Patrice O'Neal takes on the
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2019
- Happy Harassment Day!
4:10 Having women and men work together is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon dipped in honey.
11:17 I think that this is a way of kinda making it fair - that false accusations can be put on men.
22:43 I'm not gonna just say every woman is not being harassed, but there's, like, a thing where you go, "Look, man, stop touching me," and you just go to work.
Co-hosts Anthony Cumia & Gregg Hughes
Oct 9, 2007
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"Cleavage (in the workplace) is a sexual signal, not a fashion statement." Truer words have never been spoken!
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For a matter of fact Jordan Peterson totally agrees with this statement and he is a professor of clinical psychology
It's even more ridiculous than the comparison to "should a man walk around with one of his balls hanging out?", because if a man wore something even as mild as a low cut v-neck at the office, it would be considered inappropriate and he'd get a talking to. Yet cleavage is way more distracting and walking around with that out at work is accepted.
Every woman showing her cleavage knows exactly what she is doing. The fact they pretend they don't know means they think men are that stupid.
@@mattjohnston5807 they do think men are stupid because they manipulate many of us very easily.
it all started after patrice died, think about it. he was our protector
As the days go by, his words shine brighter than ever. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Patrice O'Neal - Good when they were alive, better as the days go by. Sad.
💯💯💯
Dude s crazy as your comment sounds ..... there is some truth to that... this guy was brutally honest about women and Their entitlement
Actually times are better for comedy right now then they've ever been. I'm not afraid of the crazies out there. I actually hope they get crazier. It's giving comics great material and making us laugh harder at them
@@chazzmccconnell2191 you're either out of your mind or have been living under a rock.
We need Patrice more than ever
That's why they had to keep him supressed
The NotMangaMan If Bill Burr can wake up, maybe Patrice would too.
Ever heard of Andrew Schultz?
He left us Black Phillip as the Bible and Bill Burr as his Jesus-figure for us to protect ourselves with. What more do you want?
This was the perfect age for him so much I would love to hear him talk about
Women. “The only thing protecting you is my restraint”. I feel like this all the time.
I feel like that with a lot of men too, to be honest.
@rima If they spit on you, its considered as assault because their spit could make you sick or kill someone who has a weak immune system. I'd let that bitch spit on me and I call the cops and charge her ass lol
@@sparda9060 We live in a world were women are giving 100% credibility. I doubt it'll work.
@@sparda9060 They gonna arrive and will laugh at you.
Rod M bitch if i wasnt restraining myself id slap the fuck out you
"Men and women working together is like a grizzly bear working with salmon dipped in honey". Patrice was so great.
What's up fish rrrrrooooooaaaaaarrrrrr
@@bolo2393 Hiiii beeeaaaarrrrs.
I wish Patrice was still alive. He is spitting some simple wisdom about this issue that has been lost in the debate. Men are so afraid to say what they really think now
I'd love to see Jordan Peterson's reaction to this video. Also, unfortunately, Patrice would be misconstrued in today's society and get the LBGQT mob to throw him under the leftist freedom of speech bus.
Every one with an opinion that ain't of the norm gets thrown under a bus. But people like JBP and Patrice are difficult to run over. Why? I'm sure yous have watched enough videos of both JBP and Patrice to understand these are not men easily run over.
This is it: ruclips.net/video/FOfCaXRzQYE/видео.html , any critic is valued, love.
60 subscribers and verified. That's impressive
Because your job will fire you, it's about protecting your family. You see protests, when it's students, ignore them. When it's family men, best you pay attention
"Make women come to work dressed up as a teletubbie."
The red one please hawt
@@kyleprice9830 the good times theme had me crying
Tinky Winky LOL
Thats hot hahahah
@Prince of Prussia do u hear any fake HR complaints coming from there?
1:23 exactly... men's toxic traits have been criminalized by the judicial system and social system... but women's toxicity runs free and wild unchecked
I blame the parents
Social engineering
Hell yea ..fact !!
"Men's Toxicity" is anything that not to the female's advantage. "Men Toxicity" is bullshtt
It's celebrated. But that trans toxicity is something else!
This guy was a real ass dude. Elephant in the room is one of the best stand up sets ever recorded.
for a second i thought you were saying "This guy was a real ass, dude"
Anton Sinistaj facts
Agreed
Are you saying that he’s ass?
I had to watch Elephant In The Room
5 times to get in-depth understanding .. Patrice was and is light years ahead !!
"She should be happy she's harrassable."
Go Reds Why?
LMAO so true!
@@AddBowIfGirl cause the woman they're talking about, looks like she *was* a man
Hahaha
One lady's trash is another lady's sperm donor.
Patrice was so dead on I'm starting to think THEY killed him
They did
I’ve always thought that. Like diabetes is really common and it does not kill people. It’s almost as if I cannot imagine him being around now....and I think that’s the point. Same with Steve Irwin
Who is they, Baskin & Robbins?
@@beetlebonnet6152 He died from complications of a stroke. Heart attack and stroke guns/poisons have been around for 60+ years
@@2masterofpuppets2 hahaha
Patrice was a million miles ahead of everyone with social intellect, such a great man.
The funniest thing is that Jordan Peterson later on said the same thing Patrice O’Neal said about making women come to work dressed with no sexuality. Patrice was a prophet
Peterson is a smart guy but Patrice said a lot of the same stuff in a much funnier way 10+ years earlier
@@PreacherJenkins i agree but with Peterson what he says you can’t argue with because of his credentials. When he says that shit its like the law is being spoken because he has the years of hard psychological work and published papers to back it; he has been cited over 10000 times by other qualified practicing psychologists. His work on the big 5 personality trait model and the way he can break down men and women to their innate biological tendencies is profound. I love them both man Patrice and Peterson are both extremely intelligent people and you have to appreciate them both
@@petethegreek8933 it's different sources of intelligence and wisdom arriving at the same conclusion. Honor them both.
Patrice is always funnier and more honest than everyone in the room. He says what people are thinking deep down but don't have the balls to say. RIP Patrice. One of the last real comics on the planet
Unfunny Stuff EXACTLY. Stand up is such horseshit nowadays. It’s all phoney snarky garbage. Patrice left a vacuum.
Amen!!!
Patrice is a fu*king legend.
@@pistolpete5620 dam right he is sir G.O.A.T
@The F*ck Boi Helpline That's a lot of how I feel about Trump as well. He just says what he means, is honest and expresses what everybody thinks deep inside. All the feminists and media come down on him every day and he keeps firing back without a care. I'll gladly be voting for him again this year.
"Does your husband harass you at home?"
"What?"
"Exactly."
How does Patrice so quickly know the perfect questions to show how phoney these women are? There will truly never be another Patrice O'neal.
Explain
@@JustSayingJS Patrice stumped her. He repeatedly asked a question and she was acting like she was failing to understand.
"Women are what white people are when they get asked anything racial. 'Huh I don't even know what the N word is' " he could easily see past anyone's BS you could tell she secretly enjoys all the male attention.
9:05 Hit the nail on the head. There were articles going around recently how women aren't getting mentored in corporations for fear of the men being Me Too-ed, the "Mike Pence Effect".
Patrice was goddam Nostradamus
Why do comics like Patrice have to die, meanwhile Amy Schumer is alive and well...
Because there is no God....
I saw Patrice live at Caroline's like 20 years ago. I had seen his TV appearances prior to that and he was already at the top of my list of funniest people ever before any of the O&A appearances and Elephant in the Room, which was a masterpiece. Dave Chappelle showed up and went on before him and he killed. Patrice said "fuck it" since Chappelle went on for more than an hour "I ain't got shit to say" and proceeded to fucking destroy everyone he wanted to in the audience. I spoke to him and Rich Voz after the show and you felt like you knew him your whole life, he was that real.
A comedian can hit you at the obvious physical traits and the audience would laugh which is easy, we all do that. When Patrice did it he completely destroyed you and helped you at the same time. When you realize what he said to anyone could apply to you, you saved a trip to a psychiatrist. Because of him I can say to myself "You stink" "Im a piece of garbage" and "I ain't shit" and just laugh at myself.
I learned more from him than my own dad or older brother about women, philosophy, life in general. His legend will never die because I will never get tired of replaying his videos and audio.
😂😂😂Diet. I love Patrice. A testament to losing weight and getting in shape.
Super facts
Well? If they don’t push her back into the ocean soon she’s doomed.
"What self respecting woman would admit that no man had ever made an unwanted sexual advance toward her? She’d be admitting either that no man’s ever made her a sexual advance or that she’s never met a sexual advance she didn’t like." - Steve Sailer, 1992
*swish*
“The only thing protecting you is my restraint!”
Don't flirt with em unless they flirt first. Have a conversation with em and find out what they want if they do flirt. Best thing is to ignore em at work, don't trust em, and don't shit where you eat. Great commentary.
Correct. Never shit where you eat.
Sounds like a real knife fight out there..
@@davidlund5213 Sadly, looks like it.
I prefer to make fun of their goofy fake eyelashes and lack of intelligence
Don't even do it if they initiate. Work Bae's never end well for the man.
I first heard Patrice O’ Neal in 2014 just after I went MGTOW. I remember listening to his “Black Phillip” show obsessively on RUclips. He guided me through a very dark period in my life. A few months later I discovered he’d already passed away. I remember stopping and starting to cry. Because then I knew what we’d lost. But we are lucky his energy and voice remains amongst us.
He must live on within all of us who see his light. He must. We must make him be as alive now as he was then. Through us, he shall live forever. I know I'll do my part in this.
Rob K He was dumb and racist. Chill.
@@AddBowIfGirl ru sayin Patrice was dumb & racist? I get that u might not be into what he's sayin, but racist? How so?
@@saucecastillo460 Cause Patrice said so himself. Watch tough crowd.
@@onpsxmember I'm guessing that's some kinda joke. I didn't watch Tough Crowd a lot, but, even if he did actually say "I'm racist & dumb", if you've listened to a small portion of his appearances on O&A (which outnumbered Tough Crowd by a lot), u'd know that simply ain't true
Not gonna lie, this man has done more for me as a human being than most people I associate with on a regular basis do.
I don’t actively go out and search for Patrices material, I simply don’t want to. Understanding there’s essentially a finite amount of his material on RUclips, I just let it randomly pop into my feed and the randomness makes it even more appreciated.
I miss him so much, I truly wish he was with us during these times that seems so eerily similar to what he’s explaining from 15 years ago. Crazy when you think of it, the man told it like it is and that’s why I appreciate him so much. Dude is a prophet.
We beed him now more than ever
No. Go out and take in his wisdom. Masticate and digest. When it pops up in your Recommendeds, it’s a reminder of where you need to be in your own mind. Listen to it as many times as it happens. You are willfully missing out.
😂That Florida Evans imitation voice though is on point she did sound like that on the show.. but his point about men restraining their anger against the arrogance of women at times is true..LOL
That Florida Evans impression 🙌🙌🙌🙌
The silence when Patrice asked a simple question to that female "see-ment" worker was DEAFENING! 😄
Yeah! I thought she hung up,in silent fury
"Fly my 2 747's, and my hairy Cessna" 😂😂😂😂
and btw.....Harassment day is the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. Not Valentines Day :)
facts
It was funny but he covered a serious topic and the dumb callers are probably good example of people who have claimed harassment
@Rue U yep, what they were saying actually sucked and was not okay at all.
Patrice is the patron saint of men.
Gone too soon....we need him more than ever
Ha ha ha, man, I forgot Patrice had a small role in Arrested Development.
Most definitely
The Office too
Opie is so irritating. Yeah the audience loved when you halt patrice’s momentum to have some stupid caller add nothing to the conversation.
yep. Patrice starts to build an epic story or rant and opie demolishes the whole thing...
This is true, but at the same time, let's not take credit away for how little this feels like a radio show. Radio shows are shit, and we like this one because it doesn't usually feel like one. Calls from listeners are part of radio.
The callers add to the show. Especially when they fuck up and get ripped apart.
22:35 was on topic af
@@jonface93 c'mon with that comment already. So many people defend that useless untalented asswipe because he "guided the show" with the callers. A fuckin college kid can do that. Did you ever hear a show without Opie when Anthony was alone with the guests? PHENOMENAL radio! He barely took calls, the comedy was smooth, uninterrupted stories! Opie was fucking useless! You know what have never heard? "Man Opie made the show today!" By the way, where is he now?........exactly!
patrice is always great
"The only thing that protects you is my restraint."
Hahahaha
I want a woman to grope me but I'll feel offended if she was ugly
That’s basically the whole metoo movement summed up.
The women who grope you, are never the ones you want to grope you...
@@ravenousfire7798 it's always fat chicks with me just once I'd like a normal size chick to sexually assault me
The good ones always die too soon
Everyday I wake up and pray for the second coming of Patrice
I know I'll start asking my deity for this each morning. Whether through me or in someone else for me to witness, this must happen. Patrice's spirit must not be lost to this world.
Look for AMS
There will never be a second Patrice...He would want us all to be the second coming.
His name is Andrew shulz. You’re welcome
@@Bmrk349 he's fine enough but doesn't touch Patrice
I love how utterly dismissive he is seconds into the clip as he says: "...based on what?"
Patrice just got banned posthumously from #twitter. Respect!!! Lulz
Wow, new low for twitter. Scared of a dead man's reach.
Twitter is filled with terrible individuals who feel like they have power on the interwebz
What happened, can someone elaborate more on that?
I couldn't find anything about what you're saying.
Still never bothered getting a twitter account #deathToTwitter
@@systoyanoff it's a joke
The only thing protecting you is MY restraint!!! Lol😄😄😄
I feel like Patrice got opie. It always seems like he sees opie isn't the funny person, but it's his show. I feel like Patrice respected ope.
Toe Knee - As polarizing as Opie is even Patrice acknowledged how he went to bat for him with Sirius management to get him his own show. Patrice initially didn't accept cause they were offering a sorry amount of money. O&A really gave Patrice and so many of those old school comics a platform before podcasts.
they started playing that Good Times music and I was dying laughing!!!
And if men ignore them they still complain...
“You’re just putting up with it” lmaoo
HILARIOUS!!! “I was walking around the office and someone said Hi”!!
Theyre all laughing and confused because patrice was right. We arent given a chance. We arent given a chance to say "You know what, im sorry, i didnt mean to make you uncomfortable. I know where our boundaries lie." THERES NONE OF THAT
Anthony's distressed black woman voice has got me dying of laughter 😂
Prophet o'neal
Dammit I miss Patrice!
As mentioned in this clip, this is all because men let it happen. Men no longer put a stop to nonsense like they used to.
"But if I tell my boss not to rub my shoulders, he wouldn't treat me as good." - so she's exchanging her body for what she wants. She doesn't want him to treat her equally like he treats men, she wants the special treatment to continue.
I what to be equal and special.
Somehow ?
Also Valentines day, perfect time to release this my man.
Generally speaking, We don’t deserve Patrice. We also need Patrice right now more than ever. That type of of being is healthier for mankind as a whole than he ever was as an individual.
"you can't make someone hire you"
uh oh
of all the clips i've listened to, and i've heard this one before, how did I miss the "i've been touched funny before" part from Patrice. between this and his prison stint his rage is clear to me now. he turned some of that pain into power. and he left a great gift.
16:24 the airline spiel was absolutely *LEGENDARY* 😂
“Fly my hairy Cessna” 😆😆😆
Love you Patrice....RIP !
“Hi, I’m Ethel. WE MIGHT BE LATE!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I worked a contract in this one office 10+ years ago. I was walking down an aisle and a woman was walking the other way. I looked at her, we made eye contact and she held it. She was moderately attractive. I broke eye contact, continued walking and a few seconds later turned around to see if she was looking at me. She was. I repeated this one more time. Seriously, the only reason I was looking at her is because she was looking at me. Anyway she complained to my supervisor. He gave me a warning and told me that this woman had done this same thing to several other men in the office.
Sad bro.. that 304 needs to be fired
And he still gave YOU a warning despite the continued documented harassment by HER against male coworkers.
"Based on what😏" Patrice was pissed from the jump
The Good Times voice impersonations were extremely on point!
The best comedian everin my opinion, R.I.P Patrice (we need you back.)
I'm 24 and just discovered Patrice yesterday. He is the man
Well be warned, no-one else is gonna be as funny!
Go watch The Black Phillip show, you won't regret it
Patrice was on arrested development!? That’s made my day
"You're pretty, but you look like your breath stinks"
Harassment Day is actually around Thanksgiving.
The Tuesday before thanksgiving.
God damn.. I miss Patrice!! Absolute legend
R.i.p the goat 😇😇😇
You know referring to every pone as the “goat” is satanic right? I know it’s an “acronym “...but if you don’t know anything about what’s going on in this world I can’t blame you...ignorance is bliss huh...
LMAO "Big Man Orthopedic" at 25:00 has me weak
Sadly if he was still with us today, the left would have destroyed him already.
They wouldn't have done it by talking with him... cause Patrice is crazy good at arguing a point, even a bad point.
They would've tried there best to deplatform him and set him up for Jussie Smollet type scenarios.
Sadly mistaken
"So what does ur husband say go get em tiger?" 😅😅😅 facts
Man this shit is 4sure old. No way this conversation could be had in 2019 lol
Sad yet true
“Hey, Big Draws!” Lmao
I'm just here to say, great thumbnail for this vid
That's a great impression of Florida from good times. Patrice was the king. Gone way too soon.
The poor guy at the end ...
Lol
and he still managed to school opie
He was only bringing up the double standard. He wasn’t saying how horrifying it was. Dude had a point that surely these guys would agree with, but no, they just had to make fun by default.
@@denimchicken104 It's his presentation that was off. You could tell just by heari g his voice that he was a timid male. No one feels sorry or likes timid males, even if he had a serious point. It's our nature as developed land animals to hate weakness.
@@blakejames9743 But it doesn't excuse it, man. So what if he's timid? He should be guided. Not ridiculed. We ought to treat the living better.
"Whatchu Thinking About?" Lmao
The way they roasted that last caller was killing me 😂😂😂!!!
16:43 that sound you make when she drops her pants and the room smells like a warm turtle tank lol
Bol!!
Fmmmlll...we need patrice more than ever today...ommmffgg
The good times bit had me rolling 😆
2020 and Patrice is still relevant!!
@17:28 "Hi I'm Ethel, and we might be late." 🤣 Oh my gosh my sides hurt! I love finding new Patrice jokes!
Geez, this show wouldn't last 5 minutes today
so this is were he got the idea for the harrasment day bit from his special. rip goat
We need Patrice today... sir you were so clear in your head.
Like a salmon dipped in honey... my mouth is watering
14:30 - She doesn't even know the difference between sexual harassment & discrimination so imagine how many more females there are out there claiming to be sexually harassed under false pretenses & impressions.
Patrice had a carnal realism to how women's minds worked
This should be given as a nationwide fireside chat... Very accurate.
I lost it with the good times skit 🤣🤣🤣
" what chu thinkin about ? " lol
Why was this man taken away from us?? ☹️
"Go get 'em Tiger !" Lol
28:55 “Oh no, this guy gonna go kill himself” had me dead 😂
Patrice O Neal talked about so many things before he past on. I miss him, i wish he was still here.
God damn legend, he left behind so many gems for life that looks at the world with a completely different mindset.
Wait... was Patrice O’Neil I’m arrested development??
WELambert01 do you know what episode/season? Tried to look it up and couldn’t find it
@@Sm0k3y707 😂😂😂 Talk about better late than never. Top Banana is the episode.
all of this is sooo true. Got so happy when I found this. someone who can see things for what they are in their nature.... The world is going krazyyy!!
Tellytubbie.. what a classic
can someone link me the one where he compares man and women to sharks? the original one. after it he updated the metaphor :dd