Jack's final pitch should have ended with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee being heard from the ramp and Jacks old school friend James from the early Cultaholic podcast episodes enters the match and wins the first ever War James match
I think I went through all of the phases of that Vince McMahon meme during Fraser’s Bron Breakker pitch. I was full “laser eyes” by the time he got to the headdress and Steiner Math promo. I NEED this to happen Saturday. 😂
I think it would be fun for Cody to at some point turn heal and act a little like HHH's Reign of Terror, maybe even making his own Legacy/Evolution type group. HHH starts to see this happening and knows where it's going. After failing to convince Cody to change course, he has to find another way to 'change the story'...
Congratulations again to Tom Campbell on the wedding. Andre over Hogan was technically called The Main Event, but it was same fonts and also on NBC here in the US so pretty much yes SNME. Watched it live and it was crazy
My Idea is: The OG Bloodline vs The New Bloodline is interrupted by The Judgment Day who says: " Let's Make It Better, How About The Judgment Day Celebrating The Victory!
A theme song hits. It sounds somewhat familiar but nobody can quite lay there finger on it. Eventually, commentary work out its a distorted version of Slow Chemical - "That's gotta be JAMES"
There are many ways this Wargames will end with Paul Heyman's POV alone. He could go back with Reigns and the OG Bloodline Or He could betray Reigns and go back with CM Punk Or Align himself with Solo and reveal himself to be the mastermind Or Align himself with The Rock
It’s always a nice time when Tom shows up 😊 Legit, my favorite guest host, because he is chaotic and brings the banter *but* he is also always prepared and invested in the conversation. It’s a wonderful balance
Jacks first pitch was great, but think these guys have forgotten that if a member leaves the cage the team automatically loses… was my only issue with that pitch
I hope for the day Tom doesn't say "It's what we want to happen" through the whole video. But instead waits until either the next news video he's on and opens, or the next video he and Jack are on together and opens THAT with it
Obviously we all want Brons Steiner math promo butttt he did already drop a bit of it in nxt when setting up a triple threat withhh I wanna say ilia and maybe carmelo?
41:34 Funnily enough, there are two listed definitions in the Great Urban Dictionary for "Cacking". The first is: -Cacking- 1. Laughing so hard you shlt yourself. [Chesh said: "I'm *cacking* myself!" Adam replied: "That's so boot."] By gertrude (geraldines sister) August 12, 2008 & The second is: -Cacking- 1. To defecate - The process of emptying one's bowels of feces. 2. Laughing very hard. ["It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing."] By sholland July 29, 2008 So Jack technically succeeded in accurately describing what was going on. ( *Despite* *his* *inability* *to* *proof* *read* *his* *notes* *because* *he's* *too* *busy* *worrying* *about* *how* *long* *he* *can* *avoid* *this* *Italian* *Restaurant* *situation* .)
Haven’t watched yet but I’m guessing at least 3 times where the pitch is “masked man” or “hooded figure” or “mysterious security guard” turns into surprise turn or debut
Hey I don't like to tell ppl how to live their life but Tom, wth are u doing back at work man?! Shoot I did my honeymoon later as well but I at least took a week off after my nuptials.
I can't tell you how tired I am of "Cody turns heel" pitches. Give us some more time with a normal babyface champion, please. How meaningful is such a huge heel reign like Roman's if it isn't followed by a huge face reign?
For a married man, tom seems very insecure. Seems every video I watch with him in has him mention how he gets hate (normally only a few people if any). Comes across more annoying than doing nothing always firing back
One thing guaranteed from these videos:
A mysterious figure in a mask or hoodie
The old bally clava
Jack's final pitch should have ended with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee being heard from the ramp and Jacks old school friend James from the early Cultaholic podcast episodes enters the match and wins the first ever War James match
*LONG TERM STORYTELLING*
I yearn for the day when Tom can get the timing right on the Golden Rule, but sadly it was not tod-
ITSWHATWEWANTTOHAPPEN
I now NEED Bron to cut the full Steiner Math promo. Thank you for this
The moment Punk leaves the ring, the entire team is disqualified
I just had a flash back to X-Pac asking how you can have a no contest in a cage match.
I think I went through all of the phases of that Vince McMahon meme during Fraser’s Bron Breakker pitch. I was full “laser eyes” by the time he got to the headdress and Steiner Math promo. I NEED this to happen Saturday. 😂
I think it would be fun for Cody to at some point turn heal and act a little like HHH's Reign of Terror, maybe even making his own Legacy/Evolution type group. HHH starts to see this happening and knows where it's going. After failing to convince Cody to change course, he has to find another way to 'change the story'...
One problem jack if a team member leaves the cage they forfeite the match
I can't remember if Tom, Jack and Fraser said it here but my pitch is Paul heyman vs Jacob Fatu in a prayer off 🙃😂
Up the WarJames!
Did Tom forget the wild Samoans are no longer with us?
Just want to say love the pitches this time. Really builds up anticipation, especially Jack's 1st one and also the steiner math😂
Tom interrupting Jack's catchphrase never gets old bless him 😂😂😂😂
Tom does a bloody great pitch! That last one was brilliant. However I give it a no because his views on Sonic Adventure are wrong
The awkward tension of this intro 😂
Love ya lads
Congratulations again to Tom Campbell on the wedding. Andre over Hogan was technically called The Main Event, but it was same fonts and also on NBC here in the US so pretty much yes SNME. Watched it live and it was crazy
My Idea is: The OG Bloodline vs The New Bloodline is interrupted by The Judgment Day who says: " Let's Make It Better, How About The Judgment Day Celebrating The Victory!
Fraser, you maniacal genius with that last pitch! OMG
Holograms of Afa and Sike on the top of each cage
😂😂
A theme song hits. It sounds somewhat familiar but nobody can quite lay there finger on it. Eventually, commentary work out its a distorted version of Slow Chemical - "That's gotta be JAMES"
36:00 Tom just accurately depicting the WWE’s hiring practices for the last 6 months 😂
James from Thomas The Tank Engine
The Bronn pitch is by far the greatest pitch of all time ever. Frazier has just won pitches. The best yes ever
The homelander Cody pitch is soo perfect , I'm upset now knowing it won't happen like that. Well done Frazer on including the Stiener math promo
As soon as L.A. Knight was mentioned. My kid goes " L A KNIGHT YEAH" In the back of the car. Happy Food day y'all
The heel line for Cody should be "the story never ends"
It should be Cody's story has ended and will now starts with me... Smiling menacingly with that Homelander persona.
CONGRATULATIONS TOM! and welcome back youve been missed!
Jack described Ross and Andrew's interactions perfectly 😂
Paul Heyman managing Jacob Fatu alone will be interesting
I wanna see Cornette as his manager.
There are many ways this Wargames will end with Paul Heyman's POV alone.
He could go back with Reigns and the OG Bloodline
Or
He could betray Reigns and go back with CM Punk
Or
Align himself with Solo and reveal himself to be the mastermind
Or
Align himself with The Rock
It’s always a nice time when Tom shows up 😊
Legit, my favorite guest host, because he is chaotic and brings the banter *but* he is also always prepared and invested in the conversation. It’s a wonderful balance
KO:
" Cody I helped you finish your story, now I'm going to end your story".
I think that "stay away you" from Tom at the beginning was really taargeted at Maffew
Good I missed Tom on these videos
My favorite pitch is still the one Tom made about Veer coming to every promotion and then going home.
Jacks first pitch was great, but think these guys have forgotten that if a member leaves the cage the team automatically loses… was my only issue with that pitch
I’d love the Breakker math promo to happen.
I hope for the day Tom doesn't say "It's what we want to happen" through the whole video. But instead waits until either the next news video he's on and opens, or the next video he and Jack are on together and opens THAT with it
Love this! Great job as always!
0:07 Makes sense Tom is the most married man in the world, he is also the most delightful man in the world.
Jacob turns on solo would be huge pop at wargames
And unexpected since loving solo is the majority of his character
@BradBrad-ff6hq right 💯
Isn’t one of the rules of a War Games match if you leave it your team loses automatically?
It's what we want to happen!
34:35 "I'm going to bootcamp!" And hopefully judges' houses, too!
Engagement for the algorithm
These were exceptional!!
Jacks 1st pitch sounds very possible to be honest
That last pitch really spoke to meeeeeeeeeeeee
Obviously we all want Brons Steiner math promo butttt he did already drop a bit of it in nxt when setting up a triple threat withhh I wanna say ilia and maybe carmelo?
Yeah, but his was mathematically correct. All he said was they had a 33 and a 3rd percent chance to win. If he went full steiner it would be better
Excellent pitches boys, I did however miss all the smut that Andrews pitches provide 😂
13:29 this is going to keep Jack awake at night.
I saw you flash that ring Tom. Congratulations
41:34 Funnily enough, there are two listed definitions in the Great Urban Dictionary for "Cacking".
The first is:
-Cacking-
1. Laughing so hard you shlt yourself.
[Chesh said: "I'm *cacking* myself!"
Adam replied: "That's so boot."]
By gertrude (geraldines sister) August 12, 2008
& The second is:
-Cacking-
1. To defecate - The process of emptying one's bowels of feces.
2. Laughing very hard.
["It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing."]
By sholland July 29, 2008
So Jack technically succeeded in accurately describing what was going on.
( *Despite* *his* *inability* *to* *proof* *read* *his* *notes* *because* *he's* *too* *busy* *worrying* *about* *how* *long* *he* *can* *avoid* *this* *Italian* *Restaurant* *situation* .)
so excited to be there for Survivor Series, selfishly i wanted a Cody/KO match here but I understand why theyre putting it on SNME
Well I for one enjoy when Tom is on 9 Pitches, he's just so scrummy! Also he's married? Damn
I love Tom pitches
Up the pitches!
So Cody goes Homelander and because Kevin Owens lost, he will be full banished Stone Cold vs Homelander Cody as Macmahon??? Daamn
I wish Tom's pitches were bit more meta.
13:29 I love them as boyfriends (I don't know if that concept of every member of the podcast have their own "boyfriends")
That james battle royal would be gold
Usos hit a double uso splash off the top of the cages across from each through tables to Tama and Tonga and win the match
We need Joel cam for 9 pitches
Jack The Jobber is back
Ross’s humor 👍 Tom’s humor 👎 jkjk sarcasm😊
you’re so right
I understand why they would want Sami to turn heel, but he really doesn’t need to turn heel
15:57 best pitch ever😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure bron has cut the Steiner promo in nxt before a triple threat
War James is not done without James Ellsworth
Tom pulling an Eight Mile
I can't see Tiff cashing in during...afterwards maybe..
How did we not get James Ellsworth in WarJames?
Kevin Owen vs Cody Rhodes Pitch name for the fight later on after KO gets “fired”….
Kill the Story
13:31 Frazer going into the business for himself smh
Steiner MATH Best Pitch EVER!
New bloodline win with Herman turning leading to punk protecting him giving must Roman vs punk at the rumble is what I’m saying
Jamien Priest surprise entrant into warjames
James elsworth should be ref for the warjames
HHH booking is not bad, just boring
It's what we want to happen
Charlotte somehow wins both titles in the War games match
Hope you’re married, Tom!
Haven’t watched yet but I’m guessing at least 3 times where the pitch is “masked man” or “hooded figure” or “mysterious security guard” turns into surprise turn or debut
Frazer wins 141 and 2 thirds of the time
JAMES ELSWORTH
Hooooooooooooooooooo! Hacksaw James Duggan
Hey I don't like to tell ppl how to live their life but Tom, wth are u doing back at work man?! Shoot I did my honeymoon later as well but I at least took a week off after my nuptials.
I can't tell you how tired I am of "Cody turns heel" pitches. Give us some more time with a normal babyface champion, please. How meaningful is such a huge heel reign like Roman's if it isn't followed by a huge face reign?
WARRRRRRJAAAAAAAMES 😂😂😂
we need jack, ross and the other guy
Cody Rhodes title run could be called The Neverending Story and he thinks he is special so he will turn heel like his Bullet Club days
Anyone else eating food and then you saw this video and now you’re watching n eating?then Like the video and this comment.
Tom is such a cad, and I mean that in the most playful way.
0:27 Tom on pitches. I’m thankful for this.
Fire assaulting coworkers threatening staff striking fans crying man bs punk during it
Tom with my favorite pitch ever at the end haha
James Ellsworth should win War James 😆
For a married man, tom seems very insecure. Seems every video I watch with him in has him mention how he gets hate (normally only a few people if any). Comes across more annoying than doing nothing always firing back
I can laugh at one silly pitch, but multiple ones make the video not interesting to watch.