Every Cold Open of Star Trek: Lower Decks

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @kyleyuen245
    @kyleyuen245 Год назад +332

    I love how in the opening the Cerritos takes 1 borg blast and they're like 'fuck that' and warp the fuck outta there

    • @Eisen_Jaeger
      @Eisen_Jaeger Год назад +39

      and every season they add in another 'Nope' enemy into the battle

    • @stainlesssteelfox1
      @stainlesssteelfox1 Год назад +37

      To be fair, that's the only sensible course of action. A Cali class against one D'deridex is doomed, against that sort of firepower? Captain Freeman made the only sane choice. A California is the 24th century equivalent of the Miranda, a work horse, jack of all trades support vessel.

    • @marcopirrotta2791
      @marcopirrotta2791 Год назад +8

      I am surprised they didn't immidiately combust like cardboard from that one blast lol,

    • @snewsh
      @snewsh Год назад +12

      "The romulans can handle this."

    • @MMuraseofSandvich
      @MMuraseofSandvich 10 месяцев назад +5

      The best part of that is, each season the battle escalates.

  • @woodysmith2681
    @woodysmith2681 11 месяцев назад +121

    12:25 just notices that the "Do Not Obey" sticker has the Starfleet Logo on it. Starfleet has an official warning sticker for these situations.

    • @Flaremc26
      @Flaremc26 6 месяцев назад +16

      You'd be suprised how many robots pretend to be gods and make people kill each other. At some point i guess they found ot easier to just slap a sticker on it instead of hauling it away

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 Месяц назад +1

      Seems like no one really pays attention to cartoons, if it was in live action you'd have seen that right away

  • @TheSeventhEnd
    @TheSeventhEnd 11 месяцев назад +202

    I honestly think my favorite cold open is when all of them (including mariner) succumb to their inner nerds and try to make warp core noises at each other.

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 6 месяцев назад +24

      She likes to pretend she's 'too cool for school' But mariner is one of the nerdiest of all

    • @liarliarplants4hire
      @liarliarplants4hire Месяц назад +3

      @@craytherlaygaming2852Being nerdy is in her blood. Literally. You don’t become a captain (Mom) and admiral (Dad) without being intelligent and nerdy. (I feel like I messed up my grammar can someone correct me plz)

  • @fanboygamer3e
    @fanboygamer3e Год назад +107

    4:55, “Engineer Ka’nuckh, Today you die.”
    I legitimately love that line

    • @Arvyn992
      @Arvyn992 8 месяцев назад +5

      I would like to see the look on Engineer Ka'nuckh when he was told that he was about to die for no good reason

    • @AlexEvans-od4ir
      @AlexEvans-od4ir 5 месяцев назад +3

      Only the best problem solving skills in the Klingon empire!

  • @TastyGamingQc
    @TastyGamingQc 6 месяцев назад +63

    "Look I know we’re not suppose to have interpersonal conflicts…but I REALLY hate that Andorian" 😂😂😂 killed me

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 Год назад +326

    I love how that abomination against science, breeders, and gods just turned out to be a big sweety. An absolute travesty of mad science, but just as sweet as an actual dog.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Год назад +11

      She's totally Ein on my Star Trek Bebop crew.

    • @courtlandheieck1330
      @courtlandheieck1330 Год назад +9

      @@tyrant-den884 Star Bop: The Next Eineration

    • @orcaman1353
      @orcaman1353 Год назад +2

      I feel like Tendi and the Paw Patrol would get along very well

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 6 месяцев назад +6

      Dog
      looks like the Thing, has the powers of the thing... is actually a dog

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 Год назад +95

    This whole series is just one giant riff and love letter for the whole franchise

  • @MitchellTF
    @MitchellTF Год назад +95

    The hilarious subversion of Star Trek openings just...fits the show perfectly.

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan Год назад +79

    The DS-9 opening was the absolute best in the series: (S03E06 ~ Hear all, Trust nothing) "uhhhh, sir?" "Just keeeeep circling..." That explains SOOO much!!!

    • @ffreed
      @ffreed Год назад +10

      Yeah, it makes me think the entire DS9 opening is from the perspective of a ship that is waiting forever for clearance to dock.

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan Год назад +6

      @@ffreedKinda like dealing with air traffic control at a major international airport!

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 Год назад +104

    It's not here, but my favorite cold open is the Mask possessed captain turning the ship into a jungle temple an Mariner being so done with her mom touching the spooky mask for a third time.

    • @rommdan2716
      @rommdan2716 Год назад +3

      Jungle Temple themed ships are rad

    • @strickplayer2116
      @strickplayer2116 Год назад +5

      Aw it’s not? That’s my favorite one too! I was hoping for that one! Thanks for the heads up.

    • @willmfrank
      @willmfrank Год назад +5

      "NO TOUCHING MASKS!"

    • @Flaremc26
      @Flaremc26 6 месяцев назад

      She skipped the chapter on haunted masks in the starfleet rulebook

    • @spyrofan9681
      @spyrofan9681 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@rommdan2716 I know right? The space ship temple aesthetic is so cool.

  • @JustAJinx-ci6hg
    @JustAJinx-ci6hg 14 дней назад +2

    That freeze frame at the beginning encapsulated the whole show right there. Peak.

  • @imsomewhatcertain1024
    @imsomewhatcertain1024 11 месяцев назад +29

    Fun Fact: Tendi’s voice actress (Noel Wells) also voiced Lord Dominator from “Wander Over Yonder.”

  • @unematrix
    @unematrix Год назад +41

    9:05 That's just Earth on its side. You can see India outlined almost perfectly. They used to do this a lot in the TOS show as well :D

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 5 месяцев назад

      There are canonical planets that are duplicates of Earth, for example, Miri in TOS

    • @colewest7096
      @colewest7096 4 месяца назад

      ​@@RamdomView"Canonical"?

    • @dragonluvver975
      @dragonluvver975 Месяц назад

      I'm so glad you pointed this out

  • @antoinehenderson1659
    @antoinehenderson1659 3 года назад +134

    It really is a great show.

    • @chrismayer3919
      @chrismayer3919 Год назад +5

      Like a Star Trek/Family Guy crossover… (Gene Roddenberry would spin in his grave over this; all the while laughing his head clean off)

    • @TOH_Fan
      @TOH_Fan Год назад +9

      @@chrismayer3919 Ironically the “Star Trek” show made by Seth MacFarlane took much more after TNG with a few more comedic elements.

  • @SigToyArts
    @SigToyArts Год назад +117

    My favorite Trek, but it wouldn’t make any sense without the rest of the franchise being exactly what it is. ❤

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan Год назад +11

      I love how the Pakleds are getting some serious screen time in this show! They were always my favorite race from Next Gen!!!

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 Месяц назад

      This doesnt make any sense...you make the crew sleep in halls, when there's a holodeck you can use...this show is for kids who like sci-fi but don't understand star trek. The concepts are exactly like a kid made them up and never watched the show and was told they dont have to worry about canon.

    • @SigToyArts
      @SigToyArts Месяц назад

      @@jamesmeppler6375 just try to enjoy yourself.

  • @jocax188723
    @jocax188723 Год назад +44

    I love that it’s always Jeffrey Combs.
    I hope he never stops.

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 7 месяцев назад +7

    7:31 Ransom was right in being afraid that they were being possessed.🤣

  • @grabnar4015
    @grabnar4015 8 месяцев назад +10

    So that's where he got the bonsai tree 😅

  • @ColinPMcEvoy
    @ColinPMcEvoy Год назад +41

    THE CAPTAIN SAYS YOU’RE TOO LOUD!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @orcaman1353
      @orcaman1353 Год назад +5

      Beckett cause the death of an innocent Klingon engineer. F I chat for K’nock ( I think that’s his name)

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave Год назад +23

    It only just occurred to me that he’s recording in that closet because their beds are in a hallway

  • @giancarlonurko3476
    @giancarlonurko3476 11 месяцев назад +24

    "Mariner, you have to get me out of here! They keep showing me lights!"

    • @Shade400
      @Shade400 5 месяцев назад +1

      how many?

    • @MrDamning
      @MrDamning 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Shade400I think it was five

    • @duomaxwell6523
      @duomaxwell6523 5 месяцев назад +3

      THERE ARE...FOUR LIGHTS!!!

  • @JohnSchafer-rs2nh
    @JohnSchafer-rs2nh 4 месяца назад +3

    I came in late love this show (season 2) but, it deserves more then 5 seasons needs 10-15 more.

  • @spencerkoelle184
    @spencerkoelle184 Год назад +34

    Terminal provocations has the best cold opening in the show

    • @KnightRaymund
      @KnightRaymund Год назад +8

      "Security to Deck 11! Something is very wrong down here."

  • @crazyivan030983
    @crazyivan030983 11 месяцев назад +6

    I love the scene with this glowing energy creature orb :D

  • @PaulineTaylor-il9rg
    @PaulineTaylor-il9rg 8 месяцев назад +2

    I bet you use the Borg in the last ever season as a villains like saving the best for last.

  • @raxsavvage
    @raxsavvage 10 месяцев назад +4

    "they keep showing me lights" thats great

  • @Concentrx
    @Concentrx 3 месяца назад +2

    Love the series, loved the crossover, seriously fun! 👍

  • @adam346
    @adam346 3 месяца назад +2

    metal-head here... 4:13 and obviously when Mariner and Tendi bust in on "River-dance" and start jamming out.. while her Captain mom pretends to hear nothing.

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez Год назад +9

    Mariner is proof that no one gets fired from Starfleet in her time, especially when they have parents that are a Captain and an Admiral. Though you know you are bad news when a Kardassian torturer calls you very bad.

  • @astreanightfang2622
    @astreanightfang2622 11 месяцев назад +27

    i sometimes forget that Tendi hand eddited 6 billion DNA sequences, and since she built the dog from scratch, she probably also wrote them.
    that is impressive

    • @kharjo8099
      @kharjo8099 8 месяцев назад

      Isn't it also highly illegal in starfleet??

    • @astreanightfang2622
      @astreanightfang2622 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kharjo8099 that might only be for humanoids but it would be inteeresting to see a followup on this

  • @TheSuitBloodMushMouth
    @TheSuitBloodMushMouth 3 месяца назад +2

    This one episode instilled the dread of uncertainty of what the culture of the future will be.

  • @kevinrwhooley9439
    @kevinrwhooley9439 Год назад +13

    4:15 i am really curious on why Brad chose to play a very Irish sounding tune.
    We know that he was born in California, but do you think his family might have at least some Irish roots?

  • @jonathandan5330
    @jonathandan5330 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Captain says you're too loud!!"

  • @timesthree5757
    @timesthree5757 Год назад +12

    Don’t worry about me. You still got 10 minutes. God luv it.

  • @chrismayer3919
    @chrismayer3919 Год назад +11

    This is SUCH an effed-up version of Star Trek; and I love it! (Collected outtakes from 1969 onward mashed together with a touch of paranoia and a sprinkling of teen angst!) 🖖

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Год назад +5

    Best new Trek show.
    @ me.

  • @crazyivan030983
    @crazyivan030983 11 месяцев назад +3

    One with engine sounds is hilarious :D

  • @silentfox139
    @silentfox139 Месяц назад +1

    It’s leg day

  • @terrancechilds3049
    @terrancechilds3049 Год назад +7

    I love this show

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 4 месяца назад

    4:36 Tendi really going for it

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan Год назад +13

    S01E05 ~ The F*** was the Captain thinking? Of COURSE Mariner is gonna be yawning the whole time, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT??? You KNOW her (better than anyone), and the simple fact you used HER for the briefing instead of Boimler is on YOU Captain!

  • @ymeynot0405
    @ymeynot0405 Год назад +7

    They cut them short!!!
    The very first one doesn't show the wound! Censoring it for RUclips... BOO!!!

    • @colewest7096
      @colewest7096 4 месяца назад

      The best part? The entire first season is on youtube right now for free.
      Guessing paramount is checking interest levels to see if they'll bring it back.

  • @KrisPettie
    @KrisPettie 7 месяцев назад +1

    @14:51 Dude join Starfleet when he was like 55.

  • @awesomec26
    @awesomec26 Год назад +8

    Strange Energies is my favorite cold opening holy shit

  • @bjs854
    @bjs854 10 месяцев назад +2

    This may be Star Trek; but Mariner would make a great Star Wars mandalorian.

  • @victorialawhon2251
    @victorialawhon2251 5 месяцев назад +2

    They don't show her stabbing him in the leg with the bat'leth!

  • @Victor-bl2ge
    @Victor-bl2ge 29 дней назад

    20:56 Certitos has a muffin button

  • @robertballasty395
    @robertballasty395 3 месяца назад +1

    First episode and you cut the part about her accidentally stabbing him in the leg??!!

  • @francescozenocchini4428
    @francescozenocchini4428 Год назад +4

    WHERE IS SEASON 4!!!!

    • @Synthonym
      @Synthonym Год назад +4

      June 15th

    • @gnampfgnarg186
      @gnampfgnarg186 Год назад +2

      @@Synthonym no thats the date for star trek strange new worlds season 2. star trek lower decks season 4 is supposed to come out sometime in summer

    • @thequimsnaim
      @thequimsnaim Год назад

      Soon

  • @wakeangel2001
    @wakeangel2001 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mariner reminds me of Nagatoro

  • @MountainMan-bz9lk
    @MountainMan-bz9lk 3 месяца назад +1

    I wonder if Mariner was born disabled or dying and was given enhancement surgery to become a little above average

  • @th3blackghost214
    @th3blackghost214 Год назад +2

    When I first saw this show I thought there was something between mariner and boimler but I was wrong 😅

    • @rakaydosdraj8405
      @rakaydosdraj8405 Год назад +8

      Boimer may be the "work wife", but not a sexual partner.

    • @th3blackghost214
      @th3blackghost214 Год назад

      @@rakaydosdraj8405 work wife?

    • @rakaydosdraj8405
      @rakaydosdraj8405 Год назад

      @@th3blackghost214 a quick google:
      "What Exactly is a Work Spouse? A work spouse is a co-worker with whom you have a close platonic relationship. This type of relationship often involves confiding in each other, going to lunch together, and being understanding and supportive of one another.Apr 14, 2023"

  • @daviddavies3637
    @daviddavies3637 Год назад +6

    Mariner clearly has ADHD. 😂

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 4 месяца назад

      What she has, is our hearts.

    • @yellowprime8491
      @yellowprime8491 4 месяца назад

      PTSD actually....

  • @DominikaGarbal
    @DominikaGarbal Год назад +1

    You cut the best party from the f one though

  • @nursyalizaabdulhamid5923
    @nursyalizaabdulhamid5923 Год назад

    Nika: Season four is coming to this week and we have to see how much time it takes to prepare for Paramount+? So we’re looking forward for that and the rest of our season to come out. It’s brookie. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @eviyonwygant3325
    @eviyonwygant3325 Год назад +1

    Neat

  • @joedellinger9437
    @joedellinger9437 Год назад

    K’Tuevon prime has the same continents as Earth?!

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 4 месяца назад

      In joke. Several TOS planets were just absurdly earth like.

  • @gerryh8367
    @gerryh8367 9 месяцев назад +3

    Lower Decks is superb

  • @mileticjana590
    @mileticjana590 Месяц назад

    Stsrt session 5 finale

  • @pokebreeder2517
    @pokebreeder2517 Год назад

    poor kanok

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 Год назад

    👍👍

  • @jamesmeppler6375
    @jamesmeppler6375 Месяц назад

    The concept of these ensigns sleeping in the hall is really bad and really stupid. Take the enterprise full crew, they can all go on a portion of the saucer section. Theres more than enough room for all the crew to get their own room.
    Let's consider the holodeck, it probably has a maximum size but they can make the holodeck the crew quarters. Shoot, it would make no sense that the commanding officers to get a private room to play poker but the rest of the crew sleep like they're stow aways. This show was funny but I really can't get into it in its serious nature which star trek should be some what serious. I only watched because the cross over episode. Then I got half way through and thought TOS cartoon was the best sci-fi cartoon made after a show. Stargate cartoon and this just feel like they're making fun of it and not laughing with us, which with Stargate was a good way for its huge established Fandom to say with one voice, no more Stargate, you guys don't understand! I'm basically asking that with star trek, they really screwed the pooch

  • @craytherlaygaming2852
    @craytherlaygaming2852 6 месяцев назад +1

    That awkward moment, your generation ship came from the wrong universe... and is housing mendicate bias

  • @kingofspades110
    @kingofspades110 Год назад +6

    Wow, season one Mariner was not a likable character

    • @Chiron84
      @Chiron84 Год назад +7

      thank god therapy works :D

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 Год назад +9

      Its really great to see how much all of the main cast as friends make each other better just by being friends. All of them had great chemistry and helped with each other’s faults. We know Mariner had an EXTENSIVE starfleet history and a lot of crazy stories before them, but it wasn’t until she found “her crew” that she really started to grow as a person.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 4 месяца назад

      Correct. Shes an Aubrey Plaza type. You love her. But you dont like her.

  • @joemcguire9988
    @joemcguire9988 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mariner should be a Star Wars rebel. She would fit in a whole lot better

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 Год назад +2

    That last frame of that guy shows my fatigue, I remember when Star Trek used to be interesting and deep..

  • @tnwhiskey68
    @tnwhiskey68 6 месяцев назад +1

    This garbage is an insult!

    • @petermopp2639
      @petermopp2639 5 месяцев назад +4

      Please, dont call your contribution "garbage".

  • @Mastergrunt9dawg
    @Mastergrunt9dawg Год назад +3

    idk why this showed up in my recommends, but is this is supposed to be funny?

    • @xxnightdriverxx9576
      @xxnightdriverxx9576 Год назад +7

      When you actually know Star Trek and watch the full episodes of this show, yes. But luckily the show isn't only comedy, it has its fair share of serious moments as well.

  • @jemiebridges3197
    @jemiebridges3197 Год назад

    No, its parody.

  • @robertmandl9326
    @robertmandl9326 Год назад +3

    So, this was the second chance I gave this... well-made Star Trek PARODY. Watched this video for 7 minutes, can´t bear any more.
    This show, while certainly of quality work, annoys me to no end.
    One moment they are almost as serious and well paced as the more conventional Trek shows.... and the next two to 4 moments they do childish, over-the-top and or just plain stupid stuff.
    ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE who considers this "better" than the likes of Discovery or Picard needs to get their brain checked for some sort of tumor.
    And now they´re even doing a crossover with Strange New Worlds? With Mr. Over-Eager and Mrs. Loud-and-Obnoxious? Prepare for the worst episode of Strange New Worlds ever when these two clowns show up.
    I´d be willing to accept this as a pure comedic parody. But they don´t follow through on that premise either with all the "serious" moments that are in there. And thus, for everything that is indeed very well done in this show... does it fail in one critical aspect, for me at least:
    It´s mindblowingly inconsistent. In practically everything.
    I hate inconsistency.

    • @Ririten
      @Ririten Год назад +29

      "If people like a thing more than I like a thing they must have a brain tumor :c I am a humorless twat and nobody loves me" - you

    • @robertmandl9326
      @robertmandl9326 Год назад +1

      @@Ririten "I cant cope with a persons opinion or engage with it in a meaningful way so I resort to baseless accusations and insults" - You.

    • @Ririten
      @Ririten Год назад

      @@robertmandl9326 Y-...you said people who didn't agree with you have brain tumors. And you're buttmad I called you humorless? Have you ever engaged another human being socially or touched grass?

    • @genevieve7676
      @genevieve7676 Год назад

      @@Ririten Honestly, they sound so boring and pretentious, very much Not Like Other Girls.

    • @Usuoga
      @Usuoga Год назад +16

      Eh, I suppose it's not for everyone. Personally I find comedy highlights the occasional seriousness, the the serious bits make the comedy more enjoyable.

  • @ryankaiser2702
    @ryankaiser2702 Год назад

    Why watch this and waste your time when you could be watching something that’s actually good homage like the Oreville.

    • @colonelquack
      @colonelquack Год назад +4

      Uh. I like the Orville. And love Lower Decks.

    • @Chiron84
      @Chiron84 Год назад +9

      Lower Decks is pure love to 90s and early 2000s Trek

    • @omegastar19
      @omegastar19 Год назад +9

      Why do you click on videos about shows that you claim to A) hate, and B) not watch?

    • @victorialawhon2251
      @victorialawhon2251 Месяц назад

      It's "Orville"

  • @AgustinCruz70
    @AgustinCruz70 2 месяца назад

    1:39