I want to know whose job it was to transcribe this insanity for closed captions. It would have left out the bizarre inflections he uses. “Oooough I hope it’s yooough” “Well higherrreil meatler!”
"Only after it dies of natural causes, in the arms of it's loved ones, do we even _think_ about serving it" After the cow dies: 1ms - "Thinking about it" 2ms - "Thought about it" 3ms - "Doing it" 1 second - "Cooked it"
@drsipp407 not every imaginative creative endeavor was caused by drugs. I know every stoner wants to think they're Shakespear when they're high, but this kind of intense cleverness takes hella hard work and concentration
The irony is there is no moral difference from the meat Xavier collected vs. the pampered meat that also died of natural causes. The only difference is spoilage.
i swear to god the more i see of this show the harder it becomes to believe it's a real show that aired at one point and not a playstation 2 port of MKUltra crushed into a surreal fever dream
I watched every episode as it came out, and I've never been the same since. I remember when I saw the first episode just pop up on the AS website one day (I was in high school at the time, so I tended to watch AS shows online, since I couldn't really get away with staying up all night just to watch some weird stoner shows lol), with like no warning or prior indication as to wtf it was, and I just watched it on a whim, and then had to probably rewatch it three more times just to even have a chance at comprehending what I'd just witnessed. There wasn't, and imo still hasn't really been, anything else like it.
oh yeah, because at that time they used to like list new shows by name on the front page of the website without necessarily a clip or pic at first, I remember only seeing the show's title initially without seeing what it looked like, and my first guess based on the name was that it was some anime I'd never heard of, and was, needless to say, even more confused with what it actually was when I clicked the link lmao
@@KazmirRunik not to mention the environmental impact of keeping all these animals for consumption, feeding them and having them emmit gasses for far longer than they usually would, and then not being able to eat a large fraction because of them dying from something disease or parasite related. Most animals that aren't evolved to be scavengers don't tend to eat things that have just dropped dead, because that's a clear sign that something was wrong with that animal.
The price of the meat would skyrocket, as farmers would have to wait 20 years until a cow died of natural causes. A terrible and hilarious idea, the guys behind Xavier are freaking crazy geniuses.
Giving them a good life i agree with completely although not to the extent the show displayed lol, but natural causes of death don’t usually leave the meat in its best condition.
Xavier never stops talking, but somehow you never want him to stop. You always want him to keep talking, you want to hear his quotes. That has to be an amazing feat for a writer to achieve.
the point of this in my mind is that there’s a thin line of distinction between the insanity and irrationality of the ultra elite and ultra impoverished
I don't think the first line has anything to do with the second. When something's "gone to pot" that means it's ruined, but he means putting meat in a pot for stew. It's just another one of the word games that XRA writers love. A contradiction that still somehow makes sense in context.
A lot of vegetarians are more concerned about the environment than they are about the suffering of the farm animals. That place is gonna have a much bigger toll on the environment than most other restaurants, so I'd wager quite a few would stay away from it.
@Door Slammer lol no. A lot of vegetarians eat plants that are just as if not more damaging on the environment, as well as on the countries they are grown in. The avocado cartel is the most well-known one
I like how he talks about most folks leaving the road kill to rot instead of valuing it's sustenance, then he proceeds to pick up a dead person's arm who probably got ran over while still holding a chicken leg and taking a bite out of the fast food instead. Then he just tosses the road kill off to someone else
@@pgetheelderscrollsturkiye68I know nobody probably cares but, the cause of "pronoun nonsense" is mainly because some people would like a better description of their gender. Gender lies on a spectrum between feminine and masculine which means there are many unique places on that spectrum a person can be on. It's kind of undescriptive to just say Boy or Girl as that would be a huge amount of people generalized into a single category. One argument to this is that gender is a social construct, which it is. Although gender is also in our biology in the form of hormones and the amounts of them. The reason (or mainly my theory) for feminine traits and masculine traits being a thing is that people who identify on let's say a more feminine part of the spectrum will pick up on the stereotypes associated with femininity and may begin following those stereotypes. TL;DR: Gender as a concept can be confusing but shouldn't be disregarded as nonsense. Do not think this is me getting mad or anything I just wanted to explain "pronoun nonsense"
@@sora5982 I can see how you might see it as "needless BS" but it still matters to a ton of people and gender isn't part of your personality. I suggest you try looking into it a bit more and decide for yourself if you think it's true or not.
I’ve always wanted to know how much of Xavier’s realm is “real” Like, does existence in his “world” only exist as he does? Do the people here have lives, or does every action only happen as a vehicle to further drive Xavier’s enlightenment?
@@waluigihentailover6926 to a manor of speaking. Like the entire show takes place inside of either his mind or a realm created for him. Like, his own Hell
@@newtybot consider8ng he thinks he's helping people its probably not a he'll, unless he is damned but he's so fucking strange that the devil doesn't know how to punish him
Xavier always talks in rhymes and puns, and never leaves his calm voice acting that's like he's reciting a poem or doing a narration. Furthermore, it feels like all the show is improvised due to characters taking 100% serious whatever happens and never asking anybody; it feels somewhat like a children's show on that regard.
Although it was an experience of joke after joke and wordplay after wordplay, the native american flute made it all a relaxing trip into the psychie of Xavier
When I was younger I always saw clips of this in like compilations and stuff and for the longest time I thought this was just some weird RUclips series. Sure seems like one today
That's clever wordplay; in a way, their life choices have bound them to the life they're in. Not sure if that was intentional, though, or if they were just adding "-age" to the end of the word in the same way you'd say something like "coverage", since they often have Xavier speak in weird ways like that.
Reminds me of The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe from the Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy books, where cows have been bred to be sentient and want to be cooked and eaten, to the point that patrons actually interview their soon-to-be-food before they're butchered. And now I can say that Xavier has made me think of actual literature. Next stop: my therapist.
This is not LSD. This is Peyote on MJ mixed with whiskey and steak in the middle of the desert. AKA true Nirvana reached organically. Acid is synthetic, and a false god of euphoria.
Legalize glue.
Founding fathers grew glue on the blue on our flag! Hey, who are you man?
Glue is legal
I'll back that cause
Legalize glue for medical uses
Medical glue
There are more jokes per minute than the population of the earth.
or a entire new season of the simpsons
@@gustavogaccastellanos230 or an entire 3 seasons of family guy
@@Embrace_Nothingness or the entire show of family guy
this is the only show that made that work though
@@rajansekhar3750 have you ever even seen family guy
"Who here receives meat? Ooh, I hope it's you!"
@@Zex-4729 👌👈
Who would eat road kill meat of the road?
I want to know whose job it was to transcribe this insanity for closed captions. It would have left out the bizarre inflections he uses. “Oooough I hope it’s yooough” “Well higherrreil meatler!”
Oh, I hope its yoh
You made me watch chicken clap cow cheeks
I'll never forgive this
That's the one thing you got from this lsd laced heroin trip?
@@ratchetexperience8379 yes actually
why are you mad about it
Have you forgot?
That's how the show cow chicken was made.
Our forefathers grew glue on the blue on our flag.
Hey, who are you, man?
@@braydentaylor4639 What are you talkin' about, that thing's been there for 6 months
WHY ARE YOU HUDDLED MASSES WRITHING IN VAGABONDAGE, OOOOH
xavier:"you're one of those organic free range nazi's huh?'
woman:"much higher"
xavier:"well heilllllll meatler"
We all just saw the video.
@@andrewdurand339 i didn't see it. i merely viewed it
phew
@Mr. Wednesday don't act like that never happened to you. wait are you describing me or xavier?
@Mr. Wednesday i bet you would laugh if xavier said it
"Only after it dies of natural causes, in the arms of it's loved ones, do we even _think_ about serving it"
After the cow dies:
1ms - "Thinking about it"
2ms - "Thought about it"
3ms - "Doing it"
1 second - "Cooked it"
The sheep didn't even get to look away!
@@migueeeelet rip that was probably its wife or something
@@davomcbones8138 nah just person take his stuffs
@@davomcbones8138 The chicken was probably the husband
That’s how long rare steak enjoyers take between the cow dying and the steak going on their plate.
LOOK AT ME
I'M SPECIAL
I ATE SOMETHIN FANCY
@@-fluffybunnies LOOK AT ME
I'M SPECIAL
I GOT CHASTISED SOMEBODY FOR QUOTING THE VIDEO
@@-fluffybunnies I don't remember that from the show.
I just noticed that he was on a loop after that part
it's amazing how that line got funnier as time went on
OOOH LOOK AT ME I’M SPECIAL I ATE SOMETHING FANCY
OH NO I’VE GOT IT TOO!
This show looks like someone used the Sims 3 engine to make it. Its beautiful :..-)
more like sims 2
Sims 3 was not out yet when this was made.
Gary's mod
this show predates sims 3 by 2 years
@@EndsleyIV rip kitty
it's hard for me to understand
how you can get your shit together so well
as to produce a show this fucking awesome
Drugs. The answer is drugs.
900 pounds of shrooms.
@@dakotaperalta1302 I uninronically think shit like this when I take shrooms
@@dakotaperalta1302 happens more often at the end of the trip or if you consume it as a thee
@drsipp407 not every imaginative creative endeavor was caused by drugs. I know every stoner wants to think they're Shakespear when they're high, but this kind of intense cleverness takes hella hard work and concentration
I can’t get enough of xavier’s voice omg it’s beautiful
On what planet do you define his voice "beautiful"
@@kennedylemon5837 It is
Who is the voice actor for xavier?
@@imthecourtjester Vernon Chatman
@@br3akstuff No, it's Jim Tozzi
The irony is there is no moral difference from the meat Xavier collected vs. the pampered meat that also died of natural causes. The only difference is spoilage.
yeah only difference is your momage . . .
Your momeage
momidge
Those things die by getting driven over by a car. How's that a natural cause?
@@ileryon4019 natural selection
HMmmm I detect a discrepancy
@@ileryon4019 It's natural in the sense that no one planned it, it just happened, naturally
I am not sure if my mind has Ascended or Descended after watching this
Descend with gorb
Corrupesceneded
My mind has gained a dimension and a chromosome
@@the_furf_of_july4652 excellent reference
Des-Ascended
Higherllll meatler.
@@-fluffybunnies cool hardass
@@-fluffybunnies bitch boi
@@-fluffybunnies well higherllll meatler
@@-fluffybunnies Sieg
The siege of the segway subsystem plus mailmen delivering mail to the mail receiving enders.
wth happened here?
i swear to god the more i see of this show the harder it becomes to believe it's a real show that aired at one point and not a playstation 2 port of MKUltra crushed into a surreal fever dream
This in and of itself sounds like a XRA episode.
I watched every episode as it came out, and I've never been the same since. I remember when I saw the first episode just pop up on the AS website one day (I was in high school at the time, so I tended to watch AS shows online, since I couldn't really get away with staying up all night just to watch some weird stoner shows lol), with like no warning or prior indication as to wtf it was, and I just watched it on a whim, and then had to probably rewatch it three more times just to even have a chance at comprehending what I'd just witnessed. There wasn't, and imo still hasn't really been, anything else like it.
oh yeah, because at that time they used to like list new shows by name on the front page of the website without necessarily a clip or pic at first, I remember only seeing the show's title initially without seeing what it looked like, and my first guess based on the name was that it was some anime I'd never heard of, and was, needless to say, even more confused with what it actually was when I clicked the link lmao
tbh, I'm genuinely sad that it never got a third season. I think it needed three seasons, not any more than that, just exactly that many
It was astounding to see its initial broadcast on Adult Swim growing up.
The idea of this animal haven that only cooks them after they die of natural causes is not only hysterical but actually genuinely kind of interesting.
I only eat animals that die of supernatural causes
the meat would be tough as leather because they'd get old before they die of a natural cause like heart failure or stroke
@@KazmirRunik not to mention the environmental impact of keeping all these animals for consumption, feeding them and having them emmit gasses for far longer than they usually would, and then not being able to eat a large fraction because of them dying from something disease or parasite related.
Most animals that aren't evolved to be scavengers don't tend to eat things that have just dropped dead, because that's a clear sign that something was wrong with that animal.
The price of the meat would skyrocket, as farmers would have to wait 20 years until a cow died of natural causes. A terrible and hilarious idea, the guys behind Xavier are freaking crazy geniuses.
Giving them a good life i agree with completely although not to the extent the show displayed lol, but natural causes of death don’t usually leave the meat in its best condition.
Writhing in vagabondage
Ooh.
dickshit
Lmao
I laugh every time
@@demongar2870 HAHAHAHAH
I like how they allowed Xavier to spread a mess to the restaurant but can't even allow him to use the bathroom.
Xavier never stops talking, but somehow you never want him to stop. You always want him to keep talking, you want to hear his quotes.
That has to be an amazing feat for a writer to achieve.
That thing's been here for 6 months
fluffy bunnies no way we all did
fluffy bunnies why must you be like this? Is quoting the video hurting you? Metaphysically? Gimme a break.
Vietnam flashback
the point of this in my mind is that there’s a thin line of distinction between the insanity and irrationality of the ultra elite and ultra impoverished
Man, all this lookin' for deeper allegories in this show is givin' me the hungies for the fungies.
the bums might not be glamorous, but at least their not half as crazy as the elites
@@MrZiggy-sk2wg Who ore WHAT are the elites???
@@ryanhernandez8324 those bad guys from halo
@@MrZiggy-sk2wg halo is real
I remembered this show being weird, but it's even weirder than that.
“What’re you talkin about that things been here for six months” for some reason that’s the line that gets me in this whole clip
I love showing this show to friends and family.
Mainly because seeing the varying degrees of "what the fuck did you just show me" reactions
"I can't let it go to waste when it could go to pot"
"if you're trying to talk your way into the bathroom..."
I JUST got that
I don't think the first line has anything to do with the second. When something's "gone to pot" that means it's ruined, but he means putting meat in a pot for stew. It's just another one of the word games that XRA writers love. A contradiction that still somehow makes sense in context.
A. V. Going to the pot is also old people slang for using the toilet.
Has anyone asked a vegetarian if they would eat meat at this restaurant? I wanna know their answer.
A lot of vegetarians are more concerned about the environment than they are about the suffering of the farm animals. That place is gonna have a much bigger toll on the environment than most other restaurants, so I'd wager quite a few would stay away from it.
@@doorslammer633 Yes, I can confirm. I wouldn't eat at this restaurant.
I wouldn't eat at any restaurant because of social anxiety ehehe
No, I wouldn't haha. But theoretically speaking, if I was absolutely FORCED, then I would much rather eat from this restaurant of course.
im vegetarian, can confirm i would not eat
@Door Slammer
lol no. A lot of vegetarians eat plants that are just as if not more damaging on the environment, as well as on the countries they are grown in. The avocado cartel is the most well-known one
WOAH that things WEIRD man.
*whatdoyoumeanthatthingsbeenhereforsixmonths*
All this poking's giving me the hungies for the fungies, come on!
headcannon: that's the only moment of clarity in the entire show, the rest is an acid trip that this guy is having from snorting glue.
@@spicycatboi3085
An acid trip from snorting glue?
@@Drood. that's some strong glue
"huddled messes writhing in vagabondage" is such good wordplay i love this show
He never shuts up ever I love this show
I like how he talks about most folks leaving the road kill to rot instead of valuing it's sustenance, then he proceeds to pick up a dead person's arm who probably got ran over while still holding a chicken leg and taking a bite out of the fast food instead. Then he just tosses the road kill off to someone else
"Who's receiving the meat?" *Xavier notices waitress* "Oh, I hope it's you"
@@-fluffybunnies Did you? I don't believe you.
@@-fluffybunnies alright stop bieng snarky it's anti-social
Ohhh, ah hope ets yuuh.
This is gonna blow up in 5 years mark my words
What are you talking about? This videos been here for 6 months.
XRA is always 5 years ahead of its time
Just came into my recommendations today, oh boy...
Ive been sayin this since it aired on tv. This fever dream of a show has raised me well.
its blowing up right now and has been lmao
What I'm saying is we gotta legalize glue, man.
It got other uses that are not just mind expanding.
Xavier is so full of wisdom......I don't know what that wisdom is but Im sure he is trying to say something important
Life changing. Truly incredible!
Xavier truly feels like something you would see in Sims TV ( if The Sims were 18+ )
True
“Any life choice he, she, or heshe desires” holy fuck this show is just incredible
@@fakename779 it predicted pronoun nonsense from that time
@@pgetheelderscrollsturkiye68I know nobody probably cares but, the cause of "pronoun nonsense" is mainly because some people would like a better description of their gender. Gender lies on a spectrum between feminine and masculine which means there are many unique places on that spectrum a person can be on. It's kind of undescriptive to just say Boy or Girl as that would be a huge amount of people generalized into a single category.
One argument to this is that gender is a social construct, which it is. Although gender is also in our biology in the form of hormones and the amounts of them. The reason (or mainly my theory) for feminine traits and masculine traits being a thing is that people who identify on let's say a more feminine part of the spectrum will pick up on the stereotypes associated with femininity and may begin following those stereotypes.
TL;DR: Gender as a concept can be confusing but shouldn't be disregarded as nonsense.
Do not think this is me getting mad or anything I just wanted to explain "pronoun nonsense"
@@mogim815 if you dont stand against existence of femininity and masculinity existing, then no problem, there are actual freaks who are against it.
@@mogim815 its just needless bs. just develop a personality instead of deciding your gender is X and then trying to fit into it.
@@sora5982 I can see how you might see it as "needless BS" but it still matters to a ton of people and gender isn't part of your personality. I suggest you try looking into it a bit more and decide for yourself if you think it's true or not.
I’ve always wanted to know how much of Xavier’s realm is “real”
Like, does existence in his “world” only exist as he does? Do the people here have lives, or does every action only happen as a vehicle to further drive Xavier’s enlightenment?
You mean everything that Xavier experiences is formulated for him personally?
@@waluigihentailover6926 to a manor of speaking. Like the entire show takes place inside of either his mind or a realm created for him. Like, his own Hell
@@newtybot cool.
That was my view after the show. It's a purgatory for Xavier's own personal growth or endless meaningless cycles.
@@newtybot consider8ng he thinks he's helping people its probably not a he'll, unless he is damned but he's so fucking strange that the devil doesn't know how to punish him
Show was strange but for some reason it was pretty chill?
Xavier always talks in rhymes and puns, and never leaves his calm voice acting that's like he's reciting a poem or doing a narration.
Furthermore, it feels like all the show is improvised due to characters taking 100% serious whatever happens and never asking anybody; it feels somewhat like a children's show on that regard.
Some things feel improvised, but with how much clever wordplay there is, I'd be VERY impressed if a majority of it was.
I wouldn't call this show chill at all. The pacing in it is way too fast.
Although it was an experience of joke after joke and wordplay after wordplay, the native american flute made it all a relaxing trip into the psychie of Xavier
this is some beautiful artwork
higherl meatler
fluffy bunnies no way we all did
Rem Lezar
@@devoutdesciplesomewhere even higherl.
2:03 "That thing is weird, man!" His facial animation is _h i l a r i o u s_
What are you talking about? That thing has been here for six months!
I must have seen this clip a dozen times but this is the first time I cought the "genocide of the road" pun
When I was younger I always saw clips of this in like compilations and stuff and for the longest time I thought this was just some weird RUclips series. Sure seems like one today
it was on tv
@@SmashLiXs I know
@@thestickopia4619 20 episodes
I don't know why, but the bit that got me most was Xavier's voice echoing "Juice" when he was describing the meat to the waitress.
This show introduced a whole new level of comedy
This show is a treasure
Every time he talks it sound like a fucking poem, love it.
Xavier makes me feel high whenever I watch it, regardless of if I am or not
0:55
"Highhhhhhh.... Meatler"
This show man, I love it so much
I can’t be helping it, this show is my greatest love!
"You spilled our glue, like our society man"
Why are you huddled messes writhing in vaga-bondage
Ooh
That's clever wordplay; in a way, their life choices have bound them to the life they're in. Not sure if that was intentional, though, or if they were just adding "-age" to the end of the word in the same way you'd say something like "coverage", since they often have Xavier speak in weird ways like that.
@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 It was definitely intentional. That's the kind of wordplay they do. The show is S-tier
Everytime I rewatch this I find at least 20 new jokes
I love how Xavier moves so slow when he's thrown out the window
0:18 I just realized right after getting hit by the car the bunny's soul immediately gets hit by the flying title logo.
The number of jokes and wordplays per second is unbelievable.
The past few days RUclips decided it was important to suddenly recommend me random Xavier clips and honestly I hope it keeps happening
That chicken was putting in work
I was looking for this
@@diesinjapanese4754 I literally forgot everything about this video until now
Mmm beef and poultry at the same time.
I absolutely love the tweakers they were so spot on
I didn’t look for this. I found this. And now that I found it. I need to share it.
"Higher-ir-eil Meatler" had no right making me laugh that hard
You know when I first saw this show as a kid, I thought it was a bad dream. Then I saw more than one episode
This level of humour and double meaning i only find in hip hop bars
Reminds me of The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe from the Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy books, where cows have been bred to be sentient and want to be cooked and eaten, to the point that patrons actually interview their soon-to-be-food before they're butchered.
And now I can say that Xavier has made me think of actual literature. Next stop: my therapist.
«actual literature»
lol
i like how the homeless guy wanted to legalize the intended use of glue
THAT THING’S BEEN HERE FOR 6 MONTHS
Everything here in this show…
But 1:19 I genuinely didn’t expect in any form.
Xavier walking in with a meat bag reminds me of that one crackhead that walks into the gas station at 3 in the morning
Honestly, sounds like a restaurant that would get actual customers to come in for being very free range.
One day I need to explain this show to my parents.
you cannot explain this show. you must get your parents on glue first
My parents are dead, yet they keep explaining this show to me.
I like how the waitress is just as unhinged as Xavier
HEIRRL MEATLER got me so dang good
This show is a fever dream
Lsd on lsd on marijuana
This is not LSD.
This is Peyote on MJ mixed with whiskey and steak in the middle of the desert.
AKA true Nirvana reached organically. Acid is synthetic, and a false god of euphoria.
jayjay86443 acid is partially synthetic, it's was taken from the ergot that grew on wheat.
You guys are so ridiculous.
This is obviously DMT on PCP on glue, man.
jayjay86443 Lysergic acid is natural m8. Everything is 'natural' really. Depends what you mean by 'synthetic'. It helps no-one to be reductive.
@@tristunalekzander5608 😁
This show makes me feel so wierd, like a fever dream. Its funny but kind of unpleasant to watch for some reason
This show was an omnipresent fever dream
1:22 - 1:25
The way the sheep baa’s got me XD
It’s like one of those intense fever dreams that make you question your sanity
It’s impossible to not watch this show while high. Even if you’re not, watching this show will make you high anyway
This whole video felt more surreal than whatever those homeless guys with glue experience.
This show is madness.
“That thing is weird, man! **dark voice:** What are you talking about? That thing’s been here for six months.”
“You just struck the lotto-de-beuf. I gauntlet it go to waste”
Its scenes like this that really drive it home xavier was normal this entire tine
"Heil meatler" 🤣
0:06 -0:08 I knew it Xavier has always had powers🤣🤣🤣
while watching this it's like you need a transcript of the episode or you'll miss half the jokes
Didn't that bojack horseman show steal this joke?
Nope
BananaRepublican Wich episode?
Which joke?
Yeah, which joke?
there are like 13 jokes in this video.
This show was just the right amount of weird to the point i couldn't get enough.
the guys who wrote this need to be givin control of the whole of human existence,
there is no other way.
this is the answer t everything.
All these quotes from the video have given me the hungies for the fungies.
Feels like it took 10 minutes to watch this 2 and a half minute video
Yall talk about brain rot today, but it was peak when this show was on
*I'm gonna acknowledge the chicken clapping cow cheeks*
I have zero fucking idea whats even going on here this feels like the bowling screen thing
Now was not the best time to watch this while eating a stir fry with rice...
"vagabondage" is my new favorite word
"he, she or heshe" 😭
🌈🥳
"Why are you huddled messes writhing in vagabondage?" Lmfao 😂
alright, who got into my dreams