I didn’t know this is where the “can I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time” came from. Pleasant surprise
I love how he switched from the wholesome parts of the internet to the dark corners. "Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine year old who died!" See?
Duo, I just want to let you know that you're not the only one who can blackmail. Let go of my family, and I might not tell anyone about what happened with Hooty.
It’s all of it I had to take a Xanax. I’m so freaked out I can’t stop listening I love it! And he’s actually got a very nice voice. I love that he’s using it for good.
Have you ever walked your lemon on a Thursday morning at night in the middle of a hot snowstorm only to realize you left your pet fence in the dishwasher?
I've not come across this song before... This needs to be Humanity's national anthem 😅🥃 Edit: 1 year later- 4k likes? Thank you all for an unexpected amount of people agreeing that were all part of a wonderfully messy, ridiculous but amazing species. For better or for worse. 😊
I remember the first time I found this song I was looking for "Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" and became obsessed. I later on found out this was the wrong song and the actual song was Goodbye lmao
i love bo burnham's music, his music is so good, he's way too underrated, he could be just as famous as some other artists but i don't know why people don't like popularizing underrated artists
There's lot of weird stories that can be found in a lifetime without internet now, when you have like 8 billion humans and a good bunch of them connected together, limits above lifetimes
Good lord, this makes the internet sound like a person, like the devil himself trying to trick you into giving him your soul. Seriously though, this is unironically awesome haha, it really sounds like a villain song, idk, there's just something really menacing and threatening about the song despite none of the lines being overtly threatening. Also I died at "Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids." 😂Also this is basically how it feels to browse the internet and you have ADHD. A bunch of websites and stuff all vying for your attention. "Can I interest you in a bit of everything all of the time?" indeed.
“And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking eachother” wow erm nah that’s true look up Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter 😭😭😭
@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s man i dont even have a phone or iPad, all I got is this computer to go on the internet with, and xbox but xbox is worse at strolling the internet.
“And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other” For some reason I burst out laughing seeing that kind of lyrics ( 0:59 ) No it gets worse. I almost laughed at 1:06 . Worse. 1:27 . There is too much.
i just found this song and was playing it on a speaker in my room while my brother was playing with cars(hes 8 im 16) i was fine then one minute came along my mouth fell open i couldnt believe what i was hearing my brother(bless his soul) asked me what was wrong i just told him i saw a really big bug and put off the song. i am grounded
I screamed every bit of this song out at my house and my school bus everyone looked at me and stopped talking and was like wtf was that shes weird so now i get the space i deserved and needed
"Has a song ever gave u 2020 trauma?"
Yes.
Lmao real
Yes
2020 trauma is a new phrase for me 😂 I’m loving it 😂
“Here’s a healthy breakfast option! You should kill your mom!”
Well that got dark quickly.
"here's why women never fuck you"
"see a man get beheaded":am I a joke to you
heres a tip for straining pasta heres a nine year old that died
@@Foxgaming14_ the way I read that when it just said it on teh video💀🙌👏
LMAOOO
"Apathys a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is one hell of a quote
He uses that in another one of his songs too called goodbye
This song always makes me cry for some reason, it's dark yet relaxing at the same time
I didn’t know this is where the “can I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time” came from. Pleasant surprise
Probably just thought of what the internet was and wrote it bc that’s exactly what it is
True! or the lagged laugh trend-
Also the glitchy laugh
The first part I heard from this was the laugh
I just knew it was Bo Burnham
I love how he switched from the wholesome parts of the internet to the dark corners. "Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine year old who died!" See?
It really does represent the internet, though
For real!
Bro described everyone's phone addiction in 4 mins and we're all vibing, me included
It feels like a crime watching this😭 but the beat so good ong
I love it when he just starts getting so literal
wow dou are you still mad at me its been a year now
Duo, I just want to let you know that you're not the only one who can blackmail.
Let go of my family, and I might not tell anyone about what happened with Hooty.
@sheersternfeld1914 REALL!!
THIS NEEDS TO BE EVERY SOCIAL MEDIAS GLOBAL ANTHEM
FR
Especially Twitter (I ain't calling it X)
@@Bringerofbatz Leave your x's in the past and continue tweeting 😂
@@gachatana9656lol imagine saying I’m Xing with my gf
@@usernotfound037
Imagine saying twittering
I'm jk
Everything that this song says is JUST REAL FACTS EVERYTHING IT HAS A POINT
It said kill your mom you sure
It made me literally cry and laugh at the same time
Yea 👍
Yea😂 be happy be horny be bursting with rage
It’s all of it I had to take a Xanax. I’m so freaked out I can’t stop listening I love it! And he’s actually got a very nice voice. I love that he’s using it for good.
the laugh at 3:50- bro was HAVING his villain arc
Omg fr I was thinking that😭😭
I found the MEME! I found it :)
@@adelinagabriela1271omg yes, I never knew we’re this laugh was from
Fr! It was so wholesome a few seconds before that villain arc laugh
I was waiting for the glitched laugh at the end lol 😂😂😂
Why does this song relax me? Why am I calm and happier now?
Probably cuz it's funny also the bouncy instrumental
Cuz some random guy sent you a pic of of his coc-
YESSSS
@@3xta8y-jj ayo- ?
Because you get little bit of everything all of the time
I personally think this is one of the most chaotic songs out there and I'm all for it
Have you ever walked your lemon on a Thursday morning at night in the middle of a hot snowstorm only to realize you left your pet fence in the dishwasher?
literally happens to me every thursday i thought this was normal??
Real
And I thought I was she only one
Yes
Bro I think I left my triangle in the toilet too 😨
Burnham really went from Cheery to sweet and inspirational to straight up phycopath-
thats me on a normal day
Nothing sus about that, in my opinion. ^^
@@TheCurlyCoder Ty ty
" Mommy let you use her Ipad, you were barely 2 " that sends shivers of memories down my spine.... Almost regret
Same😂😂
I was just listening to that line,when I saw this
My mom gave me an iPad when I was 13 (nearing 14)
she shared hers with me when i was six lol
My niece
It's all fun and games until you realize you can actually search all these things he's talking about...
even how to build a bomb??
@@crow700816 yep
@@PreCureFan1AND ABOUT A GUY’S COCK?! WTF
@@crow700816 yes.
Like a nuclear one😄
My man explained the world in 4 minutes and 42 seconds
Edit: Holy moly 2k likes 💀
Edit: holy smokes can i have this much subscribers 3k likes 🗿🗿🗿
Fr 😭
@@SolarPixelzz fr fr 🥺
Fr
@@Weirdgirl69wallysimp mhm
"Coloured picture of all Harry potter character rucking each other😭😂
Worth the duolingo ad 👍🏼
@{*craftypup*} yes
@@Idgaf_xoxo yea same
am i the only one who loves the way he says "take this quirky quiz"?
Yeah, it looks like the way an advert would say it.
The best thing about the internet is that everybody can use it.
The worst thing about the internet is that everybody can use it.
Catchy
Too catchy
... GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
This is never getting out of my head tho fr
@@LunarMoon317 5 months and i still remember his voice :[
Well this song is now stuck in my head so so catchy
Bro became a disney vilain at 3:53
For real
Real asf
"Would you like to see the news or... ANY FAMOUS WOMEN'S FEET?"
me rn: WTF?-
ik its like they know exactly what we're thinking
I would tbh
news about a famous woman's feet photo being exposed
i was taking a look on a website that rated famous women's feet. meghan's (prince harry's partner) won.
Ngl I get him
I've not come across this song before... This needs to be Humanity's national anthem 😅🥃
Edit: 1 year later- 4k likes? Thank you all for an unexpected amount of people agreeing that were all part of a wonderfully messy, ridiculous but amazing species. For better or for worse. 😊
Yes
Yes it does! 😂
Okay I'll see to it. The UKs government is reaching levels of corrupt nonsense that might allow room for an NPC like me to slip in a recommendation 😂
It is
FRRRR
Am I the only one who can sing this with no mistakes or what 😭
My lungs hurt
Nah same bro
I take that as a challenge
REAL
I CAN DO IT
Naaaa he went through a whole villan arc
"It was always the plan, to put the world in your hand"
Hits hard💀
"Here a 9 year old child who died'
💀
shivers down my spine
LITERALLY, THATS THE CHILD ITS DEAD 💀💀
But I'm nine
wait it’s the therian that got shot my her grandpa I think-
@@Phoebe_drawzI don't think she was a therian I think it was just a rumor
0:59 the best line in the song
Fr
Wtf
💀💀💀
Wtf-
omg ikr
(i actually came across that on the internet once)
I remember the first time I found this song I was looking for "Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" and became obsessed. I later on found out this was the wrong song and the actual song was Goodbye lmao
Listening to this with my eyes closed, not doing anything else except listening.This song makes my brain fizzy. (in a good way)
I love this song... _i know have to devote all of my time to learn all of the lyrics so i can sing them perfectly_
Me too
Please no.. the start of this song is cursed 💀
“AAND a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different charecters in Harry Potter ___kING EACHOTHEr-“
THAT PART GOT ME
It's true tho......
As someone who got tablet (and with it access to internet) at 9, i see this as an absolute win.
9?! Dayum
I got mine at age 13, almost 14
@@MoonlarkSpirits I got mine when I was 7)
i love bo burnham's music, his music is so good, he's way too underrated, he could be just as famous as some other artists but i don't know why people don't like popularizing underrated artists
I love ur pfp
Everytime somone goes on the internet this should start playing
And then they'll get out 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ITS THE "COLOR PENCIL DRAWINGS OF HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS FUCKING EACH OTHER" THAT GOT ME LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way it slowly gets more insane
This song feels like the anthem that would be used to describe humanity right now
I may have Adhd and with how fast this song is, it almost explains how i feel at times
Bro the song talking about mommys ipad gave me flash backs
3:50 that laugh tho...
I know that laugh is scary.
THESE LYRICS ARE KILLING ME XD
The Harry Poter one got me
POV your teacher asks you to qrite an essay about humanity:
Fr😂
Ftt
Copy these lyrics and DONE hahahahhahhahhahhahahahaa
I intend to make this a reality. As soon as the next year starts….
Fr
At 3:54 who else expected the glitch that tiktok has put into our heads
i cant unhear it and its annoying
RIGHT LMFAOOO
i know this song so well i sing all the words when listening to it i can't stop my self
Bro, this explains the whole world
This should be the music in the background when you enter Google lmao-
There's lot of weird stories that can be found in a lifetime without internet
now, when you have like 8 billion humans and a good bunch of them connected together, limits above lifetimes
And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings of all the different characters in hp fucking each other was the best line
I can finally sing the song. It also has the FULL song and not just chunks of it. You earned a sub.
This song spikes my anxiety and then relaxes me- 💀
Am I weird for thinking that this song actually still slays?
Not at all
yes
this has to be earth's national anthem!
0:59 .... Even me as a potterhead ... It was something else...
Fr 💀
That's so real, it was concerning
This calms my ADHD
" be happy be horny be bursting with rage👹👹" killed me 😂
Good lord, this makes the internet sound like a person, like the devil himself trying to trick you into giving him your soul. Seriously though, this is unironically awesome haha, it really sounds like a villain song, idk, there's just something really menacing and threatening about the song despite none of the lines being overtly threatening. Also I died at "Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids." 😂Also this is basically how it feels to browse the internet and you have ADHD. A bunch of websites and stuff all vying for your attention. "Can I interest you in a bit of everything all of the time?" indeed.
3:54 hahahahahahahhahaha- AH HA- what
Ikr 💀
Ikr that sent me 😅
“And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking eachother” wow erm nah that’s true look up Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter 😭😭😭
This is my first time hearing the full version and I was not expecting the Harry Potter line😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Bro explained humanity by a song.. how FASCINATING
Did I memorize this? Yes. Why? I have no clue. How long did I spend listening to this? Don’t worry about it. Will I keep singing it? Yes.
Real
Should definitely be the first song the aliens hear
Agreed
100%, it just sums up humanity so 'nicely'
This is the wildest song... EVER
My sis informed me about this song and I love it🙂
This song is definitely very catchy ❤❤❤❤❤
1:21 needa memorize this part perfectly
The Harry Potter line 😂🖐️
Very nice as always
This is what i will show to my child when i'll give him his first Phone.
Give your child an iPad when it’s barely two
@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s man i dont even have a phone or iPad, all I got is this computer to go on the internet with, and xbox but xbox is worse at strolling the internet.
@@PoggersFloppa it’s a reference to the song.
@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s Lmao
Bro Explained The Whole Internet Itself, W Bro Who Sing This Song And He Might Be Our True Internet Singer🗿🍷🔥🔥🔥🎶🎶🎶🗣️🗣️🗣️
omg i luaghed at the harry potter one 😂😂😂😂
2:30 Just right before the towers fell😅😅
3:56 *villian arc enters the chat*
1:00 lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
Hii
He’s spiting straight facts
3:35 best line😂😂
1:06 best line
Jax wrote the lyrics, Caine sang it and pomni is listening in horror
real lmao
Bo Burnham, fuckin crazy, man 😂😂
That is what happen when the most normal person in 4 Chan makes a song
3:53 it sounds really weird hearing this without the TikTok remix/meme thing lmao
This song sums up the dangers of screen addiction better than any PSA I’ve ever seen in school.
“And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other”
For some reason I burst out laughing seeing that kind of lyrics ( 0:59 )
No it gets worse.
I almost laughed at 1:06 .
Worse. 1:27 .
There is too much.
3:55 i was walking while listenìng to this. i was walking, and then i hit my head, and i never fellt so small knowing a song laughed at me
This literally discribes the whole internet right now
1 heart i will sing this in the school singing program.
i just found this song and was playing it on a speaker in my room while my brother was playing with cars(hes 8 im 16) i was fine then one minute came along my mouth fell open i couldnt believe what i was hearing my brother(bless his soul) asked me what was wrong i just told him i saw a really big bug and put off the song.
i am grounded
Yeah, very glad I have some headphones..
Dude I hadn’t heard this song for a while and it came on and I couldn’t skip it lol
What is it about Bo Burnham? Why do I like all his songs?
I just found this song "this is a banger"
I'm playing this for my birthday
Just listened to this after listening to “ Two Birds of a Feather” and i am now very happy.
does anyone even realize at 3:52 the piano sounds is like a referrence from hazbin hotel song call stayed gone?
Now that I went back to it, I noticed it
i thought it was rush e
It couldn't be a referrence, this song was made before hazbin hotel season 1 was released
i'm slightly disapointed everytime i hear the laugh and it's not glitched bc of how used to it i grew😞
I screamed every bit of this song out at my house and my school bus everyone looked at me and stopped talking and was like wtf was that shes weird so now i get the space i deserved and needed
Dang!
Diagnosis: Stage 420 terminal autism