I love how after raging at ornstien and smough for ages and being on the brink of quitting, but AS SOON as he makes a gambling analogy his mood goes all the way back and he instantly wins like a vegas powered superhero
I didn't realize that logic loop was left in the game. This was my first time seeing it and I thought I knew everything about this game. Still hilarious
The fact that he cleared Tomb of the Giants with no light source was honestly astounding. The creepiness when he runs into Patches is so much more real after the first thing he can see is that last ominous glowstone after them being absent for so long
Bro I did that shit when I was like 10, I got used to it bc I got a diff type of prescription that helps people w chronic migraines, its all I use now. Forget what its called but its an easy google search. (I'm 21 for context.)
@@hikarisontheirlaststraw It might not even be the migraines, glasses can cause headaches when the glasses are not properly aligned with the eyes. You cant notice it in person ,but my eyes are 88° and 91° (90° means they are perfectly aligned and the bases for most glasses) and basic 90/90 glasses used to give me headaches.
Holy shit, the video is so long I'm still watching it now in little breaks, so I forgot he said that. Crazy to think i heard that like almost a month ago for me
@@BirdGuy-wt5wo That may have been the easiest boss, wild. I'm stuck on the abyss kings so maybe I'm dumb. Gargoyles were also super easy IMO too with solar.
Omg me too! I was just watching this and scrolled down! I gotta come out clean guys, I wasn't actually watching that part. I just wanted to be a part of something. I'm sorry for lying to you
Did you know that one of the most unifying factor of actual serial killer's is that they almost all tortured animals when they were young? Unrelated ofcourse
@@OneLynnK if you do some really stupid stats (we're talking about hitting the kings for 11 damage over and over) you can actually spawn 12! Edit: the same strat is ACTUALLY what explains how jerma got five kings. basically there is this hidden mechanic where if you hit enemies in the right spot with the blade you do slightly more damage, but the kings are a little weird in that the king itself can take MORE damage then the boss bar, so that's how jerma ended up with this tiny bit at the bottom. Swords avoid this a lot easier. so yeah, the more you know.
listening to this in the background while i do other stuff and i'd check back in every now and then only to see his character get progressively fatter and fatter each time
Every Jerma rage moment is him jokingly saying "I'm so mad right now" and then spending the next hour talking himself into actual rage by describing over and over how mad he is.
Watching Jerma throw himself at the red titanite chunk in the Great Hollow over and over again to the point of letting himself rage-die by getting cursed actually physically stressed me out
It's mad easy to imagine. It's the guy who walks in and doesn't give a shit what you do, as long as you don't curse around other teachers or get him in trouble
Sub teacher is a surprisingly common profession here for students. There's a reason the jokes goes that they put on a DVD and sit on their phone in the back.
The number of times he uses all of his stamina, then doesn't understand why pressing the roll button isn't doing anything, is much higher than it should be.
Jerma parrying black knights with bare fists, then later getting hit with TWOP and repeatedly attempting to roll 17 times in a row over the course of 5 deaths really is him in a nutshell.
This is like the SparkNotes version of the streams. All the boring or unimportant stuff is cut out but it still feels like a complete playthrough. Very epic and well done
this shit is insane. like something i’d want but never even search for because i’d think there’s no way someone would ever do it. thank u for the effort
@@seapackgaming4316 "Dark Souls is a dark fantasy action role-playing game series developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment." google is free
@@georgevids2131 if you let Lautrec (the gold armored guy from the building on which you fought the gargoyles) live, he will, once you ring both bells of awakening, kill the firekeeper
@@doctordumbass9425 yea there is, once he kills the firekeeper in her place there will be a black eye orb (or however its called) you will have to use it in Anor Londo (the game will tell you when), then you invade Lautrec and his friends and you slaughter them in the name of vengeance, after that you get firekeepers soul back and his armor will spawn in the Anor Londo boss room (upper part of it)
I'm 2 years late, but he doesn't stay at high load even once, he's midrolling most of the game which is perfectly fine, especially for a strength build
he had controller issues because he either didn't properly install ds4windows or he didn't enable ds4 support in big picture mode. ya hate to see it happen.
I know this must have taken so much time to make, but this is my favourite form of jerma content. A middle ground between VODs and highlight videos. Ty for the hard work
I never understood the animosity between chat and Jerma before, then I watched him attack Priscilla against their warnings and then immediately blame them lmao
As I go through this video, I’m going to add time stamps with my favorite quotes/moments. Enjoy. 2:49:45- jerma locks on to an enemy during their smoke break 3:23:07 - I don’t want a hacker to throw a beach ball at my head and delete my character 3:27:02 - backseat jingle by Jerma 3:33:45 - windows strikes back 3:45:06- Jerma goes back into the Mario painting on accident 3:56:20 - a silver knight traps jerma in a corner and establishes dominance 4:00:16 - O R B 4:31:47 - the origin of one of Jerma’s iconic sub sounds edit: I'm done for the time being
I agree so much with the Windows Pro thing he was talking about, the amount of times some stupid update just ruins everything because they want to add more features to “the cloud”
@@davidh9354 Yeah everyone of them has their distinctive style when it come to editing. So it's just a matter of picking your favorite. (Or just watch all of them like I do)
I swear to god seeing this man obtain the rite of kindling but never kindle his bonfires, while using humanity as a healing source makes me so unreasonably angry
humanity is a really reliable source of healing though? you have infinite poise during the animation, and whatever damage you take during the animation you get back from the humanity. sometimes its just not worth taking the time to chug 2 or 3 times and to just simply pop a humanity
@@seokism well to me personally, healing source wouldn’t be an issue if he’d use his humanity to kindle the proper bonfires to 20 flasks, therefore he wouldn’t have to worry about chugging too much
"Hey Jerma if you attack that boss you won't be able to leave until you kill her" "Oh okay, well I don't care i'm GOING FOR IT" *dies and can't leave anymore* "CHAT JEBAITED im not reading chat for the REST of the STREAM"
My favorite part of this video is where after the Manus fight he sees the Sanctuary Guardian, starts to panic, and then he turns to see a SECOND one. Here's the timestamp for anyone who wants it 6:32:08
Throughout watching this playthrough, it is evident to me that the thing that gave Jerma the most consistent problems was dealing with Windows 10 bullshit.
5:28:28 my greatest moment, I take pride knowing not only Jerma read my comment, but died stupidly and lost a bunch of souls while trying to explain why "doors lead to other places".
I feel a little embarrassed to admit this but I've been playing this video at low volume to help me sleep. It's comforting to hear like, an uncle/older brother figure dick around in a game you're familiar with. Anyway, thank you for all your hard work making this!
Dude I'm not even super familiar with this game and I fall asleep to this and the elden ring adventure videos since I found this channel almost a year ago. I have no idea how I manage it, it's not relaxing at all.
IMO It started even earlier, when he was told he HAD to buy the Bottomless Box (because as we've now seen, only a metaphysical impossibility of a trunk like that could hope to contain his massive dump-truck junk, as it were)
3:41:39 Jerma: "Can I cut her tail off and run away?" Chat: "No if you attack her, you can't leave until you kill her." Jerma: "Oh, looks like I'm gonna HAVE to kill her. I'M DOING IT!" (attacks Priscilla and gets fucked up) Chat: "I need to stop reading chat, half you guys wanna break the game for me!" "Fuck you guys! How could you do this to me!?"
You're assuming that one chatter represented literally every single chatter in that situation. Chat isn't a single entity, as this very video pretty clearly illustrated. There were most certainly plenty of people saying "ATTACK HER" and "TAKE TAIL WEAPON".
the worst part about the windows rage thing is that it's 3 years later and it's still the same. if anything, it's gotten worse. absolutely infuriating lmao
4:39:10 jerma hits a wall checking for a secret door, the secret door sound plays, he immediately turns around and says, “what was that sound?” Then he leaves. He does not go back until chat tells him to. Incredible.
Well done Pythanoc, you’ve now officially raised the bar so high for a Jerma highlight that I can hardly go back to watching the 10 minute Jerma2nd edits! I hope you’re proud of yourself! 😡 In all seriousness though, fantastic work! Must have taken forever! C:
I love how after raging at ornstien and smough for ages and being on the brink of quitting, but AS SOON as he makes a gambling analogy his mood goes all the way back and he instantly wins like a vegas powered superhero
Casino Popeye
gambling addict
Mr green
House Always Wins
In that moment the spirit of Mr Green empowered him.
ah yes, solaire of astora's famous catchphrase: "praise be to the light"
Jolly working together!
"Praise be to the light" -John Darsool
so glad he said it just as I read this
"Allahu Akbar"
- Solaire
"wish i was bright" - Dark 'Solaire' Souls
Jerma kicking patches off and then going to the spot and getting kicked off immediately by patches is fucking comedy gold
What time stamp?
@@emiliofernandez7117 Its between 00:00 and 7:54:10
@@emiliofernandez7117 Like 4:45 or 4:50
@@emiliofernandez7117 Tomb of the Giants
I didn't realize that logic loop was left in the game. This was my first time seeing it and I thought I knew everything about this game. Still hilarious
It’s pretty funny how, at every decision, he unknowingly chose the worse option.
The fact that he cleared Tomb of the Giants with no light source was honestly astounding. The creepiness when he runs into Patches is so much more real after the first thing he can see is that last ominous glowstone after them being absent for so long
@@infinitebeastgames1010the fact he beat fatty and stick boy at all is insane, given him being jerma
actual crazy person doesn't want to see properly, asks optometrist for "middle prescription"
Bro I did that shit when I was like 10, I got used to it bc I got a diff type of prescription that helps people w chronic migraines, its all I use now. Forget what its called but its an easy google search. (I'm 21 for context.)
@@hikarisontheirlaststraw It might not even be the migraines, glasses can cause headaches when the glasses are not properly aligned with the eyes. You cant notice it in person ,but my eyes are 88° and 91° (90° means they are perfectly aligned and the bases for most glasses) and basic 90/90 glasses used to give me headaches.
Holy shit, the video is so long I'm still watching it now in little breaks, so I forgot he said that. Crazy to think i heard that like almost a month ago for me
I'm autistic and I can't wear my glasses because it gives me immeasurable existential dread
Jerma has something to answer for 👀
im rewatching this for the third time and each time i lose my mind at that part this guy is a psycho
Jermas timing to use estus flasks just drives me crazy. Its like he waits for the worst moment to cure himself.
"The enemy starts to swing at me? Perfect!"
7:38:47
is
or he drinks one, pauses and then drinks another two LOL
2:50:19
I'm so glad you cut out the 6 consecutive hours of Pinwheel attempts. The things this PSYCHOTIC streamer said during them were just crazy.
6 hours 13 minutes and 7 seconds of him failing to defeat pinwheel to be exact
@@BirdGuy-wt5wo is this a joke or serious
@@TheRockLobsterMafia Completely serious
@@LumpyCrumpets holy shit Jerma...
@@BirdGuy-wt5wo That may have been the easiest boss, wild. I'm stuck on the abyss kings so maybe I'm dumb. Gargoyles were also super easy IMO too with solar.
"80% of the people in chat are calling me an idiot for 40% different reasons."
Jerma truly understands a completely different form of maths.
Holy sh*t I just read this as he said it around the 2:45:00 mark. Crazy when that kinda stuff happens
@@pievancl5457 me too wtf I looked to see if someone commented on it
what is it about this quote that makes people (including me) scroll down to the comments lmfao
maths omegalul
Omg me too! I was just watching this and scrolled down!
I gotta come out clean guys, I wasn't actually watching that part. I just wanted to be a part of something. I'm sorry for lying to you
the whole bit about him wishing for "more realistic" NPC reactions to being murdered is actual psychopath mode
Starts at 7:19:37
@@Gameguy90 Thank you for the timestamp, I both agree and think he's crazy
PSYCHO STREAMER wants game npc's (non-playable characters) to CRY and show SUFFERRING to being EXECUTED...
@@imjonathan6745 BLOODTHIRSTY MANIAC STREAMER wants people in game to BEG FOR THEIR LIFE as he SLAUGHTERS THEM
Did you know that one of the most unifying factor of actual serial killer's is that they almost all tortured animals when they were young?
Unrelated ofcourse
The fact that I was actually convinced he died to Pinwheel for six hours reflects how I see his competence at the game.
He did, in the end, fuck up every single time he had an apportunity
@@Crazing Can you please correct “apportunity” that spelling makes me want to kill myself
@@Crazing dont change the spelling of appurtunity, it makes me want to live
@@Crazing don’t change the spelling of apportunity, the fact it makes Mutt want to kill himself makes me want to watch 😀
@@Crazing eat the raspberries! you have to eat them!
8 hours of death, disappointment, despair, and Dark Souls-induced meltdowns.
Perfect.
Between you and Python we get everything
My two favorite jerma editors pog
@Cakeshine Farting, screaming. Taken over the edge to zumming.
Jerma compilation creator HATES Jerma
@The Jerma985 who?
"How many kings are there" - Jeremy, Four Kings boss fight
Always found it funny that the boss is named Four Kings when there's eight that can spawn in total
To be fair there is technically more than 4
@@them631 or only 3 if you do enough damage quickly enough
@@8Gion The From Software's trash at maths and coding kings
@@OneLynnK if you do some really stupid stats (we're talking about hitting the kings for 11 damage over and over) you can actually spawn 12!
Edit: the same strat is ACTUALLY what explains how jerma got five kings. basically there is this hidden mechanic where if you hit enemies in the right spot with the blade you do slightly more damage, but the kings are a little weird in that the king itself can take MORE damage then the boss bar, so that's how jerma ended up with this tiny bit at the bottom. Swords avoid this a lot easier. so yeah, the more you know.
Ah yes, the legendary “Soul of Quahog”...
Hey peter!
beter
Anor Lando
Freakin sweet Lois! Huehuehuehue
Close relative of the spirit of Kellogg
1:55:46
"my dog is dreaming right now, what a precious, innocent animal"
2 seconds later: FUCKING DOGS
i thought it was upsetting when he 2-handed the newspaper and started dodge-rolling around the room, but the boss bar did say "Otto the Guilty"...
This whole time I seriously thought he died to pinwheel because everyone just kept saying it
Good
I'm convinced the only reason he didn't die was because he was insanely overleveled for that area.
I'm so used to people making grotesque monsters in this game's character creator that I didn't even notice he was blue until 20 minutes in.
8 hour vid with timestamps. What a gamer, what a GOD of a gamer
4:21:53 "Why is that not a weapon? You can hold it in two hands, it's a giant bowl" - Father Ariandel
And now fire giant.... we still can't have the bowl
well we can have giant jars as weapons in the dlc now...... close enough ig
7:01:18 "There it is! Praise the sun!" [uses Well! what is it? gesture]
listening to this in the background while i do other stuff and i'd check back in every now and then only to see his character get progressively fatter and fatter each time
Respect the Bumblebee Build please
Every Jerma rage moment is him jokingly saying "I'm so mad right now" and then spending the next hour talking himself into actual rage by describing over and over how mad he is.
schizophrenia madness
It’s his insanity
Watching Jerma throw himself at the red titanite chunk in the Great Hollow over and over again to the point of letting himself rage-die by getting cursed actually physically stressed me out
Same I wanted to just rage-die watching it but luckily I had no sharp objects nearby
@@pievancl5457 LOCAL VIEWER is a DANGER TO HIMSELF and OTHERS
He's STILL in Anor Londo?!
Anor Lando
Legends say he's still roaming anor londo
@@alexandreloureiro8754 your life is a lie, it's Anor Londo
It’s strange to imagine Jerma as a substitute teacher at one point
It's mad easy to imagine. It's the guy who walks in and doesn't give a shit what you do, as long as you don't curse around other teachers or get him in trouble
Sub teacher is a surprisingly common profession here for students. There's a reason the jokes goes that they put on a DVD and sit on their phone in the back.
Even stranger to know that he throws on a british accent when he subs.
Absolute an psycho
6:34:26 he sounds just like one what are you talking about?
The number of times he uses all of his stamina, then doesn't understand why pressing the roll button isn't doing anything, is much higher than it should be.
27:07 "Harold's Domain" how can he just spontaneously say something that makes my entire day
"OH THE DARK KNIGHT"
i exclusively refer to that place as harolds domain now
Jerma parrying black knights with bare fists, then later getting hit with TWOP and repeatedly attempting to roll 17 times in a row over the course of 5 deaths really is him in a nutshell.
constantly being being in fatroll while his main strat is shield tank or running away is also very on-brand
@@missbelled6700 he is midrolling not fatrolling
@@Sidecutt3 he's definitely fatrolling at times lmao
@@aedangiffin1471DS1 just has a slow looking medium roll
Although he does fat roll a couple of times, he mostly doesn’t
"Why is my armor at risk?"
-Jerma985, while standing in a literal lake of fire
I'm shocked that Jerma found Harold's Domain so quickly
The furtive Harold so easily forgotten...
@@UngluedEmu417 and SIR GIDEON OFNIR the ALL KNOWING
Dont ever try to call me and borrow my hotwheels again cuz it’s not gonna happen harold
This is like the SparkNotes version of the streams. All the boring or unimportant stuff is cut out but it still feels like a complete playthrough. Very epic and well done
It fucks with me because I do watch a stream and there’s just long stretches where he’s just focusing on the game. We are spoiled
"Don't ever dodge, you'll instantly regret it." *dodges less than a second later* 1:52:26
Something is so funny to me about the way he regularly and consistently refers to Andre as 'Harold' throughout the entirety of the playthrough.
this shit is insane. like something i’d want but never even search for because i’d think there’s no way someone would ever do it. thank u for the effort
Oh yeah, theres tons of these for Jerma too. Like, almost every stream has it's own unique audience that's really great like this.
I like the part where he mistook his real life hollowing for poison ivy marks
TIMESTAMPS
THIS EDITOR IS POGCHAMP
jerma yelling "JACKPOT!!" when killing smough after making a casino analogy gave me legitimate goosebumps LOL
it's like one of my Japanese animes
Devil may cry andy
@@Dzombic_Hal, is that you?
“why do i have, like, an RPG status effect?”
- Jerma, getting a status effect in an RPG
dark souls is not an rpg lmao, nor is any fromsoftware game.
@@seapackgaming4316kingsfield is totally an rpg
@@seapackgaming4316 "Dark Souls is a dark fantasy action role-playing game series developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment." google is free
@@seapackgaming4316 ah yes more RPG gatekeeping
@@john_smith_john not gatekeeping, it’s just literally not an rpg. It’s a rogue like
Jerma has done almost everything possible to make his playthrough harder for himself its actually astonishing
He leveled for hours to use that big axe. Why? "I'm gonna use this weapon. I don't care if it sucks." 😂
How did the firekeeper at firelink die as well?
@@georgevids2131 if you let Lautrec (the gold armored guy from the building on which you fought the gargoyles) live, he will, once you ring both bells of awakening, kill the firekeeper
@@Error-mn4el thank God I always kick him off for fap ring. Is there a way to get the fire keeper back?
@@doctordumbass9425 yea there is, once he kills the firekeeper in her place there will be a black eye orb (or however its called) you will have to use it in Anor Londo (the game will tell you when), then you invade Lautrec and his friends and you slaughter them in the name of vengeance, after that you get firekeepers soul back and his armor will spawn in the Anor Londo boss room (upper part of it)
is this the streamer who died to pinwheel?
yo that's *THIS* GUY!?
I heard its the guy who beat Dark souls ON STREAM
point and laugh
Say the line bart
Died to him for 6 hours
It just kills me how jerma is actually pretty good at dodging but he insists on fatrolling even when it actively gets him killed
I'm 2 years late, but he doesn't stay at high load even once, he's midrolling most of the game which is perfectly fine, especially for a strength build
@@ZeKnifeI don't know it drove me crazy how he got zero profit from onion armour in Anor Londo when I was watching it after playing myself
@@ZeKnifemid rolls suck in this game tho lol
Jerma desperately fat rolling over and over away from that dark knight was hilarious
"Oh my God, I hate computers. Don't ever buy a computer." words of wisdom
sounds like something some kind of peasant would say
he had controller issues because he either didn't properly install ds4windows or he didn't enable ds4 support in big picture mode. ya hate to see it happen.
Why
Don't ever buy a computer if you have no idea how to use it maybe
Computers killed my family
What an absolute GOD of an editor.
I know this must have taken so much time to make, but this is my favourite form of jerma content. A middle ground between VODs and highlight videos. Ty for the hard work
And theres seven hours of it. At first i was skeptical, but they cut it at just the right points to make entertaining the whole way thru
“It’s hard for me to - [UNINTELLIGIBLE SURPRISE]”
1:26:16 same energy
Him leaving Ariamis then immediately and accidentally going back is peak hilarity.
The torture you had to endure to edit 8 full hours... I gotta raise a glass to you. Well fucking done
I never understood the animosity between chat and Jerma before, then I watched him attack Priscilla against their warnings and then immediately blame them lmao
8 hours of pure Jerma? this is going to sustain me for weeks
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
This is going to sustain me for exactly 8 hours
this is going to sustain me for 8 hours max
it sustained me for a day im a feind
the seaman stream is fucking perfection if you have just an entire day to kill lmao
*Beats Kalameet
"Okay, now I can take off this ridiculous outfit."
*Puts on another ridiculous outfit
lol
Jerma says he wants to view the world in 720p and the video is, 720p.
Thanks for fulfilling his wish
As I go through this video, I’m going to add time stamps with my favorite quotes/moments. Enjoy.
2:49:45- jerma locks on to an enemy during their smoke break
3:23:07 - I don’t want a hacker to throw a beach ball at my head and delete my character
3:27:02 - backseat jingle by Jerma
3:33:45 - windows strikes back
3:45:06- Jerma goes back into the Mario painting on accident
3:56:20 - a silver knight traps jerma in a corner and establishes dominance
4:00:16 - O R B
4:31:47 - the origin of one of Jerma’s iconic sub sounds
edit: I'm done for the time being
you'll never drive if you're in the backseat... 😔
the cigarette break part was so funny
I agree so much with the Windows Pro thing he was talking about, the amount of times some stupid update just ruins everything because they want to add more features to “the cloud”
Those windows updates are the worst lmao
Thank you, all these pc worshippers wouldn’t even admit this weakness in there godlike system
@@cadenchambers9165luckily pc users don't need to use Windows
this video is exactly what the world needed
I've been following this guide for almost a year now, almost at the last bosses, ormstone and smoke.
Lmao
6:26:30 I baited him to use the lantern against the humanity sprites
It's me, I'm THE Lantern Guy
I love the fact that even though he had the master key and he FOUND the other path to blighttown, he took the regular way
An 8 hour dark souls edit?? So Pythanoc is the best jerma stream recap editor now
"There is always a Lich King"
Skye4 is purdy güd too, God Bless these stream recap editors
Cumulative cumburger
@@davidh9354 Yeah everyone of them has their distinctive style when it come to editing. So it's just a matter of picking your favorite. (Or just watch all of them like I do)
Yes
This is my first watch of a jerma playthrough and my god i've never been this thoroughly frustrated and amused at the same time
thats pretty much what always happens if you watch jerma play a game you like/know
I’m incredibly surprised that this was basically Jerma’s first playthrough of the game. I assumed he was a massive dark souls 1 gamer wtf
I like when he opens the door that makes it 2000% easier to get through blight town and doesn't go through because it's "overwhelming"
Holy shit thanks for:
A) Making this long ass compilation
B) Including time stamps
Appreciate it very much!!!
Cute rat
Cute rat
cute rat
Cute rat
Compilation of long asses
I swear to god seeing this man obtain the rite of kindling but never kindle his bonfires, while using humanity as a healing source makes me so unreasonably angry
humanity is a really reliable source of healing though? you have infinite poise during the animation, and whatever damage you take during the animation you get back from the humanity. sometimes its just not worth taking the time to chug 2 or 3 times and to just simply pop a humanity
@@seokism well to me personally, healing source wouldn’t be an issue if he’d use his humanity to kindle the proper bonfires to 20 flasks, therefore he wouldn’t have to worry about chugging too much
"Hey Jerma if you attack that boss you won't be able to leave until you kill her"
"Oh okay, well I don't care i'm GOING FOR IT"
*dies and can't leave anymore*
"CHAT JEBAITED im not reading chat for the REST of the STREAM"
My favorite part of this video is where after the Manus fight he sees the Sanctuary Guardian, starts to panic, and then he turns to see a SECOND one.
Here's the timestamp for anyone who wants it 6:32:08
6:08:05 most blatant showcase of poise i’ve ever seen
damn as a dex player thats wild
Dex player lmao
player lmao
lmao
Throughout watching this playthrough, it is evident to me that the thing that gave Jerma the most consistent problems was dealing with Windows 10 bullshit.
Is this the guy whose Bed of Chaos fight was so bad it got a news article?
is that real?
@@2fingacriminal LMFAO YES I googled "jerma bed of chaos" and instantly top link is the fucking Kotaku article! 😳
@@xQc_Enjoyer777 God, I love Kotaku
@@xQc_Enjoyer777 I mean this is a case of the pot calling kettle black but it’s still hilarious
“””news”””
3:17:55 "You're invulnerable when you're opening a chest."
*Proceeds to open a mimic.*
This man is a walking cartoon character.
You'd think at some point he'd learn that if he killed the enemies, they wouldn't chase him and gang up on him.
It's the bloodborne/ds3 mentality
5:28:28 my greatest moment, I take pride knowing not only Jerma read my comment, but died stupidly and lost a bunch of souls while trying to explain why "doors lead to other places".
So our relationship together isn’t your greatest moment? You really choose this psycho over our 10 year relationship?
@@LuckerStompJerma responded to them in seconds while it took you 7 months. I think we can see a clear winner here
@@flamingcat1101 So I’m in the wrong for getting some beauty sleep and waking up to find this when our anniversary is approaching? Have some humanity!
Oh the humanity, every single person is his enemy
his dodges at 53:50 were absolutely insane especially given the fact that he was fat rolling and nearly unable to see the enemy
a few of those attacks were missing just because of janky stair physics
Those were midrolls. DS1 just has slower rolls than the other games. A midroll in DS3 is like the fast roll in DS1.
I feel a little embarrassed to admit this but I've been playing this video at low volume to help me sleep. It's comforting to hear like, an uncle/older brother figure dick around in a game you're familiar with. Anyway, thank you for all your hard work making this!
Dude I'm not even super familiar with this game and I fall asleep to this and the elden ring adventure videos since I found this channel almost a year ago. I have no idea how I manage it, it's not relaxing at all.
Same, but it has to be very low volume to mitigate the jarring effect of Jerma's occasional psychotic exclamations and manic laughter.
i’ve been sleeping to this video every night since it came out icel
2:10:41 "The fire- What- That was- I was doing so well.." he tried saying 3 sentences at once he was so upset
i’m so fucking baked and i was dying at 3:44:00 where he touches the painting accidentally after escaping when he was fucking trapped
55:50 & 58:05 Man the foreshadowing of the Thicc Jerma arc goes way back.
IMO It started even earlier, when he was told he HAD to buy the Bottomless Box (because as we've now seen, only a metaphysical impossibility of a trunk like that could hope to contain his massive dump-truck junk, as it were)
Best edit out there. Up there with the Simpson hit and run edit
4kings was the best part of the whole playthrough, I couldn't stop laughing as jerma was cartoon running from the purple boomerang.
3:41:39
Jerma: "Can I cut her tail off and run away?"
Chat: "No if you attack her, you can't leave until you kill her."
Jerma: "Oh, looks like I'm gonna HAVE to kill her. I'M DOING IT!" (attacks Priscilla and gets fucked up)
Chat: "I need to stop reading chat, half you guys wanna break the game for me!" "Fuck you guys! How could you do this to me!?"
No wonder chat hates him 😭
You're assuming that one chatter represented literally every single chatter in that situation. Chat isn't a single entity, as this very video pretty clearly illustrated. There were most certainly plenty of people saying "ATTACK HER" and "TAKE TAIL WEAPON".
To be fair, they tricked him into the Painted World of Hariando, so everything that took place there was because of chats treachery
i HATE the fact the when an enemy blocks him he refuses to kill it, he just keeps trying to run through
the worst part about the windows rage thing is that it's 3 years later and it's still the same. if anything, it's gotten worse. absolutely infuriating lmao
Just gonna sit down, watch Jerma and eat some oatmeal!
Edit: D: what the fuck Jerma
3:58:26 Havel's Sleepover Party is more amusing to me than it really should be
That edit at 6:42:19 was so clean!! Thanks for taking the time to make this video (also adding the time stamps was very epic of you)!!!!
That moment where he jacks into the matrix with the black knight and hits all those parries in the row is a top 10 jerma jex moments
Woah.. Thank you so much for this gift. You're crazy, in a good way!
4:39:10 jerma hits a wall checking for a secret door, the secret door sound plays, he immediately turns around and says, “what was that sound?” Then he leaves. He does not go back until chat tells him to. Incredible.
>Literally 1 hit away from killing the boss and given a huge amount of time to strike
>Panics and runs away, missing his chance, and then dying
Local "streamer" reveals true form: rare blue-legged bee; ends up in 4th grader's bug collection.
Thanks for this walkthrough, it help me a lot to finish the game
"Why is half this game invisible or pitch-black?!" Yes.
he's still in anor londo
Everytime I see a image of this guy, he is doing some crazy deranged face, but he is actually pretty chill, I like it
he's luring you into a false sense of security. tread lightly.
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He was in Painted World for eons
A millenia, even
Y O U M U S T L E A R N
The windows rage made me happy, it's something I completely sympathise with.
Well done Pythanoc, you’ve now officially raised the bar so high for a Jerma highlight that I can hardly go back to watching the 10 minute Jerma2nd edits! I hope you’re proud of yourself! 😡
In all seriousness though, fantastic work! Must have taken forever! C:
My favorite part of this so far is Jeremy describing toilets as either “urinals” or “full shit toilets”
Any time Jerma swings the Zweihander and it clips a wall all I can picture is that opening scene from Goblin Slayer
I wish you could grip it in front of the guard and use it like a spear in this game. That's what the second hand guard is actually for.
snake man 2:01:52
when monkey not get banana 2:12:11
dog 6:00:31
Time stamp andy Pog