 5 лет назад +31

    The good ones always die too soon

  • @RuggedCoyote69
    @RuggedCoyote69 5 лет назад +43

    "You're pretty, but you look like your breath stinks"

  • @3v068
    @3v068 4 года назад +17

    Theyre all laughing and confused because patrice was right. We arent given a chance. We arent given a chance to say "You know what, im sorry, i didnt mean to make you uncomfortable. I know where our boundaries lie." THERES NONE OF THAT

  • @JapaneseIrishman
    @JapaneseIrishman 5 лет назад +182

    Everyday I wake up and pray for the second coming of Patrice

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 5 лет назад +8

      I know I'll start asking my deity for this each morning. Whether through me or in someone else for me to witness, this must happen. Patrice's spirit must not be lost to this world.

    • @mariapierre7393
      @mariapierre7393 5 лет назад +3

      Look for AMS

    • @thatguysingh
      @thatguysingh 5 лет назад +17

      There will never be a second Patrice...He would want us all to be the second coming.

    • @Bmrk349
      @Bmrk349 5 лет назад +1

      His name is Andrew shulz. You’re welcome

    • @crieverytim
      @crieverytim 5 лет назад +8

      @@Bmrk349 he's fine enough but doesn't touch Patrice

  • @Iookitstony
    @Iookitstony 5 лет назад +37

    I feel like Patrice got opie. It always seems like he sees opie isn't the funny person, but it's his show. I feel like Patrice respected ope.

    • @XXthekingofyouXX
      @XXthekingofyouXX 5 лет назад +5

      Toe Knee - As polarizing as Opie is even Patrice acknowledged how he went to bat for him with Sirius management to get him his own show. Patrice initially didn't accept cause they were offering a sorry amount of money. O&A really gave Patrice and so many of those old school comics a platform before podcasts.

  • @baileyin24
    @baileyin24 5 лет назад +72

    I want a woman to grope me but I'll feel offended if she was ugly

    • @unusedname197
      @unusedname197 5 лет назад +26

      That’s basically the whole metoo movement summed up.

    • @ravenousfire7798
      @ravenousfire7798 5 лет назад +15

      The women who grope you, are never the ones you want to grope you...

    • @declanh2314
      @declanh2314 5 лет назад +4

      @@ravenousfire7798 it's always fat chicks with me just once I'd like a normal size chick to sexually assault me

  • @customsongmaker
    @customsongmaker 4 года назад +39

    "But if I tell my boss not to rub my shoulders, he wouldn't treat me as good." - so she's exchanging her body for what she wants. She doesn't want him to treat her equally like he treats men, she wants the special treatment to continue.

  • @Officialkingofallkings
    @Officialkingofallkings 4 года назад +4

    HILARIOUS!!! “I was walking around the office and someone said Hi”!!

  • @murder4055
    @murder4055 5 лет назад +9

    The best comedian everin my opinion, R.I.P Patrice (we need you back.)

  • @superorange666
    @superorange666 4 года назад +9

    Generally speaking, We don’t deserve Patrice. We also need Patrice right now more than ever. That type of of being is healthier for mankind as a whole than he ever was as an individual.

  • @boynamedsioux33
    @boynamedsioux33 5 лет назад +31

    I love how utterly dismissive he is seconds into the clip as he says: "...based on what?"

  • @stevenrogers1052
    @stevenrogers1052 4 года назад +6

    16:43 that sound you make when she drops her pants and the room smells like a warm turtle tank lol

  • @chilliwraslin2510
    @chilliwraslin2510 5 лет назад +37

    Anthony's distressed black woman voice has got me dying of laughter 😂

  • @nothgiel84
    @nothgiel84 4 года назад +14

    And if men ignore them they still complain...

  • @adamkerr5695
    @adamkerr5695 4 года назад +7

    God damn.. I miss Patrice!! Absolute legend

  • @thatdutchguy420
    @thatdutchguy420 4 года назад +5

    I'm 24 and just discovered Patrice yesterday. He is the man

    • @divinejacobmathew1503
      @divinejacobmathew1503 4 года назад +2

      Well be warned, no-one else is gonna be as funny!

    • @DonVito703
      @DonVito703 4 года назад +1

      Go watch The Black Phillip show, you won't regret it

  • @bentonja668
    @bentonja668 4 года назад +10

    As mentioned in this clip, this is all because men let it happen. Men no longer put a stop to nonsense like they used to.

  • @patrickburns4821
    @patrickburns4821 5 лет назад +10

    they started playing that Good Times music and I was dying laughing!!!

  • @alfaivre2990
    @alfaivre2990 5 лет назад +17

    Dammit I miss Patrice!

  • @shearwood757
    @shearwood757 3 года назад +5

    28:55 “Oh no, this guy gonna go kill himself” had me dead 😂

  • @drock6966
    @drock6966 2 месяца назад

    @3:02... "JJ!!! I was sexually harassed!!! What happened Mama? Well I was just walking around the office and somebody said hi..." LMGDFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dellickjohnsellick5864
    @dellickjohnsellick5864 5 лет назад +17

    “Hi, I’m Ethel. WE MIGHT BE LATE!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @icegangsta5161
    @icegangsta5161 2 года назад

    16:24 the airline spiel was absolutely *LEGENDARY* 😂

  • @rmglover3191
    @rmglover3191 4 года назад +5

    of all the clips i've listened to, and i've heard this one before, how did I miss the "i've been touched funny before" part from Patrice. between this and his prison stint his rage is clear to me now. he turned some of that pain into power. and he left a great gift.

  • @BigRockyD
    @BigRockyD 5 лет назад +6

    “You’re just putting up with it” lmaoo

  • @randomelvis3359
    @randomelvis3359 5 лет назад +10

    “Fly my hairy Cessna” 😆😆😆
    Love you Patrice....RIP !

  • @jcee6886
    @jcee6886 5 лет назад +7

    That's a great impression of Florida from good times. Patrice was the king. Gone way too soon.

  • @srijanagrawal255
    @srijanagrawal255 5 лет назад +27

    Prophet o'neal

  • @Blit-X-TVLive
    @Blit-X-TVLive 4 года назад +5

    14:30 - She doesn't even know the difference between sexual harassment & discrimination so imagine how many more females there are out there claiming to be sexually harassed under false pretenses & impressions.

  • @mikeaustin4138
    @mikeaustin4138 4 года назад +6

    I worked a contract in this one office 10+ years ago. I was walking down an aisle and a woman was walking the other way. I looked at her, we made eye contact and she held it. She was moderately attractive. I broke eye contact, continued walking and a few seconds later turned around to see if she was looking at me. She was. I repeated this one more time. Seriously, the only reason I was looking at her is because she was looking at me. Anyway she complained to my supervisor. He gave me a warning and told me that this woman had done this same thing to several other men in the office.

    • @andrewevans6826
      @andrewevans6826 2 года назад +1

      Sad bro.. that 304 needs to be fired

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 2 года назад

      And he still gave YOU a warning despite the continued documented harassment by HER against male coworkers.

  • @reginaldcrawford9312
    @reginaldcrawford9312 5 лет назад +52

    R.i.p the goat 😇😇😇

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 лет назад

      You know referring to every pone as the “goat” is satanic right? I know it’s an “acronym “...but if you don’t know anything about what’s going on in this world I can’t blame you...ignorance is bliss huh...

  • @taesteed9603
    @taesteed9603 3 месяца назад +1

    Ants Florida evans vc kills me every time 🤣

  • @wookiedude21
    @wookiedude21 5 лет назад +33

    Like a salmon dipped in honey... my mouth is watering

  • @mihlaligiba
    @mihlaligiba Год назад +2

    "Based on what😏" Patrice was pissed from the jump

  • @MWash-yr1xe
    @MWash-yr1xe 5 лет назад +16

    Sadly if he was still with us today, the left would have destroyed him already.

    • @YoungJoone
      @YoungJoone 5 лет назад +8

      They wouldn't have done it by talking with him... cause Patrice is crazy good at arguing a point, even a bad point.

    • @porkerpete7722
      @porkerpete7722 3 года назад +2

      They would've tried there best to deplatform him and set him up for Jussie Smollet type scenarios.

    • @essohopeful
      @essohopeful 3 года назад

      Sadly mistaken

  • @3v068
    @3v068 4 года назад

    Also Valentines day, perfect time to release this my man.

  • @justjackman
    @justjackman 4 года назад +6

    Patrice was on arrested development!? That’s made my day

  • @ShyGuyPal102
    @ShyGuyPal102 10 месяцев назад

    @17:28 "Hi I'm Ethel, and we might be late." 🤣 Oh my gosh my sides hurt! I love finding new Patrice jokes!

  • @truestdude
    @truestdude 4 года назад +5

    "So what does ur husband say go get em tiger?" 😅😅😅 facts

  • @TheMrlitemaster
    @TheMrlitemaster 5 лет назад +13

    "you can't make someone hire you"
    uh oh

  • @AD-ec3sm
    @AD-ec3sm Год назад

    27:38 is my favorite part of this clip. The callback to William who loves fingernail polish on his hamburgers 😂

  • @DeusEx.Machina
    @DeusEx.Machina 4 года назад +1

    The way they roasted that last caller was killing me 😂😂😂!!!

  • @JerseyBoyyCraft
    @JerseyBoyyCraft 5 лет назад +5

    I almost choked when Patrice said dude was about to kill himself 😂

  • @aznpanda510x
    @aznpanda510x 5 лет назад +7

    " this guy gonna kill himself, don't let him goooo " LMAO im crying

  • @luizberriel3462
    @luizberriel3462 4 года назад +2

    2020 and Patrice is still relevant!!

  • @Blownsmokecateting
    @Blownsmokecateting 5 лет назад +12

    Man this shit is 4sure old. No way this conversation could be had in 2019 lol

  • @arnettthayer5314
    @arnettthayer5314 2 года назад +1

    Patrice O Neal talked about so many things before he past on. I miss him, i wish he was still here.

  • @Minister1Little
    @Minister1Little 4 года назад +4

    Patrice had a carnal realism to how women's minds worked

  • @inpropagation
    @inpropagation 4 года назад +1

    I'm just here to say, great thumbnail for this vid

  • @navidhendrix
    @navidhendrix 4 года назад +1

    The Good Times voice impersonations were extremely on point!

  • @thomaswiggins6668
    @thomaswiggins6668 5 лет назад +2

    Fmmmlll...we need patrice more than ever today...ommmffgg

  • @LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST
    @LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST 5 лет назад +2

    The funniest thing is that Jordan Peterson later on said the same thing Patrice O’Neal said about making women come to work dressed with no sexuality. Patrice was a prophet

  • @DaLoler1
    @DaLoler1 5 лет назад +17

    The poor guy at the end ...

    • @alansmilealot
      @alansmilealot 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @the701squad1
      @the701squad1 5 лет назад +3

      and he still managed to school opie

    • @denimchicken104
      @denimchicken104 5 лет назад +6

      He was only bringing up the double standard. He wasn’t saying how horrifying it was. Dude had a point that surely these guys would agree with, but no, they just had to make fun by default.

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 4 года назад +5

      @@denimchicken104 It's his presentation that was off. You could tell just by heari g his voice that he was a timid male. No one feels sorry or likes timid males, even if he had a serious point. It's our nature as developed land animals to hate weakness.

    • @ballo3595
      @ballo3595 4 года назад +9

      @@blakejames9743 But it doesn't excuse it, man. So what if he's timid? He should be guided. Not ridiculed. We ought to treat the living better.

  • @zavierorlos1948
    @zavierorlos1948 4 года назад +1

    We need Patrice today... sir you were so clear in your head.

  • @cashkrop
    @cashkrop 5 лет назад +8

    Harassment Day is actually around Thanksgiving.

    • @johnr8095
      @johnr8095 5 лет назад +3

      The Tuesday before thanksgiving.

  • @gregxz1
    @gregxz1 3 года назад

    LMAO "Big Man Orthopedic" at 25:00 has me weak

  • @86MarcusP
    @86MarcusP 5 лет назад +2

    Don Pat, you're the GOAT sir 👌🏿

  • @santimig127
    @santimig127 5 лет назад +1

    Is a shame we don't have more hosts like Patrice spreading the gospel about how women really are, RIP

  • @Big_Steve11
    @Big_Steve11 5 лет назад +22

    Geez, this show wouldn't last 5 minutes today

  • @ellisv75
    @ellisv75 5 лет назад +12

    God he is funny as shit, because it is all true.

  • @kevlamar6613
    @kevlamar6613 5 лет назад +14

    Funniest part of all this, there WAS Actually an episode of Good times where Florida was sexually harrased at work. Pinched on the butt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @YoungJoone
      @YoungJoone 4 года назад +3

      Ewww nigga... why would anyone sexually harass Florida old no-neck ass? Yuck.

  • @Evs78101
    @Evs78101 2 года назад +1

    The good times bit had me rolling 😆

  • @seanstallings93
    @seanstallings93 4 года назад +1

    I swear I cried when that dude called about the woman boss. Bro was stuttering and ish 😂😂😂 27:55

  • @JNYC-gb1pp
    @JNYC-gb1pp 4 года назад +4

    "The only thing that protects you is my restraint"
    Women don't like to admit that men could squish us like a bug at any moment - but they generally don't (because they have restraint)

  • @magicjackm
    @magicjackm 4 года назад +4

    hoooly crap I had no idea that was Patrice in Arrested Development! I guess I didn't really become a fan until after I'd seen the show, but this is blowing my mind now

  • @kingcassius2586
    @kingcassius2586 4 года назад +3

    2:23 why does Anthony find it SOOO necessary to interrupt Patrice when he's about to drop something profound?? WHY????

  • @timothybarend882
    @timothybarend882 4 года назад

    This should be given as a nationwide fireside chat... Very accurate.

  • @islandmanmikep
    @islandmanmikep 2 года назад +1

    Oh my God I miss him. He kept it all the way real. We still have the jewels he left.