@DarkSymphony777 it's possible, but its also possible Suwako had descendents like a Greek god or Titan. Aphrodite's...unique, way of being born comes to mind.
Suwa sounds like one of those Robocalls telling me I owe the IRS a bajillion dollars and that I have to pay those off using gift card codes that I must send to some undisclosed locations in India or Pakistan.
Damn, Sanae feeling such familiar affection to Suwa to the point of calling her mom by error is actually really wholesome. It is worth to notice Suwa takes more care and is commonly more worried for Sanae than Kanako, like an actual mother would
Starting at 2:11 it feels like it turns into actual touhou dialogue. Like that feels 1000% like how Sanae would act in an official Doujin. Also Suwako getting more and more happy each time it happens is adorable!
you know the most ironic of all this is suwako is the only one of the three that is both canonically not a virgin had married someone and gave birth and also look like 12 years old
@@xS1D3SW1P3x nope, Suwako had a human husband, and the tragedy of that mortality kinda depressed her enough to let Kanako take part of the Shrine while she languished for a bit. But Sanae being in her life gave her some hope that this has been worth the previous pain. It's part and parcel of being a long living entity, you lose your partners eventually, lose yourself a little, come back to find out descendants, try to build a life again, the usual.
Suwako and Sanae got that mother daughter relationship going on, while Yasaka has been relegated to that Cool Aunt Role- She seems quite envious of that fact!
I watched like 3 vids and this is already one of my favorites channel I love the histories you do dude, you also got a really good looking art style I'll make sure to all your vids, you do a really amazing job!! :D
4:21 I feel sort of bad for Reimu :( But at least the other gurls had fun (especially Marisa). Poor Sanae was in a situation like when someone calls their teacher mom. Nice vid by the way! Can't wait for the next one!
*Meanwhile* Reimu: thanks for helping breaking my hot tub mom- I mean Yukari.... Yukari: Mom? You know you can also call me mommy if you want, or even your older sister. Reimu: 💀 Nice animatic btw, never knew a situation like this can be so damn funny.
1:58 suwako gotta get there get back 2:01: lier 2:04: fight back bruh 2:22: you gotta get a comeback bruh 2:32: facts is crazy 2:35: dang tragic and not hit puberty 2:45: :0 4:19: stop da cap
Dang, you're right. I used the wrong word. That's what happens when you need to write these scripts fast. But at this point, I can only fix the subtitles.
We have no idea. Distant ancestor could mean anything from hundreds of years to maybe 5 generations away. That does make me curious though, if Suwako had another kid, what would that make them in relation to Sanae? A distant great cousin? Family trees get very weird and awkward when immortals and gods are involved.
Kanako Yasaka the goddess with a body of a developed thirty year-old woman, Sanae Kochiya a demigoddess with a body of a busty teenybopper and Suwako Moriya a goddess with a body of a prepubescent twelve year-old. Also, has anyone noticed Tsukasa Kudamaki was with them for one frame at 0:01? She didn't have a line or the camera didn't showed her up close. Possibly she played a minor role here as the silent waitress and left the scene immediately.
Dang, Reimu’s hot tub fell apart? That’s rather… misfortunate. Here’s hoping the poor Miko can get a win… but it’s Reimu, sooo Either way this was a fun one. Love the Moriya Shrine trio, I always enjoy it when they’re portrayed more domestically, even though there’s 2(.5) goddesses there. (Also Suwako’s reactions to being called mom were adorable! Her smile’s precious)
@@ИванЛесуковWhich is exactly why she constantly hovers around the shrine and formally employs Reimu for some of the incident solving.(Mind you, fixing what is broke is kind of Reimu's duty? I'm fairy sure there is no actual requirement to pay her jack, even if Reimu talks that way in TH8.)
1 0:19 =0 Que isso Marisa?!?! 2 1:05 Isso mesmo Sueako, viva a castidade 3 1:07 -_- Olha.... se a Kanako permitiu.... mas né.... caso a Sanae namore, ela não terá tempo para deveres como Sacerdotisa 4 1:29 Realmente, viva a vergonha, sem se expor o corpo ao público 5 1:45 =/ Pobre Suwako Com tanto tempo de vida e tem esse nível de vergonha, coitada. 6 3:21 Ohn 💕 Suwako ficou feliz por ter sido chamada de mãe, que fofo 💕 7 4:19 AYAAAA!!!!! >=/
Marisa:"You are very pretty today, mom." Sakuya:"I know we are friends, Marisa, but this is very over the line." Marisa:"But she called me sister and you are her mom, so that means..." Sakuya:"I'm not lady Flandoor's mom!"
I still have it as my head cannon that suwako made her descendants either from the mud (like jesus) or she imbued some random kids with her own god powers and they by power became her kids.
@@finalsurvivor1reimu has several cats 2 dogs a small pocket princess a space jester a turtle and a homeless beggar. Marisa has snake and recently a dog Remilia has probably several exotic pets including a cupacabra
I love how a simple _mom_ word make grumpy frog become her most happiest moment in life
Two, actually
Yes
Canon: Suwako is Sanae's ancestor. Naturally, after living so long and being raised by her, Sanae would be compelled to call her mom.
Which means
At one point or another, suwako did the dirty with someone
@DarkSymphony777 it's possible, but its also possible Suwako had descendents like a Greek god or Titan. Aphrodite's...unique, way of being born comes to mind.
@@masterhand9305 ......true
But I like my idea better because now suwako can go drunk with junko in the mom club
you mean grandma
@@yokai1235Shh. Don't let her hear you say that.
The split-second image of Kanako giving the viewer a thumbs up is sending me 😂
Maybe Sanae would feel more comfortable calling Kanockers “Dad.”
(At least she owns the dad tux office suit.)
Kaknockers 💀💀💀
Kanockers is wild dude 💀
@@newturtle3fr🎉🎉🎉😂😂
Kano let’s💀💀
Damn, Suwako was getting roasted so hard.
"Imagine living 2000 years and still not hitting puberty" Damn that hurts
Kanako= in the end, she's still our child
Suwako= im not your wife!
This part made me laugh XD
Suwa sounds like one of those Robocalls telling me I owe the IRS a bajillion dollars and that I have to pay those off using gift card codes that I must send to some undisclosed locations in India or Pakistan.
Oh, the phone calls I get every hour about life insurance. I'm so happy to know that the entire country of India is so concerned for my health.
@@Compact_Youmu in my case the voice of Suwako sounds like a frog,so thats acurrate
also thanks for putting me in a video you upturned cabbage
@@Compact_Youmualso I am British
@@Compact_Youmuhahaha youmu is so funny
Kanako the virgin goddess vs Suwako the matriarch of a nation
Matriach of a nation vs one scientist gal
Tsukasa is just sitting out of frame not talking the entire episode 0:01
real
She was too busy changing hee diapers
a much needed breakfast to cause some mischief foe the day
Fr
nobody unironically likes her
1:47 Kanako giving Thumbs reminds me of Komachi, ah Compact, you have such good sense of humor 😊
Damn, Sanae feeling such familiar affection to Suwa to the point of calling her mom by error is actually really wholesome. It is worth to notice Suwa takes more care and is commonly more worried for Sanae than Kanako, like an actual mother would
Starting at 2:11 it feels like it turns into actual touhou dialogue. Like that feels 1000% like how Sanae would act in an official Doujin. Also Suwako getting more and more happy each time it happens is adorable!
Scarily lore accurate Sanae
Suwako is so happy to be called mom and Kanako took "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"!
Suwako likes to be called mom :D
Kanako feels a little envious.
Reimu couldn't do much against the news Aya brought out 🐦⬛
Reimu.. you should known better
Youkai mountain found itself being obliterated later day by a very angry Reimu
you know the most ironic of all this is suwako is the only one of the three that is both canonically not a virgin had married someone and gave birth and also look like 12 years old
Not sure about the first 2 since gods have abilites to make people out of random stuff.
Look at how keiki was made lol
I think it went more like Suwako raised a dying orphan child and blessed them with her blood healing them, making them a descendant of Moriya
@@xS1D3SW1P3x nope, Suwako had a human husband, and the tragedy of that mortality kinda depressed her enough to let Kanako take part of the Shrine while she languished for a bit. But Sanae being in her life gave her some hope that this has been worth the previous pain. It's part and parcel of being a long living entity, you lose your partners eventually, lose yourself a little, come back to find out descendants, try to build a life again, the usual.
@@di3727I suspect she literally shrank into her present form during that period. Sad frog....
@@hesiod_delta9209 nah, she has always been like that, I'm literally the human husband.
Kanako was bouta cry bruh 😭
2:41 the moment suwako won the convo with a simple error in judgement from Sanae
Apart from stealing books, it turns out Fetis Marisa has more of a plot twist 😅
kanako when: 👍
Loved the way the story turned! I was thinking that Suwako would continue to be bullied throughout the episode
Reimu will not let that slide
一瞬だけポーズをとる神奈子様
Kanako poses for just a moment
Nice one Kanako, she has the same tounge as komachi
*"I'm not your wife."*
Literally like Chowder and Panini, lol.
That slips when Sanae calls Suwako a mom, not even Kanako.
And Tsukasa is just there watching the whole thing unfold.
Kanako definitely deserved drum sounds effect at 2:07
2:46 I always like those random frames
I love the content of this channel it always makes me laugh, and thank you very much for the Spanish translation
Suwako and Sanae got that mother daughter relationship going on, while Yasaka has been relegated to that Cool Aunt Role- She seems quite envious of that fact!
Marisa stealing everybody’s clothes is something that would happen in canon
So Alice’s clothes was the start of all incidents!?!
@@Lemuel928”Take your clothes off and get in here!”
*_3:36_*_ Fue tal la sorpresa que hasta el adorno con forma de rana quedó con la boca abierta. XD_
I don’t have the slightest clue what any of this is but the thumbs up kills me every time
When Sanae trying to call Yasaka as mom, her voice is sound like Candace from Phinias and Ferb cartoon movie
I like how you made Sanae's froggy hair ornament yell too, lol
I watched like 3 vids and this is already one of my favorites channel
I love the histories you do dude, you also got a really good looking art style
I'll make sure to all your vids, you do a really amazing job!! :D
I know right??
lesanae
Poor Reimu at the end. She can’t catch a break thanks to Aya.
4:21 I feel sort of bad for Reimu :( But at least the other gurls had fun (especially Marisa). Poor Sanae was in a situation like when someone calls their teacher mom. Nice vid by the way! Can't wait for the next one!
Kanako sounds absolutely heartbroken about Sanae not calling her mom.
*Meanwhile*
Reimu: thanks for helping breaking my hot tub mom- I mean Yukari....
Yukari: Mom? You know you can also call me mommy if you want, or even your older sister.
Reimu: 💀
Nice animatic btw, never knew a situation like this can be so damn funny.
Reimu: okay....grandmother
suwako sounds like marge simpson lol 0:30
probably one of my favorites from this channel
please never lose your artstyle, nor the voices, they are a perfect combination, i love your videos!
Happy Suwako best Suwako
Nobody:
Kanako:👍
1:58 suwako gotta get there get back
2:01: lier
2:04: fight back bruh
2:22: you gotta get a comeback bruh
2:32: facts is crazy
2:35: dang tragic and not hit puberty
2:45: :0
4:19: stop da cap
Is anyone else but me noticing that they live in a strangely modern house?
Kanako is a modern god
4:04 you mean ancestor?
Dang, you're right. I used the wrong word. That's what happens when you need to write these scripts fast. But at this point, I can only fix the subtitles.
No it fits since she kept jumbling her words around
Also counts as a lowkey insult since suwako is smaller and looks younger than sanae
👋👋👋
When 2hus roast each other: 👍
Suwako: You need to respect that Vow of chastity.
Suwako remind me again who is Sanae ancestor? I’m just saying.
*Don’t curse me please.*
How many "grand" next to the word "grandma" should i say to be fitting for her
We have no idea. Distant ancestor could mean anything from hundreds of years to maybe 5 generations away.
That does make me curious though, if Suwako had another kid, what would that make them in relation to Sanae? A distant great cousin?
Family trees get very weird and awkward when immortals and gods are involved.
@@bc9402 insanaety
Suwako didn't need to get roasted like that
Sanae won't admit it, but the real reason she can't call Kanako "Mom" is because she doesn't have the mom energy. 😎
She may look like a Mom, but she carries the scent of an aunt whose been through two divorces.
@@GrimKage07i wanna say a 40 year old cool aunt / auntie who is upper management positions in an office energy
Kanako Yasaka the goddess with a body of a developed thirty year-old woman, Sanae Kochiya a demigoddess with a body of a busty teenybopper and Suwako Moriya a goddess with a body of a prepubescent twelve year-old.
Also, has anyone noticed Tsukasa Kudamaki was with them for one frame at 0:01? She didn't have a line or the camera didn't showed her up close. Possibly she played a minor role here as the silent waitress and left the scene immediately.
Dang, Reimu’s hot tub fell apart? That’s rather… misfortunate. Here’s hoping the poor Miko can get a win… but it’s Reimu, sooo
Either way this was a fun one. Love the Moriya Shrine trio, I always enjoy it when they’re portrayed more domestically, even though there’s 2(.5) goddesses there.
(Also Suwako’s reactions to being called mom were adorable! Her smile’s precious)
1:47 I don't know why my mind played Peppino's pose sound effect of Pizza Tower, maybe I've seen a lot meme.
Meanwhile Yukari is crying herself to sleep because Reimu will never say it to her.
And okina tries too lol
Being yukari is suffering
Well. Touhou 8 madness she said herself that she doesn't care about Reimu
@@ИванЛесуков of course, and you believed something yukari said.
@@ИванЛесуковWhich is exactly why she constantly hovers around the shrine and formally employs Reimu for some of the incident solving.(Mind you, fixing what is broke is kind of Reimu's duty? I'm fairy sure there is no actual requirement to pay her jack, even if Reimu talks that way in TH8.)
I’ve watched this multiple times and only just noticed Tsukasa was there the entire time. Just never saying anything
More like grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand Mom
Touhou character moment
That's not enough there should be more grands
Such a sweet interaction 🫶🏼
I like the dynamic of each of them seeing their relationship in a different way.
Nah shes cooking roasts
I like how yasaka just thumbs up
I just keep hearing the "OK!" DK voice whenever Kanako does the thumbs up.
She wasn't blessed with her own mountain of faith😭💀
2:41 is when it happens by the way... I am sorry.
If not Mom, then just call Kanako your Dad. :)
LMAOO didn't notice Reimu with the newspaper at the end
I already know for a FACT suwako wanted to respond to kanako with “I’m not your wife, you’re MY wife!”
Todos sabemos que Suwako es muy maternal con Sanae
Ah yes after the entire days of stressful jobs, this thing really relieved my stress
Suwako peaked in Life
Right there
Mom Suwako and Dad Kanako, always adorable together and with Sanae.
1
0:19
=0
Que isso Marisa?!?!
2
1:05
Isso mesmo Sueako, viva a castidade
3
1:07
-_-
Olha.... se a Kanako permitiu.... mas né.... caso a Sanae namore, ela não terá tempo para deveres como Sacerdotisa
4
1:29
Realmente, viva a vergonha, sem se expor o corpo ao público
5
1:45
=/
Pobre Suwako
Com tanto tempo de vida e tem esse nível de vergonha, coitada.
6
3:21
Ohn 💕
Suwako ficou feliz por ter sido chamada de mãe, que fofo 💕
7
4:19
AYAAAA!!!!!
>=/
Technically isnt Suwako grandma
Flandre call sakuya mom or flandre call marisa sister
She'd probably be lowkey flattered but annoyed
Unless remilia said it too
Marisa:"You are very pretty today, mom."
Sakuya:"I know we are friends, Marisa, but this is very over the line."
Marisa:"But she called me sister and you are her mom, so that means..."
Sakuya:"I'm not lady Flandoor's mom!"
@@lpfan4491 Sakuya: I'm Remilia's mom!
@@toumaaizen556 flandre:🥲
@@Consd93 And Flan's too if Meiling is too busy.
you made me jealous i want to call my master satori mom now 😭
Suwako has no room to talk about chasity
One of the few characters with a cannon body count
I still have it as my head cannon that suwako made her descendants either from the mud (like jesus) or she imbued some random kids with her own god powers and they by power became her kids.
Several Shinto gods are born from anything from discarded body parts to jewels. In fact, the later is where Amaterasu's sons came from.
@@Xo-3130 yes but since Sanae has a human mom and dad there had to be seggs at some point
@@Xo-3130yes, but they still can have kids the regular way
@@akiradkcnthey're goddesses it's beneath them
But Suwako my mommy- *Get FBI’ed*
XD
Suwako liked that
Now I want to see a video of Sanae calling Kanako Dad.
I'm a simple guy, I see suwako I click
I always headcanon that Sanae has two moms
holy fuck fellow off fan
4:18 I'm not your wife ending makes me laugh so much XD
1:24 = 2:06 / Kanako Yasaka Did Suwako Dirty💀💀💀
Best gensokyo interpretation animations
Cute as per usual
I love kanakos voice
This video is actually funny
it almost sounded like a ytp at the end
thats ok, kanako will always be my mommy
Fun fact: Suwako is the goddess in Every touhou history
2:31 DAMN.
I luv the ending
Why is Tsukasa eating pancakes with them?
Tsukasa just decided she lives in the Moriya Shrine now during Touhou 19. Sanae can't get her to leave so they now have their own con artist.
@@finalsurvivor1reimu has several cats 2 dogs a small pocket princess a space jester a turtle and a homeless beggar.
Marisa has snake and recently a dog
Remilia has probably several exotic pets including a cupacabra
Moriya shrine marketing towards the furrys
Kanako, did a thumbs-up like 3 times on the whole video
(correct me if I'm wrong)
Also poor Tsukasa, she did not
even have the time to talk😢
KanaKO'D 🤘😎
Let's go
Man... I laughed more than I had to lmao
2:42 WE NEED A TF2 CRITICAL HIT SOUND EFECT HERE PRONTO 🩵
3:31 and here too!!🩵
I laugh about the fall appart and marisa steals the clothes XDDD,,, why dont make that vid?!
It was too hot for RUclips.
@@Compact_Youmu omg, the animator replies me. such an honor!
Dont bully the froggy.