I love that over the years he went from the greedy grinner stream where he was in denial about his chin to this stream where he makes the chin as long as possible and says "hey, I kinda made myself here!"
It reminds me of the dark souls 3 stream where he begun making the chin large, and he said "This looks like somebody..." Later, as the chin got larger, he finally said "...It kinda looks like ME..." What I had been thinking the entire time.
“Some weird input lag *is crouching*” makes me wonder how he holds his controller. Like is he gripping it so hard he keeps pressing crouch? Anxiety i understand but he does it constantly then says “i need to unbind crouch!”
Oh boy a 9 hour stream of Jerma playing Elden Ring. Surely he'll explore alot and fight a variety of enemies, not just try to kill one dude for the first 4 hours
@@Jaredskoll i'll have you know this is the guy who FIRST TRIED both secret bosses in delta rune. In fact his ONLY MAJOR defeat is to pinwheel (objectively the hardest souls boss) Put some respect on his name
3:31:32 "I'm still like... I'm still like... tapped out from that fuckin' goddamn horse asshole." Probably my favorite Jerma line to quote out-of-context so far.
When Jerma came back from the break with filled in eyebrows someone in chat called him a "cartoon chad", and thats the most perfect description I can think of.
I fought him twice said fuck that he is the obvious move on and come back later boss. I'm 10 hours deep and I've not even gone back to see if I can beat him yet.
Found a disgusting cheese spot for him. That building to the right of the path he patrols. He can only get up there with one move, just spammed arrows at him yesterday.
I think it's funny that Tree Sentinel exists as a "summon tutorial," mini boss because the one guy calls you maiden less for not having a summon, yet people still fling themselves at Tree Sent tens of hundreds of times alone just because
God I love how he jumps straight into joking like he's never played a souls game when G4 came into the stream. Like he just says idk what an Estus flask is and just drinks it .
Message: "Hostile octopus ahead!" Me: "That's a jellyfish..." Jerma: "This is not an octopus...." Me: "THANK YOU!" Jerma: "...this is a squid." Me: -_- 3:55:13
Margit is a huge skill check in this game. he delays attacks, pulls mixups out of his ass, and has a ton of health. genuinely one of the hardest "first" bosses in any souls game, even if you're prepared. just beat him on rl1 and it's the start of a very tough journey
@@Skwadley rl1 is gonna take a while, I'm doing it without spirit ashes and summons, so I have to really get every boss down to it's last move. kinda enjoyable, though
@@explosivecherry2150 he did have loot maybe not as much as you got or as much as you wanted him to get but he played it his way like all dark souls games are supposed to be played in your own way
@@bigman7025 lol no, you are supposed to kill every ennemy, yaknow... actually engaging with the game. They let us run through the majority of the time, but it's certainly not the intended experience, or they wouldn't have designed all those encounters along the way, it wouldn't make the slightest shard of sense.
@@chacedo8993 you’re not supposed to do anything apart from maybe beat the main bosses and story it’s an open world game😂 you can blaze through the main bosses and finish the game if you want to without experiencing half of what the game has to offer there is multiple endings meaning you’ve not even got a fixed ending that they want you to do you seem to lack the knowledge of what an open world game is some of it just isn’t supposed to happen in every play through to everyone.
His roll issues were coming from his crouch issues. If you press crouch+roll it'll crouch then roll which is enough of a delay to get hit. If you press crouch+roll twice it'll completely eat your roll input Edit: at 7:39:34 you can see him crouch uncrouch for example
35:06 I have a feeling most of chat came to that conclusion in unision and the fact that Jerma knows it's so funny 03:18:27 Marge Simpson cameo 04:43:41 fall joke
By the way, anyone playing on PC and experiencing stutters like 1:16:46 , weirdly enough, the Grass is the most likely culprit. Turn the Grass details down, keep everything else high and they should be as good as gone (in most cases, atleast).
also there's a specific glitch where if you pull the tree sentinel at the bottom of the hill it stutters but if you pull him at the top it doesn't. That's what was happening to jerma
The eyebrow bit was so perfect. There was nothing prompting it at all and I’m still not over how he occasionally just looks like Ludwig or possibly Archie Andrews for like 3 seconds
I love how his character creation progression was like: Normal Shaggy Shaggy from pripyat Jerma from pripyat Cartoon english rocker (bass/guitar player) Cartoon english rocker (drummer) Cartoon English punk rocker Back to Cartoon English rocker Only for it to wind up as cartoon parody john lennon
Nope he’s just straight up n00b bait I literally no hit him straight out of the hero’s grave, did I mention sl 1 btw. So in other words tree sentinel doesn’t fuck I do and I fuck hard. I’ve been gaming since I could hold a controller. It pisses me off when chomos like you think a boss is “overpowered” it’s called get good fucking “noob bait muhaha” -finding Nemo shark. Did I also mention I find this game suuuupppper easy noob, I’ll literally hit you with my ban hmr if I ever see you thinking any from soft boss is hard get good 👍 I had to come back an edit my comment just to add I that the whole time I was effortlessly and precisely dodging every attack drool was dripping out of my mouth because how fucking little both physical and mental power it I used to easily beat tree sentinel understand bud, and don’t even get me started on how easy two tree sentinels were or even the draconian tree sentinel, all I remember was yawning, patting my head and rubbing my belly while I was fighting them. I had too make sure I was fat rolling so I had less s to get even the slightest hint of challenge.
I mean why not He actually got pretty far with tree sentinel with few tries He got second phase pretty quickly Problem is the sudden slow then fast kind lag
Jerma uses sorcery right after he said he needs to conserve FP. Jerma changes out his weapon because of better scaling when it is completely unupgraded. Jerma switches armor pieces to ones that are worse and then proceeds to complain about enemies for the next dozen hours. Jerma never read the tutorial messages so he doesn't understand poise breaking, jump attacks and charge attack mechanics. Jerma never explores unless told to by chat. Jerma forgets that resting at Sites of Grace respawns most of the enemies nearby. Jerma cannot help but jam his left thumbstick down whenever he panics due to his arthritis. Jerma has +1 flasks for the next dozen hours. Jerma is a GOD GAMER for making Elden Ring so much more difficult than it needs to be.
It's a blind playthrough. It's kind of the point. Using the tutorial and messages takes away from building muscle memory and personal understanding of the games mechanics. Imo it makes for a better playthrough because it's raw and original
@@calvinmiller1448 That's not what a blind playthrough is dumbass, you use in-game tutorials still you just don't watch any videos or read any guides. When this stream happened neither existed because it was brand new. Nice effort but major L.
@@calvinmiller1448This has to be rage bait lmfao what the fuck are you talking about? How does ignoring the tutorial messages, of which there are like 10 total in the entire game, make for a better playthrough? MOST INTELLIGENT SOULS PLAYER! People like you give the souls fanbase a horrid name
@@calvinmiller1448worse take I’ve ever seen you’re actually just using buzzwords, “personal understanding of the mechanics” is the definition of words being wind
It's so bewildering watching Jeremiah make rapid progress on killing tree sentinel right out the gate but give up so quickly so that he can return with worse and worse tactics.
"elden ring is the ocarina of time of this generation" bro that is exactly what I thought to myself while playing it and it is not even about mechanics or story, it is literally about replicating the feeling, the vibes, the discoveries, the mystery, the surprises, the fear and horror, the sense of freedom and awe that I thought I would never feel again in my lifetime. I thought those feelings were exclusive to childhood brain. But then this game happened
Jerma: *picks a battle mage and realises it might be possible to defeat a boss with both a mace and magic 6 hours in* I think we may have a build that can work gentlemen!
blind is probably best, but ngl I didn't even know the catacombs existed until I saw a bunch of streamers in them. I don't regret getting spoiled on those, as I most likely wouldn't have found them otherwise, or would have missed the early ones. now I'm constantly on the lookout for those statues
Thank you so much. I'd wanted to see chat's reaction to that one. I'm so tired of clip channels literally never posting anything in their descriptions.
4:05 Elden Ring
37:18 Character Creation Ends
5:30:00 Brb Ends
I’m sorry what?! He made his character for half an hour?
@@yamomspotatosalad818 you mean you don't?
@@justyouraveragedemigod5606 I click random and go or go for a default
@@YoursTrulyAudrey weak
@@yamomspotatosalad818 you’re playing games wrong if take less time than that
ELDEN! OOH UH- ELDEN RING, I GOT AN ELDEN RING!
Godly comment here. Good laugh :)
*munch munch munch munch*
DUDE THE GAME THAT EVERYBODY-
Comment of the day
Fuck someone got to it before me.
8:08:20 "What if I pass the time to nightfall? They will all be in bed, right?" - This man's genius is unbelievable.
MGSV be like
Joke's on him, at night everything comes out xD
3:32:52 the "HORSES ASSEMBLE" as he summons the pack of wolves is great.
didn't expect horse
20:35 Weird that he says his character looks like text book peasant considering he made a perfect recreation of a Habsburg noble.
Wow you're right
The Habsburg jaw
Bars
Not inbred enough
Peasants looked better back then… and they still do
Love how he just progressively ends up creating the greedy grinner
"this is not going to take long. I'm just gonna enlarge his chin"
....yeah, no.
I love that over the years he went from the greedy grinner stream where he was in denial about his chin to this stream where he makes the chin as long as possible and says "hey, I kinda made myself here!"
It reminds me of the dark souls 3 stream where he begun making the chin large, and he said "This looks like somebody..."
Later, as the chin got larger, he finally said "...It kinda looks like ME..."
What I had been thinking the entire time.
I’LL BE TAKING THAT ONE!
He made the singer from guitar hero 3
31:15 "sigh... I could just go back, make him a sorcerer, and just change his name to Mind Freak." i nearly spit my food out on my table
Oh guess I won't be eating today :(
@@hayk3000 what
@@hayk3000 what
@@hayk3000 what
@@hayk3000 what
9 hours and only one brb? game so good jerma fights his ruined old man streamer body just to keep playing
he actually LOVES streaming
should have been two, we could have had angry eyebrows. :(
LeJerma
I'm surprised the caretakers let him use his computer that long, maybe Old Folks Homes really are starting to treat people better
Isnt brb brme right back? Whats brb
jerma’s ability to forget something immediately after he reads it is remarkable
*tutorial box explaining jump attacks*
"Is there a jump attack?"
adhd
@@coleyip4763 Can confirm, this is what it’s like to have ADHD. Worst short term memory
@@coleyip4763 very true. after reading something u feel like ur done w it then ur brain throws it away. it sucks
I can literally read things without reading them.
I read the words but it's as if they never arrive in my brain.
2:40:25 A game designers dream. The fact he literally cannot see any of the other enemies is wild.
OH MY GOD
he is fucking blind oh my god im screaming at my screen
*dodge rolls directly into flamethrower to avoid enemies*
@@ItsRyanHello he is live right now, and is already deranged
“Some weird input lag *is crouching*” makes me wonder how he holds his controller. Like is he gripping it so hard he keeps pressing crouch? Anxiety i understand but he does it constantly then says “i need to unbind crouch!”
Oh boy a 9 hour stream of Jerma playing Elden Ring. Surely he'll explore alot and fight a variety of enemies, not just try to kill one dude for the first 4 hours
Yeah, he's gonna try killing things that he's way too underlevelled for and wonder why he can't beat them lol
@@Jaredskoll I mean a lot of streamers have beaten stuff like the tree sentinel or albrich at souls level 0
@@Freekymoho yeah but they're not jerma
@@Jaredskoll i'll have you know this is the guy who FIRST TRIED both secret bosses in delta rune. In fact his ONLY MAJOR defeat is to pinwheel (objectively the hardest souls boss)
Put some respect on his name
@@Freekymoho sorry, Fs in chat
“Margit the Fell Omen” yeah an omen of when Jerma fell off that cliff over and over
Margit, the Fall Joke
just wait till morgott
You think he fell off the cliff a lot you should've seen me, it was like 1 4th my deaths
2:40:30 jerma completely misses 2 enemies on wall while specifically looking for enemies on wall
3
@@gamedude3005 jerma viewer misses 1 enemy on wall while criticizing streamer for missing 2 enemies on wall
@@goober6069 vrabo bince!
@goober6069 jerma commenter, points out irony of jerma viewer missing 1 enemy on wall while criticizing streamer for missing 2 enemies on wall
1:04:01 Jerma’s Dr. Doofenshmirtz impression was scary good 😳
It caught me off guard where the fuck was he hiding that
This man is a treasure and we must do everything we can to preserve him!
@@internalizedhappyness9774bring in the block of ice 🧑🔬
I love how when he has the face cam on he instinctively reacts to the attacks with his body and tries to dodge
I do the same thing it’s instinct LOL
Wait, do you guys not do that.
I bet this psychopath does it even with the face cam off
@@user-hu6ut9gx8j
I used to do it in like Mario kart wii with the steering wheel lmao. I used to move my whole body steering that thing
He ONLY does it when the cam is on. He's pretending. He's pretending to be human.
tip for people like a year or two from now: watch all of the character creation in x2 speed, its still cohesive and it makes it even funnier
holy shit you're right
Nah watch it at .25 speed it's better
29:23 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT I LAUGHED SO HARD THANK YOU SO MUCH
I watch at 4x speed due to extreme adhd
thanks
-person a year from now
3:31:32 "I'm still like... I'm still like... tapped out from that fuckin' goddamn horse asshole."
Probably my favorite Jerma line to quote out-of-context so far.
Was trying to watch this today on Twitch and it would restart it every time an advert showed up. Thank you for this.
Twitch is awful for viewing vods
Likewise. Twitch sucks
watching vods on twitch makes me wish i was drinking my own liquidated feces.
@@d_mb they really do sound like "that" kinda guy.
@@d_mb 🤐
"can we have face cam now?"
"Yeah, you've earned it for like the next 20 minutes"
**Keeps it on for the next 7 hours**
Holy shit his character looks like someone who'd be named "Skeeter" or "Spud"
MIND FREAK
Skete
mr. dink
Noone will get this but his character looks exactly like OneyNG's drawing of Link in his Slightly Artistic series.
@@mannmctrash based oneyplays fan
2:23:15 "Just- Just co-op him. He can't hit us y- he really ca- he- I don- he ca- i don- he i don't th- he hi h- a. You know what I mean?"
You nailed the subtitling
Wow I doubted your transcription but no he really did say that
Sounds like Joe biden
America is a country that can be described in just one word
I'm fucking crying
his eyebrows, emboldened by the flame of ambition
The Boston accent comes out when he’s frustrated lmaooo
When Jerma came back from the break with filled in eyebrows someone in chat called him a "cartoon chad", and thats the most perfect description I can think of.
Some legends say he’s still fighting Tree Sentinel to this very day.
I spent 3 hours and over 100 tries to beat him yesterday.
I'm not very good at games...
I fought him twice said fuck that he is the obvious move on and come back later boss. I'm 10 hours deep and I've not even gone back to see if I can beat him yet.
Found a disgusting cheese spot for him. That building to the right of the path he patrols. He can only get up there with one move, just spammed arrows at him yesterday.
Literally all you have to do is get him low with ranged attacks and then Jousting with R2
I think it's funny that Tree Sentinel exists as a "summon tutorial," mini boss because the one guy calls you maiden less for not having a summon, yet people still fling themselves at Tree Sent tens of hundreds of times alone just because
7:13:28 DONT MAKE A JOKE
i watched this live, my stomach was in pain for a good 40 mins after laughing so hard
You had a funny ache
🥁🥁🪇
7:13:25 absolutely devastating to see this live...
my stomach fucking dropped
I haven't seen the rest of the stream so I have no idea how long he was stuck on Margit, but this hurt me.
@@MochaRitz he was there for a While... completely broke my heart
@@TheZWolf came to like, jellyfish is good
@@TheZWolf dude same lmao the jellyfish is so good thats how I beat margit
Glad to finally see Jerma playing Breath of the Wild
Sorry are you watching the wrong video or something?
He's playing fortnite clearly
@@why3994 this looks like valorant? I think you're confused
Hes playing roblox you dimwits
Yall off the mark. He's playing dark souls
I can't believe you people, it's obviously Minecraft!
I couldn't stop staring at his eyebrows. He looked like a DreamWorks character.
Snoutlout
He looked like the main characters dad in american pie.
ikr! they made his expressions so much more pronounced lmfao
he looks like fucking KK Slider lmao
He looked like an uncanny Jim Carrey to me.
God I love how he jumps straight into joking like he's never played a souls game when G4 came into the stream. Like he just says idk what an Estus flask is and just drinks it .
Lol G4, what a joke
who's g4?
@@iheartbruschetta G4's dead, baby. G4's dead.
41:33 - Game Start
49:33 - first boss death
1:07:03 - Limgrave
1:11:00 - Varre (1:13:02)
1:14:58 - *PSYCHO*
1:16:34 - Tree Sentinel
1:17:41 - attempt 2 (1:18:46)
1:20:37 - attempt 3 (1:21:19)
1:22:42 - attempt 4 (1:24:56)
1:27:01 - Church of Elleh
1:28:18 - attempt 5 (1:28:50)
1:29:30 - attempt 6
1:31:58 - Lost Grace Discovered
1:32:57 - Merchant Kale
1:34:07 - (unintentional) attempt 7
1:35:33 - Troll/Penguins?
1:35:57 - Troll fight (1:37:07)
1:38:13 - first Godrick soldier
1:41:52 - Gatefront Ruins
1:43:50 - Godrick spear guy
1:44:35 - Alarm System
1:45:15 - Map Found: Limgrave: West
1:49:00 - Chest 1
1:51:38 - Ghost Jumpscare
1:53:47 - Chest 2
1:54:59 - *Melina*
1:56:09 - maidenless
1:57:27 - level up
2:00:17 - Ashes of War
2:01:55 - Torrent
I’m
blue
da
You gonna keep going?
@@electrum5579 ba
the crack salad had him locked on the tree sentinel
lmfao
Nothing like hearing Jerma say "I've got so much energy" and seeing there only be 30 minutes left
After this, Holly let him outside so he can go zoomies around his back yard like a dog
It is once again time for my quarter-yearly watching of all of jerma's elden ring vods
He went from Shaggy, to an average black metal band member toward Lemmy from Motorhead. Amazing.
This needed another timestamp at 3:29:10 for actually walking away from the tree sentinel finally.
But it’s character development
he came back
"Let's do this part with my eyes closed.. DONT MAKE THE JOKE"
Message: "Hostile octopus ahead!"
Me: "That's a jellyfish..."
Jerma: "This is not an octopus...."
Me: "THANK YOU!"
Jerma: "...this is a squid."
Me: -_-
3:55:13
Timestamp plssss
@@cheatlink11 3:55:13
@@00WhiteBlade Thank you! I am really not sure if he's joking or not as the definitive definitive stardew valley™ gamer he is D:
Squid games
@@joeymacgamer2417 jellyfish games
3:00:00 Jerma going out of his way to disgust the raid people from G4. I love him lmao.
i love how he asks chat about stuff when the game just came out.
Chat gets an advanced copy so they can help jerma
it gives me great comfort to see a souls vet like Jerma struggle with Margit. makes me feel like less of an idiot
Margit is a huge skill check in this game. he delays attacks, pulls mixups out of his ass, and has a ton of health. genuinely one of the hardest "first" bosses in any souls game, even if you're prepared. just beat him on rl1 and it's the start of a very tough journey
@@rushbiskit Have fun man!! I love that feeling when you finally “get” a boss, it’s like a dance.
@@Skwadley rl1 is gonna take a while, I'm doing it without spirit ashes and summons, so I have to really get every boss down to it's last move. kinda enjoyable, though
2:33:35 "i could probably stream this game for like, the next 3 months." well, dear viewer, he did indeed stream this game for the next three months
1:07:01 - youtuber reaction
1:09:09 - regret
1:56:09 - maidenless andy takes offense
3:39:35 - noise?????
3:40:46 - absolutely dumbfounded
4:25:08 - job application
5:30:50 - real eyebrows
6:01:45 - invasion jumpscare
8:35:42 - dodging is death
It's been over a year and these are still my favorite videos. How excited he gets over the greatest game of all time will never get old
Jerma : "Nah, I'm not underleveled, I did a lot of the side stuff."
Cleared like 3 POI and killed a few wolves along the way...
Ye but dark souls games are all about the loot and bosses the other enemies are just obstacles to run past
@@bigman7025 he got no loot either.
@@explosivecherry2150 he did have loot maybe not as much as you got or as much as you wanted him to get but he played it his way like all dark souls games are supposed to be played in your own way
@@bigman7025 lol no, you are supposed to kill every ennemy, yaknow... actually engaging with the game.
They let us run through the majority of the time, but it's certainly not the intended experience, or they wouldn't have designed all those encounters along the way, it wouldn't make the slightest shard of sense.
@@chacedo8993 you’re not supposed to do anything apart from maybe beat the main bosses and story it’s an open world game😂 you can blaze through the main bosses and finish the game if you want to without experiencing half of what the game has to offer there is multiple endings meaning you’ve not even got a fixed ending that they want you to do you seem to lack the knowledge of what an open world game is some of it just isn’t supposed to happen in every play through to everyone.
4:26:35 jermas insecurity of his eyebrows begins
His roll issues were coming from his crouch issues. If you press crouch+roll it'll crouch then roll which is enough of a delay to get hit. If you press crouch+roll twice it'll completely eat your roll input
Edit: at 7:39:34 you can see him crouch uncrouch for example
His character looks like an abstract portrait you could buy from those old artist booths in malls
35:06 I have a feeling most of chat came to that conclusion in unision and the fact that Jerma knows it's so funny
03:18:27 Marge Simpson cameo
04:43:41 fall joke
Thank you for this Sir, I'll be back once I've beaten the game myself. See you in 167 hours.
Just take it a few hours at a time. Play for a while. Watch someone else play what you played. Win win
@@Sm0k3turt literally what im doing. except im ahead of where he is now. uninterrupted viewing >:)
@@cactuss33ds The Jerma Parallel Playthrough, mimic his every move exactly
If you didn't spend the first 2 hours fighting Tree Sentinel than you're good for the first third of the stream lol.
@@Sm0k3turt hard to do this when you see somebody unexpectedly walk slightly off the main path and stumble on a massive area you didn't know existed.
My proudest achievement is having Jerma read my comment telling him he looks like the teenager from Jimmy Neutron with those fucking eyebrows
While watching it live, that made me choke on my drink
your funny comment being read out loud had a snowball effect
Sure you did
hey, it's that guy!
@@kinnikuboneman he literally did though
Who are you talking about, the mcspankies guy?
By the way, anyone playing on PC and experiencing stutters like 1:16:46 , weirdly enough, the Grass is the most likely culprit. Turn the Grass details down, keep everything else high and they should be as good as gone (in most cases, atleast).
Thanks I was actually suffering with that
Using 1050
also there's a specific glitch where if you pull the tree sentinel at the bottom of the hill it stutters but if you pull him at the top it doesn't. That's what was happening to jerma
Lol atleast
starting this playlist now, what a herculean task ahead
I left this running in the background for half an hour after he said "last try" and I came back to him fighting the same boss.
I love how he keeps saying he'll come back to this boss later, but then just immediately starts fighting him again
The eyebrow bit was so perfect. There was nothing prompting it at all and I’m still not over how he occasionally just looks like Ludwig or possibly Archie Andrews for like 3 seconds
7:13:20 has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen
-proceeds to regret the BM for the next 30 minutes
i felt so bad 💀💀
Him repeatedly jumping off the horse because he is gripping the controller too hard is hilarious
4:43:38 classic jerma fall joke. what makes it better is the confidence in the way he says "ayo" right before falling off the cliff
It literally took me 5+ years + this Jerma stream to learn dex increases cast speed. I've been playing in slow mode this entire time God dammit
His Margit fight throw was unbelievably funny. He had it so in the bag and he literally completely threw it away lmao.
This has been really fun to watch so far, probably my favourite stream :)
Wait he played for 9 hours???????? Thats the longest stream in years
can't say i'm that surprised, this is probably his most anticipated game in years
@🌍 A WORLD WITHOUT WAR 🕊️ woah, I didn't know Jerma did 24 hour baking streams
Longest stream since like Lotr
9 hours???? it’s his longest stream in history!
@@FishiestFillet Seaman stream is shook
How can you not fall in love with Jerma... he's everything. (No parasocial)
Seems a little parasocial
@@Devon.with.an.i that's the joke, that it is obviously parasocial.
@@QuantumTelephone idk man…seems kinda parasocial
@@Corninthesky That's the joke, that is obviously parasocial
@@Iron_Stigmata idk man… seems kinda parasocial
I love how his character creation progression was like:
Normal
Shaggy
Shaggy from pripyat
Jerma from pripyat
Cartoon english rocker (bass/guitar player)
Cartoon english rocker (drummer)
Cartoon English punk rocker
Back to Cartoon English rocker
Only for it to wind up as cartoon parody john lennon
ahhh, yeeeessss.
I love how they mix up the attack speeds. a lot of people hated it but it's deliberately meant to make you have to pay more attention.
this stream is going to make up for 50% of the JermAwards nominees, i can already tell
Means it'll be another dud award show this year
You were right
Jerma dodging irl boss attack must be the best thing you can experience in life.
jerma985 spent 2 hours trying to beat the overpowered "don't fight this guy" boss
it was more like 4 tbf
Nope he’s just straight up n00b bait I literally no hit him straight out of the hero’s grave, did I mention sl 1 btw. So in other words tree sentinel doesn’t fuck I do and I fuck hard. I’ve been gaming since I could hold a controller. It pisses me off when chomos like you think a boss is “overpowered” it’s called get good fucking “noob bait muhaha” -finding Nemo shark. Did I also mention I find this game suuuupppper easy noob, I’ll literally hit you with my ban hmr if I ever see you thinking any from soft boss is hard get good 👍 I had to come back an edit my comment just to add I that the whole time I was effortlessly and precisely dodging every attack drool was dripping out of my mouth because how fucking little both physical and mental power it I used to easily beat tree sentinel understand bud, and don’t even get me started on how easy two tree sentinels were or even the draconian tree sentinel, all I remember was yawning, patting my head and rubbing my belly while I was fighting them. I had too make sure I was fat rolling so I had less s to get even the slightest hint of challenge.
@@vegetableconsumer963 🕋
@@melon1592 furry 😂😂😂
I mean why not
He actually got pretty far with tree sentinel with few tries
He got second phase pretty quickly
Problem is the sudden slow then fast kind lag
Jerma uses sorcery right after he said he needs to conserve FP. Jerma changes out his weapon because of better scaling when it is completely unupgraded. Jerma switches armor pieces to ones that are worse and then proceeds to complain about enemies for the next dozen hours. Jerma never read the tutorial messages so he doesn't understand poise breaking, jump attacks and charge attack mechanics. Jerma never explores unless told to by chat. Jerma forgets that resting at Sites of Grace respawns most of the enemies nearby. Jerma cannot help but jam his left thumbstick down whenever he panics due to his arthritis. Jerma has +1 flasks for the next dozen hours. Jerma is a GOD GAMER for making Elden Ring so much more difficult than it needs to be.
It's a blind playthrough. It's kind of the point. Using the tutorial and messages takes away from building muscle memory and personal understanding of the games mechanics. Imo it makes for a better playthrough because it's raw and original
@@calvinmiller1448 That's not what a blind playthrough is dumbass, you use in-game tutorials still you just don't watch any videos or read any guides. When this stream happened neither existed because it was brand new. Nice effort but major L.
@@calvinmiller1448 he forgot how to do things in the tutorial i dont think thats what he meant
@@calvinmiller1448This has to be rage bait lmfao what the fuck are you talking about? How does ignoring the tutorial messages, of which there are like 10 total in the entire game, make for a better playthrough? MOST INTELLIGENT SOULS PLAYER! People like you give the souls fanbase a horrid name
@@calvinmiller1448worse take I’ve ever seen you’re actually just using buzzwords, “personal understanding of the mechanics” is the definition of words being wind
Jerma exerts the indomitable human spirit when facing a boss
I knew jerma would play for a shit ton when it came out
@@AdamSandlerFan sorry mr adan samdler sir mr fish really should’ve considered that before commenting
@@AdamSandlerFan chill the fuck out
@@cellophaneoxygen Yall the ones responding negatively to an innocuous use of sarcasm. You chill lol
@@mythicaloak8689 your dang right he shouldve!
@@AdamSandlerFan Ok autist
1:01:33 a one guy moment where one guy predicted that jerma wouldn't use stealth, which he unbinds later on. amazing.
4:43:35 best moment
What a GOD of a gamer
inevitable fall joke
Thank you for commenting this LMAO
Pinius Genius
i wish SO BAD i could see the chat when he summoned noble sorceror, it did 9 damage, and then died. chat was probably SCREAMING
It's so bewildering watching Jeremiah make rapid progress on killing tree sentinel right out the gate but give up so quickly so that he can return with worse and worse tactics.
"elden ring is the ocarina of time of this generation"
bro that is exactly what I thought to myself while playing it
and it is not even about mechanics or story, it is literally about replicating the feeling, the vibes, the discoveries, the mystery, the surprises, the fear and horror, the sense of freedom and awe that I thought I would never feel again in my lifetime. I thought those feelings were exclusive to childhood brain. But then this game happened
@@skyricq I was the same for awhile, but I decided to give it another shot recently. I'd suggest the same!
@@skyricq same bruh I'm glad I'm not the only one
@@skyricq isnt that the horse you get super early? U havent even played the game
@@kachow5830 yes..because he lost interest in playing. Sometimes that happens.
@@willevensen7130 literally the first 10 minutes. No excuse. Play the damn game
I’ve rewatched his play through multiple times. Can’t get enough of the enthusiasm. High quality background noise
He goes from "Stealth is actually a really cool mechanic" to "Why is crouching in the game" haha
i love how he predicts the existence of comet azur only 7:20 minutes in
his first reaction to his character is that he hates it simply bc hes a fencer, im fucking crying
I'm so glad Margit is hard and I'm not just bad
I think the general community consensus is that he’s the hardest first boss in their line up to date :-))
margit is made to MAKE you learn how to play the game, with elden rings much more complex movements.
I like how he found a path that completely skips stormveil castle on accident.
8:03:18 i like how he’s irl dodging the attacks
holy SHIT, ballsack500 just flew over my house!!
“This lady appeared and said this game was too hard for me, and then teleported me to a banquet”
Jerma: *picks a battle mage and realises it might be possible to defeat a boss with both a mace and magic 6 hours in* I think we may have a build that can work gentlemen!
His character seriously looks like the male singer from the first guitar hero
>37:18 Character creation ends. Lmao
can't wait for him to discover there's like 5 separate poison swamps
Caelid 🤢
I’m about half way through and I can only name like 2. Where are the others?
*heard thunder*
*immediately runs to the tallest thing he could find to climb while wearing a metal helmet*
big brain
The elder really ring.
This is a tough predicament, I want to go in blind and experience the game for myself, but Im also bored af and really want to watch Jerma play : (
Do yourself a favor and play it yourself. Elden Ring is all about exploration and stumbling upon unique situations
^ im watching this vod up to where im at in the game and just skipping past potential side content i havent done yet
blind is probably best, but ngl I didn't even know the catacombs existed until I saw a bunch of streamers in them. I don't regret getting spoiled on those, as I most likely wouldn't have found them otherwise, or would have missed the early ones. now I'm constantly on the lookout for those statues
@@JiF28 same
How are all of you able to afford PCs that can run this game
7:11:24 this was the one... I still can't believe it...
Man says aloud, "let it be margit the fell" and jerma goes oh yes, the fall omen
1:04:00 for Jermas incredible Doofenshmirtz impression
Thank you so much. I'd wanted to see chat's reaction to that one. I'm so tired of clip channels literally never posting anything in their descriptions.
"I think I despawned everybody" he thought this was a normal game at the start how cute
Holy shit 9 hour elden ring jerma stream I was hoping he would play this I can't wait to get home and watch this
29:11 the singer from guitar hero 3
edit: holy crap he went with it
edit 2: 33:40 he just ended up making Ringo Starr from 1969
Nice
I just spent enough time playing to watch this without spoilers. I like your enthusiasm for games like this.