stargate universe 1x01 eli meets o'neill

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2009
  • Eli meets O'Neill.
    Big Brother's got nothing better to do.
    They're here. That happened.
    They'll beam Eli to their spaceship.
    Eli is "what the frak".
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  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 года назад +339

    “We’ll beam you up to our spaceship”
    He wasn’t lying.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад +2

      I would've said that I still wouldn't sign it.
      So their little "secret" would be gone. XD

    • @wschmrdr
      @wschmrdr 3 года назад +10

      And so would he.

    • @SeraphSeph
      @SeraphSeph 2 года назад +8

      @@PerfectAlibi1 the great thing about the Stargate program is that no one would believe you. The non disclosure would mainly be so you didn't say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get interrogated/killed. (NID, secret Russian gate program, etc)

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 года назад

      @@SeraphSeph
      I'd still refuse and demand I'm returned home.

    • @Evantrop
      @Evantrop Год назад

      @@PerfectAlibi1 Morons like you are the reason humanityisnt gonna advance anywhere

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 5 лет назад +421

    The first joke O'Neill cracks in this show.. was actually meant 100% seriously. The irony..

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 3 года назад +8

      And first and last time he appears in the show. Gained a ton of weight!

    • @psoma_brufd
      @psoma_brufd 3 года назад +31

      @@knerduno5942 he appears multiple times later as head of Homeworld Command.

    • @Taospark
      @Taospark 2 года назад +21

      @@knerduno5942 He had a health condition that caused it but got better recently

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 2 года назад +5

      @@Taospark Good to know!

    • @doxielain2231
      @doxielain2231 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Taospark Steroid treatment? eeps! Glad he is better.

  • @I86282
    @I86282 3 года назад +199

    "We are here. That happened.!" 🤣🤣 So good. I miss SGU. I miss SGA. And I totally agree. I miss SG most of all.

  • @Jordacar
    @Jordacar 13 лет назад +316

    I'm sure lots of geeks would love to imagine that playing computer games would earn them a ticket into outer space. I know I would.

    • @1acroyear1
      @1acroyear1 6 лет назад +22

      A trip to outer space? Maybe.
      Conscription into military service? Not so much.

    • @NakanoHitori
      @NakanoHitori 3 года назад +3

      No thanks, I don't like heights

    • @christinacody5845
      @christinacody5845 3 года назад +29

      Given my generation was the one who watched "The Last Starfighter" when they were children, I'd say that's seriously possible.

    • @StarlasAiko
      @StarlasAiko 3 года назад +3

      Christina Cody I was about to make the same comment

    • @pythonxz
      @pythonxz 3 года назад +2

      @@NakanoHitori I mean...there's no "up" in space.

  • @SamuelPearlman
    @SamuelPearlman 4 года назад +61

    I mIss these SG shows

  • @petrmiros9908
    @petrmiros9908 3 года назад +82

    Jack in the most bored, causual tone humanly possible: "We ll beam you to our space ship" :D

  • @johnwang9914
    @johnwang9914 3 года назад +63

    I suppose signing the NDA is for being beamed off the spaceship...

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 3 года назад +4

      Hey, that's clever.

    • @Jakesmusings
      @Jakesmusings 3 года назад +4

      He doesn’t need an NDA for that; who’d believe him.

  • @thatjeff7550
    @thatjeff7550 Год назад +24

    How have I missed this for thirteen years? And I haven't seen this episode either! And O'Neill's "then I'll beam you up to our spaceship" joke-not-a-joke was AWESOME!

    • @EarlsPearls
      @EarlsPearls Год назад +3

      Don't bother, they canceled it and it was left with a shitty ending. Great series otherwise

    • @ralphinator2
      @ralphinator2 Год назад

      @@EarlsPearls The plot called for a break of several years of cryo-sleep. They would have had to age all the characters.

    • @EarlsPearls
      @EarlsPearls Год назад +4

      @ralphinator2 Cryo sleep people don't age. Also there is 0% chance it continues. It's been 12 years since it was canceled.

    • @gingerfella2011
      @gingerfella2011 4 месяца назад +1

      No you should definitely watch it.... It has some brilliant episodes

  • @spock431
    @spock431 12 лет назад +129

    Everyone knows that Eli is a representation of the fans.

    • @debbiebernhardt5406
      @debbiebernhardt5406 3 года назад +11

      Well the civilian scientist version of daniel.

    • @TairnKA
      @TairnKA 3 года назад +14

      I'm a bit confused, wasn't Daniel a civilian scientist? ;-)

    • @hulmhochberg8129
      @hulmhochberg8129 3 года назад +13

      @@TairnKA not after the 4th seoson anymore were he runs around shooting his p90 like a pro.

    • @TairnKA
      @TairnKA 3 года назад +4

      So, that doesn't make him a member of the U.S. armed forces (had no rank?). ;-)

    • @TairnKA
      @TairnKA 3 года назад +1

      @@gg-eo6ez I believe they are scientists.

  • @Zero-wt7xf
    @Zero-wt7xf 3 года назад +47

    Probably one of the best surprise faces ever captured on film when we all know he has a green sheet in front of him to work with.

    • @Fujtajblus
      @Fujtajblus Год назад +2

      The director tells him, what he would see there, he could also show him pictures of Earth from the orbit, to get an idea.

    • @zidahya
      @zidahya Год назад +3

      @@Fujtajblus That doesn't realy help with the "surprise" reaction. To the contrary it takes away the surprise. But I guess thats what they call "acting".

    • @OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy
      @OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy 5 месяцев назад

      @@zidahya
      They have a cute naked girl in a raincoat flash you when they want the surprise face. 😲
      It's an old Hollywood tradition.

  • @adammclaughlin845
    @adammclaughlin845 Год назад +26

    Whatever else you think about SGU, you've got to admit that it had some of the best acting on TV. It was just so convincing throughout, which made the relentless grimderp more tolerable.

  • @badwolf7367
    @badwolf7367 Год назад +11

    "...and by lawyer, you mean mother." Gad, I miss my week dose of O'Neill.

  • @RosesNightengales
    @RosesNightengales 11 лет назад +40

    I love the exchange look between O'Niel and Rush ! xD

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 6 лет назад +8

      O'Neill with TWO L's
      The one with one L has no humour at all, according to Jack... XD

    • @oderalon
      @oderalon 4 года назад +5

      I can hear him O'Neill saying: "That went well." :)

  • @tokajileo5928
    @tokajileo5928 3 года назад +17

    I miss stargate, every spinoff

  • @Hauoli129
    @Hauoli129 Год назад +13

    Lots of comments about how O'Neill was serious about the beaming.
    Maybe I'm wrong, but I recall that he tended to be bluntly serious with most civilians (from earth) through the entire run of SG1...

  • @richardjohnson1195
    @richardjohnson1195 Год назад +9

    This show needs to make a comeback

  • @johnmca5643
    @johnmca5643 3 года назад +19

    I've rewatched this a dozen times and it still gives me the chills.

  • @justanotherhotguy
    @justanotherhotguy 3 года назад +35

    Star-gate was a worthy tv show. I hope they continue it :)

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад +7

      No, any continuation would NEVER be as good as the original SG1.

    • @wom1320
      @wom1320 3 года назад

      I know theres been some kind of rumblings for a few years now but sadly nothing concrete.

    • @Bbobsillypants
      @Bbobsillypants 3 года назад +2

      Imagine if he had answered the door in like some dinosaur pajamas or something

  • @carsemonkey1
    @carsemonkey1 Год назад +5

    I wish this show had more episodes

  • @kubad7759
    @kubad7759 3 года назад +5

    I love that Asgard teleport.

  • @corbanx0809
    @corbanx0809 Год назад +3

    Sooo much potential in that show.

  • @Matej_Sojka
    @Matej_Sojka 3 года назад +51

    If instead of saying "It is a non disclosure agreement" they said "It is a job offer." they might have gone further with him.

    • @julieenslow5915
      @julieenslow5915 3 года назад +4

      They were not worried at all. His cooperation was assured.

    • @voteindependentforindepend7181
      @voteindependentforindepend7181 3 года назад +6

      Oh they went pretty far with him, like, other side of the universe far.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 3 года назад +2

      @@julieenslow5915 or rather coerced.

    • @julieenslow5915
      @julieenslow5915 3 года назад

      @@JonatasMonte
      You say tomato..... lol

    • @neilkurzman4907
      @neilkurzman4907 3 года назад +2

      It’s a script a TV show. That was going to happen. Because it was much more entertaining That way

  • @thomgorman
    @thomgorman 3 года назад +6

    This looks like the long-awaited update to The Last Starfighter.

  • @JV-pu8kx
    @JV-pu8kx Год назад +4

    That _never_ gets old!

  • @puppychan2086
    @puppychan2086 2 года назад +5

    Eli is like the only reason I'd watch SGU again

  • @JamesEGarratt
    @JamesEGarratt Год назад +6

    This show was by far the best science-fiction fantasy ever televised. The flawed abd sometimes panicked characters, the most realistic. They should launch a new season with as much of the original cast as possible.... imagine, too, the possibilities for background music..

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG Год назад +2

      Any cast who didn't want to return could have 'died' due to failure of the hibernation units.

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath Месяц назад

      @@Thurgosh_OG and for continuity, just advance the storyline to 100 or more years into the future. It was possible to age in a stasis pod if very slowly. This to make up for the age difference of the actors between then and now

  • @pinpingmckay8041
    @pinpingmckay8041 3 года назад +4

    I loved this show! Eli is my favorite

  • @noelio67
    @noelio67 3 года назад +3

    Begby taking a day off from fighting in Glasgow

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 6 лет назад +19

    We did say what would happen if you didn't sign.

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 6 лет назад +1

      But it was one of those answers you never take seriously. Well, until you are standing on a fucking space ship.
      You know what I don't get, all those times that Bones said, "He's dead, Jim." and not once did he think to say, "He's done Kirk."

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul 12 лет назад +41

    Is it just me, or does this remind anyone of "The Last Starfighter"?!

    • @SamuelPearlman
      @SamuelPearlman 4 года назад

      No, reminds me of Futureman :)

    • @johnmca5643
      @johnmca5643 3 года назад

      I see the connection. Its recently been announced that a sequel is going to be made.

    • @dave29123
      @dave29123 3 года назад

      @@SamuelPearlman I had to look up a trailer. I understand why I never heard of that show.

    • @johnfairhurstReviews
      @johnfairhurstReviews 3 года назад

      @@dave29123 I've seen it...

    • @martinostlund1879
      @martinostlund1879 3 года назад +2

      Indeed...

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte 3 года назад +4

    Hey, I too thought he was joking when he said "beam you to our spaceship."

  • @victorselve8349
    @victorselve8349 5 лет назад +13

    Pretty sure I would either immediately trip over the missing step or continue walking until I hit the window without noticing. Probably both at the same time.

    • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
      @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 4 года назад +4

      I'm surprised they didn't actually do something like that. Seems like the kind of humorous touch that's right up Stargate's alley.

    • @zippacna
      @zippacna 3 года назад +1

      just headbutt the window while reading the form....
      yep, youre not the only one

    • @pythonxz
      @pythonxz 3 года назад +1

      @@IBeforeAExceptAfterK Stargate Universe is too "BSG" for that; especially the first season.

    • @pythonxz
      @pythonxz 3 года назад

      @The high ground You're not wrong.

  • @VonSpud
    @VonSpud 3 года назад

    One of my favorite episodes of the Universe series....

  • @alainarchambault2331
    @alainarchambault2331 3 года назад +4

    I would love to see the clip after this one where he gets to say, "What the hell, man" to anyone who walks in to talk to him.

  • @samuelatwood9924
    @samuelatwood9924 3 месяца назад

    Jack must love it when he can jokingly refer to the truth like that.

  • @tombenson5957
    @tombenson5957 Месяц назад

    You gotta love this scene.

  • @daviddewey2107
    @daviddewey2107 3 года назад

    I really loved that whole thing

  • @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games
    @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games Год назад

    I miss this show so much 😢

  • @NeuroScientician
    @NeuroScientician 12 лет назад +8

    Who would kill for that opportunity, thumbs up!

  • @Wild_Bill57
    @Wild_Bill57 3 месяца назад +1

    O’Neill always had a way with sarcasm and dry humor.

  • @Simpson3k
    @Simpson3k Год назад +2

    Actually that is the most epic moment in the entire show, that and perhaps Eli´s mother visits him via the body switch stones later on.

  • @eduardhagiu9836
    @eduardhagiu9836 Год назад

    The best scene from entire series

  • @UKinUSA-xx5zo
    @UKinUSA-xx5zo 4 года назад +3

    Wrote this for the nerds which is awesome 👏 Love SG

  • @martykarr7058
    @martykarr7058 5 месяцев назад

    Unintended Easter Egg: the watermark ad on this is for a show starring Amanda Tapping(Samantha Carter) and Christopher Heyerdahl(Todd the Wraith).

  • @Rob8729
    @Rob8729 3 года назад +21

    The thing that bugged me the most is that Eli had to wear the same set of clothes for 2 seasons.

    • @fuzzydart
      @fuzzydart 3 года назад +3

      Yes, and they never again "beamed" anyone up or down again!

    • @brianorca
      @brianorca 3 года назад +9

      @@fuzzydart The Destiny (the Ancient spaceship) didn't have the beaming tech that the Asgards gave to the human ships.

    • @bkpickell
      @bkpickell 3 года назад +1

      You know I never once noticed that on the show and I've watched a few times.

    • @thomasmcginnis3783
      @thomasmcginnis3783 3 года назад +1

      No no no. He Zuckerburged; he had 5 pair of pants, 7 shirts, and 4 socks/grunts/t-shirts, and 2 hoodies. Don't worry.

    • @OpenGL4ever
      @OpenGL4ever Год назад

      @@brianorca The biggest problem of SGU is, that they never used the jump drive of Atlantis to get to Destiny. The jump drive allowed to be at every point in the universe within an instant.

  • @jeremieportejoie2254
    @jeremieportejoie2254 Год назад +1

    "Whatever it is, i'll take the cash equivalent"
    That part is sad knowing it's for paying his mother bills.

  • @Lorem_the_Ipsum
    @Lorem_the_Ipsum 3 года назад +4

    I enjoyed all 12 pixels of this clip.

  • @Dextline
    @Dextline 13 лет назад +32

    I'd actually be really happy if playing World of Warcraft did not result in me being beamed onboard a spaceship and then later another spaceship with no hope of getting home. Yeah...

  • @mrvolcada5355
    @mrvolcada5355 Год назад

    Far and away the best of the SCI FI series, do hope someone picks it up

  • @gingerfella2011
    @gingerfella2011 4 месяца назад

    That music.... Intense ❤

  • @mrkenmt
    @mrkenmt Месяц назад

    He's the last one standing... in the end. Gooo Eli!

  • @Songbirdstress
    @Songbirdstress Год назад

    Really liked Universe, I wish there were more.

  • @TheFarCobra
    @TheFarCobra Год назад +1

    Reminds me of “Carter, I can see my house.”

  • @sultanofsick
    @sultanofsick Год назад +1

    Holy shit this was more than 13 years ago... goddamn I'm old.

  • @William_sJazzLoft
    @William_sJazzLoft 2 года назад +1

    Oh yeah. The good ole Asgard beaming technology trick

  • @keirfarnum6811
    @keirfarnum6811 3 года назад

    Great scene!

  • @thoughtblocked
    @thoughtblocked 11 лет назад +9

    Kerbal space program allows that to happen.

  • @ahfolley
    @ahfolley 5 лет назад +11

    Honestly with all the flights they do, I wonder how many people suspected that the government had the 304's. Seriously though, a 3 star general at my door, I'd be shocked.

    • @benjaminodonnell258
      @benjaminodonnell258 3 года назад

      2 star, isn't he?

    • @ahfolley
      @ahfolley 3 года назад

      @@benjaminodonnell258 No, by the time of SGU he had gotten promoted again.

    • @TitoTimTravels
      @TitoTimTravels 3 года назад +2

      I would not recognize Air Force insignia... might just be an ice cream man 😎

    • @ClassicStreetIron
      @ClassicStreetIron 3 года назад

      @@benjaminodonnell258 That makes him a Major General

  • @zippacna
    @zippacna 3 года назад +4

    Actually, uh, Eli's not here right now....
    that would be what i'd say hahaha

  • @mossgeorge2001
    @mossgeorge2001 2 года назад

    Real world I would pass out and when I come to I would have so many questions and so many jokes, first alien I am going to be like no prob no prob lol 🤣.

  • @paulreynolds9003
    @paulreynolds9003 3 года назад +1

    I miss star gate.

  • @daviddooley5361
    @daviddooley5361 Год назад

    I don't think I've ever seen O'Neill look so serious.

  • @lyghtkeepr3014
    @lyghtkeepr3014 Год назад

    We don't see the rest of the clip here, but I would have freaked out a lot more than that.

  • @ShadowEmpror88
    @ShadowEmpror88 24 дня назад

    one best scenes

  • @griergentry8777
    @griergentry8777 Год назад +1

    He still hasn’t signed the NDA at this point 😉

  • @OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy
    @OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy 5 месяцев назад

    It's alien probe time!

  • @daviddewey2107
    @daviddewey2107 3 года назад +2

    I would have handed back that NDA and said let's go.

  • @PerfectAlibi1
    @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад +2

    Wonder what if he just out right said no.
    And refused to work with them, before getting beamed up?

  • @arthurpaliden1496
    @arthurpaliden1496 3 года назад +1

    That's cool but I still want my lawyer to check this over before I sign it.

  • @bensisko4651
    @bensisko4651 Год назад

    Ok, Enders Game, cool👍🏾

  • @chheinrich8486
    @chheinrich8486 Год назад

    sorry im a once upon a time fan and when i see rush, all i can think of is "dearie"🤣

  • @halley4032
    @halley4032 Год назад +5

    Always amused me that throughout the series, where everyone was on the verge of starvation, trying to find resources etc, Lardy Boy here was still ... Lardy to the bitter end 🤣🤣

    • @Cohen.the.Worrier
      @Cohen.the.Worrier Год назад

      It's not the diet, it's the genetic. 🧐

    • @halley4032
      @halley4032 Год назад +1

      @@Cohen.the.Worrier Nope, it REALLY is the diet .... as an example, check out the WW II film footage of the mostly British POWs in the Japanese camps, or indeed US captives in Vietnam etc. Not many lardy's there, very emaciated, because they were near starved !!

    • @highlandoutsider8148
      @highlandoutsider8148 10 месяцев назад

      He's the Sci fi Samwell Tarly 😅

  • @patsk8872
    @patsk8872 Год назад +1

    SG1 was good. Atlantis grew on me. I can't make it through the first episode of SGU.

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 3 года назад

    You never know when opportunities knock at your door. Best take them in stride.

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 4 месяца назад

    I met the guy who played Eli a few years ago at an Sci-Fi conference and I didn't recognise him at first because he'd lost so much weight.

  • @kenshinx2180
    @kenshinx2180 Год назад +1

    Still pissed years later that Stargate Universe was canceled.

  • @immortalkillah1187
    @immortalkillah1187 Год назад

    Everytime I see this I think Richard is giving the impression of why the fuck am i still here doing this shit

  • @TentoesMe
    @TentoesMe Год назад

    Only Stargate would even have tried that!

  • @ducknorris233
    @ducknorris233 3 года назад +1

    Eli answers door- aren’t you the guy from The Full Monty?

  • @artstrology
    @artstrology 5 лет назад +6

    An unrelenting recruitment effort on behalf of the US military. That's MCJ-ese for kidnapping.

  • @Scharrer23
    @Scharrer23 Год назад +1

    Would love to rewatch sgu if I didn't know it has no ending..

    • @Call_Me_David
      @Call_Me_David Год назад

      It's the only reason I haven't rewatched it. I remember being so pissed when I found out it was cancelled.

  • @eren34558
    @eren34558 3 года назад

    I remember this on the scifi channel

  • @detsalb5789
    @detsalb5789 10 месяцев назад

    Anyone else really want him to stop by mid step walking up the stairs and trip up?

  • @qdllc
    @qdllc Месяц назад

    You realize they would get more cooperation with NDAs if they just beamed the person up. 😂

  • @WUZLE
    @WUZLE 4 года назад +11

    This show could have been great. Shame they were hellbent on turning it as grimdark as BSG and made almost every character completely unlikeable.

    • @johnmca5643
      @johnmca5643 3 года назад +4

      Eli was likeable. I remember him liking a woman that was likeable. I agree with your statement beyond those two.
      The show lacked the fun characters that SGA had.

    • @TitoTimTravels
      @TitoTimTravels 3 года назад +2

      It was just copying the horrid Battlestar reboot. It was better than BSG, but still not Stargate. But what else would we expect from a channel that forgot how to spell 'sci-fi'. Stupid name change, bad execs, bad TV. Is the channel even still around? 😎

    • @MikolajF
      @MikolajF 3 года назад +2

      i remember i hated all young characters from SGU (except Eli).. especially Matthew Scott and Chloe characters.

    • @Nichi-Ji
      @Nichi-Ji 3 года назад +2

      @@TitoTimTravels BSG was actually an amazing show and one of the most popular on that channel...

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 2 года назад

      That was the whole point and it was like that from the beginning, they didn't "turn it" grimdark.

  • @fredferd965
    @fredferd965 Месяц назад

    Don't you just hate it when that happens.....

  • @heatheradams4221
    @heatheradams4221 19 дней назад

    Everyone seems to get beamed up... to look out the same window. Don't they have any other windows on their space ship.

  • @stevenlapierre9057
    @stevenlapierre9057 Год назад

    A 3 star General shows up on your front door with an nda in hand with a renoun scientist at his heel and you close the door? 😅
    Id sign just out of pure curiosity!

  • @RetroRobotRadio
    @RetroRobotRadio Месяц назад

    The way they treated Eli at first didn't really make any sense. Force him to go to an alien planet but then they don't use him. He just gets to be present when they test his math. They could have tested it without even telling him they exist.

  • @kerryedavis
    @kerryedavis 6 месяцев назад

    Have I missed a lot of comments about how this resembles the start of the original Stargate movie, where Daniel Jackson is recruited into a secret government program because of his ability to translate?

  • @benjaminodonnell258
    @benjaminodonnell258 3 года назад

    Jack did warn him...

  • @jammydodger423
    @jammydodger423 13 лет назад +2

    @Liam0125 I would say no just to see if they would beam me up. Oh well, a man can dream.

  • @bjb7587
    @bjb7587 Год назад

    Funny.

  • @TheLongjohntim
    @TheLongjohntim Год назад

    I wonder if he crapped his pants! I know I would have.

  • @_PJW_
    @_PJW_ Год назад

    That Lieutenant General should have his uniform refitted.

  • @walawala7985
    @walawala7985 Месяц назад

    This really could have been such a great show if they hadn't tried to turn Stargate in to BSG

  • @velocitymg
    @velocitymg Год назад

    Yes, you have won a prize of being on a one way space mission where you are going to sacrifice years of your life just so your crew mates can survive

  • @scotttild
    @scotttild Год назад

    Some prize....should have taken the cash.

  • @amunra4015
    @amunra4015 Год назад

    Geez, was this really 13 years ago?

  • @TheShadokai
    @TheShadokai 3 года назад

    And beamed