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  • Опубликовано: 29 июн 2023
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    It's Boozy Brunch season for the over-30s and to celebrate the all-white parties and the early nights even though the school run is nearly done for six weeks, we have decided to draft on players in their fourth decade of life who play in the Premier League. MARGS, PK HUMBLE, SPECS GONZALEZ, JORDY, LUMOS and TEGO SIGEL pick from the best of the best of the tired and nearly retired.
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  • @asht3648
    @asht3648 Год назад +339

    Jordy must be close to breaking Lampards consecutive starts record

    • @unbiasedcritic9714
      @unbiasedcritic9714 11 месяцев назад +5

      Always ready and available

    • @dcfc7156
      @dcfc7156 3 месяца назад

      @@unbiasedcritic9714*no job

  • @LukeJamesLDN
    @LukeJamesLDN Год назад +326

    Lumos' confidence growing. Good to see Tego giving the youth team players some consistent game time.

    • @HEADIE1
      @HEADIE1 Год назад +29

      Not winning any big competitions with him in the side, if he wasn’t an academy product he’d already be out on loan to No Behaviour

    • @mangolos
      @mangolos Год назад +4

      youth team lmao lumos is about 45

    • @LukeJamesLDN
      @LukeJamesLDN Год назад +7

      Ain't you been watching bro he's between Jordy and Dazza's age. 🤣

    • @joubeid8311
      @joubeid8311 Год назад

      PK should be dropped quicklyyy

    • @xXxjokazxXx
      @xXxjokazxXx 11 месяцев назад

      This football talk is cringe now. Leave it to the creators

  • @CarlosCasanova9
    @CarlosCasanova9 Год назад +119

    i will never get tired of these "we dont get paid" jokes lol

    • @Oakland510
      @Oakland510 Год назад +2

      Lol stepping on loons neck

    • @sylvesterbanini4164
      @sylvesterbanini4164 11 месяцев назад

      @@Oakland510is that why he left?

    • @rb2k10
      @rb2k10 11 месяцев назад +2

      they already feel a little tired, soon will be mad jarring, dont let it get to 'reiss nelson against bournemouth' levels
      could get some good entertainment from them making slick comments about the topic tho

    • @PaprikaShango
      @PaprikaShango Месяц назад +1

      @@rb2k10 Reiss Nelson against Bournemouth is different though, the joke did not bang the first time, and never will bang.

  • @dv1220
    @dv1220 Год назад +52

    Tego needs to stop forcing the Lumos jokes just be the moderator please😂

  • @vox9058
    @vox9058 Год назад +233

    Thank God it’s Filthy Friday

  • @GurinderJohal
    @GurinderJohal Год назад +225

    Lumos getting another appearance, need some new Fellas, Lumos went from U18s to First Team regular in 5 episodes

  • @doris_en
    @doris_en Год назад +57

    You know it will be one hell of an episode when SPECS is in a vest 😭 😭

  • @tjb1492
    @tjb1492 Год назад +178

    Danny welbeck as a first round pick is wild 😂😂

    • @yeahok1839
      @yeahok1839 Год назад +11

      That’s a my bad pick all day

    • @CWmichigan
      @CWmichigan Год назад +5

      HOWLER 😂😂😂 Danny Welbeck first round 😂😂😂 Tego can’t know ball he might be playing Specs roll picking average players and gassing them up 😂😂😂

  • @fthestats
    @fthestats Год назад +69

    Tego getting away with 4 Brighton players is crazy 😂 Welbeck, Dunk, Steele and arguably Milner 😅

    • @1giane
      @1giane 11 месяцев назад +8

      loool wtf i was thinking the same

  • @hmmmm2631
    @hmmmm2631 Год назад +39

    Eltham is definitely south east London , this Tego guy hasn’t been out of Brixton and it shows every time he talks about south.

    • @rebeccawallace1385
      @rebeccawallace1385 Год назад +4

      I don’t even think Tego has been to Brixton 😂

    • @AA-xt7no
      @AA-xt7no 11 месяцев назад +1

      Defo not from south 😂 I know where Eltham is and I’m from across the water

    • @hmmmm2631
      @hmmmm2631 11 месяцев назад

      @@rebeccawallace1385 nah he’s from Brixton still

  • @rj2409
    @rj2409 Год назад +22

    Dazza's "no he don't" killed me 😂😂

  • @dantes6728
    @dantes6728 8 месяцев назад +4

    Tego- "Henderson to Saudi Arabia?....No way!"
    Howler no 17,932

  • @simonlevi
    @simonlevi Год назад +194

    As a fellow south Londoner having tego as a representation of south is appalling. Eltham is 100% south it’s SE9 literally 5mins away from woolwich

    • @strausshamilton8854
      @strausshamilton8854 Год назад +20

      Absolutely shocking 🤣 he can’t be from south

    • @umutk9633
      @umutk9633 Год назад +16

      5 mins from Lewisham as well lol

    • @jimedgar5942
      @jimedgar5942 Год назад +5

      Always having stinkers 😂

    • @strausshamilton8854
      @strausshamilton8854 Год назад

      @@jimedgar5942 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ydh.1826
      @ydh.1826 Год назад +5

      Man tryna claim Croydon is south but lewisham ain't 😂 let alone Eltham

  • @gvdc
    @gvdc Год назад +111

    32:20 that was a comically overhit pass from PK but Tego controlled the ball well to his credit

  • @Blacked2
    @Blacked2 Год назад +10

    20:23 tego became a sassy 13 year old girl

  • @amohammed4407
    @amohammed4407 Год назад +30

    Tego gets an alleged girlfriend and now he's sticking it on Lumos the whole show😴

    • @bole3019
      @bole3019 Год назад +18

      Throws out dead strays the entire show because he knows it’s the only one that won’t throw back

    • @rebeccawallace1385
      @rebeccawallace1385 Год назад

      Facts 😂

  • @Hust13
    @Hust13 Год назад +16

    Abdoulaye Doucouré wears no.16😂😂😂😂tego back at it una

  • @maxmason3082
    @maxmason3082 Год назад +41

    I got all excited for dazza when I read ‘over 30s co-ords’ in my notification 😢

  • @statman90
    @statman90 Год назад +44

    Elthams postcode is SE it’s south, Tego can’t be from south and not know this lol

    • @urbz100
      @urbz100 Год назад +1

      I was so disappointed

  • @siphobanda1707
    @siphobanda1707 Год назад +30

    Pebbles was Fred's daughter and bam bam was barney's son 😂😂😂 can't believe they big upped margz for getting it wrong 💀

  • @kprinz11
    @kprinz11 11 месяцев назад +14

    Tego was weird in this ep lol. He prompted Lumos to talk about the breakup to get the viewers to know him more and warm up to him which was a smart and nice thing by Tego. Then Tego spends like the whole rest of the episode making fun of him over the breakup. I get the banter but it wasn't even clever or a funny reason the call back to it. Just was like focusing on him to laugh at, it just came off as weird

    • @teamtakage2180
      @teamtakage2180 11 месяцев назад +1

      he was getting pressured lol

    • @UnknownPerson-yx2sb
      @UnknownPerson-yx2sb 11 месяцев назад +1

      It was a Jordan Henderson performance from Tego😂

    • @TheAssaultkid
      @TheAssaultkid 11 месяцев назад

      I'm glad I weren't the only one that noticed that. He was overdoing it.

  • @hoodiemelo84
    @hoodiemelo84 11 месяцев назад +3

    A man said Dazza whats going on whilst looking at Margs 😭🤣🤣 SG the funniest ever

  • @skategamesleague3322
    @skategamesleague3322 Год назад +6

    Congratulations Tego, you don't know south!

  • @Sam-UraiX
    @Sam-UraiX Год назад +54

    We need Lippy starting every game!

  • @skimdmilk
    @skimdmilk Год назад +6

    Tego: “two players per team” then proceeds to pick 4 Brighton players lmao

  • @firstnamelastname-gl6pl
    @firstnamelastname-gl6pl Год назад +6

    Tego has had a howler because all spurs players have said that Ben Davies is the smartest one on the squad and all he does is read books 😭😭😭

  • @junaydsumra6526
    @junaydsumra6526 11 месяцев назад +2

    Good call from specs yk hendos gone Saudi 😂😂😂

  • @D1al-ton3
    @D1al-ton3 Год назад +9

    Was not expecting this dropping.
    Made my day 👌

  • @fargofards
    @fargofards Год назад +4

    Tego acts like the mayor of south 😂😂

  • @tylerlacroix6053
    @tylerlacroix6053 Год назад +75

    Margs is probably the most consistent filthy fella ngl

    • @muttz_10
      @muttz_10 Год назад +45

      Nah that’s Jordy icl.

    • @NM-hq1io
      @NM-hq1io Год назад +14

      @@muttz_10I think Tyler meant a consistently excellent player - Jordy more of a Gary Neville ready salted type bredda, he’s available, gets the job done but nothing to scream home about

    • @tylerlacroix6053
      @tylerlacroix6053 Год назад +2

      It’s like he’s consistently solid every episode, I expect Margs to be Margs. Always funny and contributes to the show regardless.

    • @prod.waviee7234
      @prod.waviee7234 Год назад +8

      margs said nothing this ep what you talking about. i love margs don’t get me wrong but man didn’t do nothing this ep

    • @tylerlacroix6053
      @tylerlacroix6053 Год назад

      @@prod.waviee7234 But did he say nothing though ?

  • @reznov1408
    @reznov1408 Год назад +15

    Tego claimed he never got dumped, but then mentioned Lumos getting dumped every time he gave a pick.
    Man got flashbacks.
    Gives off bully victim bullying someone else to feel better about themselves

  • @chinksey-MEDIA
    @chinksey-MEDIA Год назад +4

    Margs is motm after jus 2 mins wid dat french accent 😭🤣
    He ran out of steam shortly afterwards tho lol

  • @charliewright4917
    @charliewright4917 Год назад +8

    Love the mention of Welling from PK😂

  • @davidoffei-manu9318
    @davidoffei-manu9318 Год назад +5

    Yassss cah that Saudi episode was borderline stinky

  • @bensayer1352
    @bensayer1352 Год назад +4

    Tego stinking out the gaff, Specs on a mazza, that Walcott select was elite

  • @jmanutd1311
    @jmanutd1311 Год назад +2

    12:05 did you cry?
    Lumos: yhhhh
    PK: Eyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @n.4973
    @n.4973 Год назад +4

    Jordy coming like Yung Filly .. loudly repeating everything that others say 😭

  • @GhostFaceWinner
    @GhostFaceWinner Год назад +10

    32:20 PK is Hilarious 😂

  • @kod999
    @kod999 Год назад +11

    margs and specs on the same table is guaranteed comedy gold every time

  • @Hogs1997
    @Hogs1997 11 месяцев назад +2

    Specs was right about Jordan Henderson being in Saudi.

  • @isaacacheampong8962
    @isaacacheampong8962 Год назад +4

    Margs need to be subbed off, look at him! 😂😂 57:58

    • @joubeid8311
      @joubeid8311 Год назад

      1:16:41 idek why PK is there who keeps inviting this guy

  • @jordanpoyser1381
    @jordanpoyser1381 Год назад +2

    The best draft ever. Only because the absolute madness of all the picks 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @tomjordan2242
    @tomjordan2242 Год назад +7

    Consistency from Specs and Jordy is class to see, no rotation needed.
    That was TOUGH to make a side none of you picked..
    Navas.
    Ward, Schar, Boly, Cresswell.
    Milivojevic, Cairney.
    Ayew, Sarabia, Coutinho.
    Jay Rodriguez.

  • @T.O32
    @T.O32 11 месяцев назад +3

    ELTHAM IS IN SOUTH!!! It’s literally SE9 next to woolwich, Hither Green, Blackheath! There’s more to south than Brixton Tego! 😂

    • @LK-px6eo
      @LK-px6eo 10 месяцев назад

      Mums 😂

  • @creatifartiste
    @creatifartiste Год назад +11

    Eltham is SE9 so it is south. Tego doesn't know south SMH

  • @tmlmagee
    @tmlmagee Год назад +6

    yall gotta leave that brother lumos alone 😭

  • @jordanpoyser1381
    @jordanpoyser1381 Год назад +2

    Although it was the last draft of the season this was by far the best one of the season pure laughs from Start to finish

  • @Unknown-yz9pw
    @Unknown-yz9pw Год назад +7

    We need to make this a regular thing, Wednesdays & Fridays.

  • @shamlogan1160
    @shamlogan1160 Год назад +5

    44:30 this is funny cause he's actually got a degree in Business, regardless of that he actually looks smart if we're just basing this off looks

  • @cwindow16
    @cwindow16 11 месяцев назад +3

    No way Specs predicted Henderson to Saudi😂😂

  • @AD_8T3
    @AD_8T3 Год назад +3

    30:08 PK HAD ME 💀😭😭😭

  • @ManVsMinecraft1234
    @ManVsMinecraft1234 Год назад +7

    ive said it once and ill say it again lumos is class

  • @melvinkachere8782
    @melvinkachere8782 Год назад +3

    Margs on Drafts recently has been shelling man🔥

  • @jodaco3869
    @jodaco3869 Год назад +9

    2 eps in a week!!!

  • @user-qc4bz1iv7c
    @user-qc4bz1iv7c Год назад

    Honestly what an Eid gift, bonus Filthy episodes

  • @jeffrey2870
    @jeffrey2870 Год назад +5

    Eltham is southeast. What’s Tego on about 😂

  • @GreenNgold7
    @GreenNgold7 Год назад +3

    27:30 who is pk impersonating lol

  • @pagethamc8428
    @pagethamc8428 11 месяцев назад

    Eltham defi South... And dat Heartbreaker Jordy ws singing as Cheryl Cole, looool

  • @mashpotaiito1339
    @mashpotaiito1339 Год назад

    This episode was classsss

  • @moejeberti3696
    @moejeberti3696 Год назад +1

    “Look at the eh-uh-eh-uh-e eenpedio-cycla”. Specs has his own language 🤣

  • @aratasaki
    @aratasaki Год назад

    Class class episode once again.

  • @5starzproductions
    @5starzproductions Год назад +6

    Can't have Braveheart in the room and not on the panel!

  • @PJ-mw8vd
    @PJ-mw8vd Год назад +12

    Eltham is south east for sure.

  • @Mumbler100
    @Mumbler100 Год назад

    Two episodes a week. Let's go!

  • @Abu_0121
    @Abu_0121 Год назад +8

    PK Humble is Mizzy’s older brother

  • @MrPompey666
    @MrPompey666 Год назад +3

    *Lumos goes to speak*
    Tego “ex”

  • @moeramadan1017
    @moeramadan1017 Год назад

    I keep forgetting use drop twice a week we are to lucky appreciate it guys been watching way before lockdown

  • @keigo7793
    @keigo7793 Год назад +6

    There's been a lot of squad rotation lately but another 3pts on the board.

  • @ysaxperiau
    @ysaxperiau Год назад +6

    I can see why this episode released on a Friday instead of the Wednesday

  • @jordanpoyser1381
    @jordanpoyser1381 Год назад +3

    Lumos picking Tiago Silva shows that he knows what he is doing

  • @pogoprojay4586
    @pogoprojay4586 Год назад +5

    Eltham is south . South West man love act like they the only ones from south.

  • @shakmanceljames9336
    @shakmanceljames9336 Год назад +2

    You man got the Flintstones yutes the wrong way around, imma need a my bad next week✋🏾

  • @Mumbler100
    @Mumbler100 Год назад +1

    1:00 It's all Irish 😂

  • @amohammed4407
    @amohammed4407 Год назад +9

    Margs getting J Lings as the last pick is class

  • @KB-dn1by
    @KB-dn1by Год назад +4

    Since when is tego the know it all about South 😂 he's never been away from brixton. He thinks south is brixton and peckham.

  • @jayuzumaki8186
    @jayuzumaki8186 Год назад +1

    PK stop drinking if you can’t handle your alcohol the hiccups are killing me

  • @hankscorpio3917
    @hankscorpio3917 Год назад +2

    Specs has that Franklin Saint swag

  • @lw4ng4
    @lw4ng4 Год назад +1

    filthy @ five kenya im stepping up!!

  • @luhlemnyandu3753
    @luhlemnyandu3753 11 месяцев назад +2

    Coming back to say Specs called Henderson’s move to Saudi

  • @DA-Aw0
    @DA-Aw0 Год назад +2

    Tego had a howler, Eltham is literally in south

  • @jasondarula8155
    @jasondarula8155 Год назад +2

    30:29 specs went 20 years in the future

  • @MrKingfili
    @MrKingfili Год назад +2

    Oi PK, why did you think about that question? 1:13:08 LOOOOOOOL

  • @SB-hl5xw
    @SB-hl5xw 11 месяцев назад +1

    Loool Tego needs to say my bad more often it's easy

  • @TeeOnly_
    @TeeOnly_ 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nah Tigo should do stand up man 😂😂😂

  • @stevenmaher2053
    @stevenmaher2053 Год назад +2

    that Irish accent was on point

  • @AirRaid1196
    @AirRaid1196 Год назад +3

    What is Tego on about with Ben Davies? Lmao that was quite odd

  • @Kadz25
    @Kadz25 Год назад +4

    The twitch stream on Saturday will be things of dreams run it back with the ogs from covid

  • @LindonsChannel
    @LindonsChannel Год назад +7

    How did someone bring up Bobby Reid but no one picks Bobby Firmino? Double digit premier league goals last season🤦🏾‍♂

    • @Zzz-fz7wb
      @Zzz-fz7wb Год назад +1

      He’s not in the prem anymore durrrrr

    • @LindonsChannel
      @LindonsChannel Год назад +1

      @@Zzz-fz7wb His contract expired today and he hasn't signed a pre-contract for his next club. It's a grey area pick but I would have tried it. When they recorded the video, he was still a registered Liverpool player.

    • @UnknownPerson-yx2sb
      @UnknownPerson-yx2sb 11 месяцев назад

      @@LindonsChannelAt the time of recording you still would’ve been right though

  • @biglii-one6631
    @biglii-one6631 Год назад +2

    Tego and his Henderson gimmick when is it gonna end Robbie

  • @lt2066
    @lt2066 Год назад +1

    Best show on planet earth

  • @timaa7755
    @timaa7755 11 месяцев назад

    “armpips” 😭😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @jayuzumaki8186
    @jayuzumaki8186 Год назад

    “Old enough” 😂😂

  • @r.miah1
    @r.miah1 Год назад +1

    Eltham is south tego is so lost🤣

  • @Ashyben10
    @Ashyben10 Год назад

    Lumos' ball knowledge is Alison levels but soon becomes Alex Runarrson in-goal whenever he speaks.

  • @hirhirr
    @hirhirr Год назад +1

    you know what, lumos might be my fav filthy member

  • @labelswaviest616
    @labelswaviest616 Год назад

    He’s leg is he’s engine -spec Gonzales 😂😂

  • @hd6705
    @hd6705 Год назад

    Tego rinsing Lumos getting dumped joke. so jarrin

  • @adilimaturlu8431
    @adilimaturlu8431 Год назад +1

    Oi PK is jokes 😂😂

  • @Obaol7
    @Obaol7 Год назад

    OIIIII Pk is RUBBING out Loons ya kno 🤣🤣🤣

  • @QUILLTUBE
    @QUILLTUBE Год назад

    I asked the question, I answered it 🤣