Find a nice beach and take lots of beer and sun cream with you, maybe a towel and some shades too. Just don't try to walk across the hills in the middle of the day for no apparent reason or we'll be seeing your face on the BBC
Ironically oppressing the poles button actually regressed the culture war. it gave the landowners more support, not the communists. the other button was the right one. But Bo just hates the Polish that much.
@@chinggiskhan6678 and, you know, they also quickly became a shithole nation. Lesson learned? Pick one culture to oppress at a time, not all of them, including your own.
Favorite moment of being Communist in Vicky 3 was when as the United Kingdom we had the Concuil Repubic and the Red Army became the most popular party. So every election was a popular front coalition with Red Army, the Labor Party, and one other party.
My favorite Vic 3 campaign has been a syndicalist US. I ended up "liberating" most of Central and South America to protect them from the dastardly bannana corporations. Then, I ended up in WW1 with the UK over Canada with a Fascist Russia supporting my efforts. So it turns out communism can get along with fascism.
I once did a communist Australia playthrough where I reached 3 Billion GDP and 28 SoL. My communist party support got so high it turned into a single party state without actually being one. In the end there weren't enough coffee/tea plantations to feed my people because their expectations were way too high
@@aethlred7380 Well the two ideologies are nearly identical when looking at their policies and practices, since they come from the same political phylosophy.
7:40 No, the form of communism implemented in Bo Germany is not the one envisioned by Marx nor vanguardists, it is one called market-socialism. Its the same basically the same type a capitalist system has, but without the capitalist, companies rather being owned by the workers on it. All companies would be coops instead of the traditional aristocratic system used by most companies in our world.
This serie of Vic3 I really enjoy to watch! Also a recommendation incase you want to cut down on the editing time. you can put the discord game Overlay on top left of the screen, and everyone change their names and icons to their country they play. so we see which country is speaking and you wont need to put the country balls and change them every second.
This will destroy the charm of those countryball icons. They also display different emotions depending on the situation and have speech bubbles, which can't be replicated with this discord setup.
3:24 I'm glad to see Vick3 is keeping faith with its predecessor in making army organization the worst, most tedious part of the game! And people say Paradox wasn't being faithful : D
@oliverm1255 wdym? Better to have someone enjoying his collection than it laguishing in dust. And if it gives connection to his fallen Uncle, well all the better
The type of communism that Bo got was market socialism. It’s basically where you replace traditional capitalism with worker cooperatives that adhere to a market economy. Every worker owns an equal share of the company they work for and elects a council or committee to run the company. Most Social Democratic regimes during the aftermath of WW2 tried to pursue this economic model. Even Tito pursued it. The problem is that paradox has it so that market socialism outcompetes traditional capitalist systems. When yes it does for a time but the moment the global economy becomes protectionist or contracts during a recession market socialism quickly falls apart. The reason why most regimes pursued a planned economy was because it was in fact insulated from global recession.
Not really tbh, the only country that tried implementing it was Yugoslavia, and it was only partial worker control mixed with state appointees, the only reason planned economies were adopted in the ussr was because it was the policy the bolshevics pushed for from the start and actually supressed worker control moments during the russin civil war lmao.
How in the world did the SPD become the party of the soldiers? How in the world did the KPD become the party of the Intelligentsia? I feel like it should be other way around Paradox!
Bo's literally cosplaying Walmar: Export labor to countries where its cheap and definitely nothing else happening Force the workers to have to run your stores while you at the top do nothing and get rich The workers who are now doing everything get practically no money because you keep taking it all Continue to expand the regime, Walmar will never fail
I mean the funny thing is the DDR had like the highest SOL in the Warsaw Pakt being one of the most wanted places to work and learn besides like Moscow
In my Opinion the east german anthem should be the United german anthem "Auferstanden aus ruinen" Risen from Ruin fits pretty good and its a banger song
Eins, zwei, drei, die beste Partei und Vier, fünf, sechs, der beste Konnex mit Sieben, acht, der Warschauer Pakt und Neun, dein besten Freund A-B-C, die beste Armee und D-E-F, ein richtiger Treffer G-H und I, für Demokratie Und J, das ist FDJ
That's how it work in the custom HPM mod they use. I personnally think it's completely garbo because it doesn't actually rework how non accepted culture work. It's just bringing vic 2 game mechanics ( having very limited accepted pop) to Victoria 3 without thinking about a lot of things.
Never expected to see a Colombiaball, now I do. an Idea: XIX c. Colombia was... a clusterfuck in military doctrines, so you should stick a shako of the historical presidential guard if someday you decide to do a proper countryball. If someday you play with Colombia on XX century, be mindful that we earned the pickelhaube after 1917 (Foundation of the War School, with help of chilean attachés).
To be fair, the Kulturkampf actually happened during Bismarck, no communists in sight. This is just a beautiful Paradox mess as always. "Put some events and decisions in, boys, sure Kulturkampf. What? If it can only happen under the empire? Of course, not!" :D
@@empereurloutre Did not play Germany in Vicky forever, so I did not know that. That said, Paradox does operate in a way I described. History is just a canvas upon which you paint your madness in their games.
Anyone got any tips for nice restaurants or things to do on Rhodes? Specifically in the Ialysos area or Rhodes city. On holiday for a week here
leave
That One Restaurant
Greecekoen
Okay, dude, stop being absurd. You know your viewers don't go outside at all.
Find a nice beach and take lots of beer and sun cream with you, maybe a towel and some shades too. Just don't try to walk across the hills in the middle of the day for no apparent reason or we'll be seeing your face on the BBC
Make sure to distribute these $2 to the workers of Germany evenly
Ofc comrade!
>$1.99
Someone is going to be a penny short. Thus causing inequality. You monster!
@@robertalaverdov8147SEE?? Capitalism wouldn’t work, I told you!!
@@Bokoen1just be aware comrade, 1989 will be a bad year for Communism.
"Wait you're doing WHAT to the Poles"
Bro took that personally.
Of course man, they are my people.
@@bigcheese993 big chez best vicky player
@@bigcheese993based bigcheese
"I saw what you did to the Poles afterwards!" Wow, there was actually, like, a set up and payoff. That was funny.
It left me in stitches
The scripts are getting better and better
They hired comedy scriptwriters for this one. The guy who does the Adam Sandler movies.
@@sobokgaming8476 The AI voices are getting better too, practically human
Bokoen1 explaining in every Vic3 game how slavery isn't that bad and that he isn't bad for keeping it (it's his danish colonial ancestry coming out):
Tbf I didn’t enslave anyone this time, I just happened to build farms in countries who did enslave people…
@@Bokoen1mimimmimimimim
@@Bokoen1 "i didn't kill him i just opened fire at the wrong time"
@Bokoen1 Chinese child factory argument? Kinda weirdchamp?
@@Zevlenthat’s such a Swimmy thing to say
Ironically oppressing the poles button actually regressed the culture war. it gave the landowners more support, not the communists. the other button was the right one.
But Bo just hates the Polish that much.
also he was given an option to let the poles move into wealthy cities and actively chose to keep them out
he's larping as communist Bismarck fr
> Converts To communism
> Segregates the Polish
> Becomes second most prosperous country in the game
What did paradox mean by this?
Classic USSR move, except they did this with every ethnic group in Eastern Europe
As the Polish player I am concerned about this information.
Becomes communist proceeds to opress the poles ... like in reality LMAO i guess its like poetry
in order to be truly prosperous germany musnt rule over the polish people -just dont ask where they went-
@@chinggiskhan6678 and, you know, they also quickly became a shithole nation. Lesson learned? Pick one culture to oppress at a time, not all of them, including your own.
I like how no one mentioned he casually became an Ethnostate
You know what they say, it's not an ethnostate if it's communism
@@aelix56 -pol pot
Minus the amazonians ;)
I will say in this mod, you start as an ethnostate as Prussia, and then into Germany. So they communists kept the practices
Von Moltke, aka "Some guy with some cannons"
*the guy with cannons*
"you think you are so great because you have cannons?"
-Napoleon III
@@qhu3878
*Nobody has cannons like he does!*
>executive power to labour councils
>cooperative ownership
>collectivized agriculture
>free trade
Wait, has he gone SYNDICALIST of all things?
>Ethnostate
He might be a corporatist branch of fascism
Took the based non autocrat version
@@andresmartinezramos7513never look at what "syndacalist" supported after 1930!!!!!!
Almost as schizophrenic as irl communists
@@andresmartinezramos7513i repeat, sorelian patriots are in control
As a Pole, i can confirm that a fascist toddler declaring Kulturkampf on us is indeed canon.
4:43 "it works in paper so therefore it works in the game" every game ever
"Um actually marxism wasn't utopian" ☝️🤓 but also actually
Favorite moment of being Communist in Vicky 3 was when as the United Kingdom we had the Concuil Repubic and the Red Army became the most popular party. So every election was a popular front coalition with Red Army, the Labor Party, and one other party.
My favorite Vic 3 campaign has been a syndicalist US. I ended up "liberating" most of Central and South America to protect them from the dastardly bannana corporations. Then, I ended up in WW1 with the UK over Canada with a Fascist Russia supporting my efforts. So it turns out communism can get along with fascism.
@@aethlred7380 It did when they both wanted Poland
I once did a communist Australia playthrough where I reached 3 Billion GDP and 28 SoL. My communist party support got so high it turned into a single party state without actually being one. In the end there weren't enough coffee/tea plantations to feed my people because their expectations were way too high
@@aethlred7380
Well the two ideologies are nearly identical when looking at their policies and practices, since they come from the same political phylosophy.
@@Wendeta-hq2cpNot really dude. In what world does facism want to free the worker.
The Poles will be free... in the afterlife! - Bokoen1 2024
chuckled
7:40 No, the form of communism implemented in Bo Germany is not the one envisioned by Marx nor vanguardists, it is one called market-socialism. Its the same basically the same type a capitalist system has, but without the capitalist, companies rather being owned by the workers on it. All companies would be coops instead of the traditional aristocratic system used by most companies in our world.
3:54 "My coffee!"
The east German anthem really slaps ngl shines a light in my cold dead heart, one of those songs that make you intensely patriotic in a peaceful way
Try Heil dir im Siegerkranz a few listens of that and you'll be ready to reclaim Elsaß Lothringen
@@simonnachreiner8380 lame, Germans at the time disliked it because it was a cover of God Save the King
This serie of Vic3 I really enjoy to watch!
Also a recommendation incase you want to cut down on the editing time. you can put the discord game Overlay on top left of the screen, and everyone change their names and icons to their country they play. so we see which country is speaking and you wont need to put the country balls and change them every second.
This will destroy the charm of those countryball icons. They also display different emotions depending on the situation and have speech bubbles, which can't be replicated with this discord setup.
3:24 I'm glad to see Vick3 is keeping faith with its predecessor in making army organization the worst, most tedious part of the game! And people say Paradox wasn't being faithful : D
I am infertile from eating scented candles
Who isnt
does it work like that? like you eat too much flavoured fat and ur testicles decide they don't want to function anymore?
yes, i tried it
As somebody who just clicked on this video this is one of the most psychotic things I have ever read
Why would you type this.
Any country in Europe: Exists
Germany: "Can I offer you communism in these trying times?"
Does Poland stand a chance? Who will come to my aid?
Honestly you should become communist in exchange for his polish provinces.
See in the next episode of...
obviously you wanna shill to the russian player to protect you from the stinky commie on your border.
@@adivshtein2054 too late, there are not a lot of Poles left there
They said nationalism drove Poles east and communism drove Poles west. I think you should ask Vietnam for some help
"Where am I going to get my money now" he says while he's making +102k.
"Rilber is playing Geometry Dash" at 7:19. I thought he died?
He did. His family gave his account to a young cousin I believe.
@@Bokoen1 Wtf???
@@Bokoen1 Ah yeah, that makes sense.
@@Bokoen1Makes sense, that's the only way anybody would be found playing geometry dash
@oliverm1255 wdym? Better to have someone enjoying his collection than it laguishing in dust. And if it gives connection to his fallen Uncle, well all the better
The type of communism that Bo got was market socialism. It’s basically where you replace traditional capitalism with worker cooperatives that adhere to a market economy. Every worker owns an equal share of the company they work for and elects a council or committee to run the company. Most Social Democratic regimes during the aftermath of WW2 tried to pursue this economic model. Even Tito pursued it. The problem is that paradox has it so that market socialism outcompetes traditional capitalist systems. When yes it does for a time but the moment the global economy becomes protectionist or contracts during a recession market socialism quickly falls apart. The reason why most regimes pursued a planned economy was because it was in fact insulated from global recession.
Not really tbh, the only country that tried implementing it was Yugoslavia, and it was only partial worker control mixed with state appointees, the only reason planned economies were adopted in the ussr was because it was the policy the bolshevics pushed for from the start and actually supressed worker control moments during the russin civil war lmao.
Great comment
Very thoughtful.
@@Oliver-ld3ei thanks I appreciate that
So it's a "great on paper" sort of thing? Though I am confused why it wouldn't work when the global economy becomes more protectionist...
"Investments" in vietnam never lead to anything good
"I saw what you did the the Poles afterwards."
Great quote to end off
6:00 i feel german communism coming inside me
The Victoria 3 shenenigans continue on this episode, we are definitely cooking today boys
What sort of Law mods are you guys playing with? I see a lot of options when you opened the Law window that I don't normally see in a vanilla game.
Capitalism inevitably forces a society to adopt oligarchy.
Thank you guys for adding "Fetus fascist" to my vocabulary
The "I saw what you did to the poles afterwards" was too real XD
This is the most W video Bokoen has ever uploaded.
How in the world did the SPD become the party of the soldiers? How in the world did the KPD become the party of the Intelligentsia? I feel like it should be other way around Paradox!
Bismarck spining in his grave
At this point he's drilled through the earth 5 times and caused several catastrophes
every character you play in paradox games secretly have the slaver trait
Hey, some characters don’t!
They have it proudly displayed instead of hidden
Possibly Bo's most based campaign yet
I love the running gag that racism and being pro child labor is based
Germany: Goes to Vietnam
Glücklich Sohn starts to play
🎶 "Manche Leute sind geboren, um die Flagge zu schwenken" 🎶
Cheese almost sounds like Golden, I thought Golden was Poland at first
the actual fear in cheese's voice lmao
I was in fear for my life
communisn rules stop disparaging the differently abled.
What Mods you play?
Ah yes, Germany, the ethnostate but Luxury gay space communism edition
Reverse Singapore
Balls
-ack
theyre getting tilted that the hyothetical economic system works in a fucking videogame
Greece thought the Amazonian Warriors were to the east past Ionia, they were wrong, they just moved into Mecklenberg XD
another absolute banger of a bokoen video
Sees Germany. 🙂
Sees ethnostate law: 😧
Bo's literally cosplaying Walmar:
Export labor to countries where its cheap and definitely nothing else happening
Force the workers to have to run your stores while you at the top do nothing and get rich
The workers who are now doing everything get practically no money because you keep taking it all
Continue to expand the regime, Walmar will never fail
"i saw what you did to the poles afterwards" i laughed a lil too hard lmao
I mean the funny thing is the DDR had like the highest SOL in the Warsaw Pakt being one of the most wanted places to work and learn besides like Moscow
So nothing really changed huh
Lol I just Realized that Austria practically formed the Danubian federation more or less.
drum links zwei drei, drum links zwei drei
Wo dein Platz Genosse ist
I would absolutely love to learn about Rupprecht von Stuckum-Sternfels in history class.
"Oppress The Poles"
Deja-Vu Intensifies...
The DDR did invest huge amounts in the Vietnamese coffee industry in the late 1980s.
7:29 for all of its faults soviet union did by most standards have quite high standard of living though not to the level of richer western countries.
Can't believe the French forgot to build the Eiffel Tower.
Golden needs a history lesson.
In my Opinion the east german anthem should be the United german anthem "Auferstanden aus ruinen" Risen from Ruin fits pretty good and its a banger song
Eins, zwei, drei, die beste Partei und
Vier, fünf, sechs, der beste Konnex mit
Sieben, acht, der Warschauer Pakt und
Neun, dein besten Freund
A-B-C, die beste Armee und
D-E-F, ein richtiger Treffer
G-H und I, für Demokratie
Und J, das ist FDJ
based pfp
Ifa Wartburg made just some great bangers, that are the perfect mix between Ostalgie and DDR criticsm.
DDR anthem does slap the regular german anthem hard
Can’t believe bo actually got east Germanied out of his coffee in Vietnam….
"Ruppurcht von Stuckum-sternfuls" sounds like your trying to cast a fucking spell or something
The communists do have the music
Lore of German Communism - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell momentum 100
300 vietnamese men for only 2 pounds! Yes sir!
"Communism so so good" - Comerade chairman Bokoen1
3:35 - that Bokoen Ball doesn’t look very commie!
This was a very entertaining one
Poland: I don't like hearing that, any of that, it's like you're doing a checklist 😭
Did no one seriously care that Germany became an ethnostate lol
That's how it work in the custom HPM mod they use. I personnally think it's completely garbo because it doesn't actually rework how non accepted culture work.
It's just bringing vic 2 game mechanics ( having very limited accepted pop) to Victoria 3 without thinking about a lot of things.
In this Episode of Vicky 3: Bo turns in to a National-Bolshevist (Malenyevist lol)
Never expected to see a Colombiaball, now I do.
an Idea: XIX c. Colombia was... a clusterfuck in military doctrines, so you should stick a shako of the historical presidential guard if someday you decide to do a proper countryball.
If someday you play with Colombia on XX century, be mindful that we earned the pickelhaube after 1917 (Foundation of the War School, with help of chilean attachés).
swimmy makes my blood slightly heated when he opens his mouth.
A, Be, Ce, Die bestee armee...
D-E-F, ein richtiger Treffer
@@lemagna3086 G, H und I für Demokratie
Leave the Poles alone Mr. Bo.
this is fire, more pleaaase
I love cheese, hes like a wholesome Golden.
Thanks
he even sounds like Golden too. I legit thought it was Golden at first lol
@@maciejbala477 noooooooo
He got the best anthem at least.
I appreciate the return to the Vic2 theme
YEAHHH A NEW EPISODE
Bo actidentally making the DDR is not what I expected, but definitely a welcome surprise.
Your videos make me want to play V3...
Goddamn it.
It's 1920's all over again
4:53 yes, in Germany we are
Bo is roleplaying Nestlé
To be fair, the Kulturkampf actually happened during Bismarck, no communists in sight. This is just a beautiful Paradox mess as always. "Put some events and decisions in, boys, sure Kulturkampf. What? If it can only happen under the empire? Of course, not!" :D
I don't think Kulturkampf is in the game. I think it was in fact from the HMPS mod. Like a lot of other things we see.
It's a modded event, not Paradox one
These anti-vic3 people are grasping at straws so hard they have to criticize a thing a mod added LMFAO 💀
@@empereurloutre Did not play Germany in Vicky forever, so I did not know that.
That said, Paradox does operate in a way I described. History is just a canvas upon which you paint your madness in their games.
@@Boleslav4 I mean, yeah? How else would you make it a game and not a history-railroad -clicker?
Cheese RPing as the Pole's is so funny.
Considering the soviet union jumped up by leagues irl with their standard of living after the revolution it’s really no surprise it’s the same in game
True, but that's probably because the USSR was still better than what the Tsarist Russia had.
Swimmy's take on irl communism made me sigh irl
jumped by leagues is an overstatement.
@@Clarence23rd life expectancy jumped from 33 in 1918 to 69 in the 60s despite ww2, id say its an understatement
@@madlad1511 your comparing Russian empire during ww1 to the soviet union in the 60s. crazy comparison sure buddy
His friends sound like the stereotypical American Redscare 😂
I'm surprised these guys haven't played Fallen Eagle for Crusader Kings
Everyone coping over Bo's communist germany is so good
I know what you did to the Poles - Famous last words
Oh yeah bokoen1 back at it like a crack addict 🗿
"You've fallen for one of the classic blunders. One of the most famous of which is never get involved with a land war in Asia."
What happened to Golden?
He's getting evicted and he's forcing Bo to give him the patreon money - even though Bo's in trouble with the taxman.
So far a really great game. I hope to see more into it. Funnies
wheres the next part?