@@whoviansforlife6636 I was introduced about 5-6 years back, when I was eight I'm pretty sure, and I live David's doctor. I never liked River Song/Melody Pond though.
@@Thrashmojo1 No, Henry V, who fought the French way back when during the 100 years war spoke Middle English. Shakespeare spoke early modern English, hence why we understand what is spoken in Romeo and Juliet almost perfectly! English has lived a very long time, and has changed the most during several specific events: -- English was the language spoken by the Anglo-Saxons, when they first arrived and settled English. Although we share words, English back then was extremely Germanic, with little foreign influence. This is *Old English*, and if you Google it, and you'll find that it's likely you won't understand it. Beowulf was written in Old English (although you probably find translations, today), back by the Anglo-Saxons. -- Then, the Normans came. They spoke a dialect of Old French, as the were Norsemen who were given land in France, where they settled in return of accepting Christianity, and adopting French. When William the Conqueror invaded England in 1066, the English language was changed drastically. Many, many Norman, French words, and words of Latin origin entered the English language. This great change begun " *Middle English* ". -- During the 14 and 1500s, a great shift in vocabulary begun to occur. May vowels begun to differ, and many new ones were invented, as well as others dying. Another great change was the Invention of the Printing Press. Not many could read or write, but the printing press begun to change that. Because little could read, when the change begun, the same word could have up to a gazillion different spelling variations. Although this would retain, the printing press pushed people to spell words the same. These great changes marked the road to " *Modern English* ". -- English has gone quite the road from the invention of the Printing Press to now, so English has gone the way through spelling and grammar standardisation. Hence the division between *Early Modern* and *Late Modern English*. Shakespeare spoke and wrote in Early Modern, while we write and speak in Late Modern. Late and Early Modern are pretty much intelligible to each other, however, it took one grammar standardisation, spelling reform, and later the Internet to get it to the other. -*As well* as what I've mentioned, another shift in the language were the age of Discovery (as well as the Renaissance in general to a lesser extent), and later the Scientific Revolution (as well as the later Enlightenment), where many new objects, lands, ideas and concepts were discovered, found and made, consequently causing a shift in language, where many new words created, while others borrowed more than ever from previously loaned languages, to new ones, such as Italian, and even more antiqueous languages, such as Greek or Latin.
"You're not even worthy to mention his name. William, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WAS A GENIUS. YOU LITTLE MADAME ARE DEFINITELY NOT SO JUST SIT THERE, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT OR I WILL FAIL YOU IN THIS WHOLE MODULE RIGHT NOW"
actually at this point in time she's right because this is the second time david tennant was the doctor i believe i have not seen it in a year though so might be wrong
I had a very similar interaction with one of my teachers one time I got in an argument with one of my teachers and she said your the rudest kid I've ever met and I said thank you rude is what I'm going for by the way I wasn't referencing this when I said that I had no idea this existed but in retrospect the two conversations are alot alike
In the wiggles world scene where piceface and the wiggles are watching David tennant is Catherine tates new English 🏴 teacher on tv in the wiggle house featuring the main actors in this scene are Jo Wyatt as pieface Sam Moran as Sam wiggle niky wardley as liese Jackson David tennant as mr Logan the new English teacher Murray cook as Murray wiggle Catherine Tate as Lauren Cooper Anthony field as Anthony wiggle and Jeff fatt as Jeff wiggle for this scene before Dennis curly Tommy and Dil are at the wiggles world and ask everyone from the wiggles world about where pieface is after pieface and the wiggles are watching David Tennant is Catherine’s Tates new English 🏴 teacher on tv in the wiggle house from Shania and friends episode pieface gets lost in the wiggles world from 2024
My English teacher is South African and I did this to my English teacher and he got super pissed but the head of English who watched this gave me an A*
The more I watch this the more I appreciate it: 1. Brilliant nod to the Master's Tissue Compression Eliminator by turning Lauren into an action figure 2. "Bite me Alien Boy!" 3. "You know your house? Is it bigger on the inside?" 4. The look on David's face when she launches into the sonnet.
i love how lauren is either a genius or genuinely goes home everyday and learns everything she can about what they’re learning in lesson just to go to school and annoy the teachers
No. I had a Turkish woman teaching me English in high school. She didn’t believe in giving any As. I could barely understand her accent. She sometimes mixed up her words with the 5 languages she was fluent in. Besides being odd, she seemed a bit naive. I forget now what it was, but she believed 100% another teacher’s lie to her, he was trolling her, and she was absolutely adamant it was fact. All of us were just stunned how we got her. So no, never again, no more aliens with thick accents teaching me English!
not me, an english major, being back here after having to read sonnet 130 for school, realizing I already have it memorized and yelling 'BITE ME ALIEN BOY' after reciting the entire thing to an empty room
I shall now learn Sonnet 130 off by heart, recite it to my English teacher in the middle of a lesson then shout 'BITE ME ALIEN BOY!' and later wind up in detention XD totally worth it
In my opinion, this is by far the best Lauren Cooper sketch that Catherine ever did. I laugh ecstatically every time she says, "Bite me alien boy!!" I never get tired of watching this.
Tennant and Tate have a wonderful dynamic working together. Their pairing as The Doctor and Donna Noble never got old. And as a testament to that it is only a matter of time before we see them together again !!!
I like to think that in the universe this takes place in, she is actually a super genius who already knows everything and is so bored in school that she just tries to annoy the teachers until they quit.
I've come back here in 2023 just to hear Lauren squeeze in "I'll take the high road and you'll take the low road" in her amazing soliloquy, once again.
The "Do you fancy Billie Piper sir" line is classic
Still is to this day 🤣
@@whoviansforlife6636 I was introduced about 5-6 years back, when I was eight I'm pretty sure, and I live David's doctor. I never liked River Song/Melody Pond though.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I'd love to know that part she says which is all run together.
"Are you disrespecting the house of Cooper?!" Perfection. The best Lauren Cooper bit, imo.
Love that line
What's the reference to (I know it's to Shakespeare but is it a play?(
This never gets old.
its still as good as gold
can confirm
Me too
So true
Frr
Does anyone else really love how she mixes modern English with Old English? "But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple."
Not even just modern English with a Shakespearean flavor, Also Shakespeare spoke Middle English
@@Thrashmojo1 No, Henry V, who fought the French way back when during the 100 years war spoke Middle English. Shakespeare spoke early modern English, hence why we understand what is spoken in Romeo and Juliet almost perfectly!
English has lived a very long time, and has changed the most during several specific events:
-- English was the language spoken by the Anglo-Saxons, when they first arrived and settled English. Although we share words, English back then was extremely Germanic, with little foreign influence. This is *Old English*, and if you Google it, and you'll find that it's likely you won't understand it. Beowulf was written in Old English (although you probably find translations, today), back by the Anglo-Saxons.
-- Then, the Normans came. They spoke a dialect of Old French, as the were Norsemen who were given land in France, where they settled in return of accepting Christianity, and adopting French. When William the Conqueror invaded England in 1066, the English language was changed drastically. Many, many Norman, French words, and words of Latin origin entered the English language. This great change begun " *Middle English* ".
-- During the 14 and 1500s, a great shift in vocabulary begun to occur. May vowels begun to differ, and many new ones were invented, as well as others dying. Another great change was the Invention of the Printing Press. Not many could read or write, but the printing press begun to change that. Because little could read, when the change begun, the same word could have up to a gazillion different spelling variations. Although this would retain, the printing press pushed people to spell words the same. These great changes marked the road to " *Modern English* ".
-- English has gone quite the road from the invention of the Printing Press to now, so English has gone the way through spelling and grammar standardisation. Hence the division between *Early Modern* and *Late Modern English*. Shakespeare spoke and wrote in Early Modern, while we write and speak in Late Modern. Late and Early Modern are pretty much intelligible to each other, however, it took one grammar standardisation, spelling reform, and later the Internet to get it to the other.
-*As well* as what I've mentioned, another shift in the language were the age of Discovery (as well as the Renaissance in general to a lesser extent), and later the Scientific Revolution (as well as the later Enlightenment), where many new objects, lands, ideas and concepts were discovered, found and made, consequently causing a shift in language, where many new words created, while others borrowed more than ever from previously loaned languages, to new ones, such as Italian, and even more antiqueous languages, such as Greek or Latin.
She simply uses Code Switching!
Oh my god I love it too
@@Thrashmojo1 shakespeare spoke early modern English not middle english
David Tennant just need to say "Doctor who" and everyone starts flabbing like loonatics! xD
😂
"You're pointless, repetitious and extremely dull."
"A bit like Shakespeare then."
XD
Every English teacher is responsible for making Shakespeare dull.
I'm glad that as Brit I've bin living in the Netherlands all my life the dutch don't do Shakespeare in school .only when you go to university
"You're not even worthy to mention his name. William, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WAS A GENIUS. YOU LITTLE MADAME ARE DEFINITELY NOT SO JUST SIT THERE, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT OR I WILL FAIL YOU IN THIS WHOLE MODULE RIGHT NOW"
Don't blame Shakespeare, blame the English teacher who made him sound so dull
@@thedrinkinggamemaker9749even as someone who has read him for fun he's still not so great
Cooper: I think you're a 945 year old time lord!
David Tennant: Actually, I'm a 906 year old time lord GET IT RIGHT!
I read this in his voice lol
She was just trying to insult him, along with calling him an alien, to see if he would be bothered
@@davidthedeaf *bovvered
actually at this point in time she's right because this is the second time david tennant was the doctor i believe i have not seen it in a year though so might be wrong
Isn't he 945 years old this year though so she kind of predicted the future!!
i can't stop laughing at bite me alien boy LOL
I love it tho 😂❤
"Did you fancy Billie Piper, sir?" *sigh* You notice he didn't answer the question.
Him: "You are the most insolent child I've ever had the misfortune to teach!"
Lauren: "Thank you."
I had a very similar interaction with one of my teachers one time I got in an argument with one of my teachers and she said your the rudest kid I've ever met and I said thank you rude is what I'm going for by the way I wasn't referencing this when I said that I had no idea this existed but in retrospect the two conversations are alot alike
That's exactly how my English classes go
In the wiggles world scene where piceface and the wiggles are watching David tennant is Catherine tates new English 🏴 teacher on tv in the wiggle house featuring the main actors in this scene are Jo Wyatt as pieface Sam Moran as Sam wiggle niky wardley as liese Jackson David tennant as mr Logan the new English teacher Murray cook as Murray wiggle Catherine Tate as Lauren Cooper Anthony field as Anthony wiggle and Jeff fatt as Jeff wiggle for this scene before Dennis curly Tommy and Dil are at the wiggles world and ask everyone from the wiggles world about where pieface is after pieface and the wiggles are watching David Tennant is Catherine’s Tates new English 🏴 teacher on tv in the wiggle house from Shania and friends episode pieface gets lost in the wiggles world from 2024
Yessss
"have you parked the TARDIS on a meter?"
"is you disrespecting the house of cooper?!"
best bits
The Billie Piper bit got me oml the feels I miss them XD
The fact that he turned her into a Rose Tyler figure as well.
i love how david switches to his english accent when he says "doctor who?"
My English teacher is Scottish, and I have a friend that acts just like her xD. Practically the same reactions.
My English teacher is South African and I did this to my English teacher and he got super pissed but the head of English who watched this gave me an A*
Omg
@@ethomas5921 hmm yes that totally happened
and rightly so! Jocks can't even speak English properly... putting two syllables in one syllable words like "Worm" and "World".
"Bite me alien boy!" Just loved it! Can't stop laughing at that. Lauren owned The Doctor there. Then he bit her back. Too much trololo!
I am sure when her parents wondered what happened he told them “I am so sorry.”
@@davidthedeaf I’m so so sorry
@@davidthedeaf I am so so so sorry
Yeah, I literally could not stop laughing at that part.
3:00 always makes be burst into laughter
- "You're pointless, repititious, and EXTREMELY dull."
- "Bit like Shakespeare."
Perfect.
The more I watch this the more I appreciate it:
1. Brilliant nod to the Master's Tissue Compression Eliminator by turning Lauren into an action figure
2. "Bite me Alien Boy!"
3. "You know your house? Is it bigger on the inside?"
4. The look on David's face when she launches into the sonnet.
An action figure that looks just like Billie Piper after which he says “A Rose by any other name would smell just as sweet” 😂
i love how lauren is either a genius or genuinely goes home everyday and learns everything she can about what they’re learning in lesson just to go to school and annoy the teachers
When David gets angry in scottish and starts rolling the r's, I get... tingly...
Ew
hhhhhwhat
so real of you
Do yu fancy billie piper 😂😂 bite me alien boy 😂😂
"Have we got double English? or double Scottish?"
tumbs up if u want david tenant to be ur english teacher
No.
I had a Turkish woman teaching me English in high school. She didn’t believe in giving any As. I could barely understand her accent. She sometimes mixed up her words with the 5 languages she was fluent in. Besides being odd, she seemed a bit naive. I forget now what it was, but she believed 100% another teacher’s lie to her, he was trolling her, and she was absolutely adamant it was fact. All of us were just stunned how we got her.
So no, never again, no more aliens with thick accents teaching me English!
YES
Yes, but only if I don't get shrunk by a sonic screwdriver
To be fair he seems like he would enjoy the job and be more involved than most of my old English teachers were.
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 defitnley I would love David Tennant to be my English teacher at bath college
i love how laurens actually smart
Innit though
She recites a whole thing and his reaction is priceless
Should've been Mr.Smith, if u understand
Ey!
lol you can see David is dying to laugh!
Yeah like you can see him trying so hard not to laugh just before and after he says Doctor who
"Do you fancy Billie Piper sir?" TOOK ME OUT
One gorgeous teacher tbh
not me, an english major, being back here after having to read sonnet 130 for school, realizing I already have it memorized and yelling 'BITE ME ALIEN BOY' after reciting the entire thing to an empty room
I shall now learn Sonnet 130 off by heart, recite it to my English teacher in the middle of a lesson then shout 'BITE ME ALIEN BOY!' and later wind up in detention XD totally worth it
Bite me alien boy!
As a Whovian, I feel obliged to ask: is this canon?
i sure hope so
this is very late and you probably know the answer already but nope, it’s a part of a different skit thingy, it’s just a reference to doctor who :)
I guess the warning is never call a Scotsman in England an alien?
Yes
@@callum758 whooosh
In my opinion, this is by far the best Lauren Cooper sketch that Catherine ever did. I laugh ecstatically every time she says, "Bite me alien boy!!" I never get tired of watching this.
5:17 the doctor always wins
Or never mess with a Timelord with a sonic screwdriver
@@dominiquepilon5910It turned Lauren into an action figure. It's actually the master
Best doctor in doctor who - my opinion
***** opinion? Everyone has their own yet it can cause an online civil war
Not an opinion. It's a fact.
@@leonbanks5728 No lies detected.
@@rickardkaufman3988 It will take something big to beat him.
@@leonbanks5728 Tom Baker and Peter Capaldi are also excellent and come close but Tennant's is the best.
"Bite me, alien boy." Excellent recitation and such a well-timed taunt. Brilliant.
Love the fact that she actually played Donna noble lol 😂
But can we talk about her supportive friend? Just nodding along the whole time XD this whole thing is so hilarious!
I wish David Tennant was my English teacher...
The Moral of the Video is never tick off Doctor Who or he'll turn you into a 5'' Rose Tyler Figure
The Doctor stole the master's TCE
Tennant and Tate have a wonderful dynamic working together. Their pairing as The Doctor and Donna Noble never got old. And as a testament to that it is only a matter of time before we see them together again !!!
"d'you fancy billie piper, sir?" I LOVE THIS. catherine tate is SO good. and all the rose/billie references are the best!!!! cuz SHE was the best
I can't even deal with how awesome this sketch is. EPIC WIN.
I swear at some points Catherine Tate is speaking another language. She's so difficult to understand all the time haha
Just English schoolgirl
i love how he can slip from Scottish to British magically, and yelling with a Scottish accent is fun to hear.
What?!!!!! Scottish to British?!!! Scottish IS British you mong!!!! What are you talking about?
@@rnw2739 like the English accent and Scottish accent. they are different. chill
@@hellyhellhound Like saying 'We need air to breathe' ... Ta miss obvious.
He's speaking English throughout. British is not a language 😂
@@roughharbour871 yea i know that dude, i meant the accents
33 people were laughing so much their hand accidentally slipped and clicked the dislike button by mistake.
Catherine Tate really is one of the most amazingly talented actresses of all time in my opinion. And kudos to Davey T for such a well played take off!
As someone who was introduced to Lauren cooper before doctor who, rewatching this is so rewarding.
No one can beat psychic paper
thumbs up if u want David tenant to be ur English teacher
there were no Donna dolls????
I looooove the way he rolls his R on "extremely." Sexy Scottish bloke, yes please!
I wish you luck because you'll need it as they're all alcoholic crackheads.
"Are you disrespecting the House of Cooper??" in hysterics XD
Did Catherine Tate just rap Shakespeare? 😂😂 This is epic
The moral of the video is never tick off Doctor Who or he'll zap you into a desk figurine
Gotta love The Catherine Tate Show!
I like to think that in the universe this takes place in, she is actually a super genius who already knows everything and is so bored in school that she just tries to annoy the teachers until they quit.
why he is Not My Englisch teacher? 😂😂
"ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THE HOUSE OF COOPER?!" Is the most iconic line from anything
Catherine Tate: Are you the doctor?
David Tennant: Doctor Who?
Oh the feel! The feel! I miss them! Oh I hate Steven Morfatt works! Rusell we need you!
David Tennant can be my English teacher anytime he wants
Hias accent is so sexy and I love it when he says 'Extremely' xD
"Bite me alien boi" best line ever
I love it when Catherine and David do stuff together! It's ALWAYS so amazing. I SO wish i were able to go see their play Much Ado About Nothing :D
Their play is on RUclips ! You can cast it to your TV.
Catherine Tate and David Tennant
i can watch this a million times and it never gets old
0:39 Not Mr. Smith... :(
Lauren Cooper’s Shakespeare recital near the end was absolutely marvellous. Very impressive! 🙏👍😊
David Tennant acts with his eyes better than many actors with their whole countenance.
my favorite doctor
You have to admit, he DOES looks quite smug after "sonic-ing" her...
he is trying so hard not to laugh, you can see it on his face
This is still so iconic years later. Unparalleled.
you take the high road an ill take the low road best bit
I love how "Do you fancy Billie Piper, Sir?" Is what made his top blow 🤣🤣🤣🤣
once a month i need to watch this
But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple doeee
Oh the things i would do if my teacher looked like the doctor
I was shocked when I realized I knew the sonnet she was reciting XD
David Tennant can be my English teacher anytime he wants
His accent is so sexy and I love it when he says 'Extremely'
Just found this clip two days ago, can't stop watching it. It's... Fantastic!
The billie piper line gets me every time 😂
a rose by any other name would smell as sweet XD brill!
the doctor and donna? omggggggggg
"ARE YOU DISRESPECTIN THE HOUSE OF COOPA?!?!?!?!" HAHAHA XD gets me everytime
I've come back here in 2023 just to hear Lauren squeeze in "I'll take the high road and you'll take the low road" in her amazing soliloquy, once again.
David Tennant's voice is so awesome!
I saw this at school 😂😂😂
Holy cow, that was funny.
Woke up this morning with lines from this skit in my head. Had to revisit to let it out
"Are you the doctor?"
* silence *
"Doctor who?"
INNIT THOUGHHHHHHH
Catherine is my best friends aunt and she's amazing ❤️ She looks just like Cath's daughter!
Luckyyyyyy
I wish David Tennant was my English teacher.
“William Shakespeare was a genius” he would know he met him
Hahaha, his Scottish accent gets stronger when he's angry lol.
cant believe about 1 year after that they did dr who together they where best companions ever!!
"Do you fancy Billie Piper sir?" omg I died 💀
David and Catherine are just the best duo icl. Their Dr Who series as well 🤣
TGE ROSE LINE HE SAYS AT THE END! HELP ITS SO CUTE
Your pfp is scary.
Bite me alien boi
Ever since I watched this with my family it's become a joke between all of us. XD
36 people are disrespecting the house of cooper !
I could watch this again and again (and have done, on many occasions). It's so good! So much fun.