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  • @alpang6161
    @alpang6161 4 года назад +7768

    Most boyfriends during play fights: haha gf cute I'll go easy on her
    Michael during play fights: *murders girlfriend*

    • @Vairrion
      @Vairrion 4 года назад +221

      most girls Ive dated like to play fight but theyve also always been small enough for me to pick up wity ease. I think you can do the math on how I won most play fights lol

    • @ilitardo160
      @ilitardo160 4 года назад +307

      Vairrion U fuckin suplexed em right my guy?

    • @VyktriBell
      @VyktriBell 4 года назад +158

      @@Vairrion WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!

    • @WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267
      @WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267 4 года назад +75

      He either understands that he is shorter or he is pulling the legendary alpha move.

    • @thelocalcrackheadinyourbas9963
      @thelocalcrackheadinyourbas9963 4 года назад +20

      Temmie thinks that it’s fine just watching mykull murder lily

  • @mishaalkisan1688
    @mishaalkisan1688 4 года назад +4840

    Lily: “Can I have a hug?”
    *They both proceed to backstab each other*

    • @neku757
      @neku757 4 года назад +189

      Couple goals

    • @nicostein9875
      @nicostein9875 4 года назад +216

      Lies and deceit.

    • @temolantern9091
      @temolantern9091 4 года назад +89

      well better than one being backstabbed by the other... like with some previous relationship

    • @backstabbed1670
      @backstabbed1670 4 года назад +64

      Was I summoned?

    • @mysweetest
      @mysweetest 4 года назад +16

      Backstabbed
      😳

  • @aspergillusoryzae3722
    @aspergillusoryzae3722 4 года назад +1860

    Temmie watching Lily getting stabbed repeatedly like "Should I do something about this?"

    • @corsborn1130
      @corsborn1130 4 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @Cat-ew4yf
      @Cat-ew4yf 4 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @redred11O
      @redred11O 4 года назад +2

      She knows it’s just it’s love.

    • @mephii1684
      @mephii1684 4 года назад +4

      thats not the first time temmie watched michael stab lily

    • @overland_brew8197
      @overland_brew8197 4 года назад

      @@mephii1684 oh I-I don't know how to feel about this

  • @averagejoe4738
    @averagejoe4738 3 года назад +1098

    *Michael using a gun in a sword fight*
    "Its not cheating its called using your surroundings"

  • @mr.mememan636
    @mr.mememan636 4 года назад +3341

    Lily: No Mykull you can't just swing a sword, it takes skill
    Michael: ha ha sword go shing

    • @animations-ew4yf
      @animations-ew4yf 4 года назад +15

      haha DEATH

    • @isabelarielle
      @isabelarielle 4 года назад +8

      ha ha sword go swish swish

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 4 года назад +8

      Michael's the on using some Arnis and longsword techniques

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад +2

      It's obviously sword go brrrrr
      That's what swords sound like stupid

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад +2

      jus saying, it joke swords dont go brr

  • @shane658
    @shane658 4 года назад +12850

    When they do it it’s “Cute” and “Funny”, but when I do it, it’s “child assault” and “attempted murder”

    • @finn596
      @finn596 4 года назад +787

      I know right like I see people do nerf battles but when I do it it's a "war crime" and "Murder "

    • @oliverpelsor-krok556
      @oliverpelsor-krok556 4 года назад +279

      “Sheesh, that’s weird right?”

    • @finn596
      @finn596 4 года назад +512

      @@oliverpelsor-krok556 yeah like I see campers starting camp fires but when I try it's "Arson" like how would I know that your not allowed to start fires at an orphanage sheesh

    • @oliverpelsor-krok556
      @oliverpelsor-krok556 4 года назад +98

      Sean Blackton yea I know right?

    • @Medeci
      @Medeci 4 года назад +159

      Dude ikr, oh "manslaughter" this "murder" that.

  • @athanassioc4428
    @athanassioc4428 4 года назад +2068

    Lily: Michael Reeves, this is your end
    Michael: *I L I K E D I C K S*

    • @zean7026
      @zean7026 4 года назад +3

      💀💀

    • @rizu9955
      @rizu9955 4 года назад +105

      OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDA

    • @MathewCR
      @MathewCR 4 года назад +51

      He is a man of culture.

    • @arkaios4115
      @arkaios4115 4 года назад +81

      I dont be speaking no weeb, but that line is my primary language after years of papa franku

    • @hanielzabien8170
      @hanielzabien8170 4 года назад +10

      which timestamp is that ? ouh i found it xD 3:19

  • @adrianisgone8214
    @adrianisgone8214 3 года назад +2754

    Temmie in the back is just like:
    Mom?
    Dad?
    What are u doing?

    • @max_garcia
      @max_garcia 3 года назад +119

      Michael: *beating the shit out of lily* nothing temmie, mommy and daddy are just playing... go back to sleep

    • @pasteldevaca
      @pasteldevaca 3 года назад +72

      @@max_garcia are ya winning dad?

    • @makomatoi
      @makomatoi 3 года назад +19

      @@pasteldevaca yes

    • @CallmeCael
      @CallmeCael 3 года назад +34

      “Please stop fighting it’s my birthday”

    • @makomatoi
      @makomatoi 3 года назад +11

      @@CallmeCael oh my god

  • @Lustr1ous
    @Lustr1ous 4 года назад +3931

    While everyone else was streaming, Michael studied the blade.

  • @relyt3495
    @relyt3495 4 года назад +2271

    Mykull: So i found out how to put a taser on a styrofoam sword

  • @samppa_j
    @samppa_j 4 года назад +1200

    3:21 no wonder he's so powerful, he has called the dark lord chin chin himself

    • @kingdranosx
      @kingdranosx 4 года назад +78

      I'm glad someone said it

    • @soerry2
      @soerry2 4 года назад +40

      NYEEEEASS

    • @nogamingz2785
      @nogamingz2785 4 года назад +41

      He must learn all his skills from dark lord chin chin

    • @nosville22
      @nosville22 4 года назад +103

      Mykull: "Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nanda yo"
      Me: "H E I S S P E A K I N G T H E L A N G U A G E O F G O D S"

    • @jackouhl9445
      @jackouhl9445 4 года назад +27

      He summons the dark lord, asking him for his power as he fights a boomer

  • @nyanimation07
    @nyanimation07 3 года назад +933

    "Imagine being starved for content when you can just date your content,"
    -Lilypichu 2020

  • @papabootleg2695
    @papabootleg2695 4 года назад +622

    2:07 Micheal just deadass hits an anime pose and destroys lily

    • @cwhymt88
      @cwhymt88 4 года назад +24

      Did someone say abyss watcher from DS3?

    • @EggPogsia
      @EggPogsia 4 года назад +23

      He is a genji main

    • @wilbar09
      @wilbar09 4 года назад +31

      he genji dashed at lily

    • @Zugarazo20
      @Zugarazo20 4 года назад +3

      @@cwhymt88 yes, it is super similar

    • @hazybasilisk4793
      @hazybasilisk4793 4 года назад +11

      Or Orochi's back dash attack from for honor, that part has me dieing everytime.

  • @kaidanrussell6483
    @kaidanrussell6483 4 года назад +1845

    Mykull: while you streamed I studied the blade. * does the glowing glasses thing*

    • @hinzlim9166
      @hinzlim9166 4 года назад +27

      I know you would backstab me because
      THE SWORD TOLD ME

    • @Raleiy
      @Raleiy 4 года назад +16

      Is ThAT An sCp ReFFeRancE¿

    • @liamjli
      @liamjli 4 года назад +5

      @@mattdahat2 no its not lol

    • @moo_calibre2453
      @moo_calibre2453 4 года назад +4

      Dio ZA WARUDO

    • @Trikip_
      @Trikip_ 4 года назад +1

      Mykull

  • @4thsin098
    @4thsin098 4 года назад +1897

    Normal people alone together: Netflix and chill
    Gremlin and taser psychopath: *PARRY THIS YOU FLITHY CASUAL*

  • @Xx_Roblox_xX1414
    @Xx_Roblox_xX1414 4 года назад +837

    3:24 you can see that mykull starts off with a 7 hit double handed technique, Then a one handed low attack before doging and counter attacking Liliy.
    Lily deflects mykull 7 hits by sticking out her sword and then she mimics mykulls low attack before attacking with a slash and was then countered and lost the fight.

    • @ItzNovayt
      @ItzNovayt 3 года назад +28

      Micheal handeled the true powers of spinjitsu

    • @wooden49
      @wooden49 3 года назад +13

      Mykull realise he has done something that he shouldn't have and now he yearn for his lost beloved

    • @Bananana-ib9lz
      @Bananana-ib9lz 3 года назад +2

      Dam

    • @milleniumadam8643
      @milleniumadam8643 3 года назад

      There is a skill called "Seven deadly sins" in Sword Art Online: Hollow Realisation (Game)

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +3085

    I'm surprised Michael didn't upgrade his sword with a Taser.

    • @user-uo3uq4dl2k
      @user-uo3uq4dl2k 4 года назад +81

      SalDan a toy sword that tases you if you miss your hit

    • @desmond3425
      @desmond3425 4 года назад +15

      I think it's TOS for twitch lol

    • @bw5319
      @bw5319 4 года назад +6

      I clicked this video thinking this was going to be a taser swordfight, slightly disappointed but I'm sure we'll get more tasing sometime soon.

    • @rditkrsnaaa7275
      @rditkrsnaaa7275 4 года назад +2

      666likes.

    • @ryanrivero8936
      @ryanrivero8936 4 года назад +1

      @@user-uo3uq4dl2k an electric baton?

  • @Perhapshesok
    @Perhapshesok 4 года назад +3692

    Mykull and Lilly’s relationship is just them insulting each other until Lilly gets sad and mykull comforts her
    edit : on closer realization.. mykull is a tsundere

  • @taska61
    @taska61 4 года назад +1453

    Lily: _makes a comeback_
    Michael: _Grabs a Nerf gun_
    *IT'S HIIIIIIGH NOOOOON*

    • @SleepyNorton_
      @SleepyNorton_ 4 года назад +6

      Good aim Mccree..

    • @animations-ew4yf
      @animations-ew4yf 4 года назад +3

      when they pull out a gun in a sword fight
      ruclips.net/video/j9V78UbdzWI/видео.html

    • @geraldkoh7573
      @geraldkoh7573 4 года назад +15

      Lily and Micheal:*fighting with sword*
      Also Micheal when he pulls out a gun: Parry this you fucking casual

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад

      @@animations-ew4yf Bruh

    • @lontocn1035
      @lontocn1035 4 года назад

      Jean Pierre Polnareff so you have also studied the way of the sword but you see the sword is not my main weapon

  • @thundah9729
    @thundah9729 3 года назад +711

    alternate title: michael reeves murders his own girlfriend 17 times

  • @scribblord2970
    @scribblord2970 4 года назад +1051

    lily: actual anime lines
    Michael: ochinchin daisuke
    cant tel if he got that from excessive hentai watching or filthy frank

    • @JayCee253
      @JayCee253 4 года назад +101

      definitely filthy frank

    • @Meli-jg8ey
      @Meli-jg8ey 4 года назад +40

      @@JayCee253 he got it from hentai he's cultured ^^

    • @JayCee253
      @JayCee253 4 года назад +32

      ok why not both?

    • @kevins9148
      @kevins9148 4 года назад +37

      @@JayCee253 no, he got it from filthy Frank and then reaffirmed it via hentai

    • @demeska
      @demeska 4 года назад +5

      50/50

  • @cynrow7149
    @cynrow7149 4 года назад +1105

    Michael: "Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"
    This boy right here has knowledge of the omniverse right here, Or a dirty servant of Chinchin

    • @jeltehoekstra2952
      @jeltehoekstra2952 4 года назад +29

      Nathan Porter i don’t know what all of it means, but i do know that ochinchin means dick lmao

    • @xerougan720
      @xerougan720 4 года назад +26

      NNYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

    • @hiimshana
      @hiimshana 4 года назад +50

      Jelte Hoekstra you.. you must’ve missed a great part of the history of internet, haven’t you?
      Just watch the Filthy Frank Full Lore Movie and you’ll get the reference ;)

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 4 года назад +22

      @@jeltehoekstra2952 it means "i love penis". in this case though "ochinchin" is what a child would call his penis, sorta like "weewee"

    • @MindlnSky
      @MindlnSky 4 года назад +7

      @@hiimshana I didn't knew such a thing existed, the story of the messiah, now in a TL:DR

  • @JulietteRingsrud
    @JulietteRingsrud 4 года назад +1415

    "45 year old woman and her 12 year old adoptive filipino son engage in a knife fight"

    • @Phillipp56
      @Phillipp56 4 года назад +2

      Hahhahah

    • @greg7402
      @greg7402 4 года назад +18

      Lily is getting progressively older

    • @kronos459
      @kronos459 4 года назад +19

      @@greg7402 isnt everyone?

    • @E7than546
      @E7than546 4 года назад +4

      *not clickbait gone wrong *

    • @onewithepicness7511
      @onewithepicness7511 4 года назад +15

      *GONE SEXUAL * *POLICE INVOLVED * *ARRESTED * COURT DATE COMING UP *

  • @mayo_nnaise7112
    @mayo_nnaise7112 3 года назад +362

    Lilly and Michael: *intense war
    Michael: *hits Lilly's hand* OH FUCK!

  • @antonh1159
    @antonh1159 4 года назад +1349

    3:33 Their relationship in a nutshell, micheal accidentally hurts lily and then comforts her until he accidentally hurt her again

    • @batturing
      @batturing 3 года назад +118

      that and the multiple pauses for hugs that immediately turned into them stabbing each other in the back

    • @Hubba_Hubba9
      @Hubba_Hubba9 3 года назад +23

      That makes it sound depressing

    • @lukesuro9616
      @lukesuro9616 3 года назад +14

      Who said it was an accident?

    • @Oops_lost_the_yamato
      @Oops_lost_the_yamato 3 года назад +8

      "Accidentally "

    • @cherrybee95
      @cherrybee95 3 года назад

      Isnt that the definition of a toxic relationship?

  • @shido6806
    @shido6806 4 года назад +898

    Soo mykull is a crackhead, an inventor, a psycho, a 12 year old, and a master swordsmen, Jedi, and shinobi?! This is the start of the offline tv comic universe oftcu

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад +10

      imagine. That would be sick
      (BTW I only replied once, but I think youtube created shadow clones)

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад +6

      imagine

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад +6

      imagine

    • @theboywhofails9955
      @theboywhofails9955 4 года назад +4

      Michael reeves is like the nightmare of offline tv

    • @Byeahman
      @Byeahman 4 года назад

      Sekiro: Michael kills Lily literally every time.

  • @ChiriOwO
    @ChiriOwO 4 года назад +1880

    A small child fights a boomer, colorized

  • @kdej-si4vo
    @kdej-si4vo 3 года назад +425

    I love how Michael continues to stab Lily when she’s already dead but then when he accidentally hurts her he crumbles next to her

    • @ImBaxBTW
      @ImBaxBTW 2 года назад +4

      it is the true meaning of relationship goals

    • @Killer_Snas
      @Killer_Snas 2 года назад +2

      Michael is doing the double-tap
      Double Tap. A move that allows the character to make sure the opponent is down for good
      The Move originated from rule #2 in Zombieland: Double Tap

    • @1ternityMind
      @1ternityMind Год назад

      ​@@Killer_SnasI honestly forgot about that movie

  • @thankfulltakuma
    @thankfulltakuma 4 года назад +216

    lily:
    *speaks actual japanese*
    michael:
    Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

    • @icarus9340
      @icarus9340 4 года назад +22

      He invoked the power of chin chin

    • @cockroachsoup6409
      @cockroachsoup6409 4 года назад +23

      I got a theory that Michael is a part of the Filthy Frank universe

    • @thankfulltakuma
      @thankfulltakuma 4 года назад +9

      like if pp small

    • @toasterken7264
      @toasterken7264 4 года назад +5

      Ah, I see that Michael's a follower of the dark lord as well...

  • @lilyqwan4915
    @lilyqwan4915 4 года назад +1216

    I can’t believe I’m not the only person to have said “never underestimate the cheese dagger”

    • @TheRoxDenRadio
      @TheRoxDenRadio 4 года назад +24

      When why and can I have you play in DnD

    • @wellthen2847
      @wellthen2847 4 года назад +22

      She underestimated the cheese dagger

    • @borke42
      @borke42 3 года назад +4

      I heard Zanny's voice reading this

    • @simonair
      @simonair 3 года назад +1

      @@borke42 Is it it from the ludwig

    • @borke42
      @borke42 3 года назад

      @@simonair who is the Ludwig?

  • @azaleas-4555
    @azaleas-4555 4 года назад +658

    i love how michael and lily are just two lil elves fighting

  • @thechocymilk4036
    @thechocymilk4036 3 года назад +49

    2:05 Michael uses his ultimate

    • @oskaei8991
      @oskaei8991 2 года назад

      CRITICAL STRIKE!!! 243 DAMAGE!!

  • @youssefr
    @youssefr 4 года назад +1891

    3:29 Can we just talk about how perfect that swing was??

    • @et1033
      @et1033 4 года назад +297

      He is a really good swordsman, deadass. If he hasn't touched a sword before, these swings are pretty impressive.

    • @Gorgon2390
      @Gorgon2390 4 года назад +73

      I died laughing my ass off

    • @milkygun451
      @milkygun451 4 года назад +71

      Omg he on x games mode

    • @ikoniful3984
      @ikoniful3984 4 года назад +77

      Youssef All would tremble before him if he was born in medieval times and became a knight

    • @kingofproxies8025
      @kingofproxies8025 4 года назад +39

      @@ikoniful3984 sir mykull knight of terror and wielder of the cursed lightning sword

  • @watcher9027
    @watcher9027 4 года назад +934

    "Sir Michael"
    not a shred of honour to be found in this goblin man

    • @matthewacosta7152
      @matthewacosta7152 4 года назад +12

      Watcher what do you mean he is the only honorable one in otv

    • @TN-ci4ox
      @TN-ci4ox 4 года назад +8

      So he’s like the rest of the nobles

    • @arthurcosta1657
      @arthurcosta1657 4 года назад +1

      @@TN-ci4ox oof

    • @Achilnos2014
      @Achilnos2014 4 года назад +4

      Of course not he gained his power from the dark lord Chin Chin

    • @roguedragoon9212
      @roguedragoon9212 4 года назад

      Hunter Morningstar Filthy frank is over and was a sham to get joji a music career get over it

  • @RayniiDay
    @RayniiDay 4 года назад +745

    Offline TV: "I bet when we're gone, Lily and Michael do some weird stuff together *wink* :eyes:"
    Lily and Michael: *"EN GARDE YOU SIMP"*

    • @RandomL0s3r
      @RandomL0s3r 4 года назад +23

      yeah jt is weird
      They're not using KATANAS MADE BY THE GLORIOUS ARMY OF JAPAN MADE FROM HARDENED NIPPON METAL WITH THE SEALED SOUL OF THE JAPANESE BLACKSMITH INSIDE
      is the joke dead already?

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 4 года назад +29

      *EN GARDE YE SIMP*
      *HAVE AT YE BOOMER*

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +7

      Give me your finest potions, potion seller, for i must battle against a simp

    • @shitbox7853
      @shitbox7853 4 года назад +3

      Lily and micheal: fighting to the death with toy swords

    • @Swifteroos
      @Swifteroos 4 года назад

      @@oddacity5883 You cannot handle my potions, my potions are too strong for you boomer!

  • @Dracorlock
    @Dracorlock 3 года назад +880

    As the saying goes, "Never fight the guy who invented a robot that specifically impales tomatoes"
    -Ghandi Allen Shakespeare

    • @kingramsey7870
      @kingramsey7870 3 года назад +8

      Indeed

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 3 года назад +21

      ghandi allen shakespeare is my favorite activist

    • @jovanivillalobos6660
      @jovanivillalobos6660 3 года назад +10

      @@mcplumpkin6191 *Russian Communist

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 3 года назад +7

      Wasn’t that quote from King Columbus Da Vinci?

    • @Kraut_7
      @Kraut_7 3 года назад +1

      Who the hell is Ghandi? Tbh

  • @THEOBSERVER-1
    @THEOBSERVER-1 4 года назад +699

    Lily: *(Charge towards Michael without hesitation)*
    Michael: *(Pulls out Nerf Gun)*

  • @themuffinman1807
    @themuffinman1807 4 года назад +488

    Lily: speaks animese
    Michael: speaks the language of the dark lord
    Everyone: I get that

  • @di5963
    @di5963 4 года назад +1674

    micheal: "ALL WOMEN ARE QUEEN"
    micheal: *starts beating a little girl with a sword*
    could've fitted them better the other way

    • @user-r789dfkeu3
      @user-r789dfkeu3 4 года назад +3

      Marie Antoinette?

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 4 года назад +30

      He secretly super wholesome and caring. Like no doubt in my mind he's super supportive when he's not in character.

    • @syhn5166
      @syhn5166 4 года назад +9

      He said women not a CHILD

    • @raiden6607
      @raiden6607 4 года назад +5

      @Ilja Ledenjov shes 29

    • @oliveoil3075
      @oliveoil3075 4 года назад +6

      That's not just any little girl, it is shadow lily.

  • @yeetusthemfetus1436
    @yeetusthemfetus1436 4 года назад +239

    3:29
    that was a certified hood classic swordmanship right there

    • @spacecowboy2885
      @spacecowboy2885 3 года назад +16

      That or the good old hitting your brothers hand with the stick then that “don’t tell mom don’t tell mom, plz dude. I’ll give you like 5 dollars/I’ll let you hit me back.”

    • @yeetusthemfetus1436
      @yeetusthemfetus1436 3 года назад +9

      @@spacecowboy2885 god this brings me back in soo many ways

    • @sixer7097
      @sixer7097 3 года назад

      He charged his swords momentum before counter attacking lily by hitter her in the arm after he baited her with the low attack. Smart move there micheal

  • @memedude8193
    @memedude8193 4 года назад +646

    1:17
    Michael: *stabbes lily a bunch of times*
    Lily: "IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD"
    Temmie: "Hello police I just witnessed my owner being murdered to a man that is in love with tasers and electronics"

  • @abv5579
    @abv5579 4 года назад +213

    “Imagine being starved for content when you can just date your content”
    Oh my god liLY BIG BRAIN TIMES

  • @Tankerman1726
    @Tankerman1726 4 года назад +788

    lily: *runs at Michael*
    Michael: *throws sword* "parry this you filthy casual"

  • @xl1891
    @xl1891 3 года назад +88

    Can we just appreciate Scarra pretending to DM people so he can secretly order a cake for Lily's 1 million subscribers?

  • @might_e
    @might_e 4 года назад +193

    3:30 I can’t stop rewatching it. It’s such a good outspacing. He’s just flailing wildly then pulls that shit. Unbelievable. Too OP

  • @Keaten88
    @Keaten88 4 года назад +404

    Lily: Can I have a hug?
    Also Lily: Stabs Michael
    Michael: I've been betrayed, backstabbed and quite possibly, bamboozled.

    • @backstabbed1670
      @backstabbed1670 4 года назад +4

      I heard my name 😂

    • @Chloe_2442
      @Chloe_2442 4 года назад

      He got backstabbed literally hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahshahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

    • @cinimond
      @cinimond 4 года назад +4

      *_Lies and Deciet_*

    • @isares8870
      @isares8870 4 года назад

      You can tell Lily thought of that when Michael was calling her a loser girl at 10:00
      *If I was still holding on to that knife rn we'd be eating crackhead kidneys for dinner tonight*

    • @mightypurplelicious1625
      @mightypurplelicious1625 4 года назад

      Didn’t Micheal backstab her too?

  • @crepedoddles6148
    @crepedoddles6148 4 года назад +687

    He’s a man of culture if he starts chanting Chin-Chin’s words

    • @typhoontyph
      @typhoontyph 4 года назад +18

      He must be the dark lord's servent

    • @bobbobert9379
      @bobbobert9379 4 года назад +17

      3:20 lmao

    • @rblank6358
      @rblank6358 4 года назад +12

      He is filthy frank reincarnated, but with robot making skills

    • @Guyslyuu
      @Guyslyuu 4 года назад +5

      You know he is saying “I like dicks” right?

    • @furiouscat4122
      @furiouscat4122 4 года назад

      @@Guyslyuu That's literally what chin chin says. and yes Chin chin is dick

  • @LurkyBoio
    @LurkyBoio 4 года назад +387

    Mykull: speaks animenese
    anime people wondering why he said your toes will turn to cheese:

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. 3 года назад +16

      More specifically
      Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

    • @IDaPugDude
      @IDaPugDude 3 года назад +4

      Did he actually fucking say that I’m to lazy to translate it myself

    • @elina3734
      @elina3734 3 года назад +15

      @@IDaPugDude filthy frank reference

    • @Thecouchtater
      @Thecouchtater 3 года назад +4

      he kinda did when he did that CLEAN swing on lilys arm and she just lowered herself on the ground

    • @hat4438
      @hat4438 3 года назад +1

      @iMyri Fakyri Pretty sure he did yes

  • @mwahmyr
    @mwahmyr 4 года назад +470

    oh yes, sir michael has mastered the art of sword, swinging at your enemy's ankles and make them fall below you

    • @xjonnyd93x
      @xjonnyd93x 4 года назад +23

      Or to make them the same height as you*

    • @Wruth69
      @Wruth69 4 года назад +5

      In this way he can have for the first time the high ground

    • @callmeam1r_909
      @callmeam1r_909 4 года назад +7

      He goes for the leg so they sit on their knees
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TheJokzer
      @TheJokzer 4 года назад +1

      Muay thai of the sword

    • @soyersawce3726
      @soyersawce3726 4 года назад

      Sir Michael was under the tutelage of Lord Chin Chin, studying the blade for countless hours

  • @inazumabokyaku-shinigodsei61
    @inazumabokyaku-shinigodsei61 4 года назад +400

    *"SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH?!"*
    Also Lily:
    "I'M DEAD! I'M DEAD! I'M DEAD!"

  • @awesomisedsoap
    @awesomisedsoap 4 года назад +281

    3:20 Now we know why he's so powerful ! Papa Franku tought him well, I see.

    • @apollo7087
      @apollo7087 4 года назад +20

      No one's gonna talk about that pose when he smacks Lily tho?

    • @xyz2001xyz
      @xyz2001xyz 4 года назад +12

      That feint was beautiful lol

    • @et1033
      @et1033 4 года назад +11

      @@apollo7087 you can just see it going in slow mo while "Don't Lose Your Way" starts blasting in the background and it's beautiful.

    • @wb_dillydeepheat5246
      @wb_dillydeepheat5246 4 года назад +4

      Watch it in 0.5 speed

  • @Ohmygodihatethis
    @Ohmygodihatethis 4 года назад +107

    3:29 when you hit your sibling too hard when play fighting and are trying to get them to stop crying before mum comes

  • @te0nani
    @te0nani 4 года назад +590

    Lily "I'm dead, I'm dead!"
    Michael: "Not enough!"
    Also Michael: "Ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"

  • @TheSlimeMold
    @TheSlimeMold 4 года назад +270

    2:20
    Mykull: We are not cavemen. We have technology.

    • @jacegill2011
      @jacegill2011 4 года назад +3

      I see you know the way of the sword but you see the sword isn't my weapon of choice

    • @chriswong8821
      @chriswong8821 4 года назад +4

      Parry this you filthy casual

    • @finalfun3641
      @finalfun3641 4 года назад +2

      @@kanayaliker The tazer ist mightier than the sword

  • @HazySykesDark
    @HazySykesDark 4 года назад +1333

    Me: the perfect couple doesn't exis-
    Lily and Michael: hold my sword.

    • @nightmarewolftony
      @nightmarewolftony 4 года назад +14

      Is she dating again since I'm happy she looks so happy with him

    • @isaacromanovv7607
      @isaacromanovv7607 4 года назад +9

      @@nightmarewolftony Lmao they're been dating for a while now

    • @kentin5422
      @kentin5422 4 года назад +1

      Is Michael a member of OTV now?? Oh no...

    • @haydencohn2746
      @haydencohn2746 4 года назад +3

      @@kentin5422 NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

    • @dakkon00blackblade
      @dakkon00blackblade 4 года назад +13

      Ken tin you’re late to the party

  • @christophermata8032
    @christophermata8032 3 года назад +79

    Bruh Michael is fearless and he showed us at this part 2:07

  • @hails_exe
    @hails_exe 4 года назад +581

    i’m just gonna say it. if my future relationship doesn’t at least slightly resemble micheal and lily attacking each other with various foam weapons, i don’t want it

  • @L.O.V.E.B.U.G6969
    @L.O.V.E.B.U.G6969 4 года назад +1742

    Lilly: *gets killed and goes to after life*
    Murdurer: *continues to stab Lilly even after she’s dead*
    Lilly: I GET IT, I GET IT, I GET IT

    • @MrsSking123
      @MrsSking123 4 года назад +10

      STOP IT HES ALREADY DEAD

    • @halo25assassin45
      @halo25assassin45 4 года назад +10

      Always double tap

    • @dahgnzg5508
      @dahgnzg5508 3 года назад +2

      28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @haydenmize3149
      @haydenmize3149 3 года назад

      @@halo25assassin45 You can never get surprised that way.

    • @Felipe77646
      @Felipe77646 3 года назад

      BLOOD. SHED. COMPLETE UTTER BLOOD

  • @DKronk
    @DKronk 4 года назад +528

    Lily: Can I have a hug?
    Michael: *Gives a hug*
    Lily: *Stabs Michael*
    Michael: *Also stabs Lily*
    Lily: I see you are a man of culture...

    • @shitbox7853
      @shitbox7853 4 года назад +1

      **fucking dies*

    • @majorslav8138
      @majorslav8138 4 года назад +5

      1st Plate congrats you have successfully made me cringe

    • @blaank313
      @blaank313 4 года назад +3

      LIES AND DECEIT!!!

    • @DKronk
      @DKronk 4 года назад +1

      MajorSlav you are welcome, thats internet for you.

    • @majorslav8138
      @majorslav8138 4 года назад

      1st Plate indeed

  • @Meize9
    @Meize9 3 года назад +90

    Lily: NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SWING IT
    Michael: HAHA SWORD GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    0:10

  • @Dennis38724
    @Dennis38724 4 года назад +350

    9:58 this how you know they love each other

    • @1millionsubscribersandillm266
      @1millionsubscribersandillm266 4 года назад +1

      Explain

    • @PancakeStudios21
      @PancakeStudios21 4 года назад +35

      @@1millionsubscribersandillm266 they do the most romantic thing. Shit talk each other

    • @uwuki4975
      @uwuki4975 3 года назад +1

      unas annus

    • @nuninuni8547
      @nuninuni8547 3 года назад

      @@1millionsubscribersandillm266 they do the most adorable quirky things evar like their moments are never cringey

  • @sushi4o2
    @sushi4o2 4 года назад +470

    "My name is Micheal Reeves. You used me for clickbait. Prepare to die."

    • @BaronBlorbulon
      @BaronBlorbulon 4 года назад +2

      Or "My name is Michael Reeeeeeeeves, you didn't kill the turtles, prepare to die"

    • @bapu8459
      @bapu8459 4 года назад +3

      Ayo boiz out here with the princes bride references let’s go

    • @billyevans8846
      @billyevans8846 4 года назад +1

      I understood that reference

  • @TheOneTrueNothing
    @TheOneTrueNothing 4 года назад +491

    "animenese"
    Like you don't know exactly what he's saying saying there Lily xD

    • @aliberkozderya3112
      @aliberkozderya3112 4 года назад +43

      Praise the dark lord

    • @gkiro905
      @gkiro905 4 года назад +39

      Yeah but she can't write that mykull said "I like dicks"

    • @cynicallyclash
      @cynicallyclash 4 года назад +17

      @@gkiro905 no he said "lol loser"
      that sentence can mean many things

    • @OzWhinnter
      @OzWhinnter 4 года назад +7

      He said the words of the legendary Chin Chin

    • @anchqr8892
      @anchqr8892 4 года назад +4

      chinchin's wise words

  • @ftwgaming0
    @ftwgaming0 4 года назад +19

    "If I hit you once, you lose okay?" Sir Michaels defence has dropped to 0!

  • @Nferrno._.
    @Nferrno._. 4 года назад +602

    Lily: "says menacing Japanese line"
    Michael: *OCHIN CHIN*
    If you know then you know😏

    • @victor7802
      @victor7802 4 года назад +51

      Gimme the puss boss

    • @Kirby-vd7hw
      @Kirby-vd7hw 4 года назад +38

      just makes me sad to know hes gone. I miss papa frank...

    • @coledavis8761
      @coledavis8761 4 года назад +6

      It’s penis

    • @wl4030
      @wl4030 4 года назад +11

      俺はおちんちん大好きなんだよ

    • @reisushi3459
      @reisushi3459 4 года назад +4

      *meatballs*

  • @LifeWatcher
    @LifeWatcher 4 года назад +445

    Poki: "When Fed told me that you have funny way of exercising I thought about something entirely else.."

  • @hollow887
    @hollow887 4 года назад +156

    You can tell Michael put his heart and soul into every fight, a true king 👑

    • @magichedgehog7
      @magichedgehog7 4 года назад +4

      What about Carson King

    • @hollow887
      @hollow887 4 года назад +6

      Typical potato he doesn’t deserve this, needs to put his crown back on ASAP 😔

    • @boot9158
      @boot9158 4 года назад +4

      That’s only 5% of his true power

  • @poppy1930
    @poppy1930 3 года назад +23

    3:24 is by far the coolest shit I've seen since ghost of tushima

  • @tovgyt
    @tovgyt 4 года назад +445

    Mykull as soon as he turns the sword sideways: You'll never catch me! Not when I go into *M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E*

  • @boigmord
    @boigmord 4 года назад +292

    Lily:"why starve for content when you can date your content."
    Thanks lily, now I'm gonna be depressed for another 3 months

  • @suzu1chi84
    @suzu1chi84 4 года назад +110

    "kore wa ochinchin daisuki da."
    micheal is a cultured man
    (people are asking the translation: "I love penis very much")

    • @josh89023
      @josh89023 4 года назад +2

      Can i get a transition

    • @arrkyna
      @arrkyna 4 года назад +13

      @@josh89023 I love pp very much

    • @josh89023
      @josh89023 4 года назад +1

      @@arrkyna ok thank you

    • @desmond3425
      @desmond3425 4 года назад +1

      all I got from google translate was "I like this"

    • @g33ktube16
      @g33ktube16 4 года назад +3

      @@desmond3425 chin chin means penis

  • @alvin8124
    @alvin8124 3 года назад +21

    when u want to lower a pokemon hp to catch it but accidentally crit hit: 3:30

  • @hoon_ie4035
    @hoon_ie4035 4 года назад +510

    LESSON OF THE DAY:
    *never underestimate the cheese dagger*
    edit: *no one foolish enough to challenge the cheese dagger*

  • @maryannrapsing7579
    @maryannrapsing7579 4 года назад +565

    Lily: Can i have a hug?
    Michael: *Stabs lily in the back*

    • @zeothesnowwolf2937
      @zeothesnowwolf2937 4 года назад +56

      To be fair she stabbed him first so fair game XD

    • @hamzahkhan4067
      @hamzahkhan4067 4 года назад +22

      Lily: *also* *stabs* *him* *in* *the* *back*

    • @mishaalkisan1688
      @mishaalkisan1688 4 года назад +15

      They both stabbed each other

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 4 года назад +5

      Guys, I'm having flashbacks.
      And not in a good way.

    • @starryvi1670
      @starryvi1670 4 года назад +3

      Perfection NOOOO STOP THAT

  • @soyersawce3726
    @soyersawce3726 4 года назад +274

    “Medieval couple settle argument by a honorable dual.” (Mcdomestic abuse)

  • @_WiII.
    @_WiII. 3 года назад +51

    Lily : Wants to have a duel
    Michael reeves : proceeds to murder her 17 times in diffrent ways

  • @pedroleal4361
    @pedroleal4361 4 года назад +90

    Lilly: stop going for the legs
    Michael: YOU CAN’T ESCAPE IF YOU CAN’T WALK

  • @OriginalSuschi
    @OriginalSuschi 4 года назад +552

    Mykull: *Stabbing her over and over*
    Lily: I'm dead, I'm dead!
    Mykull: *Grabs the bigger sword and proceeds stabbing her*

  • @Suuki727
    @Suuki727 4 года назад +212

    2:08
    mykull just use lightning breathing first form thunder clap and flash
    *E* *P* *I* *C*

    • @banana_tree
      @banana_tree 4 года назад +4

      Umm its thunder breathing right?

    • @KChow-nb1pz
      @KChow-nb1pz 4 года назад +1

      missing 1 taser

    • @KChow-nb1pz
      @KChow-nb1pz 4 года назад +1

      if he threads live wires along the blade then yeah

    • @Nobody-se1nw
      @Nobody-se1nw 4 года назад +10

      Nah it's Breath of the crackhead 12th form dividing shock

    • @impacty8163
      @impacty8163 4 года назад

      @@banana_tree no

  • @ren-il2wf
    @ren-il2wf 4 года назад +93

    I like how Temmie just silently watches while Michael just beat the shit out off Lily

  • @UMIunited
    @UMIunited 4 года назад +182

    Temmie's just like "I can't believe I have to babysit these children"

  • @okaydaniiella5266
    @okaydaniiella5266 4 года назад +645

    I wish the sword that they had would’ve said “crackhead” over and over every time you hit something with the sword lol

    • @nou1532
      @nou1532 4 года назад +18

      Mykull could make one

    • @fluffybun713
      @fluffybun713 4 года назад +1

      @@nou1532 isnt there a toy that actually exist. That works like that?

    • @TetraSky
      @TetraSky 4 года назад +18

      Time to propose another shitty "robot idea" for the shredder.

    • @erikwoodruff5643
      @erikwoodruff5643 4 года назад +6

      @@fluffybun713 Sort of. Just buy a lightsaber with sounds and replace the impact/swinging noises with "CrAcKhEaD!"

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 4 года назад +3

      This comment is a good candidate for being publicly shamed on the next installment of Shitty Robot Ideas

  • @TheElectroshadic
    @TheElectroshadic 4 года назад +224

    is it me or did mykull really train with his sword man had the moves straight outta anime lmao

  • @Josh-JTJ
    @Josh-JTJ 3 года назад +8

    1:27 Both trying to stab each other in the back
    True relationship goals 💛

  • @JoonhaHwangac
    @JoonhaHwangac 4 года назад +181

    "19 seconds ago"
    peak lifetime achievement right there

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking4 4 года назад +306

    1:13 i love Temmie in the background just like "he he, mom and dad are having fun!"

  • @humanleopard117
    @humanleopard117 4 года назад +224

    3:20 I like how mykull did the filthy frank chin chin speech

    • @Lee-wb5yx
      @Lee-wb5yx 3 года назад +6

      *slaps*
      this bad boy can fit in so many memes in him
      *get tased*

  • @cobblestone8850
    @cobblestone8850 4 года назад +47

    A bit late, but mykull really pulled a “parry this you filthy casual” huh?

  • @beefballboy123
    @beefballboy123 4 года назад +109

    Lily: "Can I get a hug?"
    Lily (2 seconds later): "Peace was never an option."

  • @Foolharded
    @Foolharded 4 года назад +500

    Wholesome ‘before the fight’ dialogue
    Michael: *”ALL WOMEN...ARE QUEENS!”*
    Lily: *”IF SHE BREATHS, SHE’S A*
    *T H O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O T!!!*

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 4 года назад +10

      @@Floopiis but he has a gf... if being a simp=gf then is simp worth it?

    • @aidanv4618
      @aidanv4618 4 года назад +2

      Dukem not if he kills her with a styrofoam sword

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 4 года назад +4

      Dukem
      No, not everyone is lucky. Some women will literally eat your wallet up. You need to find someone mature enough, and be responsible enough about money. There are few women who actually will be with you because she enjoys your company, that’s the person worth simping for.
      If you decide to simp, then you need to be smart about it. Having ‘a’ girl isn’t everything in life, but having ‘the’ girl will be.

    • @azure1647
      @azure1647 4 года назад

      @@KiyanPocket damn that's crazy bro

    • @finn7750
      @finn7750 4 года назад +5

      @@KiyanPocket r/im14andthisisdeep

  • @mountainde09
    @mountainde09 4 года назад +158

    3:19
    "Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"
    Ah yes, a man of many chromosomes

    • @vendel1
      @vendel1 4 года назад +12

      im glad people getting that reference

    • @butterspike680
      @butterspike680 4 года назад +8

      Always in our hearts. **Sad noises**

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 4 года назад +1

      May he rest in peace **even more sad noises**

    • @thegloriousrock9
      @thegloriousrock9 4 года назад

      Gold Experience Requiem wow it’s a stand, stands can type. The more you know

  • @cioluvsurnan5722
    @cioluvsurnan5722 3 года назад +12

    That death noise though 😂 3:30

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 4 года назад +250

    Cake company: "Heyy, uh.. so we just wanted to check whether you maybe just wanted to stop the message at 'Happy 1,000,000' ?"
    Mykull: "No, the 'loser girl' is actually essential thanks."
    Cake company: "Oh, ok..."

    • @zeronothinghere9334
      @zeronothinghere9334 4 года назад

      Or... he just ordered a plain cake and wrote it himself, then put it back into the box.

    • @woodberry323
      @woodberry323 4 года назад

      @@zeronothinghere9334 no he picked it up

  • @rhyluu347
    @rhyluu347 4 года назад +735

    Michael: *All womans are queens*
    Lilly: *If she breathes then she is a THOT*
    I loved the intro 😂😂

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 4 года назад +55

    3:51 love how they both planned to stab each other in the back at the same time.

  • @razerfan1929
    @razerfan1929 4 года назад +11

    1:48 when your at the second stage of the boss battle and all your good weapons lose there durability

    • @thatoneniceguy408
      @thatoneniceguy408 3 года назад

      I like this comment, as it brings the cheese dagger too attention

  • @nachosauce756
    @nachosauce756 4 года назад +324

    *sees Lily running with a knife*
    Me: “I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me.”

    • @wooden49
      @wooden49 3 года назад +3

      U wanna know something that's scarier than that?
      Mykull with two tazer-attached knives run into a room

  • @beancent8806
    @beancent8806 4 года назад +456

    Is no-one gonna talk about 3:20 when Michael said “I love dick” in Japanese?

    • @bobbobert9379
      @bobbobert9379 4 года назад +87

      They are lmao it's Filthy Frank's call to the dark lord Chin-Chin

    • @evan1977
      @evan1977 4 года назад +39

      It’s papa franku

    • @loser1399
      @loser1399 4 года назад +14

      Hold up

    • @LanNguyen-tc4fg
      @LanNguyen-tc4fg 4 года назад +24

      That's the great dark lord ChinChin's wise word

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 года назад +9

      All hail the powerful dark lord Chin-Chin...

  • @isaacwymore3395
    @isaacwymore3395 4 года назад +403

    temmie: stands over on the carpet as one of her best friend get brutally murdered in front of her

    • @peknive8331
      @peknive8331 4 года назад +2

      Meanwhile our family dog when my brother attacks me:
      I must attack the (Insert my name)

  • @anormalplatypus8956
    @anormalplatypus8956 4 года назад +7

    3:53 everything in this clip pretty much sum up their entire relationship