You enter this world with nothing, you will leave with nothing. But know this, every human being will stand before God. You can't bribe your way at that point. Get ready.
True .....ukapanzwisisa ipapo ..unoona how it is useless to even struggle for riches in this world ....all you need is to survive .....zvegoridhe haaa rapeer pressure
I’m not gonna lie to you, no matter what noise we make, nothing will ever change or stop! Shout out to you for addressing this issue tho, a lot of the Zim media are quiet!.
Remember most of the people who vote for them are illiterate and can't even access this document because of no TV, access to internet and in very remote areas of Zimbabwe they're easily misled by anyone promising change and don't have any touch with the outside media they just rely on word of mouth and are so gullible
Zimbabweans are waiting to see the other episodes from aljeezera b4 they can act on this as if it's some Netflix movie. The guy in power he already did a run test on Zimboz and discovered that he can do as he wants and can get away with it, coz ndokupakurirwa duzvi wodya uchiti ndozviripo . I honestly don't see why we as Zimboz shld be interested in watching the doc b4 we can take action
I tried to report the matter before the police in Mbare, but i was turned away because they said the matter did not occur in their jurisdiction... where can i report this?
Hapana comrade Fatso. Chinhu chavo, they your everything your police, army, judiciary, electoral commission etc. All state instruments are at their disposal at their pleasure and benefit.
in as much as this seems funny however it is sad reality of the monster the Zimbabwean government is many have fled for better opportunities but what about the average boy in Nkayi💔
Magona Comrade mataura ma Vet eku Zimbabwe ari involved too. They have always claimed to be disenfranchised. Now we know both disenfranchisement and corruption know no race in Zimbabwe
Al Jazeer is owned by Qatar, where all the gold and cash is being banked- so what was the motivation to expose this story to the world? Who’s going to benefit the most from this? Will this change things for the people of Zimbabwe? Sadly, I don’t think it will.
One thing we also learnt from the accountants in the documentary is that the smugglers are making fools of the government 😂😂😂 by not bringing millions thru the boarder, instead they bring a few thousands and declare millions😢😢😢, sadly intelligence is always overpowered by greed.
The End is near. One down, many many to go. Wake up youth and educate your old school parents who still believe ZANU PF know how they vote. Its the youths time to take the reigns and rid yourselves of the corrupt old school started by Mugabe. GOD BLESS the new Zimbabwe. He has been angered for a long long time and Now its Time for Zimbabwe to return to its former Glory if the people will just Trust him and Stop the Rot. Tantenda Shamwari.
The expose will change a lot of things internally because the international community will also descend on this smugglers. It will direct the political and economic direction we should take as a nation.
Don't be deceived by westerners again? Why Zimbabwe are like this? Why the prophet was chosen to be an ambassador for his country?! Reflect! God give wisdom to all Africans!
Hubert Angel chachaya mfanami - usashandise MWARI WEKUDENGA mumabasa erima -- MWARI HAWADHAKWI - you can be clever for some time - but chokwadi hachikundwi ne nhema
You enter this world with nothing, you will leave with nothing. But know this, every human being will stand before God. You can't bribe your way at that point. Get ready.
The poor people are suffering whilst their resources are being stolen and by 😢😢.
True .....ukapanzwisisa ipapo ..unoona how it is useless to even struggle for riches in this world ....all you need is to survive .....zvegoridhe haaa rapeer pressure
I’m not gonna lie to you, no matter what noise we make, nothing will ever change or stop! Shout out to you for addressing this issue tho, a lot of the Zim media are quiet!.
Ikr they were already paid not to publish this. I dont think ZBC will ever report such 😂
change is not really drastic especially political ...this informs people of the realities and exposes, bit by bit something will give
@tinos1893 in our case we might as well do it for the next generation 😂 cause the amount of change needed
Even hitler fell
Tell us then what you want to happen since you seem to have all the solutions?
It’s “Hurument” for me 🤣🤣🤣
Love your cotent my guy 😂
You broke it down in the most Zimbo way possible. Thank you😂
Thanks for the support cde
Nothing to lough about should be worried
Got me on "hurument"😂😂
I pray everyone will come into the knowledge 🙏of the truth. Lord help
😂😂😂😂😂 I was LITERALLY SCARED FOR THE AIRPORT GENT, WHILST I WAS WATCHING THE DOCCIE....
You made my day guys love you kkkkk
Thank you, appreciate the love
At least this was out before we voted😂😂
Exactly they wanted Zimbabweans to know where to put X during the elections
Like it makes a difference
@@Jnrd03 maybe this time we will see a coalition 😂😂
Remember most of the people who vote for them are illiterate and can't even access this document because of no TV, access to internet and in very remote areas of Zimbabwe they're easily misled by anyone promising change and don't have any touch with the outside media they just rely on word of mouth and are so gullible
ED will most probably win by a very small margin 4% or less. I just, don't see Zanu pf losing an election any time soon.
I did register to vote because of gold mafia. And will put pressure
Oh my goodness I have never laughed so hard and cried so hard at the same time. Thanks Comrade Fatso. Kuseka nhamo serugare 101
Zimbabweans are waiting to see the other episodes from aljeezera b4 they can act on this as if it's some Netflix movie. The guy in power he already did a run test on Zimboz and discovered that he can do as he wants and can get away with it, coz ndokupakurirwa duzvi wodya uchiti ndozviripo . I honestly don't see why we as Zimboz shld be interested in watching the doc b4 we can take action
Thanks for addressing the issue
I tried to report the matter before the police in Mbare, but i was turned away because they said the matter did not occur in their jurisdiction... where can i report this?
Not the biltong 😂😂😂😂
I can't wait to see the other epsodes. Aljazeer we are waiting for other epsodes
Kkkk true. Amarula I'm finished. Lol.. 😅😂
“Ko iwewe”😂
Munya naTinaye, kaa 😂😂😂😂.
Great episode as usual
I love ❤ Aljazeera
An insight that I hope will elevate our rational propositions to create a better Zimbabwe.
Dzazonyatsobatwa mboko dziya! 3 more episodes to go! 😋😋
Great show cde great breakdown and love the lightning skit
Thanks cde
Comrade Fasto murikubata basa ❣❣
Thank you cde Sharon
Hillarious - outstanding break down though!
Appreciate the love cde
Wandipedza Fatso, nemiwo mavheti murimowo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The language is nice I can learn.
wassup good job wangu
Thanks cde
Pa new slogan apo wandikuvadza kkkkkkkk
#REGISTERTOVOTE
#LETSVOTE IN OUR MILLIONS!!!
LETS VOTE THE STUPID MAFIA OUT!!!👊👊👊👊
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
the start was funny, ed taking your electricity so you don't watch it
Hapana comrade Fatso. Chinhu chavo, they your everything your police, army, judiciary, electoral commission etc. All state instruments are at their disposal at their pleasure and benefit.
Let's register to vote in our numbers for a better Zimbabwe
Zvayendwa😂🤣🤣
Well spoken ❤❤❤ salute you didn't sugar paint your words
Waiting for episode 2❤
sure kkk
Baba team iri maHorror tofira mahara. This year tofana kuri shafa
God bless Zimbabwe 🇿🇼😭😭😭😭
You got a subbie comrade 😂
Thank you cde, welcome!
I like this guy
Angel: Why are you not corrupt? To be seen?
Lusifa: Ayiwa tivireiapo.. Mune manuclear buttons here? 😂😂
"it should make you disappointed and do something about it"
in as much as this seems funny however it is sad reality of the monster the Zimbabwean government is many have fled for better opportunities but what about the average boy in Nkayi💔
Nice one boet
im here already!!
thanks for supporting cde
Magona Comrade mataura ma Vet eku Zimbabwe ari involved too. They have always claimed to be disenfranchised. Now we know both disenfranchisement and corruption know no race in Zimbabwe
Ma vet anenge achitodawo cde, corruption is a universal phenomenon
Nxaaaa team gold smugglers must all be captured
Nyika inobiwa nemwene wayo😂😂😂😂
May God intervene
Then they laugh at you about your poverty when they preach to you
What assurance is there that CCC won't do the same.
😂😂😂 been waiting for this
Ndokuti unity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
Shame moM’s no more man of God… this man is a real goat
Al Jazeer is owned by Qatar, where all the gold and cash is being banked- so what was the motivation to expose this story to the world? Who’s going to benefit the most from this? Will this change things for the people of Zimbabwe? Sadly, I don’t think it will.
Fall of an Angel 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The wicked will be trapped in their schemes they think they are un touchable
A very arrogant angel lol 😆 😂 🤣 😜
Team risingatyi iri kwete zimceleb rinotya asi risingabudisi face
Ugbert needs to learn keep quiet, looking at his mouth making a fool of the rest of him...
Great analyst 😊
Thanks! 🙂
'Kunohuriwa'.....guysssssssss im dying.
That last ED snippet 😂😂😂 Haa Dem loot
That laugh 😂
Yeah pakashata team rangu
ma1
hahahahaha. Tinaye and co-host magetsi emheni here amana. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
magetsi manyama, asingaende cde
What’s the name of the big girl? She’s way underrated in zim comedy in my opinion zvangu
Munya, she is under rated. She is good
I love her she is a genius ❤
She is really good
One thing we also learnt from the accountants in the documentary is that the smugglers are making fools of the government 😂😂😂 by not bringing millions thru the boarder, instead they bring a few thousands and declare millions😢😢😢, sadly intelligence is always overpowered by greed.
Greed is so destructive cde, so sad
The documentary is fake
@@bosslimpopo8532 stop smoking whatever youre smoking 🚬🤣🤣🤣. U'll have a clear head when you do
Ya hurumende ye Zimbabwe. 🐓 👈 🤣🤣🤣🤣
you are so funny🤣🤣😂
Thank you cde
Apa nenzara ine vanhu no schools no clinics no hospital no job and people are dying iwo bachidya vega 😢
Sando 🤜🏾
JAH is the Almighty hallelujah
it is the some with ramaphosa phalaphala money
Hurument is looting 😂😂😂😂
First here first comment and I subscribed
Welcome aboard cde, thanks for subscribing
Those who laugh are the worse.
Let me share this 😂
Zvinorwadza mukaona kuti citizens tinoshungurudzwa pa Mugabe International Airport apa vakatakura tu dresses ne shoes twekupa hama . Zvinoshatirisa asi ubert achipfuura ari kuba . Isu tinovhunduruswa nekutiburitsira zviro muma suitcase nevashandi ve zimra . Ngavatarisewo ma diplomacy. Siyanai nesu ma citizens tipindewo netupasuro twedu twekupa hama muchisiya mbava, looters. Zvinorwadza. Kushungurudzwa kwacho BP inotkwira tave Lusaka kufunga zvatinoitwa pa Airport. Hutsinye hwacho. MWARI watirwirewo chokwadi
I've been telling people that Uebert Angel is as fake as they come but they didn't believe me
I'm sure they'll start believing you now
The End is near. One down, many many to go. Wake up youth and educate your old school parents who still believe ZANU PF know how they vote. Its the youths time to take the reigns and rid yourselves of the corrupt old school started by Mugabe. GOD BLESS the new Zimbabwe. He has been angered for a long long time and Now its Time for Zimbabwe to return to its former Glory if the people will just Trust him and Stop the Rot. Tantenda Shamwari.
The expose will change a lot of things internally because the international community will also descend on this smugglers.
It will direct the political and economic direction we should take as a nation.
What international community😄
There is no gold smuggling in this documentary
Love it new here
Welcome fam, make sure you subscribe for more
I suppose I'm crazy to think we can vote from a different country?
God help us
Saka muchaita sei?😂
Most of these prophets or man of God Holy Spirit has left them like king Saul who was chasing David all over the place.They are now serving mammon.
zvayendwa now we can fight for zim ma utsi cause im done driving gomoto 150 cc pa p.e mvura ichirova boyz apa mbokoidzi dzichiba ngoda bho hre bafe2
Don't be deceived by westerners again? Why Zimbabwe are like this? Why the prophet was chosen to be an ambassador for his country?! Reflect! God give wisdom to all Africans!
Wisdom and truth shall set us free indeed
What are the Zimbabweans going to do about so fuckin sad man almost made me cry......the is a good lesson for being quiet and waiting for change
Register to vote,to vote the mafias out for good
Eubert said presedent will be in power untill Jesus come
Maybe papa knows something we don't
😂😂😂😂😂
Hubert Angel chachaya mfanami - usashandise MWARI WEKUDENGA mumabasa erima -- MWARI HAWADHAKWI - you can be clever for some time - but chokwadi hachikundwi ne nhema
Ah shame guys pleease check that guy at the airport....and did the president say Profit,
prophet or prostitute ...my hearing is impaired
He said prophet
Revelations 3;3 let us Repent Jesus is coming
Is there going to be Episode 2..?
Yes Thursday
Yes its set to come out tomorrow
People don't want much, just solid infrastructure , reliable water and electrical grids and jobs to send kids to school . 😢
Register to vote
Nyika inobiya nevene vayo 😅
Sadly
Prophet never saw in spirit that he was being recorded 🤷🏿♂️🤔🤔🤔🤔 ?
😂😂😂😂good kwesheni
He ddnt see it coming
@@NoliqhwaSibanda fake prophets edu aya 🤷🏿♂️
How could he know bcz he is a fake prophet a heartless prophet thief it's so embarrassing to a well presentable person shame on him
Papa missed this one
Ndoo paunoona munhu achiti arikuita support Zanu pf - imika imi mazvionera mega
Ramaphosa must stop talking about sanctions in Zimbabwe but gold thieves in government
Angel is a prophet why didn't he see it coming
Anyone who believes that that fallen angel is a prophet the person needs to get a brain transplant
Prophet of fucking doom...
Ohh. The goldenberg mastermind in Kenya. Calls himself 'Brother' Pattni. The case was thrown out - your guess - corruption in Africa.
Unfortunately this documentary won't reach my ambuya and sekuru and my ignorant friends in Nembudziya, Sadza, Checheche. Ma1
tell them still brother, one day it'll stick
It's our duty to make sure they know what's going on even if it means translating the message cde, let's spread the word