A woman's attraction for a man grows when she feels that the man is better than her. She has to work for your attention and approval then her attraction will grow
I will start this list by stating that NO ONE is entitled to the fruits of YOUR labor. If you’re considering marriage, please read this first. 1. She will pressure you into marriage, when ironically, she is also more likely to divorce you. 2. If you leave her, you are viewed as a scumbag. If she leaves you, you are viewed as “not good enough.” 3. There is a 50% chance that you will get divorced. If you get divorced, there is a 70% chance that she will initiate the divorce. That means there is a total 35% chance of her leaving you. 4. American courts are biased against men. You will not get to see your kids and will have to pay child support/alimony. 5. During a divorce, she will take half or more of your total assets. 6. You are expected to spend 20% of your total income on an engagement ring. 7. During a divorce, she is not required to return the engagement ring 8. She can accuse you of rape and you will suffer, regardless of whether or not you actually did it. 9. If she rapes you, then no one will take it seriously. If it is vice versa, then all hell breaks loose. 10. She can hit you, and if you hit her back, you will get arrested for domestic violence. 11. She has total monopoly on sex. She chooses when to give you sex. 12. She can use sex as a tool to manipulate you. She will only give you sex if you do things for her. 13. You are expected to satisfy her sexual needs. She is not expected to satisfy your sexual needs. 14. After your first child, your sex life will die. 15. After you split up, the children will be conditioned to almost always blame you. 16. She can badmouth you to your children, causing them to resent you. 17. You are not allowed to tell her what to do because of feminism. But she is still allowed to tell you what to do. 18. If you upset her, she will punish you by emotional manipulation. 19. If you even mess up slightly, you are labeled as a “deadbeat dad/husband.” 20. But if she messes up, you are expected to “accept her flaws.” 21. She will try to change you and get angry if you don’t comply. 22. Women are more likely to get bored of the relationship. 23. Women are more likely to fall out of love. 24. Women marry up. That means you marry down. 25. Woman are taught that marriage is stability. Men are taught that marriage is responsibility. 26. If you get fired and end up unemployed, she will leave you so fast. 27. If you are going through a rough financial period, you will also go through a rough relationship period. 28. Money = sex. No money = no sex. Marriage is legalized prostitution. (Just buy a hooker). 29. If she divorces you and you are worse off financially than her, she still won’t have to pay alimony. 30. You will lose quite a bit of money through marriage: the wedding ceremony, buying her gifts, raising kids, divorce, etc. 31. During marriage, you will have no time for your hobbies. You will be expected to work and “support” your wife all the time. 32. If she doesn’t want to work, you are expected to support her in her decision. 33. If you don’t want to work, you are labeled as lazy and a leech. 34. Chances are, she won’t like your close high-school/college friends. 35. She will expect you to put her above your friends, even close friends that are more like brothers. 36. She will expect you to put her above your parents. She is your highest priority now. 37. If your parents end in poverty/homeless/terminally ill, then she will expect you to put them in a nursing home. 38. If you bring your parents home to live with you, she will leave so fast. 39. If you ever get mildly angry, then you are instantly labeled as “abusive.” 40. If she ever gets angry, then she is just “releasing her emotions.” 41. She will not let you go out with the boys. 42. If you do go out with your friends without her “permission,” expect constant phone calls and resentment when you get home. 43. So. Much. Drama. Expect to hear about how Jimmy broke up with Jenny for hours after work. 44. If you have a flaw, then she can divorce you and make a profit from it. 45. If she has a flaw, then she will still make a profit if you divorce her. It’s basically passive blackmail. 46. If you’re an athletic man, expect to lose all your muscle after getting married. Also expect to gain a lot of fat. 47. If you’re an athletic man, she will secretly resent you for your toned body, which she doesn’t have. 48. If you ever end up terminally ill, she can leave you as you’re considered a burden that will “weigh her down.” 49. If she ever ends up terminally ill, if you leave her, then you are considered a scumbag and selfish. 50. She has a whole posse of girl friends that will support her no matter what shitty actions she takes. They will enable her bad behaviors and vilify you. There ya go. There are so many innocent men that are blindly led into marriage like a sheep to slaughter. They do not realize that the whole system is against them. It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. It is even better to live on your feet than die on your knees. You’re a man with free will and independence. Defend that fiercely and let no one command you. ruclips.net/video/uD773RYUH7U/видео.html
5:32 Patrice talking about the destruction of manhood. I believe this was around 2010. Can you imagine what he would have to say in 2021 about this subject? It's probably a good thing he checked out early. His head would've exploded if he saw what was going on these days.
I think Patrice is ahead of his time frfr he gave nuggets in a comedic form. No women really hated Patrice like they do Kevin Samuels bc Patrice came making us laugh but giving gold at the same time lol. With Kevin it's different, bc he's giving the same golden nuggets but from a psychological standpoint. It's like they're forced to take him more seriously than Patrice. I wish he was still alive. R.I.P brudda
@cablecow15 then they become cougars...who chase down young men..and then they realise the middle aged men dont like them..and call them CREEPY-COUGARs...😂😂
@@mgtowabbott6924 these days if you more handsome than a woman is pretty she will call you gay....🤣🤣🤣..and you get so shocked you have no comeback...callbher gay too..and see her brainn..🤯....
If women can wear what they want in the workplace then men can look where they want. The only reason high heels are for is to tilt the pelvis signifying sexual availability. Make up like lipstick signifies sexual arousal the list goes on. So why are women allowed to display sexual availability but men can't look. Women and men should be seperate in the workplace.
This man. There are a couple of ugly women that come to my work and compliment me and even though im not attracted to them, it makes me happy that im at least attractive to SOMEONE.
@@planetruths It's like south park when cartman was helping Kyle find friends online "“If you want some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first"
Girl: "I've been working in a bar since I was 13 and serving alcohol since I was 17" Patrice insta-response: "Delicious" It never sounded as pervy as it should have when he said it.......
Yeah as much as I appreciate how it looks, most women wear form fitting workout stuff for attention. You can't say that yoga pants giving you a wedgie is comfortable to exercise in, and they add on a thong to avoid panty lines
I don’t really understand it. Because unless the woman has an exceptionally good body, the yoga pants really just accentuate the flaws in her body which she should be trying to hide. A lot of times when I see a girl in yoga pants and realize she’s not as hot as I thought she was, I’ll completely lose interest. By the way I had to add this, I’m talking about yoga pants, sports bras are bullshit!
We need Grandma Chiyo to use reincarnation jutsu to revive Patrice O’Neal. Then him and Kevin Samuels needs to team up together to defeat the great feminist matriarch, Kaguya Otsutsuki
Nah, I live here. The women only cars are a suggestion only. The first carriage is a designated women only car at certain hours but men are in no way prohibited from sitting there. Patrice, became aware of you too late, you are the original OG, miss you man.
Staring is awkward, rude, and creepy. Has no dude had a gay guy do it? Looking because you are naturally drawn to what you like is one thing. But repeated staring or staring for prolonged amounts of time shows a lack of empathy, and makes us men look like psychopaths. If you are staring to the point that it makes someone uncomfortable, then maybe check yourself for creep vibes. Btw, Patrice is my favorite comedian of all time and I love his point of view on life and relationships. But according to morals, you shouldn't impose yourself onto others against their will, even if its just a woman lol
Patrice oneil spoke of manliness destruction, he literally spoke of his material love before he did it on his stand up maybe salmon n bear, fem without parts
Lol I love these guys but they obviously don't spend a lot of time in a gym. I was a personal trainer for years and a woman who has a great body is going to look good in Most gym wear. Actually saves you a lot of time wondering. Separates the average from the Dddamn women rofl
He wouldn't. Patrice was the funniest man on the planet at the time he died. Just because some goofy progressives wouldn't like him doesn't mean anything to real comedy fans.
@@sheriffbigdog9671 *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* The PC police and the alphabet groups would've literally KILLED him ! But I still wish he was here. ✊🏾✊🏾
@@brandongossman5349 *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* As a subscriber of the KS channel, I'd 100% agree. And his shout-outs to Patrice made me like him just _that_ much more. ✊🏾✊🏾
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The ghost of patrice haunting my soul 💯🙋
Man I wish
Same
Ever since patrices ghost started yelling at me on the daily, my girl problems have declined.
Always great to hear his insight
I swear this a person I truly miss and wish I could of met..but we got hours of him talking his shit forever so hey..we doing aight
"They feel less like women the more we lose manliness" If only Patrice could see the world today
so true, damn
We can’t let his wisdom fade to black, it’s up to us to keep the message alive…
I was thinking the same thing gaha
A woman's attraction for a man grows when she feels that the man is better than her. She has to work for your attention and approval then her attraction will grow
Big facts
Facts. If she doesn’t work for that attention and approval, move on. Otherwise you’re just wasting your time.
@Jack Neet 👆🏾 THIS
@@KingCoCo he’s so on point
I will start this list by stating that NO ONE is entitled to the fruits of YOUR labor.
If you’re considering marriage, please read this first.
1. She will pressure you into marriage, when ironically, she is also more likely to divorce you.
2. If you leave her, you are viewed as a scumbag. If she leaves you, you are viewed as “not good enough.”
3. There is a 50% chance that you will get divorced. If you get divorced, there is a 70% chance that she will initiate the divorce. That means there is a total 35% chance of her leaving you.
4. American courts are biased against men. You will not get to see your kids and will have to pay child support/alimony.
5. During a divorce, she will take half or more of your total assets.
6. You are expected to spend 20% of your total income on an engagement ring.
7. During a divorce, she is not required to return the engagement ring
8. She can accuse you of rape and you will suffer, regardless of whether or not you actually did it.
9. If she rapes you, then no one will take it seriously. If it is vice versa, then all hell breaks loose.
10. She can hit you, and if you hit her back, you will get arrested for domestic violence.
11. She has total monopoly on sex. She chooses when to give you sex.
12. She can use sex as a tool to manipulate you. She will only give you sex if you do things for her.
13. You are expected to satisfy her sexual needs. She is not expected to satisfy your sexual needs.
14. After your first child, your sex life will die.
15. After you split up, the children will be conditioned to almost always blame you.
16. She can badmouth you to your children, causing them to resent you.
17. You are not allowed to tell her what to do because of feminism. But she is still allowed to tell you what to do.
18. If you upset her, she will punish you by emotional manipulation.
19. If you even mess up slightly, you are labeled as a “deadbeat dad/husband.”
20. But if she messes up, you are expected to “accept her flaws.”
21. She will try to change you and get angry if you don’t comply.
22. Women are more likely to get bored of the relationship.
23. Women are more likely to fall out of love.
24. Women marry up. That means you marry down.
25. Woman are taught that marriage is stability. Men are taught that marriage is responsibility.
26. If you get fired and end up unemployed, she will leave you so fast.
27. If you are going through a rough financial period, you will also go through a rough relationship period.
28. Money = sex. No money = no sex. Marriage is legalized prostitution. (Just buy a hooker).
29. If she divorces you and you are worse off financially than her, she still won’t have to pay alimony.
30. You will lose quite a bit of money through marriage: the wedding ceremony, buying her gifts, raising kids, divorce, etc.
31. During marriage, you will have no time for your hobbies. You will be expected to work and “support” your wife all the time.
32. If she doesn’t want to work, you are expected to support her in her decision.
33. If you don’t want to work, you are labeled as lazy and a leech.
34. Chances are, she won’t like your close high-school/college friends.
35. She will expect you to put her above your friends, even close friends that are more like brothers.
36. She will expect you to put her above your parents. She is your highest priority now.
37. If your parents end in poverty/homeless/terminally ill, then she will expect you to put them in a nursing home.
38. If you bring your parents home to live with you, she will leave so fast.
39. If you ever get mildly angry, then you are instantly labeled as “abusive.”
40. If she ever gets angry, then she is just “releasing her emotions.”
41. She will not let you go out with the boys.
42. If you do go out with your friends without her “permission,” expect constant phone calls and resentment when you get home.
43. So. Much. Drama. Expect to hear about how Jimmy broke up with Jenny for hours after work.
44. If you have a flaw, then she can divorce you and make a profit from it.
45. If she has a flaw, then she will still make a profit if you divorce her. It’s basically passive blackmail.
46. If you’re an athletic man, expect to lose all your muscle after getting married. Also expect to gain a lot of fat.
47. If you’re an athletic man, she will secretly resent you for your toned body, which she doesn’t have.
48. If you ever end up terminally ill, she can leave you as you’re considered a burden that will “weigh her down.”
49. If she ever ends up terminally ill, if you leave her, then you are considered a scumbag and selfish.
50. She has a whole posse of girl friends that will support her no matter what shitty actions she takes. They will enable her bad behaviors and vilify you.
There ya go.
There are so many innocent men that are blindly led into marriage like a sheep to slaughter. They do not realize that the whole system is against them.
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. It is even better to live on your feet than die on your knees.
You’re a man with free will and independence. Defend that fiercely and let no one command you.
ruclips.net/video/uD773RYUH7U/видео.html
Wish Patrice was still here.
They talk about the decrease in masculinity. If only Patrice could see the “Men” today.
@Mister Roger Gossiping? Are you referring to my comment or that Patrice and O&A are gossiping ? Either way it doesn’t make much sense. Please explain
@Mister Roger there must be a splinter in your paw
The damn truth. If he didnt have a stroke then over men, he definitely would today.
Facts. Alot of Bitchassness everywhere.
HA Patrice seing this type of day & age, He would actually have a donut
I always ask "what would patrice do and think?" And its always be happy. My life has been getting better since
So grateful we have so many hundreds of hours of Patrice. Thanks for uploading these gems.
5:32 Patrice talking about the destruction of manhood. I believe this was around 2010. Can you imagine what he would have to say in 2021 about this subject? It's probably a good thing he checked out early. His head would've exploded if he saw what was going on these days.
His words foreshadowed the current state of the world today. He saw 2021 before we did
Yes he was before his time!!
Wow, so ahead of his time...damn
Nature will always win
I think Patrice is ahead of his time frfr he gave nuggets in a comedic form. No women really hated Patrice like they do Kevin Samuels bc Patrice came making us laugh but giving gold at the same time lol. With Kevin it's different, bc he's giving the same golden nuggets but from a psychological standpoint. It's like they're forced to take him more seriously than Patrice. I wish he was still alive. R.I.P brudda
Now more than ever we need this man to lead us.
Yes!
He did his part, now its your turn.
@@sykorose1966 facts! He gave us the game now we gotta step it up and take it to a whole new level
Except he is not around
Damn, we still miss this dude after all these years. 🙏
Women only think guys staring at them is creepy if they don’t like them
No problem if it's Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt,
But that’s based on your image, and unless you’re a burn victim or something you can control that!
I'd like to ask all women who don't like men approaching them how their previous relationships began. Guessing they did not approach the man
@@stevenpierce7851 wow...never thought about that
@cablecow15 then they become cougars...who chase down young men..and then they realise the middle aged men dont like them..and call them CREEPY-COUGARs...😂😂
The less masculine men become..the more masculine women become and then they get unhappy men arent masculine anymore...🤣🤣
Wymyn CONSTANTLY test men. Trying to blunt masculinity is just another test. Men fail that test, if they allow themselves to be emasculated.
@@mgtowabbott6924 these days if you more handsome than a woman is pretty she will call you gay....🤣🤣🤣..and you get so shocked you have no comeback...callbher gay too..and see her brainn..🤯....
If women can wear what they want in the workplace then men can look where they want. The only reason high heels are for is to tilt the pelvis signifying sexual availability. Make up like lipstick signifies sexual arousal the list goes on. So why are women allowed to display sexual availability but men can't look. Women and men should be seperate in the workplace.
Jordan Peterson ova here
Men working with women is like a bear working with salmon dipped in honey - Patrice O'neal
@@AngelGonzalez-ok1vd he’s spitting though
@@AngelGonzalez-ok1vd 😂😂😂
No they shouldn't
I love looking at hot 🍑 at work and going home to discuss it with my girlfriend
Hail Patrice the best comedian ever! R.i.p big man i hope its not... cold out there
Frosty..
Opie: "When a girl checks me out... I don't care if she ugly, i don't care if she missing an arm.. or leg"
...uggh
This man. There are a couple of ugly women that come to my work and compliment me and even though im not attracted to them, it makes me happy that im at least attractive to SOMEONE.
opie is just cringy
It’s amazing listening to them talk about women’s sportswear in comparison to now
for real, was thinking the same thing
Nowadays it's...
Thank god these clips are archived. RIP
i hate having to listen to o&a's shit just to get to patrice's gold
Word. It's Like fishing through a worthless salad trying to find the pieces of chicken and bacon.
lollll
@@planetruths It's like south park when cartman was helping Kyle find friends online "“If you want some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first"
Balance
I wish Patrice was still here.... He would be on top of the world with his perspective!
Patrice was such a visionary!
Your photo edit at 4:30 was quietly legendary
Thank you for still posting
I remember you from Brantley
Now that i thought about it theres not many naturally beautiful girls without the purchased/remodeled accessories
Have you seen Belle Delphine without makeup? Yeeuuckk!!
@@user-og6hl6lv7p my fault im a lil older idk who that is never heard that name she a actress/singer?
@@aweninety4907 onlyfans girl
It's crazy how many girls now have fake bodies. Natural is better.
A man ahead of his years
I miss this shit...
15:36 the boys approving mumbling xD
I like how the description has Anthony & "Gregg" listed as the co-hosts 'cause we all know it was Patrice's show whenever he was on.
Girl: "I've been working in a bar since I was 13 and serving alcohol since I was 17"
Patrice insta-response: "Delicious"
It never sounded as pervy as it should have when he said it.......
There are other times he said delicious
Because hes quick and straight up.
Honesty and a keen sense of timing can save u from a lot of ill judgement. 👍🏽
Comedic timing lol I guess.
It's scary how they talked about men losing their Masculinity an look where we have come. Thank god Patrice doesn't have to see this shit. Rip king
"DONT YOU GET IT YOU ARE AN OBJECT" LOL :D
5:25 He was right on the fucking money.
Was he
I'm just glad sexy workout clothes are back again
Okay legit I know I watch Patrice content often but how does this get recommended to me within 9 minutes RUclips is wack AF
It's as if the active wear people listened to this back then & made the adjustments cause it's on point these days.
In your Fundamental Pimpology playlist, you're missing episode 9.
Someone should have told Opie to stfu. Jesus wept. Once he started a rant, he HAD to finish.
@Black Jesus lol
this man is telling our future he was so right. men can't be men an women will say what happened
That man was ahead of his time...
All thanks to the Modern-day Feminism and the Me Also Movement.
7:05 One can get their workout on in sweatpants and a t-shirt just fine, they don't have to dress sexy.
Yeah as much as I appreciate how it looks, most women wear form fitting workout stuff for attention. You can't say that yoga pants giving you a wedgie is comfortable to exercise in, and they add on a thong to avoid panty lines
“Box car” damn that was funny
Idk what Opie is talking about with the athletic wear thing. Women wearing leggings and yoga pants alone as pants has been a revelation
I don’t really understand it. Because unless the woman has an exceptionally good body, the yoga pants really just accentuate the flaws in her body which she should be trying to hide. A lot of times when I see a girl in yoga pants and realize she’s not as hot as I thought she was, I’ll completely lose interest. By the way I had to add this, I’m talking about yoga pants, sports bras are bullshit!
@@julianfrederick9082 I hate it when dudes try to act asexual online, just stop
@@raw5889 I don’t know why you’re asking me to stop something I wasn’t doing. Give your head a shake.
@@raw5889 nigga what?
We need Grandma Chiyo to use reincarnation jutsu to revive Patrice O’Neal.
Then him and Kevin Samuels needs to team up together to defeat the great feminist matriarch, Kaguya Otsutsuki
Wtf did I just read
Mans went full weeb
Nah, I live here. The women only cars are a suggestion only. The first carriage is a designated women only car at certain hours but men are in no way prohibited from sitting there. Patrice, became aware of you too late, you are the original OG, miss you man.
That Kevin Spacey comment 😳
Couldn't be anymore relevant.
"Do I Have to Spell Out How Were Different"
Staring is awkward, rude, and creepy. Has no dude had a gay guy do it? Looking because you are naturally drawn to what you like is one thing. But repeated staring or staring for prolonged amounts of time shows a lack of empathy, and makes us men look like psychopaths. If you are staring to the point that it makes someone uncomfortable, then maybe check yourself for creep vibes. Btw, Patrice is my favorite comedian of all time and I love his point of view on life and relationships. But according to morals, you shouldn't impose yourself onto others against their will, even if its just a woman lol
Damn he's so right
Slit Tuesday.😂
When you're eyeballing women, do your best to not be ugly or hideous.
Seriously how old is this all of this is true
Slit Tuesday
Women Day
“ What’s your MySpace “ 😳😳😳
Jordan Peterson said the same shit
Does anyone have clip where Patrice is going "turn that bitches mic off" etc or know where to find it?
On the Black Phillip Show, that happens many times
ruclips.net/p/PL9YycEszgUZ3A2wC4FjCLtl8T2sLjMETt
4:35
She wouldn't be at the window if she didn't want it 🤣
"Are You Hot"
"Yes"
"Big boobs aren't sexy "...someone is part of a committee
"The Last Thing Your Thinking About"
MEN ARE ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT SEX PERIOD
I remember random women I've seen years or even decades ago
Men and Women shouldn't work together, Man America couldve changed a lot with some old wise head, just Listening to Pratice.
If they find you ugly..they want you to instantly know that and turn off your attraction for them...🤣🤣
Dude wtf are they talking about? There is nothing better than women in spandex pants
DUH-HU, DUUUH-HU, DUH-HU-HU-HU-HU-HUUU
shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
anyone know the song playing in the first minute?
Tangerine Dream - "Love On A Real Train" from Risky Business
@@virgOyodA you’re the shit. Thank you buddy.
all hail king patrice
"Women want to be checked out by hot guys they to don't want to be checked out by gross guys"
Anyone who likes Patrice should def check out Jesse Lee Peterson
amazin
Patrice oneil spoke of manliness destruction, he literally spoke of his material love before he did it on his stand up maybe salmon n bear, fem without parts
🔥🔥🔥
17:40
Her insecurities are showing.
imagine being named gregg
I don't know. I think spandex are plenty sexy. Loose clothes or clothes I don't care.
Yes it is a curse
Listen to the man
If she hot guys will lose weight following her and shell stay sexy running away
Opie’s hot takes that are so perfectly off base.
1st Comment broski’s! 🏆
Don't be that loser
Actually... since you’re the second comment, that makes you the 1st loser.
Cool hand u showed him... I guess 😂😂
@@Topman9792
😂😂 being #1 is never easy lol (totally kiddin btw).
I think Doom thought I was more serious than it really was.
I reckon Doom is just jealous. He was probably half way thru typing 'first' when u beat him to it 😂
Lol I love these guys but they obviously don't spend a lot of time in a gym. I was a personal trainer for years and a woman who has a great body is going to look good in Most gym wear. Actually saves you a lot of time wondering. Separates the average from the Dddamn women rofl
That’s the issue, he’s saying it’s distracting having ass and titles in your face and not being able to act on it without being “inappropriate”
Opie blasts this liar about 10 minutes in. Just giving credit
I’m a Vulcan
Patrice would’ve been gagged and cancelled today. You guys keep forgetting he’s black. He didn’t have a lot of money like Cosby, he’s in a good place.
He wouldn't. Patrice was the funniest man on the planet at the time he died. Just because some goofy progressives wouldn't like him doesn't mean anything to real comedy fans.
@@sheriffbigdog9671
*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
The PC police and the alphabet groups would've literally KILLED him ! But I still wish he was here.
✊🏾✊🏾
Kevin Samuels is a close 2nd in today’s gender climate.
@@brandongossman5349
*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
As a subscriber of the KS channel, I'd 100% agree. And his shout-outs to Patrice made me like him just _that_ much more.
✊🏾✊🏾
I like him, but he’s super ignorant to a lot of things. But if that’s his truth then whatever.
Myspace? This shit is old as fuck
2006 my g
4:28