This just in! John Cena changes name to Johnson Semen! He guarantees that he’ll be hard to beat, take on all comers, is ready to face stiff competition, has the balls to go all the way and finish his career without wiping on the curtains.
We tried to have a genuine news discussion, but one little slip turned the whole thing into a banter fest. Love it I can’t wait to see John come all over Toronto
Christ, Tom's not even back a week and the place is turning to mayhem. Does explain why Cena always throws a towel to the crowd. Also, great to see Orange Cassidy looking good.
Adam and Tom are really good on the spot with jokes like that lol. I haven't watched one of their live reactions in a while but they used to do a lot of on the fly jokes and they were hilarious
And to the Banks/Monè comparison. Valid. I personally feel like Moné was such a better fit in NJPW. For me that extravagance felt so AMAZING in New Japan. in AEW, it just ain't clicking.
She needs an adjestment, keep the title on her for the press she does, give her a group with a good talker to do the heavy lifting (like JAS shes a star they get special treatment by association) dont do the bloodline interference in every match crap, have challangers go through the group before having the title match on ppv,give her 20 mins cus shes great in ring. Ultimatly when athena drops the roh title to billie have her beat Mercedes and pivot to the world title.
I think I would prefer a Cena IC title reign over the last 17th world championship. It completes the grand slam and it means Cena will have the opportunity to work with and put over the current mid card and future main eventers
I think I see transitional champion and then towards the end get the illustrious 17th, I get what you’re saying about the IC title but he honestly doesn’t need to hold it that long
I can’t believe they announced The Rizzler for Elimination Chamber, WWE were quaking after the AEW debut! I’m excited to see what WWE has cooking for the Cena retirement tour
JOHN SEAMAN - "WABADOOOOOOOO" - hahahaha love it Tom Campbell you made me a fan of you. Your ex biggest hater Chris M Seaman ha it gives a new meaning to the 5 knuckle shuffle doesnt it?
Also, it speaks volumes that one of the "louder" and more organic reactions came at the start of the show when Sheldon Benjamin had his match in the Continental Classic. For a stable that's supposedly heel, they were getting face pops from the crowd in Chicago. Say what you will about MVP, but he's helping get Benjamin and Bobby Lashley over with the AEW crowd, which is seemingly tough for some of the "veteran" AEW wrestlers to do (save for part-timer Maxwell Jagoff Fraudman).
I think Bron Breakker should lose his IC title to Sheamus; Sheamus loses it to Ludwig Kaiser; Ludwig loses it to John Cena; Cena loses it back to Bron Breakker...then Cena turns his focus on winning the 17th World title, then loses that on his way out (maybe extending his time to another Wrestlemania).
The issue with Mercades Mone is the lack of tv time. The issue with most of the women's division is lack of tv time. We still only get one womens match per episode of Dynamite and Collision and Rampage. We tend to only get one womens match per PPV card. That's not enough to build and grow the division. Mercades has had about 12 matches this year in AEW. About a match a month. That's just not enough. Non of her feuds felt like they had a real build except the one with Statlander. Her feud with Britt Baker should have been substantial. But we got like two in ring segments and a single match. The women tend to only get short interview segments. About 3 minutes tops. Meanwhile a guys like Jericho gets like 15 minutes with a in ring set and etc to goof around.
It feel like Monés character is more for WWE fans than non wwe fans. Everyone knows how good her matches can be, but something just isnt clicking with AEW.
I love The Hardy Boys. They were essential to WWE being the dominant force they are now. Hall of Fame is a no brainer IMHO. but Jeff has/is damaging that legacy. I assumed WWE would have been desperate to do the Hall of Fame thing soon.
While it seems like a long-shot, it's not a bad idea. NXT seems to be going the "bring back names for the past for a one-off" a lot lately, and it's been reasonably effective. Even if it's on NXT instead of the Main Roster, I think we're due for one last run by the Hardys in the WWE Universe.
Have Cena win the IC Title and then recreate the Mania World Champ vs IC Champ winner takes all. Pretty sure Cena is going to be around after Mania so he can win to break record and finally win IC title
Sooooo let's be honest here WWE made Mercedes Mone look like a major star now since she doesn't have that machine behind her anymore this is what we get people don't want to accept that but its facts
When you're getting paid as much as TKM is paying KIA Mone, then can you blame her for "mailing it in"? Hell, it seems like have the AEW roster is mailing it in these days.
Matt and Jeff signing with tna rather than wwe at this point in their career, get the feeling that after Jeff's last little stunt with wwe on his way out, wwe just aren't interested in them anymore. Too much drama with not enough of a return. Shame.
Mercedes' character is a literal zero for me. Like, I genuinely think some comedy characters have more TV value than her character. She's a good wrestler but even that's not able to carry any interest.
Okada will not win this Continental Classic. The Young Bucks and Jack Perry have all lost their respective championship belts. Their faction is falling apart
Never liked Sasha Banks either. Always found the character and her promos awful, and matches just decent. No change in AEW, its the same thing there imo.
Ricochet complained how he was held back in WWE and he was used to push other people's stories. 3 months in and he's in the same position in AEW. Oh the irony.
@VesBox-s2g Yeah, I remember one telling Ricochet they're a fan of his and they'll watch his segments on AEW, but not the rest of the show. He took it the wrong way.
@@GenericUsernameWhatever yeah. not a good look. i think there's been more of that too but i am not an expert. but yeah, it does seem like for some folks they thought everything would be automatically better for them by switching teams. i don't care about one company or the other but here we are. also i'm old and know that this has been happening forever. this is a wrestling thing, not a Fed/AEW thing
9:15 You summed up "KIA" Mone in a nutshell. I knew I wasn't going insane when I heard little to no pop from the crowd after that annoying "C-E-O" chant at the start of Mone's entrance music. The hard-core AEW audience seems to see her as another WWE-reject (which might explain why it's taking forever for Moxley to get over).
Cena vs Cody at WM41 and after the match where CENA will lose, he turns HEEL on Cody and he makes a run as a HEEL winning the IC title and at the end he will turn baby-face again understating that the obsession of winning the 17th title corrupts him
WWE creative carried Mone sadly its wild how many AEW stars fit into the "amazing wrestler awful promo/character/presentation" we need a bigger alternative that focuses on just the wrestling aspect and little promo (still need some great talkers so your show isn't boring unless you run like a 1hr show)
You connected more with Sasha Banks because AEW creative is awful. That's not tribalism, anyone with eyes and ears can see that. Compare AEW's "best" creative with WWE's best, and its apples and mouldy apples. Tell me I'm wrong.
John Semen - Hustle, Loyalty, Erect.
Hustle loyalty eject
This just in! John Cena changes name to Johnson Semen! He guarantees that he’ll be hard to beat, take on all comers, is ready to face stiff competition, has the balls to go all the way and finish his career without wiping on the curtains.
He's really got his hands full it seems!
Thanks for making my morning haha
if I know something about Johnson Semen he's gonna take on every single comers alright
He's a 60 minute man!
We tried to have a genuine news discussion, but one little slip turned the whole thing into a banter fest. Love it
I can’t wait to see John come all over Toronto
Just choked on my steak slice on that one 😂
After the recent John Seaman's interview about not wanting kids, it made me wonder if John really is in to his Seaman !!
It's pronounced John Cena
Probably uses it as a facial cream like on Nip/Tuck 😂
@@muhammadwahyuhidayat21498 you clearly didn't watch or pay attention to the video. It's John Semen!
Christ, Tom's not even back a week and the place is turning to mayhem. Does explain why Cena always throws a towel to the crowd.
Also, great to see Orange Cassidy looking good.
He throws a hat into the crowd, hands the towel to a child 😮
@MrZombieTurds you need to go back and watch then.
John Semen
Go Nuts
Balls to the Walls
Congrats. you took one misspoken line and made several jokes on the fly. Good job.
1:36 I reckon we'll see a big load around SummerSlam as well... 😂
Adam and Tom are really good on the spot with jokes like that lol. I haven't watched one of their live reactions in a while but they used to do a lot of on the fly jokes and they were hilarious
And to the Banks/Monè comparison. Valid. I personally feel like Moné was such a better fit in NJPW. For me that extravagance felt so AMAZING in New Japan. in AEW, it just ain't clicking.
She needs an adjestment, keep the title on her for the press she does, give her a group with a good talker to do the heavy lifting (like JAS shes a star they get special treatment by association) dont do the bloodline interference in every match crap, have challangers go through the group before having the title match on ppv,give her 20 mins cus shes great in ring. Ultimatly when athena drops the roh title to billie have her beat Mercedes and pivot to the world title.
One thing is for sure, is that John Semen is coming !
And coming fast 👀
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think I would prefer a Cena IC title reign over the last 17th world championship. It completes the grand slam and it means Cena will have the opportunity to work with and put over the current mid card and future main eventers
I think I see transitional champion and then towards the end get the illustrious 17th, I get what you’re saying about the IC title but he honestly doesn’t need to hold it that long
Cena and Sheamus both need the IC so they could be there around Mania
I can’t believe they announced The Rizzler for Elimination Chamber, WWE were quaking after the AEW debut!
I’m excited to see what WWE has cooking for the Cena retirement tour
John Semen 😅
JOHN SEAMAN - "WABADOOOOOOOO" - hahahaha love it Tom Campbell you made me a fan of you. Your ex biggest hater Chris M
Seaman ha it gives a new meaning to the 5 knuckle shuffle doesnt it?
"John Spunky Boy Cena" 🤣Oh, Pacitti, that was hilarious. _HAPPY THANKSGIVING_ to all. 🦃
Damn Adam was no selling Tom stuff in the intro but broke for the Cena joke
What did he no-sell? How is "I can't see you Tom" no-selling a clear and obvious John Cena reference?
@subman23 pay attention to the beginning of the video and watch Adams face during the intro
@@ErnieGoukeryeah I saw that, he didn't roll his eyes but it seemed like he wanted to
I guess AEW has The Rizzler and WWE has the Jizzler.
That whole John Cena segment was possibly my favorite Cultaholic news moments ever. Great stuff
Also, it speaks volumes that one of the "louder" and more organic reactions came at the start of the show when Sheldon Benjamin had his match in the Continental Classic. For a stable that's supposedly heel, they were getting face pops from the crowd in Chicago. Say what you will about MVP, but he's helping get Benjamin and Bobby Lashley over with the AEW crowd, which is seemingly tough for some of the "veteran" AEW wrestlers to do (save for part-timer Maxwell Jagoff Fraudman).
Tom might want to delete that search history.
Tom hides nothing. That's why we love him. 😂
I think Bron Breakker should lose his IC title to Sheamus; Sheamus loses it to Ludwig Kaiser; Ludwig loses it to John Cena; Cena loses it back to Bron Breakker...then Cena turns his focus on winning the 17th World title, then loses that on his way out (maybe extending his time to another Wrestlemania).
Damn, Semen is going to be all over the place next year.
the time is now. he warned us with the years of cumrags. thanks OSW
I was there for john Cena vs. Nakamura, where Cena landed pretty ugly from a suplex. In south dakota of all places
i’m one of those who unfortunately will never be able to see cena preform live but i’m glad he gave me lots of memories on my tv
The issue with Mercades Mone is the lack of tv time. The issue with most of the women's division is lack of tv time. We still only get one womens match per episode of Dynamite and Collision and Rampage. We tend to only get one womens match per PPV card. That's not enough to build and grow the division. Mercades has had about 12 matches this year in AEW. About a match a month. That's just not enough. Non of her feuds felt like they had a real build except the one with Statlander. Her feud with Britt Baker should have been substantial. But we got like two in ring segments and a single match.
The women tend to only get short interview segments. About 3 minutes tops. Meanwhile a guys like Jericho gets like 15 minutes with a in ring set and etc to goof around.
This video is amazing. Great work, Tom for starting it off hot!
It feel like Monés character is more for WWE fans than non wwe fans.
Everyone knows how good her matches can be, but something just isnt clicking with AEW.
Would love to see Cena win either I.C. or US title and have an open challenge for a month or 2
Went completely off the rails within about a minute, great job lads! :D
Never thought Seaman on the Dreamcast would get a shout.
Tom was giving some quality puns and Adam no sold 99% of them
John Seaman better be in the podcasts hall of fame this week!
I saw Cena at a live show and Vince came out and led the crowd singing Happy Birthday to him
As Mina holds the RevPro Women's title I wonder if Mariah will get involved we Mina's next match there.
Mercedes is doin' the ol' HHH golden shovel thing lmfao.
My sides still hurt from that Cena slip 😂😂😂
"Will he ?" Was a very nice touch
Mariah better get Hanan for backup. She needs her sister's help.
Royal Rumble, February 1st
Elimination Chamber, March 1st
Wrestlemania, April 19th & 20th
Roman wins the rumble challenges for the People Championship and Cena wins the Chamber to challenge Cody all at WM
I wonder If Tony knows most Americans have no idea how these bracket systems work or what pool play is or how to follow any of it.
I love The Hardy Boys. They were essential to WWE being the dominant force they are now.
Hall of Fame is a no brainer IMHO.
but Jeff has/is damaging that legacy.
I assumed WWE would have been desperate to do the Hall of Fame thing soon.
Aaaaannnndddd DEMONETIZED In the first minute 😭😂😂😂😂
I can see it now, Hardys signed to TNA... Next Dusty Tag Classic starts on NXT and they will be a team announced for it from TNA! 😮😊
While it seems like a long-shot, it's not a bad idea. NXT seems to be going the "bring back names for the past for a one-off" a lot lately, and it's been reasonably effective. Even if it's on NXT instead of the Main Roster, I think we're due for one last run by the Hardys in the WWE Universe.
You laugh but "The Big Smoke" is one of Toronto's monikers
John Seaman: U can’t See Deez… “waves hand over jorts”
John Semen for the Hall Of Fame, surely? 😆
Excellent save Tom!
Have Cena win the IC Title and then recreate the Mania World Champ vs IC Champ winner takes all. Pretty sure Cena is going to be around after Mania so he can win to break record and finally win IC title
Cena (3 months as US Champ) & (4 months as WWE Champ) me thinks
Sooooo let's be honest here WWE made Mercedes Mone look like a major star now since she doesn't have that machine behind her anymore this is what we get people don't want to accept that but its facts
If John Cena goes on a belt collector run in 2025 I'll probably be interested 🤔
The constant barrage of knob gags in this had me cracking up.
John Seaman, you can only see him with a blacklight
TNA vs. NXT:World’s Collide (Hardy’s vs. Fraxiom
Imagine cena vs punk for the title. Beat flairs record
Anyone going to see John is guaranteed to get an eye full 😅
he might get colour, even. pinkeye but hey
I can tell you why people aren’t connecting with Mercedes. She’s got none of the energy or passion she had in WWE. She’s just phoning it in.
When you're getting paid as much as TKM is paying KIA Mone, then can you blame her for "mailing it in"? Hell, it seems like have the AEW roster is mailing it in these days.
Personally I’d prefer cena to win the world title over the IC title
Ladies and gentlemen. The Pactti hand signal
Matt and Jeff signing with tna rather than wwe at this point in their career, get the feeling that after Jeff's last little stunt with wwe on his way out, wwe just aren't interested in them anymore.
Too much drama with not enough of a return. Shame.
John Semen.... I'm dying 😂
Its way too early for the sounds tom is making
they'd have mercedes win the belt in a 3 or 4 way at world's end & have storm cost may
John Semen sucks, but willie finally win big at the climax of his retirement tour?
What happens if he gets injured and will be out of action for 9 months or a year, what will happen to his retirement tour?
Jonathan Seaman - Spoff-a-doooo
John Cena should come back as n.W o cena, With
Austin theory, grayson Waller and omos.
And kevin nash as a manager,,,?
So much "come" for a Thursday
Take a shot evert time the word Ceman is said.
we are all 12
Oh Tom I love u … you have no idea what you’ve started 😂
You can't see'man me!!
John Seaman is so wrong 😂
Will Cena be at Fully Loaded?
Mercedes' character is a literal zero for me. Like, I genuinely think some comedy characters have more TV value than her character. She's a good wrestler but even that's not able to carry any interest.
Pachitti??? Yes I'm speaking to you, bro. Where is the WWE MYRISE CONTENT ON RUclips AND TWITTER??? WHAT HAPPENED TO IT PLEASE.
Mercedes vs sasĥàɓanķs
John Semen 😳…🤣🤣🤣
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My vote for the Continental Classic is both “ runner ups “ beat the winners🏆🏆
Okada will not win this Continental Classic. The Young Bucks and Jack Perry have all lost their respective championship belts. Their faction is falling apart
Never liked Sasha Banks either. Always found the character and her promos awful, and matches just decent. No change in AEW, its the same thing there imo.
Ricochet complained how he was held back in WWE and he was used to push other people's stories. 3 months in and he's in the same position in AEW. Oh the irony.
also getting weirdly defensive on X etc. towards people that say they're fans of his. like desperate weird
@VesBox-s2g Yeah, I remember one telling Ricochet they're a fan of his and they'll watch his segments on AEW, but not the rest of the show. He took it the wrong way.
@@GenericUsernameWhatever yeah. not a good look. i think there's been more of that too but i am not an expert. but yeah, it does seem like for some folks they thought everything would be automatically better for them by switching teams. i don't care about one company or the other but here we are. also i'm old and know that this has been happening forever. this is a wrestling thing, not a Fed/AEW thing
I never saw the hype with sasha banks/ Mercedes monet, even in wwe she was over rated. Biggest thing she ever did was walking out
9:15 You summed up "KIA" Mone in a nutshell. I knew I wasn't going insane when I heard little to no pop from the crowd after that annoying "C-E-O" chant at the start of Mone's entrance music. The hard-core AEW audience seems to see her as another WWE-reject (which might explain why it's taking forever for Moxley to get over).
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I love the way people still talk about AEW as though there's any rhyme or reason to the booking 😂😂
Cenas last maina should be against randy orton and noone else
Cena vs Cody at WM41 and after the match where CENA will lose, he turns HEEL on Cody and he makes a run as a HEEL winning the IC title and at the end he will turn baby-face again understating that the obsession of winning the 17th title corrupts him
WWE creative carried Mone sadly its wild how many AEW stars fit into the "amazing wrestler awful promo/character/presentation" we need a bigger alternative that focuses on just the wrestling aspect and little promo (still need some great talkers so your show isn't boring unless you run like a 1hr show)
You connected more with Sasha Banks because AEW creative is awful. That's not tribalism, anyone with eyes and ears can see that. Compare AEW's "best" creative with WWE's best, and its apples and mouldy apples.
Tell me I'm wrong.
1st 😊
I bet your wife or girlfriend is happy about that eh
L
@@DeanMoxley87 they may have a boyfriend, don't assume stuff
@DeanMoxley87 too young to have a wife 🤷♂️
@Deltrottersvan hello friend how are you ☺️
Tom is extremely obnoxious.
Sasha stinks. Waste of money for a mid card woman... she doesnt draw money i guarentee it
Tom sucks