the rollerblader's world is limitless
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 7 июл 2021
- you can do anything on a rollerblade
join my patreon: / briandavidgilbert
shot by karen han: / karenyhan
this is where brian david gilbert is:
/ briandavidgilbert
/ briamgilbert
/ briamgilbert 
Приколы
POV: you sat down on a bench in the park and a man who looks like he's been a missing person since 2006 rollerblades up to you unprompted
Well didnt he start being his own boss around that time too? Weird coincidence....
Central Park AF
he reaches the grass and topples like a small toddler, he looks like his world has been torn asunder
This is how I feel getting talked at about crypto or joe rogan
Ah, like in Oblivion.
This is the feeling of trying to describe a hobby to someone and then you realize that it’s too simple to actually hold a conversation about.
LMFAOO exactly
Flawless execution though I was mesmerized.
too simple too soon ruclips.net/video/0Thf2-2QRwc/видео.html
But you could have limitless conversations about it
@@ambermurray2496 its like running but with feet wheels
Brian seems to shift constantly from "Your friends cool new boyfriend" to "Everyones stepdad" and I love him for it
WOW you're right! I haven't thought about him this way until now
I wish I was my friend.
Aren't those basically the same thing if you think about it? "New male family member brings exciting things to the table"
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice True
which one of those is he in this video tho
this is exactly what my essays sounded like when I wrote them at 1:30 AM when they were due the next day
m.ruclips.net/video/VNeyBETCSYw/видео.html
"Why? When? How? Where? These questions don't matter."
the sudden left turn in the conclusion paragraph? I felt that in my bones
@@magicoAp
if you like this style of comedy you should try watching The Universe by Tim and Eric. The style of comedy in this video is extremely similar to the show.
*Everyone gather around, and we shall wait for the video to go sideways*
I film entertaining vids just like Brian . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me dawg
aha ha welp
It *almost* doesn't. Almost.
G r a s s
2:15
So, the horror twist this time was “rollerblades don’t work on grass, and that makes me upset.”
i think there actually are off road rollerblades
Quad skates /hj
I love how we were all just distrustfully waiting for the rollerblades to be made of human bones or something
then get a 4hat dummy
@@oworcestershire7331 fixed the mistake. Im typing on an iPad where to type a number you swipe down on the top row of letters. Sorry.
“If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.” - Willie Wonka
“Their name is probably Steve.”
I can confirm this. My brother is named Steven and he claimed that this video made no sense after I showed it to him. The blades are life, bro.
Yes. The Blades of grass of the unyielding Lawn are all that is left of my life.
Blading isn't life because blading does not know the bounds of 120 years that is human life. Blading is forever and blading is limitless.
mom, that green existentialist rollerblader is back at the park again
give me a second honey, I'll call pest control
don't look at him, sweetie. you'll catch a taste for the blades!
I didn't even watch the video and I understand the comment
Green existentialist rollerblader doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
“MOOM! That green existentialist rollerblader is BACK at the park AGAIN!”
Brian's willingness to look like an absolute dingus in public for the sake of art is admirable
ruclips.net/video/TVGk0cMrACw/видео.html..
I know, it's things like this that make me want to make art again.
haha people outside
im so jealous of him, im even anxious to be outside just as a normal boring person
Pretty sure he actually dress like that when rollerblading
I'm gonna build a BDG cinematic universe, based solely on the line "and then there was the time I got really into rhythmic gymnastics" being a reference to the fact that this the same Brian from Dances Moving, making this video a sequel.
:O
he sure coped with his break up in... interesting ways
Then there was the time Brian killed his wife or whatever. Then she went on to possess her jeans. Then he made them into jorts. Fun content!
Also the forgetting apples/laptops being in multiple videos!
This has the same energy as that vine with the kid who's like "Have you ever had a dream when you... and you could... and you... and you could do anything?"
“Brian did you even prepare for this presentation?”
*Brian -*
The perfect description
Reminds me of that picnicface sketch “Powerpoint Meltdown.” THIS TRUCKS FER YOUUU
You can put your foot down on the ground and it still keeps moving, have you thought about that?
Yes, but actually no
I have to assume that he was able to afford all this gear by being his own boss and working from home?
Could probably even afford a hot tub made of tweed.
And you can too.
But that’s not even the wildest part!
Yurrr I make entertaining videos just as well . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me man
and earning 20,000kmonthly
It feels like I'm watching Tom Cruise talk about literally anything
That's honestly an excellent assessment of the vibes, thank you.
IM SCREAMIN
@@screamsformemes name checks out
if you like this style of comedy you should try watching The Universe by Tim and Eric. The style of comedy in this video is extremely similar to the show.
haha i thought that was you in the park. good work
You get a prize for most ominous comment. The official bdg fan club will ship you a sculpture of a bird within six weeks. Remember to offer chicken bones before it.
@@amandajoy8947 thank you Amanda joy
I have only seen one large youtuber in the wild before, but welcome to the club!
@@thoop6795 never seen a large youtuber. most are quite petite. I myself have kind of a dad bod, but I guess I could be considered large! working on it though.
@@nomnomsammieboy ok that made me laugh. Well done
bdg's hobbies:
- darts
- jorts
- hurdy gurdy
- watching birds
- rollerblading
- making ice cream
- working as his own boss, making his own hours, from home.
-Pepcorn
I'd date
@@gabehere From home? As his own boss?
will this be a fun song, an unimaginable existential horror, or both at the same time? i'm scared to find out
Yes
extremely accurate
Watching brian david gilbert is a gamble but always worth it despite the existential horror.
You have the best username. I wish I could have heard of the Mechanisms before they disbanded
I get that feeling whenever I get a notification
The color coordination is so mesmerizing in this video. The vivid greens, the blue highlights from the shades and the water tube, even the black protective gear is calling out to elements in BDG's surroundings. With the soothing music and the amazing rollerblading wisdom, this video is a fully transporting experience.
bdg but simic
@@piper964 I personally prefer Rakdos BDG
i guess this is SK8: The Infinity's shortly awaited anime sequel Rollerbl8de: Limitless?
can't wait for season three, scooter: indefin8ly
@@loonylovegood3266 what about season four "totally not yuri on ice, it's different, i promise"
@@HollyWarlock don't you mean "8's different"? (yes I'm reaching but still aksnsks)
@@HollyWarlock yuri on ice: sport
Sk8: The Infinity : sport. I rest my case
The speech pattern? Absolutely brilliant, *_alright_* , and then there's the thought process
@I care STOP
Hey, it's time to play: Will this be psychological horror or a silly song? Place your bets y'all!
Edit: my hubris and carelessness made me forget about the rare third genre: comedy.
With just a little pinch of horror kinda sweeped in with the gaffes
@@flame_warp Comedy through the lens of horror to heighten the punchline
jokes on you; comedy terrifies me.
@@TimelyIdiot why did the chicken cross the road? Eh, idiot?
Ain't nothin' bad ever happened on these rollerblades.
no lie, a couple weeks ago I actually laid eyes on the ethereal form that is BDG absolutely killing it in a roller rink and I thought to myself "there is nothing surprising about this, BDG being a masterblader makes perfect sense".
The fact that he's wearing glasses under the sports glasses makes this so much better
"Oo, an innocent-looking roller blade video. I wonder if this one will be scary."
- There's a recording where he trips over stairs and wakes up in a field. Ominous music plays.
"Is this the moment?"
"How soon the pride of the roller blader is brought to heel by the unyielding lawn."
The level of suspense I have attained for these moments has made this pure comedy gold for me.
m.ruclips.net/video/VNeyBETCSYw/видео.html
You just described my exact experience and made me realize that sending this to a friend would likely not yield similar results of uproarious laughter from them
I love how disgustingly overedited and how overgeared this guy is.
He is like a villain whose only power is "having tools"
@@pedrosalles9273 my favorite villain, batman
Especially how he has his regular glasses on beneath the visor or whatever it's called
@@JacobPDeIiNoNi yes, it is called glasses
@@IceBen4444 Ah, glasses under his glasses gotcha
Rollerbladers: NO LIMITS
* enter lush grassy fields *
Rollerbladers: ONE LIMIT.
And gravel.
There was a little bit there where I thought “Maybe this isn’t going to turn weird and will just be a fun parody” and man do I love to be wrong.
I'm probably just going to send this video to anyone asking how I feel about my wheelchair lmao
"I love it, I feel limitless! Why do I use it ? I would prefer if you would not ask that question. Also I hate stairs and grass."
A wheelchair really do be a rollerblade tho
@@TokenBonus there's less wheels but they're bigger so I guess that's equivalent
Stairs ARE the worst, it's true.
source: fuck stairs
@@basilmemories can confirm that this comment is fantastically sourced
@@basilmemories i think from the comment and the username i can see you are an omori fan, probably. and you know what. i agree. screw stairs
So, there are actually off road roller skates. Therefore, the rollerblader’s world truly is limitless
Thank you so much for bringing this up, I'd never heard of them before!
The limiting factor is how much energy it takes to use them. They work fine, but they're incredibly tiring. Just in case you (the reader) were thinking of buying some.
@@clonkex no pain no gain brother
He's beauty, he's grace; he is fast approaching you in his slick rollerblades.
Brian be honest was this an attempt to write off rollerblades in your taxes
No, it was an attempt to write off those glasses and that waterbottle backpack.
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear me
Ha ha! That was one of my first thoughts.
@@schoo9256 excuse me! It's called a camelback 🌈
He's pulling a Gus Johnson
Hello everyone, and welcome back to everybody's favorite bdg-related game: existential nightmare, or fun skit?
Yes.
@@kilroy7506 exactly
They can coexist
trick question, both
It's 430 in the morning and I'm exhausted and need to go to sleep. I see a BDG video, do I risk it?
“What’s the one with the little butterfly net?…Lacrosse?” -BDG, a true icon
the fact that he specifies the water is hot without any further context is honestly terrifying.
It's what he needs.
what context do you need, he doesn't have anything to keep his water cool, it's in a plastic tube out in the sun
WHO did I pick up rollerblading?
Stephen. Stephanie, potentially.
A wild DaThings appears. BDG is truly orbiting breadtube at this point.
@@lesluna34 His appearance in Hbomb's vid has made him canon
Wow, a DaThings edit of BDG would be awesome! Fingers crossed.
i'm glad i wasn't the only one who was expecting that exact joke, dhevssgsg
Can confirm.
"You can do anything in rollerblades !"
me: *rollerblades exclusively on a specific half of an unfrequented road that I cleared all the rocks and sticks off of beforehand so I don't trip and die*
Truly limitless possibilities, indeed.
Try tennis courts, occasionally you'll get yelled at for rollerblading at a tennis court but I just pretend to not know English, works every time
Me, a person who rollerblades around their drive way like an idiot because my neighborhood is fricken hilly and I don’t want to brake my leg.
I must say, this is a very interesting metaphor for a person which grows tired and weary of his hobby/work. You try to convince yourself that what you're doing is good for you, that you need it, that you can truly do anything while doing it. You already know that there are limits, but you pretend that they don't exist. Eventually you start questioning whether you really should pursue it, you realise you have neglected other things because of it. And then you find yourself in a place of weakness. And from that point there's two options, either you keep going with it and push yourself harder, or you choose to change.
hey dude are you good that was a lot I mean your right but like are you good?
love that it feels like brian only needed to do one improvised take, then used every single one of them.
You be immune to grass if only you'd considered the humble quad, having yearned not for the excessive and sinful speed of the blade
Underrated comment 😂
One of my greatest shames was never being able to master the art of the quad... Beautiful, majestic, and utterly unknowable in there eldritch functions
Are quads better on grass? I can't imagine how, speaking as a rollerblader.
@@clonkex well the wheels can't actually roll on grass so they just lock up. because they are wide they don't dig in, and because they have a square profile they become easier to walk on
well, I imagine that's the case anyway, can't say i've actually taken blades on grass
@@ethancolman781 Ah true. I'd guess the main factor is probably the short wheelbase to let you walk like a shoe more easily. Blades require you to tilt way up on the toe to walk and it's quite tiring. But I've never actually tried quads so I can't say for sure. I can say blades don't roll on grass unless you want them to or the grass is really short/dry. I use grass to slow down on steep hills sometimes, just brace reallllly hard and roll the grass, slows you down quite effectively.
Guys I think what he’s trying to say is that rollerblading is limitless
limited ruclips.net/video/KqV8ZxMyZGs/видео.html
woahhhh
That's the message behind all of his videos, we were just missing the crucial info to decipher them.
There's also a distinct possibility that he is attempting to inform us about the limitless possibility of rollerblading.
Bdg has the most impeccable timing for adding awkward pauses and making things that could be normal extremely off putting 😂
The emotion in this video is exactly how I feel upon learning a cool new skill, and then discovering that I know less than a tenth of what that skill has to offer.
Hobbies BDG will try next:
- Miniature golf
- Pickling vegetables
- Geocaching
- Fencing
- Animal husbandry
- Designing custom scarecrows
- Applying to various watch repair shops but never actually showing up for his shifts
- Making wax wings to escape Crete
- Dropping other fruits on Isaac Newton to see if he discovers new laws of physics
- Building rockets, fighting mummies, and climbing up the Eiffel Tower
He might even shower a monkey in a bathtub, we never know!
the second to last one is gold
all of them. all of them at once
And we will be there when he does.
@@fernandamondaca1704 Or surf tidal waves.
Damn. The rollerblader's world really IS limitless.
But GrAssssssssss
as long as you're not on the lawn
@@zulephizus1212 pfff, I’m not afraid of the lawn
It's limitless as long as you stay away from its limits.
Actually wanna go rollerblading now
What’s up check mark? Hahahahaha I can see that you are running short of the likes that you would normal acquire easily. How horrible it must feel to be the one with no likes!
@@RachaelLongLastName i will survive
@@5MadMovieMakers Lol good
Rollerbloading? Yes. There's the:
✔️ Speed
✔️ Thought process
✔️ Feeling of weightlessness
✔️ Experience of zen
✔️ Thought process (again)
✔️ Growth
I love how Brian is OK at rollerblading at best, in this video, yet he's totally geared out like he's training for a rollerblading marathon
how dare you he is the greatest rollerblader i have ever seen
the only question that doesn’t not matter is “who did bdg pick up rollerblading?” and i can only assume the answer is “himself and also everybody else”
it's time for everyone to get good, not just me but you too
roler fadeing ruclips.net/video/KqV8ZxMyZGs/видео.html
I truly love that BDG has matched his nails to the water pack rather than his actual outfit. Accessorising done right. Such a style icon.
I totally expected "Oh look, you're awake... "
I'm so desperate to know the 16 secret rules of rollerblading
You'll have to invest in a lot of rollerblading gear before that'll happen.
@@sir_vix haha yeah
you find out once your worthy
1. Rollerblading has limits.
2-16. the first rule is false
- throw away the thing that tells you not to throw the thing away
bdg finally got himself a go pro, his power is now uncontainable
So you're saying his power is....L i m i t l e s s ?
@@pacha2759 we don’t know for sure. all we know is that it cannot be contained
@@pacha2759 except for the unyielding lawn.
Lol I thought you said his power is now uncomfortable for a moment
I'm in love with the take that starts around 0:30 where he just drinks a lot, spits, and says "I'm ready for anything"
I see he needed to write off his roller gear on his business expenses
The rollerblader becomes helpless in the face of the unyielding lawn.
Now imagine that sentence in Werner Herzog's voice
"No longer able to speedily escape by nightfall the predators hunt him down"
The best part is that the lawn is an issue because it's *too* yielding
I'm actually most impressed that he full on crashed into a set of stone stairs on purpose to set up that scene change to the lawn. Top stunt work dude
He's an auteur and he knew what he had to do
Is this the sequel to “dances moving” given the rhythmic gymnastics phase of his life?
it absolutely is. time to go rewatch dances moving again
0:20 "because there's zero, because there's- you- you can do anything.
on a rollerblade" this is how i speak
i'm beginning to think that the rollerblader's world is limitless
You would speak such hubris in the face of the Unyielding Lawn?
@@anone.mousse674 yes.
@I care shut up you absolute melon
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Everything is limitless when you are your own boss!
Does anyone else remember that one episode of the carebears tv show where the evil old dude tried to convince the rollerblade girl that it would be a good idea to cover the planet in concrete to make rollerblading easier?
This video is just that but with fewer carebears.
That comment was a wild ride, highly specific, and makes me want to watch carebears for the first time ever.
He's growing a mustache!! **waluigi intensifies**
my favorite incomprehensible rollerblade wisdom is 1:50
"Rollerblading....................... yes."
me: brian, that doesn't make sense. that can't be real.
brian: calls me out for my doubt personally
Steven you’re not believing hard enough
Saaaaame
It's so nice to see Dale doing well for himself after leaving 2winz²
Proper bdg headcanon accepted
I broke my wrist rollerblading 3 weeks ago and now as I sit here watching this unable to use my dominant hand I feel my dreams breaking as well. Wear your wrist guards kids, so the embarrassment at 2:13 isn't compounded by the fact that the EMTs have to take your rollerblades off before they haul you into the ambulance 💀
I've never broken my wrist but I usually wonder how. +1 to wearing wrist guards. Rollerblading is an incredible hobby but broken wrists are all too easy to achieve.
I wish that I could have the versatility that Brian possesses. he can really make whatever he wants and it will be incredible. I really admire that.
God the colors take me back to the early 90's when I owned a pair of homemade (Thanks, Mom!) shorts with lime green textured triangles and other assorted eye paining shapes and color combinations. I miss those shorts, and the lack of self consciousness about my hairy knees I had to have had to wear them. And yes, I was like seven and had hairy knees.
POV: Facetime with my Mom by Bo Burnham
This is literature
Nothing like a good BDG video to remind me of my mortality.
BDG: The rollerblader's world is limitless
A flight of stairs: Hold my beer
People roll stairs all the time. I don't usually, too dangerous. But totally possible.
"You can do anything"
Anything that has anything to do with sand: "I would like to introduce myself"
Limitless unless, of course, there’s a smallish rock
“Rollerblading: Yes” couldn’t have said it better 😂 The First of October has a song about that, you might like that
why rollerblade when bike dose that all but b e t t e r
@@apersonyes3198 my legs hurt on bike
@@apersonyes3198 falling while rollerblading is a lot less awful than crashing a bike
First of October fans unite. Rapidly approaching album 3 now!
BDG really gives me the vibe that he would not, in fact, tolerate the high prices of ravioli
When he said “I split my life into three sections” my brain defaulted to papa roach’s last resort
as someone who rollerskates all the time: the unyielding lawn is my enemy as well, perhaps with enough tar we can take them out TOGETHER, brian
You can roll grass! Just put one foot in front of the other, brace your legs very strongly and prepare for a lot of resistance. The trick is to lean back slightly, but not so much that if the grass surprises you by being easy to roll (like the ground is really hard or something) you don't go over backwards. With your feet roughly in line with each other and your legs braced you can roll over almost anything, it's great. I use grass to slow myself down on long hills sometimes, when I don't feel like using up my wheels with T-braking.
THE FACT THAT HE KEEPS GETTING CUT OFF MAKES THE VIBES HERE IMMACULATE
I won't lie, that's a great fit
ong
I film entertaining vids just like Brian . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me g
it could a 100% be found in a pokemon game
@@clarawoodman9331 you are SO right
Yea like where are the links to that fit??? Still waiting
i love the disproportionately long gap between "rollerblading?............yes" and then just moving on
Whenever Brian starts explaining something I immediately get flashbacks to Jorts and Being your own boss. I can never trust these videos again.
There are (obviously!) only two kinds of people in the world:
Those who rollerblade through a limitless world - and those who do not do that, YET!
He's growing the moustache again, is another Waluigi masterpiece coming? Maybe?
@I care lol what?
I'm a Luigi
They’re just spamming that link on a bunch of comments and then liking their own link so some small percentage of people might click on it to drive up their view count. Report it as spam.
THE WALUIGI GAME IS REAL
IT'S HAPPENING
we can only hope and dream
As a person who has rollerblading as one of my favorite hobbies, I can confirm this video. Much appreciated, appreciating the rollerblade. Thank you.
“Rollerblading? Yes.”
Rollerblading is great
"And are there rules to rollerblading? Yeah, sure, there are. There are 16 of them. I'm not gonna tell you what they are"
First thought after he says rollerblading is limitless, “grass!”
Second thought: Stairs
Third thought: traffic
Water?
m.ruclips.net/video/VNeyBETCSYw/видео.html
Tbh grass is still skatable with enough effort. I use it for slowing down on hills (just roll off the footpath and onto the grass with very strongly braced legs in case of surprise hidden terrain). You can also roll down stairs with enough practice (although I've never been a fan, just too easy to end up going face-first into the concrete).
Okay, I knew a guy JUST like this in high school, but it was a skier.
Oh, no doubt. Skiers can be so obnoxious, man. Snowboarders are way more chill.
@@Snarl_Marx The skier bro I mentioned would get SO MAD about snowboarders. If he went up to Mt. Wherever over the weekend and saw a snowboarder on the slopes, you would fucking HEAR ABOUT IT on Monday.
What is skiing, but rollerblading on snow?
Skateboarding:Rollerblading
Snowboarding:Skiing
Surfboarding:???
You see skiing isn’t really about going down a slope fast it’s a way of life. Ask yourself how do you want to go the hill it’s all about control.
This is one of those videos that’s just impressive regardless of what planning went into it.
Regardless of whether it’s scripted or improvised, his delivery is perfectly comedically on point, and the editing backs it up beautifully.
11/10 will watch again
if you like this style of comedy you should try watching the tim and eric show from adult swim. The style of comedy in this video is extremely similar to the show.
I couldn't stop thinking 'look at his british petroleum lookin-ass shirt.'
I'm imagining Brian actively thinking of this idea, then choosing to buy those sunglasses, and it is giving me a tremendous amount of joy
You say that like he didn't already own all of this gear.
My theory is that he bought them before and then, hurdy gurdy-style, had to come up with a video idea in which to use them so he could write them off.
crash, fade to black, fade in: "hey, you, you're finally awake"
underrated comment
That's exactly what I was expecting.
0:44 I'm seeing the Old Bay crab vibe move on display here
seriously now, bdg has really mastered internet humor. the way he uses editing and transitions, the amount of things he says and shows one after the other, the dentist ad music in the background, the abrupt change from mock interview to existential horror. Is all perfectly, absurdely well crafted and really fucking funny. Not even Neil Cicierega himself would dream of something like that
congratulations buddy
"It's time. It's time to get good at rollerblading."
As a person who recently picked up rollerblading I feel attacked
Oh how quick the rollerblader is brought to heel, by the endless lawn
After 5 years of watching BDG, his content has stayed amazing, and only gets better and better. The editing, use of aesthetics, acting and dialogue is all so perfect!
I was waiting for the existential horror that I gave myself goosebumps, then it happened and I relaxed.
Then I immediately got uncomfortable again.
never did I think I'd get to see BDG be brought to his limits by a patch grass, but honestly it kinda makes sense
He really thought rollerblading was limitless
i hate when i fall down the stairs and end up in a barren field
@I care bruh if you're gonna spam religious stuff here at least make it Christian so that you hit a wider audience.
@@madibis8144 even worse when you got rollerblades strapped to your feet
my theory is that steven or stephanie got tired of him acting like a big shot on rollerblades, so they drugged his water pack and dragged him into the middle of a grassy field to teach him humility
Accurate.
100% Accurate depiction of rollerblading, there are no mistakes in this.
"The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents that you're gay." - Human Giant
Is this a promo for Waluigi's Walurollerblading? Either way, nice 'stache.
I'd buy that for several dollars
@@thedoomnegotiator9693 I’m gonna out bid you for many dollars
@@NOAH-hu6be then I propose even Severaler dollars
@@eidolor if I need to pull out the big guns then I will. 10 fistfuls of dimes
@@NOAH-hu6be 12 fistfuls of dimes and severalerer dollars.