Death Row Criminal the Law Couldn't Kill - True Story

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  • Опубликовано: 17 фев 2020
  • John Lee was sentenced to death by hanging, but when it came time for his execution, something incredible happened! Watch today's amazing new animated video to see how one man managed to survive his own hanging.
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Комментарии • 2,6 тыс.

  • @jayd_7
    @jayd_7 4 года назад +10190

    Other prisoners: oh no im getting hung next
    John lee: *first time?*

    • @jayd_7
      @jayd_7 4 года назад +38

      @Mohammed Ali the g really!?

    • @jayd_7
      @jayd_7 4 года назад +37

      @Mohammed Ali the g lol ok i get it becuz they are both lee

    • @youraverageuser7039
      @youraverageuser7039 4 года назад +22

      Imcomming wooosshhh

    • @jayd_7
      @jayd_7 4 года назад +13

      @@youraverageuser7039 lol

    • @bradylewis5921
      @bradylewis5921 4 года назад +9

      Funniest comment ever 😂😂

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +5941

    "Were you executed?"
    Unfortunately, yes... But I lived!

    • @mrayrick7631
      @mrayrick7631 4 года назад +62

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access me keep seeing u

    • @rareuses
      @rareuses 4 года назад +12

      @@mrayrick7631 Jo and I will get back with you

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 4 года назад +12

      Sadly*

    • @ladarri0768
      @ladarri0768 4 года назад +5

      I'm subbed to u

    • @ladarri0768
      @ladarri0768 4 года назад +4

      @Just an alien with some internet access that's a bit nice for an alien

  • @eila5388
    @eila5388 4 года назад +4593

    Death: “exists”
    John lee: *imma pretend like I didn’t see that*

  • @vxrmnt6440
    @vxrmnt6440 4 года назад +2341

    "Didn't they execute you?"
    *"Well yes, but actually no."*

  • @crimsontheworld772
    @crimsontheworld772 4 года назад +7497

    *-Hangs John-*
    John: doesn't die
    Police: *You weren't supposed to do that*

  • @iSneaky
    @iSneaky 4 года назад +5353

    Death row criminal: *I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move*

    • @thoughtsforyourlife2k98
      @thoughtsforyourlife2k98 4 года назад +100

      iSneaky *Respawns back in the cell*

    • @cenaloh4714
      @cenaloh4714 4 года назад +21

      The circle continues, endlessly....

    • @maha3684
      @maha3684 4 года назад +23

      Police:
      *_That's not how you are supposed to play the game_*

    • @christopherjackson1661
      @christopherjackson1661 4 года назад +4

      Singing and Thinking is that a JoJo reference-

    • @hxpezzy
      @hxpezzy 4 года назад +2

      @@thoughtsforyourlife2k98
      --------> *Respawn*
      *Go back to menu*

  • @Matyj04
    @Matyj04 4 года назад +2443

    John on the day of execution: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

  • @rest5563
    @rest5563 4 года назад +2752

    Lee: "I'm innocent."
    Executioner: * tries to hang him *
    Lee: *We don't do that here.*

  • @mittens1509
    @mittens1509 4 года назад +2525

    John: I know I'm innocent.
    Police: ***Attempts to hang the man 3 times*** Oh wait maybe he is innocent...aight enjoy your life.
    John: ....

    • @waringaw.m6350
      @waringaw.m6350 4 года назад +3

      @Blosh3 ok

    • @dripmass
      @dripmass 4 года назад +5

      MISSION PASSED:
      RESPECT+

    • @mittens1509
      @mittens1509 4 года назад

      @OfficialBlueFoxy Huh....neat.

    • @SvaroAsano
      @SvaroAsano 3 года назад

      @OfficialBlueFoxy liar you can’t see the tens and ones

    • @SvaroAsano
      @SvaroAsano 3 года назад

      @@mittens1509 he was lying you cant see tens and ones

  • @karimamin2
    @karimamin2 4 года назад +780

    Life: Death comes for us all
    John Lee: Sure

  • @meandtheboys223
    @meandtheboys223 4 года назад +986

    John : exist
    Queen Elizabeth : Finally a worth opponent
    (2022 Edit: This didn't age well)

  • @Alex-by9kt
    @Alex-by9kt 4 года назад +793

    "nobody likes to see a criminal being decapitated"
    French peasants: *awkward silence*

  • @ryandono5721
    @ryandono5721 4 года назад +3054

    Lee: *doesn't die at execution*
    Executioner: what? How?
    Lee: "The Darkside of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some might consider... Unnatural".

    • @B--uf4ne
      @B--uf4ne 4 года назад +80

      Other death row prisoners: is it possible to learn this power

    • @worldunlocked3347
      @worldunlocked3347 4 года назад +54

      Not from a Jedi

    • @spyrosa.855
      @spyrosa.855 4 года назад +39

      To cheat death is the power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.

    • @whydidimakethis9417
      @whydidimakethis9417 4 года назад +13

      Bruh I was literally watching that scene before going to this video

    • @MartinHachmann
      @MartinHachmann 4 года назад +14

      It's ironic. He was able to save others from death...but not himself.

  • @goatsbelike7300
    @goatsbelike7300 4 года назад +290

    John:Gets hung.
    John: Survives
    *Outstanding Move*

  • @minnow9590
    @minnow9590 4 года назад +422

    John: jesus take the wheel Jesus: how about I hold the trapdoor instead

  • @RockSTAR-ts4qv
    @RockSTAR-ts4qv 4 года назад +587

    Crush: want to hang sometime
    Lee: umm....that might be a problem

  • @aizuki8275
    @aizuki8275 4 года назад +789

    Death: *I'm about to end this mans whole life*
    John: Nah.

    • @aloysiuskurnia7643
      @aloysiuskurnia7643 4 года назад +17

      Shoulve been
      Death: I'm about to end this man's whole career
      John: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @yohanvlogs7247
      @yohanvlogs7247 4 года назад

      @@aloysiuskurnia7643 Death*

    • @xvi8301
      @xvi8301 3 года назад

      DaMan Guy r/woooooosh

    • @cherryxfanta
      @cherryxfanta 3 года назад +1

      @@xvi8301 Bruh that's not even how you use r/woooosh he's just saying that it should've been "I'm about to end this death's whole career", I know it's a popular sentence but using death has the same meaning. Plus, it's r/wooooshwith4os

    • @exems6204
      @exems6204 3 года назад +2

      @@xvi8301 r/iamareddituser
      this is youtube
      plus thats not even how u use it

  • @bleizfit5595
    @bleizfit5595 4 года назад +390

    John: *Exists*
    Rasputin: finally, a worthy opponent

    • @danielrobertson2154
      @danielrobertson2154 4 года назад +1

      Chuck norris looking down his nose laughing in braile: pff Peasants!

    • @devaughnsalter7379
      @devaughnsalter7379 4 года назад +7

      As long as there is no game of chess involved...

    • @Dinonuggie399
      @Dinonuggie399 4 года назад +4

      Ra ra

    • @geoplane3799
      @geoplane3799 4 года назад +1

      @@Dinonuggie399 ura ra

    • @Dinonuggie399
      @Dinonuggie399 4 года назад +3

      Jack Sparrow those are the first lyrics of the song .-.

  • @quark1243
    @quark1243 2 года назад +58

    Lee: "I'm calm because lord knows I'm innocent"
    Executioner: tries to hang him and fails
    Lee: "see"

  • @xsemth
    @xsemth 3 года назад +91

    “losing a head is nothing anyone wants to see” so they’ll go to see a man get hanged but when the get decspitated it’s too much

    • @Telikott
      @Telikott 3 года назад +6

      Think about it, they hear a mans neck snap and that’s their death, but seeing someone die and bones reveal is a bit much

    • @christophermanktelow544
      @christophermanktelow544 3 года назад +3

      Executions in the U.K. after 1865 were held in private within the prison, so nobody would have seen the spectacle.

  • @ediblearranger2347
    @ediblearranger2347 4 года назад +1431

    Hangs John
    John: *doesn't die*
    Police: no that's not how ur supposed to play this game

    • @tameronica
      @tameronica 4 года назад +58

      In an Alternate Universe:
      Police: _doesnt hang John_
      John: *dies*
      Police: no, this is not how you're suppose to play the game!

    • @dagamerplays
      @dagamerplays 4 года назад +42

      @@tameronica
      In another Universe:
      Police: hangs John
      Police: dies
      john: I told you I'm innocent!!!!

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 4 года назад +25

      Da gamer Plays
      In another Universe:
      John: *hangs police*
      Police: wait what?

    • @xsrres6871
      @xsrres6871 4 года назад +4

      Classic Animations that how mafia works

    • @fellowmemer5693
      @fellowmemer5693 4 года назад +4

      @@tameronica Nope, the alternate universe would have thought that him dying because they didnt is completely how he is supposed to play the game

  • @OutstandinglySteve
    @OutstandinglySteve 4 года назад +359

    3:40
    Sounded like they wanted to leave him hanging.

    • @aaron4ism
      @aaron4ism 4 года назад +15

      *Buh dum tss*

    • @iceberg7999
      @iceberg7999 4 года назад +9

      *crowd goes laughing* *HahhahahHhahahahhahhahaHahahAhahha*

    • @rareuses
      @rareuses 4 года назад +4

      _punny_

    • @lilfredo8049
      @lilfredo8049 4 года назад +1

      Subscribe to this poor doggy For lick I’ve seen u on a different vid 😂

    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo 4 года назад +1

      *Spits out water laughing*

  • @arclain67
    @arclain67 4 года назад +269

    *Guy crying before being hanged*
    John: “Mmm, first time?”

    • @hydreigon4832
      @hydreigon4832 4 года назад +4

      Denstrap-9 1 underrated comment

    • @voidoesminecrafta2706
      @voidoesminecrafta2706 4 года назад +1

      Denstrap-9 1 im your 45 liker

    • @jayd_7
      @jayd_7 4 года назад +1

      Aw we got the same comment

    • @arclain67
      @arclain67 4 года назад +3

      Oh my bad, I making a reference to a clip I saw.

    • @jayd_7
      @jayd_7 4 года назад

      @@arclain67 lol its okay, i also commented it long ago and yhea its the meme first time? Where the dude is about to get hang, which is a perfect comment for this vid 😂

  • @SI-pm3kq
    @SI-pm3kq 4 года назад +149

    John lee: survived
    Executioner: wait,that’s illegal

  • @leevi6678
    @leevi6678 4 года назад +319

    Police: *hangs john*
    John: *doesnt die and gets another health bar*
    Police: I-is that boss music..?

  • @jackroyaltea5034
    @jackroyaltea5034 4 года назад +315

    Infographic Show: “And while death is death losing the head was not something anyone wanted to see.”
    France: *Builds a machines for that exact purpose*

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 4 года назад +196

    The Law: I thought you died!
    John Lee: My Death was... Highly Exaggerated.

  • @plasmacurrey1903
    @plasmacurrey1903 4 года назад +487

    This is one of the most addictive channels on RUclips ever

  • @rodoublen3683
    @rodoublen3683 4 года назад +122

    when the executioner said "blablabla, bla bla blablabla"
    *_I felt that_*

    • @arandomperson2307
      @arandomperson2307 4 года назад +5

      It’s tearing me up. How someone can say such powerful, and wise words, is beyond my thoughts.

    • @AwardedWig
      @AwardedWig 4 года назад +2

      It's so sad.😔😔

    • @mahajna.gz1
      @mahajna.gz1 4 года назад

      R/iam14andthisisdeep

  • @bilgitz1900
    @bilgitz1900 4 года назад +241

    Exucutioner: **pulls lever**
    The board: *doesn’t open*
    Exucutoner: It was said to destroy the lee not join him!!!

    • @kampfkeks0158
      @kampfkeks0158 4 года назад +4

      Its " you were supposed"

    • @bilgitz1900
      @bilgitz1900 4 года назад +3

      KampfKeks015 I do what I want kid

    • @dreampug7117
      @dreampug7117 4 года назад +3

      FCOS Fails You are one

    • @kampfkeks0158
      @kampfkeks0158 4 года назад +3

      @@bilgitz1900 yeah but maybe try to learn english or smth

    • @bilgitz1900
      @bilgitz1900 4 года назад +2

      KampfKeks015 I was speaking English in case you didn’t know

  • @timothylee958
    @timothylee958 4 года назад +36

    John Lee: *Escapes death for the third time.*
    Death: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @sushantshubham6703
    @sushantshubham6703 4 года назад +1772

    Pushes a man from a cliff with a rope tied to his neck
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Scientists: Yeah perfectly normal... A standard drop

    • @muskntesla3493
      @muskntesla3493 4 года назад +4

      A teardrop in my eyes!

    • @ibnufauzankoswara2879
      @ibnufauzankoswara2879 4 года назад

      Bodohnya internasional

    • @xW01F
      @xW01F 4 года назад +7

      Standard "Yeet"

    • @casda5226
      @casda5226 4 года назад

      Oof

    • @h-0058
      @h-0058 4 года назад +6

      Maybe a bit too short... Let's try a mountain... It should work there

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 года назад +2440

    The British: “So, he can’t be hanged...”
    The Muskets: “Guys, we’re right here.”
    The British: “Let’s hang him again.”
    Second Attempt: **fails**
    The British: “We’re out of options.”
    The Muskets: “Seriously, are you really going to ignore us-“
    The British: “Shut up, I’m trying to think.”

    • @dripmass
      @dripmass 4 года назад +100

      They haven't unlocked big brain moment

    • @MACaroniUSA
      @MACaroniUSA 4 года назад +61

      Muskets and firing squads were for more honorable people like a military commander

    • @mammothvlogs3138
      @mammothvlogs3138 4 года назад +7

      Martin Crook ITS A JOKE!!!!!!

    • @gerbilseatyou8132
      @gerbilseatyou8132 4 года назад +1

      heh

    • @nicholasholloway8743
      @nicholasholloway8743 4 года назад +15

      @@mammothvlogs3138 he knows I imagine, he's just sharing a bit o knowledge.

  • @ThePorgmaster
    @ThePorgmaster 2 года назад +14

    John Lee: "I trust in the Lord and he knows, I am innocent."
    *trap door stops working as soon as he stands on it*
    John Lee: "A blessing from the Lord."

  • @unknownasfesff2899
    @unknownasfesff2899 4 года назад +35

    *prisoner prisoned in a year*
    The prisoner: Guess I'll hang in here in a while.

  • @kngsvg8201
    @kngsvg8201 4 года назад +45

    3:53
    "He can't hang around any longer"
    Nice

  • @lanailes9441
    @lanailes9441 4 года назад +221

    "NOBODY wanted to see the head fall down" TELL THIS TO FRANECE

    • @itznatalieyt7785
      @itznatalieyt7785 4 года назад +5

      Ikr they where still using it when the first star wars movie came out

    • @thecarwithinternetaccess7952
      @thecarwithinternetaccess7952 4 года назад +1

      France*

    • @roasta9013
      @roasta9013 4 года назад +1

      Guys, it’s spelt Franece not France or whatever.. the dude is right

    • @lanailes9441
      @lanailes9441 4 года назад +3

      I am sorry for spelling wrong. English is my 2. Language.
      And I am 11 years old so I am not the best.

    • @roasta9013
      @roasta9013 4 года назад +1

      LANAI LES it’s aight we just playing

  • @myselfloveisasmuchasjojosi6444
    @myselfloveisasmuchasjojosi6444 4 года назад +59

    The law: we're gonna execute you.
    John: No
    The law:....... *whispers* what do we do now? he didn't consent us.

    • @kel1408
      @kel1408 4 года назад +2

      That's so true though

  • @lamonsai8327
    @lamonsai8327 4 года назад +41

    Cats: no one has more lives than us.
    John Lee: I do

  • @draiocht1979
    @draiocht1979 4 года назад +408

    John: doesn’t die at the first hanging. The police: wanna see me do it again

    • @h-0058
      @h-0058 4 года назад +8

      John: Wanna see me do it again?

    • @tyclone6266
      @tyclone6266 4 года назад +1

      John: What now?

    • @sulten7290
      @sulten7290 4 года назад +4

      The police: Why I'm hearing boss music?

    • @keyloni2kool856
      @keyloni2kool856 4 года назад

      don’t be shy add a little more

  • @AlextheBlaster
    @AlextheBlaster 4 года назад +330

    We have to accept that some of them use creative mode

    • @judemaretzki2752
      @judemaretzki2752 4 года назад +2

      We do

    • @rareuses
      @rareuses 4 года назад +3

      Only minecraft users and watchers will understand

    • @200shots22
      @200shots22 4 года назад +1

      Subscribe to this poor doggy For lick shut up

    • @ladarri0768
      @ladarri0768 4 года назад

      @@200shots22 u shut up

    • @200shots22
      @200shots22 4 года назад

      GG_Coach for what

  • @winterbear1662
    @winterbear1662 4 года назад +26

    Prisioner: I’m going to die
    John Lee: *Hi you must be new*

  • @nancy118
    @nancy118 4 года назад +77

    Police: “Oh wow look! It’s death!”
    Death: “Hello.”
    Lee: *”Does not believe”*

  • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
    @fangabxyfangabxy8563 4 года назад +140

    John: “The reason why I’m so calm is because I trust in the Lord and he knows I’m innocent”
    The lord:

    • @maxexist4763
      @maxexist4763 4 года назад +4

      FangABXY FangABXY 69 likes noice

    • @wetfrog6954
      @wetfrog6954 4 года назад +2

      FangABXY FangABXY dude i read that at the time he said that accidentally

    • @biddie6789
      @biddie6789 4 года назад +3

      FangABXY FangABXY the lord: there ya go you can live

    • @kaydenmckenzie4495
      @kaydenmckenzie4495 4 года назад +1

      100th like

    • @dxnii8463
      @dxnii8463 4 года назад

      @@wetfrog6954 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚

  • @karolhoppe1007
    @karolhoppe1007 4 года назад +50

    This dude has a weird obsession with death row

    • @adamabdelhamid4018
      @adamabdelhamid4018 4 года назад

      This is delicious -- 🍔
      This is suspicious -- _Infographics Show_

  • @crazyff9303
    @crazyff9303 4 года назад +11

    Lee: survives execution 3 times
    Death: am I a joke to you!!??

  • @isa-mr4ub
    @isa-mr4ub 4 года назад +12

    Prisoner: how many times have you gotten executed?
    Lee: *yes.*

    • @isa-mr4ub
      @isa-mr4ub 4 года назад

      @Joe Mamma honestly I'm learning :/
      *I speak spanish*

    • @isa-mr4ub
      @isa-mr4ub 4 года назад

      @Joe Mamma a denada :)

  • @alexpacheco2632
    @alexpacheco2632 4 года назад +25

    Executioner exists
    John Lee: *I’m about to end this mans whole CAREER*

  • @noonebutme
    @noonebutme 4 года назад +73

    Person: Hey weren't you executed?
    John: Well see what had happened was...

  • @toadtoad303
    @toadtoad303 4 года назад +10

    The law: **Hangs John**
    John: **Decides not to die**
    The law: *That wasn’t very comrade of you*

  • @user-pj6wn4kf1z
    @user-pj6wn4kf1z 4 года назад +10

    Other prisioners: Oh no, I am going to get hung and die
    John: Amateurs

  • @rj-_-8526
    @rj-_-8526 4 года назад +17

    “Have you ever been executed?”
    John: “Yesn’t.”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +122

    Cruel and unusual punishment is in today's standards is having no Wi-Fi or internet in a public facility.

  • @jeffreychandler5192
    @jeffreychandler5192 3 года назад +4

    John: survives 3 executions
    Death: i fear no man. But this thing, it scares me

  • @stephenstephenson790
    @stephenstephenson790 3 года назад +2

    Executioner: Your getting executes
    John Lee: *Great guess but actually no*

  • @jabee7386
    @jabee7386 4 года назад +59

    No one:
    * Hangs John *
    John: * Doesn't die *
    Medical Officer: ''Ok, I can't hang around any longer after those failures. ''

  • @zek9500
    @zek9500 4 года назад +11

    The plank: Doesn't open
    Executioner: wait, what....?
    **Tries another time**
    The plank: I'll f***ing do it again!

  • @Evelot
    @Evelot 4 года назад +2

    What Im amazed by is how these scientists kept on coming up with better ways to execute people, but didnt think of maybe just not DOING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

  • @jamespeter2757
    @jamespeter2757 4 года назад +91

    Just gonna hang around and watch this video :/

    • @rareuses
      @rareuses 4 года назад +7

      *_punny_*

    • @lawaklawakpeace9333
      @lawaklawakpeace9333 4 года назад

      hahaha hahaha ahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahkillmehahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @sonysangalang
      @sonysangalang 4 года назад +1

      @@rareuses *_Funny_****

    • @rareuses
      @rareuses 4 года назад +1

      @@sonysangalang no,
      Punny

    • @noonebutme
      @noonebutme 4 года назад

      @@sonysangalang r/whoosh. Punny means funny pun.

  • @carlbutcher9854
    @carlbutcher9854 4 года назад +33

    he said he cant hang around any longer lol

  • @jasonmorley4811
    @jasonmorley4811 4 года назад +1

    Executioners, doctors, law, and crowd:Third tries a charm!
    John Lee:For me, yes...

  • @eltonnthegreat3535
    @eltonnthegreat3535 4 года назад +7

    Lee: I'm innocent
    Cops: No
    Hanger: told u he is

  • @kori8527
    @kori8527 4 года назад +59

    Europe: We are one of the safest conti-
    Britain then: *No.*

  • @emberrater808
    @emberrater808 4 года назад +13

    *John gets hanged*
    John:doesn’t die
    Police:No this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game

  • @il798li
    @il798li 4 года назад +4

    Death: Join my club, bub.
    John Lee: Nah, I’m gonna end your whole career.

  • @AwardedWig
    @AwardedWig 4 года назад +8

    Police: **hangs John**
    John: **doesn't die**
    Police: John, are you using hacks again?

  • @justvibin4755
    @justvibin4755 4 года назад +32

    *John: Gets hung*
    *Also John: lives*
    *Police: “That was not very cash money of You”*

    • @Bountyhopper
      @Bountyhopper 4 года назад

      Hanged* the turn for hanging by that neck is hanged

    • @tennisthelegend
      @tennisthelegend 4 года назад

      Thats not very comrade of u

  • @nuclearghost3041
    @nuclearghost3041 4 года назад +8

    If you think about it technically the lord did in fact look over him as he survived 3 execution attempts

  • @davids1854
    @davids1854 4 года назад +16

    I had a dream I was being hung by my teachers and the French government for starting the French revolution I got out of it by signing a parody of pumped up kcisk and get out of the house by jumping weird

  • @VAFam-dw9lj
    @VAFam-dw9lj 4 года назад +2

    Killer: im gonna-
    John: nope, not today :)

  • @isaacschelin5898
    @isaacschelin5898 4 года назад +31

    Be like
    executioner: pulls the lever
    John: doesn’t die
    satan: aight boys ima get a coke we’ll be here a while

  • @legiterally2902
    @legiterally2902 4 года назад +17

    Police: *John your guilty, so we gonna hang ya*
    John: no
    John: **Doesn’t die after 3 hangs**
    Police: ok never mind you’re innocent

    • @irrelevant1242
      @irrelevant1242 4 года назад +3

      Saluted Firestarter to be fair hanging him a fourth time would be very cruel at this point

  • @ToiletGaming
    @ToiletGaming 4 года назад +6

    "The Lord knows I'm innocent"
    * Three attempts to execute him later *
    Police: Aight, He may be innocent. Release him!

  • @henrystickmin7534
    @henrystickmin7534 4 года назад +4

    Executioner:hangs John
    John:doesn’t die
    Everyone:he is to dangerous to live

  • @jolves4432
    @jolves4432 4 года назад +7

    " A decapitated head was something no one wanted to see "
    French guys : *Laughs near guillotine*

  • @EastCoastEngines
    @EastCoastEngines 4 года назад +13

    Executioner when he couldn’t hang John:
    👁 👁
    👄

  • @lovefromthesouth91
    @lovefromthesouth91 3 года назад +2

    Death:*Exist*
    John lee: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*

  • @devilsaur
    @devilsaur 3 года назад +1

    John: *gets hanged*
    Also John 0.1 seconds later: I am above the law.

  • @daniel_kicks5004
    @daniel_kicks5004 4 года назад +44

    00:00 hey how’d you know

  • @user-om3vv5nx3l
    @user-om3vv5nx3l 4 года назад +9

    Imagine just watching tv then you get hanged 3 times for no reason. 😂

  • @gauts3070
    @gauts3070 4 года назад +4

    Death: kills John
    John: sike

  • @ejcoddington9403
    @ejcoddington9403 4 года назад +2

    Executioner:how are you not dead?
    John: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

  • @EastCoastEngines
    @EastCoastEngines 4 года назад +5

    Executioner: *hangs John*
    John: OW! HARDER NEXT TIME!
    executioner: what?
    John: what?

  • @worldview2888
    @worldview2888 4 года назад +1

    when one criminal gets away, we know humanity loses.

  • @belovedcolours9822
    @belovedcolours9822 4 года назад +3

    "Losing a head isnt something you would want to see."
    French during revolution: *Did I stutter?*

  • @spr1nt942
    @spr1nt942 4 года назад +13

    little did they know he had a oxygen tank on his back the whole time.

    • @yeanogaming1193
      @yeanogaming1193 4 года назад +1

      That wouldn't help him

    • @noonebutme
      @noonebutme 4 года назад

      That wouldn't really help... Being hung basically is like being choked to death :/

  • @thatawesomeguyzay3886
    @thatawesomeguyzay3886 4 года назад +15

    Prison guards: Our noose works every single time.
    John lee: Pretty sure it doesn’t.

    • @fattyslapdatjatty9727
      @fattyslapdatjatty9727 4 года назад +2

      Super Awesome Guy Zay that wasn’t even funny.

    • @killershark597
      @killershark597 4 года назад +1

      Super Awesome Guy Zay
      One of you will betray me tonight.
      Rope: is it me, Jesus?
      No...
      Bag: is it me, Jesus?
      Not you either...
      Literally everything else: is it me, Jesus?
      No
      Trapdoor: is it me Jesu-
      Mocking tone:
      Is iT mE, jEsUs?!?!

  • @ArasWithTheSA
    @ArasWithTheSA 3 года назад +4

    John: they tried to execute me but that does not mean they tried to execute me

  • @randomthingsproductions3299
    @randomthingsproductions3299 4 года назад +1

    Video- you need to know how hanging works
    Serial killers- *pulls out notebook and pen*

  • @mememaster2112
    @mememaster2112 4 года назад +5

    0:37. The momentuses moment in history

  • @eremio
    @eremio 4 года назад +9

    There's so many stories like this but I love it

  • @akipuffy
    @akipuffy 4 года назад +25

    John: Doesn’t die
    Cops: Wait that’s illegal

  • @beezle.
    @beezle. 4 года назад +13

    Him: * doesn't die *
    Everyone else: *that's illegal*

  • @erkerk9619
    @erkerk9619 4 года назад +24

    “I trust the lord cause he knows I’m innocent”
    He was sentenced to the gallows in 1884

  • @slowpoke6743
    @slowpoke6743 4 года назад +3

    His maniacal laughter is cracking me up 😆

  • @Juwoopa
    @Juwoopa 4 года назад +2

    *He was in creative mode.*

  • @kranz9382
    @kranz9382 4 года назад +2

    Person talking to Lee in prison death row:I don’t want to die
    Lee:Yeah I’ll miss you..
    You probably didn’t get it lol

    • @Goober1337
      @Goober1337 4 года назад

      why are you assuming I didn’t get it?

    • @geoplane3799
      @geoplane3799 4 года назад

      Explain?

    • @kranz9382
      @kranz9382 4 года назад

      Jack Sparrow the person going to die is going to die but Lee is not so he’s gonna miss him because he’s gonna be dead and Lee is not.

    • @kranz9382
      @kranz9382 4 года назад

      h I said PROBABLY not assuming that u didn’t get it

  • @qwertstrewq5911
    @qwertstrewq5911 3 года назад +3

    "The reason I'm so calm is because I trust the lord and he knows I'm innocent"
    The lord: *I got you*

  • @intenselytired9966
    @intenselytired9966 4 года назад +3

    So wait the drop in between is 4 - 6 feet?
    People who are 7 feet tall: *default dance*

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 4 года назад

      It means the drop is 4-6 feet from where you stand to when the rope stops

    • @intenselytired9966
      @intenselytired9966 4 года назад

      krishna murthy so they still have a foot left to spare technically. It sort of depends about the land/drop.

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 4 года назад

      @@intenselytired9966 Generally if a guy is that tall then they will just make a bigger platform for him.

  • @au2579
    @au2579 4 года назад +1

    executioner : you did this for what?
    john lee : why not?