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the best part about that is that the rennala fight is exactly that, a giant flat empty space with no obstacles, and he malds just as hard if not harder. he truly could not win playing this game lmao
@@scarecrow8515 Jerma is like a cosmic aggregate for unintentional comedy, the whole time he was complaining about Godrick I anticipated the Renalla fight more and more, and when I got there it didn't dissapoint
@@hotelmario99 I forgot when it was first mentioned, but it begins to derail the stream at 1:29:58 EDIT: Original comment at 1:26:17 The whole bit continues for a solid 10 minutes.
5:16:00 Hilarious how Jerma spends way too long cautiously sneaking into a room that doesn't even have enemies in it, but then immediately turns around and carelessly falls off a ledge because he barely looked.
Jerma refusing to dodge to the right on Godricks fire is honestly hilarious, he does it on accident a few times and doesn't get hurt but then he just ignores that and continues going in the middle/to the left.
I noticed that in the first stream, on the first boss he literally only ever dodged away left and then would immediately be killed by what was in their right hand. Every single time. For like two hours.
@@jasonm.2954 I definitely did this for all 2 hours it took me to fight Margit and didn't even realize how dumb it was until reading this comment. I was terrified of his golden weapon attacks and I guess my reptile brain thought rolling towards the other hand would be safer.
I like that Jerma and his chat are both equally incompetent, like, Jerma will fail at doing something and his chat will give him the wrong reason for why it went wrong
The second he notices his souls are gone a screen comes up literally talking about losing souls forever and right when he's yelling about the sorcerer not being there he's there. The cosmic comedic timing of jerma is something to behold
* 24:50 Favorite Sonic character? 29:16 Where were we? * 37:26 Look, I'm a battle mage 40:08 Sneak attack * 1:12:24 Tentacle ambush 1:14:10 "There's always a guy sitting down somewhere!" 1:21:11 Consulting with the Boys 1:26:17 Completely normal bar conversation * 1:30:28 Attempts at communication 1:36:05 Alien transmission 2:34:04 Death stare + controller's fault 3:26:32 Voice commands? 3:48:24 The final showdown 3:50:14 What DID that say, Jeremy? 4:36:38 -7k runes? It's Rogier's fault 4:38:33 Rogier discovered * 5:01:40 He's right behind me, isn't he? 5:05:09 Giant enemy... turtle? 5:16:36 Fall damage puzzle (solved after 3 full minutes) 5:25:16 Another fall damage incident 5:31:20 A clever trap, surely it will work 5:42:22 Treasure time! No. Gas. 5:47:14 Avoiding the bug guy 6:57:41 Beatbox 6:59:50 It's the character's fault 7:51:56 Heh, it doesn't even come up here! + Gamer demon 7:56:55 Intense fight 7:58:28 Yes, you do stop. (* = iconic)
I have literally never pressed crouch on accident when just moving around in 100 hours, the fact that he’s physically incapable of not pushing it in when he starts panicking is hilarious
@@jovon6791 Some of those L3 and R3s can get worn down that it's so easy to press them unintentionally. Knowing Jerma, he's probably using the same controller for 5 years straight
I swear Jerma is always scanning rooms in the worst ways possible. He will examine in detail every empty corners, but will always find a way to leave a certain angle he will not ever scan. Even on repeated visits of a room, after chat prompted him to check this very room for things he missed... Love this guy but sometimes, oh boy...
I find it what makes me come back to Jerma is that it's not as much games as the personality. I couldn't care less about the game, jerma just finds a way to make it fun he has a really unique ability.
Jerma is literally the reason half of my Steam games are from his streams. He plays the game so bad that I want to play it for him. Literally have the Stardew Valley, Monster Rancher 2 DX, Outer Wilds, and Leafblower Simulator
Is that what he's doing when he just stands still? I thought he may have had a weird screen placement and had chat on his main screen because he always just stands still looking at nothing, also he did this for Roderika in the shack in the first stream, no idea why he didn't think to go into the shack right by the grace
1:18:17 the gatekeeper steals some of your souls each time you die in Stormveil until he's dead or you beat Godwyn. The Gatekeeper is the one who closes the door behind you in the dark room too.
Jerma doing a full magic build would be an incredible mix of his freakouts and cocky posturing for actually dealing damage, I need a second playthrough already
The bar part was my favorite lmao, i love seeing jerma try so hard to impress people who've never heard of him only for him to be ignored by the entire bar
Jerma pivoting from a sorcery build, which is arguably the easiest way to play the game claiming it "falls off later" which it doesn't, to using claws, which is arguably the worst weapon he could use this early in the game, is a hilariously Jerma moment even if it's just for this one stream
@@cleverusername6550 Nah, claws aren't that bad. I made this comment before I realized just how OP bleed can be in Elden Ring. Jerma just gave off the wrong impression since he plays very defensively and barely ever procs bleed with them when he uses them. If we're going off base damage, yeah they're shit, but if used correctly they can melt through bosses with the bleed.
@@Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen Raw damage is a noob trap. I recently "downgraded" my weapon, lost around 60 damage numerically, but the new weapon is very good at applying Frost, so enemies get their health chunked and then take 20% more damage from _everything._ My overall combat power is much higher now.
@@BlimberryBoi yeah took me at least 35 and it was only because I seen Iron pineapples tips video. But I wasn't really having trouble not being able to swing both sides anyways.
@@user-ef6gv4wv1l its y button for me i remapped the controls and use an xbox360 controller the greatest controller ever conceived by mankind. also iv used the horse like twice to jump in those tornados other then that i like walking.
@18:46 Puts a marker on himself to remember Rogier’s location, unbeknownst to Jerma, they disappear once you touch them. Jerma is… the streamer of all time.
3:48:05 temporarily overwhelmed with the video game, Jerma loses control of his shapeshifting abilities and reveals his lizard tongue for several seconds. Theories?
Me watching this wayyy after everyone’s already beaten elden ring including me and just seeing him be excited to open the stonesword key at the beginning and knowing it’s awful
@@matt0_ohim not checking rooms or circling around a castle is what got me. Like can you please just check the room to the right please. Im sure chat is helping just ask them. Chat may be deranged but goddamn I just get anxiety when he’s right next to a bonfire and doesnt see it
@@frostyelwood9898 I think Jerma is far more interesting that way. Not listening to chat's advice really enhances the experience. The best playthroughs have a no backseat rule.
@@ETBrooD in some other playthroughs its good that he doesnt listen to chat and sometimes i even get annoyed when chat spams stuff but for RE8 i had anxiety when he didnt check a room because i like it when the whole map is blue. Its simply a collection thing but this is the only game where i got annoyed at him for missing rooms especially when they had things in them that would help him. All other games he probably shouldnt listen to chat unless he absolutely needs help
the whole part from 4:33:49 to 4:39:00 where Jerma runs around looking for Rogier, trying to spend his 7k runes on his sorceries is pure gold. i was dying over here from different emotions lol
at least 200% of the boss attacks in this game are unnecessarily delayed and it gets every single person i've seen play and talk about their first time with this game because it's just bad boss design lol
@@octaviaperfect6156its a new mechanic to learn and makes old Dark Souls players think more. Its not bad boss design you just have to understand when to delay your rolls. Imagine coming from Dark Souls and being able to dodge quickly and calculate dodges before they even happen. Now imagine coming to Elden Ring after doing that and having to learn a new mechanic. Its not bad it just makes you think and it baits peoples rolls which is probably the point.
@@chrystales6169 calling delayed attacks "slower" is effectively equivalent to saying the boss's 2nd attack is "slower" than its 1st attack because it came out later. nothing reasonable about that.
@@octaviaperfect6156 It's literally slower. If someone were to perfectly memorize all of DS' and all of ER's attack timings, they'd say ER's is overall slower, because there's more time to react from the start of the animation to when it hits. That's slower. All delayed attacks do is catch you off-guard a few times, but by then there's no reason to wise up to it and have an easier time because the attacks are slower, more obviously choreographed and easier to react to. It's not the game's fault if your brain is hard-wired to go at one speed and never change.
He did a few streams of a magic build 2nd playthrough after he beat DS3 the first time. I really hope he does something similar too. He will absolutely miss content in this game and he can do things in a totally different order to keep it fresh. The game has such an insanely high replability value.
I am just angry at seeing him just spamming magic attack to enemies that I had a hard time learning their movements and attack, when to parry/dodge, dying ñike 5-7 times until finally learn how to easily kill them. Then seeing jerma just killing those same enemies with magic from 6 meters away. Got me a bit angry lol
Jerma unbinding crouch from the controller is a direct call-back to Sekiro, in which he _also_ unbound his crouch button because he can't stop death-gripping his controller at all times with his uncontrollable muscle-spasms, like a geriatric lunatic. His crouch problems are absolutely a _him_ problem, not a game problem. People with normal hands and normal motor skills don't have this problem. It's just him.
I had the same problem but I just switched Crouch with Shield and then mapped left stick to the little button on bottom of the controller. Since it's not a toggle but a hold, accidentally clicking the stick for half a second will never really throw you off, it at worst gives a free shield.
it is insane that despite being way underlevelled and having a barely upgraded weapon he still forces himself to smash his head into a brick wall instead of exploring elsewhere.
He’s not even underleveled he just never levels vigor so everything one shots him. It’s insane that he’s apparently a souls veteran yet took literally dozens of hours to get his hp up
Jerma is the guy to use ranged magic reliably against enemies then for some reason go into melee and try to use melee spells that take 15 minutes to charge up
24:51 “who’s my favorite sonic character?” 29:27 “huh? What? Where were we?” 39:07 actually scared me 59:11 pickled clothing tik tok trend 1:12:35 tentacle 🐙 1:14:20 dragged back to pain 1:26:17 beginning of bar moments 1:40:50 psycho 3:43:28 aeugh😵😛 3:45:08 you’d try to WHAT? 3:49:03 polarity of soulsborne games 4:08:56 astute observation😆 5:05:13 turtle (crab) 5:51:08 turtle (poison sac) 6:26:10 psycho incites bloody skirmishes (one of the coolest moments to witness for the first time) 6:57:02 “Am I safe here?” 7:02:30 Jerma’s 50 Yard Sprint 8:04:25 Elden Ring rating so far (his delivery of the score is really badass here to me) 8:10:30 Jerma’s Thoughts on Frozen Pizza 🍕
That was literally day one and jerma was playing without any knowledge of even how big the in game world is. You do a day one build in a game you don't know anything about apart from the most basic mechanics, and we'll see how good is it lmao
@@anderoo9260 Plenty of people can and do come up with better day 1 builds lol, it's called paying attention to the stats instead of chat... But no one really cares, it's just a funny observation. "look how hard the streamer is making things on themselves, what a silly guy". Relax.
Glintstone pebble was the most efficient spell in the game for a while though. It was better to spam pebble than it was to use comet until they rebalanced the spells.
It’s hilarious how instantly jerma went insane when someone gave him the totally unreasonable advice to not squeeze and potentially break his controller
At around 4:30:00 Jerma walks mere feet away from Sorcerer Rogier, the person he is looking for MULTIPLE TIMES and it is hurting my soul Edit: he found him, I can rest now.
46:57 "were gonna cheese him" Proceeds to not attempt to backstab on his loop route, gets his ass handed to him, doesnt bother meleeing, Dies in the worst possible place to recover from. I audibly screamed "HOW?" at my monitor.
Jerma's utter refusal to recognize his own patterns of failure is both entertaining and infuriating. He will get hit by the same attack every time because he uses the same, incorrect way to dodge it, never tries anything different, and then complains about it. Marvelous.
I'm way late to this, but it gets way more impressive, and in my opinion way funnier, when you realize he spent hours on godrick with a 5% health debuff from Fia; I didn't even notice until afterwards seeing he had the item looking through his inventory. Curious to see how long before someone tells him, and if he ever realizes how much he did at the disadvantage :)
Those dungeons can be devious, though! Even the one at the end of this stream has so many different little pathways and secrets - let alone something like those catacombs at the Mountaintop of the Giants, the layout of which bends space and time. Plus there are some late-game dungeons with fun little puzzles. Obviously, the legacy dungeons are the best part of the game. But I totally understand why the lesser dungeons are compelling.
No one telling jerma that when he does his windy attack, he could just run close after the AOE and avoid the homing missiles all together is a testimate to the sadistic nature of his viewers
What is it with all the people tunnel visioning and going for Margit/Godrick before exploring this games enormous world, there is like 20+ way easier bosses in the open world that Jerma could have been doing, but instead he chooses to bang his head against a wall for an hour lol, although to be fair to him he did break that wall
its really fuckin easy to say "why didnt he just do this" when you know everything in the game, and he doesn't. He's progressing fine, he's done some exploration. You're nitpicking like 15 hours of gameplay. He did it for the challenge, as he said many times in the video, when he knows he could go do other stuff. Maybe people go to the first critical boss because the game literally tells you "FOLLOW THIS BIG LIGHT DUMBO" 🥴
@@iDraxxi nobody knows everything in the game because it just came out. what is this blindly defending your favourite streamer? He did extremely well given the circumstances but youre admitting that people largely do what theyre told in games and then complain about it. its really fuckin easy to drop your fuckin ego and stop trying to persevere through unnecessary difficulty just because you might think if you leave the youre "not good enough"
Y'all overthinking it. This is just what happens in soulsborne games, you slip into that mind set of 'Just one more try' because for one you get invested in overcoming the difficulty, and two the sunk cost sinks in, amd coming away from the boss feels like a waste. Feels easier to persist and struggle than pull back amd restart.
@@iDraxxi the game also teaches you that it’s ok to explore and try again later by putting a horse boss outside spawn before even getting a horse urself
Every time he say _"BOYS"_ it reminds me of Shane Medej of Former _"Buzzfeed's Unsolved"_ I almost want Jerma just to say _"THE BOYS ARE HERE!"_ like Shane does as his unofficial catchphrase.
So, I watch these while working, and I always find it funny how whenever I look back at my screen every couple minutes or so, Jerma is always frantically dodging/running away from some giant enemy and barely escaping by the skin of his teeth
It's hard to believe if it weren't for chat Jerma would have fought all the way through Stormville, including the troll, only to walk within like 20 meters of the grace and then turn around and go somewhere else.
6:24:44 "Look at that weirdo. What a weirdo! That's a weirdo, okay?" I feel like the crow person is saying the same thing about Jerma's character's Mac Tonight-lookin' ass. 6:36:00 "Put your shield down, coward." Says the man spamming magic from a safe spot.
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5:46 Elden Ring
4:03:10 1st Brb Ends
6:52:12 2nd Brb Ends
1:30:45 Thumbnail
certified Gob moment
I forgive you.
Looks like 480p at the highest image resolution
@@armandoguerra7658 gonna cry?
6:54:09 I forgive your bitching after this scene
jerma continuing to use an almost completely useless summon just so he can say "BRING ON THE BOYS" gets me every time
Distracting the enemy is anything but useless. It buys you multiple heavy attacks and staggers if you play your cards right.
@@MochaRitz jerma never plays his cards right.
I wish he used the Better Boys (godrick soldiers) or found The Goons (demihuman squad)
They're okay if you get lucky and the torch guys get their spam attack off
@@MochaRitz they die in one aoe lol
Him aimlessly poking an egg only to turn around and realize that a full fucking dragon is right behind him is pure jerma
5:01:43
Those things are EGGS!?!?
I love that Jerma wants bossfights to take place on flat, featureless planes
the best part about that is that the rennala fight is exactly that, a giant flat empty space with no obstacles, and he malds just as hard if not harder. he truly could not win playing this game lmao
@@scarecrow8515 Jerma is like a cosmic aggregate for unintentional comedy, the whole time he was complaining about Godrick I anticipated the Renalla fight more and more, and when I got there it didn't dissapoint
Fox, no items, final destination.
same
Marvel VFX battle areas ONLY.
3:50:13 dude said "remembrance of garfield" and didn't even question himself lmfao
Didn't you know, Jon Arbuckle is one of his secret identity.
Who do you think was the first to be grafted?
lasagna
Jerma canonically cannot read
Is that the origin of that Garfield the Grafted fanart?
That someone heard Jerma call Godrick Garfield and drew that based on it???
The bar guy should get a nomination for Best One-Guy Moment.
I'm almost certain he will because that was really cool and ate up a good chunk of time
timestamp for this?
@@hotelmario99 I forgot when it was first mentioned, but it begins to derail the stream at 1:29:58
EDIT: Original comment at 1:26:17
The whole bit continues for a solid 10 minutes.
@@Psyrus88 lmao i agree what a perfect moment
no supermonkey ball tutorial guy is better
5:16:00 Hilarious how Jerma spends way too long cautiously sneaking into a room that doesn't even have enemies in it,
but then immediately turns around and carelessly falls off a ledge because he barely looked.
Jerma refusing to dodge to the right on Godricks fire is honestly hilarious, he does it on accident a few times and doesn't get hurt but then he just ignores that and continues going in the middle/to the left.
my favorite part is him leaning on bleed for the first phase than utterly ignoring it for the second
I noticed that in the first stream, on the first boss he literally only ever dodged away left and then would immediately be killed by what was in their right hand. Every single time. For like two hours.
I died to margit for 6 hours straight but killed godrick first try
@@CriticalCrazy Almost same, but a couple attempts to not get burnt by Goddy. Definitely a way, way easier boss.
@@jasonm.2954 I definitely did this for all 2 hours it took me to fight Margit and didn't even realize how dumb it was until reading this comment. I was terrified of his golden weapon attacks and I guess my reptile brain thought rolling towards the other hand would be safer.
I like that Jerma and his chat are both equally incompetent, like, Jerma will fail at doing something and his chat will give him the wrong reason for why it went wrong
I tried to brush his doorknob off my screen like a crumb 14 times
xD Now I see it too xD
The second he notices his souls are gone a screen comes up literally talking about losing souls forever and right when he's yelling about the sorcerer not being there he's there. The cosmic comedic timing of jerma is something to behold
* 24:50 Favorite Sonic character?
29:16 Where were we?
* 37:26 Look, I'm a battle mage
40:08 Sneak attack
* 1:12:24 Tentacle ambush
1:14:10 "There's always a guy sitting down somewhere!"
1:21:11 Consulting with the Boys
1:26:17 Completely normal bar conversation
* 1:30:28 Attempts at communication
1:36:05 Alien transmission
2:34:04 Death stare + controller's fault
3:26:32 Voice commands?
3:48:24 The final showdown
3:50:14 What DID that say, Jeremy?
4:36:38 -7k runes? It's Rogier's fault
4:38:33 Rogier discovered
* 5:01:40 He's right behind me, isn't he?
5:05:09 Giant enemy... turtle?
5:16:36 Fall damage puzzle (solved after 3 full minutes)
5:25:16 Another fall damage incident
5:31:20 A clever trap, surely it will work
5:42:22 Treasure time! No. Gas.
5:47:14 Avoiding the bug guy
6:57:41 Beatbox
6:59:50 It's the character's fault
7:51:56 Heh, it doesn't even come up here! + Gamer demon
7:56:55 Intense fight
7:58:28 Yes, you do stop.
(* = iconic)
BONUS: 7:27:52 Elden Party developed by Fromtendo
I have literally never pressed crouch on accident when just moving around in 100 hours, the fact that he’s physically incapable of not pushing it in when he starts panicking is hilarious
I press it in all the Time lmao
@@deepspacedruid7673 Relax bro, if the game has you so stressed you literally can’t gorilla grip the controller it isn’t for you💀
@@jovon6791 nah Pressing in the stick just sucks, and it's even worse for targeting
@@jovon6791 Some of those L3 and R3s can get worn down that it's so easy to press them unintentionally. Knowing Jerma, he's probably using the same controller for 5 years straight
@@JoNarDLoLzTrue
I swear Jerma is always scanning rooms in the worst ways possible. He will examine in detail every empty corners, but will always find a way to leave a certain angle he will not ever scan. Even on repeated visits of a room, after chat prompted him to check this very room for things he missed...
Love this guy but sometimes, oh boy...
I find it what makes me come back to Jerma is that it's not as much games as the personality. I couldn't care less about the game, jerma just finds a way to make it fun he has a really unique ability.
Streamers like to do this thing where they spin the camera and walk in a circle in just the right way to leave one corner of the room unseen
Jerma is literally the reason half of my Steam games are from his streams. He plays the game so bad that I want to play it for him. Literally have the Stardew Valley, Monster Rancher 2 DX, Outer Wilds, and Leafblower Simulator
@@JoNarDLoLz lmao
Is that what he's doing when he just stands still? I thought he may have had a weird screen placement and had chat on his main screen because he always just stands still looking at nothing, also he did this for Roderika in the shack in the first stream, no idea why he didn't think to go into the shack right by the grace
Godrick fight is the senile arc, jerma can’t keep track of his surroundings
1:18:17 the gatekeeper steals some of your souls each time you die in Stormveil until he's dead or you beat Godwyn. The Gatekeeper is the one who closes the door behind you in the dark room too.
Huh, i thought it was someone else. I killed him right after that little door trick
Wait is that the guy who tells you to take his shortcut instead of the gate?
@@Melvin_RongDong Yeah.
I thought we were bros...
He forgot about that guy the second he took his eyes off him
I love jerma's death grip on his controller so that he is constantly pressing the left stick in
It goes it goes it goes it goes...
@@imjonathan6745 meat grinder yuh >:)
@@dewnsie even the profile pic to match
Jerma doing a full magic build would be an incredible mix of his freakouts and cocky posturing for actually dealing damage, I need a second playthrough already
7:18:39 *whiffs two charged heavys*
"I don't even know if this hurts him"
certified jermoment
The bar part was my favorite lmao, i love seeing jerma try so hard to impress people who've never heard of him only for him to be ignored by the entire bar
Jerma repeatedly walking past the spot where the sorcerer is while screaming about not being able to find him made me scream
No but literally
Jerma pivoting from a sorcery build, which is arguably the easiest way to play the game claiming it "falls off later" which it doesn't, to using claws, which is arguably the worst weapon he could use this early in the game, is a hilariously Jerma moment even if it's just for this one stream
Are the claws really that bad early game? On my dual wielding build I used the claws and beat Godrick with claws.
@@cleverusername6550 Nah, claws aren't that bad. I made this comment before I realized just how OP bleed can be in Elden Ring. Jerma just gave off the wrong impression since he plays very defensively and barely ever procs bleed with them when he uses them. If we're going off base damage, yeah they're shit, but if used correctly they can melt through bosses with the bleed.
@@Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen Raw damage is a noob trap. I recently "downgraded" my weapon, lost around 60 damage numerically, but the new weapon is very good at applying Frost, so enemies get their health chunked and then take 20% more damage from _everything._ My overall combat power is much higher now.
Ahh brings me back to his dark souls days of using the worst weapons that he thought were brilliant but cause they felt good to use.
To be fair, this was literally the release date when he played it.
Welcome to another episode of when will jerma learn he can swing his sword on both sides of the horse
or when will he learn he cant shoot behind his horse and wastes like 5 spells at a time
i just figured this out today and im at 25 hours
@@BlimberryBoi hey man you should try out some of the controls. if you press X you can jump!
@@BlimberryBoi yeah took me at least 35 and it was only because I seen Iron pineapples tips video. But I wasn't really having trouble not being able to swing both sides anyways.
@@user-ef6gv4wv1l its y button for me i remapped the controls and use an xbox360 controller the greatest controller ever conceived by mankind. also iv used the horse like twice to jump in those tornados other then that i like walking.
@18:46 Puts a marker on himself to remember Rogier’s location, unbeknownst to Jerma, they disappear once you touch them. Jerma is… the streamer of all time.
Jerma actually a maniac with how firmly he grips his controller
3:48:05 temporarily overwhelmed with the video game, Jerma loses control of his shapeshifting abilities and reveals his lizard tongue for several seconds. Theories?
erm maybe hes a lizard
I fucking knew it
its insane to me he's been so dedicated to this game so far; glad hes having fun :)
i love when he has fun :)
ok weirdos
@@zolo4600 no life nerd pepega
@@zolo4600 Your adopted
his adopted what?
I love the fact that Bowler Hat Guy is just running around this universe and slaying demons.
Me watching this wayyy after everyone’s already beaten elden ring including me and just seeing him be excited to open the stonesword key at the beginning and knowing it’s awful
it's funny to see how comedically psychotic his problem solving can be sometimes, especially when you've done it already and know what hes doing wrong
@@matt0_o right
@@matt0_ohim not checking rooms or circling around a castle is what got me. Like can you please just check the room to the right please. Im sure chat is helping just ask them. Chat may be deranged but goddamn I just get anxiety when he’s right next to a bonfire and doesnt see it
@@frostyelwood9898 I think Jerma is far more interesting that way. Not listening to chat's advice really enhances the experience. The best playthroughs have a no backseat rule.
@@ETBrooD in some other playthroughs its good that he doesnt listen to chat and sometimes i even get annoyed when chat spams stuff but for RE8 i had anxiety when he didnt check a room because i like it when the whole map is blue. Its simply a collection thing but this is the only game where i got annoyed at him for missing rooms especially when they had things in them that would help him. All other games he probably shouldnt listen to chat unless he absolutely needs help
the whole part from 4:33:49 to 4:39:00 where Jerma runs around looking for Rogier, trying to spend his 7k runes on his sorceries is pure gold. i was dying over here from different emotions lol
same lol
Rewatching a year later watching him finally turn and see rogier is still funny as hell
Jerma falling for every.single.delayed attack is so funny to me lmao, his timing is always half a second off.
at least 200% of the boss attacks in this game are unnecessarily delayed and it gets every single person i've seen play and talk about their first time with this game because it's just bad boss design lol
@@octaviaperfect6156its a new mechanic to learn and makes old Dark Souls players think more. Its not bad boss design you just have to understand when to delay your rolls. Imagine coming from Dark Souls and being able to dodge quickly and calculate dodges before they even happen. Now imagine coming to Elden Ring after doing that and having to learn a new mechanic. Its not bad it just makes you think and it baits peoples rolls which is probably the point.
@@octaviaperfect6156 Then just adapt? You just objectively suck if you get hit by slower, EASIER attacks lmao.
@@chrystales6169 calling delayed attacks "slower" is effectively equivalent to saying the boss's 2nd attack is "slower" than its 1st attack because it came out later. nothing reasonable about that.
@@octaviaperfect6156 It's literally slower. If someone were to perfectly memorize all of DS' and all of ER's attack timings, they'd say ER's is overall slower, because there's more time to react from the start of the animation to when it hits. That's slower.
All delayed attacks do is catch you off-guard a few times, but by then there's no reason to wise up to it and have an easier time because the attacks are slower, more obviously choreographed and easier to react to. It's not the game's fault if your brain is hard-wired to go at one speed and never change.
Jerma is the only streamer I think is entertaining enough to actually sit down and watch an 8 hour VOD of
7:02:35 is such a quintessential Jerma moment
like wathcing someone prepare for a marathon and then eat shit on the first step
I like the idea that jerma and his boys are just a bunch of thieves running around the lands between
thats my headcannon
49:38 Jerma is one of the only people I've seen that has noticed Gostoc stealing their runes when they die.
This comment taught me this was the case…I don’t think I ever noticed
When Jeremy finished his first play through, I would absolutely watch another with a different build.
He did a few streams of a magic build 2nd playthrough after he beat DS3 the first time. I really hope he does something similar too. He will absolutely miss content in this game and he can do things in a totally different order to keep it fresh. The game has such an insanely high replability value.
I am just angry at seeing him just spamming magic attack to enemies that I had a hard time learning their movements and attack, when to parry/dodge, dying ñike 5-7 times until finally learn how to easily kill them. Then seeing jerma just killing those same enemies with magic from 6 meters away. Got me a bit angry lol
@@MrCris2021 switch to magic lol
@@Lean_Green_Bean Quit playing the game on easy mode
@@Mikeystonet tf you on about?
4:52:45 Jerma stops being railroad Andy and actually starts exploring the game
5:01:42 this fight had so many good moments
5:05:12 turtle
5:08:22 the dragon despawns
Gotta love how he keeps leaning back in his chair while dodging.
Jerma unbinding crouch from the controller is a direct call-back to Sekiro, in which he _also_ unbound his crouch button because he can't stop death-gripping his controller at all times with his uncontrollable muscle-spasms, like a geriatric lunatic. His crouch problems are absolutely a _him_ problem, not a game problem. People with normal hands and normal motor skills don't have this problem. It's just him.
He is blessed with 'Hands 2' the sequel to hands
It happens with every souls game there's always something with the control scheme he can't handle lol
Pretty much lol, I have never accidentally crouched
Everyone knows this he's a PSYCHO
I had the same problem but I just switched Crouch with Shield and then mapped left stick to the little button on bottom of the controller. Since it's not a toggle but a hold, accidentally clicking the stick for half a second will never really throw you off, it at worst gives a free shield.
3:50:15
Jerma either literally can’t read or he has truly mastered the art of throwing a joke at us when I’m not ready
Fell asleep watching this stream and woke up to jerma going insane at Godrick, it was certainly an expierence
it is insane that despite being way underlevelled and having a barely upgraded weapon he still forces himself to smash his head into a brick wall instead of exploring elsewhere.
He’s not even underleveled he just never levels vigor so everything one shots him. It’s insane that he’s apparently a souls veteran yet took literally dozens of hours to get his hp up
This is one of those DS1 fanatics that took 600 hours to discover the jump attack.
Jerma complaining about the sword being a "thrust weapon" while doing way better with it than any previous weapon is fucking hilarious
Jerma is the guy to use ranged magic reliably against enemies then for some reason go into melee and try to use melee spells that take 15 minutes to charge up
godrick’s mid-fight cutscene where he’s screaming is just jerma
I love hearing his excuse each time he dies to Godrick
Every time he summons I get an inescapable urge to like and subscribe.
this man loves dodging towards where the sword is going to be
24:51 “who’s my favorite sonic character?”
29:27 “huh? What? Where were we?”
39:07 actually scared me
59:11 pickled clothing tik tok trend
1:12:35 tentacle 🐙
1:14:20 dragged back to pain
1:26:17 beginning of bar moments
1:40:50 psycho
3:43:28 aeugh😵😛
3:45:08 you’d try to WHAT?
3:49:03 polarity of soulsborne games
4:08:56 astute observation😆
5:05:13 turtle (crab)
5:51:08 turtle (poison sac)
6:26:10 psycho incites bloody skirmishes (one of the coolest moments to witness for the first time)
6:57:02 “Am I safe here?”
7:02:30 Jerma’s 50 Yard Sprint
8:04:25 Elden Ring rating so far (his delivery of the score is really badass here to me)
8:10:30 Jerma’s Thoughts on Frozen Pizza 🍕
The editors need these time stamps mixed in with the normal brb screens
3:39:35 jerma rolls away twice directly into the flame thrower attack.. "he had to use the one move that would hit me the instant I get up"
at 3:17:32 somebody said BLJ on the stream and i laughed my fucking ass off for like 5 minutes
>Pretend to be stuck in the TV
I am fucking dying. That's such a perfect example of a perfect one guy moment usurping a one guy moment.
Jerma agreeing that Godrick is a two pump chump: 2:13:54
his willingness to sell off a unique boss weapon for the amount of runes you get for killing like 3 basic goons breaks my brain
godrick stuff is bad though and doesnt fit what he's going for, 20k souls is also nothing to scoff at.
@@IzDube He's talking about the axe he got from the tree sentinal. He sold it for 100 runes.
So what if hes not going to use it let him sell it, what's he gonna do mount it on a wall
1:46:05 "Where's this bonfire?" It's literally on screen, and doesn't see it cos he looks at chat, hilarious lmao
-No shield
-tiny useless weapons
- inability to dodge
-using the worst spell in the game
-the boys
Ah yes, the jerma special build
That was literally day one and jerma was playing without any knowledge of even how big the in game world is. You do a day one build in a game you don't know anything about apart from the most basic mechanics, and we'll see how good is it lmao
@@anderoo9260 Plenty of people can and do come up with better day 1 builds lol, it's called paying attention to the stats instead of chat...
But no one really cares, it's just a funny observation. "look how hard the streamer is making things on themselves, what a silly guy". Relax.
Glintstone pebble was the most efficient spell in the game for a while though. It was better to spam pebble than it was to use comet until they rebalanced the spells.
boss health bar 0, bar disappears, boss explodes with boss death animation and disappears: "did i beat him!?!?!?!?" love jerma
whenever i'm listening a jerma vod on youtube and an ad comes on i always think he's playing some joke
It’s hilarious how instantly jerma went insane when someone gave him the totally unreasonable advice to not squeeze and potentially break his controller
At around 4:30:00 Jerma walks mere feet away from Sorcerer Rogier, the person he is looking for MULTIPLE TIMES and it is hurting my soul
Edit: he found him, I can rest now.
46:57 "were gonna cheese him"
Proceeds to not attempt to backstab on his loop route, gets his ass handed to him, doesnt bother meleeing, Dies in the worst possible place to recover from.
I audibly screamed "HOW?" at my monitor.
Jerma's utter refusal to recognize his own patterns of failure is both entertaining and infuriating. He will get hit by the same attack every time because he uses the same, incorrect way to dodge it, never tries anything different, and then complains about it. Marvelous.
that's the only way to play the game
That double whammy of losing 20K runes and then right after finding the guy you were holding onto the runes for.
I can’t unsee jerma trying to dodge everything now😂
watching this in 2x speed is twice as entertaining
Or twice as nerve wracking
4:37:07 FINALLY a streamer feels pain for not getting their runes... I swear none of them even realize getting them back is a mechanic
4:38:40 almost cried when he finally realized that he ran past the sorceror like 4 times
These Elden Ring streams have been my one true source of dopamine.
I'm new to his channel, wanted to watch someone who is not a tryhard no summons guy and he seems pretty chill and I really like his humor.
Subbed.
I am legitimately proud of Jerma for that Godrick fight
After a certain point it felt like watching a DS1 broken sword run.
I'm way late to this, but it gets way more impressive, and in my opinion way funnier, when you realize he spent hours on godrick with a 5% health debuff from Fia; I didn't even notice until afterwards seeing he had the item looking through his inventory.
Curious to see how long before someone tells him, and if he ever realizes how much he did at the disadvantage :)
@@acekabogen him playing so passive with the hookclaws and then magically expecting bleed to proc is so funny to meq
WERE YOU HERE? WERE YOU IN THE RUM? WERE YOU IN THE FUCKING RUM?
I wonder how long it will take him to realize that he has an hp debuff from hugging the girl
5:34:50 It's hilarious that Jerma's favorite part of Elden Ring are the copy-pasted dungeons with 8-9 hit bosses at the end.
Those dungeons can be devious, though! Even the one at the end of this stream has so many different little pathways and secrets - let alone something like those catacombs at the Mountaintop of the Giants, the layout of which bends space and time. Plus there are some late-game dungeons with fun little puzzles.
Obviously, the legacy dungeons are the best part of the game. But I totally understand why the lesser dungeons are compelling.
Watching Jeremy unbind crouch makes me feel physically ill not gonna lie
cant believe he almost said two pump chump
Jerma makes goldfish look like they have photographic memory in comparison
terrible memory but has a perfectly photographed map of his rune count at all times. someone needs to study his brain
Him walking past the map stele in Calid made me scream
I've never seen someone struggle so much with Godrick. He's an incredible actor, to stay in role for so long.
No one telling jerma that when he does his windy attack, he could just run close after the AOE and avoid the homing missiles all together is a testimate to the sadistic nature of his viewers
24:50 - favorite sonic character
29:26 - absolutely baffled
1:12:34 - drape jumpscare
1:14:16 - what even is this
I wonder when he'll realize he has to level up his health first before focusing on damage or endurance
He has such a tiny stump of health and he even took the "More Max Health" Talisman, so he technically has even less o.o
@@TheZWolf it gives 6%...
No he doesn't you casul
What is it with all the people tunnel visioning and going for Margit/Godrick before exploring this games enormous world, there is like 20+ way easier bosses in the open world that Jerma could have been doing, but instead he chooses to bang his head against a wall for an hour lol, although to be fair to him he did break that wall
its really fuckin easy to say "why didnt he just do this" when you know everything in the game, and he doesn't. He's progressing fine, he's done some exploration. You're nitpicking like 15 hours of gameplay. He did it for the challenge, as he said many times in the video, when he knows he could go do other stuff. Maybe people go to the first critical boss because the game literally tells you "FOLLOW THIS BIG LIGHT DUMBO" 🥴
@@iDraxxi nobody knows everything in the game because it just came out. what is this blindly defending your favourite streamer? He did extremely well given the circumstances but youre admitting that people largely do what theyre told in games and then complain about it.
its really fuckin easy to drop your fuckin ego and stop trying to persevere through unnecessary difficulty just because you might think if you leave the youre "not good enough"
Y'all overthinking it. This is just what happens in soulsborne games, you slip into that mind set of 'Just one more try' because for one you get invested in overcoming the difficulty, and two the sunk cost sinks in, amd coming away from the boss feels like a waste. Feels easier to persist and struggle than pull back amd restart.
@@iDraxxi the game also teaches you that it’s ok to explore and try again later by putting a horse boss outside spawn before even getting a horse urself
Because that's where the guidance of grace points you...
29:00 oh god,most memeable moment if there was one
"Filthy Tarnished!!! Dost thou even lift?!!"
If anyone wants a summary of Jerma's performance in elden ring 2:34:08 sums it up well
7:52:56 You can hear his gf laugh in the background, he stops his imitation for half a second when he hears her :')
He has a gf? 😤
@@imjonathan6745 LMAO, you sound mad this nearly 40 y/o man might be in a relationship??
@@oliverfulayter5515 we need all that jermussy to ourselves
are you stalking jerma’s gf? you seem like the type. you seem like the type to track and follow a 40 year old man’s girlfriend
@@embodimentofgreatness5514 who are you talking to lmfao
3:25 I exclusively play this game high
this guy's gonna be so happy when he finds the sorcery vendor in [REDACTED].
Every time he say _"BOYS"_ it reminds me of Shane Medej of Former _"Buzzfeed's Unsolved"_
I almost want Jerma just to say _"THE BOYS ARE HERE!"_ like Shane does as his unofficial catchphrase.
Very big fan of Jerma straight up not noticing the two fingers until Enia pointed them out
Him getting mad at the gravestones is so weird, theyre only on like 40% of the map, Hes choosing to fight inside of them.
ikr I did this fight today and never once got stuck on or hit a gravestone
It's almost like good positioning is part of fighting a boss or something
@@Reac2 nah. just keep rolling in w/e direction. Surely nothing will stop you Clueless
@@MochaRitz You know he literally says multiple times that the game is fine, he just gets frustrated, right?
@@MochaRitz you're not supposed to take jerma seriously. He's just a funny little fellow, he has jesters privilege
I am reminded how, at launch, pretty much no Elden Ring streamer understood they could jump to avoid the ground quake AOE.
5:07:30
amazing timing of the new area name popping up
So, I watch these while working, and I always find it funny how whenever I look back at my screen every couple minutes or so, Jerma is always frantically dodging/running away from some giant enemy and barely escaping by the skin of his teeth
It's hard to believe if it weren't for chat Jerma would have fought all the way through Stormville, including the troll, only to walk within like 20 meters of the grace and then turn around and go somewhere else.
6:24:44 "Look at that weirdo. What a weirdo! That's a weirdo, okay?"
I feel like the crow person is saying the same thing about Jerma's character's Mac Tonight-lookin' ass.
6:36:00 "Put your shield down, coward."
Says the man spamming magic from a safe spot.
🤓 "😎"
jerma only understands magic in the context of cheese
His persistence is nothing but admirable.
his radio voice is legit amazing