No mention of Europe's theft of intellectual property from one Chamba Chingambwe. A genius from Nkota kota who by the age of six had already invented the steam locomotive, the jet aircraft, television and the digital computer. In 1452, aged eight, he went on to discover the beneficial effects of penicillin.
The Scottish never get credit for making the steam engine actually workable at a mass scale. A Scottish guy helped make it where you could actually use it to fully replace manual labor. And I don’t just say that due to my Scottish name. Though I guess I’m English on the other side. Also Irish as it’s Scots-Irish. I mean American but also those things family heritage wise.
@@purromemes7395 ...you can correct comments by pushing the 3 dots that show up when you hold the mouse over your comment. Click on the 3 dots and then on Edit.
I'm disappointed this "history" didn't mention the well known hero of the radical college denizen, one Che Guevara and his "noble" latinX communist brethren.
@@RextheRebel Only once he had stopped radically changing the life chances of the children of the rich in order to equalize their parents' capital - from them to him, of course.
Let's not forget Chairman Mao, that noble person of colour who managed to eradicate Capitalism in China and return his people to an Edenic agrarian paradise. He also got rid of millions of toxically-masculine people. What a hero. If only he were a lesbian, then he's be the perfect human being.
@EndBeginning - We tried, but alas we couldn't get together online for this evening. I already had this video ready for tomorrow. So, I just decided to bring this forward instead,
Shame This Week in History didn't come together, but this was another excellent video, Sirrah! Although I am a bit surprised you missed out the story of how Guenevere and her knights held back the Patriarchy for that 'one brief, shining moment.."
Absolutely brilliant! Kudos on perhaps the best approach to this subject I have ever seen in a video, sarcastic black humour (I imagine that term is now frowned upon, but not knowing a synonym...).
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT ! this commentary should be circulated on all college campuses ,I laughed and at the same time was terrified , what BS are they going to think of next ENT
A Masterpiece! (Damnation) *correction* A Mistresspiece! If those diverse loving counties of peace have the stubborn fortitude of a Wright Brother, well, you know one day they might just succeed in getting one of those rooftop gays to fly...
It sounds like you’ve been collaborating with Shola Mos-Shogbamimu and Kehinde Andrews. Was Diane Abbot and David Lammy there as well? I bet they were, and she make the tea while David bought the Jaffa Cakes (on expenses of course).
Whenever distortion is misinterpreted as perfection and history is but a fantasy, thought by those imperfect and distorted, one witnesses delusion, perversion of the mind. Thanks for the video and a most amusing way of putting a message into words.
This is quite literally what my entire Secondary School history was like, in 10 minutes. Its sad but true and that was 10 years ago I can only imagine how bad it is now.
I can see you have found the magic formula that gets RUclips to promote your work in the algorithm. Well done indeed! It sounds so close to what they actually believe they will never notice m8 ;-)
Good grief, Sir B. If we play the "sayings only introduced into the media vernacular five years past" drinking game, we'll be plastered before the Renaissance! 😆
OK, so he was a self-hating gay who bought into heteronormativity Remember comrade, only when the dustbin of history is full will the revolution be complete.
This video should be banned, it is an outrageous safety hazard. With sarcasm that deep, if you slip into it, you'll die of old age before reaching the bottom.
I am so glad you created this awesome educational video. As a melanin deprived toxic male oppressed by high latitude conformity, I shall eagerly spread this message to the hitherto uninformed masses.
Sounds like a script for an upcoming Monty Python special. Not even the BBC could question its inclusiveness. On the basis of the scripts diversity alone such a movie would automatically qualify for a best movie Oscar nomination. Unfortunately these days, most people would be too stupid to recognize it as parody. It's tenets would virally circulate on Twitter as historical facts and memes before making their way into high school history and civics curriculum.
Thank you, Britisher, for what can only be described as a completely accurate history of the world since time immemorial. I'm sure David Starkey would agree with me on that.
BRITISHER: How did I miss this first time around? It is priceless! And the comments below are just as (what's the word I'm searching for?)......."inappropriate"!
When this actually gets taught to kids in schools. That will be the signal for the Generation ships to break orbit and leave the solar system. Of course before engaging the primary drive. Multiple objects will be launched from the ships to land across the planet. Each with a yield in the multiple kiloton range.
Now now, no need to waste good ordinance as once they see the Generation ships leave after the month long celibration on having won against the White Sis-Gendered Patriarchy... I give them a week before they start 'eating' one another
I don’t understand why your subscribers never grow. Your videos are absolutely top notch. The only thing that makes sense is that you are shadow band. It doesn’t make sense otherwise
@Christian Bayliss - Well, RUclips have a special corner of their version of hell reserved for me. Their key method is to simply deduct traffic. It's done quite blatantly. Two years ago they particularly took against me when my channel in one month suddenly gained a lot of traffic. I've been under the internet equivalent of an artillery barrage ever since. ;)
You realise you could play this video on many UK university campus' now, and half of the lecture theatre wouldn't realise it was satire?
Do it. Put cams on the audience to see who is nodding lol.
Le Sigh....and that is unbelievably SCARY ❗😯
Just UK? Try any university….
No mention of Europe's theft of intellectual property from one Chamba Chingambwe. A genius from Nkota kota who by the age of six had already invented the steam locomotive, the jet aircraft, television and the digital computer. In 1452, aged eight, he went on to discover the beneficial effects of penicillin.
And Michael Jackson was the first man on the moon.
Doesn’t he live on Mars now mining dilithium?
The Scottish never get credit for making the steam engine actually workable at a mass scale. A Scottish guy helped make it where you could actually use it to fully replace manual labor. And I don’t just say that due to my Scottish name. Though I guess I’m English on the other side. Also Irish as it’s Scots-Irish. I mean American but also those things family heritage wise.
British humor can be extremely funny and terrifying and the same time
At the same time*
@@purromemes7395 ...you can correct comments by pushing the 3 dots that show up when you hold the mouse over your comment. Click on the 3 dots and then on Edit.
Why not Herstory? Flagged!
Truly outstanding, this must have taken a good deal of effort.
No cats. Reported.
I'm disappointed this "history" didn't mention the well known hero of the radical college denizen, one Che Guevara and his "noble" latinX communist brethren.
I feel like Che would go ballistic hearing that.
@@RextheRebel Only once he had stopped radically changing the life chances of the children of the rich in order to equalize their parents' capital - from them to him, of course.
Che Loved The LGBT community so much even he shot many to share his love :)
I note a certain Akkadian ruler got the "depraved tyrants introduced patriarchy" line in the voice over. No doubt that was just a coincidence. :)
@James Beach - Purest coincidence, of course... ;)
@@TheBritisher Of course... hehe
Was a nice touch!
He introduced Dadism to the lexicon of privalidge
He was also a garbage human and a Kito fascist. Don't forget.
The dry sarcasm is like massage to my ears.
Let's not forget Chairman Mao, that noble person of colour who managed to eradicate Capitalism in China and return his people to an Edenic agrarian paradise. He also got rid of millions of toxically-masculine people. What a hero.
If only he were a lesbian, then he's be the perfect human being.
Mao did it to consolidate his Stalinist personality cult.
Shame I only get one like! Top work sir.
This sarcasm was so strong I almost spit out my tea
I had a beer in hand and sipped judicially once I saw the video for what it was intended.
I actually laughed out loud several times. This is literally an inverted history spoken of with all the passion and gusto of a real speech. Uncanny.
It's what the English do.
A copy of this text can be found in the lobby of the Wakandan Embassy,
Leftwaffe: "Long ago; everyone lived in harmony... but everything changed when Sargon the Great attacked!" XD
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Long ago, the ¨Nirvana¨ were black females. Untill Metallica attacked...
Carl ?
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He can't keep getting away with this shit!
Leftwaffe🤣🤣
The Britisher, our last best hope.
@Andrew Sheppard - Oh dear, we must be in trouble! :D
@@TheBritisher ra-ther.
Brilliant work, Sir.
4:55 - "grimwhiteness"
"In the grimwhite past, there is only oppression."
"Manspreading around the Mediterranean."
Lost.
I am sad that there's no week in history, but thank you for this Britisher! The sarcasm was exquisite!
@EndBeginning - We tried, but alas we couldn't get together online for this evening. I already had this video ready for tomorrow. So, I just decided to bring this forward instead,
Sarcasm turned up to 11. Excellent.
I never knew that cats had a such rich part in the development of culture. Top cat content yet again.
I missed the cats.
@Trevor Guthrie you has
The best video you or anybody has ever made. Bravo
Shame This Week in History didn't come together, but this was another excellent video, Sirrah!
Although I am a bit surprised you missed out the story of how Guenevere and her knights held back the Patriarchy for that 'one brief, shining moment.."
Great stuff...good luck with the BBC historian job interview tomorrow. :-)👍
Beware what you set forth in the world, this could easy be made into a prologue for the 1619 Foundation fil festival.
Already on it.
I were on my way to re-watch Your video "On Culture - Do White People have no Culture?" and now this!
Will recommend to a friend.
And someone somewhere is now adding this speech to next terms history lesson.
I appreciate the British version of American history. I had no idea the slaves were primarily Wakandan in origin.
Glad you set the record straight britisher, looking around at what the world is doing elsewhere today I was starting to wonder
Absolutely brilliant! Kudos on perhaps the best approach to this subject I have ever seen in a video, sarcastic black humour (I imagine that term is now frowned upon, but not knowing a synonym...).
Pure genius, young fellow, jolly well done!
You could completely (tongue-firmly-in-cheek of course) sell this to the BBC! Top drawer stuff good Sir!
I really enjoyed that. Well written and just the right level of sarcasm. Thank you for producing these. Liked and shared as always.
8:23 "Widely famed for introducing new uses for refrigeration to the African continent." Laughed out loud!
Your best one yet.
Lovely images in this video. Lots of hard work and research.
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT ! this commentary should be circulated on all college campuses ,I laughed and at the same time was terrified , what BS are they going to think of next ENT
Brilliant! Watched it twice in a row. Got yourself a new subscriber, mate! Keep up the great work.
A Masterpiece! (Damnation) *correction*
A Mistresspiece! If those diverse loving counties of peace have the stubborn fortitude of a Wright Brother, well, you know one day they might just succeed in getting one of those rooftop gays to fly...
So, basically, you were reading from a history book used in the college course "Multiculturalism, and the crime of Whiteness"
MULTICULTURALISM AND DIVERSITY ANOMALIES FOR ANTI-WHITE AND GENOCIDE OF WHITES!!
Are we shure the nazis were the first to burn books?
@@vincentadams9569 y'all lie you act like victoms becasue the racsit ideology in your commmunity is called out
It sounds like you’ve been collaborating with Shola Mos-Shogbamimu and Kehinde Andrews. Was Diane Abbot and David Lammy there as well? I bet they were, and she make the tea while David bought the Jaffa Cakes (on expenses of course).
Outstanding. Thank you Sir.
Whenever distortion is misinterpreted as perfection and history is but a fantasy, thought by those imperfect and distorted, one witnesses delusion, perversion of the mind.
Thanks for the video and a most amusing way of putting a message into words.
The saddest part is that literally 50% of the Western population LITERALLY believes this..... unironically.
Brilliant! Laughed out loud. Thank you.
This video made me so happy. Thank you for dismantling the system comrade.
Thank goodness you have mastered the language of the revisionist historians in which you speak. Bravo, again
This is quite literally what my entire Secondary School history was like, in 10 minutes. Its sad but true and that was 10 years ago I can only imagine how bad it is now.
Oh wow! How did I not see this sooner?!!Loved this video!!
I can see you have found the magic formula that gets RUclips to promote your work in the algorithm. Well done indeed!
It sounds so close to what they actually believe they will never notice m8 ;-)
where are the cats?
Keep it coming Britisher
Thank you i needed that
Very creative, you deserve a thumbs up for this.
Thank you for educating sir. I learned a lot from that.
I look forward to discussing this with my Black studies professor.
No Romans chasing a giant joint? Hard pass.
Couldn’t say it any better than General McCarthy. Brilliantly disconcerting.
Pot-bellied Corsican.......😂🤣😂🤣😂 STAHP!
Foreshadowing of GCSE level history, circa 2040.
Try Circa 2025.
Brilliant work sir. You earned a sub.
Good grief, Sir B. If we play the "sayings only introduced into the media vernacular five years past" drinking game, we'll be plastered before the Renaissance! 😆
How did I miss this gem?
Oh it was uploaded yesterday
You should do more history.
this is just pure comedic genius
But Alexander was gay! he was known to have a few male lovers. He may have married a princess but that was for image mainly.
OK, so he was a self-hating gay who bought into heteronormativity
Remember comrade, only when the dustbin of history is full will the revolution be complete.
One of your best.
God level sarcasm. Well done.
Where is Big Red now I wonder? Probably a senior adviser on equity policy to the Trudeau government.
Utterly superb. Liked, saved and subscribed.
how the hell does this not have over a million views?
Brilliant, mate!
I feel a disturbance in the force. As if millions of triggered liberals all started going "rrrreeeeeeeee" at the same time.
funniest thing I've watched for a long time.
This video should be banned, it is an outrageous safety hazard. With sarcasm that deep, if you slip into it, you'll die of old age before reaching the bottom.
I am getting a hint of satire and parody here... but maybe that is just me.
I am so glad you created this awesome educational video.
As a melanin deprived toxic male oppressed by high latitude conformity, I shall eagerly spread this message to the hitherto uninformed masses.
It reminded me of LIFE OF BRYAN needless to say I liked it very well done.
Sounds like a script for an upcoming Monty Python special. Not even the BBC could question its inclusiveness. On the basis of the scripts diversity alone such a movie would automatically qualify for a best movie Oscar nomination. Unfortunately these days, most people would be too stupid to recognize it as parody. It's tenets would virally circulate on Twitter as historical facts and memes before making their way into high school history and civics curriculum.
I don't know how I stumbled upon this video. But I'm dying laughing. This is too funny for RUclips
Don't forget Michael Jackson was the first man on the moon, that's where he learned to moonwalk.
This is amazing.
So this video did hit 10k then. Fuckin quality 🤝
So, when will YT put tags on this because no human could ever guess what this film is really about? :-)
Still criminally underviewed video
Thank you, Britisher, for what can only be described as a completely accurate history of the world since time immemorial. I'm sure David Starkey would agree with me on that.
''... this was the time in wich the song Cumbajah was writen...'' broke me...
You'll have to be careful, the woke don't have a sense of humour or can pick up on sarcasm.
They'll think this is fact🤣🤣💚🇮🇪
This is gold. Well done.
So someone sent you the Professions-edition of a Black Studies textbook?
Listening to you recite all the glorious anti-intellectual pabulum excreted by the wokeists in such a serious way is entirely and utterly sublime.
That was brutal. I loved it thanks.
Brilliantly done sir.
I think I just hit my annual sarcasm quota.
BRITISHER: How did I miss this first time around? It is priceless! And the comments below are just as (what's the word I'm searching for?)......."inappropriate"!
Is this a production of the Babylon bee?
Now this is a work of art.
When this actually gets taught to kids in schools. That will be the signal for the Generation ships to break orbit and leave the solar system. Of course before engaging the primary drive. Multiple objects will be launched from the ships to land across the planet. Each with a yield in the multiple kiloton range.
Now now, no need to waste good ordinance as once they see the Generation ships leave after the month long celibration on having won against the White Sis-Gendered Patriarchy... I give them a week before they start 'eating' one another
I don’t understand why your subscribers never grow. Your videos are absolutely top notch. The only thing that makes sense is that you are shadow band. It doesn’t make sense otherwise
@Christian Bayliss - Well, RUclips have a special corner of their version of hell reserved for me. Their key method is to simply deduct traffic. It's done quite blatantly. Two years ago they particularly took against me when my channel in one month suddenly gained a lot of traffic. I've been under the internet equivalent of an artillery barrage ever since. ;)
Be aware that most of the here presented "history" will be what is taught in history lessons at schools very soon, if not even now.
WELL THEN LET THE FIGHT START