Sphere of Influence - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 месяца назад +207

    #AD Create the melting pot with the new Victoria 3 DLC: Sphere of Influence here: play.victoria3game.com/Bokoen

    • @balvin98
      @balvin98 3 месяца назад +3

      CK3?🥺🙏

    • @ShladTheTonkLover
      @ShladTheTonkLover 3 месяца назад +1

      Shill.

    • @snomcultist189
      @snomcultist189 3 месяца назад +12

      W shilling.

    • @froozigiusz
      @froozigiusz 3 месяца назад +2

      Folk in the comment section have no idea what „shill” even means, it's just a buzzword for them.

    • @ShladTheTonkLover
      @ShladTheTonkLover 3 месяца назад +1

      @@froozigiusz Shill.

  • @pepsiman4501
    @pepsiman4501 3 месяца назад +2688

    there is actually a portal in sinai that teleports you straight to cuba
    source: victoria 3

    • @internetscaredboi4910
      @internetscaredboi4910 3 месяца назад +90

      It's like the NYC-Dublin one

    • @NoMouthNoScream
      @NoMouthNoScream 3 месяца назад +16

      It's a tunnel bro

    • @user-wi5ib4hi9z
      @user-wi5ib4hi9z 3 месяца назад +23

      The Kuwait-Cairo tunnel 2.0

    • @Demonsquirrel
      @Demonsquirrel 3 месяца назад

      Hi

    • @sobokgaming8476
      @sobokgaming8476 3 месяца назад +44

      Some bored ass Djinni out in the middle of the Sinai desert, cackling as he teleports 30,000 British men to Cuba for the second time in a row.

  • @sobokgaming8476
    @sobokgaming8476 3 месяца назад +2566

    Bo: We are sponsored! Thanks Paradox!
    *Spends the next 13 minutes showing how clunky the game is*

    • @jogado2713
      @jogado2713 3 месяца назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @typicaluser697
      @typicaluser697 3 месяца назад +220

      I mean, he got paid, we got to laugh at game and them playing it, ita win-win!

    • @Martyr_of_vigilance
      @Martyr_of_vigilance 3 месяца назад +82

      Another paradox fumble

    • @winowmak3r
      @winowmak3r 3 месяца назад +93

      I think they're just legally obligated to say that, lol. Yea, a showcase of a nice bug free DLC this was not. Between the same issues existing (army teleport?) and some pretty OP tech locked behind DLC I'm going to wait for this one to go on sale. It's way too much money for what it is.

    • @kraigisboss
      @kraigisboss 3 месяца назад +33

      HOI4 at launch was somehow less clunky than VIC3 (been playing HOI4 from launch)

  • @ZeAshTonz
    @ZeAshTonz 3 месяца назад +337

    China literally having Romance of the Three Kingdoms rn

    • @lordderpington8021
      @lordderpington8021 3 месяца назад +12

      3 1/2 kingdoms because the Republic of China showed up like half a century early. Sun Yat Sen was busy in this timeline I see.

    • @FwendlyMushwoom
      @FwendlyMushwoom 3 месяца назад

      Romance of the Three Heavenly Kingdoms

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 3 месяца назад +443

    Being incapable of choosing what policies a country you release have is honestly stupid. Like, seriously, Brittain instituting slavery in a European country they just released and could in reality dictate exactly how it'll work, but you don't even have a choice to copy your political system onto that country?
    Love Chinese civil wars tho.

    • @Krom1212
      @Krom1212 3 месяца назад +33

      I think it is based on the laws the country they were released from had, which is pretty strange

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 3 месяца назад

      @@Krom1212
      So if nazi Germany annexes Belgium and you, as democratic France, beat them and release it from them, you'll have a fascist Belgium?

    • @lokenontherange
      @lokenontherange 3 месяца назад +18

      See Afghanistan and Iraq for examples of what trying to micromanage a foreign country's laws results in. In reality, countries like Britain had a very minimal ability to alter laws and had to consider the clashing cultural and societal views if they didn't want to have a permanent military occupation.

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 3 месяца назад +37

      @@lokenontherange
      See post-WW2 Germany, Japan and Poland for examples of what succeeding to "micromanage" a foreign country's laws results in.
      Also, this game doesn't reflect what you wrote either

    • @salter1630
      @salter1630 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@lokenontherange Maybe not everything, so maybe when releasing nations we should be able to set priority order for laws to match ours, first is guaranteed, but then each is a decreasing chance (most commonly 2 or 3, maybe a tech or something to increase odds)

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 3 месяца назад +31

    War, war never changes in Victoria 3 : It always sucks.

  • @TheAcreanCandidate
    @TheAcreanCandidate 3 месяца назад +33

    That migration bug is perhaps the stupidest thing I've ever seen: its like if every land grant university in the US had directly led to 100000 people immigrating.
    I just imagine some Bulgarian man hearing about Mississippi State University and screaming at his family to pack their bags.

    • @Halgrenos
      @Halgrenos 3 месяца назад +8

      That bug was present in the pre-relase version that the content creators had. It was fixed for release

  • @Loafed_Beans
    @Loafed_Beans 3 месяца назад +25

    Classic Paradox releasing half baked dogshit and charging $30 for it

    • @hyvenia6157
      @hyvenia6157 3 месяца назад +5

      I had to check to make sure you weren't pulling my leg but their DLC really is 30 instead of the usual 20 now.

  • @wgrundmeier
    @wgrundmeier 3 месяца назад +71

    Official Paradox paid for ad, shows just how busted and buggy the game is. This continues the Paradox tradition of games not being worthwhile until several years of updates and fixes.

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад +15

      Except in the cases of those other games, they're at the very least fun when they're unfinished.
      This game is just a slog.

    • @CubeInspector
      @CubeInspector 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@FishwicksREAL yeah. I regret paying for it. I refuse to pay for a DLC until they make warfare fun. I don't need hoi4 level but like...ck3/eu4 level at least...

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 3 месяца назад +3

      as a ck2 fanatic, i wasn't disappointed by ck3, it's actually been positive for the most part (but still at ck2, i don't want to buy all the dlcs again lol...)
      it seems like its just vic3 that is the truly bad one for now

    • @taco8951
      @taco8951 3 месяца назад +3

      @@maciejbala477 The biggest issue with CK3 seems to be how impossible it is to play multiplayer. I just want to play Elder Kings with my friend and take over Tamriel

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath 2 месяца назад

      Elder Kings is unironically one of my favorite mods for a game ever. CK2 and CK3.
      Also you gotta try the Game of Thrones mod for CK2. Haven't tried the CK3 version, but the CK2 one is ridiculously cool. Lots of submods.

  • @redacted7230
    @redacted7230 3 месяца назад +2

    3:00 I’m not exactly a master of Vicky 3 “Micro” but you might be able to save the situation by moving to HQ instead of front, which should be faster and defend both fronts

  • @PASTRAMIKick
    @PASTRAMIKick 3 месяца назад +12

    oh man, hopefully they can include a QoL update for the war system and situations like the battle of Sinai...

  • @mavor101
    @mavor101 3 месяца назад +3

    Sad days - Paradox has to actually pay these guys to play Vicky 3. What a disaster.

  • @Samuel-p17
    @Samuel-p17 3 месяца назад +12

    Vic 3 are the most fun videos from you guys.

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад +3

      Thanks for letting us know you like watching paint dry.

    • @Samuel-p17
      @Samuel-p17 3 месяца назад +7

      @FishwicksREAL brother, I don't care what you think, but it's way more fun than the same fucking war in Hoi4 every week.

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Samuel-p17 which is a different problem than Vic 3 being fundamentally flawed as a game. HOI4 mechanics can be applied to different eras or scenarios via mods. The reason they don't play mods is because they're playing HOI4 competitively.
      In contrast, Victoria 3 in all their videos seems to be vanilla or at most lightly modified. Every time the video has a cut, imagine a 30 minute span of nothing happening, or the lobby crashing.
      Or don't, and watch the actual stream. You can see it yourself.

    • @markhirsch6301
      @markhirsch6301 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@FishwicksREAL it's an economy simulator, of course not much happens for long periods of time

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад

      @@markhirsch6301 which makes it not a fun multiplayer game, in my opinion.
      You can't have your cake and eat it.

  • @deffranca3396
    @deffranca3396 3 месяца назад +13

    it's been 2 years and paradox still didn't fix this game.

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад +6

      Never gonna be playable.

    • @monsieurg1949
      @monsieurg1949 3 месяца назад

      ???

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад

      @@monsieurg1949 open Victoria 3
      it's buggy as all hell and unplayable.
      Close Victoria 3.
      Play any other Paradox game.

  • @jimnicholas7334
    @jimnicholas7334 3 месяца назад +1

    Y'know, making the war system entirely controlled by the AI isn't necessarily a *bad* idea. It just becomes that when you realize the company making the AI is Paradox Interactive xD

  • @johnadams2431
    @johnadams2431 3 месяца назад +1

    Literally a Victoria 3 moment

  • @BeefyboyS177
    @BeefyboyS177 3 месяца назад +1

    these videos made me get vic3 loveing the game alot of fun and brilliant to watch keep up the top work bro

  • @EnolaGay15
    @EnolaGay15 3 месяца назад +2

    just makes me wonder how many of the dlc's were originally part of the base game and got cut. Since victoria 3 should have more features than victoria 2, yet somehow seems to have released with less. With dlc's making up the missing features that existed in V2

  • @juanvilas5341
    @juanvilas5341 2 месяца назад

    Glad to see Victoria 3 is working perfectly and importantly is balanced. lol

  • @ThePppp89
    @ThePppp89 3 месяца назад +13

    The videos are fun and all but holy shit, each time I remember why I don't play this game XD

  • @adam422
    @adam422 Месяц назад +1

    Paradox pays for humiliation now?😁

  • @Lords1997
    @Lords1997 3 месяца назад +3

    I have 246hrs in this game, and still wouldn’t recommend anyone to buy it…

  • @shanmukhchowdary1160
    @shanmukhchowdary1160 3 месяца назад +1

    3:31 , 3:39 , 4:17 , 10:41 , 12:03 (the paradox moment compilation be like) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @slacksviii9824
    @slacksviii9824 3 месяца назад

    Wooo! Honestly the vicky 3 vids are some of my favorites, cant wait for the eu5 games

  • @ZoomerReal
    @ZoomerReal 3 месяца назад +5

    You know folks! I call him shillkoen1, corruptkoen1. Sleepy Bo and his paradox sponsership will not divide us

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 месяца назад +7

      This post was sponsored by HMPS

  • @azzarudders
    @azzarudders 3 месяца назад +2

    i love these viccy 3 videos

  • @vex3488
    @vex3488 3 месяца назад +4

    Accidentally clicked and got here in under a minute lol

  • @torrent6181
    @torrent6181 3 месяца назад

    Lmao I’m excited to see more of this

  • @Martyr_of_vigilance
    @Martyr_of_vigilance 3 месяца назад +9

    Paradox: yes This is quality stuff right here let me tell you!
    The quality stuff in question: 💩🔥

  • @cadzilla
    @cadzilla 3 месяца назад

    we should get Denmark into our sphere of influence and make the snake leader of Denmark.

  • @kimchi2780
    @kimchi2780 3 месяца назад

    Vicky 3, I put 100 hours in, never touched it again

  • @yungcornwallis1122
    @yungcornwallis1122 3 месяца назад +4

    The only thing keeping me from buying this game is how maddening the combat system seems to be.

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад

      Don't buy it. It is a complete scam.

    • @markhirsch6301
      @markhirsch6301 3 месяца назад

      The game is almost entirely based around economy, I played multiple games completely ignoring warfare and playing tall. You don't need to engage in it, plus as Italy you don't meed to do much to unite it, or just get the AI nations to fight for you

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад +1

      @@markhirsch6301 arguably a bad thing since that's taking the only player interaction with stakes out of the game.

    • @hyvenia6157
      @hyvenia6157 3 месяца назад

      The combat never really seemed to be a dealbreaker for me. I'm not buying this game because these kind of Paradox DLCs are 30 euros now.

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад

      @@hyvenia6157 Just pirate.

  • @fraginatrix
    @fraginatrix 3 месяца назад +2

    Ya just gotta love how everything in this game both makes logical sense and functions correctly.

  • @elsidsadiku2091
    @elsidsadiku2091 3 месяца назад

    @Bokoen1 thank you very much for liberating Albania.

  • @yan5610
    @yan5610 3 месяца назад +1

    Just dont invade in Sinai like ...

  • @michelangelodealberti310
    @michelangelodealberti310 3 месяца назад

    OMG SWIMMY IS BACK YEAH LESGOOOO

  • @voidentente
    @voidentente 3 месяца назад +11

    Shillkoen at it again

  • @ryanpuri96
    @ryanpuri96 3 месяца назад +62

    Paradox: “honey, my new broken overpriced DLC is out, time for the shill videos even though you have said you hate the game on stream outside the videos!”
    RUclipsrs: “yes dear”

    • @DrRitterstein
      @DrRitterstein 3 месяца назад +4

      Link to the part where they said they hate it?

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 месяца назад +37

      Ryanpur96 "Time to go online in random RUclipsrs video comments and embarrass myself not knowing that this specific guy actually plays Victoria 3 regularly and uploads it frequently without getting paid all because I personally hate this game" Honestly such a dumbass lmao.

    • @sterthebird1593
      @sterthebird1593 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Bokoen1 yeah the games actually really decent people over hate it, just because its not the exact same as the old one with new graphics. But speaking of the graphics they really do look awesome.

    • @flag5457
      @flag5457 3 месяца назад +27

      @@Bokoen1 danish salt

    • @milckop2972
      @milckop2972 3 месяца назад +9

      he isn't totally wrong as you can see on steam the release left a bad taste in our mouths

  • @pax6833
    @pax6833 3 месяца назад +1

    800% migration attraction to UK
    1. Paradox I think you guys need to work on some of this balance...
    2. Superbrexit when?

  • @Ren3gaid
    @Ren3gaid 3 месяца назад

    The summary at the end is really cool. Hope you keep doing this :)

  • @Nothing-1w3
    @Nothing-1w3 3 месяца назад +6

    Shillkoen strikes again

  • @svenrio8521
    @svenrio8521 3 месяца назад +2

    College posted first, Bo fell off 😢

  • @friarnausk5586
    @friarnausk5586 3 месяца назад +4

    good to know that Wiz still hasn't fixed the awful combat. hopefully he gets sent back to forum trawling duty so an actual adult can completely tear it out of the game

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад +2

      They won't.

    • @friarnausk5586
      @friarnausk5586 3 месяца назад

      @@FishwicksREAL A man can hope can't he? At least project Caesar looks somewhat promising.

  • @killzone2179
    @killzone2179 3 месяца назад +1

    Vicky 3? More like Freaky 3

  • @cm-co9sd
    @cm-co9sd 3 месяца назад +1

    u playing uk lore accurate

  • @notoriousblt1038
    @notoriousblt1038 3 месяца назад

    3:24 someone sample this

  • @yakovendelman7659
    @yakovendelman7659 3 месяца назад

    What happened to Australia there at the end?

  • @setoki2838
    @setoki2838 3 месяца назад +6

    Does it really need another DLC for armies to auto split, if the fronts split..

    • @gideon903
      @gideon903 3 месяца назад +5

      They'll add a War DLC (29.99 on steam!) that'll make war actually playable, and they'll fix precisely one (1) problem with a free base game update in order to stave off criticism

    • @markhirsch6301
      @markhirsch6301 3 месяца назад

      Why are you using one big army? Just have smaller armies that do that when the fronts split

    • @setoki2838
      @setoki2838 3 месяца назад

      @@markhirsch6301 Even with multible armies Ive experienced front splitting with the armies only being assigned to one front while the other is open and you get just pushed out

  • @NoMouthNoScream
    @NoMouthNoScream 3 месяца назад +13

    Still can't believes this shit game costs more than Elden Ring.

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace 3 месяца назад +5

      Clash of Clans is free, must mean its the best game ever

    • @low-polyhexagonalrat
      @low-polyhexagonalrat 3 месяца назад

      @@CausticSpacethat’s a strawman argument. The point the guy is making is that this game costs more despite being more unfinished and buggy, despite being released around the same time as Elden Ring

    • @Samuel-p17
      @Samuel-p17 3 месяца назад

      Can't believe we got 2 DLC for those games and both are hated by the Community.

    • @NoMouthNoScream
      @NoMouthNoScream 3 месяца назад

      ​@@CausticSpaceYeah cuz that is what I meant right? The GOTY game costs less than another unfinished mappie crap that is unplayable without 400 dlcs. Moving like Apple selling same product in 13 pieces

    • @NoMouthNoScream
      @NoMouthNoScream 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Samuel-p17don't know what you mean no one hates on Ellen Ring Dlc and unlike with Paradox it's an actual dlc and not an update disguised as new content

  • @planetarycube5988
    @planetarycube5988 3 месяца назад

    the victoria 3 dlc is real (i’m broke)

  • @CrossBreedTacoHD
    @CrossBreedTacoHD 3 месяца назад

    Despite this game being a huge disappointment in my eyes, I always enjoy these videos.

  • @Runswithfoot
    @Runswithfoot 3 месяца назад

    i love that this is an ad that has some how once again shown me that this game is a piece of shit compared to previous game of this series

  • @Bizob2010
    @Bizob2010 3 месяца назад

    I miss these kinds of mp games... shenanigans, memes, & insanity.

  • @moritz_pilz667
    @moritz_pilz667 3 месяца назад

    big sponsor honestly, i am soo loking forward to this

  • @Partyrockscool
    @Partyrockscool 3 месяца назад +1

    GREECE IN THE THUMBNAIL RAAAA, WHAT THE HELL IS WATCHING THE FULL VIDEO (still going to do it anyway)

  • @Wisehowlgames
    @Wisehowlgames 3 месяца назад +1

    Braun always finds the most cursed bugs lmao. Chinese money-launderers raked him good.

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment 3 месяца назад

    How do I Vicky 3?

  • @Aqueox
    @Aqueox 3 месяца назад

    Okay but when manual control of units? @Paradox

  • @janehrahan5116
    @janehrahan5116 3 месяца назад

    Equestria *claps* at *claps* war *Claps* edited *claps* video *Claps* when?

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 3 месяца назад +836

    Swimmy is the kind of person who might steal your liver if you pass out on a party. "The opportunity presented itself and I took it"

    • @bigbubble4282
      @bigbubble4282 3 месяца назад +24

      More like virginity lmao

    • @CubeInspector
      @CubeInspector 3 месяца назад

      ​@@bigbubble4282 no

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 3 месяца назад +12

      delicious kidneys.

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 3 месяца назад +12

      The Swigma grindset is real

  • @jonathanphillips5754
    @jonathanphillips5754 3 месяца назад +712

    I now see that the true purpose of the suez canal was to seperate the continents so that the front wouldn't split from a naval invasion in Sinai.

    • @henrycrystal9740
      @henrycrystal9740 3 месяца назад +6

      they dug the portal to cuba that was hidden in there

  • @Tobiassaufus
    @Tobiassaufus 3 месяца назад +254

    Universities have been built, billions must migrate

    • @FwendlyMushwoom
      @FwendlyMushwoom 3 месяца назад +9

      I mean it basically represents brain drain to the imperial core, which is a real thing.

  • @iplaygames8090
    @iplaygames8090 3 месяца назад +2552

    they made a base victoria 2 feature into a DLC for victoria 3, trully a paradox classic

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 месяца назад +327

      Which feature?

    • @empereurloutre
      @empereurloutre 3 месяца назад +789

      @@Bokoen1 Pretty sure he means Spheres of Influence

    • @hellodarknessmyoldfriend3996
      @hellodarknessmyoldfriend3996 3 месяца назад +348

      I presume sphere of influence but this has way more flavors than Vicky 2s spheres it seems

    • @Feliciaon
      @Feliciaon 3 месяца назад +97

      @@Bokoen1 he's talking about private investment probably

    • @steadyjumper3547
      @steadyjumper3547 3 месяца назад +110

      @@Bokoen1also investing in other nations eco for specific buildings so you didn’t have to conquer or have a player on it

  • @TheAcreanCandidate
    @TheAcreanCandidate 3 месяца назад +190

    Love that warfare keeps finding new exciting ways to be worse.

  • @norbertkowalik6854
    @norbertkowalik6854 3 месяца назад +72

    What the hell 10:12
    Australia had a *winning* peace deal against Wati, all Bo had to do was to click "Accept", but you picked "Capitulate" instead lol
    And just a few seconds later: "Did the Australians just lose a war? Do I need to do everything myself?" 😂

  • @turkestansmonster3787
    @turkestansmonster3787 3 месяца назад +645

    3:00 game so shit that not even a sponsor stops him from complaining😭😭😭

    • @dragonace119
      @dragonace119 3 месяца назад +76

      Man all they had to do was make Victoria 2 on a new engine and call it a day yet all we got EU4 at home.

    • @antorseax9492
      @antorseax9492 3 месяца назад +60

      ​@@dragonace119 Just play Vic2 if you want to play Vic2.
      How dare they want to make a new game(!)

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 3 месяца назад

      @@antorseax9492 A new clunky game(!)

    • @tioseba7
      @tioseba7 3 месяца назад +103

      @@antorseax9492 The thing is that vic2 is running on a potato version of clausewitz that desyncs if you look at it ugly, combined with many lacking QoL stuff and weird economy issues (farmers hoarding the entire world's cash reserve). Really, their one mistake with Vic3 was the dumbass warfare system. It created so many problems for no reason at all, and while the rest of the game can be quite solid, it creates unnecessary frustration and all warfare updates have been slowly giving agency back to the player. I would not be surprised if in 3 years time we had full movement control back.

    • @dragonace119
      @dragonace119 3 месяца назад +39

      @@antorseax9492 The thing is all of the "best" parts of Victoria 3 are heavily watered down from Victoria 2 and EU 4 which cumulates in a meh at best game. VIctoria 2 is barely held together with duct tape and prayers which means you crash every 5 minutes.(even with QOL mods).
      If they just changed their combat system I'd probally enjoy it a lot more. Currently however its very very bad and even more RNG based than EU 4.

  • @DoccyStars
    @DoccyStars 3 месяца назад +179

    paradox ad ends up showing how shit warfare is haha

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 3 месяца назад +7

      War is garbage in this game 😤

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 3 месяца назад +6

      Bro going from play vic2 warfare to watching vic3 is just
      "What the fuck did you do"
      Tbh just more proof that AAA video games are devolving into crap designed to milk as much profit as possible via cheaply made over priced paid DLC before pulling the plug and moving to a new engine once the modders become more popular than the DLC.
      It happened to CA, it happened to paradox, it happened to Bethesda, and Ubisoft is in a shit tier of its own.

    • @Fortzon
      @Fortzon 3 месяца назад +1

      Sponsorship =/= ad. They aren't forced to be positive.

    • @DoccyStars
      @DoccyStars 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Fortzon Obviously. But it's still funny given the fact they paid him for this

    • @sunjarty8521
      @sunjarty8521 3 месяца назад

      ​@@simonnachreiner8380I wouldn't be surprised if some of those companies pulled out Wildcard move and made mods purchasable smh.

  • @marcell_forchannel3985
    @marcell_forchannel3985 3 месяца назад +335

    Look at that Australia end game, finally native Australians got most of the land!

  • @Lord_Lambert
    @Lord_Lambert 3 месяца назад +18

    So I see absolutely nothing has been improved then.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 месяца назад +10

      Come on Lambert, I expected better from you. Objectively a lot things have been improved, let’s not blind hate like this.
      EDIT: I mean I guess there could be some person out there that subjectively believes the increased performance and less desyncs is no improvement :^) obviously you can have your own opinions on the gameplay changes and that’s fair if you still think there’s no improvement there. That’s just an individual opinion. But performance cant really be argued

    • @zeo-pe5sg
      @zeo-pe5sg 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Bokoen1 congratulations, they slightly unshat their own code they did not bother to optimise before selling it and from what I have seen has made the spaghetti warfare code even worse.

  • @wayfunlathom3631
    @wayfunlathom3631 3 месяца назад +198

    The rat returns!

    • @Crispifordthe3rd515
      @Crispifordthe3rd515 3 месяца назад +6

      *Snake

    • @yurxalot1715
      @yurxalot1715 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Crispifordthe3rd515think he means swimothy

    • @fitilp3639
      @fitilp3639 3 месяца назад

      @@yurxalot1715isp

    • @wayfunlathom3631
      @wayfunlathom3631 3 месяца назад

      @@yurxalot1715 bo is the rat, siwmmy is the snake, or is brawn the snake?

    • @yurxalot1715
      @yurxalot1715 3 месяца назад +1

      @@wayfunlathom3631 Bo is the snake of Denmark remember. Or maybe I'm getting it confused I think they've all been called all of them tbh lol

  • @dionysos739
    @dionysos739 3 месяца назад +45

    It's nice to see that Victoria 3 is still a buggy, underdevleoped, unripe POS. Thank you!

    • @sunjarty8521
      @sunjarty8521 3 месяца назад

      Honestly it's the community and modders that are still keeping me engaged with this title.

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 3 месяца назад +5

      Barely any historical flavor events, units teleport from sinai to jamaica. Lovely!

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave 2 месяца назад +5

      Underdeveloped yes, buggy not particularly. And let’s not pretend Victoria 2 was the pinnacle of stability and balance, it was 1000x more buggy and broken. There’s some valid criticisms to make but this ain’t it Chief

    • @cosmic7234
      @cosmic7234 Месяц назад

      @@FrostReaveI think paradox fans just want a game with such an insane learning curve that any potential newcomers would rather smack their nuts/beef flaps with a meat tenderizer than ever bother trying 😭. I did try Vicky 2 and thought if I had more time to throw in to learning it I’d like it, but I got Vicky 3 when it came out and have loved it. It plays more like stellaris imo.

  • @jackh337
    @jackh337 3 месяца назад +227

    >they still haven't fixed that fundamentally broken war mechanics
    wow incredible

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 3 месяца назад +24

      War is garbage in this game 😤

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 3 месяца назад +19

      My heccin micro!!! My heccin reddit chungus micro!!!!!!

    • @joelfilho2625
      @joelfilho2625 3 месяца назад

      ​@@dr.vikyll7466The fucking video shows how paradox's mongoloid programming made an otherwise normal naval invasion into a dysfunctional, infuriating and completely unimmersive mess.

    • @Priyo866
      @Priyo866 3 месяца назад +15

      Warfare is fine, aside from a few glitches. Go back to your HoI4 and EU4 if you want to feel good about beating up dork AI with manual units, and stop trying to turn everything into your usual wargaming garbage.

    • @joelfilho2625
      @joelfilho2625 3 месяца назад +67

      @@Priyo866 Ah, I see. A military unit performing a naval invasion, then being arbitrarily assigned to defend only one side of their beachhead, allowing the enemy to simply walk in from the other side and naturally teleport the invaders to the other side of the planet is a minor glitch, I see. Very reasonable.

  • @Independent_Bluds
    @Independent_Bluds 3 месяца назад +27

    So vicky 3 still very broken. Good to know.

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson 3 месяца назад +112

    "we heard that you all think the game is a bit broken and very disappointing since release"
    "so we broke it some more"
    thanks PDX

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave 3 месяца назад +3

      I think Base Victoria 3 was actually quite good. The only real room to complain was the lack of control when it comes to war fronts. What really bothers me ia the lack of good DLC. This one is...fine, a couple changes to Bloc control would be great but overall ok, the DLC that came before it were probably the worst DLC out of any Paradox game

    • @sunjarty8521
      @sunjarty8521 3 месяца назад +3

      ​​@@FrostReaveIt was blant and frankly somewhat frustrating. Even now it's personally impossible to be enjoyed without a fk ton of flavour and QoL mods. But if you liked it than good for you, it's just that I wasn't able to have similar experience.

  • @daws9123
    @daws9123 3 месяца назад +45

    end section feels like a band-aid to make sure paradox doesn't take back the sponsorship after they spent half the video shitting on the update lol

  • @Elsneakakaze
    @Elsneakakaze 3 месяца назад +4

    wow for 30$ i can play a shitty geoeconomic sim where countries that have no navies can somehow transport their entire militaries to other continents and interfere with wars 10 timezones away? And i get to fight those wars by pressing the paradox equivalent of a total war auto resolve button??
    Fuck victoria 3.

  • @wazzup1629
    @wazzup1629 3 месяца назад +267

    wild that this is the best gameplay you could get for a sponsored video, peak paradox interactive right there

    • @Bronimin
      @Bronimin 3 месяца назад +8

      ethnic musical chairs is basically the while video, one tiny war and numbers getting bigger. yawn!

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 месяца назад +109

      @@Bronimin Hard to get fun wars going pre release as I can't get a full lobby going + mods don't work. Same thing for hoi4 sponsored videos really.

    • @LaFonteCheVi
      @LaFonteCheVi 3 месяца назад +10

      Just because a game doesn't make for good viewing content doesn't mean the game isn't fun to play.

    • @GlizzyGoblin757
      @GlizzyGoblin757 3 месяца назад +15

      @@LaFonteCheViwhile true, vic3 also isnt fun to play.

    • @Lord_Lambert
      @Lord_Lambert 3 месяца назад +6

      @@LaFonteCheVi The video is fun, as Bo videos almost always are. It does make for a good viewing expeirence and a fuckawful playing experience, what with the game being intolerable and iredeemable shite.

  • @enuma-elise
    @enuma-elise 3 месяца назад +60

    British army discovers the ancient alien laylines connecting the Egyptian pyramids to prehistoric Taino-Arawak UFO landing pads

  • @damirk3
    @damirk3 3 месяца назад +50

    "How are you winning" is the same thing I say every time playing Vic 3, oh your fully modernized army is beaten by some peasent lavies with muskets? Deal with it. But if AI attacked you with your type of troops they are gonna win for some reason

  • @zackhawn5944
    @zackhawn5944 3 месяца назад +127

    You guys remember when people complained about Warfare in Victoria 2 so Paradox decided to more or less just remove it for Victoria 3? What a great decision. Paradox AI is so smart it's just thinking 80 steps ahead when it teleports your troops across the entire world when a front splits.

    • @emrecanarduc4378
      @emrecanarduc4378 3 месяца назад +21

      if there is no warfare , it can't be bad - Somebody in Paradox probably :D

    • @Asmodi16
      @Asmodi16 3 месяца назад +15

      Best Thing are supply convoys. If you reduce them to 0% you stop everything except manpower reinforcement to armys, because they get teleported from the barracks to your army.

    • @emrecanarduc4378
      @emrecanarduc4378 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Asmodi16 maybe they have those tardis machines from dr. who ::DDD

    • @tioseba7
      @tioseba7 3 месяца назад +34

      And people kept insisting it was for the best. One of these days paradox will drop a major update that will introduce moving your troops by hand lmao.
      Reminds me of stellaris and sectors, took years until they just gave up their weird less micro system and let people control their planets.

    • @salter1630
      @salter1630 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@tioseba7sectors actually had a gameplay balance purpose. The sector system was replaced by empire size, to try and retain some balance between tall and wide. Wide is still stronger but without size or sectors it would be a stomp

  • @andzagorulko
    @andzagorulko 3 месяца назад +85

    Perfect way to describe Victoria 3: You ************

    • @kyle99223
      @kyle99223 3 месяца назад +1

      Paradox games in general 😂. Stellaris on console makes me wanna fight god at times

    • @somewhereelse1235
      @somewhereelse1235 3 месяца назад

      @@kyle99223 It'd be a considerably less futile effort than trying to micro to keep a wide empire from falling apart out of neglect

  • @bm8985
    @bm8985 3 месяца назад +5

    I so badly want Victoria III to be good but the ui is trash and the game is STILL a buggy hot mess with the worst mechanics. That teleportation shit is like a metaphor for the whole game. Wars are still a joke.

  • @t.hurson2298
    @t.hurson2298 3 месяца назад +15

    Lol it's so broken. Even after getting delayed, it's so broken. 😂😂

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 месяца назад +232

    I like how they’re just adding mechanics that should have been in the original game

    • @sovieticodiabetico6874
      @sovieticodiabetico6874 3 месяца назад +50

      i hate how they are adding mechanics that somehow seems to make the game worse

    • @llama878
      @llama878 3 месяца назад +18

      @@sovieticodiabetico6874 what? This is the best DLC in the game

    • @RK-cj4oc
      @RK-cj4oc 3 месяца назад +80

      ​@@llama878Very low bar there buddy.

    • @EpicRenegade777
      @EpicRenegade777 3 месяца назад +11

      @@llama878 Thats like claiming the turd you just found has the most sweetcorn in it

    • @monsieurg1949
      @monsieurg1949 3 месяца назад +1

      @@RK-cj4oc why?

  • @kregzcito6112
    @kregzcito6112 3 месяца назад +3

    still a sh*t game, i'm not paying 30 bucks for a mid update

  • @sebastienhardinger4149
    @sebastienhardinger4149 3 месяца назад +21

    love how v3 is still incredibly broken and paradox does not care

    • @froozigiusz
      @froozigiusz 3 месяца назад +5

      Bruh what?? They care??
      This is literally the biggest mechanical update so far!

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад +3

      "they care!"
      > Game still abysmally broken and nowhere near the height of VIC2
      it's over bro go look at excel/spreadsheet.

    • @sebastienhardinger4149
      @sebastienhardinger4149 3 месяца назад +11

      @@froozigiusz what part of this video and widespread bugs suggested that the DLC has been playtested to any extent. And this isn't even a critical video, this is what paradox's marketing team wants to show off!

    • @cyrix6165
      @cyrix6165 3 месяца назад +2

      @@froozigiuszthe amount of bugs though… yeah I don’t think they care

  • @ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl
    @ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl 3 месяца назад +59

    This is so fucked paradox what have you done 😂

  • @ewhat2498
    @ewhat2498 3 месяца назад +14

    I think this is the video i needed to not buy this game. I just stay with EU4.
    Still great video, like always :D

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад

      EU5 will hopefully be good

    • @sunjarty8521
      @sunjarty8521 3 месяца назад

      ​@@FishwicksREALPlease just don't hope for anything. At the best it won't be worse than base EU4. Both Vic3 and Millennia launches already proved that Pdx are stepping to be another one of the AAA companies.

  • @LordCybot
    @LordCybot 3 месяца назад +39

    Not sure I’ve ever seen Bo get quite so angry haha

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 3 месяца назад +8

      last time it was hoi4 where his army in Sumatra has to sail around the island just to get to the next tile

  • @ceee338
    @ceee338 3 месяца назад +8

    wow, all features that were the bare basics in vic2!! and for only... 30˘bucks??

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 месяца назад +1

      Which features?

    • @Varichan
      @Varichan 2 месяца назад

      @@Bokoen1 spheres of influece themselves first and foremost

  • @DerpyMackerel
    @DerpyMackerel 3 месяца назад +50

    Thomas pumping Swimmy full of his "wood" made me fall out of my chair lmao

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 3 месяца назад +7

    Beautiful, I love knowing the addition of new features is prioritized over fixing glaring issues in the core gameplay, and even the DLC features can get insanely bugged like the migration feature.

  • @Aigavlov
    @Aigavlov 3 месяца назад +7

    12:42 Australia lost again to the Aboriginal Australians. This level of incompetence is very impressive I must say

  • @benjaminjones8782
    @benjaminjones8782 3 месяца назад +15

    Literally selling core gameplay features for 30$

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 месяца назад +2

      Core gameplay features are part of the free update.

    • @THX-1138
      @THX-1138 3 месяца назад +3

      Half baked and you know it

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp 3 месяца назад +3

    Vicy 3 Is so boring. I just can't get myself invested in these nor is Oreos videos. There is no gameplay there

  • @dimmler7851
    @dimmler7851 3 месяца назад +10

    I'm gonna be honest Bo, you're not doing a good job selling me this DLC, much less the game

  • @lukalolleonardo4797
    @lukalolleonardo4797 3 месяца назад +9

    The university thing is so funny and that mortality rate is livid also Bo you forgot that a portal to Cuba has been built by the egyptians in their pyramids

    • @gideon903
      @gideon903 3 месяца назад +3

      directly between the pyramids and the Bermuda Triangle

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 2 месяца назад

      [insert Stargate SG-1 title theme]

  • @Firestar9
    @Firestar9 3 месяца назад +3

    Funny vid, but confirmed I won't be buying the game

  • @SerPinkKnight
    @SerPinkKnight 3 месяца назад +14

    Paradox sponsors the game and within 4 minutes there are game-ruining bugs due to the poorly implemented battle system that is still not fixed after 2 years
    _Slow Clap_
    I was really looking forward to this game but I honestly see less reason to buy now than when it came out as not only does it not work but you now need to shell out for even more DLC so its an even bigger demand.
    At least with EU4 and HOI4 I already have some of the DLC

  • @pennsy6755
    @pennsy6755 3 месяца назад +29

    “If there is ever another war in Europe, it will come out of some damned silly thing in the British Midlands.” - Otto Von Bismarck on the British emigration crisis.