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  • @philipwalton4877
    @philipwalton4877 3 месяца назад +4202

    ‘I come home every night and I’ll know she’s there waiting for me’…
    ‘So’s your toaster’… 💀💀

    • @dars5229
      @dars5229 3 месяца назад +122

      Don't give him ideas.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 месяца назад

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    • @andrewleyton6689
      @andrewleyton6689 3 месяца назад +31

      I'm surprise no one Made fleshlight joke

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 месяца назад +19

      @@andrewleyton6689 I made an Adeptus Mechanicus joke in Binary but that appears to have been deleted...

    • @patwhocares7009
      @patwhocares7009 3 месяца назад +14

      But nope, we are not judging.

  • @patrickrodriguez9124
    @patrickrodriguez9124 3 месяца назад +3110

    I have a friend who wants a pet for companionship, but doesnt want the responsibility of keeping something alive, or the pain of it dying before them. So they want to get a roomba and stick googly eyes on it.
    This clip reminded me of that.

    • @gayrobloxgirl
      @gayrobloxgirl 3 месяца назад

      I went to an art display in vegas, and there were these little roombas with cute construction hats! maybe they can get a tiny hat for it too

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster 3 месяца назад +123

      But the Roomba will probably break before he dies.

    • @rupertperiwinkle4477
      @rupertperiwinkle4477 3 месяца назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂 sad

    • @Andrea.S.Alvey12
      @Andrea.S.Alvey12 3 месяца назад +92

      We had pet rocks in the 70's.

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 3 месяца назад +77

      That sounds like a reasonable, even good, solution.
      Alternatively: pet rock? Or virtual pet configured to NOT die?

  • @VincentRoyceMorgan
    @VincentRoyceMorgan 3 месяца назад +3969

    Remember folks. When your doll has a runny nose, she isn't sick: she's full.

  • @FortoFight
    @FortoFight 3 месяца назад +2161

    Why would they actually bring it to the hospital? 😂😂😂

    • @guillermopena8412
      @guillermopena8412 3 месяца назад +396

      They couldn't have left her home. She was lonely.

    • @themaynetitan
      @themaynetitan 3 месяца назад +155

      House’s idea

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 3 месяца назад +126

      Wanted to see how doll and owner interact.

    • @RxLush
      @RxLush 3 месяца назад +29

      Television

    • @internetjerk2839
      @internetjerk2839 3 месяца назад +1

      Check for possible bacteria or fungus

  • @DarkTribe1
    @DarkTribe1 3 месяца назад +825

    "If he's lucky, he'll get to see his plastic children walk down the isle." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @melaniekendall4903
      @melaniekendall4903 8 дней назад +1

      Which isle? Isle of wight? Isle of Man? Isle of Skye

  • @Gkslldkfhvdsff
    @Gkslldkfhvdsff 3 месяца назад +1918

    First time they brought up the medical bills about time 😂😂💀

    • @jimliu2560
      @jimliu2560 3 месяца назад +74

      After getting cured…the bills will kill you!

    • @thecruelestsummer13
      @thecruelestsummer13 3 месяца назад +35

      Before it was mentioned it was a free clinic.

    • @jamesfair9751
      @jamesfair9751 3 месяца назад +20

      Must not watch it much. There’s a few times that it’s mention it’s a free clinic

    • @jimliu2560
      @jimliu2560 3 месяца назад

      @@jamesfair9751
      Clinic Services are Free. The inPatient care is NOT free….

    • @jolyneatherton
      @jolyneatherton 3 месяца назад +42

      They have a free clinic until House starts seeing you. He's the most expensive doctor in the world. It was explained in the navy aircraft lady episode.

  • @blackblade99009
    @blackblade99009 3 месяца назад +747

    "no one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster." i mean given humanities tendency to humanize everything, i doubt that.

    • @SerAbiotico
      @SerAbiotico 3 месяца назад +29

      Also, there's that cartoon with a living toaster as a protagonist, so it's kinda close if u love that cartoon

    • @12SickOne34
      @12SickOne34 3 месяца назад +4

      *nervous binary chanting noises*
      no, no

    • @ibrahimjaved5574
      @ibrahimjaved5574 3 месяца назад +4

      Saw a documentary where a guy was in love with a ferris wheel.

    • @caleraizer
      @caleraizer 3 месяца назад +6

      Rule 34 exists for a reason

    • @juliantapia1407
      @juliantapia1407 3 месяца назад +3

      Her name is Aigis and she's loved very much

  • @SheBPadfoot
    @SheBPadfoot 3 месяца назад +1224

    Two observations:
    1.) The neighbor seemed genuinely disappointed that she could not “wreck the home” once she knew she wasn’t competing with an actual woman.
    2.) Dude might have had a slightly better chance if the doll didn’t look a bit like Adams…

    • @MChief123
      @MChief123 3 месяца назад +224

      Can't blame the neighbor for being upset. Imagine your crush wanting to be intimate with an inanimate object than you lol. Most likely that destroyed her self-esteem.

    • @adlan_kacak
      @adlan_kacak 3 месяца назад +52

      "wasn`t competing with an actual woman" god dang it XD

    • @Reddie36
      @Reddie36 3 месяца назад +125

      I think she was just simply weirded out. Put yourself in her shoes, dolls are weird

    • @skeletor7366
      @skeletor7366 3 месяца назад +53

      @@Reddie36 Nah, I think OP is on the right track. Women tend to find you more attractive when other women want you. As a man you're something like 40% more likely to get approached by random women if you're wearing a wedding ring for example.

    • @xxZenalAxx8936
      @xxZenalAxx8936 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Reddie36true

  • @lifeinhd4053
    @lifeinhd4053 3 месяца назад +820

    "We're not here to judge anyone's fetish" *proceeds to judge his fetish*

    • @catrielmarignaclionti4518
      @catrielmarignaclionti4518 Месяц назад +12

      it wasnt even a fetish, it was like a, coping mechanism? it was definitly primeraly not sexual

    • @AnUpo17
      @AnUpo17 17 дней назад +3

      They didnt judge... They try to discuss it why he got that doll.... They wanted to know the reason.

    • @fatman9644
      @fatman9644 15 дней назад +2

      @@AnUpo17 I think they were trying to figure out whether it might be a psychological symptom or just a thing that person does.

  • @bernirn
    @bernirn 3 месяца назад +1229

    "Can you repair a blender?"
    "Can you bite me?"
    hahahahahahahhahaa

    • @therealtony2009
      @therealtony2009 3 месяца назад +6

      it's following me

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 месяца назад

      Sounded like a yes to me

    • @Jyothee
      @Jyothee 13 дней назад

      Actually, does tat statement has any meaning (indirect??)
      I couldn't get it

    • @bernirn
      @bernirn 12 дней назад +1

      @@Jyothee during the episode, House was interviewing lots of women to requiere her.. personal skills. But House dont choose them because they are pretty, but because their special skills (one of them could tune a piano). Asking her "can you repair a blender?" means that he finds her hot enough to be a candidate.

  • @daftwulli6145
    @daftwulli6145 3 месяца назад +735

    OI whatchu mean nobody has an emotional connection to a toaster ? First of all he is called mr toasty mc toastface, and he has been a member of this famly for 15 years.

    • @kaseys2004
      @kaseys2004 3 месяца назад +18

      Exactly! Then when he unfortunately cooks his last toast you'll be upset and say you've never had a better toaster. Even when you get a new one you'll say you're not as good as Mr toasty mc toastface and began to miss him, all while eating the toast that isn't made to your usual preference.

    • @daftwulli6145
      @daftwulli6145 3 месяца назад

      @@kaseys2004 Isn´t it funny how we manage to bond with everything ? I read stories about iraq bomb clearing units who had robots working with them. If they got damaged they even risked their own lives to get the robot back and have it repaired and don´t you dare tell them it can´t be repaired and you are getting a new one. They will not accept that, and they know how to place car bombs

    • @ziondaughter5331
      @ziondaughter5331 3 месяца назад +2

      😄

    • @springladyrose1918
      @springladyrose1918 3 месяца назад

      😂❤

    • @martinondrus6344
      @martinondrus6344 3 месяца назад

      I feel the same but about coffee maker at work, i feel especially romantic on monday mornings

  • @hills625
    @hills625 3 месяца назад +451

    nahhh the neighbour woman just stuck her finger into the doll’s mouth💀

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 2 месяца назад +34

      Yeeah that's probably why she left in a hurry let's be real. Rushed off to find some sanitizer...or bleach.

    • @THEHIPHOPMAKER12345
      @THEHIPHOPMAKER12345 Месяц назад +4

      And she did it when she thought it was a cpr doll

    • @dian277
      @dian277 29 дней назад

      @@THEHIPHOPMAKER12345 i see you've never taken any BLS or ACLS classes, because they never let you use your mouth, it's always a bag.

    • @THEHIPHOPMAKER12345
      @THEHIPHOPMAKER12345 29 дней назад

      @dian277 my point. In highschool they taught me to wipe then put a bag over it.

    • @GamingPretzel116
      @GamingPretzel116 5 дней назад

      I was silently screaming “NO STOP! HIS DINGLEHOPPER PROB TOUCHED IT! EWWWWWWWWWWW!”😂

  • @chrisparker1267
    @chrisparker1267 3 месяца назад +583

    I like how a doctor can issue search warrants lol

    • @rupertperiwinkle4477
      @rupertperiwinkle4477 3 месяца назад +92

      😂😂 and break into peoples houses without a consequence

    • @notme3603
      @notme3603 3 месяца назад +60

      Technically anyone can
      Just not legal ones

    • @rupertperiwinkle4477
      @rupertperiwinkle4477 3 месяца назад +2

      @@notme3603 And cookies

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- 3 месяца назад +26

      Even in the show it's illegal but he never got in trouble for it lol

    • @wondercoton
      @wondercoton 3 месяца назад +9

      You haven't watched the show. They break in.

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 3 месяца назад +538

    The second he said "weird little teapot" I instantly went "OMG he gave himself an infection with a netty pot and tap water, didn't he?"

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 3 месяца назад +9

      Same here.

    • @civilwildman
      @civilwildman 2 месяца назад +21

      Yup. “1000 Ways To Die” skit “Phlegm Fatale” came to mind.

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 месяца назад +6

      @@civilwildman Bingo, that's exactly where I learned about that danger

    • @MeloraCarabas
      @MeloraCarabas Месяц назад +4

      Wasn't it distilled water? Good point that water that is stored in a bottle for a long time might need to be boiled (and cooled) before use in ehm... your orifices.

    • @heatchills4093
      @heatchills4093 Месяц назад +9

      Man, that's messed up. I get shower water up my nose fairly often. I've never ended up in the hospital because of it.

  • @xaviersejour9183
    @xaviersejour9183 3 месяца назад +136

    When doll started moving actually jumped a bit It caught me off guard

    • @kyungsu1203
      @kyungsu1203 2 месяца назад +10

      It's 1 a.m. here. My heart sank when it became Alive😂

    • @bed_destroyed
      @bed_destroyed Месяц назад +1

      I feel like hallucinations are super common in this show so it didn’t catch me off guard that much

    • @bmcdermott
      @bmcdermott 16 дней назад

      I thought it was one of the girls House was "interviewing"

  • @j-hackhammer6078
    @j-hackhammer6078 3 месяца назад +545

    "no one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster"
    Fallout 4's Railroad faction : *_allow us to introduce ourselves_*

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад +8

      oh you would be surprised how many people have an emotional attachment to their toasters🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @j-hackhammer6078
      @j-hackhammer6078 3 месяца назад +3

      @@raven4k998 i know right ! although for me it's not about "what the toaster represents to me" but about the toaster itself, that toaster i got is so good, i bought two more just in case one doesn't work anymore

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад +1

      @@j-hackhammer6078 well you should if the toaster does what you need it to and does not try to say kill you it is a very very great awesome amazing toaster because it is doing it's job without question take care of it and it will take care of you sounds cheesy but it's true

    • @j-hackhammer6078
      @j-hackhammer6078 3 месяца назад

      @@raven4k998 if it ever gets sentience i'll tell it that's why i brought it friends lmfao

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад +2

      @@j-hackhammer6078 well unless it's a talking toaster like on red dwarf I don't think you have anything to worry about unless it does talk in which case I have to ask what were you thinking getting a talking toaster you have any idea how annoying it will be if it becomes self aware?

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 3 месяца назад +485

    Tbh I’d be a little scared to own one of those just to have around
    I like normal small dolls and stuffed animals but the idea of having a giant human doll creeps me out cuz it would look so real and be stuck with the same face, body not moving, it’s like owning a cadaver.
    Plus if she springs to life then I’m really scared cuz it’s a stranger/possible demon in my house

    • @ZlyLudekPL
      @ZlyLudekPL 3 месяца назад +53

      This is why you treat all of your human-like, animal-like, and electrical posessions good, so that once they gain sentience e they don't murder you in your sleep.

    • @The-Rose-and-the-Cross
      @The-Rose-and-the-Cross 3 месяца назад +9

      Uncanny valley

    • @starsnipe-yp5hx
      @starsnipe-yp5hx 3 месяца назад +2

      Stuffed?

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 3 месяца назад +20

      Sometimes I get freaked out when I wake up at night and see the outline of my jacket hanging up, I think having a doll like that would be insanely scary

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 месяца назад +2

      @starsnipe-yp5hx I take it you’ve never owned a teddy bear?

  • @swag858
    @swag858 3 месяца назад +262

    The cut to the doll in his room bro 💀💀💀💀

  • @Not_Noodl
    @Not_Noodl 3 месяца назад +186

    "Maybe he sprained his Chakras"
    Yep that's going in the list of funny HouseMD quotes

    • @Random_Gal11
      @Random_Gal11 3 месяца назад

      Lol

    • @XaneTenshi
      @XaneTenshi 11 дней назад

      Quick! Someone call Sakura!
      (I wonder if people will actually get that reference🤗)

    • @ArabianWeeb
      @ArabianWeeb 2 часа назад +1

      @@XaneTenshiI did lmao naruto reference

  • @robbmitchell7846
    @robbmitchell7846 2 месяца назад +35

    I want some realistic doll parts for a whole other reason. Imagine a burglar to be greeted with a dozen realistic baby heads with a motion sensor so make them face the entrance and give them a classic, "Hello, do you want to play?" With 2 different lullabies, or nursery rhymes playing at the same time lol

    • @XaneTenshi
      @XaneTenshi 11 дней назад +2

      At that part, might aswell throw in the Saw Doll and make it say “Hello, you have entered my home without permission, now were going to play a game🤡”

  • @Nectius
    @Nectius 2 месяца назад +93

    "No-one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster..."
    Unrelated- i cried like a baby when my coffee maker died.

    • @diogeneslamp8004
      @diogeneslamp8004 2 месяца назад +1

      ✋ My French press.

    • @civilwildman
      @civilwildman 2 месяца назад +3

      I had a hard time as a kid when our oven needed replacing. 😢

    • @diogeneslamp8004
      @diogeneslamp8004 2 месяца назад +2

      @@civilwildman
      A lot of joy came out of that oven. Think of the brownies and cookies.

    • @hivewasp
      @hivewasp Месяц назад

      but... it wasn't a toaster ... coffee is important!

    • @diogeneslamp8004
      @diogeneslamp8004 Месяц назад

      @@hivewasp
      _So_ important…

  • @el_ra
    @el_ra 3 месяца назад +446

    She hit him with “you’re a good guy “ line ouch

    • @alexanderelderhorst2107
      @alexanderelderhorst2107 3 месяца назад +31

      How do they not realize that makes it worse?
      Instead say there are other women who would love you more. Maybe you just need to look at the person who visited you when nobody else could.
      Wake him up to a possible realization than just shoving more bs down his throat.

    • @brandieieio
      @brandieieio 3 месяца назад +18

      How does that make it worse? Honestly curious cause I thought it was a sincere statement. Validating him in a nice way while also acknowledging he’s got a nice girl he knows personally that he should give a chance to.

    • @el_ra
      @el_ra 3 месяца назад +18

      @@brandieieio lol just say no. By explaining yourself than saying “you a nice guy but not for me”. Isn’t necessary

    • @charliek7896
      @charliek7896 3 месяца назад +15

      @@el_ra A lot of stuff isn't necessary. But if a person is trying to be kind to you and they are not hurting you, just accept it and move on. Don't make mountains out of molehills.

    • @charliek7896
      @charliek7896 3 месяца назад +24

      @@alexanderelderhorst2107 It doesn't make it worse. Your mind is negative and so you interpret their words in a negative way. They are trying to be kind and helpful; take it and move on. Stop expecting women to say specific words to make you feel better. No one is going to make you feel better. That's your responsibility. You've got some self-esteem and negativity issues to work on.

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm 3 месяца назад +81

    “She won’t argue with me.” “She’ll always be there.”
    “You deserve more than a doll.”
    I’m… not so sure he does… He needs therapy to understand a partner isn’t just there to meet your needs or exist solely when you’re ready for them.

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 месяца назад +9

      But that's exactly how men are treated by women. Strange how he's in the wrong though.

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 2 месяца назад +22

      @@ftniceberg874 Men AND women can treat each other that way. If you’re in a relationship like that, leave.

    • @powerplayer75
      @powerplayer75 2 месяца назад +13

      I think he DOES know that. Which is why he doesnt want a partner.

    • @boookroach
      @boookroach Месяц назад

      No men are not attracted to women like that...psychopaths are probably are! ​@@ftniceberg874

    • @heatchills4093
      @heatchills4093 Месяц назад +3

      That's not what he's saying though. He's saying that he wants a relationship that is supportive, not antagonistic, and loyal/devoted. He's not saying he wants a master/slave sort of relationship, but unfortunately those connotations arise when we're talking about a person and a doll. He'd probably be willing to completely reciprocate his devotion and support to a human girlfriend, but he hasn't been able to find a woman who possesses those virtues.

  • @Kokuraman
    @Kokuraman 3 месяца назад +85

    That "Henry" actor...Man, he's good!

  • @lajuantatum
    @lajuantatum 3 месяца назад +127

    If he could not see how much the neighbor like him, he should be single

    • @wagonweel4200
      @wagonweel4200 2 месяца назад +12

      Most guys are oblivious

    • @heatchills4093
      @heatchills4093 Месяц назад +9

      @@wagonweel4200 Most guys have been hurt too much to put an optimistic spin on an ambiguous situation.

    • @wagonweel4200
      @wagonweel4200 Месяц назад +2

      @heatchills4093 perhaps in some cases. Personally, I have never realised anything was going on. Many guys are like this ... we don't get signals we need straight talk.

    • @jamaul1391
      @jamaul1391 11 дней назад

      It's not that, it's just that we can't tell whether someone likes us as a friend or like us a boyfriend, so as to not make a fool of ourselves we just accept that they're just being friendly​@@wagonweel4200

  • @Mlogan11
    @Mlogan11 3 месяца назад +67

    Classic annoying misdirection. We are assuming the doll is causing the symptoms and at the last minute it turns out to be a neti pot never mentioned earlier.

  • @saristaa1
    @saristaa1 3 месяца назад +110

    *How are they breaking into someone's home and no one is filing charges against them? They should all be in prison by now.*

    • @Scratch-BOT
      @Scratch-BOT 3 месяца назад +24

      (Kinda the point of the show; House breaks the rules and nobody cares)

    • @unepintade
      @unepintade 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Scratch-BOTHouse rules

    • @ahlemcrafts6268
      @ahlemcrafts6268 3 месяца назад +2

      المخرج عاوز كده 😂

    • @danpp6175
      @danpp6175 3 месяца назад +1

      You're just getting that now after someone else have pointed this out many Blue Moons ago

    • @YVH636
      @YVH636 3 месяца назад +4

      You're absolutely right. Why don't you go and report this heinous crime to the police. So that these criminals can be brought to justice.

  • @heidi3455
    @heidi3455 3 месяца назад +93

    No one gonna comment abt how he looks like dahmer?😭

    • @yo_igottashit
      @yo_igottashit 3 месяца назад

      dude yessss I was thinking this! acts similarly as well

    • @A---BMaitriSarkar
      @A---BMaitriSarkar 3 месяца назад

      Nahhhh

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 2 месяца назад

      So you’re going to be racist towards white guys cause if some gay serial cannibal…? That’s like me saying all Africans by blood eat albinos.

    • @QuinnB-p2m
      @QuinnB-p2m 2 месяца назад +2

      Literally everything about this reminded me 😭😭

    • @derekemrie2987
      @derekemrie2987 8 дней назад

      Dahmer had a male manequin, not a female doll, and none of his victims were females either 0

  • @Vidgamechx
    @Vidgamechx 2 месяца назад +16

    the NERVE of him to scoff when the doctor told him to ask his neighbor Molly out😂😂😂😂 sir....get out and take the bride of Chucky with you

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 3 месяца назад +97

    Anyone who owns one of those Neti pots should watch this clip

    • @imjessietr29
      @imjessietr29 3 месяца назад +29

      I don't have one specifically but I know not to use tap water. It's written all over the instructions. Amoebas = bad.

    • @anima94
      @anima94 3 месяца назад +2

      why are you able to drink tap water but it cant touch your nose?

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 месяца назад +31

      @@anima94 because the stomach acids will destroy those amoebas. Your sinuses/nasal passages have no such acid

    • @jonathonspears7736
      @jonathonspears7736 3 месяца назад +2

      @@anima94 Tap water is bad for you.

    • @entcraft44
      @entcraft44 3 месяца назад +5

      @@jonathonspears7736 Depends on where you live, probably.

  • @RyuHaya
    @RyuHaya 3 месяца назад +71

    That scared me when the doll started moving wow

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 3 месяца назад +10

      I was positively startled. Ended up staring at the screen with my heart beating super fast like 'WHAT THE HECK I DON'T EVEN'

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 месяца назад +1

      Whatever! You was like "I need to find this model!"

    • @RyuHaya
      @RyuHaya Месяц назад

      @@ftniceberg874 No.

  • @xXSakuraTearsXx
    @xXSakuraTearsXx 2 месяца назад +14

    “No one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster.”
    If you did, though, I’m guessing sparks would definitely fly!

  • @kalroy1230
    @kalroy1230 3 месяца назад +90

    8:57 trying to convince me that a medical Sherlock Holmes jr doesn’t know what a Netty pot is BS

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- 3 месяца назад +4

      Right? 💀

    • @bookworm598
      @bookworm598 2 месяца назад +2

      No one seemed to know what it was besides House, this episode was from a couple decades ago, I wonder if neti pots weren't as well known unless you were into alternative medicine?

    • @nope6029
      @nope6029 2 месяца назад +5

      Today is the first time I heard about it

  • @joeslickback
    @joeslickback 3 месяца назад +254

    Those that say you're a catch are the first to throw you back.

    • @AverageLeagueHack
      @AverageLeagueHack 3 месяца назад +48

      When they say there's someone out there for you they mean someone else

    • @greenpegatrix3773
      @greenpegatrix3773 3 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, sounds about right.

    • @alejrandom6592
      @alejrandom6592 3 месяца назад +4

      I hope ur doing ok brother. Stay strong

    • @KxngKUDA
      @KxngKUDA 3 месяца назад +7

      They say anyone would be lucky to have you, then choose to place their bets elsewhere

    • @persephonehades7547
      @persephonehades7547 3 месяца назад +2

      @@KxngKUDA At the same time, guys shouldn't be picky like this dude either. I mean, Molly was right there.

  • @RunningAWOL411
    @RunningAWOL411 3 месяца назад +197

    I feel this guy. People let you down. Nobody can disappoint you if you just stick to yourself.

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd 3 месяца назад +49

      You underestimate one's capacity to disappoint oneself.

    • @RunningAWOL411
      @RunningAWOL411 3 месяца назад +21

      @MK-lh3xd someone else may have that capacity, but I, for one, am perfectly happy with myself. No debts, very little bills, no moochers. Just me and my dog.

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd 3 месяца назад +10

      @@RunningAWOL411 may you stay free!

    • @RunningAWOL411
      @RunningAWOL411 3 месяца назад +19

      @MK-lh3xd My papa always told me the difference between a smart man and a wise man. A smart man learns from his own mistakes, and a wiseman learns from everyone else's mistakes. I've carried those words with me every day.

    • @davogne2884
      @davogne2884 3 месяца назад +6

      @@RunningAWOL411 And the part your father forgot was that the wisest learn from others' successes. The interpretation is up to you but I don't think that isolation can be considered a wise decision.

  • @emmiii-ir3qe
    @emmiii-ir3qe 3 месяца назад +46

    What about the girl at the beginning? She seems to like him, why wasn't he interested in her??

    • @krystalhaug1957
      @krystalhaug1957 3 месяца назад +36

      He doesn’t deserve her to be honest. I don’t know what she sees in him.

    • @melissaharris3389
      @melissaharris3389 3 месяца назад +77

      He doesn't actually want a relationship. Relationships are reciprocal. He wants an object, literally. He wants someone that has no needs of their own.

    • @emmiii-ir3qe
      @emmiii-ir3qe 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@melissaharris3389and yet he wanted Dr Adams..its so weird.

    • @user-bl2zq4mb1t
      @user-bl2zq4mb1t 2 месяца назад

      @@krystalhaug1957😂

    • @powerplayer75
      @powerplayer75 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@emmiii-ir3qe He didnt. He thought he did.

  • @findaxelfoley8106
    @findaxelfoley8106 3 месяца назад +44

    If it Friday, its House M.D.

    • @Thorax7x686
      @Thorax7x686 3 месяца назад

      Just watched on TV right now

  • @ALITISA78
    @ALITISA78 2 месяца назад +14

    Whats wrong with being alone? I been solo for nearly 20yrs and Im 46 so nearly half my life. Wouldnt have it any other way.

    • @kmarch6630
      @kmarch6630 2 месяца назад +3

      It took me three marriages to figure that out about myself.

    • @ALITISA78
      @ALITISA78 2 месяца назад

      @@kmarch6630 Aww hugs!!

    • @someuser4166
      @someuser4166 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm 26 and have been saying the same but people just can't grasp that and feel the need to project and claim that it's coping. Why wouldn't you want freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want?

    • @atulkame3354
      @atulkame3354 Месяц назад

      Such a sad life ( i am myself a introvert but this is extreme thinking that being alone and lonely is okay for a person mental health.)

    • @annaf3915
      @annaf3915 Месяц назад +2

      Being alone isn't the same as being lonely. I've also been without a partner for ages. I had lots of hobbies, met up with friends on a daily basis, travelled, volunteered etc. I also dated every now and then but never found the right person so in my late 30s I became the long term foster parent of two children and that's my life now. They are still small and need so much time and affection, I don't think I could even handle having a partner right now.

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 3 месяца назад +23

    4:13 Or how a programmer talks to an inanimate object... Or if you want to do that whole "Wizards are Programmers but With Magic" thing how Wizards talk to their familiars.

  • @martinboyle9163
    @martinboyle9163 3 месяца назад +32

    I'm surprised Chase didn't try to hit that...

  • @GeorgeDoughty-m8e
    @GeorgeDoughty-m8e 8 дней назад +2

    This world gets stranger every day.

  • @almightyk11
    @almightyk11 3 месяца назад +29

    "It's ok. We can mock people that do things different to normal, because we have someone explain a basic understanding about it."

  • @jhawley031
    @jhawley031 Месяц назад +5

    I feel like this is a horrible missmanagement of patient privacy. Its like hard to watch

  • @D415h4n34
    @D415h4n34 3 месяца назад +7

    I truly hope every person that prefers doll companions, finds the right doll for them.
    Live and let live, it saves time and energy

  • @ronnieeilert8491
    @ronnieeilert8491 3 месяца назад +16

    Literally the same plot from “Stitchers” (S3 E3) although the victim is already dead, before they find out what happened to him.

    • @apriljohnson7447
      @apriljohnson7447 3 месяца назад +3

      Likely the other way around since House concluded in 2012

  • @desireeberman6451
    @desireeberman6451 3 месяца назад +8

    It’s not worth what it would take to find her

  • @SonicdaShapeshifter
    @SonicdaShapeshifter Месяц назад +4

    No one in the world has an attachment to a toaster...
    Related videos: flower scene from The Brave Little Toaster

  • @sheisaMachine
    @sheisaMachine 3 месяца назад +54

    He’s such a baby. He gets rejected by his doctor and acts pitiful

  • @charlespettit7149
    @charlespettit7149 3 месяца назад +8

    The craziest thing about this episode is chase nor none of those docs knowing what a neti pot is.

  • @meirahand
    @meirahand 3 месяца назад +30

    How come no one mentions the 2007 Ryan Gosling film: Lars and the Real Girl?

    • @bewmdogg
      @bewmdogg 3 месяца назад

      Probably because no one watched it. I've never heard of it.

    • @custodioMendoza55
      @custodioMendoza55 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@bewmdogg Ryan Gosling falls in love with a real doll. Great film

    • @yafayafa9601
      @yafayafa9601 3 месяца назад +3

      I saw that movie and i remembered it while watching this episode. (The guy "killed" Bianca when he had realized he wanted an actual girl, not a doll).

    • @romiiiii859
      @romiiiii859 2 месяца назад +1

      Love that movie!!

  • @Tennisisreallyfun
    @Tennisisreallyfun 2 месяца назад +5

    I mean, that’s a shame because the neighbor seemed like a genuinely good person for him🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @alexanderelderhorst2107
    @alexanderelderhorst2107 3 месяца назад +12

    I know what he means. That's why I kinda get attached to 2d girls during a game sometimes. Never been in a relationship but been rejected multiple times, it hurts and it appeals to your fantasy in a way that satisfies your realistic needs.

    • @fictionlover695
      @fictionlover695 3 месяца назад +4

      Same
      I get attached to book boyfriends and otome games....
      They appeal to a fantasy...and reality is scary...

    • @iagreewithyou3478
      @iagreewithyou3478 3 месяца назад

      At least it's not a tree or a fence.

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 месяца назад

      ​@@iagreewithyou3478don't you ever talk bad about Miss Leafy again!

    • @iagreewithyou3478
      @iagreewithyou3478 2 месяца назад

      @@ftniceberg874 😂

  • @carljohnson621
    @carljohnson621 2 месяца назад +4

    I legit couldn't live with that thing lurking around my house, it has that uncanny valley feeling all over it. Not to mention all the jumpscares I'd get when I see it in the corner of my eye.

  • @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk
    @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk 3 месяца назад +27

    It really isn’t worth it, maybe people are destined to be with others and some aren’t. Realization leads to hope which eventually turns into despair.

    • @martinondrus6344
      @martinondrus6344 3 месяца назад +5

      Thats not how it works, there is no destiny involved. Its about compatibility, and there are people compatible with someone, its numbers thing. Its just matter of finding that person

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 месяца назад

      ​@@martinondrus6344 not sure if you got parental controls active on your device...you seem to be missing all the wahmenz openly saying use dudes while trying to trap a rich dude to divorce grape.

    • @powerplayer75
      @powerplayer75 2 месяца назад +1

      Sounds like trauma induced pathological learning. That has no bearing on the future. Worldviews are nice though arent they?

  • @clayz1
    @clayz1 3 месяца назад +12

    That doll plays rough.

  • @dylanbamford5332
    @dylanbamford5332 3 месяца назад +6

    Metronidazole is way too weak and is such a first step level drug for an issue THIS intense.

    • @jannatnoor5816
      @jannatnoor5816 3 месяца назад

      we take metronidazole like candies in pakistan 😂

  • @lesleyschultz6846
    @lesleyschultz6846 3 месяца назад +40

    OK. There is a first time for everything and this is the first time in half a century for me that I've felt like TV content reached out from the screen and slapped me in the face. This episode is shocking. Not the patient and his personal life but that House brought so much of his personal life into his professional life which is so deeply unacceptable. House is one damaged human being.

    • @neolinguistics3242
      @neolinguistics3242 3 месяца назад

      I didn't see the episode but what do you mean with personal life

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 3 месяца назад

      @@neolinguistics3242the hookers he was interviewing obviously…

    • @dars5229
      @dars5229 3 месяца назад +18

      @@neolinguistics3242 I think they're referring to interviewing hoo- um, "ladies of negotiable affection" at work. Which, by House standards, is relatively tame. Making his staff mildly uncomfortable with his personal life is probably a nice change of pace from making his staff deeply uncomfortable by getting into their personal lives.

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 месяца назад

      It took you this long to figure that out?? Your skills of perception is amazing!

  • @thecunninlynguist
    @thecunninlynguist 3 месяца назад +60

    no wonder i was bleeding the other night.

  • @naja8876
    @naja8876 3 месяца назад +23

    Why is this episode so visually dark? Is this Game of Thrones?

    • @Crudecoronet
      @Crudecoronet 11 дней назад

      season 8 is just like that. similar to how the pilot is super orange.

  • @derekgreene3027
    @derekgreene3027 3 месяца назад +5

    Yeah a toaster is the perfect companion ain't y'all ever seen the animated movie The Brave Little Toaster

  • @tristanm-v7b
    @tristanm-v7b 2 месяца назад +4

    The doll turning real was a genuine jump scare for some reason

  • @melo.lucas320
    @melo.lucas320 3 месяца назад +12

    GODDAMN it, House is right..... It is the hardest living with another human being, that's why the patient bought a custom doll, so he cannot deal with people's judgement......
    It's perfect, if you look from another angle....

    • @hills625
      @hills625 3 месяца назад +1

      yeah but in this case you’ll be always in a one way relationship..

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 месяца назад

      ​@@hills625 either you a chick or a s1mp. It's been one way for decades...get married and find out the hard way 😂

  • @petersoos6577
    @petersoos6577 Месяц назад +1

    "Are you crying?"
    "No I have allergies I must just be like tearing up"
    "I think that's blood!"
    AMATERASU

  • @jaceyc9418
    @jaceyc9418 Месяц назад +1

    "We are not here to judge."
    After bringing the doll right next to his face.

  • @andapandacongufanda
    @andapandacongufanda 3 месяца назад +9

    “We’re not here to judge☺️”
    Guy starts explaining: “I know she’ll always be there”
    “So will your toaster🤨🙄”
    They didn’t even try lol

  • @nutsachey
    @nutsachey 3 месяца назад +1

    that cam effect was cool

  • @UnrealEntity
    @UnrealEntity 2 месяца назад +2

    When they finally got to the girlfriend.... hahahahaha!! And the doctor girl wondered "did he sprain his chacras? " I just could not help bursting out laughing.

  • @slipperyslope5364
    @slipperyslope5364 3 месяца назад +5

    Can't have a relationship with a toaster because they will burn you.

  • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
    @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown 2 месяца назад +1

    "No one the world has emotional attachment to a toaster."
    Excuse me? I have four words you - "The Brave Little Toaster."

  • @melaniekendall4903
    @melaniekendall4903 8 дней назад +1

    Since when did hospital doctors go to someone's house 🙄

  • @TaoHK
    @TaoHK 2 месяца назад +7

    They brought the doll to the hospital. That’s embarrassing

  • @Talion66
    @Talion66 3 месяца назад +1

    4:19-4:22 house teleports across the room.

  • @screechingsergal5012
    @screechingsergal5012 3 месяца назад +5

    Did... Did he just get dumped by a doll?

  • @maddilong135
    @maddilong135 2 месяца назад +3

    My dad had an employee who actually died from using a Neti pot with tap water. She had a stroke.

  • @LAOWayMusic
    @LAOWayMusic 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm still confused why the doll has a bandage and a traumatic injury backstory? Was There really no point to that??

  • @krystalhaug1957
    @krystalhaug1957 3 месяца назад +19

    This guy disgusts me. The audacity to ask out Dr Adam……

    • @powerplayer75
      @powerplayer75 2 месяца назад

      Disgust implies you believe he's aware why thats a wrong thing. Do you believe he's aware what he's doing is wrong?

    • @pallada2320
      @pallada2320 Месяц назад

      ​@@powerplayer75It doesn't imply this

    • @powerplayer75
      @powerplayer75 Месяц назад

      @pallada2320 so then why would you be disgusted at someone that doesnt understand what they're doing? It would be like being disgusted at a bear for killing someone. The bear has no idea whats wrong with killing someone. You might say that theyre an adult human with expected behavior. However, humans are only *capable* of rational thought but that doesnt mean they will think rationally. And their age does not imply maturity. Do you fault the individual for have never being taught how to function in society?

  • @moic9704
    @moic9704 2 месяца назад +2

    "no one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster"
    Did you never watch the The Brave Little Toaster (1987)?

  • @LRSNRCNG309
    @LRSNRCNG309 3 месяца назад +5

    Adams was great i wish she woulda gotten to be around more

  • @Pancakes608
    @Pancakes608 3 месяца назад +4

    I just realized house is the guy that acted in Stuart little..

  • @wozmac771
    @wozmac771 3 месяца назад +13

    I would love to know which hospital and insurance allows going to the specialists on the first try. The medical shows are so out of touch with reality, maybe thats why we love these. Maybe we might find a hospital and dosctor who can actually diagnose something accurately

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 месяца назад

      Would you watch a show about doctors ignore their patients needs just to get kickbacks from big pharmacy by prescribing a bunch of pills?

    • @wozmac771
      @wozmac771 2 месяца назад

      @@ftniceberg874 I didn't even watch this. But yes, those shows can be made into hilarious comedies. Seen a few short videos.

  • @AustinCozart
    @AustinCozart 3 месяца назад +4

    I never would have thought there to be amoebas in tap water.

    • @ME-cd3bs
      @ME-cd3bs Месяц назад

      There's lots of nasty chemicals in tap water. Fluoride, chlorine, Rx, etc. Don't drink it!!

  • @brookelynnwu8016
    @brookelynnwu8016 3 месяца назад +8

    0:33 I’ll be Dr. House’s companion. 🤭😂😂

  • @booqueefious2230
    @booqueefious2230 3 месяца назад +4

    These days, the doll actually can talk back to you 😆

  • @Tixi_pixie
    @Tixi_pixie 3 месяца назад +9

    I almost got a heart attack

    • @yo_igottashit
      @yo_igottashit 3 месяца назад

      dude same I was not expecting all that blood

  • @daftwulli6145
    @daftwulli6145 3 месяца назад +14

    Did he forget to empty it and it started to get realy foul in there ??

  • @awandererfromys1680
    @awandererfromys1680 2 месяца назад

    "How are you with small appliance repair?" is the interview question I'm going to steal.

  • @dian277
    @dian277 29 дней назад +1

    i don't see anyone ask, why the doll was all bandaged up. was he cutting it?

  • @sammieg8641
    @sammieg8641 2 месяца назад +2

    He asked her out bc he wanted to fail and have an excuse to keep the doll

  • @animelovermanga128
    @animelovermanga128 17 дней назад

    so's your toaster is wild.

  • @robsmith6281
    @robsmith6281 3 месяца назад +7

    Does the doll talk to you?

  • @sinbrown1501
    @sinbrown1501 3 месяца назад +7

    3:17 ... oh im sure in this world... somoene does.

    • @draximo9036
      @draximo9036 3 месяца назад +1

      Saw a dude at a bar doing naughty stuff to a teddy bear with his nono stuff while singing in the air tonight by Phil Collins

  • @seacarter7448
    @seacarter7448 3 месяца назад +16

    oooh that diss at 3:15-3:18 the calmest way to tell him to take a toaster bath holllly

  • @victoriamahon3765
    @victoriamahon3765 3 месяца назад +2

    Love the true blood reference!

  • @gracelrosario5068
    @gracelrosario5068 2 месяца назад

    "I can tell her things and she won't argue with me,"
    yes. The same pleasure I get with my plants. ❤

  • @Steelmaniac17
    @Steelmaniac17 Месяц назад +1

    There's shooting your shot, then there's playing against Shaq...

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator Месяц назад

    The line of questioning from those two doctors actually made me feel bad for him

  • @ZefMartinez-f8e
    @ZefMartinez-f8e 3 месяца назад +2

    Its crazy how doctor House draws it on whiteboard and they got the diagnosis. In reality that guys gonna die.

  • @pamelaharrington3838
    @pamelaharrington3838 3 месяца назад +15

    I got hos I got hos in different area codes🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂!!! House keeps his pimping hand strong

  • @casabeblanca
    @casabeblanca Месяц назад

    That True Blood reference was gold

  • @yuruem2thereturn44
    @yuruem2thereturn44 3 месяца назад +1

    The House lore is getting crazy