Not gonna lie, this compilation wasn't as funny as I thought it'd be. I mean, it's not bad, it's just not that good either. I heard the lead actress had won so many accolades for her role, so I thought I'd get something like The Office, Parks and Recreation, or Brooklyn Nine Nine. But it's nowhere as funny.
These aren't insults, these are aural pieces of art, shards of sharp words that cut like no other can. They are the most beautiful things I have ever heard.
I think it’s interesting that the series started with Jonah having a good insult and they quickly took away his ability to give good insults. I also wonder if the physical insults like congressman no jaw and Paddington Bear-looking MFer stuck with the actors.
hey guys I made instagram account to post fav veep insults. Tell me which is your favorite insults I will upload. Page is here instagram.com/veepinsults
I worked with the 'Pol Pot of Pie Charts' - even Death by Powerpoint lets you join letters to form obscenities while they drone on, but the pie chart is a special kind of hell.
Hi, I just listened for the first time and really enjoyed your episode. I think VPR will be fine without Ariana if they have another season. I just don't see a path forward for VPR. Production ignored so many stories to either protect their golden boys or focus on the scandal and its aftermath. Production ignored Katie's storyline of leaving a marriage were she wasn't being respected and was constantly mistreated and gaslit, they ignored Lala's storyline of learning she was married to a very shady man and what she needed to do to escape the marriage, they ignored Ariana's storyline of betrayal and how she moved when the hurt is that deep. Now we are left with Schwartz who acts like a tool, continues to use women and doesn't get how to be an adult, Sandavol who refuses to accept any responsibility for the his actions, constantly throws people under the bus, dredges up ancient history and is a man child, and Brock who mocks and pressures Scheana to just get over her post partum OCD and anxiety. What I think VPR needs is new Production that doesn't promote and require the female cast to accept toxic male behaviors, and they need to get rid of Schwartz and Sandavol. Which leaves us with a show miss 3 of their main cast and no storyoines for the people remaining because they ignored they good storylines for years. And without telling the story of Katie and Lala ending their marriages from their point of view and without properly exploring and telling Scheana's story of working through crippling anxiety and post partum how do we jump into those stories now? I think Ariana is correct, but Lala and Scheana are wrong about it being her fault that VPR died, the fault all lies on Production's shoulders for focusing on stupid men needing to be constantly forgiven for cheating, being bad partners and acting like juveniles.
I always thought Selina's dressing down of Gary was a bridge too far...yes, he's an unrepentent sycophant; yes, he's a backstabbing, effete wanker; yes, he has very little relevance to anything outside sanitizing Selina's tweezers, but, for the most part, he was a friend when she needed one. I thought Tony Hale did an amazing job with his reaction in that scene. This show had such amazing writing, but, sometimes, it was so mean-spirited that even the humor was hard to find. The real humor is that these people have squatted in D.C. for as long as there has been a D.C.
"Selina Mehh" is such a simple yet sharp insult 😂
kills me
Voldamyer 😂
Not gonna lie, this compilation wasn't as funny as I thought it'd be. I mean, it's not bad, it's just not that good either. I heard the lead actress had won so many accolades for her role, so I thought I'd get something like The Office, Parks and Recreation, or Brooklyn Nine Nine. But it's nowhere as funny.
"You're like an early draft of a man"
"do you enjoy sex? do you like to travel? then f**k off."
I loved this show and missed that? how?
How could u miss all the gifs of it all over the internet is what I don’t understand 😂
"you let that unstable piece of human scaffolding into your house?" gets me every time
Julia's delivery of "Croissant" in that accent was genius
JLD actually is French, so the accent is most likely real.
I just love that she cracks up but turns away and recenters herself. Such a pro 🤌
That's just how you pronounce the word correctly
"You're not even your Mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah." So good!
All time favorite 😂
"I don't have time to ignore you" is one of my favorite lines ever
"Jonah with money. It's like if Hitler could fly." I YELLED
all the insults towards Jonah are savage and hilarious
“It’s bigger than your mom‘s womb and you were in there till you were 15”
So fuckin good 😂😂
Bless Sue. I had to pause because I laughed so hard.
its like these character used up all their brain intelligence to invent creative insult instead of politic strategy...
If you look at modern american politics, its pretty much same thing . Only difference is that the insults in veep are WAY better.
Kinda like some real presidents
"Brain intelligence"?
@@user-kj9oz7lb8s Thank you for saying it.
@@user-kj9oz7lb8s Yup. There's ass intelligence too. Just so you know.
“Don’t you patronize me with your no-jaw!” 😂😂😂😂
That’s my all time favorite along with I know how to give a mother Fking speech, lol 😂 I’m editing so the YT police won’t get mad.
“They called you goofy smile” kills me every time
And her losing her smile is killer.
The writers of the insults in this show deserve a spot in heaven
These aren't insults, these are aural pieces of art, shards of sharp words that cut like no other can. They are the most beautiful things I have ever heard.
Looks like someone majored in fortune cookies.
the cloud botherer is hilarious lol.
“12 years a slave at jerking off” had me howling lol
“Kent majored in Fortune Cookies” 😂😂😂😂
He delivered that line so perfectly lol
I used to think this show was embellishing stories of actual political figures. I now know it's a documentary.
The only flaw in this show is that the insults were so rapid fire it was hard to hear them all....Hard to stop laughing...
All the more reason to rewatch it
I remember laughing my ass off when Dan calls Jonas car a "Fucking Minecraft piece of shit"
My favorite is “dont give me that quaker in a titty bar look, seriously, dont” 😂😂 now im curious what got dropped in that writers room
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard
Amy's meltdown was freaking epic.
"Unstable piece of human scaffolding." 😂
"Gay Irish Fireman!"
"like your mother, it has been loved and taken care of by some other guys"
“Skyscraper shit has arrived.”
That is dark 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man" I MEAN COME ON PURE GOLD!!!
I love the dildo/croissant analogy: "It doesnt do the job, and it leaves a FUCKING MESS!" LOL
"How come you only type with two fingers!? You're not a sloth!"
The last clip was just the writers taking the opportunity to show off. I was cackling the entire time 😂
There was no way the cast handled these scripts with bare hands without getting paper cuts
“I gotta take a giant wiz”
“It’s like if dogs could talk”
Absolutely killed me
I regularly use the "if dogs could talk" on my nephews/friends lol
It's like West Wing but as written by the music teacher from Whiplash
"Well, it's bigger than your mother's womb and you were there till you were fifteen"
It's nice to see Dr. House clean-shaven and in a nice suit.
And calling someone a nazi doctor.
He's a stand-in for Peter Capaldi. _In the Thick of It_ took 10 years off Capaldi's life from the stress of playing Malcolm Tucker.
And still acerbic as ever.
Didn't mention Lupus once.
Veep was the greatest experience of my life
"Bring me my cerise-colored binder, Jonah" ⚰
To this day this is one of the funniest and best shows I have ever seen. Miss the heck out of it.
"She sounds like an underwater Bob Dylan" 😂
"hey dobby the house elf"
BRILLIANT WRITING
This compilation alone makes me want to watch this show! I have NEVER seen VEEP before and my friend suggested I give it a watch.
A must watch.
Telling everyone this is the original succession
Omg i have never watched this show , and now i must
You'll love it.
The savagery is magnificent.
Time for a VEEP rewatch
Will is actually played by George Santos!
“It’s larger than your mother’s womb and you’ve been in there for 15 years” is my favorite. Got to love Sue!
“You gay Irish fireman” is my most favorite.
You can really see the relation of The Thick of It to Veep to Succession.
"and you! You gay Irish fireman....you're ok" 😂😂😂😂😂
“The Cloud Botherer” is hysterical 😂
world’s largest single celled organism 😭
"You are the worst thing to happen to this country since food in buckets"
What I like about this is I can’t tell what party each one is. They are all ruthless.
Especially when they're trying to figure out what their stance should be on an issue for election season
@@yourreward yeah sadly that’s like real life.
4:02 My all time favorite insult- “Go shit yourself long tall Sally”
I think it’s interesting that the series started with Jonah having a good insult and they quickly took away his ability to give good insults.
I also wonder if the physical insults like congressman no jaw and Paddington Bear-looking MFer stuck with the actors.
It’s been reuploaded! The best mix! Thank you!
Dobby the house elf 😂
I Can't get enough of these😂😂
How did I miss this show? 😂
It is worth watching....so, so good!
hey guys I made instagram account to post fav veep insults. Tell me which is your favorite insults I will upload. Page is here instagram.com/veepinsults
❤ Thank You for posting this.
"Kindergarten for cyber brats" 😂
I miss this show.
Damn I miss this show lmao 😂❤
Thank you for this! GOLD.
"Congressman No Jaw!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I miss this show so much 😂
I worked with the 'Pol Pot of Pie Charts' - even Death by Powerpoint lets you join letters to form obscenities while they drone on, but the pie chart is a special kind of hell.
I think about "have you been sent from the future to destroy me? cause its working!" at least once a week
Julia laughing at “using a croissant”
Selina is so malcom tucker im American and i love this show and armando ianuccis writing and the thick of it is absolutely hilarious
I’ll have to remember to use the ‘Do you like sex and like to travel’ insult.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 JOLLY GREENE JIZZ FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet the writer smokes hella weed in the writing room. Because some of the insults are too good to be true
10:03 that scene really cut deep... 😢
Jolly Green Jiz Face. I have actually used that one. 😉
My favourite series of all time
Lol!!!! The Cloud Botherer!! 😂😂
I don’t know why, but “pissface” sent me into orbit
So many great lines, so few episodes.
Cloud Botherer!
The best comedy ever ... and the best acting in a comedy ever (i mean it)
Finally I remember trying to find clips of this to share with friends and could never find any. Could you please make a McLintock comp next.
You needed a PhD in insults and shade to be on Veep😂😂😂
Congressman No Jaw LUL
Brilliant
Brilliant stuff ❤
Absolutely hilarious, what a show. America can make a great comedy like no-body else, different but very funny!
Sorry to be the one to tell you... It was made by Brits and is based on a BBC show called The Thick Of It
@@EzraTaylor1 Well I am sort of surprised. I thought it was American made. But don't get too proud: the creator is of Italian descent, not British.
Its weird seeing Elaine curse so much
05:27. Oh, the Irony of Ed calling Jonah a bony Frankenstein monster. Has he looked in a mirror? Pot...Kettle. 😁
Zach woods just getting in some shots before getting torn apart in Silicon Valley
Is this show a prophecy?
3:41 killed me
80 story sky raper😂😂😂
Cloud Botherer
80% of them were directed at Jonah
Poor Jonah
Hi, I just listened for the first time and really enjoyed your episode.
I think VPR will be fine without Ariana if they have another season. I just don't see a path forward for VPR. Production ignored so many stories to either protect their golden boys or focus on the scandal and its aftermath. Production ignored Katie's storyline of leaving a marriage were she wasn't being respected and was constantly mistreated and gaslit, they ignored Lala's storyline of learning she was married to a very shady man and what she needed to do to escape the marriage, they ignored Ariana's storyline of betrayal and how she moved when the hurt is that deep. Now we are left with Schwartz who acts like a tool, continues to use women and doesn't get how to be an adult, Sandavol who refuses to accept any responsibility for the his actions, constantly throws people under the bus, dredges up ancient history and is a man child, and Brock who mocks and pressures Scheana to just get over her post partum OCD and anxiety.
What I think VPR needs is new Production that doesn't promote and require the female cast to accept toxic male behaviors, and they need to get rid of Schwartz and Sandavol. Which leaves us with a show miss 3 of their main cast and no storyoines for the people remaining because they ignored they good storylines for years. And without telling the story of Katie and Lala ending their marriages from their point of view and without properly exploring and telling Scheana's story of working through crippling anxiety and post partum how do we jump into those stories now?
I think Ariana is correct, but Lala and Scheana are wrong about it being her fault that VPR died, the fault all lies on Production's shoulders for focusing on stupid men needing to be constantly forgiven for cheating, being bad partners and acting like juveniles.
This is a great show! However, make no mistake, the real people running this country aren’t that witty with their joking, I can assure you this
OMFG😂😂😂
I always thought Selina's dressing down of Gary was a bridge too far...yes, he's an unrepentent sycophant; yes, he's a backstabbing, effete wanker; yes, he has very little relevance to anything outside sanitizing Selina's tweezers, but, for the most part, he was a friend when she needed one. I thought Tony Hale did an amazing job with his reaction in that scene. This show had such amazing writing, but, sometimes, it was so mean-spirited that even the humor was hard to find. The real humor is that these people have squatted in D.C. for as long as there has been a D.C.
What’s Buster doing on the show…gotta start watching.