Tal vez desde hace un par de meses ellos estan saliendo, la miniatura del video los tienen a los dos, nos. Quisieron advertir de la situación y no le pusimos atención :0
@@DasDieDerErik Huh? Michael is known for his weird contraptions because he's an actual engineering genius, lol. Who fucking thinks he makes awesome things because he's part Asian? What the fuck is wrong with you?? I think your comment was that of "I live a good life so I need things to be angry about."
@@curstinbcake1066 The format of your comment is completely fucked up on PC. Looked like you were using spaces instead of enter. It's completely fine on mobile.
Lily stated in the "Michael Reeves joins OfflineTV" around 5:12 that Michael invites people into his videos so he can taze them, And she said that she'd be down and that sounds exciting.
@@Regent192 so? Does that mean hes not able to joke about that because he doesn’t look filipino? He IS filipino. There are many filipinos that are mistaken for other ethnicities im gonna guess youre filipino and as a filipino too im sure youve been mistaken for at least every east asian ethnicity out of the book. He can make those jokes
@@Regent192 but my first time seeing michael i thought he was a filipino that was born and raised in the usa that's why his accent is different, just like my cousins (but filipinos are actually really good at accents)
And then immediately being in the lead with two points while everyone's at zero, having blank cards constantly and therefore the advantage, ending up losing anyway (plus the card making the comment "there are a lot of scum RUclipsr's out there").
Lily: "I really wish people would stop shipping me and Michael" Offline TV: "Yeah who does that?" Also Offline TV: *Thumbnail of Lily and Michael and the words Dating Game* Never change guys, get them views 😂
0:07 I think she’s saying “I’m not really interested in dating.” And Michael is like “thank you for interjecting that.” Idk if any of you have liked someone who keeps insisting they aren’t interested in dating but I relate
"Because if internet has taught me anything, it's that if you're a member of a race you're allowed to mock that race however you like even tho you're disconnected from the culture." - Michael Reeves
I wouldn't mind that tbh. I've never used a Wi-Fi because where i live we get unlimited data 100-200M LFT (4G) for like a $20-30 /month. This red card is for 'muricans fpr sure.
Ignoring everything else about this video that might not have aged well, that "facts-fax" debacle still gets me. Like Yvonne just had a bee fact ready to go and Michael's confused "wait, what?" just kills me lmao.
@@the11thhour44 I think they have relationships with people they're somehow attached to emocionaly, even though they don't feel any sexual attraction towards that person. I consider myself aromantic (I don't like ppl in a romantic way) so I hope my guess is accurate lol
@@the11thhour44 as an asexual, I can confirm that we can still have romantic relationships. Same multitudes of reasons as with other orientations for why excluding sexual desire. Generally with people who are ok with that.
Lily: is into people only speaking sarcasm
Michael: it’s free real estate
LMAO
Tal vez desde hace un par de meses ellos estan saliendo, la miniatura del video los tienen a los dos, nos. Quisieron advertir de la situación y no le pusimos atención :0
The best part it’s official now
this aged very well
How did you predict this?
Lily “Single gang”
Micheal I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
Very true lol
Oh how turn tables
@@RuferOfficial lmao he's speaking the language of the Gods
@@RuferOfficial I think they meant "Oh how THE turn tables" its a The Office reference if you didnt know
It was actually lily that made the pro gamer move tho
Turns out this was just Micheal trying to figure out what Lily liked
CUTE
Bamboozled
A robot that tasers you if you don’t share love and affection
@@wallowing5175 when did they start dating
@@stevethea5250 since about february
Fed: “What’s her ex’s name?”
Micheal: “Fed”
Me: “Fed Ex”
LMAOOO this took me off guard and now I'm laughing like crazy
this is why i shouldnt read the comments whilst eating food. i almost choked-
lol
Lol, I was eating ice cream and i spit it out all over my desk when I saw this comment... Thx a lot making me clean my desk....
I laughed way to hard on this than it deserves
Lily: He's hot AND rich.
Yvonne: (Excited)
Michael: _Never gain weight while dating_
Yvonne: ( *Straight up loses it* )
SHES SO HAVING THAT LMAO
EarlGrey this is gold
What makes it better is Michael Hyping it up as Lily grumbles about it
She acted like it was happening 😂
*S E A N*
Michael: I'm learning a lot about people today
Also Michael: Give me the girl constantly covered in ants
Tell me you wouldn't watch a video about a rocket scientist covered in ants taser-fighting Michael.
kinky
She's the daughter of Ants in my eyes Johnson.
S picks a plot twist, Michael programmed the ants to kill the rocket scientist
NIghtmare, nightmare, nightmare (death to turtles by ants)
- “They only speak in sarcasm”
- “That seems pretty fun, actually.”
Michal Reeves’ brain:
WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
charles the french?
LMAOO OMG THATS SO TRUE
Facts
Charles fan :D
Charles the french reference?
Lily: says she likes generous and musicians
Michael: hmm time to get out the saxophone and step up my game
michael is better than a professional musician because he doesn't have to be on tour ever and he sings with her and them pipes though
He would just build a machine that plays whatever the fuck he wants 😂😂
@@jacobbeltran7729 He wouldnt build a smartphone just because hes part asian, wtf
@@DasDieDerErik Huh? Michael is known for his weird contraptions because he's an actual engineering genius, lol. Who fucking thinks he makes awesome things because he's part Asian? What the fuck is wrong with you?? I think your comment was that of "I live a good life so I need things to be angry about."
"Single people"
Lily: (Cries)
Everyone else: Yay
Ofc ur here again..
Why the hell do I see you in every video comments around like 5 RUclipsrs
@@trashpanda4613 He's continuing Justin Y's legacy
It'd be pretty cool if you did have a mustache
All the single people huh I'm not seeing poki 🙄
Lily: "Cooks your favorite food for you" 3 months later Lily: "We are making Michael's favorite katsu curry"
What the heck happend to your formating?!
@@Algenhirn ???
@@curstinbcake1066 The format of your comment is completely fucked up on PC. Looked like you were using spaces instead of enter.
It's completely fine on mobile.
@@Algenhirn Ah, I think they used space instead of enter. And since the space on computer is larger than on mobile, it looks weird.
I need link
Lily: "I'm happy to have won in this table full of single people"
No one:
Scarra: *cough* _bullshit_
safe to say that Scarra knew he'd win the bet
Laughed too hard at this
11:44 "I don't really like it when girls drink too much."
Yeah Fed, well girls don't really like it when you drink too much either
Damn, savage!
Damn…
Murdered. Absolutely murdered. I congratulate you.
Put of pocket. 100% not needed, but most CERTAINLY appreciated.
Fed more like ded
"Only Speaks In Sarcasm"
Lily: That sounds kinda fun actually.
Michael: *_Okay, alright._* _(clear sarcasm)_
*THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER*
Lily stated in the "Michael Reeves joins OfflineTV" around 5:12 that Michael invites people into his videos so he can taze them, And she said that she'd be down and that sounds exciting.
Also at roughly 1:07 Lily says "I do like funny people" they were destined to be.
If only they knew what the near future would be like
@@JamesCPotter13 sounds Masochistic
LMFAOOOOO look at them now man ;)
"Only speak in sarcasm, devoid of emotions" - some of these red cards are just Michael
Johnathan Nail “Plotting to kill you”
Super super racist
Johnathan Nail “death row inmate”
@@bozo4282 wait.... Link?
9:21 "...never gonna give you up..." Lily's face rip
"imagine its filipino"
"michaelll"
"WHAT IM FILIPINO"
He's dirty for that
no ones going to look at michael and say he's Filipino 🤦♂️
@@Regent192 But he is Filipino tho? Lmaoo
Lmao
I literally laughed for
20 minutes straight
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Regent192 so? Does that mean hes not able to joke about that because he doesn’t look filipino? He IS filipino. There are many filipinos that are mistaken for other ethnicities im gonna guess youre filipino and as a filipino too im sure youve been mistaken for at least every east asian ethnicity out of the book. He can make those jokes
@@Regent192 but my first time seeing michael i thought he was a filipino that was born and raised in the usa that's why his accent is different, just like my cousins (but filipinos are actually really good at accents)
Lily really went from "Michael, buddy." to "Michael, honey."🥺🥰
19:41
20:14 - Michael: "Does that mean you're the best at being single?"
Holy f- that quick wit is deadly
Aaron Kaiser Hello fellow Kaiser. But yeah, Micheal’s a savage.
Welp now they dating
If that's true I'm glad. They are both cute little muffins that deserve some happiness.
@@Theepieguy This is confrimed on Lily's Instagram under her most recent photo - check comments I am crying
Well well well, how the turn tables.
"her ex's name is Fed"
FedEx.
LMAO i knew someone would make this joke.
Made my day
Jajaja
dabossdud that minecraft youtube caller FedExgaming xD
Or because Michael was selling his date to “Fed”myster.
Michael: *Literally only speaks/jokes in sarcasm*
Lily: "That actually sounds kinda fun actually"
*gets together*
Me: "Ahhh... the prophecy..."
69 like
@@Blue-zu7pq nice
@@Blue-zu7pq Nice
@@Blue-zu7pq nice
@@Blue-zu7pq nice
Lily (for Fed's turn): She believes you're the most attractive person she's ever met
Scarra: So delusional?
JESUS CHRIST SCARRA RELAX LMAO
Michael to Lily: Your jokes aren’t funny
Lily: **tells a joke**
Michael: **laughs anyway**
and that is wholesome stuff my dude
stan min yoongi she likes him lol
Derps best new duo, but pls for the love of god people should stop spamming michael in lily’s streams :(
am i the only person that thinks they should date?
@@ethrilswifthawk3769 they shouldnt, she's still processing a break-up
also dont ship real people please, it makes lily uncomfortable
@@ethrilswifthawk3769 she said she doesn't like the shipping. They are like 8 years apart. It's weird for them, pls stop.
Damn Michael and Lily must have taken this game too seriously...
Neighthan lol guess lily looked past his red flags and vice versa.
@@AZhang-fb9xs honestly i don't see a single red flag in Michael lol
OverThoughts addicted to crack
@@chloe5688 that's definitely a white card
@@trickorcrit6010 Taser fetish
"If she doesn't work out for you"
"She won't live for long"
Ook
The super racist one would’ve been my choice
Scarrra: a good realistic person
Everyone else: they can fly, cured cancer and has a multi billion dollar company
Micheal: "Only speak in starcasm"
Lily: "that's sounds kinds fun"
That aged well
@Luke Pollock michael is pretty sarcastic
9:00 yeah he worked well
THE STAR IS CUMIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
420 likes... nice
Like a fine wine.
Thumbnail: Micheal and Lily
Title: DATING GAME
The editors know.
THEY KNEW
Welp they are apparently dating now
@@nahfam2735 Where it say dat?
@Adam Stillwagon On Lily's IG
Ship name?
Isn’t it funny how Michael had a crush on lily during this video
yes
It makes me uncomfortable seeing Fed in here too, knowing everything he did.
Micheal had it planned all along.
someone tell lily's boyfriend that michael is crushing on her
Connor Nam lily and her boyfriend broke up
so much has happened,, michael and lily together, fed kicked out, and scara is still our favourite scara. i love it. proud of u guys
Lily: As usual I have won
Michael: This means she is the best at being single
Michael is a beast but in a good way xd
That one hit the bull's eye maximum trigger 😂😂
With the power of ZEUS.... she’s the best at being single
She broke up?
"So you have chose... death?"
Lily: don’t ship us
How the tables have turned
Even though they're dating she doesn't want to be shipped, she said that on stream yesterday
How the turns have tabled
Hyunjun Ju I believe it’s ReeChu
Ooh how the turn tables
@@hyunjunju6405 i want it to be Michu, tho theres a lot of possible ship names for them
Michael: your boyfriend is sarcastic
lily: that sounds fun
literally gets annoyed at every sarcastic comment that Michael made
Best kind of foreshadowing
Michael: Does that mean you're the best at being single?
Lily: *Dates Michael*
Lily: "Speeks in sarcasm, that could be annoying"
Also lily: dates micheal
s p e e k s
s p e e k s
s p e e k s
*S P E E K S*
s p e e k s
Michael: "Her ex's name is Fed"
Hehehehe Fed-Ex
That’s pretty good | (• ◡•)|
Damn, that’s a fucking good one
I am Fed up with these jokes
Bro this joke is so bad the federal bad joke investigation is on to me.
PacX ikr
Fed saying "today we're playing red flags" is some serious next level irony
Yeah...
Lol
And then immediately being in the lead with two points while everyone's at zero, having blank cards constantly and therefore the advantage, ending up losing anyway (plus the card making the comment "there are a lot of scum RUclipsr's out there").
💀💀💀
And then also saying "i have a lot of sex" while whereing a "virginity rocks" shirt
when Scarra said "voice of an angel" I imagined a booming voice shouting FEAR NOT
*screaming in **_G E O M E T R Y_*
screaming in **D O O M**
Love him or hate him, Michael's last made up boyfriend is spitting straight fax.
LMAOO. THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY
Oml...what a beautiful joke
Aight imma head out
I've never been so proud and disappointed in humanity all at once
4 years later and I still don’t get that
Lily: "she's a youtube celebrity"
me: *FORESHADOWING*
P^rnstar
FORESHADOWING?
@@modcolocko *no.*
@@patsumii_843 Yeah I agree
@@modcolocko glad we agree
and a p*rnstar
“Only can communicate through facts.”
Me: “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
Me: "This comment made me laugh"
And that’s a fact
Me: the Mitochondria doesnt get paid
Don't stay in school
Me: Jeffrey epstien didnt kill himself
*whips out a card on Michael’s turn* “Is lilypichu”
Michael: *instantly picks it*
"imagines he's a Filipino"
As a Filipino myself, I couldn't agree more
*sigh* never couldn't been worse
Kapwa filipino
Filipinos can change any accent if I do say so myself ... Philippines numbah wan 😂
Philippines nambahwan!
i love it when we filipinos being mentioned in foreign tvs or streams, even if its in the form of insult or a joke.
Lily: An accent is kinda cute tho-
Micheal: ITS AN ACCENT YOU HAT- ITS FILLIPINO
Yvonne: [laughs]
Micheal: *IM FILLIPINO*
19:07
Ahaha imagine a local filipino language example is ilocano
WHAT!? I THOUGH FILIPINO ACCENT WAS ATTRACTIVE!? 😅 IT WAS EVEN PART OF A TOP 10 OR TOP 20.
@@Martin-yh7vi yeah the general language we use but there are alot of dialects in the Philippines
Anong kagaguhan toh
Sorry in advance
14:47
Michael: We’re all just bad at this game.
Lily: This is why we’re single.
👀
And also Michael's *hEuhA* afterwards
"Allergic to dogs"
"Owns five pomerians"
Determination or masochism
"Always speaks in sarcasm."
Lily: "that sounds kinda fun actually."
Michael: *answers sarcastically*
I WAS SCREAMING LMAO
Sarcasm goblin: "he always speaks in sarcasm"
Lily: "that sounds pretty fun actually"
Sarcasm goblin liked that
why am i reminded of toast
@@jmesliao or Destiny...
@@Iburnyoudie or Michael...
A living; breathing, tazer addicted, comedian, sarcasm goblin.
(No hate on Michael the guy is great)
Might wanna check her ig fellas... ;)
@@johanncarlos7062 now i can die in peace :')
Lily: "I really wish people would stop shipping me and Michael"
Offline TV: "Yeah who does that?"
Also Offline TV: *Thumbnail of Lily and Michael and the words Dating Game*
Never change guys, get them views 😂
Does she really said that ? XD
@@Minrinea yes I also believe she sees him like a little brother
I think they could be a couple
@@Minrinea She said it was very uncomfortable at a stream
Haha that's what I was thinking, Lily is the only one Michel has been on stream with.
11:10 omg the way Michael looked at her is so so cute 🥰
Michael uses the “Only speaks in sarcasm” card as an insult... MICHAEL used the card... MICHAEL did... MICHAEL.
Lily: that sounds kinda fun actually.
Plot twist, Michael wanna know if his sarcasm stood a chance so he put it out there.
Michael: Imagine it's an accent you hate! It's Filipino. I'm Filipino!
"only speaks in sarcasm"
Lily: that's fun
Michael: well your gonna love me
You're*
@@berkakbulut4634 you arth
@@berkakbulut4634 ana dili olanlardan daha çok takmamız -_- çok sinir bozucular
Can we talk about the fact that the musician is a movie.
Before you say anything else I'ma have to say shut fuk up and were not talking about it
@@incopententhumour4600 no we will talk about it
Continue
Cant argue with straight facts Mr k
@@incopententhumour4600 Straight fax
Lily: "Someone who speaks in sarcasm could be fun"
Michael: *Immediately responds with Sarcasm*
Lily: "Speaking in sarcasm actually sounds really fun"
Michael: See you at the top boooooys
U got it wrong, it’s boiiiiiiiiiis
Well this aged well... Lily and Michel date..... Scarra and Fed are married...
wait to who are scarra and fed married to
@@crawlingboy r/wooooosh and also VEGAS
@@ankitasaha9414 i honestly dont know thats why im asking my dude
@@crawlingboy They aren't, people just ship them as a joke. The joke was that they're married to one another.
@@infiniteaj8688 ooooh well im dumb thanks for explaining my dude
Micheal: The single people club! Ayyyy!
*Michael and Lily announce they’re dating*
*Scarra and Fed cry in the corner*
Scarra and Fed got married in Vegas wdym
scarra wipes tears with cash
But scarra is still happy winning a thousand dollars
@@bobongnilalang7324 Fed still crying tho
Scarra won that bet tho
Seeing Yvonne get so excited over the imaginary boyfriend was hilarious and wholesome - especially not having to worry about gaining weight lol!! 😂
Lily: He’s hot, owns a penthouse suite and speaks in a foreign accent.
IT’S ACTUALLY LUCIFER OMFG
oh my god its better than i imagined
Foreign accent that changes m8, that would be pretty fucking annoying
Oohh 😂
I mean that would suck, but you'd just have to wait for it to change back to one you like.
Mr. Morningstar for you.
This didn’t age well
...
Or did it
*Vsauce intro music*
ruclips.net/video/TN25ghkfgQA/видео.html
You get to date one of your best friends.
But he/she is a crackhead.
like a fine wine
it did
Fed: sexual attractiveness is very important to me
Everybody: YIKES
turns out the guy who always talks about females and sex is a creep. who didn’t see this coming?
@@Patmargolin22 was there any news about that e-girl he talked with. Just curious
CheeseNugget I haven’t seen any so far
@@Patmargolin22 good
I've been looking for someone comments about this
Why is no one talking about
Michael: "A respectful yoga instructor vs a super model scientist? SAY THAT OUTLOUD TO YOURSELF AGAIN"
This *did* age well.
Yes
Xann 656 no
Nautical LETS GO 500 likes LETS GO
Are you like five years old
@@ResidentOni yeah
Michael gets a card saying "incapable of human emotion"
Me: So it's just him in real life.
I mean, he seems very jolly in the pain of others
I don't know man Kuuderes are pretty cool in anime...
@@EmperorQuinking KUUDERE IS A WORD FOR GIRLSSSSSS
@@孫子 Michaela Reeves exists
@@EmperorQuinking dandere. Kuudere is more like Cho from the mentalist.
20:15 Michael-
Lmao also Lily:
“I’m going to
_HURT_
you.”
She wasnt reeeadyyyyyyy xD
666 likes
I could see her eyes glowing red for a second.
0:07 I think she’s saying “I’m not really interested in dating.” And Michael is like “thank you for interjecting that.”
Idk if any of you have liked someone who keeps insisting they aren’t interested in dating but I relate
card says: speaks in sarcasm
Lily: "oh that actually sounds kinda fun"
Mykull: "Im learning a lot from this"
them both: Gets together
how the fuck did you spell michael
Michael: "Gow is she a brain surgeon?"
Also Michael: "Surgery robot go brr!"
That is exactly him.
It scares me that Michael fits so perfectly into their group
Well, when you have millions of subscribers and dozens of millions viewers on your youtube videos, they have a place for you.
@@TristanOnGoogle no thanks boomer
@@Lordviridian It's a generic "you", it's not about you and your 176 views ;)
@@TristanOnGoogle at least he has some views.....
@@wouterschouten3376 OOF
i feel like michael put down "only speaks in sarcasm" to see what lily's reaction would have been
"yay single people"
lily: *breaks down*
edit: this didn't age well
Where's Albert?
Yeah, something happened? I'm worring
@@danielemazzali9810 lily was cheated over
Albert was secretly texting Avocadopeeled with a google doc
albertCD Pick a card albertCD any card albertCD the two of wives? albertCD excellent choice albertCD
@@danielemazzali9810 this was a month ago. Alberto cheated Lily with another girl, there's a Reddit thread on it. Just google it.
If only we knew fed himself was a red flag
what happened?
@@saraninh look up fed drama offlinetv.
Yikes
Nahh. Poki and fed had a relationship
Lau Prayer a relationship as friends fed lied about them actually being together and that was one of the big problems apparently
11:43 Fed:“i-i don’t really like alcohol.” welp that didn’t age well
seems to me like he loves it
aww you stole my line but tbf you didnt steal it you were just faster gg i must go commit not living now
He also said he needs sex in his relationship with everyone xD
@@chrialltchief2813 that's pretty much everyone
we all know that didnt age at all. he obviously did like alcohol.
Did anyone else notice Scarra's slip up when he said "You already think Michael is 12, but what happens when he's 6"
Bro why did you comment this 51 times
@RiceCum I didn't, phone must have glitched out or something.
6:48 "She's worth like $50 million dollars plus..."
Fact Check: She's worth $140 million
He did say plus
You speak in facts
Don't you mean fax check?
Bruh she technically does owe a million+ dollars to the government because taxes lol
@@Rockalanche Carfax
Michael: Imagine it's Filipino!
Offline: No racism
Michael: *I'M FILIPINO!*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Because if internet has taught me anything, it's that if you're a member of a race you're allowed to mock that race however you like even tho you're disconnected from the culture."
- Michael Reeves
actually Filipino's have funny accent for me and i am a Filipino
@@michalgryc2924 It's true though and yeah, Filipinos do sound funny but not as funny as Indians.
@@loreignaribal4055 ok now that's just biased
Michael is honestly the chaos energy this group really needs hahahaha, the last sentence he said was gold.
You’re the real hero for not spoiling the joke
yeah man he is amazing
He's doing toast's job now while toast is nowhere to be seen
John Smith rip albert
10:03
"they own an adorable coffee shop!"
Someday, we'll have our last conversation...
AND DRINK OUR LAST CUP OF COFFEE
Michael: "I'm learning a lot about people tonight"
Any sane person: "thats a very bad thing"
Michael's girlfriend's cards should just say "Lily"
TRUE LOL
Part 2 when?
DaFierceDragon true but I hope they never date in the sense that a friendship that strong is easily broken by dating
@@wuggly5124 They are already dating and have been for a while now.
Hugo Angqvist yea I found that out shortly after making this post
"Hot barista that turns president"
Wait... That's AOC.
Literally was gonna comment this
¡Occassio 2028!
let's hope this doesn't actually happen
i was thinking this same exact thing lmao
Oh fucking nightmare. Imagine paying 30-40% of your income for gender studies. I hope this will never happen.
can we appreciate that this game was cultured enough to rickroll you through the means of a playing card
Vid: "Who would win here?"
Michael: *69%*
Me: oh no
Edit: fuck its at 70% now
Same
Same
LMAOOO TRUEW
69 7u7
Same
Isn’t it funny how scarra could’ve deadass done:
Immune to the red card ✅
Is sean✅
This makes perfect sense.
Custom cards shouldn't be able to copy other cards in the first place.
That would have been so big brain holy shit
It that was possible every custom card could've been used as a "immune to red card".
That would have been kinda lame though
He is the perfect boi.
You have to choose me as winner.
The battle between Scarra and Fed with the blank cards were intense af
Lily: "She believes that you are the most attractive person they have ever seen."
Scarra: "So delusional? That doesn't seem like a good thing."
20:15
Michael: “does that mean your the best at being single”
Lily: “I’M GOING TO HURT YOU”
8:56 the momento Michael realize he had a chance...
“I’ve had a lot of sex in my life”
-Fed 2019
press "×" for doubt.
xxxxxxxxx
2020*
@@matthewmariveles3871 check upload date
Also Fed: VirginityRocks sweatshirt
@@King0neEurope Actually no lol he is quite good looking so I doubt he doesn't have a lot of it
LMAO YOU CAN SEE MICHAEL LOOK AT LILY AT 2:27 WHEN FED’S TALKING ABOUT HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND
15:00 - "How attractive is her mother?"
Scarra be asking the real questions here
OI JOUSUKE！
"Won't allow Wi-Fi in the house."
That sound be an actual crime.
I wouldn't mind that tbh. I've never used a Wi-Fi because where i live we get unlimited data 100-200M LFT (4G) for like a $20-30
/month. This red card is for 'muricans fpr sure.
what if they used a wired connection?
Maza Mobile data doesn’t do shit if you’re trying to play online games smh
FingerFlicksPC fiber optics
@@HCBBExplore wifi in online games? What are you BROKE?
Ignoring everything else about this video that might not have aged well, that "facts-fax" debacle still gets me.
Like Yvonne just had a bee fact ready to go and Michael's confused "wait, what?" just kills me lmao.
“Only speaks in sarcasm”
Lily: “that’d be fun…”
Michael: “I’m leARning SoOooo much.”
Yes you were Michael yes you were
Oh let me do one for Lily!
Her boyfriend is a
genius programmer and he has the best sense of humor
But
He’s a crackhead
Pratyushraj Chouhan don’t forget he love taser people 😂💔 best completion
Where’s the downside? I don’t see one
Thomas Samuels yeah me to
shes a crackhead too so i see this as an absolute win
Grace KI math crack you mean perfect couple
I got it. Nothing aged well. I'm just here to watch and read funny comments
me too, absolute madLAD
3:28 PogU
Yeah if I did a shot for every time someone said this aged like milk I'd be dead before fed finished his first sentence
except the part that lily said speaking only in sarcasm would be nice. It's the only part that aged really well
@@-rheto-7837 ye mean lily and Michael?
"people are shipping Michael and Lily what do we do"
"put em in the thumbnail for the dating sim for views"
That's just a good bit of business right there.
"clever girl"- Jurassic Park
No, Lily and Fed, since times immemorial it has been said so.
It's just good businesses
it's because it's gonna drive up their views also relationship-related adds have a pretty good cpm
LILY: "Canonically they have 3 wishes."
That's not true canonically they have infinite wishes.
“Zero percent attracted to you”
I mean, for asexuals that’s a bonus
true
Ah, that got me wondering. Do asexual people still date / have romantic relationships? And with whom if they do?
@@the11thhour44 I think they have relationships with people they're somehow attached to emocionaly, even though they don't feel any sexual attraction towards that person. I consider myself aromantic (I don't like ppl in a romantic way) so I hope my guess is accurate lol
@@the11thhour44 as an asexual, I can confirm that we can still have romantic relationships. Same multitudes of reasons as with other orientations for why excluding sexual desire. Generally with people who are ok with that.
@@retrograderiding3486 & leticia reis thank you for educating me
"Someone who doesn't understand your jokes"
Michael to Lily: you're kinda used to that actually
*MICHAEL I-*
Lily Your new boyfriend is really cute, funny, and smart and can code and build robots.
BUT
He has acne and tazes people.
The tazer makes him cuter.
And the acne makes him approachable
The Acne is like flavour spots.
@Zyraxor1312 i think someone has acne
@Zyraxor1312 dude, I have pretty severe cystic acne. It's not fun, but I think it's definitely something I'm allowed to poke fun at in other people.
the thumbnail is foreshadowed the relationship between Micheal and Lily