Woke History of the World

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @lesigh1749
    @lesigh1749 3 года назад +119

    You realise you could play this video on many UK university campus' now, and half of the lecture theatre wouldn't realise it was satire?

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 3 года назад +9

      Do it. Put cams on the audience to see who is nodding lol.

    • @Vikingshop
      @Vikingshop 2 года назад +1

      Le Sigh....and that is unbelievably SCARY ❗😯

    • @tombutsch6838
      @tombutsch6838 Год назад +1

      Just UK? Try any university….

  • @keithscott1957
    @keithscott1957 3 года назад +66

    No mention of Europe's theft of intellectual property from one Chamba Chingambwe. A genius from Nkota kota who by the age of six had already invented the steam locomotive, the jet aircraft, television and the digital computer. In 1452, aged eight, he went on to discover the beneficial effects of penicillin.

    • @colinmckay8336
      @colinmckay8336 3 года назад +7

      And Michael Jackson was the first man on the moon.

    • @jamp12008
      @jamp12008 3 года назад +3

      Doesn’t he live on Mars now mining dilithium?

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 2 года назад

      The Scottish never get credit for making the steam engine actually workable at a mass scale. A Scottish guy helped make it where you could actually use it to fully replace manual labor. And I don’t just say that due to my Scottish name. Though I guess I’m English on the other side. Also Irish as it’s Scots-Irish. I mean American but also those things family heritage wise.

  • @purromemes7395
    @purromemes7395 3 года назад +262

    British humor can be extremely funny and terrifying and the same time

    • @purromemes7395
      @purromemes7395 3 года назад +4

      At the same time*

    • @Vikingshop
      @Vikingshop 2 года назад

      @@purromemes7395 ...you can correct comments by pushing the 3 dots that show up when you hold the mouse over your comment. Click on the 3 dots and then on Edit.

  • @reverv
    @reverv 3 года назад +18

    Why not Herstory? Flagged!

  • @kitsimmonds.344
    @kitsimmonds.344 3 года назад +65

    Truly outstanding, this must have taken a good deal of effort.

  • @OfirMusic
    @OfirMusic 3 года назад +17

    No cats. Reported.

  • @chargerfryar
    @chargerfryar 3 года назад +147

    I'm disappointed this "history" didn't mention the well known hero of the radical college denizen, one Che Guevara and his "noble" latinX communist brethren.

    • @RextheRebel
      @RextheRebel 3 года назад +3

      I feel like Che would go ballistic hearing that.

    • @I_Don_t_want_a_handle
      @I_Don_t_want_a_handle 3 года назад +4

      @@RextheRebel Only once he had stopped radically changing the life chances of the children of the rich in order to equalize their parents' capital - from them to him, of course.

    • @Itisjustasaganow
      @Itisjustasaganow 3 года назад +1

      Che Loved The LGBT community so much even he shot many to share his love :)

  • @jamesbeach7405
    @jamesbeach7405 3 года назад +159

    I note a certain Akkadian ruler got the "depraved tyrants introduced patriarchy" line in the voice over. No doubt that was just a coincidence. :)

    • @TheBritisher
      @TheBritisher  3 года назад +58

      @James Beach - Purest coincidence, of course... ;)

    • @jamesbeach7405
      @jamesbeach7405 3 года назад +10

      @@TheBritisher Of course... hehe

    • @EndsBeginning
      @EndsBeginning 3 года назад +7

      Was a nice touch!

    • @tommyrotton9468
      @tommyrotton9468 3 года назад +12

      He introduced Dadism to the lexicon of privalidge

    • @wun1gee
      @wun1gee 3 года назад +9

      He was also a garbage human and a Kito fascist. Don't forget.

  • @GeneralTantzu
    @GeneralTantzu 3 года назад +24

    The dry sarcasm is like massage to my ears.

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 3 года назад +8

    Let's not forget Chairman Mao, that noble person of colour who managed to eradicate Capitalism in China and return his people to an Edenic agrarian paradise. He also got rid of millions of toxically-masculine people. What a hero.
    If only he were a lesbian, then he's be the perfect human being.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 3 года назад

      Mao did it to consolidate his Stalinist personality cult.

  • @philc4661
    @philc4661 3 года назад +48

    Shame I only get one like! Top work sir.

  • @supergendou
    @supergendou 3 года назад +27

    This sarcasm was so strong I almost spit out my tea

    • @RichardDanielli
      @RichardDanielli 3 года назад

      I had a beer in hand and sipped judicially once I saw the video for what it was intended.

  • @KronosSion
    @KronosSion 3 года назад +54

    I actually laughed out loud several times. This is literally an inverted history spoken of with all the passion and gusto of a real speech. Uncanny.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 3 года назад +1

      It's what the English do.

  • @TMacca-yv1lb
    @TMacca-yv1lb 3 года назад +10

    A copy of this text can be found in the lobby of the Wakandan Embassy,

  • @jimtaylor294
    @jimtaylor294 3 года назад +77

    Leftwaffe: "Long ago; everyone lived in harmony... but everything changed when Sargon the Great attacked!" XD

  • @andrewsheppard3189
    @andrewsheppard3189 3 года назад +13

    The Britisher, our last best hope.

    • @TheBritisher
      @TheBritisher  3 года назад +3

      @Andrew Sheppard - Oh dear, we must be in trouble! :D

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 3 года назад

      @@TheBritisher ra-ther.

  • @YourMissingEyeBrow
    @YourMissingEyeBrow 3 года назад +16

    Brilliant work, Sir.

  • @caleb-hines
    @caleb-hines 3 года назад +12

    4:55 - "grimwhiteness"
    "In the grimwhite past, there is only oppression."

  • @jinzo457
    @jinzo457 3 года назад +10

    "Manspreading around the Mediterranean."
    Lost.

  • @EndsBeginning
    @EndsBeginning 3 года назад +12

    I am sad that there's no week in history, but thank you for this Britisher! The sarcasm was exquisite!

    • @TheBritisher
      @TheBritisher  3 года назад +3

      @EndBeginning - We tried, but alas we couldn't get together online for this evening. I already had this video ready for tomorrow. So, I just decided to bring this forward instead,

  • @stumccabe
    @stumccabe 3 года назад +6

    Sarcasm turned up to 11. Excellent.

  • @theskepticalapple4203
    @theskepticalapple4203 3 года назад +18

    I never knew that cats had a such rich part in the development of culture. Top cat content yet again.

  • @stme5067
    @stme5067 3 года назад +7

    The best video you or anybody has ever made. Bravo

  • @archercolin6339
    @archercolin6339 3 года назад +9

    Shame This Week in History didn't come together, but this was another excellent video, Sirrah!
    Although I am a bit surprised you missed out the story of how Guenevere and her knights held back the Patriarchy for that 'one brief, shining moment.."

  • @shaunchilds499
    @shaunchilds499 3 года назад +7

    Great stuff...good luck with the BBC historian job interview tomorrow. :-)👍

  • @murgoot3336
    @murgoot3336 3 года назад +28

    Beware what you set forth in the world, this could easy be made into a prologue for the 1619 Foundation fil festival.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 3 года назад +1

      Already on it.

  • @Bearded_Tattooed_Guy
    @Bearded_Tattooed_Guy 3 года назад +15

    I were on my way to re-watch Your video "On Culture - Do White People have no Culture?" and now this!
    Will recommend to a friend.

  • @untamedpotato2776
    @untamedpotato2776 3 года назад +48

    And someone somewhere is now adding this speech to next terms history lesson.

  • @TGuard00014
    @TGuard00014 3 года назад +10

    I appreciate the British version of American history. I had no idea the slaves were primarily Wakandan in origin.

  • @danielbyrne5402
    @danielbyrne5402 3 года назад +2

    Glad you set the record straight britisher, looking around at what the world is doing elsewhere today I was starting to wonder

  • @adrianvanlyere7235
    @adrianvanlyere7235 3 года назад +4

    Absolutely brilliant! Kudos on perhaps the best approach to this subject I have ever seen in a video, sarcastic black humour (I imagine that term is now frowned upon, but not knowing a synonym...).

  • @alanplumbridge9097
    @alanplumbridge9097 3 года назад +6

    Pure genius, young fellow, jolly well done!

  • @roryt9751
    @roryt9751 3 года назад +2

    You could completely (tongue-firmly-in-cheek of course) sell this to the BBC! Top drawer stuff good Sir!

  • @skeptock3205
    @skeptock3205 3 года назад +1

    I really enjoyed that. Well written and just the right level of sarcasm. Thank you for producing these. Liked and shared as always.

  • @ericrees4183
    @ericrees4183 3 года назад +3

    8:23 "Widely famed for introducing new uses for refrigeration to the African continent." Laughed out loud!

  • @leiathedog999
    @leiathedog999 3 года назад +4

    Your best one yet.

  • @raypurchase801
    @raypurchase801 3 года назад +2

    Lovely images in this video. Lots of hard work and research.

  • @claudiachurch4285
    @claudiachurch4285 3 года назад

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT ! this commentary should be circulated on all college campuses ,I laughed and at the same time was terrified , what BS are they going to think of next ENT

  • @vladimirdramicanin4253
    @vladimirdramicanin4253 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant! Watched it twice in a row. Got yourself a new subscriber, mate! Keep up the great work.

  • @akashahuja2346
    @akashahuja2346 3 года назад +7

    A Masterpiece! (Damnation) *correction*
    A Mistresspiece! If those diverse loving counties of peace have the stubborn fortitude of a Wright Brother, well, you know one day they might just succeed in getting one of those rooftop gays to fly...

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 года назад +74

    So, basically, you were reading from a history book used in the college course "Multiculturalism, and the crime of Whiteness"

    • @vincentadams9569
      @vincentadams9569 3 года назад +1

      MULTICULTURALISM AND DIVERSITY ANOMALIES FOR ANTI-WHITE AND GENOCIDE OF WHITES!!

    • @anderstopansson
      @anderstopansson 3 года назад +1

      Are we shure the nazis were the first to burn books?

    • @hbsupreme1499
      @hbsupreme1499 3 года назад

      @@vincentadams9569 y'all lie you act like victoms becasue the racsit ideology in your commmunity is called out

  • @alanwilton6806
    @alanwilton6806 3 года назад +3

    It sounds like you’ve been collaborating with Shola Mos-Shogbamimu and Kehinde Andrews. Was Diane Abbot and David Lammy there as well? I bet they were, and she make the tea while David bought the Jaffa Cakes (on expenses of course).

  • @fredericksaxton3991
    @fredericksaxton3991 3 года назад +4

    Outstanding. Thank you Sir.

  • @markusschwein3895
    @markusschwein3895 3 года назад +2

    Whenever distortion is misinterpreted as perfection and history is but a fantasy, thought by those imperfect and distorted, one witnesses delusion, perversion of the mind.
    Thanks for the video and a most amusing way of putting a message into words.

  • @scythianking7315
    @scythianking7315 3 года назад +3

    The saddest part is that literally 50% of the Western population LITERALLY believes this..... unironically.

  • @martinwalker3497
    @martinwalker3497 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant! Laughed out loud. Thank you.

  • @joshwelbaum
    @joshwelbaum 3 года назад +2

    This video made me so happy. Thank you for dismantling the system comrade.

  • @timcornish2788
    @timcornish2788 3 года назад +3

    Thank goodness you have mastered the language of the revisionist historians in which you speak. Bravo, again

  • @shepfacexl
    @shepfacexl 3 года назад +4

    This is quite literally what my entire Secondary School history was like, in 10 minutes. Its sad but true and that was 10 years ago I can only imagine how bad it is now.

  • @michellewest6439
    @michellewest6439 3 года назад +1

    Oh wow! How did I not see this sooner?!!Loved this video!!

  • @peacemaker6662
    @peacemaker6662 3 года назад +9

    I can see you have found the magic formula that gets RUclips to promote your work in the algorithm. Well done indeed!
    It sounds so close to what they actually believe they will never notice m8 ;-)

  • @TheAfmart
    @TheAfmart 3 года назад +6

    where are the cats?

  • @peter3835
    @peter3835 3 года назад +2

    Keep it coming Britisher

  • @darcydomanko6396
    @darcydomanko6396 3 года назад

    Thank you i needed that

  • @heilong79
    @heilong79 3 года назад +1

    Very creative, you deserve a thumbs up for this.

  • @chriscondon1029
    @chriscondon1029 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for educating sir. I learned a lot from that.
    I look forward to discussing this with my Black studies professor.

  • @WoefulPie
    @WoefulPie 3 года назад +38

    No Romans chasing a giant joint? Hard pass.

  • @johnalexander5535
    @johnalexander5535 3 года назад +2

    Couldn’t say it any better than General McCarthy. Brilliantly disconcerting.

  • @ExceptionalPleb
    @ExceptionalPleb 3 года назад +4

    Pot-bellied Corsican.......😂🤣😂🤣😂 STAHP!

  • @j0hnf_uk
    @j0hnf_uk 3 года назад +7

    Foreshadowing of GCSE level history, circa 2040.

  • @doomergoythehammer3020
    @doomergoythehammer3020 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant work sir. You earned a sub.

  • @VixGB
    @VixGB 3 года назад +1

    Good grief, Sir B. If we play the "sayings only introduced into the media vernacular five years past" drinking game, we'll be plastered before the Renaissance! 😆

  • @YC-ls4yx
    @YC-ls4yx 3 года назад +1

    How did I miss this gem?
    Oh it was uploaded yesterday

  • @billyb6001
    @billyb6001 3 года назад +11

    You should do more history.

  • @alpayne6447
    @alpayne6447 3 года назад

    this is just pure comedic genius

  • @clxwncrxwn
    @clxwncrxwn 3 года назад +8

    But Alexander was gay! he was known to have a few male lovers. He may have married a princess but that was for image mainly.

    • @diegedankensindfrei2872
      @diegedankensindfrei2872 3 года назад +3

      OK, so he was a self-hating gay who bought into heteronormativity
      Remember comrade, only when the dustbin of history is full will the revolution be complete.

  • @anne9827
    @anne9827 3 года назад +2

    One of your best.

  • @broomfs
    @broomfs 3 года назад +1

    God level sarcasm. Well done.

  • @panderjitsinghvv8199
    @panderjitsinghvv8199 3 года назад +1

    Where is Big Red now I wonder? Probably a senior adviser on equity policy to the Trudeau government.

  • @Canalcoholic
    @Canalcoholic 2 года назад

    Utterly superb. Liked, saved and subscribed.

  • @rosaatra2198
    @rosaatra2198 3 года назад +1

    how the hell does this not have over a million views?

  • @laszlosandor4870
    @laszlosandor4870 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant, mate!

  • @Bloodsaber64
    @Bloodsaber64 3 года назад +4

    I feel a disturbance in the force. As if millions of triggered liberals all started going "rrrreeeeeeeee" at the same time.

  • @geoffhoughton7064
    @geoffhoughton7064 3 года назад +2

    funniest thing I've watched for a long time.

  • @karisvenner3892
    @karisvenner3892 3 года назад +28

    This video should be banned, it is an outrageous safety hazard. With sarcasm that deep, if you slip into it, you'll die of old age before reaching the bottom.

  • @emgooser
    @emgooser 3 года назад +4

    I am getting a hint of satire and parody here... but maybe that is just me.

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 3 года назад +3

    I am so glad you created this awesome educational video.
    As a melanin deprived toxic male oppressed by high latitude conformity, I shall eagerly spread this message to the hitherto uninformed masses.

  • @shirleyspragg4901
    @shirleyspragg4901 3 года назад +2

    It reminded me of LIFE OF BRYAN needless to say I liked it very well done.

  • @ltravail
    @ltravail 3 года назад +4

    Sounds like a script for an upcoming Monty Python special. Not even the BBC could question its inclusiveness. On the basis of the scripts diversity alone such a movie would automatically qualify for a best movie Oscar nomination. Unfortunately these days, most people would be too stupid to recognize it as parody. It's tenets would virally circulate on Twitter as historical facts and memes before making their way into high school history and civics curriculum.

  • @gabeclaufredd1099
    @gabeclaufredd1099 3 года назад +1

    I don't know how I stumbled upon this video. But I'm dying laughing. This is too funny for RUclips

  • @colinmckay8336
    @colinmckay8336 3 года назад +3

    Don't forget Michael Jackson was the first man on the moon, that's where he learned to moonwalk.

  • @gamingscotsmanOG
    @gamingscotsmanOG 3 года назад +2

    This is amazing.

  • @jamp12008
    @jamp12008 3 года назад +2

    So this video did hit 10k then. Fuckin quality 🤝

  • @craigjovanovich6450
    @craigjovanovich6450 3 года назад +10

    So, when will YT put tags on this because no human could ever guess what this film is really about? :-)

  • @vladimirdramicanin4253
    @vladimirdramicanin4253 2 года назад

    Still criminally underviewed video

  • @richardlbowles
    @richardlbowles 3 года назад +2

    Thank you, Britisher, for what can only be described as a completely accurate history of the world since time immemorial. I'm sure David Starkey would agree with me on that.

  • @_Curanes_Rex
    @_Curanes_Rex 3 года назад +1

    ''... this was the time in wich the song Cumbajah was writen...'' broke me...

  • @faaroncarthy680
    @faaroncarthy680 3 года назад +4

    You'll have to be careful, the woke don't have a sense of humour or can pick up on sarcasm.
    They'll think this is fact🤣🤣💚🇮🇪

  • @bobbybee2975
    @bobbybee2975 3 года назад +1

    This is gold. Well done.

  • @wun1gee
    @wun1gee 3 года назад +4

    So someone sent you the Professions-edition of a Black Studies textbook?

  • @serafine666
    @serafine666 3 года назад +2

    Listening to you recite all the glorious anti-intellectual pabulum excreted by the wokeists in such a serious way is entirely and utterly sublime.

  • @Hartlor_Tayley
    @Hartlor_Tayley 3 года назад +1

    That was brutal. I loved it thanks.

  • @KurttankT
    @KurttankT 2 года назад

    Brilliantly done sir.

  • @JoacinoDaGona
    @JoacinoDaGona 3 года назад +1

    I think I just hit my annual sarcasm quota.

  • @Mark_Dyer1
    @Mark_Dyer1 Год назад

    BRITISHER: How did I miss this first time around? It is priceless! And the comments below are just as (what's the word I'm searching for?)......."inappropriate"!

  • @jeniacessrpr2153
    @jeniacessrpr2153 3 года назад +2

    Is this a production of the Babylon bee?

  • @gamingking1
    @gamingking1 3 года назад +2

    Now this is a work of art.

  • @jonmcgee6987
    @jonmcgee6987 3 года назад +1

    When this actually gets taught to kids in schools. That will be the signal for the Generation ships to break orbit and leave the solar system. Of course before engaging the primary drive. Multiple objects will be launched from the ships to land across the planet. Each with a yield in the multiple kiloton range.

    • @MasterLittica
      @MasterLittica 3 года назад

      Now now, no need to waste good ordinance as once they see the Generation ships leave after the month long celibration on having won against the White Sis-Gendered Patriarchy... I give them a week before they start 'eating' one another

  • @christianbayliss6335
    @christianbayliss6335 3 года назад +1

    I don’t understand why your subscribers never grow. Your videos are absolutely top notch. The only thing that makes sense is that you are shadow band. It doesn’t make sense otherwise

    • @TheBritisher
      @TheBritisher  3 года назад +1

      @Christian Bayliss - Well, RUclips have a special corner of their version of hell reserved for me. Their key method is to simply deduct traffic. It's done quite blatantly. Two years ago they particularly took against me when my channel in one month suddenly gained a lot of traffic. I've been under the internet equivalent of an artillery barrage ever since. ;)

  • @frankfalkenberg2276
    @frankfalkenberg2276 3 года назад +27

    Be aware that most of the here presented "history" will be what is taught in history lessons at schools very soon, if not even now.