most girls Ive dated like to play fight but theyve also always been small enough for me to pick up wity ease. I think you can do the math on how I won most play fights lol
@@oliverpelsor-krok556 yeah like I see campers starting camp fires but when I try it's "Arson" like how would I know that your not allowed to start fires at an orphanage sheesh
3:24 you can see that mykull starts off with a 7 hit double handed technique, Then a one handed low attack before doging and counter attacking Liliy. Lily deflects mykull 7 hits by sticking out her sword and then she mimics mykulls low attack before attacking with a slash and was then countered and lost the fight.
Mykull and Lilly’s relationship is just them insulting each other until Lilly gets sad and mykull comforts her edit : on closer realization.. mykull is a tsundere
Jelte Hoekstra you.. you must’ve missed a great part of the history of internet, haven’t you? Just watch the Filthy Frank Full Lore Movie and you’ll get the reference ;)
Soo mykull is a crackhead, an inventor, a psycho, a 12 year old, and a master swordsmen, Jedi, and shinobi?! This is the start of the offline tv comic universe oftcu
Michael is doing the double-tap Double Tap. A move that allows the character to make sure the opponent is down for good The Move originated from rule #2 in Zombieland: Double Tap
yeah jt is weird They're not using KATANAS MADE BY THE GLORIOUS ARMY OF JAPAN MADE FROM HARDENED NIPPON METAL WITH THE SEALED SOUL OF THE JAPANESE BLACKSMITH INSIDE is the joke dead already?
That or the good old hitting your brothers hand with the stick then that “don’t tell mom don’t tell mom, plz dude. I’ll give you like 5 dollars/I’ll let you hit me back.”
He charged his swords momentum before counter attacking lily by hitter her in the arm after he baited her with the low attack. Smart move there micheal
1:17 Michael: *stabbes lily a bunch of times* Lily: "IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD" Temmie: "Hello police I just witnessed my owner being murdered to a man that is in love with tasers and electronics"
He got backstabbed literally hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahshahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
You can tell Lily thought of that when Michael was calling her a loser girl at 10:00 *If I was still holding on to that knife rn we'd be eating crackhead kidneys for dinner tonight*
i’m just gonna say it. if my future relationship doesn’t at least slightly resemble micheal and lily attacking each other with various foam weapons, i don’t want it
Wholesome ‘before the fight’ dialogue Michael: *”ALL WOMEN...ARE QUEENS!”* Lily: *”IF SHE BREATHS, SHE’S A* *T H O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O T!!!*
Dukem No, not everyone is lucky. Some women will literally eat your wallet up. You need to find someone mature enough, and be responsible enough about money. There are few women who actually will be with you because she enjoys your company, that’s the person worth simping for. If you decide to simp, then you need to be smart about it. Having ‘a’ girl isn’t everything in life, but having ‘the’ girl will be.
Cake company: "Heyy, uh.. so we just wanted to check whether you maybe just wanted to stop the message at 'Happy 1,000,000' ?" Mykull: "No, the 'loser girl' is actually essential thanks." Cake company: "Oh, ok..."
Most boyfriends during play fights: haha gf cute I'll go easy on her
Michael during play fights: *murders girlfriend*
most girls Ive dated like to play fight but theyve also always been small enough for me to pick up wity ease. I think you can do the math on how I won most play fights lol
Vairrion U fuckin suplexed em right my guy?
@@Vairrion WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
He either understands that he is shorter or he is pulling the legendary alpha move.
Temmie thinks that it’s fine just watching mykull murder lily
Lily: “Can I have a hug?”
*They both proceed to backstab each other*
Couple goals
Lies and deceit.
well better than one being backstabbed by the other... like with some previous relationship
Was I summoned?
Backstabbed
😳
Temmie watching Lily getting stabbed repeatedly like "Should I do something about this?"
LOL
LOL
She knows it’s just it’s love.
thats not the first time temmie watched michael stab lily
@@mephii1684 oh I-I don't know how to feel about this
*Michael using a gun in a sword fight*
"Its not cheating its called using your surroundings"
He would use a tazer sword let's be honest
American magic
Jackie Chan would be proud
Just like Joker, from sword to GUN
*Chekhov's gun, if it's there it should be used*
Lily: No Mykull you can't just swing a sword, it takes skill
Michael: ha ha sword go shing
haha DEATH
ha ha sword go swish swish
Michael's the on using some Arnis and longsword techniques
It's obviously sword go brrrrr
That's what swords sound like stupid
jus saying, it joke swords dont go brr
When they do it it’s “Cute” and “Funny”, but when I do it, it’s “child assault” and “attempted murder”
I know right like I see people do nerf battles but when I do it it's a "war crime" and "Murder "
“Sheesh, that’s weird right?”
@@oliverpelsor-krok556 yeah like I see campers starting camp fires but when I try it's "Arson" like how would I know that your not allowed to start fires at an orphanage sheesh
Sean Blackton yea I know right?
Dude ikr, oh "manslaughter" this "murder" that.
Lily: Michael Reeves, this is your end
Michael: *I L I K E D I C K S*
💀💀
OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDA
He is a man of culture.
I dont be speaking no weeb, but that line is my primary language after years of papa franku
which timestamp is that ? ouh i found it xD 3:19
Temmie in the back is just like:
Mom?
Dad?
What are u doing?
Michael: *beating the shit out of lily* nothing temmie, mommy and daddy are just playing... go back to sleep
@@max_garcia are ya winning dad?
@@pasteldevaca yes
“Please stop fighting it’s my birthday”
@@CallmeCael oh my god
While everyone else was streaming, Michael studied the blade.
Oh I get it, From confinement Ep 5 right?
Noice
He has achieved the highest ground
Nah he just seen it in one of his crack trips
Like a true weeb
Mykull: So i found out how to put a taser on a styrofoam sword
Spicy boi Tyler that could be possible
"UNLIMITED POWER!"
Zack Zander *Palpitine refrencr*
Mykull
Only michael...
3:21 no wonder he's so powerful, he has called the dark lord chin chin himself
I'm glad someone said it
NYEEEEASS
He must learn all his skills from dark lord chin chin
Mykull: "Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nanda yo"
Me: "H E I S S P E A K I N G T H E L A N G U A G E O F G O D S"
He summons the dark lord, asking him for his power as he fights a boomer
"Imagine being starved for content when you can just date your content,"
-Lilypichu 2020
2:07 Micheal just deadass hits an anime pose and destroys lily
Did someone say abyss watcher from DS3?
He is a genji main
he genji dashed at lily
@@cwhymt88 yes, it is super similar
Or Orochi's back dash attack from for honor, that part has me dieing everytime.
Mykull: while you streamed I studied the blade. * does the glowing glasses thing*
I know you would backstab me because
THE SWORD TOLD ME
Is ThAT An sCp ReFFeRancE¿
@@mattdahat2 no its not lol
Dio ZA WARUDO
Mykull
Normal people alone together: Netflix and chill
Gremlin and taser psychopath: *PARRY THIS YOU FLITHY CASUAL*
I can’t like cause it’s at 169
_relationship goal_
Party like it’s 1660
死 they shall make a taser gremlin /psychopath gremlin
@@loser1399 not anymore
3:24 you can see that mykull starts off with a 7 hit double handed technique, Then a one handed low attack before doging and counter attacking Liliy.
Lily deflects mykull 7 hits by sticking out her sword and then she mimics mykulls low attack before attacking with a slash and was then countered and lost the fight.
Micheal handeled the true powers of spinjitsu
Mykull realise he has done something that he shouldn't have and now he yearn for his lost beloved
Dam
There is a skill called "Seven deadly sins" in Sword Art Online: Hollow Realisation (Game)
I'm surprised Michael didn't upgrade his sword with a Taser.
SalDan a toy sword that tases you if you miss your hit
I think it's TOS for twitch lol
I clicked this video thinking this was going to be a taser swordfight, slightly disappointed but I'm sure we'll get more tasing sometime soon.
666likes.
@@user-uo3uq4dl2k an electric baton?
Mykull and Lilly’s relationship is just them insulting each other until Lilly gets sad and mykull comforts her
edit : on closer realization.. mykull is a tsundere
Xd
A crackhead insane smart filipino tsundere
Adrian Amistoso that nd a big metal piston spike
Complete with the assault!
i think what he's more known as is a "psychopath"
Lily: _makes a comeback_
Michael: _Grabs a Nerf gun_
*IT'S HIIIIIIGH NOOOOON*
Good aim Mccree..
when they pull out a gun in a sword fight
ruclips.net/video/j9V78UbdzWI/видео.html
Lily and Micheal:*fighting with sword*
Also Micheal when he pulls out a gun: Parry this you fucking casual
@@animations-ew4yf Bruh
Jean Pierre Polnareff so you have also studied the way of the sword but you see the sword is not my main weapon
alternate title: michael reeves murders his own girlfriend 17 times
it would be great title tbh
@NN - 06HR 849496 Tomken Road MS you didn't leave them a chance, huh?
lily: actual anime lines
Michael: ochinchin daisuke
cant tel if he got that from excessive hentai watching or filthy frank
definitely filthy frank
@@JayCee253 he got it from hentai he's cultured ^^
ok why not both?
@@JayCee253 no, he got it from filthy Frank and then reaffirmed it via hentai
50/50
Michael: "Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"
This boy right here has knowledge of the omniverse right here, Or a dirty servant of Chinchin
Nathan Porter i don’t know what all of it means, but i do know that ochinchin means dick lmao
NNYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
Jelte Hoekstra you.. you must’ve missed a great part of the history of internet, haven’t you?
Just watch the Filthy Frank Full Lore Movie and you’ll get the reference ;)
@@jeltehoekstra2952 it means "i love penis". in this case though "ochinchin" is what a child would call his penis, sorta like "weewee"
@@hiimshana I didn't knew such a thing existed, the story of the messiah, now in a TL:DR
"45 year old woman and her 12 year old adoptive filipino son engage in a knife fight"
Hahhahah
Lily is getting progressively older
@@greg7402 isnt everyone?
*not clickbait gone wrong *
*GONE SEXUAL * *POLICE INVOLVED * *ARRESTED * COURT DATE COMING UP *
Lilly and Michael: *intense war
Michael: *hits Lilly's hand* OH FUCK!
3:33 Their relationship in a nutshell, micheal accidentally hurts lily and then comforts her until he accidentally hurt her again
that and the multiple pauses for hugs that immediately turned into them stabbing each other in the back
That makes it sound depressing
Who said it was an accident?
"Accidentally "
Isnt that the definition of a toxic relationship?
Soo mykull is a crackhead, an inventor, a psycho, a 12 year old, and a master swordsmen, Jedi, and shinobi?! This is the start of the offline tv comic universe oftcu
imagine. That would be sick
(BTW I only replied once, but I think youtube created shadow clones)
imagine
imagine
Michael reeves is like the nightmare of offline tv
Sekiro: Michael kills Lily literally every time.
A small child fights a boomer, colorized
Chiri_
Which one?
@@Saqpisuk yes
Generational uprising
A comment killed by an edit
The generational divide can't be this cute.
I love how Michael continues to stab Lily when she’s already dead but then when he accidentally hurts her he crumbles next to her
it is the true meaning of relationship goals
Michael is doing the double-tap
Double Tap. A move that allows the character to make sure the opponent is down for good
The Move originated from rule #2 in Zombieland: Double Tap
@@Killer_SnasI honestly forgot about that movie
lily:
*speaks actual japanese*
michael:
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
He invoked the power of chin chin
I got a theory that Michael is a part of the Filthy Frank universe
like if pp small
Ah, I see that Michael's a follower of the dark lord as well...
I can’t believe I’m not the only person to have said “never underestimate the cheese dagger”
When why and can I have you play in DnD
She underestimated the cheese dagger
I heard Zanny's voice reading this
@@borke42 Is it it from the ludwig
@@simonair who is the Ludwig?
i love how michael and lily are just two lil elves fighting
That Lunatic they’re more like two gremlins
@@evankierstead4385 cute gremlins
Dwarves
feral children
@@carsonphillips8008 nekos ?
2:05 Michael uses his ultimate
CRITICAL STRIKE!!! 243 DAMAGE!!
3:29 Can we just talk about how perfect that swing was??
He is a really good swordsman, deadass. If he hasn't touched a sword before, these swings are pretty impressive.
I died laughing my ass off
Omg he on x games mode
Youssef All would tremble before him if he was born in medieval times and became a knight
@@ikoniful3984 sir mykull knight of terror and wielder of the cursed lightning sword
"Sir Michael"
not a shred of honour to be found in this goblin man
Watcher what do you mean he is the only honorable one in otv
So he’s like the rest of the nobles
@@TN-ci4ox oof
Of course not he gained his power from the dark lord Chin Chin
Hunter Morningstar Filthy frank is over and was a sham to get joji a music career get over it
Offline TV: "I bet when we're gone, Lily and Michael do some weird stuff together *wink* :eyes:"
Lily and Michael: *"EN GARDE YOU SIMP"*
yeah jt is weird
They're not using KATANAS MADE BY THE GLORIOUS ARMY OF JAPAN MADE FROM HARDENED NIPPON METAL WITH THE SEALED SOUL OF THE JAPANESE BLACKSMITH INSIDE
is the joke dead already?
*EN GARDE YE SIMP*
*HAVE AT YE BOOMER*
Give me your finest potions, potion seller, for i must battle against a simp
Lily and micheal: fighting to the death with toy swords
@@oddacity5883 You cannot handle my potions, my potions are too strong for you boomer!
As the saying goes, "Never fight the guy who invented a robot that specifically impales tomatoes"
-Ghandi Allen Shakespeare
Indeed
ghandi allen shakespeare is my favorite activist
@@mcplumpkin6191 *Russian Communist
Wasn’t that quote from King Columbus Da Vinci?
Who the hell is Ghandi? Tbh
Lily: *(Charge towards Michael without hesitation)*
Michael: *(Pulls out Nerf Gun)*
Michael: *Parry this you filthy casual.*
*Liky*
-Liky-
liky
Indiana Jones vibes
Lily: speaks animese
Michael: speaks the language of the dark lord
Everyone: I get that
micheal: "ALL WOMEN ARE QUEEN"
micheal: *starts beating a little girl with a sword*
could've fitted them better the other way
Marie Antoinette?
He secretly super wholesome and caring. Like no doubt in my mind he's super supportive when he's not in character.
He said women not a CHILD
@Ilja Ledenjov shes 29
That's not just any little girl, it is shadow lily.
3:29
that was a certified hood classic swordmanship right there
That or the good old hitting your brothers hand with the stick then that “don’t tell mom don’t tell mom, plz dude. I’ll give you like 5 dollars/I’ll let you hit me back.”
@@spacecowboy2885 god this brings me back in soo many ways
He charged his swords momentum before counter attacking lily by hitter her in the arm after he baited her with the low attack. Smart move there micheal
1:17
Michael: *stabbes lily a bunch of times*
Lily: "IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD"
Temmie: "Hello police I just witnessed my owner being murdered to a man that is in love with tasers and electronics"
and my owner
*S T A B B E S*
He goes for the knees
slapped le knee
Dead people don't scream >:)
“Imagine being starved for content when you can just date your content”
Oh my god liLY BIG BRAIN TIMES
lily: *runs at Michael*
Michael: *throws sword* "parry this you filthy casual"
Thanks for all the likes
420 likes bruh
Can we just appreciate Scarra pretending to DM people so he can secretly order a cake for Lily's 1 million subscribers?
3:30 I can’t stop rewatching it. It’s such a good outspacing. He’s just flailing wildly then pulls that shit. Unbelievable. Too OP
I'm pretty sure that was frame perfect
Darius in a nutshell XD
He parried the shit out of her
the noise tho
Master of the blade Reeves
Lily: Can I have a hug?
Also Lily: Stabs Michael
Michael: I've been betrayed, backstabbed and quite possibly, bamboozled.
I heard my name 😂
He got backstabbed literally hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahshahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
*_Lies and Deciet_*
You can tell Lily thought of that when Michael was calling her a loser girl at 10:00
*If I was still holding on to that knife rn we'd be eating crackhead kidneys for dinner tonight*
Didn’t Micheal backstab her too?
He’s a man of culture if he starts chanting Chin-Chin’s words
He must be the dark lord's servent
3:20 lmao
He is filthy frank reincarnated, but with robot making skills
You know he is saying “I like dicks” right?
@@Guyslyuu That's literally what chin chin says. and yes Chin chin is dick
Mykull: speaks animenese
anime people wondering why he said your toes will turn to cheese:
More specifically
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
Did he actually fucking say that I’m to lazy to translate it myself
@@IDaPugDude filthy frank reference
he kinda did when he did that CLEAN swing on lilys arm and she just lowered herself on the ground
@iMyri Fakyri Pretty sure he did yes
oh yes, sir michael has mastered the art of sword, swinging at your enemy's ankles and make them fall below you
Or to make them the same height as you*
In this way he can have for the first time the high ground
He goes for the leg so they sit on their knees
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Muay thai of the sword
Sir Michael was under the tutelage of Lord Chin Chin, studying the blade for countless hours
*"SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH?!"*
Also Lily:
"I'M DEAD! I'M DEAD! I'M DEAD!"
3:20 Now we know why he's so powerful ! Papa Franku tought him well, I see.
No one's gonna talk about that pose when he smacks Lily tho?
That feint was beautiful lol
@@apollo7087 you can just see it going in slow mo while "Don't Lose Your Way" starts blasting in the background and it's beautiful.
Watch it in 0.5 speed
3:29 when you hit your sibling too hard when play fighting and are trying to get them to stop crying before mum comes
it happens all the time
Lily "I'm dead, I'm dead!"
Michael: "Not enough!"
Also Michael: "Ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"
WhAt DOeS ThAt MeAn?
Is that a filthyfrank reference?????
@@brunovillarrealvillarreal4394 It is, words from papa itself.
Where is it
Fck , theres a ochinchin and daisuki in it-
2:20
Mykull: We are not cavemen. We have technology.
I see you know the way of the sword but you see the sword isn't my weapon of choice
Parry this you filthy casual
@@kanayaliker The tazer ist mightier than the sword
Me: the perfect couple doesn't exis-
Lily and Michael: hold my sword.
Is she dating again since I'm happy she looks so happy with him
@@nightmarewolftony Lmao they're been dating for a while now
Is Michael a member of OTV now?? Oh no...
@@kentin5422 NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Ken tin you’re late to the party
Bruh Michael is fearless and he showed us at this part 2:07
i’m just gonna say it. if my future relationship doesn’t at least slightly resemble micheal and lily attacking each other with various foam weapons, i don’t want it
Same
Amen
I can now rest in peace... 😭😂💖
I'm just gonna say it.
*"IDC THAT U BROKE UR ELBOW."*
Same
Lilly: *gets killed and goes to after life*
Murdurer: *continues to stab Lilly even after she’s dead*
Lilly: I GET IT, I GET IT, I GET IT
STOP IT HES ALREADY DEAD
Always double tap
28 STAB WOUNDS
@@halo25assassin45 You can never get surprised that way.
BLOOD. SHED. COMPLETE UTTER BLOOD
Lily: Can I have a hug?
Michael: *Gives a hug*
Lily: *Stabs Michael*
Michael: *Also stabs Lily*
Lily: I see you are a man of culture...
**fucking dies*
1st Plate congrats you have successfully made me cringe
LIES AND DECEIT!!!
MajorSlav you are welcome, thats internet for you.
1st Plate indeed
Lily: NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SWING IT
Michael: HAHA SWORD GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
0:10
9:58 this how you know they love each other
Explain
@@1millionsubscribersandillm266 they do the most romantic thing. Shit talk each other
unas annus
@@1millionsubscribersandillm266 they do the most adorable quirky things evar like their moments are never cringey
"My name is Micheal Reeves. You used me for clickbait. Prepare to die."
Or "My name is Michael Reeeeeeeeves, you didn't kill the turtles, prepare to die"
Ayo boiz out here with the princes bride references let’s go
I understood that reference
"animenese"
Like you don't know exactly what he's saying saying there Lily xD
Praise the dark lord
Yeah but she can't write that mykull said "I like dicks"
@@gkiro905 no he said "lol loser"
that sentence can mean many things
He said the words of the legendary Chin Chin
chinchin's wise words
"If I hit you once, you lose okay?" Sir Michaels defence has dropped to 0!
Evasion skill increased.
Lily: "says menacing Japanese line"
Michael: *OCHIN CHIN*
If you know then you know😏
Gimme the puss boss
just makes me sad to know hes gone. I miss papa frank...
It’s penis
俺はおちんちん大好きなんだよ
*meatballs*
Poki: "When Fed told me that you have funny way of exercising I thought about something entirely else.."
.
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.
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You can tell Michael put his heart and soul into every fight, a true king 👑
What about Carson King
Typical potato he doesn’t deserve this, needs to put his crown back on ASAP 😔
That’s only 5% of his true power
3:24 is by far the coolest shit I've seen since ghost of tushima
Mykull as soon as he turns the sword sideways: You'll never catch me! Not when I go into *M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E*
Thats his special skill
Lily:"why starve for content when you can date your content."
Thanks lily, now I'm gonna be depressed for another 3 months
"kore wa ochinchin daisuki da."
micheal is a cultured man
(people are asking the translation: "I love penis very much")
Can i get a transition
@@josh89023 I love pp very much
@@arrkyna ok thank you
all I got from google translate was "I like this"
@@desmond3425 chin chin means penis
when u want to lower a pokemon hp to catch it but accidentally crit hit: 3:30
Nuzlockes
LESSON OF THE DAY:
*never underestimate the cheese dagger*
edit: *no one foolish enough to challenge the cheese dagger*
I feel like it’s not a lesson we all know deep down not to underestimate it
swings it like a nunchaku
lol tru
Especially when they pull it out of the freezer then you know you are fricked
V true
Lily: Can i have a hug?
Michael: *Stabs lily in the back*
To be fair she stabbed him first so fair game XD
Lily: *also* *stabs* *him* *in* *the* *back*
They both stabbed each other
Guys, I'm having flashbacks.
And not in a good way.
Perfection NOOOO STOP THAT
“Medieval couple settle argument by a honorable dual.” (Mcdomestic abuse)
Lily : Wants to have a duel
Michael reeves : proceeds to murder her 17 times in diffrent ways
Lilly: stop going for the legs
Michael: YOU CAN’T ESCAPE IF YOU CAN’T WALK
Mykull: *Stabbing her over and over*
Lily: I'm dead, I'm dead!
Mykull: *Grabs the bigger sword and proceeds stabbing her*
Mykull: internally "That's how mafia works"
Fatality
Gotta make sure
2:08
mykull just use lightning breathing first form thunder clap and flash
*E* *P* *I* *C*
Umm its thunder breathing right?
missing 1 taser
if he threads live wires along the blade then yeah
Nah it's Breath of the crackhead 12th form dividing shock
@@banana_tree no
I like how Temmie just silently watches while Michael just beat the shit out off Lily
That sounds really bad
.n.
Temmie's just like "I can't believe I have to babysit these children"
I wish the sword that they had would’ve said “crackhead” over and over every time you hit something with the sword lol
Mykull could make one
@@nou1532 isnt there a toy that actually exist. That works like that?
Time to propose another shitty "robot idea" for the shredder.
@@fluffybun713 Sort of. Just buy a lightsaber with sounds and replace the impact/swinging noises with "CrAcKhEaD!"
This comment is a good candidate for being publicly shamed on the next installment of Shitty Robot Ideas
is it me or did mykull really train with his sword man had the moves straight outta anime lmao
Joshua Brown hentai
yo fam BAHHAHAHA
2:29 was fucking epic honestly
He learned it from franku
1:27 Both trying to stab each other in the back
True relationship goals 💛
"19 seconds ago"
peak lifetime achievement right there
1:13 i love Temmie in the background just like "he he, mom and dad are having fun!"
ಠ_ʖಠ
Leonardo Martins Lima Do Nascimento I agree
*STAB STAB SLICE KILLING INTENSIFIES STAB SLICE KILL DASH SLAP*
U mean new dad
This-
Im cursed and deserve to die for thag thought.
3:20 I like how mykull did the filthy frank chin chin speech
*slaps*
this bad boy can fit in so many memes in him
*get tased*
A bit late, but mykull really pulled a “parry this you filthy casual” huh?
Lily: "Can I get a hug?"
Lily (2 seconds later): "Peace was never an option."
Wholesome ‘before the fight’ dialogue
Michael: *”ALL WOMEN...ARE QUEENS!”*
Lily: *”IF SHE BREATHS, SHE’S A*
*T H O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O T!!!*
@@Floopiis but he has a gf... if being a simp=gf then is simp worth it?
Dukem not if he kills her with a styrofoam sword
Dukem
No, not everyone is lucky. Some women will literally eat your wallet up. You need to find someone mature enough, and be responsible enough about money. There are few women who actually will be with you because she enjoys your company, that’s the person worth simping for.
If you decide to simp, then you need to be smart about it. Having ‘a’ girl isn’t everything in life, but having ‘the’ girl will be.
@@KiyanPocket damn that's crazy bro
@@KiyanPocket r/im14andthisisdeep
3:19
"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"
Ah yes, a man of many chromosomes
im glad people getting that reference
Always in our hearts. **Sad noises**
May he rest in peace **even more sad noises**
Gold Experience Requiem wow it’s a stand, stands can type. The more you know
That death noise though 😂 3:30
Cake company: "Heyy, uh.. so we just wanted to check whether you maybe just wanted to stop the message at 'Happy 1,000,000' ?"
Mykull: "No, the 'loser girl' is actually essential thanks."
Cake company: "Oh, ok..."
Or... he just ordered a plain cake and wrote it himself, then put it back into the box.
@@zeronothinghere9334 no he picked it up
Michael: *All womans are queens*
Lilly: *If she breathes then she is a THOT*
I loved the intro 😂😂
I just wish it was swapped. Then it would fit more
@@mightypurplelicious1625 nah it fits *perfectly*
@@mightypurplelicious1625 its refrence to the original clip you dirty swine
Reyansh Acharya ?
Its lily btw
3:51 love how they both planned to stab each other in the back at the same time.
1:48 when your at the second stage of the boss battle and all your good weapons lose there durability
I like this comment, as it brings the cheese dagger too attention
*sees Lily running with a knife*
Me: “I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me.”
U wanna know something that's scarier than that?
Mykull with two tazer-attached knives run into a room
Is no-one gonna talk about 3:20 when Michael said “I love dick” in Japanese?
They are lmao it's Filthy Frank's call to the dark lord Chin-Chin
It’s papa franku
Hold up
That's the great dark lord ChinChin's wise word
All hail the powerful dark lord Chin-Chin...
temmie: stands over on the carpet as one of her best friend get brutally murdered in front of her
Meanwhile our family dog when my brother attacks me:
I must attack the (Insert my name)
3:53 everything in this clip pretty much sum up their entire relationship