Ryan plays Hiveswap Friendsim! Volume 5

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @rooksclown316
    @rooksclown316 6 лет назад +280

    *ALL LOWBLOODS ARE QUEENS!*

    • @olliefaye9599
      @olliefaye9599 6 лет назад +83

      IF THEY BLEED, THEY’RE A
      *T H O T*

  • @endyxander4521
    @endyxander4521 6 лет назад +279

    You saying "we found the good ending" on Zebruhs instant game over route is a Big Mood™ and I agree 100%

  • @roseofhybrids
    @roseofhybrids 5 лет назад +30

    Zebruh: "and this here is my red-blooded husband!"
    MSPA reader: "friend"
    Zebruh: "yes, yes, my red-blooded husband friend"

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 6 лет назад +140

    )(IC: I am condescending
    Zebruh: hold my beer

  • @quinny8216
    @quinny8216 6 лет назад +164

    mspa reader polypa otp

  • @wowspiders7176
    @wowspiders7176 6 лет назад +37

    Hussie: Cronus is the worst character
    Also Hussie: hehheheheh heres Zebruh

  • @rooksclown316
    @rooksclown316 6 лет назад +99

    Zebruh is a "Nice Guy"

  • @lukkaandreadis6669
    @lukkaandreadis6669 6 лет назад +120

    Polypa said she has lost plenty of jobs to a quardruanted pair of a goldblood and an oliveblood.I bet she was talking about Azdaja and Konyyl.

  • @ThePoketroller
    @ThePoketroller 6 лет назад +170

    and everybody was saying how bad equius was

  • @nieodgadniesztejnazwy1815
    @nieodgadniesztejnazwy1815 6 лет назад +83

    Polypa said "Beggars can't be choosers".
    You know who else said that?
    CRONUS

  • @ZeronFXL
    @ZeronFXL 6 лет назад +18

    zebruh really brings a whole new dimension to the concept of blue balls

  • @anon9359
    @anon9359 6 лет назад +67

    23:50 ... did he just say the human equivalence to STAY WOKE? I'm leaving.

  • @cryptidcorvid
    @cryptidcorvid 6 лет назад +56

    I Love Polypa with my entire being

  • @suffersudoku
    @suffersudoku 5 лет назад +18

    zebruh is literally a combination of kankri and cronus and if that's not the worst thing ever i don't know what is

  • @Kiara-dx8jg
    @Kiara-dx8jg 4 года назад +4

    Zebruh: ♡Want to Netflix and chill?♡
    Mc: N-
    Zebruh: Great!

  • @izyman123ify
    @izyman123ify 5 лет назад +10

    “Deploy shooshpap.” Was the best thing I could’ve read

  • @celebre8031
    @celebre8031 6 лет назад +35

    I honestly find Zebruh pretty funny. Sure he's a hypocrite and like a reverse Horuss but i like how whenever he says something that relates to quadrants his quirk shows what he says has a certain quadrant symbol around it. Indicating. He is desperate like the Amporas but can easily get his way. I think people don't like him because he comes of a bit STRONG. Indigos can be a tricky one to figure out because of their social standard.

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 6 лет назад +44

    I think Zebruh's story speaks something about a specific person/group/organization that says that they care about the marginalized but does otherwise

  • @TheCrimebaby
    @TheCrimebaby 6 лет назад +22

    8:48 THE DEBATE HAS BEEN SETTLED!!! *"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!"*

  • @itsterminal7153
    @itsterminal7153 5 лет назад +10

    Usually I'd get salty when people bash on my fave characters but zebruh is a major acception and is valid

  • @sidereumcantor1525
    @sidereumcantor1525 6 лет назад +22

    Yknow after Zebruh I hope the rust/purple matesprits are like okay

  • @cronadavis3331
    @cronadavis3331 6 лет назад +71

    Zebruh is giving me a Kevin (SU) vibe...

  • @adamwise1111
    @adamwise1111 4 года назад +7

    24:18 I can't decide whether this is funny or not but the fact that it says "out of his league" instead of "not his type" suggests that he couldn't get with a high blood even if he wanted to. He probably goes for low bloods because they're the only people willing to tolerate him because they are intimidated by him/want protection from being culled. Thats supremely gross.

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 6 лет назад +22

    So. Polypa. My bff now. Forever.

  • @quinny8216
    @quinny8216 6 лет назад +31

    28:13 o tnink the last time i heard the term "feelings jam" was before nepeta and equius. . . ya know

    • @RyanPhantomOfficial
      @RyanPhantomOfficial  6 лет назад +17

      press F to pay respects for nepeta

    • @coralia.i
      @coralia.i 6 лет назад +7

      Ryan Phantom: The Whole Croissant
      AND WHAT ABOUT EQUIUS!?
      F

  • @itsterminal7153
    @itsterminal7153 5 лет назад +9

    Zebruh is my favourite character for the only reason that he's irredeemable trash and everyone hates him

  • @jesterjacks3933
    @jesterjacks3933 6 лет назад +6

    Ryan making that a good ending is honestly a mood.

  • @shyscorpio2003
    @shyscorpio2003 6 лет назад +10

    *That moment when you actually like Zebruh*

  • @corv1d770
    @corv1d770 6 лет назад +11

    20:27 the word youre looking for is performative Ally
    He performs the ideas of the marginalized to win points while using his privilege to manipulate those same groups

  • @muyoko8330
    @muyoko8330 6 лет назад +19

    so much facepalms on zebruh part

  • @sarahgrimheart3778
    @sarahgrimheart3778 6 лет назад +19

    I KNEW IT !! AND IT"S BEFORE SHE GOT HER BANDAGES !!!

  • @mabelpines2783
    @mabelpines2783 6 лет назад +63

    God; He's worse than Equiis and Amisia combined. Kill it with fire please. Definitely the most despicable friendsim friend xD. He's right up there with Vriska, Eridan and Cronus. And at least VASKA and Eridan are very complicated people. He simply is the worst there is.
    Polypa absolutely makes up for it though. Polypa is the definition of a murder friend. I wonder if the murder has anything to do with act 2. I dunno if it's just cause it's a disguise; but Polypa's hoodie does not have a canon goldblood sign, or even a sign on the zodiac at all. And am I the only one who thinks the purple blood might be Marvus? I just assume any troll shown here is a troll from troll call at this point.
    I'm REALLY hoping we get Lanque/ Who Is This in Volume 6. Has anyone digged in the files for the chapter title?
    Who are YOU waiting for Ryan?

    • @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle
      @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle 6 лет назад +1

      To answer your question about the purple blood, no, it's not Marvus
      It was a well respected seadweller according to Polypa.

    • @mabelpines2783
      @mabelpines2783 6 лет назад +1

      oh I mean the matesprit with the lowblood lol xD

  • @sarahgrimheart3778
    @sarahgrimheart3778 6 лет назад +34

    Also did dirk get his smuppets from Alternia?

  • @HearthFlow
    @HearthFlow 5 лет назад +3

    The absolute worst part about Zebruh is that- as seen in Friendsim Volume 16-
    [Spoilers?]
    Zebruh appears to be Doombound as his death triggered a doomed timeline
    As such, he can't be killed off

  • @plaguemafia7199
    @plaguemafia7199 6 лет назад +9

    The oliveblood and goldblood duo.... i'm putting in bets that it is azdaja and konnyl.

  • @livrose5996
    @livrose5996 6 лет назад +31

    r/niceguys

    • @dirtkinnie5751
      @dirtkinnie5751 4 года назад +1

      liv rose THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 6 лет назад +5

    Here we go again
    A blueblood who will ruin our reputation again

  • @alliyahjones275
    @alliyahjones275 6 лет назад +19

    5:22 “he tryna smash!!!!”

  • @borealissystem5916
    @borealissystem5916 4 года назад +2

    Imagine Kankri and Zebruh *trying* to have a conversation about lowblood rights in Zebruh's hive...

  • @Faith-lh5ti
    @Faith-lh5ti 6 лет назад +4

    23:55 "stay awaken" this guy did NOT just say stay woke in Alternian did he? oh my god he did. No.

  • @bluerose2229
    @bluerose2229 6 лет назад +7

    OOh the olive and gold blood pair she was talking about might've been that strong olive(Konyyl) and that super saiyan (Azdaja) looking gold blood >:0c

  • @shotodoki-roki5580
    @shotodoki-roki5580 6 лет назад +5

    "Theres an oliveblood and goldblood who I always lose my jobs to"
    Me: Azdaja and Konyyl!

  • @cookieek2290
    @cookieek2290 6 лет назад +5

    Majima didn’t loose his eye only for you to compare him to the trash troll.

  • @a-bird-lover
    @a-bird-lover 6 лет назад +15

    Oh god tumblr combined with a racist nice guy. Only 20 minutes in how much worse can it get
    edit: well at least he's not noticeably into bestiality

    • @SoluKissin
      @SoluKissin 5 лет назад

      Honestly, if he lives for any longer than the Friendsims, I think he would do anything for a quadrant.

  • @kankrivantas5536
    @kankrivantas5536 6 лет назад +4

    Zebrah is like one of the people on tumblr you should avoid at all costs

  • @spritelady4669
    @spritelady4669 6 лет назад +9

    POLYPA IS BEST TROLL

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 5 лет назад +1

    26:13 when hearing that I remember thinking "Oh Lord it's 6th grade all over again."

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 6 лет назад +7

    3:32 Sweet, a Butler!

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 6 лет назад +2

    Then you realize Remele's route took place in Polypa's bad ending

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 6 лет назад +52

    Did Polypa kill Zebruh? Please tell me she did!

    • @jeftar3po372
      @jeftar3po372 6 лет назад +19

      Cupcake Fish It was a violet blood and it was mentioned that person is a seadweller. That makes me excited. When Civara was talking about violet bloods, I thought of seaswellers, but wasn't sure if deep purple or violet bloods were being used interchangeably. Turns out there are violet seadwellers. Not surprised, but excited.

    • @heynae2016
      @heynae2016 6 лет назад

      Jeftar3PO ooh! That's interesting

    • @p0p525
      @p0p525 6 лет назад +1

      Jeftar3PO
      i beleave the violet migth be the girl from prongle!
      you know, the one who likes memes! :o0

    • @jeftar3po372
      @jeftar3po372 6 лет назад +3

      BlueTarte p0pland If it is the girl who likes memes aka Trizza Tethis, we would have the main antagonist immediately killed. Not only that, Hiveswap Friendsim takes place during the events of Act 1. We see Trizza at the end of Act 1. So no it would not be Trizza if that's what you mean.

    • @p0p525
      @p0p525 6 лет назад +1

      Jeftar3PO
      not trizza! the girl that is a meme rival to the queen!
      let me find her name :oD

  • @hopefullypessimistic1289
    @hopefullypessimistic1289 6 лет назад +7

    oddly i like Zebruh lmao but i do get why not that many people like him

  • @rainbowroger3454
    @rainbowroger3454 5 лет назад +2

    You remind me of the McElroy brothers but.....I..can’t put my finger on it

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 6 лет назад +7

    I didn't feel much about Ze*_bruh_* but he isn't as appealing as the others

  • @alex1Sded
    @alex1Sded 5 месяцев назад

    36:24 That aged like fine wine alchemized by some random teens on a meteor

  • @Faith-lh5ti
    @Faith-lh5ti 6 лет назад +2

    POLYPA POLYPA POLYPA!!!!! WE STAN

  • @jotarokujo33
    @jotarokujo33 Год назад

    “Gather round everyone the court of public opinion is now in session”

  • @data6022
    @data6022 6 лет назад +2

    Wait , why in the apartment are fake horns?
    There's another human in alternia? How did they got there?

  • @sarahgrimheart3778
    @sarahgrimheart3778 6 лет назад

    Yo! @ Ryan Phantom : The Whole Croissant , I dunno if this a wrong time or if you're busy , but Hiveswap Friendsim vol. 6 is out right now with THREE NEW TROLLS to play ( three of which came from troll call )

  • @deg2945
    @deg2945 5 лет назад +2

    Zebruh vs Kankri GO!

  • @red_boi22
    @red_boi22 7 месяцев назад

    Majima is a valid troll name. Let that sink in.

  • @jetrodriguez2817
    @jetrodriguez2817 6 лет назад

    Ryan all your video humor is A++++

  • @sarahgrimheart3778
    @sarahgrimheart3778 6 лет назад +4

    Is the troll that patted the one girl troll a lime blood ?

    • @pixelivia3261
      @pixelivia3261 6 лет назад

      they didnt say, but probably not

    • @sarahgrimheart3778
      @sarahgrimheart3778 6 лет назад

      Twilightmia , not in hiveswap , in homestuck they are , hiveswap is before homestuck

    • @Twilightmia
      @Twilightmia 6 лет назад +5

      Sarah Grim heart - There isn't any confirmation they are not extinct in hiveswap though if they aren't I'm sure we would've seen some by now. Don't get me wrong I'd be stoked to see limebloods but I got the feeling the chance of one being introduced are about as big as seeing a male fuchsia

    • @sarahgrimheart3778
      @sarahgrimheart3778 6 лет назад +1

      Twilightmia or a female violet blood , but I could have sworn that hiveswap takes place in the 80s or late 80s , this would mean this would take about from 80s - 00s ( ?) , Which would make hiveswap last a long time for us fans , plus this would make previous connections for that mysterious family tree , and show more about Roxy , Jake , and Jude + Joey 's mother Claire (?) , and how everyone died , including all lime bloods except Karkat, and Kankri ( because of being mutants ) , at this time all the (D)ancestors (?) Exist and the Signless is caught right now due maybe a hint from the weird plush toy in jude + joey's house , but hiveswap could also explain the cherub portals , which could be because jude + joey's dad , Jake , who brought stuff back from his journeys , he also like to hunt as well , but the reason both Roxy and Jake could have left could be because of the baby clones of Rose and Jade , or Roxy found Dirk .. But who knows

    • @Twilightmia
      @Twilightmia 6 лет назад +4

      Sarah grimheart- Hiveswap takes place during the 90's actually. But Alternia was supposed to exist way before earth did though after all karkat and co created the earth. The ancestors most likely lived way before they did, of course, this all speculation since we are lacking dates it's hard to say. Mean Hussie didn't exactly put down "Signless died 100 years before Karkat was born" or something like you know?
      the way I see it currently again just mere speculation:
      Events of the ancestors --- Limeblood extinction event ---- Hiveswap events----Homestuck events
      then again the timelines are not crystal clear when have they ever been? lmao, as for the plush pretty sure that was just put there as a little easter egg

  • @spaceyboi5064
    @spaceyboi5064 6 лет назад +2

    Polpya is big fav

    • @RyanPhantomOfficial
      @RyanPhantomOfficial  6 лет назад +2

      I want you to know that I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation, saw this relateable comment pop up on the side of my screen, and practically threw myself to youtube to write this reply: big mood

  • @ruth540
    @ruth540 6 лет назад +2

    I HOPE THE RED STICKY STUFF ISN'T WHAT I THINK IT IS *wink wonk*

  • @jesterjacks3933
    @jesterjacks3933 6 лет назад +1

    Wow we got an olive blood and an indigo blood. In the same volume.

  • @ZoanBlade90
    @ZoanBlade90 6 лет назад +1

    35:40 "You WILL bow before me!" =D

  • @trustworthy_hypocrite1838
    @trustworthy_hypocrite1838 6 лет назад +1

    Zebruh is like...if Equius and Kankri fused together. The only thing that's good about him is his music soundtrack.
    Edit: his good ending reminds me of Amisia and Ardata's good endings because you end up being forced to he their companion forever.

    • @renmejia2293
      @renmejia2293 5 лет назад

      seems like a blue/indigoblood thing. 🧐🤪

  • @ikemeitz5287
    @ikemeitz5287 6 лет назад +4

    "victory"

  • @liliasleftjacketsleeve
    @liliasleftjacketsleeve 6 лет назад +3

    Im so sick of everyone hating Zebruh,,

    • @CrypticPara
      @CrypticPara 6 лет назад +3

      I mean well, depending on the person zebruh interact with but hey, its just an opinions, an INTERNET opinion, thanks for giving your opinion ( sorry if i anger you i ment to joke, not meant to take it to heart, some people have different taste so no need to hate randomly , i respect them and yours, you like him so hey! Good for you! )

    • @gwensleepyhead2673
      @gwensleepyhead2673 5 лет назад

      Same, friend

  • @JakeyBakeyowo
    @JakeyBakeyowo 6 лет назад +3

    Zebruh is like a nice guy/creepy pms guy/woke guy/social justice worrior/

  • @foxarmy261
    @foxarmy261 4 года назад

    Ryan -we never have to see him again
    Me whos seen the other volumes- rip

  • @hardsalami_6923
    @hardsalami_6923 3 года назад

    Polypa is easily my favorite troll

  • @Vaehlo
    @Vaehlo 6 лет назад +4

    Zebruh is Reddit....r/nice guys

  • @trustworthy_hypocrite1838
    @trustworthy_hypocrite1838 6 лет назад +2

    I love Polypa more than I love living. But Zebruh is gonna catch these hands.

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 6 лет назад

    Boy purpleblood.
    Ram like horns.
    Stout rustblood.
    _oh shit_

  • @jackpayne6518
    @jackpayne6518 5 лет назад +1

    I love new cronus

  • @lemonhscott7667
    @lemonhscott7667 6 лет назад

    This is the best content I've ever seen I'm subscribing to you on twitch

  • @regionalgxner7332
    @regionalgxner7332 6 лет назад +1

    ZEBRUH IS A FUCKING NICE GUY!!

  • @luvz2tap
    @luvz2tap 6 лет назад +1

    My sign is caprigo, meaning that if I were a troll then I would be one of the highbloods.

  • @paleoberd
    @paleoberd 4 года назад

    Guess what, he's in hiveswap act 2

  • @gaarasgurl100
    @gaarasgurl100 4 года назад

    Well... Zebruh is the first troll I don't like. Didn't think it was possible. Still gonna cosplay him probably.

  • @dustinpitts1725
    @dustinpitts1725 6 лет назад

    Polypa is great~ Definitely one of my favourites. ^w^

  • @moiisturez3929
    @moiisturez3929 6 лет назад +2

    zebruh is 4chan

  • @sidereumcantor1525
    @sidereumcantor1525 6 лет назад +2

    No! No... No. I know what that is.

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 6 лет назад

      Abby S. His reaction to the smuppet is the best

  • @mohdoesstuff6700
    @mohdoesstuff6700 5 лет назад +1

    [Damn Smuppets]

  • @a-bird-lover
    @a-bird-lover 6 лет назад +1

    "skylla called it a palmhusk"
    oh noo the palmhusk was used when offbrand lassie was put up for ransom... someone please tell me I'm wrong and that's not the canon ending

  • @haydenhoffman3433
    @haydenhoffman3433 6 лет назад +2

    I'm not that much informed on homestuck but if the theory is true couldnt the shush pap = lime blood? couldnt it be possible that not all lime bloods are dead.

    • @jetrodriguez2817
      @jetrodriguez2817 6 лет назад +1

      hayden hoffman highly unlikely but possible

    • @haydenhoffman3433
      @haydenhoffman3433 6 лет назад

      Thx

    • @haydenhoffman3433
      @haydenhoffman3433 6 лет назад

      Ecto Biologist really? How do you know? I really hope there is.

    • @haydenhoffman3433
      @haydenhoffman3433 6 лет назад

      Ecto Biologist so that confirms the theory?

    • @chelonianmobile
      @chelonianmobile 6 лет назад

      No, that's standard moirallegiance; Polypa is the one getting shooshpapped and is confirmed olive, not lime, and the player character can't possibly be a limeblood because they're not a troll.

  • @ghostlybumblebees5911
    @ghostlybumblebees5911 2 года назад +1

    Zebruh is like a worse combination of Cronus and Kankri

  • @TotalChaos-ed7ye
    @TotalChaos-ed7ye 5 лет назад +1

    53:05

  • @mickalyaupton3043
    @mickalyaupton3043 6 лет назад +2

    Zebruh so thirsty thi

  • @mimim.2175
    @mimim.2175 6 лет назад +2

    SMUPPET

  • @aliensumbra
    @aliensumbra 5 лет назад

    32:34 probably late but you definately got what you asked for

  • @chloe3y824
    @chloe3y824 6 лет назад +1

    Maybe it’s just the blood color that makes them so weird

  • @RetroRageasaurus
    @RetroRageasaurus 6 лет назад +1

    Oh wow! Someone I really want to set on fire! Hadn't run into those in a while!

  • @woodleygosling
    @woodleygosling 5 лет назад

    16:16
    It's confirmed, Zebruh is worse than Eridan
    (r/niceguy)

  • @sofivear
    @sofivear 6 лет назад

    Zebruh is so creepy because he’s duplicitous

  • @elliot_rat
    @elliot_rat 6 лет назад

    THE FUCKING MAJIMA BIT

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 6 лет назад

      anyway im going to eat all of yalls teeth if zebruh gets a redemption arc

  • @noobyytchannel3740
    @noobyytchannel3740 6 лет назад

    I think we can agree that most of us are in mutual hate for Zebruh. and def not kismisissitude-wise

  • @sarahgrimheart3778
    @sarahgrimheart3778 6 лет назад +1

    Marvus? Chahut? Who is this ?

  • @zeros1n
    @zeros1n 5 лет назад +1

    polypa is babey :)