Anti-French Sentiment - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Anti-French Sentiment - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell
This anti French sentiment sounds familiar... From a museum in Tokyo....
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"I want to destroy the French people as a concept."
- The most peaceful German leader to ever live
Britain irl: "I want to embrace this concept, but I don't want the germans to get too powerful."
@@redshirt5126 Also Britain irl: One of our Prime Minsters couldn't last longer than a head of lettuce.
Ireland: *Angry Irish noises*
Britain: Don't make me cause another potato famine.
Bo be going full Morgenthau.
What Merkel?
Least patriotic german
It’s a tragedy we didn’t get a Luxembourg Germany.
We were robbed
In Vicky 2 you can do a funny, since they accept fench people, if you form Germany with Luxembourg you can core all of France.
@@DanielMendez18103Second Holy Roman Empire?
Add an option to accept Italian culture and you could recreate Charlemagne’s empire.
King of the Franks!
Germany? You mean East Francia!
@@DanielMendez18103 Super Germany + France?
Britain: “We are outnumbered 1,000 to 1.”
One lone British soldier: “Then it is an even fight.”
Underrated Comment
The Hero of London himself.
The Unkillable Soldier
Tis' but a scratch!
jack the ripper has taken to murdering french soldiers rather than prostitutes
"I will fight on the beaches. I will fight on the landing grounds. will fight in the fields, and in the streets, I will fight in the hills. I will never surrender!"
-the One soldier fighting 50,000 men.
well thats what happens when you make the battle system deliberately shit in the games design
1 guy dealt more casualties to 50000 men too lmao
@@megazero952 Bug not design
@@NeoWish a bug that was possible because of shit game design.
do you know any other paradox or strategy game where it is possible to have a single unit outnumbered 10000 to 1 and stailmate because of a bug?
@@megazero952 all games has bugs. Ask Cyberpunk 2077 for example, it's literally just GTA Ultra HD.
As a non French, my condolences to French for having to deal with the state of France
As a French, thank you. Also my condeolances for having to deal with Swimmy and Golden.
As an American I am sending my prayers right
I missed the "non", so I thought you were French expressing condolences 😂
It's current state irl or the one under Swimmy?
Are the same Heisenberg who commented on a Forgotten Weapons video today?
"France also made everyone but Spain their enemy."
Ah, so it's not Swimmy then. Got it.
Hahaha cause swimmy would include Spain in the fucking clown car too
"me no make ally, me go by self"
me no make ally, me make enemy
Between the "Snake of Denmark" and the "Anti-French sentiment", I'm starting to think College may be schizophrenic.
They're all in my walls, plotting against me
@@guyfromcollege They're behind you.
BOO!
@@guyfromcollege hæhæhæhæ
This was a bullshit game. The Dutch and Portuguese turning on you is brutal.
@@WillyShankspeare I don't know about the Dutch, but the Portuguese definitely did.
AND WE'RE BACK! THIS TIME WITH A MASSIVE +20 PLAYER GAME
Jesus loves me more than you
Hoi3 game when
Just finished watching the vods
vic 3 sucks
boen1
That 1 guy holding the french from reaching London deserves a Sabaton song
"The unlikable soldier"
The Specter Jack Ripper of West End
@@Danifilsk Bruh, "unlikeable"? If Queen Victoria was still young and unmarried she'd throw herself at the big hero without hesitation!
@@Danifilsk very different from “unkillable”
7:00
The German Kaiser on high copium in the war room trying to explain to his advisors that they need astronomical guns while getting metal with picks and hammers
God, that last clip of the 200 english holding against 50k french... This has to be the biggest issue with the war balance, and that's saying something. A battle is decided in a week or two, but drags on for literal months because PDX fucked up the combat width calcs. There's probably only like 300 of those french engaged at the english at any given time, it seriously seems that bad.
In one instance I attacked a British island that had only 1k troops with my 30k. I had worse tech (I think it was skirmish vs. trench) but still it's just 1k. Their troop count went down to like 70 soldiers (took like a month). I had about 20k men still. And then for some magical fucking reason their troop count is just stuck at 70 while I keep losing troops in the battle. I actually lost that battle to those 70 vibranium-powered British space marines facing down my puny 20k army.
@@aca347 Seems like the Adeptus Custodes enters your battle xD
@@aca347 pretty sure this was fixed in the most recent update
@@headof11 no... its still not
@@battleship6177 It is though? It was in the most recent patch notes, and I've not encountered the issue since.
“Maybe you’ll come back in WW1 France, I don’t know, maybe. But you’ve gotta invest a little bit into that military if you know what I’m saying.”
- Germany to France, 1871
The Frogs did not listen.
@@johnnotrealname8168 well they did because they won the first world war you dribbling sod
@@redlighter516 They almost mutinied over the @#£%ty state of the military.
@@johnnotrealname8168 well the Germans had French troops in Berlin so...
@@redlighter516 I do not understand your point, they did not invest and so lost thousands. They were stupid. France won through good alliances.
"I want to destroy the french nation as a concept"
Yep, that's going in the end of year compilation
(also, as a british person, BASED)
As a German Person, BASIERT
Bo's rant (6:58) really giving me small mustache man from '39 vibes
I can just imagine a red-faced Bismark after losing the Rheinland walking up to the podium: "I'm going to explain this..."
Not even 2 minutes in, and we've got a Chinese invasion of Prussia. Great war mechanics, 10/10
Oh no, the AI isn't shitty like in HoI4 that I exploit it infinitely and it don't bite back, now the AI will fuck me up if I commit a gross mistake like not protecting my homelands and I don't like it, 0/10 war mechanics
@@grudgebearer1404 I have two sides, both of them hate paradox AI.
@@grudgebearer1404 you can’t seriously be defending such dogshit balancing
@@grudgebearer1404 mostly just find it funny that Chinese fleet somehow arrived to Prussia without knowing world geography, and Denmark was like "Sure, go ahead and pass thru our straits".
I mean, it would make more sense if they weren't able to navaly invade like that.
@@grudgebearer1404 The actual cope from Vicky 3 defenders is pure hilarious
"i let you take Belgium" being his argument for helping Netherlands is litterally what Napoleon III said after The Brothers war.
"I didn't interfere when you fought Austria-Hungary, that makes my an ally, and i expect to be compensated"
He is better at RPing France than he realizes
"We have you surrounded!"
"All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men." - The one British soldier, probably
French high command pov: "sir we can not win a battle in England against one British solider"
The French leader:" Don't we outnumber them more then 1000x"
The general: "yes we do"
The French leader:" then how are we loosing?"
The general:" It seems our soliders have a skill issue sir"
Thought Bo had bailed on Vicky honestly, a pleasant surprise
Well Swimmy did
that's why they had to kick him
@@r.o.b8728 Wdym? is swimmy not in any videos anymore?
@@r.o.b8728 yeah whats up with swimmy
@@cronk5268 he caused the game to desync and kept being annoying
@@Thursday7272 he was in the game for about 2-3 hours before getting kicked after he desynced the game on purpose
“France is my MORTAL enemy”
Nice historical Germany roleplay
"I want to destroy the French nation as a concept, that is my goal this game"
-Otto Von Bismarck, 1875
Ahh, I remember that French Invasion of England that ended in failure when a nameless grunt challenged the entire invading force to a year of arm wrestling contests.
Supposedly.
Wasn't even a real soldier, probably just some guy sitting in a pub
@@likedebia4693 Indeed.
@@likedebia4693 Weakest Irish Loyalist
watching China and Prussia teleport troops around reminds me why I don't play Vicy 3
Literally. I thought PDX had hit rock bottom with Imperator but seems like they don't have a bottom anymore, they are a sinking ship in an infinite ocean
@@Kepps-ff3rg You forgot ck3 in the middle
@@r.o.b8728 Another boring mess of a game, not as bad as Vicky 3 and Imperator tho
@@r.o.b8728 Ck3 took a while for modders to make enjoyable.
@@Kepps-ff3rg Imperator and Victoria 3 were/still are appalling, fool I am I bought them anyway
0:34 "I have to survive 50 days here!"
German Soldier ~ Peking, 1900
That's a vic 3 moment, where China teleports half way across the world to Naval invade Prussia lmfao
Why does everyone in these videos decide to rp Napoleon when they play France?
For some reason France in Vicky 3 is really strong (high population/popgrowth, good numbers across the board, and small territories all around the world for high flexibility) as opposed to Vicky 2 where it's just a wet cardboard box waiting to get crushed by Germany and it's 12 bajilion modifiers.
Historically France was politically unstable and for some reason did not really have a demographic transition (the lapse of time before diminishing natality catches up to falling mortality, responsible for a large increase in a given population) meaning it's relative power fell dramatically compared to it's previous existence as the country that could fight coalition after coalition (even as a kingdom).
Probably the parts that should be implemented, as in make governing a house of cards and give some "historical" diminished pop growth modifier.
Because Napoleon was based
@@scorpixel1866 yeah, but PDX is opposed to implementing cheesy, gamey shit like that. They'd have to actually model the forces that reduced French population growth which, unfortunately, aren't fully understood yet, despite a century's worth of theories.
@@scorpixel1866 France did have a demograohic transition, just very early. That's why it was so dominant during napoleonic era. However when all the boys born die in war, that really fucks your demography.
After watching Rambo hold Downing St. against an entire army, I think I'll wait a few more patches before I get Vicky 3.
Shoutout to Lowie never being able to simply pausing the game.
Honestly, they need to add some kind of a "naval range mechanic". It is just so stupid that nations can mount naval invasions 10000 kilometers away from their nearest naval base.
Ok here is an idea. You can only declare adjacent interests you only naval superpowers can invade on the other side of the world
the combat system in this game is so stupid, not thought through at all
7:30 German larp intensifies
God, vic3 warfare is so bad.
0:38 "Im jahre 1900, da rief der trommelklang. Die welt nach Peking, 55 tage lang"
How does Bo find ways to reference historical events so often in his scripts?
I love how Bo put a little note about why he didn’t do steal building and then went on a rant about how he must destroy the French people
"I want to destroy the french nation as a concept" Bo RPing as real Germany lmao
"We don't NEED an economy!" Is something I did not expect to hear from Boe so soon but hey I ain't complaining!
All resources being poured directly into the rage machine
7:22 Every Germany in kaiserreich be Like:
7:30 He gets my vote.
god this game is so trash... war makes no sense and it seems that it's just whoever gets lucky with the rng
Bo's gaslighting is crazy lmao. France literally wins every defensive wars and take reps, tries to avenge himself by pulling a couple offensive wars "France you're the aggressor"
We need to make him do rants more so we can get an extra minute per video.
I like how war makes no sense in this game to neither the players or the AI.
Somehow vic3 war still disgusts me
It amazes me how Paradox managed to make vic3 look worse than vic2
God, Paradox REALLY needs to fix the combat system, it being relient on RNG so much is just so bad, it's not even funny
the pure anger in this game from both sides was a great watch
The idiotic way vic 3 does wars is the reason why I will never touch that game. Vic 2 was literally already perfect besides a couple of economy tweaks and a better diplomatic system.
Vic 3 combat always pisses me off. You cant see shit if you zoom too much and no naval supremacy or anything just monke brain go invade. Also no need to talk about the land combat system i guess. Everyone knows how shitty it is.
"Gods I hate Gauls. My grandfather hated them too, even before they put out his eyes. Did you think I'd be out here on the frontier without good reason?" -Bo
So 6 months in and war is not even a little bit less broken. GG Paradox
Victoria 3 is a flawless and fun game where your diplomacy skills can turn the tide of war!
Dude at 0:30 when he’s talking about his troop his china and how they are outnumbered and need to make it 50 more days, that just reminded me of the real historical event know as the “Siege of Peking” or “55 days at Peking”.
I would rather see Vic2 than vic3.
ikr
literally everyone would but he's sponsored, so that's never gonna happen.
Imagine just lying to everyone lol. I am required by law to notify you if I’m sponsored. This was not sponsored.
Yeah the military system is a joke in Vic 3.
congrats on making vic 3 mp look fun
Opinion:
Viki 2 was better overall than Viki 3
with only the basgame i wouldnt agree with the dlc tho definetly
Amazing how their newly thought out combat and war system is completely broken.
Gotta love some bokoen on a shit day, thanks man!
Kat is dunking on college. Meanwhile the British colonies are just eating rocks. My cpu is trying to kill itself, Bloxer lost half his nation and I can’t even remember what the Raj did.
Makes me want to play Vic3 but then I remember how ass it is. Zamn. Good video tho.
Horrible game lol
go back to vic2
ikr
Every second of this video is confirmation that my decision to not purchase this game was absolutely correct.
Why not dude? It's a totally immersive historical strategy game.
Manchurian Qing troops pillaging Berlin, Ethiopian princesses buying Louisiana, India reforming the HRE.
It's great to see realistic history come to life in the video game format.
Just play vicky 2
6:57 - 8:00 possibly the most based minute of any Vicky video ever.
Bo leaking the script at min 8 smh
Vic III so bad can't even say *SKILLISWEEED BAICTH*
The war system in this game makes me unreasonably upset
That one mad english man holding
Out against 50'000 french for over a week is based
1:00 Vicy 3 war moment
It is *shocking* based on the intro that this wasn’t a Swimmy France.
Swimmy wouldn't have had a Spanish ally. They would be a puppet at best.
Wow this game sucks
I actually thought there wouldn't be any more Victoria 3-videos. So this is a great pleasure!
I actually thought there wouldn't be any more Victoria 3-videos. So this is a great disappointment!
@@Lord_Lambert My brother in Imperator appreciation, is this really necessary?
@@HerodotusVon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm sick with covid and all out of fucks to give PDX. They made a shit game and they ain't paying me to lie about that :P
@@Lord_Lambert victoria 3 is great for mp what are you on about?
@@Lord_Lambert of course it's an anbennar player saying this, shit taste
For real they need to fix that in the war system. Like 60vs1 is just stupid…
Yall need to go back to Vicy 2, I like Vicky 3 but it's not the same
Bo just had an austrian painter moment at 7:20
Ah, I finally get in on a Bo video early. So is there any reason you guys just NEVER play Stellaris? It's a good game, I swear.
That one guy holding off a MASSIVE offensive from the French must be Adrian Carton de Wiart. There's no other explanation
1:01 Yellow Prussia is back in vic3?!?!?!?!?
real
you wouldnt lose to spanish if this game had a good war system unlucky i guess
Vicky II is better change my mind
This is what happens when we get a video over 10mins the chat bubbles start going faster than the person saying them
ngl vic 3 looks unplayable here
Bo your should change up the script so that there are more bubble economy’s lmao
500 british people keeping 60,000 French people at bay is way too based to be real
12:30 Sugar mommy Britain be like
virgin Poland: Outnumbered 50 to 1
Giga Chad Ingeland brexit geza: outnumbered 1000 to 1
God I miss victoria 2. Victoria 3 is fucking trash, Bo.
If you guys hate Victoria 3 so much you should protest and not watch it. Giving me high average watch time tells me that everyone loves it. So either you’re the minority here or everyone is hate watching lol, and that’s not the play if you don’t want more Victoria 3.
@@Bokoen1 bring back Vic2 bring back the Anarcho Liberals Bo
@@Bokoen1 If you’re open to criticsm. Playing base DoW was cringe and thats why you didnt get veiws. The saying is you play dark crusade for the story and soulstorm for downloading ultimate apoclypse mod.
I know that annoyed you because your cried in the next video that it didnt get any veiws but honestly that was your fault for not doing your homework
@@Szarekh I'm very much open to criticsm. That's actually a huge portion of how my channel ended up the way it is.
Regarding the DoW video I can also tell from the stats that it wasn't of interest for most people. You may be right that with the mod I would get more view, however I don't want to play the mod. The reason I played DoW is purely for nostalgia. I love the base game which is super fun and the moment I looked at the mod(Which I did get suggested back then) it just didn't seem fun to me.
that one Brit must've posted up on a hill with hundreds of loaded rifles at the ready, picking up one, fire, toss, repeat
Still waiting for this game to be good
I was certain that swimmy and golden were going to have been deathwarring each other based on the description haha.
I picture the 50k vs. 1 battle is just a fucking Moleman where the French are desperately trying to find him.
What they didn't know was that one guy was Major Richard Sharpe of the South Essex, the French stood no chance
The Swigma male annexing Poland immediately FUCKING ALPHA
What mods do y'all play with? I'd love to give them a try
I was very surprised to see it was College getting dogpiled as France instead of Swimmy.
Probably explains why France was at all competent this game.
I literally do not care that the game is broken Vicky content is the best BCU content
The ghost of King Arthur was holding London that day.
The unhinged speech part way into the video is currently my favorite Bokoen1 moment. The entire speech better make it onto the 2023 video.
"I want to destroy the French Nation as a concept" I as a german approve this message