Sundials don't mess around

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  • @TaliesinMyrddin
    @TaliesinMyrddin Год назад +23151

    "Hey, sundial, do you have the time?"
    "Do you?"

    • @raulperez375
      @raulperez375 Год назад +616

      💀

    • @MidnightRobotics
      @MidnightRobotics Год назад +428

      @@raulperez375 literally

    • @justinmayfield6579
      @justinmayfield6579 Год назад +37

      😂

    • @HeyMichaelVsauceHere
      @HeyMichaelVsauceHere Год назад +65

      Took me a full minute to understand this joke

    • @cainmathewson1857
      @cainmathewson1857 Год назад +131

      Holy fuck. This is my new favorite comment of all time. That one dude from the RUclips short with the barracuda will be pissed (it was really good) but he's been overthrown

  • @nishpish1
    @nishpish1 Год назад +22332

    The mood in vsauce videos switches up real fast lol

    • @TheTexas1994
      @TheTexas1994 Год назад

      Mental whiplash

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee Год назад +122

      sundials are so cool! this one says "death comes to all of us equally. thus are we truly unique?"

    • @TheHadi545
      @TheHadi545 Год назад +11

      It’s brilliant, like a well written song

    • @JChimos
      @JChimos Год назад +14

      He took unnatural/choppy segways/transitions and made them completely normal.

    • @DJC_2003
      @DJC_2003 Год назад +12

      The more you talk about death the less it bothers you, not gonna say I don't mind ceasing to exist but I used to not want to hear about it at all, now it is what it is

  • @toadsstool3703
    @toadsstool3703 Год назад +11030

    "Go about your business" is weirdly the most menacing one.

  • @tylermartins7003
    @tylermartins7003 Год назад +1646

    There is a sun dial in my town that's reads "don't come to me in rain or showers, I only count the sunny hours". I always smiled when I saw it

    • @ralfdsouza-ko7dy
      @ralfdsouza-ko7dy 10 месяцев назад +56

      So wholesome

    • @m_29
      @m_29 9 месяцев назад +14

      the expetcion we all needed

    • @minm4234
      @minm4234 9 месяцев назад +10

      Omg it really is so wholesome and logical too ❤❤

    • @D-backs_vr
      @D-backs_vr 9 месяцев назад +3

      I just realized something

    • @krishthakar6661
      @krishthakar6661 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@D-backs_vrwha?

  • @logan317b
    @logan317b Год назад +19752

    I always had a feeling modern clocks were missing something. Now I know it's existential dread.

    • @SarahMichelle777
      @SarahMichelle777 Год назад +317

      Thank you thats the first time Ive laughed today.

    • @ZacAttackk
      @ZacAttackk Год назад +277

      Ever dreaded a test, or had insomnia? Looking at a clock can still do that

    • @vhan4586
      @vhan4586 Год назад +186

      Have you ever listened to the ominous tick tack while having dark thoughts before going to sleep? The existential dread sure is there

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator Год назад +103

      Nah now you just gotta bring your own existencial dread whenever you look at a clock, and you can share it with friends "every second that passes I feel myself slowly declining into ever torturing madness" and such

    • @Ratchet4647
      @Ratchet4647 Год назад +17

      Oh they still have it!
      It's just more subtle now.
      I know because that's my every experience with them.

  • @noname9583
    @noname9583 Год назад +3035

    "Time is a great teacher but it kills all of its students."

  • @jakel6584
    @jakel6584 Год назад +868

    Damn sundial’s be metal af

    • @Victorsandergamer
      @Victorsandergamer Год назад +52

      no they're usually rock and concrete

    • @isdbisdb
      @isdbisdb Год назад +7

      Oh i thought they were made from human bone

    • @ruzi.the.spider
      @ruzi.the.spider Год назад +8

      Gothic

    • @ramatheidiotfilipino8855
      @ramatheidiotfilipino8855 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@VictorsandergamerI there are some that are made of metal

    • @SetuwoKecik
      @SetuwoKecik 8 месяцев назад +2

      We're talking about clocks, not thermometer my friend.

  • @JS44444
    @JS44444 Год назад +903

    Now: “oh look at the time.”
    Previously: “death watches you like you watch this sundial.” 👀👀

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 8 месяцев назад

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @TheThingoftheSky
      @TheThingoftheSky 2 месяца назад

      * like you watch this watch
      Missed opportunity 😢

  • @Eggbutts
    @Eggbutts Год назад +8096

    Me: Oh I wonder what the time is.
    Sundial: As sure as time marches on, you & your loved ones will perish, crumble to dust and eventually to nothing. Your achievements few will be long forgotten and even humanity and the largest mountains will have no meaning. Heat death trudges closer by each second. Also it's 11:45am

    • @Somebodyherefornow
      @Somebodyherefornow Год назад +213

      @@samildanach nope! they added more! even if it wasn't funnier!

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas Год назад +10

      No doubt! LOL.

    • @misabitxh
      @misabitxh Год назад +49

      @@samildanach i found it funny

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub Год назад +67

      😂 Somebody make Siri say that when I ask the time!

    • @marcelinauy9037
      @marcelinauy9037 Год назад +28

      ​@@samildanach I laughed.

  • @soundknight
    @soundknight Год назад +3920

    "Without the sun, I fall silent."
    That's a great one, even the sun dial will die...

    • @thepatriarchy819
      @thepatriarchy819 Год назад +145

      As an italian, we love to put sad prophecy on things.

    • @foc42
      @foc42 Год назад +17

      also it describes the meaning of a season: autumn

    • @foc42
      @foc42 Год назад +35

      @@dc56789 all good food cometh to an end. be sure your pasta will have had a past, worth devouring on and have good memories on it
      in all other cases, do what we Germans do, when nothing works out 'al dente' (time again) in the kitchen:
      we simply ketch up

    • @SaidBKD95
      @SaidBKD95 Год назад +17

      Even the sun itself will die

    • @foc42
      @foc42 Год назад +4

      sure will do., "but not silently in the night"

  • @Revon-Feuer
    @Revon-Feuer Год назад +225

    "without the sun I fall silent" probably a much darker meaning and context then previously thought

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 Год назад +17

      It's cool. It's like even time itself knows it's gonna die

    • @Revon-Feuer
      @Revon-Feuer Год назад +4

      @@tacitozetticci9308 :D

  • @jopansmark
    @jopansmark 11 месяцев назад +28

    "Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother... man dies" - Sundial, probably

  • @semisemicoloncolon
    @semisemicoloncolon Год назад +2862

    I love how so many were so existential and threatening and then there was just
    “Go about your business”

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser Год назад +1480

    "Go about your business."
    Geez, that one hits the hardest for me.

    • @Ben-YesMe
      @Ben-YesMe Год назад +77

      It brought a tear to my eye it was so profound

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 Год назад +171

      "Move along peasant"

    • @adamlutz6333
      @adamlutz6333 Год назад +113

      The old way of saying “gtfo”

    • @agnosticmuslim6341
      @agnosticmuslim6341 Год назад +20

      Legit the best one by far.

    • @Phantom914
      @Phantom914 Год назад

      You don't need to see his Sundial Motto. You can go about your business. Move to death

  • @flameyboy4184
    @flameyboy4184 Год назад +46

    *checks sundial*
    It’s about existential o’clock

    • @tylerboothman4496
      @tylerboothman4496 29 дней назад

      It's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate

  • @mericaman6388
    @mericaman6388 Год назад +822

    My guy isn't pregnant but still never fails to deliver

    • @AmirRazan
      @AmirRazan Год назад +6

      😂 Good one!

    • @milkywaycookiie
      @milkywaycookiie Год назад

      AHAKAGAQKAGQIQQGQKQHQKJQHQBQQHQNQKQ

    • @andy6201
      @andy6201 Год назад +25

      ​@@AmirRazan this is on 90% of Vsauce videos dislike immediately

    • @AmirRazan
      @AmirRazan Год назад +11

      @@andy6201 Oh... Didn't know about that.

    • @aurizzistic
      @aurizzistic Год назад +1

      Bars 🎉

  • @dennisdegennaro7459
    @dennisdegennaro7459 Год назад +3740

    Even in a video under one minute, you can always count on Michael to give you an existential crisis.

    • @Chapola94
      @Chapola94 Год назад +5

      He never fails

    • @Aberrantly
      @Aberrantly Год назад +1

      Pretty sure that I've read that exact comment before... A coinkydink? Perhaps, or mayhaps it was because you too had come across said same sentence and either forgot about it and yet kept it in your subconscious mind, or saved it for when you thought that other people had.

    • @tboicovas
      @tboicovas Год назад +6

      Existential dread speedrun

    • @jimmysity
      @jimmysity Год назад +4

      Minute? Took like 15 seconds.

    • @CHONKthebeardie
      @CHONKthebeardie Год назад

      This is wayy to true

  • @blaccoreo3110
    @blaccoreo3110 Год назад +4031

    "Time doth fly; man must die" spitting bars 🔥

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog Год назад +186

      eminem been real quite since the sundial dropped that album

    • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
      @ExtemTheHedgehogLol Год назад +42

      Smelled like fruit, that was a lie

    • @mouradshemais3123
      @mouradshemais3123 Год назад +29

      @@ExtemTheHedgehogLol into the root, out to the sky.

    • @rahularora301
      @rahularora301 Год назад +7

      That's some metal shit right there 🤘

    • @obnoxioussubconscious6649
      @obnoxioussubconscious6649 Год назад +8

      ​@@mouradshemais3123that was the truth, made me cry ,
      Kick from the Boot , the ball goes by

  • @CHIMPOaGOGO
    @CHIMPOaGOGO Год назад +22

    Here's my sun dial poem on heat death:
    "Shadows pass as stars shine.
    Though, in time, their warmth resigns.
    Take not for granted the light we share
    for darkness is waiting without care."
    Enjoy your time in the light, friends.

    • @krishthakar6661
      @krishthakar6661 8 месяцев назад +2

      Cool but it's night so you must mention that also enjoy your time in the dark *vsauce music plays*

  • @Dark_Brandon_2024
    @Dark_Brandon_2024 Год назад +53

    "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time"

  • @davidg5898
    @davidg5898 Год назад +2749

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • @PaulMcIeary
    @PaulMcIeary Год назад +1563

    "Live, laugh, love" truly chilling.

    • @bleedszn
      @bleedszn Год назад +10

      LOL

    • @joemama5400
      @joemama5400 Год назад +9

      Bro you made me spit out my water

    • @jlco
      @jlco 11 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe we should append to all of those signs, "...or else."
      Live.
      Laugh.
      Love.
      *Or else.*

  • @toxicdemon5426
    @toxicdemon5426 Год назад +16

    i think the most threatening ones is "Go about your business." it's basically just telling you "stop looking at me keep moving."

  • @pch1370
    @pch1370 Год назад +50

    Not sure if this is what I needed while sleep deprived at 4 am.

  • @MrArtVein
    @MrArtVein Год назад +3184

    "One of hours/ours is your last"
    Clockmaker a real MC tho

    • @jacewhite8540
      @jacewhite8540 Год назад +40

      I never realized hours and ours where the same sound before this video

    • @EndofTransmission
      @EndofTransmission Год назад +108

      the lettering was in Latin, and the clock is in Germany. The pun couldn't have been less intentional

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 Год назад +26

      ​@@EndofTransmission dont care, still funny

    • @MrAwawe
      @MrAwawe Год назад +16

      It says "nostrum" which means "ours". Not sure what it's referring to though.

    • @shoka_01
      @shoka_01 Год назад +9

      @@MrAwawe it means we all die, but at different times, and every day people die while the rest of us live. So any day now, your time could come while the rest of the world keeps spinning. It’s quite literally just another one of our hours, but this is your *last* hour.

  • @rodimaane
    @rodimaane Год назад +754

    ”Heyy sundial! Death here”

    • @badateverything8526
      @badateverything8526 Год назад +9

      I read this as cave Johnson

    • @qpSubZeroqp
      @qpSubZeroqp Год назад +4

      ​@@badateverything8526 🤣😂

    • @themondei746
      @themondei746 Год назад +9

      "How fast can you run?"

    • @umangsharma7635
      @umangsharma7635 Год назад +4

      very "hey hows it going its quandale dingle here" vibes

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад +3

      @@umangsharma7635 this goofy ahh species is trying to outrun time *Scooby Doo laugh* so I threw a rock at them and they died *UUOOOHHH*

  • @Ca-kn5hw
    @Ca-kn5hw Год назад +4

    The second one literally says: "While looking at the hour it is, think about death and stand ready. Don't count on the first because it all depends on the last."

  • @ConsciousRapper
    @ConsciousRapper Год назад +28

    One of my faves was "Da mihi solem, dabo tibi horam" which translates to, "give me the Sun, I'll give you the time".

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 Год назад +1432

    "SINE SOLE SILEO" is a very clever bit of Latin poetry

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 Год назад +63

      *sole, not soleo.

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 Год назад +62

      @@gordonlekfors2708 oopsie

    • @johnsmoak8237
      @johnsmoak8237 Год назад +37

      the realization that sine is without just as sine (0)=0
      Designed perishable, yet We persist.

    • @ripjawsquad
      @ripjawsquad Год назад +10

      @@johnsmoak8237 sine of π-π radians

    • @evanding4732
      @evanding4732 Год назад +9

      @@johnsmoak8237sine actually means “without” in Latin lmao

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +161

    “Time is the devourer of things” is a pretty fitting description for a sundial at a place named for a guy called “Saint Pancreas”.

  • @BKing007
    @BKing007 Год назад +5

    I really want clocks to have those quotes fr 🙏🏻

  • @user-golos
    @user-golos Год назад +3

    Imagine checking your watch and a magic 8 ball type message pops up about your inevitable demise

  • @rhov-anion
    @rhov-anion Год назад +670

    Let's face it, all cultures go through an emo phase.

    • @jcole139
      @jcole139 Год назад +12

      😂😂😂 omg yes!

    • @hauz287
      @hauz287 Год назад +53

      The literal dark ages: *quaking*

    • @beastbum
      @beastbum Год назад +11

      ...Or a goth phase, as in gothic, as in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_art
      as in you're being euro-centric.

    • @chia9534
      @chia9534 Год назад +5

      💀 your comment wins

    • @prim16
      @prim16 Год назад

      @@hauz287 😂😂😂

  • @ledzep1023
    @ledzep1023 Год назад +329

    Normal clocks: *doing normal clock things like telling the time*
    Sundials: *having the coldest, most existential descriptions that have ever been put together by man*
    *it also tells time*

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад

      ‎‎‎E

    • @Human-san
      @Human-san Год назад +6

      [Sundial]
      Item description: Tells the time. Deals 10 psychic damage when used.

  • @1flakyfan
    @1flakyfan Год назад +16

    Now it makes sense that the Gossip Stones in The Legend of Zelda speak, they were just missing some of that existential dread.

  • @10000eyes
    @10000eyes Год назад +6

    Reaper voicelines be like.

    • @thewall4069
      @thewall4069 11 месяцев назад

      Death walks among us

  • @Eatingguy
    @Eatingguy Год назад +603

    Every time when I hear Michael say something interesting, I feel like it always gets me smarter

    • @execrisiscoreonearth
      @execrisiscoreonearth Год назад +2

      Are you just given smarterness, or do you like catch some smart from his sentences and shit?

    • @1slotmech
      @1slotmech Год назад +1

      ​@@execrisiscoreonearth yes

    • @Eatingguy
      @Eatingguy Год назад

      @@execrisiscoreonearth yeah, I guess

  • @raulperez375
    @raulperez375 Год назад +258

    "Tick-tock, biatch."

  • @norohmah
    @norohmah 9 месяцев назад +4

    One of my favourite authors wrote in her novel, "The man who waited to change at the 12th hour, died on the 11th."

  • @FuneralProcession
    @FuneralProcession Год назад +6

    If you fall out of the present, into your thoughts, these sun diales will give you a reason to go back into the present moment

  • @donm5354
    @donm5354 Год назад +114

    I want a SUN DIAL with "DONT THINK OF YOURSELF AS AN ORGANIC PAIN COLLECTOR RACING TOWARDS OBLIVION."

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 Год назад +25

      DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED
      YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS

    • @lastyhopper2792
      @lastyhopper2792 Год назад +1

      Where does that quote comes from?
      I wanna befriend that guy

    • @ThePrufessa
      @ThePrufessa Год назад +1

      Then what should I think of myself as?

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 Год назад +1

      @@ThePrufessa not that

    • @ThePrufessa
      @ThePrufessa Год назад

      @@no-lifenoah7861 well then I'll think of myself however I want to. Especially when it has truth to it. It's definitely not wrong to think of our existence that way.

  • @Mikustan39
    @Mikustan39 Год назад +219

    “I love sundials!”: 😀
    “They remind me of death.”:😐

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 Год назад +9

      "I love sundials !": 😎
      "They remind me of death.": ☠️

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Год назад +3

      I wonder if Michael listens to Death metal

    • @thiccmcmustard
      @thiccmcmustard Год назад +3

      To be reminded of death is a good thing, it's going to happen one way or another, so make the most of your time and love these closest to you.

  • @Wolfparty1983
    @Wolfparty1983 Год назад +8

    “Praise the sun” 🌞

    • @krishthakar6661
      @krishthakar6661 8 месяцев назад

      "Praise the sun"
      "Or get your a$$ burned"

  • @whenthe5242
    @whenthe5242 Год назад +5

    I wish every modern clock had a mottoe

  • @eelvis1674
    @eelvis1674 Год назад +320

    Some men will literally make sundials instead of going to therapy

    • @Qwerty0791
      @Qwerty0791 Год назад +44

      To be fair, sundials predate psychology by *checks notes* about 4,000 years.

    • @VitaInDC
      @VitaInDC Год назад +12

      ​@@Qwerty0791 Like a rose, therapy is therapy by any other name.

    • @mamavswild
      @mamavswild Год назад +4

      ‘One of hours will be your last’ was my favorite

    • @currycel470
      @currycel470 Год назад

      Therapy is scam.

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 Год назад

      @mamavswild it was "ours"

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart Год назад +73

    "Time is the devourer of things" is such a hard line.

  • @kre9
    @kre9 Год назад +4

    "Hmm i wonder whats the time"
    Sundial: "Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose..."

  • @ctdieselnut
    @ctdieselnut Год назад +7

    Had no idea sundials were so savage. They put you in your place

    • @demaciasolos
      @demaciasolos Год назад

      Nah I put sundials in their place, I own them.

  • @chrishawly
    @chrishawly Год назад +84

    There was a sundial at my college that said, "Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be" but someone stole it.

    • @signbear999
      @signbear999 Год назад +3

      Hey, there was one at my school that said "Grow along me the best, Old with is yet to be", and it had the Grim Reaper on it.

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i Год назад +11

      How tf do you steal a sundial??

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis Год назад +5

      @@nix.i a pry bar usually. Sometimes a socket wrench.

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 Год назад +1

      It's living its best life now

    • @chrishawly
      @chrishawly Год назад +3

      @@nix.i I wasn't crazy big. It was bronze and the size of a 45lb barbell weight. It also didn't help that it wasn't secure to anything.

  • @Asdop.
    @Asdop. Год назад +66

    Writings on sundails seems like it was one of the trendy things to do back then. Like live, laugh, love of that era except they remind you of death lol.

  • @wombatcat26
    @wombatcat26 Год назад +2

    The one in our backyard is just snarky: "My face numbers the sunny hours. What can you say of yours?"

  • @Hussain9077
    @Hussain9077 Год назад +9

    “No matter how hard you try, you cannot overcome the power of death”

  • @Cheitr
    @Cheitr Год назад +10

    Time flies. DEATH COMES.
    - I felt that inside me

  • @MatrixEvolution17
    @MatrixEvolution17 Год назад +159

    they should make a sundial that just says "Hi have a nice day :')"

    • @korakys
      @korakys Год назад +35

      That is what people are for. Sundials speak the hard truths that people wish not to.

    • @Piper_____
      @Piper_____ Год назад +10

      “It sure is a nice day out!” (Always true when successfully reading a sundial)

    • @killerbunny7206
      @killerbunny7206 Год назад +9

      “Do it like a sundial,
      only count the nice hours.“
      It rhymes in German and is a very popular thing to put on a sundial. I guess our fairytales give you the existential dread you need early on?

    • @prim16
      @prim16 Год назад

      @@korakys Man, I don't need to be reminded of those truths every single time I look at a clock. That's just depressing.

    • @aurelienyonrac
      @aurelienyonrac Год назад +3

      Go for it.
      Those proverb are only heavy if you try to lift them.
      But if you make them your ground, it's pretty stable and comforting.
      Death : "i got you bro 😘"

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature Год назад +3

    "Time, the sundial's shadow, marches ever onward."

  • @marcelo55869
    @marcelo55869 Год назад +4

    "I love sundials... or do I?"

  • @dudepi3141
    @dudepi3141 Год назад +25

    "These clocks remind you of death"
    Also that one dial:
    Go about your business

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni Год назад +32

    I love this. As a Catholic, I take "memento mori" to heart. It's a humbling reminder during good times and comfort during bad times.

  • @thenardiersiblings
    @thenardiersiblings Год назад +4

    I didn't know this; but I actually love it. Modern clocks need this.

  • @Clumsyslimegaming
    @Clumsyslimegaming Год назад +2

    You know mechanical hands are the rulers of everything.

  • @violinda.
    @violinda. Год назад +53

    "Do not squander time. That is the stuff life is made of." This is a quote of Benjamin Franklin and appears on the sundial at Twelve Oaks in the movie Gone With the Wind.

  • @SynthGirl64
    @SynthGirl64 Год назад +57

    Hey man do you have the time?
    "Why would anyone need to know? Death marches onwards regardless. The hands on the clock offer naught but the constant reminder of how frail man truly is. We will all return to dust."
    Oh dang, I missed the MacDonalds breakfast menu, they should make it always available haha

  • @jangleleg117
    @jangleleg117 Год назад +12

    This is more beautiful than depressing

  • @JerGol
    @JerGol Год назад +2

    That's really cool. I think we pay too little attention nowadays to our mortality and these are a useful corrective.

  • @McPilch
    @McPilch Год назад +21

    Dude that last one.. "without the sun I fall silent" was probably the most death-related one if you think of it poetically lol

  • @ericpalacios920
    @ericpalacios920 Год назад +20

    "It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock - but eventually, everyone runs out of time."

  • @vinylcreeks
    @vinylcreeks Год назад

    "Time doth fly man must die" is my favourite. Love it.

  • @awkwardplatypus9083
    @awkwardplatypus9083 Год назад +42

    My parents have a small sundial. Almost certainly a mass-produced one.
    “Walk hand in hand with me, the best is yet to be.”
    Aw, that’s such a nice and touching thing to say and there’s the grim reaper…

    • @mainoffender27
      @mainoffender27 Год назад

      My grandparents had a similar one except it said “grow old with me the best is yet to come” and also featured a grim reaper.

    • @krishthakar6661
      @krishthakar6661 8 месяцев назад

      "huge loads earns a he"
      "who knows it's not enough for she"

  • @matty1214
    @matty1214 Год назад +68

    Me: The sky's getting darker, I wonder what time it is
    Sundial: *DIE*

  • @Jubin0426
    @Jubin0426 Год назад +16

    "one of hours will be your last" is clever

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 Год назад +1

      "EINE VON DIESEN"
      "ONE OF THESE"
      There's a cemetery in Germany (the biggest Cetary in Europe) and its entrance buildings clock says this.
      It means "one of these", as in, "one of these 12 hours will eventually be your last one"

  • @powdereyes2210
    @powdereyes2210 Год назад +23

    Without the sun I go silent
    The ticking stops
    It gets dark
    Your heart beat mimics the ticking

    • @viggofriberg
      @viggofriberg 25 дней назад

      sadly this doesn't work since sundials don't tick

  • @mastershooter64
    @mastershooter64 Год назад +56

    those sundial makers were real edgelords lmfao

    • @redorchidee1372
      @redorchidee1372 Год назад +26

      it's not a good development to have people thinking that anything related to the realities of human existence, is somehow "edgy" or "emo". then again it may just be a way to feel like you're above that, to write them off as "edgelords" so you don't have to think about it and turn it into something less heavy

    • @noodlery7034
      @noodlery7034 Год назад +2

      It's Christian influence. Look up memento mori

    • @redorchidee1372
      @redorchidee1372 Год назад +1

      @@PostalDude97 I know

    • @redorchidee1372
      @redorchidee1372 Год назад

      @@PostalDude97 I know

  • @SolPhantasmagoria
    @SolPhantasmagoria Год назад +88

    _And because they don't mess around, they never find out._

  • @_KaiTheGamer_
    @_KaiTheGamer_ Год назад +68

    Now I wanna make a sundial and put an Unus Annus quote on it

    • @lucaskimber7303
      @lucaskimber7303 Год назад +1

      OMG YESSS And I'm proud of you and I'm so glad that I found a comment like you right now less gooo!😁😊👍👍👍

    • @Suqordia
      @Suqordia Год назад +18

      "Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened." - Unus

    • @lucaskimber7303
      @lucaskimber7303 Год назад +6

      @@Suqordia 🌹👶🖤🤍💀🥀 Memento Mori

    • @LizzardGirl713
      @LizzardGirl713 Год назад +6

      me, immediately tempted to put a stupid quote: "Hey Siri, call me daddy."🤣

    • @Aegis4521
      @Aegis4521 Год назад

      @@lucaskimber7303kid ur like 11 years old

  • @dishwashedstrawberry
    @dishwashedstrawberry 10 месяцев назад +1

    Technology has improved so much. imagine being born in a world with nothing just trees and animals and it’s genuinely amazing how humanity has come so far, from just trees and animals to moving mechanisms like cars, buses, planes and to advanced communication like phones and pcs which allow you to communicate to people on the other side of the earth. I am only impressed with how technology has improved so much.

  • @josephvictory9536
    @josephvictory9536 Год назад

    "Insensibly, without feeling, life is aging"
    Sigh so impressively evocative. If there was ever a way to feel time, this seems to evoke the clearest sense of it.

  • @megagene
    @megagene Год назад +15

    Was having a pretty good day up until now. Thanks for keeping me in check, Michael. ❤️

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii Год назад +23

    why does "without the sun, I fall silent" sound so badass and ominous in Michaels voice

  • @Noahlink0330
    @Noahlink0330 Год назад +1

    "As the hour here you see, think on death and ready be." Because it rhymes it's the best one.

  • @florzellwebb1270
    @florzellwebb1270 Год назад +2

    "they say death catches up to everyone, well he can sure try"

  • @FemboyMax
    @FemboyMax Год назад +22

    Micheal: Sundials long ago remind you of death.
    me: ok

  • @kopesetik
    @kopesetik Год назад +26

    Well, now I want a sundial that says, "time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"

  • @whuspr
    @whuspr Год назад +1

    “One of (h)ours will be your last” 💀😂

  • @temra7063
    @temra7063 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Time doth fly, man must die” is so funny to me and I have no clue why

  • @baronderochemont8556
    @baronderochemont8556 Год назад +77

    People got relatively relieved with “Go about your business”, but they don’t seem to notice what’s implied: “because you don’t have much longer than this”.

  • @H.Badger.-.
    @H.Badger.-. Год назад +6

    I- I thought the title said suicidals don't mess around... Jesus.
    Huh
    You know what it turned out to be oddly appropriate.

  • @Thatoneballer-hd8jp
    @Thatoneballer-hd8jp Год назад +3

    “The slowest way to die is to live”

  • @LAZYGAMING69
    @LAZYGAMING69 11 месяцев назад +1

    Sundial makers: *Talks about death through time*
    Entropy: Sup

  • @YTviewer2099
    @YTviewer2099 Год назад +24

    'Time doth fly , man must die' oughta be a song

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky Год назад +7

    people of the past sure had an obsession with death

  • @hatred9427
    @hatred9427 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Damn, what hour is it?"
    "It's time for you to stop losing time, flesh bag of organs."

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o Год назад +3

    I need this in my life to counteract the mind-numbing apps that actively help me to lose track of time... It's hilarious how much I love sundials but didn't know about their history of quotes, I guess it's because I've only run into the 100 year old, relatively young sundials in North America.

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache Год назад

      I mean, some of the Central American temples (which imo is still part of North America) has anywhere from centuries to millenia old kinda' sun calendars.

  • @Darroc
    @Darroc Год назад +45

    I just want a sundial inscribed with, "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub Год назад +4

      But just the last bit. Advice to us and also the emotion of the sundial becoming useless and “dead” each time the light dies.

    • @desmond-hawkins
      @desmond-hawkins Год назад +6

      Actual sundials: "rage all you want buddy"

  • @AppNasty
    @AppNasty Год назад +13

    I love……these shorts. Michael don’t mess around.

  • @listenhere5728
    @listenhere5728 Год назад +2

    **starts taping on existential messages to clocks around the house**

  • @andyyellowhouse2108
    @andyyellowhouse2108 11 месяцев назад +1

    Clocks are like “hey here is the time or whatever” but sundials be like “hey you never know when ur gonna die and when you do it’s painful”

  • @thomasplace6781
    @thomasplace6781 Год назад +12

    First the hokey pokey and now sundials. Next he’s gonna make us get an existential crisis every time we look at a cheeseburger

    • @indigofenrir7236
      @indigofenrir7236 Год назад +7

      Cheeseburgers are made of beef, which are made from cows. It also contains cheese, which comes from their milk. It's neatly-or in McDonald's case, sloppily-sandwiched in between two pieces of bread, made from wheat, a type of grass, which cows eat.
      Each time you look at a cheeseburger, you are looking at a life, what it has given, and what gives it life, which is pretty much no different from looking at people and their actions. But how many cheeseburgers made you think that way? How many cows did you mourn right before eating them in cheeseburger form?
      We are the cows, slowly being eaten by time. Time doesn't care who we are, what gave us life, or what we have given; it simply chews all of us steadily and equally into oblivion.
      Have a nice day!

    • @thomasplace6781
      @thomasplace6781 Год назад +1

      @@indigofenrir7236 WHY DID I KEEP READING NOOOOO!!!

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Год назад +6

    Time doth fly,
    Man must die.
    Okay. That's my favourite. 💀

  • @florianneacosta987
    @florianneacosta987 Год назад +2

    Imagine there's a sun dial that's based on love that says " *As the hours pass, I will let you know, that I need to ask before I'm alone, how it feels to rest on your patient lips, to eternal bliss, I'm so glad to know.* "

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache Год назад +1

      People really making fanfic about sundials

    • @krishthakar6661
      @krishthakar6661 8 месяцев назад

      *As hours pass, my dial starts reaching heights 💀, I must get rid of it, before it destroys someone's ten year old cave*

    • @florianneacosta987
      @florianneacosta987 8 месяцев назад

      @@krishthakar6661 💀

    • @florianneacosta987
      @florianneacosta987 8 месяцев назад

      @@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache This ain't a fanfic it's song lyrics. 💀

    • @krishthakar6661
      @krishthakar6661 8 месяцев назад

      @@florianneacosta987 *"mom is good*
      *When she's in mood"*
      🗿🥵

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 Год назад +1

    "On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!"
    -V.Sauce, I mean Vigo 😆 🤣