If We Could Witness Any Historical Event
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- Опубликовано: 8 авг 2020
- Who knew that diving deep into science, religion, and aliens would open a door to vulnerability and introspection? R&L each discuss 3 historical events that they would go back in time to witness and why in this episode of Ear Biscuits!
EB #249, Original Release Date: 08/03/2020
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The amount of overthinking they’re doing about shorts on camera 😂 on a show where their legs are usually hidden
It took 200 years to build the pyramids until Link went back in time and showed them the right way to do it.
If Link had been there it would have taken 300 years.
25:36
Lmao😂
You mean, Another Way :P
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Very few people will understand when I mention “wearing mental shorts” in the GMMores, but boi will it be a great inside joke
See you in the comments then 😌
“You should look at the Cambrian explosion on my right thigh” -Link Neal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seeing how the pyramids were built isn’t stupid. It’s a huge question about human civilization.
I’d also want to see how the head statues on Easter Island got there.
Or see what actually happened to Amelia Earhart.
I’m pretty sure people know how the statues got there. For the sake of the comment, people went out the the island by boat and when they got there it was like an oasis. It had plenty of trees, food etc. And as the civilization grew they ran out of food and they all starved to death and died. And all that was left were the heads.
Also scientists have found out Amelia Earhart crash landed on an island, then at some point she died of starvation on that island
@@liambrubach2922 She was eaten by giant crabs.
I was thinking that maybe I would go back to NASA the moment when everyone who worked to put humans on the moon found out a man was officially on the moon. The euphoria in that room would be amazing
All the guys on the sound stage must have been hyped that their ruse worked
would want to go to the moon. for evidence
@@LuckyLuch1 🙄🙄🤦♀️🤦♀️
So a movie set?
Vaca Verde It literally doesn’t make sense of why they would record it.
Link is rocking a nice tan omg
Started with gmm, but I fell in love with Ear Biscuits ❤️ this is legitimately my favorite content from these two 🙏🏻 thank you.
Egyptian here, you can definitely wear shorts, short shorts even😂
“They chafe my crescent.”
-Link 2020
I would want to find out what really happened to the Roanoke colony, and what happened to the crew of the Marie Celeste.
That’s a great one!
Oh dude, imagine finding out what happened with the Philadelphia experiment
Oh Roanoke... That's a good one!!
@duckpondwithoutducks This is just another theory, but it's the best one that they have rn. Apparently there was alcohol on the ship and the people felt that the ship was going to catch on fire. So they got into life boats and tied ropes to the ship, but the ropes ended up snapping and all they could do was watch their ship and all of their goods sail away without them.
I’m pretty sure the mystery is already solved. The Croatoans were at war with the Secotans and the English settlers helped them. The survivors of the colony left to assimilate with the natives Croatoans on Hatteras Island. It was later documented that there were descendants of the natives and colonists with blue eyes. The famous “CROATOAN” carving left on the tree very clearly points to this as well.
Also as someone who is Agnostic, I really appreciate that little discussion that was fused with your first answer! So many curiosities about the world, so little definitive answers!
okay i’ve gotta say it, links shorts are much more stylish than rhetts
Maky Haynes no they are way to short
Mr Swede not in 2020. Links shorts are perfectly stylish
Niki I do see how the world got turned upside down in 2020
Niki It’s literally swimsuit shorts. No, to both of you. Not more stylish
Van Jaylon I’m talking about the length. Which is what I thought was in contention here.
54:08 funnily enough, the first music was probably more percussive/chant-like, and less melodic in nature. It would be hilarious if the first music was some random caveman belting out the melody to smoke on the water or something 😅
the first music was identical to the among us musical
I would donate serious money(if I had it) at an auction to be able to sit and talk like this with them for an hour or two. Also, I love when Rhett says something silly in the midst of a serious discussion
Rhett, a hopeful agnostic: "I want to go back to events that could prove or disprove the existence of God."
Me, a devout Catholic: "I wanna be at Wembley for Live Aid in 1985."
_Priorities._
and see queen
Mines similar 😂😂😂
@@callmeturg Among every other artist who was there, yes. Assuming we go by Link's 24-hour rule, I'd love to see the whole event. David Bowie, Paul McCartney, Elton John, and yes, of course, Queen.
MattChats me too
I literally said that, long live Queen!
if u guys wanna run the ac and not have it affect the sound run Nvidia RTX VOICE it will learn your voices and cancel out not only the sound of the air conditioner but any other noise
is this an ad? lol jk
Or use noise reduction in audacity.
@@0ia Doubtful that it's as effective as something built specifically into an RTX GPU which can do some insane shit, though it might be really close. Plus, there are definitely other professional sound editing solutions out there much more powerful than Audacity that have a better noise reduction feature, right?
@@eonnephilim852 Audacity works well. I've used it myself. I gave it as an alternative option, not the thing you have to use.
Oooo an ad in the comments 😮😮
That new intro was smooth. Always look forward to a new ear biscuits.
I don’t like it
I love it!
When Link talked about miracles I seriously thought he'd go for Moses cuz' of his first event involving the pyramids. Plus, seeing a big body of water get split so thousands could pass would be undeniable proof of something supernatural.
For 3 Historical events:
1) I wanna see the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
2) Queen's Live Aid performance
3) Lapu-Lapu VS Magellan
I️ want link to know that those shorts are in now so he’s doing great
Welll a little too short.
@@Jackmitchhell not in Europe :P
@@Jackmitchhell not in the tropics lmao
@@Jackmitchhell Not in Australia! :)
@@shalinipehrinparaj4670 Hahaha I apologize. I didn’t realize how prominent short shorts were all’s round the world. In America people seem to just be catching on to the 5.5 inseam!
Hey guys, it's summer still, get your shorts on before it's too chilly
Rhett goes back in time to the begging of the universe and accidentally bursts his saftey bubble with his sharp weenis creating the big bang. True story...
Link stands up and I hear:
[Chorus]
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
They're such short shorts
We like short shorts
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
Dang Nair commercial........in my mind now!!!
Poison ivy spreads when you’ve scratched the spot that you came in contact with the plant and then scratched another spot on your body. The oil from the plant gets up under your fingernails and you end up scratching and creating micro tears in your skin where the oil gets into and then boom... poison ivy rash EVERYWHERE 🥴🥴🥴
I'm so glad that stuff doesn't effect my husband our son and myself, my sister's fiance in the other hand can't even look at it or he gets it 😂
Exactly. My sister, who is a landscaper, gets it and it webs her hands and makes parts of her body swell. It's insane. But, if she constantly washes her hands and wears protective clothing, she's good. (Wearing a turtleneck, jeans and gloves isn't always a possibility when working in the summer sun.) I'm honestly shocked she's still a landscaper with how often and how badly she gets it.
My husband uses Tecnu Extreme. It scrubs off the oils right after you get it. Works very well.
I live in the UK, so the first time I heard of poison Ivy was from Bat Man 🙈😂 so thank you for explaining!
this was a really fun episode! i like how they still talk so openly about their beliefs. i look forward to the alien episode though!!
my head when link was talking about being in the recording studio: “I wanna be in the room where it happened”
I would go back 20,000 years to witness the Lascaux cave paintings being created.
Thinking about it a bit more, i’d love to witness king arthur and how he came to be the once and future king, plus if merlin truly existed that would blow my mind away knowing how merlin and king Arthur shaped the myths and legends of england into what they are today
Link’s shorts are better.
"They chafe my crescent" - Link Neal / 2020
Rhett - I’m sorry people think you need to be one “label” or the other. Me, I’m glad you put your spin on it. I’ve been trying for a long time to figure out how to describe how I feel about religion “Hopeful Agnostic” is perfect. I believe in God but ultimately believe they just want us to be kind to one another. Gave us the freedom of choice in hopes we would follow them and do what is thoughtful and kind hearted. I don’t believe in those people who say they are religious but then tear you down- it contradicts Gods teachings.
I would watch the first episode of GMM live in their studio
"WILL IT TACO!!!"
@@dabunnyrabbit2620 das not the first gmm episode
@@dabunnyrabbit2620 Their first episode of GMM was the morning routine episode... Not will it taco...
Season 1 and 2 were completely different than any other season IMO.
@@backtomars233 its gotten progressively different. For many different reasons. 1 is because their audience has gotten progressively different. And they've evolved right along side them
I want to see how Stonehenge is made.
1- I love Rhett's idea of going to right before the big bang.
2- Stonehenge how did they build it?
3- Woodstock while it was probably miserable with all the rain and mud I'd love to be able to say I saw it
I love these types of Ear Biscuits! I like them all, but it’s so fun hearing you guys talk about history or anything in this listical fashion! Reminds me of old GMM where you both would just discuss random topics 😊
Thank you so much guys for doing an Ear Biscuits on this! I really enjoyed your in depth answers
been waiting a whole week for that shorts part
This is my first episode of Ear Biscuits and I absolutely love it. Is it always this relaxed and deep? I'm really into Rhett and Link being this chill
I love this episode. Saying this bit over halfway through.
My point to Rhett would be that if it WERE aliens, all you're doing is moving the thought process over a step. Where did they come from? Who created them? It reminds me of the thought process some people had (WAY back when) that the Earth balanced on the back of a turtle with each turtle resting on top of another turtle. What is the bottom turtle resting on?
One of my temptations would be to see how and why they built Stonehenge. See it being used.
Biggest temptation for me would be the construction of Oak Island. Filling between the two islands to make the swamp, the tunnels, etcetera. Why was it constructed as well as how. What was there before it was destroyed or taken away. I don't think much usable is left. Now I am behind and have to finish the last season. I want to know all the answers and actually seeing the work be done would be amazing.
I would never have thought on a religious level - intriguing to think of though. I love geology, history, mythology as they apply to religion, etc. They both raised excellent points.
I agree with Link. I'd have to have a music related one. Holding to their 24 hr theory, I'd love to have a day in New York's folk Greenwich Village scene in the 60s. Bob Dylan, The Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem, etc.
I absolutely LOVE these deeper conversations ever since the lost years series! It's 100% my favorite part of the R&L universe! Thank you, again, for sharing!!
It’s been a long time since I’ve listened to one of these.. you guys make mornings so much better
I'm so glad you guys are back! Yea for catching up on episodes! 🥰❤💛❤🥰
one of my absolute favorite podcasts, 3 weeks without you were genuinely quite sad😂 thanks for all the great conversations
37:02 Joe Rogan has entered the chat: "You guys say DMT?" 🤣
What about the extinction of dinosaurs...assuming im invincible
this was a great episode!! also, i just wanna say i love listening to ear biscuits as i work on projects. it seriously helps me focus. im looking forward to your podcast about the different dimensions. me and my friend have been talking about that from time to time lately and it'd be interesting to know your takes on it
Link, thank you for this rec - I will be getting some of these almonds! Also, it might be fun to have a GMM ep about which blue diamond almond flavour is the best one. : )
11:50 Okay, Rhett. CALM DOWN THERE lmao
I was hoping someone else commented about this 😂😂😂😂LOL
so i'm a egyptian and pyramids are still a mystery to us egyptians ..and yeah you can wear shorts rhett but i think it would be better to visit when it's cold because summer here is horrible !!
this exact question was one of the Stanford application short answer questions last year and my answer to it was exactly what link said about the Egyptian pyramids
4:00 I've been wondering about my running shorts lately. how weird (yet frequent) that gMm mentions it specifically.
Totally worth watching the video version to see those shorts. I love them link, don’t ever change
I would go back to see when Moses split the sea in half
That must have been so amazing to see in person!
Good grief, It’s a myth!
Peacock Feathers if it was real
Not Mick Blotters *egyptians
oh guys... So nice that you are making these videos. I was watching you since the beginning... Now I don't watch as much of GMM since it kinda changed the format - and you guys only eat stuff xD (which is a good moment to mention that I miss other - more creative and spontaneous themes for GMM videos)... But anyways, now I watch this format more and I really enjoy it! I'm glad you are out there still working hard! Hopefully for many many years more! 🍀🍺🍺
I just want to know if Babe Ruth actually called his shot or not. I want to believe that he did, but I'd know for sure
I think Ear Biscuits is my favorite thing they do these days. // I would go to the Queen concert at Wembley in 1986. But also now I'm really interested in researching the building of the pyramids.
I just listened to 5 ear biscuits in a row to catch up... looks like I’ve got another one 😃
When will the vlog be back? I keep hoping to see one. Love you guys! And btw I finally got the I Am A Mythical Beast bumper sticker and love it!
i loooooooooove gmmore for the shorts mentality.
Hey yall. Rhett, Link, Chase, Stevey Josh. Yall mean so much to me. I live alone with my 2 rescue dogs and my service dog. Yell are helping me everyday. I bought the "Who" t shirt. Everyday I get up to GMM. Yall are amazing. Just smile and be honest.
2:43 you could actually make a version of the podcast when you’re drunk like cold ones cause that would be entertaining.
The difference though, is that these guys don’t need alcohol to be entertaining
I don’t think drinking that often would be healthy
Lydia The Floridian I meant just like a One time thing like a subscriber special or something like that
Beer Biscuits
See Ser Frederick gets it
from what i remember from when i was in a zoology class, our current explanation for the cambrian explosion is post development of photosynthesis, the photosynthetic bacteria eventually building up oxygen in the atmosphere over millions of years, and then eventually there was suddenly enough oxygen in the atmosphere to support multiple lineages of aerobically respiring organisms , and these organisms arose relatively quickly due to the efficiency and resource availability afforded to them due to the fact of aerobic respiration . it made it possible to have larger body sizes, increased activity, increased everything as it’s much more efficient than anaerobic respiration. hence, a relative “explosion”. and then some of these organisms preyed on some of the others, and it was a speedway of filling different niches
I also asked this question on Twitter. Love these kinds of topics.
What would Rhett think, if he went back to that "time" before the theoretical Big Bang, and saw someone making popcorn on their stove, a kernel jumps out of the pot, explodes, and creates our Universe? In Quantum Multiverse Theory, it's totally possible. #EarBiscuits
So whenever i eat popcorn i eat a universe?
@@ethanaquino7027 Anything is possible. :)
@@celticlass8573 did we just start a popcorn religion?
I’m gonna use that analogy now. Every time I’m more relaxed/creative I’m gonna say I’ve put on my mental shorts.
My first thought was going to Live Aid but resurrection's cool too lol
Who would you wanna meet is a whole other question. If you could have a conversation with a historical figure that would make an interesting podcast.
Seeing this much of links legs will haunt me for ever.
When I saw the title, my mind also went to the beginning of the universe and beginning of life. But the biogenesis would be impossible to see with the naked eye. I would need to have the equipment and know exactly where it happened.
Archimedes Quotes
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.
31:31. I’ve never watched ear biscuits till right now. I always start them up and play games or something else. I’m gunna watch this, tho.
Earliest I’ve ever been to an ear biscuits, love not being able to fall asleep 😂
Bruh me rn
Yess brooo
My favourite ear biscuit of all time. More of this please. .
16:10 its a good thing y'all have your invincibility bubbles cause that would vaporize you then vaporize what's left and then vaporize that
As an egyptian mythical beast, please guys hurry up and come to Egypt😭 link you’re got to investigate the pyramids up close asap lol and YES you can wear shorts in pretty much everywhere in egypt so don’t worry about that
I would go back and see the battle between the 300 Spartans against the Persians
Well also like 10000 macedonians and other greeks :P
Sounds cool on paper but real life war would be really disturbing to most people
Yeah 300 Spartans and the 10,000 something troops they picked up along the way to fight the Persians.
Tbh that might scar you forever. I cannot imagine how bloody and gross it was.
@@Jackmitchhell People are hardcore until things get hardcore.
Will y'all add "conversation breaks" to the timeline for the video? I noticed it on SmoshCast today and they're incredibly helpful (especially when I can't watch in one sitting). Thank you!
Wish their bread and butter was ear biscuits so I could just listen to them talk more. I laugh the hardest at ear biscuits now-a-days
i am loving this episodes ❤️
Stopped to look up Link's favorite Merle Haggard song. Wasn't disappointed. I listened to it twice, now back to the biscuit.
I understand Link, my level of enjoyment has gone down too. You two do help though so thank you for that.
I got an ad for the blue diamond almonds right after this video. I said nothing about them. Scary.
god lit the fuse with a blunt
In regards to Rhett's idea of visiting the big bang, I definitely recommend reading Isaac Asimov's short story The Last Question. It's a quick read but definitely plays with the idea of creation/destruction.
Intresting. Good episode.
Omg i missed you guys!!!
I'd go and be present for the the fall of the wall. I remember seeing it on TV as a kid, but to actually be there would be pretty cool.
I always know the answer to that question or similar ones, I would visit Hanging Gardens of Babylon, no hesistation.
"Ogg on the water and fire...". WHAT!? LOOK FIRE!!! Yes, THAT moment!
Intro feels fantastic
That’s strange that Link said that short shorts were from the mid 90’s. To me, the mid 90’s was when baggy jean shorts became popular. Short shorts like that were like what my Dad would wear in the 80’s.
I would go back in time to see battles in the Colosseum
Short shorts are so nice on everybody, you go Link!
Glad to see the legs link. Rock those shorts
Benadryl! This was the only relief I had up my whole leg!
Listening to the short debate now after seeing Link in his short short and a nightie shirt is funny.
I gotta love Rhett recalling Loch used to say ,* awalins*.
Kimberley asked a question and got an hour long response 😂
Omg i cant believe this im the Kimberley who asked and im freaking out 😂
@@KimberleyW Great question! If you don't mind sharing, what is your answer?
@@gardenlover9663 Thank you 🙂. And of course, In no particular order as i cant really choose:
1 - The creation of the Stone Henge
2 - The moon landing
3 - I would also like to witness the big bang if thats possible in any way
@@KimberleyW Thanks for sharing your answers.
@@KimberleyW in your hypothetical, are we allowed to witness future events bound to happen? Like seeing the andromeda galaxy collide with ours
The Egyptian pyramids, that’s where I’d go. We still have no idea how they were made and it’s an amazing accomplishment. I’d like to view a couple thousand year span with a remote during that time
There's lots of ideas on how it was done
Stag'O Chee se lots of ideas yes, but none explain how it was accomplished which we can’t currently achieve
lol immediately burst into laughter when link got up to show his shorts