Lower Your Expectations By Bo Burnham ~ Lyric Video
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2018
- (2019 EDIT:GOD FORGIVE ME I KNOW I USED "YOUR" IN THE WRONG CONTEXT I'M SORRY MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST FOR I HAVE SINNED I APOLOGIZED SO LONG AGO BUT NO ONE IS SEEING IT APPARENTLY- I'M SORRY I CAN'T GO BACK IN TIME AND CHANGE THE SPELLING ERROR THE MASS AMOUNT OF COMMENTS I'M GETTING IN ALMOST 2 0 2 0 IS UNIMAGINABLE. I KNOW I CAN'T PLEASE YOU ALL AND I KNOW MY "and I believe these are the most accurate lyrics there can be :P" WAS FALSE ADVERTISING I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME. BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUT THE FIRST COMMENT I GOT IN 2018 SAYING THAT I SPELLED YOU'RE WRONG- YEAH, I GOT THE MESSAGE THANKS EVER SINCE THAT DAY 100'S OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING ME THAT I AM A MISTAKE ON THIS EARTH AND THAT I AM A WASTE OF OXYGEN BECAUSE I SPELLED YOU'RE WRONG. THANKS FOR WATCHING, BUT EDITING MY DESCRIPTION TO SAY THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.) I worked on this for about two days, and I believe these are the most accurate lyrics there can be! :P
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Props to jamie v who got me into a Chris Cross video. ruclips.net/video/ci4W-bJI6AQ/видео.html
Dimentio I love you.
@Kaylee Cardona right?
at 9:00 on that vid
CHAOS CHAOS
are you jevel or dimentio
“But she’s real... but last week... she died.”
Necrophiles: 👌
oh-
Yeah
I-
@DALYLA LUDWIG Both....
Feel both....
NO-
"She's real, but last week...She died."
The prince from Snow White: "Sign me up brother"
How does this comment not have more likes xD
Oof. Snowers leave my baby alone.
That part really made me laugh... XD
I named myself that when i have an online school zoom meeting.
Oop-
"Love can make us suck less"
Now mentally he is right but physically is a whole topic by itself
Lmao
*double meanings are fun*
I would add "well.. Debatable"
I was about to scroll away without liking this and then I got the joke XD
@@figs-oliomedley I'm happy you understood my joke
"The kind of guy who gets along with your friends, without being attracted to any of them"
"Loves your brother"
- Sounds like this guy exists, but he's gay
Yee
He's a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend. Damn just do the whole family while you're at it.
@@chaoticmasterpiece Did you mean: *Harry Potter*
I mean I fit those two statements but I’m taken by my fiancée
Accurate. Yes.
i found this by accident
“if you want love, lower your expectations a few because Prince Charming would never settle for you” i felt that
I highly recommend going through a lot of the stuff that Bo does he's really good at making you take a look at things introspectively
Anthony LeGrand ya at like 1am i went down a rabbit hole of his stuff and it’s really cool
Kelly c 2 of his specials are on Netflix
Same
xd
I wanted to date a living breathing girl but thanks to Bo I realised I can settle for a corpse instead!
Cheaper than a living girl and talks a lot less.
@@talaset6208 true
@@talaset6208 but it might start to smell a bit...
The smell of rotting animals is so incredibly disgusting!
@@snowball_from_earth Perfumes exists for a reason and that's to hide the smell of rotting corpses
@@aansherina4536 NOTHING can hide that stench! I know that's a joke and I'm sorry for the serious reaction, but even the thought of that smell makes me sick.
The perfect guy does exist, he's gay
YESSSS SCORE!!!!!
THIS IS TOO TRUE SKSKSK
And his name is Thomas sanders
Prickly Pear NOOOO HE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!
He is the father of ga- wait no thats john laurens..
Me, an aromantic and asexual: *Villainous laughter*
Isabella Stokes not all love is romantic or sexual pfft
INYFanimations I know that
The song just happens to be based most of the way around that and most comments are about romance
(Also I like your Profile picture, it’s cool)
Mood
@@pigeonremoval WTF WHAT? took me my whole entire life to know that
YESSS
holy god i think its hilarious you made this w/ google slides
Cameron B Zee yeah I saw the first slide and I was about to laugh my ass
All they did was put up the lyrics.
@@jaylynn.- With Google slides tho
What's so bad about that?
@@Mikiishu so
“Who gets along with your friends without being attracted to any o them.” My ex was gay and a lot of my friends are male.😅
Big oof there
That’s straight homophobic
@@xxlymedisease793 are you kidding?
GameBoy it’s not homophobic? There’s nothing wrong with being gay. I’m super supportive. So why do you think that’s homophobic?
OoF i feel this. All my friends are Gay guys and ive had five boyfriends my whole life and they all broke up with my because they were gay. ALL FIVE OF THEM.
"She's real, but last week, she died."
This line screams Sayori from DDLC.
😭😭😭😭
Dammit
Nooo Sayoriii 😭😭
bitch put a spoiler warning, anything. i wasnt expecting to get spoiled on ddlc on a fucking bo burnham video
@@gundhamtanaka9571 wasn't ddlc released like 4 years ago
Okay but are we forgetting the actual sentimental value he passes by us at the end.
samantha molina yes of course
Ikr
2:00 that ain't stopping me
necrophilia on a burrito NOOOOO
Lol, your name makes it seem pretty accurate.
*Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat*
Wait a minute...
FUc-
Necrophilia it's in your name.
"But deep down we know we dont deserve it" and the cadence on "we all deserve love" just hits you right in the feels
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on a scale of 1 to the captions on a lyric video, how useless are we feeling today
Kee Chow Ong captions on a lyric video
Kee Chow Ong Full send captions my dude
White crayon
Kee Chow Ong a 64 pack of crayola crayons but it's all orange
The resealable function on an Oreo's package - we all know those suckers are getting eaten in one sitting
You know this is good advice. When you stop looking for perfect and find someone who you love you can learn to accept them for their flaws.
I guarantee you a person with no flaws doesn’t exist. But girls/guys with little flaws can improve and are findable. Lower your expectations.
it really is
as they say, "in 10 years you'll both be different people anyway"
Absolutely agree man
My approach was to find someone for whom the hard things for me were effortless, and I eventually found someone who felt the same way about me.
You can’t lower your expectations if they are already the lowest
Edit: That’s most amount of likes I’ve ever gotten
Let me Guess, you look for someone who is a human?
SpectraLuna no I’ll take an alien
and they are around my age other than that I’m perfectly fine
TRUTH!!!!
@Sarah Glowzinski Hey, I do think you're a piece of shit, but please give me a chance ❤️
"Love can make us suck less"
well i mean it depends
*M E G A S U C C*
@bruh bruh
Get out
I gasped
Nice
Lmao
My phone has 2%
So I chose to watch this
You are very wise
Mines at 8
MiNeS aT 2l%
* salutes you *
Always a good decision. *nods*
Is that the Spearmint theme on Google Slides?
yep
it looks good tho
Yes.
Shhhhh... No one's supposed to know..
FBI OPEN UP
"... I don't want a slob, somebody with bed head, in a dead end job..." What are you talking about Mr.Aizawa Sensei IS perfect!
"Everyone deserves love~"
Me:not mineta *throws a grap at wall*
Love this comment
He is bb
Get someone who respects you so much they add both Mr and Sensei to your name... but seriously Mr. Aizawa Sensei is PERFECT.
He belongs to joke sensie
"We all deserve love, even in those days when we aren't our best.
'Cause we all suck... But love can make us suck less. "
The best sentence I've ever listen about love :v
"You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not"
Best line
And he sounds so good singing it too
I dont know why, but l think those kaomojis are adorable.
No u
@@seamussmyth1928 no u
@@Blob69 you're firing on all cylinders you are.
@@seamussmyth1928 no u you are
(^з^)-☆
Bo Burnham is a musical legend
Change my mind
Im not gonna cuz ur right
Go fuck yourself
Thomas Sanders, but you aren't wrong
Why would I do such thing smh
@@noori0202 help, lemme go!
"Half-good, half-bad half-boy"
Midoriya: *sweats in Todoroki*
I understood that reference!
@@alanhiding1471 a fellow bnha fan, I see....
*oop-*
**sweats in mitsuba sousuke**
@@fyoratlover69 Make it ratkasa
Me: is Bisexual
I feel very attacked right now
Rita 22
Nobody cares
@@madagotthejail7098 Well, you took your time to reply "nobody cares" so it looks like _you_ care because you replied.
@@madagotthejail7098 thats rude
alois trancy to be fair, they’re right
@@yolomcswagmuffins6574 its still rude
2:54 that note!! So beautiful!!
Why did I keep replaying this...
The perfect guys and girls exist, they’re fictional.
“You May think this guy only exists in your mind”
Yeah that and anime
Found another dumb weeb omg
@@dedeadam9698 I did found a Daganronpa fan though ^
Hi Im also a danganronpa fan 😏
@@dedeadam9698 why you act like know everything?
I dont act like I know everything, I just know she's a weeb.
2:53 that “love” gives me chills i love it so much omg
Alright, I guess I didn't see this for the first *year* but, at 0:58 it's supposed to be "You're right" not "Your right." What can I say I was 11. Also it's from Make Happy not what guys XD
Tanya Degurechaff it doesn’t really matter
feels bad man as a 13 year old i mess up the you're your so much
@@octoberrust6365 Look into the description. If you claim to have the most accurate lyrics grammer does matter.
KartoffelWilli Peter again it really doesn’t matter it’s literally a tiny detail.
@@octoberrust6365 Not to you but it does to other people
Why in the world am I listening to this on Valentine's Day? Because I fell like it would make me feel better about being single
So I'm not the only one
I mean...your profile pic just says that youre single
@@theloczek9582 that is the sad truth
“Yeah woo that sadness out”
Me: *sobs* w-woo Hoo *falls on knees and hugs a pillow*
Got to be honest, my favorite part about this video is that it's made with google slides
Wha-
Omg
"Just pick a girl and love her, and pray to whatever you believe in that she loves you back."
It might not fit the meter, but it's more accurate.
Should I sing in class?
Edit Thursday November 5 2020: yeah I completely forgot to update this, I got detention and a note to my mom
Yessss do IT
The Roses Are Dead YES
Replace the D word with the word parts and change “is” to are where appropriate. Also if you’re in your teens you can say. It’s the very best thing that I’ve ever seen... i should know i just turned (insert age)
Oh and switch the f word to the word screw
Do it and make a video about it
we all just slept on the line "If he has a thing for feet, say 'fuck it; sweep me off them'" didn't we
So many girls and guys need to see this song. He is speaking about honesty. We can't get the perfect person.
The girls wants were actually very realistic for normal people. And an example of a good bad boy? Probably Michael Reeves. A good boy but very ornery. All the other stuff was just somebody that’s nice and not emotionally stunted
Data says otherwise. Bumble has shown 80% of women go for the top 15-20% of men... sorry, Prince Charming isn't going to settle for you!
@@Phoenix-pm2qr My question is, what does "top 15-20% of men" MEAN? Top in... good looks? Income? Top rated among other girls? I'm not unwilling to believe that women are picky, but statistics like that need to be backed up by something quantifiable.
'Prince Charming would never settle for you'
Dude hit me with the reality stone.
Jokes on you I have no expectations
Dose he relies he somewhat explained a gay guy and a lesbian girl.
But did he actually?
Levi Kim well maybe not a lesbian girl but definitely a gay guy
@@thatoneperson2604 Okay, I might now see where you can get that
I way thinking the same thing lol
r/ bone Apple tea
2:12 all the girls just screamed and I was like LOL but also I just felt attacked at the same time
Clown: *Uses You’re wrong.* Everyone else: Time to destroy this fool
Imma play this at my wedding. I'm not joking, I get married in a couple months and I'll do it.
record it
YES
OMG YASSS
How was your wedding?
was ur weddin good bestie?
The fact that this is a powerpoint presentation makes this lyric video 10000 times better
this was the first bo burnham song i ever listened to. my friend was playing it and i heard the "guess what?" and i thought it would be a normal love song you know, and then he hit me with the whiplash of "your right" i swear to god this man plays me like a damn fiddle
I KNOW RIGHT??
"a half good half bad half boy"
This is unironically a beautiful song with a beautiful message.
It’s so true tho like some girls be like “I want him to be taller than the Empire State Building” and guys be like “I want her to be the actual prettiest person on earth” and then I come in like “can I have someone that cares about be slightly” and then the universe just be screaming “fuuucc no” all throughout our questions
You know, same. But I also know that I would have to talk to people I don't know for that to happen and f that.
Taller than the Empire State Building. A Hahahah you might have a problem there not to mention food for something that large.
@@austy_whasty7941 i just want somebody to love me for who i am and doesn't give a shit about what i look like
The fuck are you talking about? I have plenty to choose from! But they do start to stink after a few weeks...
@@TiffanyRay Sorry but scientifically that's not possible because natural selection. We may be smart but we're still animals.
To be honest, this opens my eyes.
"You might think your d is a gift but I promise it's not" LMFAO
"We all suck, but love can make us suck less."
Best line i've heard all day.
"Cos we all suck, but love can make us suck less"
are you sure about that
I laughed my ugly laugh at this
"But deep down we knows we don't deserve"
This line haunts me in every situation of life.
I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THIS SONG IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!!!
*can't lower your expectations if ya don't have any*
I'm not the only one who loves the way he sings the line "It's the very best part of being alive", right?
Ok but the "love" at 2:50 is ABSOLUTELY *angelic*
“And if he’s into feet say fuck it sweep me off them” ABSOLUTE GENUIS
[Intro]
We all want love
How many single ladies out there, looking for love tonight? (Wooo!)
Yeah, woo that sadness out
There's more where that came from
Ladies, I know what you want-want-want
[Verse 1]
You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
The kind of guy that gets along with your friends
Without being attracted to any of them
A good boy, a bad boy; a good bad boy;
A half good, half bad, half boy
Loves your brothers, sensitive but not weak and
Is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Now you might think that this guy only exists in your mind
Guess what: You're right!
[Chorus]
If you want love, lower your expectations a few
Because Prince Charming would never settle for you~
If you want love, just pick a guy and love him
And if he's got a thing for feet, say: "Fuck it, sweep me off 'em"
[Interlude]
Now the good thing is that at least men have very realistic expectations for women... He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song
[Verse 2]
You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not
Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot
The kind of girl that you can show to your folks
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl;
A brand new, really hot, real doll
Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
But she's real, but last week she died
[Chorus]
If you want love, lower your expectations a lot
You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not
If you want love, just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer
[Bridge]
I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob
Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
We want perfect children, a perfect life
A perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know, we don't deserve it
But-
[Outro]
We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best
'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less
We all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive
And I would know I just turned 25.
couldn’t you’ve added just the fking song lyrics
@@Sahil-.- The whole video is the lyrics. What are you on about?
"She's real but last week
SHE DIED"
padme in a nutshell
P&Wfan 2004- oh god
"Perfect wife or husband but im not gay..." best thing ive heard ever
See, here's the issue, perfection of any kind is an illusion....
2:50 AHHH THE NOTES ON LOVE IS SOOOOOO GOOD AHHH
2:10 my mom came in. Good thing I somehow paused it at the right time
...this is scary accurate
Essssssaaaacccclllleeeeeee
Shout out to the arospecs who don’t have to deal with any of this
“You might think your duck is a gift I promise it’s not” notice how only women cheered after that joke.
"You want a good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy"... fucking preach bro
like half of the comments are anime references.
1,000 views? Hm. Guess I did my job.
7.5k views!!
13k now!
41k!!
54K
87k
0:34 the moment I realized I already knew this song without ever having formally listened to it
"Ladies I know what you want, you want a guy-"
Me: Wrong already
Bo burnham :how many single ladys looking for love tonight
Mom:*texts* why are you wooing so loud
mathematically, considering that someone watches this video every week and hence the perfect girl dies every week, there are 12887 perfect girls alive at any given moment
Bo really said "These punchlines are rated E for everyone"
I just noticed that you made this using slides.
I just realized that every single lyric video i’ve seen up until this point was made using google slides.
My mind has honestly been blown and i’m now questioning everything.
Also, Bo Burnham is literally the best and I love his songs!
I picked a guy and loved him..He did the same thing.
We both were scared to get into a relationship (he was cheated on and basically raped in his other ones and me? I just had many issues and was scared of it being fake and being used.).
He took a chance and asked me out, he was my best friend, I for some reason wanted to try to love him. So I asked him to wait while I thought it through, thought through my feelings and stuff. A week later I asked him out. I'm so glad I opened up to him, I'm glad to have him in my life even if it's not perfect and things go wrong and we hurt each other a bit. Getting through the rocky bits is the worst part, but once through it's smooth sailing with a bit of storms here and there. We are both very committed to each other and I love him so so much!
This song sort of helped a little, It helped me just take a chance especially since I loved him back. I knew he wouldn't hurt and use me. And He hasn't. He's perfect in my eyes and that's close enough.
Thank you so much, that was very helpful^^
"because prince charming would never settle for you" haha i should know that from experience
When you realise he was talking about the guy’s dog.
The "really hot real doll" line is super underrated
Lower your expectations Pringles cans will never get bigger
How does this not have more notes
1:22
Yoosung: **laughs in rika**
Hey if Yoosung could like, lower his expectations to the point of not wanting to bang his cousin, I'd be satisfied with that.
I cant believe ive been watching this video for ages and have just found out youre a homestuck fan. i can never escape
truuuue
@@Dimentio omg the legend themself replies!? wasnt expecting that honestly! recently got into homestuck and no i notice it everywhere 😭
@@ducksydoesstuff2165 ik its like uhh ... a disease XoD i luv homestuck tho its really fun
@@ducksydoesstuff2165 and yeah once you know what homestuck is, it follows you for the rest of your life. not. even. once. :o) XoD
@@Dimentio thats so true honestly, im literally making homestuck references every single day, i cant think of certain words without thinking about them being in homestuck 3XD im not finished with it yet because i only started it like- this year but its a total obssession lmao
" feminist who likes to pay for stuff"
Me: HA S I M P
“If he’s got a thing for feet say fuck it, sweep me off them.” I remember watching this years ago for the first time and I literally had to pause because I was laughing so fucking hard.
I want this to be played at my wedding to piss off the guests.
Giggling the whole time
Cause damn you're right.
“uhh...”
That one really makes you think
That was my favorite lyric video on here I think
"A good boy. A bad boy. A good bad boy. A half good,half bad, half boy."
-Bo
I just want a half boy😔
Half good, half bad, half bad half boy. Todoroki? How did you knowwww?
Edit: Holy hetero that's a lot of likes
Edit (again): Oh my... 580 likes?? I am... Wow there is a lot of gay confusion happening rn
HECK YEAH
*inhale*
Kirishima loves your brother
Finally someone else who thought of this--
OMG SAME
Kiki Waka why is bnha stans everywhere wtf
I'll settle for mildly attractive, and seemingly slightly happier when I enter the room.
cars
Gotta love that wholesome turn at the end
"Yeah, woo that sadness out! There's more where that came from..."
Wow. Such foreshadowing for the rest of the special.
Oh so sweet tthanks Jatt from the NA analyst of league hahaa came from Divephoria
"A real girl"
Me who's had enough of real people: 👁👄👁