Cringeworthy Survivor Moments (Part 7)
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2017
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imagine seeing ur teacher on survivor and everyone hating her
My teacher is going on soon :)
much tell more
I sneeze too much Name? Or are you not allowed to say
My teacher is Brendan from season 36.
She is litterly such an english teacher tho
*gets body cut in half* "its a small cut"
It's just a flesh wound
HexagramMan me too lol
The illest Falls in a fire “No big deal”
He looks lame trying to act tough
Tis but a scratch!
Guy:It’s a small cut
Other guy: *everything on you is SMALL*
Nuclearboy57 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even his pp?
Asphic ‘ wow absolutely crazy idea bro
Elliot H wait really?! When
@@Playboi.carter wait what's the time stamp for when he cuts his arm?
Mike: *gets arm chopped off*
Tis but a flesh wound
It don’t even hurt
This is very underrated comment
One of the greatest quotes ever lmao
Nice
I laughed so hard at this idek why
"The good news is - you'll never believe it - there's fish in the ocean" hahahahaha
Ponderosa I love Monica's bitch please face right after Shambo says that.
Ponderosa I love Laura so much
enmanuelcruz4 She's one of the only people I liked in Samoa
You both have horrible taste.
The Bull How? She's a cool player
I’m slowly realizing these Survivor cringe comps are just entire episodes of Survivor.
Fuck. You found out my secret!
Liked to 666
...who do you work for?!
1,000th like.
Daniel why is that a flex?
Gotta love how the editors add in overly dramatic music to mask how awkward the situations really are lol
If I saw any of these in real time I think I would be emotionally traumatized for the rest of my life
Cook Islands fire making tiebreaker 😂
I’m like number 1000
"Julie is an exhibitionist and I told her I'm comfortable with it because I've been in Europe."
Ahaha I was looking for this. Like I’m from Europe we’re not all exhibitionists ahaha
this was favorite quote
M G we Germans are lol she’s probably been to Scandinavia or Germany or smth where people don’t mind being nude 😂
Exactly, we all naked here
I mean, we gotta handle it to the guy... He's a fucking genius. Got exactly what he was trying to do haha
This is basically total drama island but irl.
Total drama island was based off Survivor.
This dude dumb
Lol😂
@@danielbyal4440 woosh
Lmaooooooooo why did you even bother commenting this
*eats termite*
GUY: that's hot!!
Mars
oOf OoF that hurt watching that
You can't judge...
Game is game 😎
What's next, put the thing on a stick?
it kinda is though. i hate spoiled people
I bet the dude is so deprived he’d find her farting through a walkie talkie hot
The woman singing on the boat had me dying “WE ARE SURVIVORS!!” 😂😂
The sad thing is that she didn’t even get a chance to play, because the twist was that one man and one woman didn’t even participate. (20 people, 2 tribes of 9)
lmao me two
She honestly deserved better. Like even if she would've been first off anyway, at least she could've had some gameplay. Instead she was robbed of literally everything except for a dumb boat ride. Imo that has to be one of the cruelest survivor twists. And its even more heartbreaking when she's just happy she got to be there at all and she starts singing as she's boated off.
That woman singing made me cringe harder than any of the others.
Ye it's such a teacher thing to do
Nahz she seemed like a fun teacher.
I would throw her into the water 😂😂😂😂
Nah, Wanda is litty
I fucking hate when people sing
Michael Skupin: *cuts himself several times over the course of the day, bashes his head open at one point*
Skupin's tribemates: Skupin! Go lie down on the beach for a while. That way you can't get hurt!
Skupin: Okay, my friends. *Lies down on beach*
... *Flying coconut hits him in the head*
Tim Schultz LMAO
Child pornagraphy hits him even harder
I wonder if he is doing any better serving time in jail for child porn. He prob for sure is. Ya i bet hes fine now.💯🤔
and promptly dies
?
"I told her I'm comfortable with it because I've been in Europe"
You think he's joking but go to France, Italy, Greece, Hungary, or Alabama. Everyone in any of these places is naked on beaches, adult hotels, etc. 80% of the time.
Anthrax kiwi eeeermmm....no?
Anthrax kiwi wth are you even talking about lol
There are tons of nude beaches in germany as well
Anthrax / Kiwi Alabama isnt in europe.
"If any person in the world, could choose between being ugly or cute, they'd choose cute."
- Socrates
Einstein said it first dumbass
@chainsaw baby fuck you, that was Gordon Ramsay
@model esque not at all
@chainsaw baby not only is this a religious thread scout Jesus, but also Epstein did NOT commit suicide
Man, Soooooooo Crates! Whoa!
Mike: slices out his heart trying to cut a mango
Also Mike: eh it's a small cut
Cuts toe off:
Mike: ehh,I didn't even feel
proceeds to suck blood
to be fair they were all fairly minor wounds if he weren't on an island at risk of getting infected with some unknown disease
4:20"As we're sitting here on a really hot day rowing the boat, this lunatic jumps up and start singing I wanted to knock her off the boat with the ore"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*oar
@@EebyGuy yes we did
@@johannvonderbecke3873 Nope he said "knock her off with the oar", where wouldn't make any sense there.
STUPIDITY DR r/woooosh
i wouldnt have been nice i wouldve told her to shut up eventually
That last clip tho... it’s just not practical to walk around naked. We invented clothing for a reason, even cavemen and women wore some cloth for protection. Your exposing sensitive skin to a harsh environment.
This is the first comment ive seen about that clip! Its even weirder that she has her pants off! Like not wearing a top I understand, but girl.... Ya pussy out.
Name one cave man or women that wore cloth.
@@therookie710 ur mom
Shepherd Fanatic you right.
I don’t get why the guys were complaining, she was one of the hottest girls on the show, I would have loved it lol. Also I love how they all claimed to not want her naked but all walked over in a group to watch her watch dishes naked.
4:50 not surprising that she is an English teacher at all
Dominic Burns lmao exactly what I was thinking
Really, are ones where dull or wicked. The negative wicked
Imagine the poor sucker who takes ass with her.
right 😭😭
What kind of english teachers do ya'al people even have wtf???
The pissing in pool guy wasn’t a big deal they all fs did
Roster King 2K that’s my bbg fabio ❤️😝
fax he’s just the only that had the balls to admit it
There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who pee in a pool and those who lie about it.
@@itszaque5031 lmao you dont usually piss in your own pool, i can say that much, or the pool of a friend.
Just that he made a big show of it was the cringe part. It’s like, yeah, I know people piss in *chlorinated pools* , but there’s an unspoken rule that you don’t _say_ you did. Fucking nasty ass, just piss over the side, or do it discreetly. It’s not hard.
Bro I lost it when the "nerd" said there's a stereotype that we have that isnt true but then says the last girl I kissed was like 5 years ago in highschool smh
DJ juicyfruit The “nerd” is a seriously skilled nerd. Credit where credit is due.
Thats Ken too lol
Whienzarth bro I had no idea the og Marth master was in this show lmao
Wtf that's the king of smash Ken... Damn
I thought he was talking about going outside their rooms. To prove that wrong he went on survivor.
*gets arm chopped off*
ITS JUST A BABY CUT
A cut the size of a whole baby
'Tis but a scratch!
*gets child pornography on his computer*
ITS JUST A BABY
Merely a flesh wound.
YOUR ARMS OFF!
No it isnt!
i mean, he wasn’t wrong about the pool water being dirty lol
I agree but his real misstep was telling everyone.
@@popperpoppler4569 he won the season, didn't matter anyways. The others were liars anyways.
Just seeing Jeff's face before he has the girls move to using matches is both hilarious and sad. You can see the soul leaving his body.
I remember that episode. After the matches I was waiting for the gasoline and flame thrower.
3:15
"Does everybody pee in the pool?
NOOOOO"
Yeah right.
Hey Limón they sounded like kids replying to a question their teacher asked lol
@@kaiistired___4987 Haha truuuee
The problem is saying you peed in the pool, when you could have gotten away with it if you didn't say anything.
Wtf is wrong with you people. I'm never using a public pool again.
@Megan Ziggler fucken weirdo
When the girl kissed the host, i cringed so hard 😖
Same here.
Like she was staring at him like she wanted to eat him
😂😂😂😂 it was hilarious
Brooo. Can we talk about that moment I’m so weirded out 😩😩😂
she actually ran up to him and kissed him on the lips in the reunion episode lol right in front of his wife
7:33 Yes as someone from Europe I can confirm we walk around naked everywhere here we are all exhibitionists 👍🏼👍🏼
I mean... I was born naked... and in Europe. So yeah, he's right. It's our default mode, haha!!
Based on the fact that i was born and i still live in Europe i can confirm this is 100% accurate
The fuck, no we don't??
@Mayrose Krause aaaah ok!
Yeah, I'm whipping my Dick out all the time, it's cool here
@@Julia_Coelho_Music wait I was born with my clothes on smh :(
Mike: “sneezes”
*Piece* *of* *brain* *falls*
Mike: Ah yes it’s nothing but a piece
5 people voted for the guy who peed in the pool to win Nicaragua. Talk about social game by Fabio. Fabio is awesome.
vaporterra LOL THATS exactly what i was thinking... i was like "hmmm this guy is winning over everyones affection by cutely childishly peeing himself in the pool... everyone likes him now.. so no ones gonna vote him off the island" smart move!!! Imma try that.
Hey he had the same name and looked like fabio from wild kratts
Frank Dobbs I think he just had to piss lol, Fabio was just himself
Jud "Fabio" Birza is by far the most underrated winner in Survivor history. I can't get over how well his plan worked: play dumb and win the last few immunities. It was a dangerous and very difficult plan to pull off, but he did it flawlessly.
@@encycl07pedia- he didn't play dumb lol, he was always just being himself
"if any person in the world could decide to pick ugly or cute, most would pick cute"
Morgan may have been a complete nutjob but in my alternate reality she won the season
Well, what she said isn't wrong.
What she said wasn't wrong but have the social intelligence not to say it out loud and definitely don't brag about your looks lol what an absolute airhead 😂
@@SongofaBeach2012 She was without a decent ration of food and good sleep for weeks, so it's not like she was on top of her game. That's a thing so many viewers don't get about Survivor: those challenges are that much harder when you're hungry, thirsty, and sleepy.
She knew she could never win so she went down with a bang
@@idalinanascimento8432 right? I’m a woman who’s ugly AF, and I’d definitely choose cute if I could. But, at the same time there are some things that beautiful women have to deal with that I don’t have to. (Don’t have to worry about being stalked/sexually assaulted/hit on constantly/people assuming I’m dumb, etc). So I guess there are pros and cons to both cute and ugly…but altogether ugly people get the short end of the stick when it comes to overall societal privilege imo.
Mike Scupin, the guy who kept cutting himself, was the first castaway ever to be medically evacuated when he was tending the fire, passed out from smoke inhalation, fell into the fire, and burned both hands badly. I'm surprised that isn't in this video.
because that's not cringe??
Oh my god, he ia such a mess
@@helenyvonnee3463 he got arrested for having child pornography too😢
Because the less airtime a sex offender gets, the better.
@@pullenr93 wait he’s a sex offender ?????
Alright stop right where you’re at. We’re gonna go to matches.
I was looking for this comment. 😭😭😭😂😂😂
*Sundra runs out of matches like twenty minutes later*
so we just gonna ignore 6:42
Jason Benda XD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Lol I missed that 😂😂
i started wheezing after i saw that part.😂😂😭
her laugh is the best of it
TRYING TO GET 100 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO UPLOADS FASTER FASTER YOU DOING GOOD HOLD ONTO THE Ra_il_
"It's a small kid-I MEAN CUT! Dammit..."
John Doe HAH
I don’t get it but I respect you so I liked
@@bsyo2665 skupid is a kid diddler
U didn’t 😂
@@lawsontaylor1970 oh but I did
“If any person in the world could decide to be ugly or cute, most would pick cute” - Ghandi
Crystal failing at all the challenges as an Olympic gold medalist is even funnier when you find out she had her medal stripped because she used steroids.
omfg i remember watching that olympic girl that said she was in the olympics! she sucked at challeneges it was hard to believe her
in her defense she only had to run in a straight line at the Olympics :P
she lost the medal after admitting to doping, adding insult to injury.
Tre8418 🤦🏾♂️
yukonr in the 4x4 you don't run in a straight line...
Platinum Pineapple what time?
*tHerEs fiSh iN thE ocEan* *0o0*
10:31 looks like a scene taken straight out of The Office lmao
Ikr
What was even going on? Is there a full video?
He’s creed
Announcer: the challenge is officially underway.
Crystal: Ight I’m a head out
6:46 I am actually dead
And I thought she was for a millisecond.
Three Point 0 lmao that was hilarious! the one right before that was hilarious too!
Which season was this ?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
@@kinkami6893 fidji
"maybe if i hit this piece of flint hard enough, the fire will start itself" -the two girls at the fire building challenges.
If Ken can get a kiss in high school, so can you
Ooh too late
That nigga was the number one Melee player in the world during that time. He better get a kiss.
@@jebril hahaha
For some reason instead of Ken from Gabon, I thought of Ken from Millennials vs. Gen X And was so confused in a "Should we be surprised that he got a kiss in high school?-"
@@jebril really?
The way Cirie is just cracking up when Courtney's name is getting dragged for how annoying others find her is so funny
And Terry cringe laughing 🤣🤣🤣
*gets a cut* my head is chopped off...
RM Bates wasn’t exactly a little cut. Especially on the top of your head
@@byrne8509 Tbf assuming the water has salt he could just pour some on the cut a few times and he should be fine lol
11:35 AS a ProFessIoNaL GAmEr
Thats fukin ken he was the king of smash
He hates minorities and women just like any good gamer
...he is a minority
Don't disrespect ken. You gonna get ken combo'd
I can't believe fucking ken was on survivor. King of smash
"I'm not accident pron ya know. I just act first then think second"
Yea you're a disaster waiting to happen 🙄
that man is in fact a disaster. he got caught with child porn and he will forever be a shit stain on survivor
Elliot H ahh...
@@ellioth9164 didn't know that. What a waste of life
@@rockydee7499
He's a bad person for having child porn he should die and all other insults, but does it change the fact that he had childporn on his pc by insulting him and hurting him?
Will it bring back the emotional pain that he could've inflicted on a child if he was given the chance? No... so no matter how many insults you throw at him the girl or boy will always live with the pain of knowing they've been raped, be the change and actually donate to foundations that help and support rape victims instead of throwing insults expecting a constant positive result.
I just wanted to rant, thank you for your time, I hope you have good day Rocky. Good luck boxing
@@forex_broker_timeless4636 lol. Yeah you right but I'm still gonna shame him to remind other child predators out there that they are sick in the head. Who knows i might probably gonna make one kill himself.
Part 7
0:00 Samoa (S19)
0:53 Philippines (S25)
2:54 Nicaragua (S21)
3:24 Cook Islands (S13)
4:13 Palau (S10)
4:55 San Juan del Sur (S29)
5:25 Cagayan (S28)
6:17 South Pacific (S23)
6:43 Fiji (S14)
6:50 Vanuatu (S9)
8:10 Gabon (S17)
8:46 Cambodia (S31)
9:42 Philippines (S25)
10:28 Nicaragua (S21)
10:45 Marquesas (S4)
11:35 Gabon (S17)
12:38 Panama (S12)
13:49 Worlds Apart (S30)
Ur welcome
2:47 "we'll see what happens when we have a fire"
Didn't Skupin fall into the fire?
AwesomeWolf ya but I think it was on his original season
yeah that’s the joke 🔥
Yeah
Yep he did
AwesomeWolf
yep he also fell into jail
10:05
We all know she did survivor _just_ so she could do that
Subjective Object exactly what I said
Her eyes don’t lie. There was nothing she wanted more than to hug Jeff
*Seductively* “HUG” Jeff
She wanted him to put his big old giant purple mule pecker wingding in her webding slot box
Climbing around with no pants on still wearing a bra is ridiculous. She was just looking for attention and what she got was disgust
Tits flopping everywhere is not fun. Ass out isn’t that bad. that’s why she kept the bra on it keeps shit in place
I dunno, I mean I hope she ain't Gunna get some yeast infection
Gwyneth Sauvage who?
Bras keep the titties in place tho
@@josefine9163 how much for the rock? 😂
“Follow that rail.” “FOLLOW THAT RAIL”
“FASTER.” *falls off platform*
When I said "Keep the vids coming", I didn't expect like 3 in 1 day, but hey, I ain't complaining.
Lol
"If any person in the world could decide to be ugly or cute, most would pick cute :) :) :)"
Morgan is a gem
no a fucking idiot slash gold digger
Jonathan Lee she’s a stupid bitch
let's be honest though. she's not wrong. Most would pick cute
Madison Shay ugly ones are the funny ones.
Theguythefro some of us were blessed with brains brawn and beauty. Plus making people laugh is my favorite thing on the planet
14:00 Those poor boys couldn't even look at her in the end XD Kept pretending to look back or scratch their head! XD
She did it because the other guy but he went swimming and then put his clothes in😭 she was literally standing next to them and like squatting 😂
Slits throat open, with blood pouring out **Chokes** "its just a small cut"
Also, Dawson was probably the only person to not look at her torch while Jeff snuffed it. She was fully going in for that smooch 😂
6:35 Post Malone starved himself...
What ???????? You make no sense
😂😂😂
Susie Ding what do you not get?
@@susieinaustralia9784 r/woooosh
ItsJustAidan and turned Hispanic
Keith literally forgetting Tasha’s name after spending more than thirty days with her up to that point is hysterical. Goes to show how much she really contributes to that season.
people on naked an afraid: *hold my machete*
Cringeworthy Survivor Moments (Part 8) - The Entire Season of South Pacific
I like South Pacific. The previous season and following season were cringeworthy.
Except Ozzy and coach
Cringeworthy Survivor Moments (Part 18) - The Entire Pacific Rim: Uprising film
"''Tis a flesh wound"
"Your arm is off!"
"No it isn't"
LOL
Shirin bottomless, casually asking Tyler about washing dishes is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 🤣😂🤣 Tyler was avoiding her with his eyes with everything he had. He was NOT about to go home and have his wife pissed 🤣🤣🤣
Jeff is like “I don’t get paid enough for this”😂😂😂😂
He probably gets payed a lot though
@@twickzys4522 about 200 thousand an episode
“My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. It isn’t a good time to do that.”
Lmao 😂😂😂
What season are they from🤪🤪
hello old me
7:09 I deadass thought he was talking about his shirt...man that caught me off guard 😂
Mike: *loses eye*
its only a s m a l l cut
The gamer was like gamers aren’t “stereotypical nerds” even thought he literally was 😂
Keith forgetting Tasha's name is the best!
I felt so badly for him because I'm also really bad with names. Sometimes if I feel like a name just doesn't suit the person, I'll easily forget it all the time.
It's not cause she's black or anything 🙄
I was expecting something like Sha-laundra- sequoya-drequavis-niqua..
I'm not racist..
Just very aware
My Man that’s racist
That English teacher is a little goofy but also super adorable and seems really happy
though I can empathize with the other participants about the singing lol
Everyone who said they didn’t pee in the pool is a liar
I don't pee in the pool
Ber Ca liar
@@hardchuck1900 no really,I just think it's disgusting, why should I pee myself?
That's nasty and I don't do that . Why would you pee in a pool where everyone else swims at . Also , You'd be swimming in your own pee .
Foodie Basic ur such a liar 😂😂
You’ll never believe it guys there’s fish in the ocean 🤭🤫🙈🙈🤗
Really??
lol. The matches part was the best thing I’ve ever seen on survivor hands down
I forgot about that Dawson moment, so much cringe, Jeff should get a restraining order from her crazy ass.
Probst is crazy. That would be the logical thing, instead he and his wife give Dawson the green light to kiss him again at the reunion.
vaporterra Not sure if this is a joke or not, but Probst is not crazy. He’s one of the coolest people I’ve met in my life
vaporterra My God it's television. It would be a lot fucking weirder to get a restraining order. He took that little awkward situation, made it into something dramatic FOR TELEVISION, and moved on with his life. Unlike who seems like you'd rather ruin someone's life over a misunderstanding by a woman who was probably only acting that way because of her situation and television. I highly doubt she'd just kiss some random dude IRL.
It's one thing having a crush on Jeff (he is very handsome) but she did it in a creepy stalker way 😞
Whenever I watch this show, a quote by George Carlin comes to mind.
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that."
“Guys you’ll never believe it.... there’s fish in the ocean” 😂😂😂
3:44 Jeff should've stopped the girls and said, "Ok, let's just have another final 2, both of you, grab your torches."
PersonalPerson so agreed
PersonalPerson I agree too, being there for 38 days and not being able to make fire... wtf
I thought of the exactly same thing with the same words, are you my twin?
PersonalPerson 😂😂😂
Yul and Ozzy sitting there thinking "Why, why did we tie the vote?"
There might be plenty of fish in the ocean, but to a fisherman, hearing there's a lot of fish on the reef is definitely good news. That tells me to grab my pole and get fishing before they move on.
willgtl a stoner and a Fisher what a life you got goin
Tommy smoking a joint and going fishing sounds like fun.
Cirie's reactions to that entire trivia challenge was hilarious
14:47 imagine at the end she sat on a upwards rock
I read your comment as it happened and almost had a heart attack
Dude literally just watched all of these in one night
I love it when Skupin says those famous words "It's just a small cut." LOL😄😆🤣
Now that we know the real Skupin.. it's so satisfying to see him get hurt 20 times in the first episode. Not to mention seeing his hands melt off in season 2. I must say though, my favorite, oddly, is when Abi hit him right in the face with a coconut lmao
13:27 Cirie's reaction is the best part of the video LMAO
"I'm used to it ,I've been to Europe" 😂😂😂😂
"As a professional gamer [...]"
This is going to be good.
Melee never dies.
Stoopin "I usually act before I think."
Judge "We've noticed."
6:46 had me dying
Jimmy Chicken This! 😂😂😂
Crystal sucking at challenges I love that Funny 115 article on it 😂😂
i didn't consent Eat yo rice!
She had her medal stripped too
nothing Keith does is cringe. He's perfect
remember the guy who said " i cant concentrate, I've got to pee" well scientists proved you focus more on what your doing when you have to pee
Bullshit. I'm a scientist too.
The first gal is a classic example of just own your mistakes and people respect you more.
"You're doing awesome, Yau Man! Follow that rail, follow that rail, follow tha-"
*Michelle falls to her death*
1:30, YES! i have hope now.
Zeus Central lol
Zeus Central haha 😆
He was charged with childpornografi
nb66119 PSN big ass F
What u mean fam
"I'm comfortable with it because ive been in europe"
Liar
"I would think most people would be cute." Cue Bianca Del Rio "BEAUTY FADES! DUMB IS FOREVER!"
6:42
The editors of this show were gods at their job.
7:30 “I’m comfortable with it because I lived in Europe”
To any non European people, let me tell you this isn’t what we do lmfao
What part of europe
yes it is even tho’ we don’t have an ocean -A Hungarian
Well the nice beaches is probably what he means =v
Mike is so annoying how does he keep cutting himself
Same reason that chick let her ass hang out: attention
Low iq
Impatient, clumsy, overwhelmed, ADHDeeeeeeeee
When you don’t know wtf an infection is...
That's the loud obnoxious pig in the red blazer isn't it?