yeah buddy uhhh. it sounds like you wouldn’t win the game😂as she read aloud for everyone, it was non transferable . it wouldn’t even matter if she kept it. she couldn’t use it, and the owner still could. even if it was in someone else’s possession. you know this show is taped, right? it’s documented who owns it:
“Why does he need the machete so sharp” you can’t be letting your tools get dull man, especially when you’re doing things for yourself and surviving. The dude isn’t gonna slaughter you, u should thank him
I remember them saying that all Matthew does was sharpen that machete all day which is pretty unnecessary since at that point that machete could cut an entire tree down in one strike.
I love watching the old seasons and I recently just finished watching Panama again and having Cirie check Shane's package is still one of the most hilarious things ever. LOL 🤣🤣 The owl watching [sort of] was also a funny edit by the editors
Sad thing is the guy's an RN and actually thinks you're supposed to pee on a sting which is just a wives tale. If anything you should wash it with ocean water. The salt will help disinfect it and slightly relieve pain. Urine doesn't do anything except the warmth might help it feel little better for a few seconds.
Someone should draw a rendering of Rob walking upstairs using the stair as a cane, with Amber perched on his back holding their children in one hand and a duffel bag with the million they won in All-Stars in the other.
I love her other moment somewhere in one of these cringe videos when she's at the final council voting for the winner and she asks the two final contestants if there's anyone else who should be sitting next to them and the she desperately wants them to say her name, but they don't. It's so hilarious, lmao
The affected area(s) should be immersed in hot water (as hot as can be tolerated without burning the skin) for at least an hour and preferably more as this greatly reduces pain and swelling. Immersion can be repeated if pain recurs. Adding Epsom salts or other magnesium sulfate compound to the water may help in dissolving the spines and reducing swelling. VINEGAR, OR URINE, ARE NOT AS HELP! What a fucking idiot, he's suppose to be an RN.
Matthew (the guy sharpening the machete) was my favorite player that season. He was sort of a dark horse and made it to TOP 2 just by keeping to himself, no real alliances. I mean, that's why he ultimately was runner up, but I loved that.
2004: Rupert is such a hero, America loves him! 2017: If Rupert is such a hero, where is his social game? Who breaks shit around camp in the middle of the night? Also John and Shane with their "emergencies" and queens Kathy and Cirie to the rescue lol
Bart Stan gathering? It was right there. If your bed was next to the kitchen and someone decides to meal prep and unload dishes at 3 am is that considerate because they’re doing it while you “rest” lol
@@bartstan260 i get it, i love rupert way more than the rest besides Colby. They were the last two heros in HvV. Idk why so many people sided w russell cutthroat lying…
It's really impressive that Cirie managed to so quickly turn everything back around after openly trying, and failing, to steal Sarah's steal-a-vote. AND steal her own vote with it lmao
i was looking for someone to acknowledge that. i get it’s seen as cringe now, but that was pretty normal back then. honestly it’s still common now. you just don’t see it on tv. i think times change and i didn’t find it cringe worthy, just something you wouldn’t say today.
That Kathy and John one KILLS me! I always remember Rosie at the reunion talking about that... Come to think of it that whole reunion should be on here lmao
LOL! I'm doing a Cagayan rewatch and I just got to a cringy moment (at least it was to me) when Tony and Spencer were talking about Tony being a cop and Kass was laying in the shelter, but then Tony said that Kass is usually up by now and she thought that Tony was talking shit about her...
@@UnknownUser-fj1cg An argument about something that could keep him or his ally safe when they were in the minority and in huge danger of getting eliminated. Hence "hilariously sad...he rather watch a movie than play Survivor." Of course, word is that this whole scene was heavily edited and misrepresented. But as it was presented to the viewers, it looks like Colby couldn't care less about something that could keep him in the game at a point when his path to the end was otherwise pretty much closed.
@@Rodanguirus so what was he supposed to do? Hold her down and take it 😂? He has some respect and dignity to not physically involve himself in any way in such a petty situation. He did take Tina to the end after all
What if Cirie didnt give it back? I mean she didnt steal it. It was given to her and it was in her possession, she can decide if she wants to return it back.
Tbh, it was a smart move and was going to be a thing, like even Jeff felt she could do it. Like Cirie and Sara fought about it for 30 minutes, but Troyzan apparently brought up maybe it can't be used by someone else, which is when we see Cirie read the note. This isn't proven, but if true, it was more sad then anything
For a Sea Urchin Prick: Use tweezers, razor, or sharp knife to completely remove spines. Wash with fresh water, then soak in fresh water. If it is available, adding Epsom salts or other magnesium sulfate compound to water may help in dissolving residual spines and reducing swelling. Soaking in urine is NOT of help. -- From multiple outdoor medical sources
11:05 "What an ass!" and the confessional that follows it is by far the most underrated confessional in survivor history. It makes me die of laughter 😂
The machete guy is me when people piss me off “No, don’t worry, I’m a pacifist guys *moves at a quick pace towards you with the machete swinging in the air* I don’t like blood, it’s ok”
1:00 Girl: "Colby, did you see what she just did?!" Colby: "I didn't even see what happened, I was just watching Treasure Island" LOL TYPICAL BOY! XD YES!
Colby watches as his alliance member steals away his enemy's idol clue Then tells his alliance member to give it back after watching them cat fight WHAT
What’s ironic about the scene with Heidi at tribal is that everything she said was true. Rob Cesternino himself even said he was more afraid of Heidi than Jenna.
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That machete guy might be onto something. If you just sit for one hour every day sharpening a machete, everyone will be too afraid to vote you off.
Lol. They didn't. He did make Final 2 in the Amazon.
- DownTown - EXACTLY
r/iamverybadass
Lmao
lol k freak
I love how a pacifist guy who is scared of blood is sharpening a machete non-stop.
Tim Schultz machetes are used for chopping shit down not killing anything blades not designed for that dumb shit think for yourself you sheep
Ben Jackowski machete not used for killing? Tell that to Rwanda 😑
Dude was smiling too 😂😂😂
The most dangerous knife is a blunt one
Ellington Vaughan LMAO 😂
The machete dude is hilarious.
Prophecy Of Succ one of the few shows that I saw , and I remember that ...still funny
Prophecy Of Succ no one wants to vote him off lmao
I think he loves being viewed as creepy so he just plays along for entertainment
It's probably a joke from the dude, but imagine how scary as fuck that would be to be sitting there with this random stranger
That zoom in shot of him smiling as he sharpens it .😂😂😂
amanda trying to steal the clue is literally the cringiest survivor moment ever.
what the hell did she think was gonna happen
I liked it. I thought she should have kept it.
yeah buddy uhhh. it sounds like you wouldn’t win the game😂as she read aloud for everyone, it was non transferable . it wouldn’t even matter if she kept it. she couldn’t use it, and the owner still could. even if it was in someone else’s possession. you know this show is taped, right? it’s documented who owns it:
Yeah it was.
It’s super cringy i wanted to skip it but then i remembered “oh. It IS cringy moments”
Somebody gotta pee?
The mob arrives
Not even what you are suppose to use for Sea urchin punctures either, lel.
Dragon 333: He’s a nurse too lmaooo
@Candido Villasenor bruhh 😂 best comment
@Candido Villasenor I can imagine him running with the others now lmao
Here’s my like since I want it to stay at 420
“ladies it’s my chafing skirt”
I read this comment right when he said it 😂😂
@@bewareofbears4451 same her, then I knew your comment was going to saw that too. This happens so much it's kinda crazy
@@ryneprince7113 bruh me tooo
I like how the host of the show just acts like these people r totally normal
Well it's his job and he's seen alot of shit
it's even better when he breaks character because they're so whack like that reverse bomb lady lol
Let's be real no one is truly normal.
I saw it at 419 likes, I just HAD to like it to make it 420
@@kyle90876 The best moment if you haven't seen it when he breaks character is from Cook Islands. Search "Billy loves candice"
2:20 bruh he is the hairiest man in the universe
His hair was very attractive. :)
fyoukim12 *spits out cereal*
A pair of fuzzy coconuts would be a good way to get my daily dose of forbidden fruit, not to mention the milk. ;)
Lucas Freeze you need some Jesus.
Tea Tsuneko *stops eating my cereal*
The lady that pissed on the guys hand is wife material
It's sad that an RN actually thinks peeing is even useful. It is an old wive's tale, it doesn't do anything.
@@mjf69 hey you ever hear of a placebo those babies do some even if it's in your head
@հokцƽ ρokus lmao never change internet
Get a spike on the bum. Then you could yell “PISS ON MY ASS.”
MJF it’s actually just a warm liquid that does it
Machete guy knows that a sharp blade is a safe blade. I only saw this clip, but I would ally myself with him over anyone who called him crazy
Alex Willis Exactly! Spoken like a true man of experience
People watched too many movies
A dull blade sucks, do you WANT a metal splinter?
Exactly dude, idiots
I agree with you but the creepy way he was doing it kinda makes it slightly uncomfortable lol
“Why does he need the machete so sharp” you can’t be letting your tools get dull man, especially when you’re doing things for yourself and surviving. The dude isn’t gonna slaughter you, u should thank him
I thought I was the only one thinking that
H. ermes I know that dudes an idiot
Dear@@booperbomb2503 , I know I have to keep eyebrow pencil sharp, is all . . .
Dear@literally not z Were you there?! Be that as it may, you never know when you might need it sharp in an emergency . . ..
I remember them saying that all Matthew does was sharpen that machete all day which is pretty unnecessary since at that point that machete could cut an entire tree down in one strike.
This makes me want to watch old survivor so bad now.
sammeeeee
3:31 oh shit! It's Kinobody!
I love watching the old seasons and I recently just finished watching Panama again and having Cirie check Shane's package is still one of the most hilarious things ever. LOL 🤣🤣 The owl watching [sort of] was also a funny edit by the editors
get hulu all your problems will be solved
@@whydopeopleeatturnips6975 CBS All-Access is way better compared to Hulu for this show
I accidentally
clicked on the 1st video in this
little Cringe Series and i cant stop...
This shit is too damn good holy hell hahahaha
Stronglikebull L
Same! Way late but glad I found it and haven’t stopped watching since part 1! Lol
3:31 oh shit! It's Kinobody!
same i forgot how much i love survivor
Same here! 😂 I started at 12a, it's now 4am... I am multitasking, but have this to keep me entertained. I love Survivor!
Same bro
That sea urchin scene put Kathy on the map as a survivor legend to me
Rob Romeo i thought it was jelly fish not sea urchins that piss was for?. He got middle age piss on him 🤢
Sad thing is the guy's an RN and actually thinks you're supposed to pee on a sting which is just a wives tale. If anything you should wash it with ocean water. The salt will help disinfect it and slightly relieve pain. Urine doesn't do anything except the warmth might help it feel little better for a few seconds.
You're actually supposed to put it into hot water (where you almost can't stand it) to get the vemon out.
Why didnt he just pee on his own hand?
Honestly fr
"I need somebody to pee on my hand!"
And an RN as well. Falling for that stupid old myth.
@@T3t4nu5 what is RN?
Stephen Thayer Registered nurse
Kinky
HE IS LITERALLY CARRYING HIS FAMILY ON HIS BACK
Twothless im carrying my family on my balls
True Ascendant in*
no im actually carrying my family ON my balls
Twothless What you doing here twoth I watch you play PvZ!
Someone should draw a rendering of Rob walking upstairs using the stair as a cane, with Amber perched on his back holding their children in one hand and a duffel bag with the million they won in All-Stars in the other.
"I need somebody to pee on my hand" *everybody comes running*
Colby was just like a father trying to ask Amanda to give Danielle back the clue and Danielle and Amanda were fighting like sisters lmao
Lol Heidi is textbook example of what NOT to say at tribal council
Alexander Fitzgerald - I cant stand her mannnn. She is so clueless and honestly believes the shit that comes out of her own mouth. 😂
She’s like the evil villain expositing her evil plan in front of the only people who can stop her
I love her other moment somewhere in one of these cringe videos when she's at the final council voting for the winner and she asks the two final contestants if there's anyone else who should be sitting next to them and the she desperately wants them to say her name, but they don't. It's so hilarious, lmao
CAN SOMEONE PEE!!!!!!!!
*Everyone looks at him*
The affected area(s) should be immersed in hot water (as hot as can be tolerated without burning the skin) for at least an hour and preferably more as this greatly reduces pain and swelling. Immersion can be repeated if pain recurs. Adding Epsom salts or other magnesium sulfate compound to the water may help in dissolving the spines and reducing swelling.
VINEGAR, OR URINE, ARE NOT AS HELP!
What a fucking idiot, he's suppose to be an RN.
Matthew (the guy sharpening the machete) was my favorite player that season. He was sort of a dark horse and made it to TOP 2 just by keeping to himself, no real alliances. I mean, that's why he ultimately was runner up, but I loved that.
He should have won
2004: Rupert is such a hero, America loves him!
2017: If Rupert is such a hero, where is his social game? Who breaks shit around camp in the middle of the night?
Also John and Shane with their "emergencies" and queens Kathy and Cirie to the rescue lol
vaporterra yea I guess he gotten to old for the game now 😂
Well they are emergencies.
If anything he was being considerate, gathering wood for the fire while everybody else rests and sleeps.
Bart Stan gathering? It was right there. If your bed was next to the kitchen and someone decides to meal prep and unload dishes at 3 am is that considerate because they’re doing it while you “rest” lol
@@bartstan260 i get it, i love rupert way more than the rest besides Colby. They were the last two heros in HvV. Idk why so many people sided w russell cutthroat lying…
Colby: I was watching treasure island
The recruitment process must be hilarious for Survivor - Only select the most deranged and clueless Americans
That's what it used to be. Nowadays nobody has come close to being classic Survivors.
It's really impressive that Cirie managed to so quickly turn everything back around after openly trying, and failing, to steal Sarah's steal-a-vote. AND steal her own vote with it lmao
Cirie: "I tried to be professional"
*cuts to Cirie uncontrollably laughing*
wow ten years makes a difference in language on tv
i was looking for someone to acknowledge that. i get it’s seen as cringe now, but that was pretty normal back then. honestly it’s still common now. you just don’t see it on tv. i think times change and i didn’t find it cringe worthy, just something you wouldn’t say today.
@@iamjp1 Americans got really fucking uptight
Matt sharpening the machete, really cool. He's out to butcher everyone in the tribe.
he ate Jason's heart
The chafed testicles scene was hilarious
Was he one of the dudes laughing at the gal for going naked? I'm sure diaper-rash guy had to go nekkid for a while to heal it.
Somebody have to pee?! Somebody have to go to the BATHROOOOM
That Kathy and John one KILLS me! I always remember Rosie at the reunion talking about that... Come to think of it that whole reunion should be on here lmao
that amanda and daniell clip was so weird bro lol
Austin Kilgore what the fuck
LOL! I'm doing a Cagayan rewatch and I just got to a cringy moment (at least it was to me) when Tony and Spencer were talking about Tony being a cop and Kass was laying in the shelter, but then Tony said that Kass is usually up by now and she thought that Tony was talking shit about her...
4:09 he was sharpening the wrong side of the machete.
Double sided?
he's sharpening both sides and the handle. You could never be too prepared
THE MACHETE GUY OMG LOOOOOLLLLL
Vicky Paves had me dying lmao, he just keeps going
Ciaran Kindrick I bet he was trying to seem really creepy so they would be scared if he learned about plots against him
Dull blade is a useless blade
@@cannedgoodness9633 machetes don't need to be that sharp. They are for hacking not slicing. It will kill the blade faster
Kelroy Lovel they use the machetes for pretty much everything
Colby 3rd time in HvV was just hilarously sad... he rather watch a movie than play Survivor
Amanda... my ally... give up that immunity clue
He was just saying that he didn't want any part in their argument.
@@UnknownUser-fj1cg An argument about something that could keep him or his ally safe when they were in the minority and in huge danger of getting eliminated. Hence "hilariously sad...he rather watch a movie than play Survivor."
Of course, word is that this whole scene was heavily edited and misrepresented. But as it was presented to the viewers, it looks like Colby couldn't care less about something that could keep him in the game at a point when his path to the end was otherwise pretty much closed.
@@Rodanguirus so what was he supposed to do? Hold her down and take it 😂? He has some respect and dignity to not physically involve himself in any way in such a petty situation. He did take Tina to the end after all
He would've been a legend if he told them to kiss a little.
I could watch Christy sign and say, “He’s creepy,” 100 times a day and never get sick of it.
The way Hali rationalized flipping was hilarious 😂 extra points for cleverness
And especially when Tony won 2 seasons before, and he flipped almost every single time.
Shane: "Don't laugh"
Cirie: (immediately laughs)
😂😂😂
Literally Eric licking cirie’s fingers😂😂he is a legend
That wasn't cringy it was funny
“Oh baby”
I wish I was Cirie in that moment
Troyzan could shake the whole world with his arrogance level.
That one dude is a nurse and he actually thinks peeing on a wound will make it better
@@BrockTheTrainer it doesn’t that’s a myth, it may help wash away dirt or venom on the surface but it doesn’t neutralize it
nurses have less formal education than kindergarten teachers, what did you expect?
@@jerrynadler2883 ur ignorant
@@keilakolden3279 but im right tho
@@jerrynadler2883 4 years in school vs 4 years in school??
I liked Shirin but she was by far the cringiest person ever.
Hence why they didn't want to deal with her at all in Cambodia
Its so hilarious seeing Robb trash talking the other team and trying to boost the morale 😂
"I didn't even see what happened, I was watching treasure island."
The dude eating popcorn while the girls wrestled around over the clue was gold.
cirie trying to use sarah’s advantage is easily top 3 survivor cringe moments of all time😂
Did Sarah give it to her out of trust or did Cirie take it?
@@katewatford1532 out of trust
What if Cirie didnt give it back? I mean she didnt steal it. It was given to her and it was in her possession, she can decide if she wants to return it back.
Tbh, it was a smart move and was going to be a thing, like even Jeff felt she could do it. Like Cirie and Sara fought about it for 30 minutes, but Troyzan apparently brought up maybe it can't be used by someone else, which is when we see Cirie read the note. This isn't proven, but if true, it was more sad then anything
Jeff almost let Cirie play it. Troyzan said he was the one who pointed out that it was non-transferable, not Sarah.
Hali....the original "How bah dah"
Nick Stead i didn't consent
TheMurrmursonbottle Hi
What a waste of a returning player slot.
BladeBlur Hali was one of my favourites in Game changers, I didn’t find it a waste at all
BladeBlur She is such a queen
"I need somebody who has to pee! I need someone who can pee on my hand. Someone need to pee?"
Why does this sound like a Kurtis Connor bit?
Please make more of these i am obsessed!!!!!!
Bruh hes sharpening his machete , tf can you do with a dull machete
Thank you for making my day better.
“I need a glass of wine”
Such a valid mood 😂
For a Sea Urchin Prick: Use tweezers, razor, or sharp knife to completely remove spines. Wash with fresh water, then soak in fresh water. If it is available, adding Epsom salts or other magnesium sulfate compound to water may help in dissolving residual spines and reducing swelling. Soaking in urine is NOT of help. -- From multiple outdoor medical sources
“I don’t even know what happened I was watching Treasure Island” 😂😭
2:21 are we not gonna talk about how unbelievably hairy this guy is?
A rare werewolf syndrome
My friends called him the walking carpet
Lmao I'm stoned and these videos have me lmaoooo. That owl at 13:08 set me off though lol
“He sits there for an hour a day sharpening his machete...why does he need his machete so sharp?”
Why do you need yours so dull?
Omg I randomly came to check if this was here and it was posted 4 minutes go! Thank you! 👑
Colby proved his lack of strategy by siding with Danielle and making Amanda giving it back smh
These videos are GOLD!!
I knew a lot of ppl were fans of this show. But thank you for compiling all the moments i actually cherish. You are a king amongst men
Actually the John Carroll pee moment is iconic imo
TrVe Its probably the reason Kathy was in All Stars
11:05
"What an ass!" and the confessional that follows it is by far the most underrated confessional in survivor history. It makes me die of laughter 😂
13:35: "How do I make that go away?"
"Can you dry it out?" :O
Eager Turtle, you're definitely the "Turtle of Happiness" to us Survivor fans!
TheLeastExpected23 tryhards -_-
why is colby always in some weird girl situation lolll!
Thank you so much for posting these videos I love these Survivor videos.
Can I just say, from a medical standpoint, never, ever, EVER pee on an open wound. Thank you.
Troyzan's "no" and jury's reaction always gets me hahha
It blanked it out but the guy says "it's a grower not a shower" lmao
lmfao never heard thatt before but I already know what it means
The machete guy is me when people piss me off
“No, don’t worry, I’m a pacifist guys *moves at a quick pace towards you with the machete swinging in the air* I don’t like blood, it’s ok”
“I’m a pacifist, guys.” As he says it in the most TikTok boy voice ever
i love colby. such a simple man
1:00
Girl: "Colby, did you see what she just did?!"
Colby: "I didn't even see what happened, I was just watching Treasure Island"
LOL TYPICAL BOY! XD YES!
Colby watching Danielle and Amanda legitimately fighting will always be hilarious to me.
I mean if he needed pee on his hand... couldnt he just pee on himself?
maybe he had no pee left.
He obvi peed in the water
I love how Colby just sits there while they’re fighting over the clue 😂😂
everyone: sawing logs 😴
rupert: SAWING LOGS 🌴
does the guy know that u dont have to pee on a venomous sea urchin sting all u have to do is put salt water on it after u get the needles out
itsjustjace he’s a nurse I think he knew what he was doing
@@csmith6583 well he didn't
itsjustjace the sea water is full of bacteria, if they had enough time they could boil the sea water to sterilise it
Yeah in a pinch it helps also you should try to put it into as hot as water as can be standed
the funniest part of erik licking cirie’s fingers is james’s commentary
Colby watches as his alliance member steals away his enemy's idol clue
Then tells his alliance member to give it back after watching them cat fight
WHAT
Stephen Fiora he's a simple man.
He just wants to watch treasure island
it was danielles clue tho she snatched it not necessarily fair
It was Danielles and even if Amanda managed to steal it, she couldn’t use it anyway
0:20 Cash me outside
Every guy ever when a woman asks him to get involved in her argument: I didn’t see it, I was watching tv😂
"I've got so much energy Jeff! Like the opposite of a bomb" "Psshhhhh!" Reference @ 9:28
Lol, she is so enthusiastic yet SO very awkward!
What’s ironic about the scene with Heidi at tribal is that everything she said was true. Rob Cesternino himself even said he was more afraid of Heidi than Jenna.
Lol at first I thought that the 2nd one was at Ponderosa... lol
These shoyld be called funniest survivor moments im dying rn 😂
“It’s my chafing skirt”
the "ladies its my chafing skirt" sent me
big teddy wasn’t so BIG
He’s like the human personification of shadow
Rufus's wife is totally oblivious... Why am i not shocked at all???
“Ladies its my chafing shirt”
Lmaoooooooo
2:02 Me when the teacher asks if I have the homework
And my dumbass lies and says “yes”
This one has some good moments.... Kathy eagerly running to pee, Shane's diaper rash and Matt sharpening that machete!! 😱
That lady that whizzed on guys hand that’s some gangster shit lol 😂 talk about team work.
“You know like diaper rash on a baby?”😂
“I’m not a sore loser, BUT-“
Reads exactly like “I’m not supposed to share my opinion, BUT-“
R ‘I need someone to pee on my hand’ Kelly
Thanks for continuing doing these. You are the best. :)