Cancerous bull shit And all else *holds hand up as grim reaper comes at me* uh hang on picks up my instrument* i have band. can you wait for like, and hour? thanks 😂
Rain The Budgie Kids congratulate themselves after every band practice for about a hour or So after they’ve played, to say they know they’re going to make it big.
Ah, the joys of band camp Losing my shoe in the middle of a drill, slipping on a banana peel on my way to the field, forgetting my instrument with my other stuff and doing the walk of shame to retrieve it, having to explain to my parents that, yes, I do have band camp for 5 hours. The list goes on and on. Oh, can't forget when I had a near death experience involving a tuba case and my unfortunate choice of where to stand at the time.
I had a near death experience involving a car accident on the way to practice. I couldn't stand because my knee was hurt, but I still wanted to go to practice.
It’s when a section or several sections(clarinet section, saxophones, etc) split off from the rest of the band to work on something like a tricky part in the music.
Struggles of a clarinetist in Marching Band: CLARINETS PLAY LOUDER! *Actually plays louder but the only one other person in the section plays louder too, so no one hears the difference* But seriously, this video is so accurate, it hurts! 😂
@@voltminecraft4358 Well, the video was accurate to my Marching Band experience. Didn't know a different experience makes someone stupid. Thank you for informing me. 🙃
@Your local drarry Shipper Yo facts, the trumpets in my marching band were always uber loud too. They sound good but can other instruments be heard please? Flutes and Clarinets are much harder to hear in a Marching Band setting, but I think the flutes in my band were still louder than the clarinets. 😂😅
We really are lol. Like, cymbals have a thing after halftime performances where we stand in a circle, play our cymbals on our neighbor's cymbals, and hum a weird toon. We call it "The Summoning". We also flung baby powder at everyone once uniforms were taken off.
My band teacher says this "I garentee you will get your mouthpiece stuck in your instrument. Don't do anything I can get it out, but first I'm going to tease you about it"
My band director told us a story of a sixth grader who decided to drop his baritone mouthpiece in the bell... and then couldn't get it out. But yeah, whenever someone got their instrument stuck, it was always hilarious.
ME: "I'm the best player in my section but secretly I'm the only one here who doesn't practice. Don't worry, I won't tell the conductor and she will keep thinking of me as the golden child."
My band camp experience: My cabin mate tried to make ramen, spilled water on the stove and it burned on there. So, we promptly asked one of our directors, Mr. Rohr if he had any soap as we also burned rice, so the kitchen was a mess. He said he didn't have any soap, so we went back to our condo. While I was in the shower, the other five girls in the condo found some dish soap under the sink. They poured the entire bottle into the dishwasher. When I got out, they had all home to do something else, and I was left looking at the mountain of bubbles slowly oozing out of the dishwasher. I called them, and they all came back and freaked out. One girl took a picture, and she and I took it to Mr. Rohr later that night, spawning the best inside joke quote in the Allen Band "Mr. Rohr, we found the soap."
Kayleb Rood Really? Oh, we go on trips. This year we're hitting up California for the Rose Parade. Usually we just go to other parts of Texas. We did apparently go to Hawaii and Canada at some point, but that was before I was in high school.
We marched in a Disney parade last year, it was amazing. Band kids+12 hours in a charter bus= no sleep and all four parks in three days. I barely remember it. But just band kids at disney world... ah memories
first year in middle school, i had electives... i chose band.... that was my only elective i was aloud to have for the entire year... i don't regret anything! no matter how many pencils i lost when i had to get my flute!
Our director was once out so the sub had to come... Okay, so we're allowed to go straight from lunch to band and start warming up before class so that we can start music right away. However, the sub had no clue how to instruct or anything so she walks in to what sounds like the devil had arrived but its just us warming up and starts screaming that we are all too loud. Long story short, we ended up watching like five videos on music that day. Our band director the next day started saying, "Oh geez the saxes probably looked like giant bludgeons or something, the oboes were lil stab-stab thingies and the flutes were lil katana guns" and to this day I still think that half the subs trying to direct the band thing that xD
When our band directors are not there the marching band conductors (senior students) run the class instead of calling in a sub. Basically, they just ask everyone what pep song we want to play and we do that. I'm wondering if any other band does this because after reading your comment I realized that most bands probably get subs...
“Has anyone seen my mouthpiece?” “sorry I need a new reed.” “Ew spit on my shoe.” “Pencil check” *cant find pencil* “My music!” “I have band!” AHHHH I FELT THESE
"What do you mean the music hall isn't my house" "this song describes my life" "I VOLUNTEER AS CRASH" "band is a lifestyle choice you don't understand" "what the fuck is the puddle made of" "fluids of the brass section" "casually cleans flute oh god what is that growing inside it" "SAXOPHONES GET IT TOGETHER" "FLUTES GET IT TOGETHER" "PERCUSSION GET IT TOGETHER" "TRUMPETS GET IT TOGETHER" "what do you mean I have 3 lines of solo this is like 19 pages" "this stand sucks let me use yours" "your stand sucks worse omg" "how is your band music so fucking straight and perfect while mINE IS WRINKLED AND LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN THROUGH WW2" "let me tell you that skirt does not match your instrument" "what do you mean you use this [instrument] for music it looks like it's made to kill a person" - in reply: "well yeah that too" "can I just say we sound 100% different for how this song is supposed to sound"
Drum major: "Set! Horns should be up!" Band director: "Wood-winds, will you slide towards the 40 yard line? Oh and b--" 5 mins later- Euphoniums: *Arms intensifies*
I have after school band Tuesday through Friday every week and ussaly also have stuff on Saturday every other week and my teachers wonder why I’m behind when they assign 3 hours worth of homework every day
Yes I can relate. I am in band and because I am blind doing my homework and other assignments does take a while. So I often times I do get behind in classes but end up making up the work whenever I get a chance. And I have teachers who are very accommodating but yes band really does take up a lot of your time. But most people in band do it because we like making music and we enjoy it. I can’t speak for everyone though
The only thing I can remember from last years band camp... Left. Left. Left right left. Band ten hut..... One! Mark time mark. There band camp in a nutshell
"She won't teach me how to jazz run!" "I joined your cult the other day!" "BURN!" "No eating in uniform!" "I forgot my dot book! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to!" "I have marching band, I'm so sorry!" "Wait, this was a minus-one set?" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and _down!_ Wait- no- that was supposed to be on count 16!" "The trumpet players always get the fanciest, catchiest music!" "Ah, I forgot to oil my flute last night... Again..."
As a band kid, this is ALL true XD we do some of the craziest things ever in class. Here's a list: -"I TOUCHED THE BUTT!!!" 'Dude, you're so gay' -*kid in an empty cooler* "STOP SHAKING THE FREAKING COOLER" -Everyone seemed to be an expert at gynastics without having the slight knowledge of it. -'WHERE THE F*** IS MY REDE!?!?' -'ITS HOT OUT HERE!!! THIS SUCKS' -Naruto run -*When the band director's not home* bom BOMBOMBOMBOMbomBOMBOMBOMbombom!!!! -H*** YEAH CAROWINDS!!! -Waterfalls of spit coming from the Tuba that hasn't been emptied in years -Are you a furry? -"Yeah, were basically a cult." -OUR CLASS HAS GONE TO S***!!! And all in the two weeks we started school... And some things that I can't list at all because of how insane we are.
Ace Wave Hahaha, my band had a lot of fantastic quotes like that. - “Right now you’re a one-ounce cupcake with fourteen pounds of strawberries on top.” - “If you put your hat in my spot, I will *cut* you.” - “WHERE IS THE FLAGPOLE?!” - “Shelby, your left foot is on your left side…” - “I was gonna wipe my eyes, then I realized I had spit on my hands.” - “Does the met say 156?” - “No, it’s 155!” - “Now?” - “157!” - “How about now?” “155!” - “One. Five. Six.” - “You didn't even change it!” - “Is it 156 yet?” - “No, it’s 154!” - “What was that?” - “Now it's 159!” - “Come on…” - “Okay, you’re good!” - "I am a flag poncho.” - “I wonder if it’ll help you if I shake the tuner.” - “In all my time in the band program, I have contributed two things: creating the ‘Hough course’ pun, and wearing a mattress.” - “If you value your hand, don’t do the Hey Song with him!” - “Flutes, it says ‘solo’ not ‘solo I can’t hear you’.” - “We’re gonna put a new dynamic in at measure 16. It's spelled N-O-T-H-I-N-G.” - “How did someone find out that putting a piece of wood on more wood made music?”
We play Sweet Caroline in marching band, so often times, one kid yells, “Sweet Caroline” and everyone else yells “BOM BOM BOMMMM!!!” (Also don’t forget how picky the percussionists get when someone plays the mallets.)
the ones most true for my band: "remember that one time at band camp?" "omg this new reed is fantastic!!" "we have a playing test today?! oh crap!!" "we're gonna split up today and do some sectionals." _"yessssss"_ "I wonder how many people we can fit in there?" "pencil check." *trying to find a pencil* 2:01 just...yes... xDD "my music!" lol funny story we preformed on a really windy day (we had a tornado watch xD) and my section leader's brother's music hit a football player in the face and we lost the game cuz of that xD "sorry I have band" the ones that got me good: "these socks are black enough for marching band right?" "has anyone seen my mouthpiece?" "I don't understand why everyone thinks drumline is such a cult..." "we're gonna split up today and do some sectionals." _"yessssss"_ "ew spit on my shoe!" 1:23 and 1:34 "pencil check!" "i don't think I have anough fine arts credits" 2:01 xD "my music!'
Yes we have like nineteen clarinets and they are always getting at least one thing wrong so our conducter mr Warner makes them play it over and over again so the brass (me because I play trumpet/cornet) drumline and the other woodwind are just sitting there for most of band! Anyone feel me?
If this ain't the truth then the cake really is a lie!! Also...another things band kids say Student 1- "What note is that?" Student 2- "I don't know" (to student 3) "What note is that?" Student 3- "I don't know" Student 4- "Why didn't you just check the book it has the fingering inside" Student 1-3 "Ooh...." Lol (I was student 1) :)
My band is so weird We've got 1 clarinet, 1 trombone, then like 5 saxophones and 7 flutes But we're a middle school band so I don't know how they do it in high school 😅
As a clarinet player, I can confirm that we could be holding our instruments with our feet with a trumpet bell stuck in the lower section and still blame the reed when we get called out on it.
*leaves own funeral * sorry.. I have band
Truth there is in those words, young Jazzwalker.
clara sanchez. *leaves own funeral* wait I have a concert today I can't die
That's probably what will happen at my funeral.
clara sanchez
Oh my god that is so accurate
clara sanchez 👏👏👏👏👏
*reed splits in half*
Aw man I chipped it
This. This is so freaking accurate.
Still playable
ME TOO!!!!
The opposite is true for oboists tho
*reed slightly chips* Welp, I can't use this anymore.
AnneDoesArt same
Band director: alright so I’m guessing non of y’all practiced over the summer
Me: sorry i had band
@Hogwarts Tutor actually everything
@Infinite the Illusionist HT you have a separate camp for color guard?!? Lucky
@Infinite the Illusionist HT that makes sense, my school doesn't do Winter Guard so I kind of forgot it was a thing
I didn't and it was a big mistake
*laying in the hospital bed on life support* sorry I have band *unplugs and marches to band practice*
United Airlines love your profile pic ^J^
There is truth in those words, young Jazzwalker.
Keilana Singh *Gets disintegrated*
*Pulls particles together*
Sorry, I have band.
True, my role model will be the death of me. He tried to march with his bass only a couple months after breaking his knew, and much, much more
Keilana Singh I feel MCR vibes omg
*Legend has it... The kid never found his mouth piece...*
F
F pay respects for the poor kid
I thought that was just a myth
HONEY, WHERE'S MY MOUTH PIECE
F
The only excuse for missing a band concert is DEATH
Cancerous bull shit And all else *holds hand up as grim reaper comes at me* uh hang on picks up my instrument* i have band. can you wait for like, and hour? thanks 😂
Lies. You bring your ghost to band if you're dead. NO EXCUSES :
even in death we still get to the concert, because once you're in band... *there is no way out*
Cancerous bull shit And all else or band camp
Cancerous bull shit And all else JUST WALK IT OFF
The pencil check is about he most accurate thing Ive ever seen 😂
Cms7899 ITS SO TRUE
Cms7899 ikr my band teacher calls it : the magic band pencil and whenever he makes us write stuff everyone is digging in their backpacks lol
The sectional thing is second lmao
Cms7899 yep
"We have a playing test today?"
meeeee
also these are so true
Sam Andy Yes they are. I play bari sax btw.
Omg same 😂😂
Sam Andy ommgg sammee
saaaame
I got out of a lot of classes and unwanted company with the "I have band" line
samme😂
I'm doing it today
Epicwolf3255 ikr
Me too
I've done it soo many times. Well in our defense all the athletes, cheer leaders, and all them do the same.
I laughed my ass off at the cowbell during Bb major scale.
hubberducky same here
Well there wasn't a triangle so...
hubberducky I watched it so many times
Cowbell is the best😂
hubberducky you need more FUCKING COWBELL
*Casket being lowered into grave* sorry...I have band
*jumps out of casket*
*Pulls Tuba out of casket*
*pulls stand out of casket*
*Pulls tuner out*
*Pulls Flute case out of the casket*
*Quickly goes back to grave and grabs a Bassoon reed*
The band commitment is so real though I can't go to my sisters wedding because I have a marching band competition😂😂
I know. Band camp was 8 hours a day
@@Alex-gu7je my band is 12 hours a day for a week but it's so much fun
dude I missed going to Arizona for one too😂
Is it weird I’m looking forward to my next band camp
I can’t wait to show up all the freshmen
Same. My cousin was getting married but it was UIL day. So rip.
"I am busy because I have Band" is legit what my band mates say when their teacher told them to stay for after school.
Kpop Derps we have it during school as an elective
Giantsfangotswag so does everyone else. but if you're in even the slightly decent band you'll have band after school too.
Ting Zhang well when you cant get a high note the teachers like, practice!!!!! 💢💢💢💢💢
Seer Queer same
Ting Zhang same, and even I do it 😂
*plays trumpet
"sorry"
@me
So me... and I'm a female trumpet O.o
It'sJustJulie me too
Sierra T. Woahhh What??? I'm a female trumpet and my name is Sierra T. Omg
alright. omg that's crazy 😂
*leaves own wedding* Sorry guys I have band.
Groom: Oh crap I forgot! Let me go get my baritone.
Me: I'll go get my clarinet.
ayeee I'm a clarinet player and I'm in RavenClaw ;D
Rylee the Ravenclaw lol
Woohoo! Clarinet!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! #CLARINETLIFE4EVER
#clarenet4life
*jumps of plane* Sorry, I have baaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
off*
Rain The Budgie
Kids congratulate themselves after every band practice for about a hour or
So after they’ve played, to say they know they’re going to make it big.
*legend has it he reached band*
Teacher asked why you didn't do your homework YOU: ... I'M IN BAND( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My friend:
*plays one note wrong*
This reed is broken, can I have a new one?
Me:
*slaps*
omgs that is literally this girl in my class that plays the alto saxophone! she literally gets a new reed like every two days istg
Ah, the joys of band camp
Losing my shoe in the middle of a drill, slipping on a banana peel on my way to the field, forgetting my instrument with my other stuff and doing the walk of shame to retrieve it, having to explain to my parents that, yes, I do have band camp for 5 hours. The list goes on and on. Oh, can't forget when I had a near death experience involving a tuba case and my unfortunate choice of where to stand at the time.
I had a near death experience involving a car accident on the way to practice. I couldn't stand because my knee was hurt, but I still wanted to go to practice.
The thing about marching band is you can never be sure if its spit or water.
y’all ever had band camp 11 hours a day cause that’s uh. fun
Same but I had it for 12. Three days in a row.
I had pre band camp which was 9 hours for 5 days and then we go off to away band camp where it's 12 hours for 6 days
The sectionals thing is the most relatable shit ive ever heard
honestly though. My director gave us sectionals to practice an audition he'd given us, best day ever.
What is sectionals i am not in band.
It’s when a section or several sections(clarinet section, saxophones, etc) split off from the rest of the band to work on something like a tricky part in the music.
Ikr
@@Enewt856 it is where the instruments split into groups to practice
There are few things better in life than the sweet taste of a new reed 😂
Bookworm87 IKR. #Clarinet
Bookworm87 I can't experience it because I play the flute 😕
Windows Vista
same
I play flute too
Bookworm87 I hate the taste of a new Reed (I play bari sax :3)
Brass master race
Came because I'm a band kid stayed for the mouthpiece kid
Struggles of a clarinetist in Marching Band: CLARINETS PLAY LOUDER!
*Actually plays louder but the only one other person in the section plays louder too, so no one hears the difference*
But seriously, this video is so accurate, it hurts! 😂
Had the opposite in band camp
Same here but with the french horn
ThePsychicClarinetist no the vid really isn’t we’re not stupid the most accurate one was the I have band part
@@voltminecraft4358 Well, the video was accurate to my Marching Band experience. Didn't know a different experience makes someone stupid. Thank you for informing me. 🙃
@Your local drarry Shipper Yo facts, the trumpets in my marching band were always uber loud too. They sound good but can other instruments be heard please? Flutes and Clarinets are much harder to hear in a Marching Band setting, but I think the flutes in my band were still louder than the clarinets. 😂😅
when we do pencil checks i just break pencils in half and distribute them :>
You are a true hero
i walk in to the room of band lockers at my school and my trumpet was on the ground and my bff was in my band locker
the sectionals one is so true... especially for percussionists
we flutists just mess around
maddie dun. we pretend our flutes are shotguns
+xRebecckahx we pretend our baritones are bazookas, rocket launchers, or cannons. We're weird
Comarox I’m in orchestra and we r always messing around in sectionals
I agree I'm in percussion too
Band Director: So who practiced over the Summer?
Band:
*one or two people raise hand* (me)
Pikunion same
I was in Marching Band so i did
Director: So who knows what practice is?
Band: . . .
Mediocre Music me:*raises hand*
band director:no one ok! time to review the notes!
Honestly, Drumline is actually a cult. I wish I was joking
We really are lol. Like, cymbals have a thing after halftime performances where we stand in a circle, play our cymbals on our neighbor's cymbals, and hum a weird toon. We call it "The Summoning". We also flung baby powder at everyone once uniforms were taken off.
The whole band thing is a cult.
For my band, the pit percussion is a whole entire cult 💀
"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MOUTHPIECE?!" SO TRUE
I am one of two people that play the tuba in my band and people still don't know that it's mine even though the other kid never loses anything ._.
+Teagan Griffith xD
I remember one time I found my mouthpiece in the horn of my saxophone X''D
***** Lol I'm lazy so I keep my neckstrap on the saxophone :p
Does anyone have a pencil
band memory- "there's three things I hate: sickness, doctors appointments, and set 11." -Puckett
mine is set 17... 50 yards in 12 counts.... AAAGH!
+Zachary Vickers oh lord that sounds like a nightmare
*Grandmother dying* Sorry I have band... *leave grandmother's house*
Forgot one thing: is mayonnaise an instrument?
"Elementary School Band"
+Jacob Amoss nah in Highschool marching band we still make joke
We were talking about that today... And we're in high school oh and no horse radish is not an instrument either
+The Watcher in High school still make that joke
+Turtle chip Mckinnie what's wrong with elementary band? .-. explain.
Dang this is scary close to my band... I even stuffed myself in a low brass locker before...
Lmao same. I even locked my friend in her locker with my lock and forgot my combination..heh
At end of last year, a bunch of kids in my class did the same thing
I got in there with my boyfriend one time 😏
Our "seven minutes in heaven" was in a low brass locker 👏
i mean, who hasn't sat in a low brass locker with their crush because of a truth or dare game
My band teacher says this "I garentee you will get your mouthpiece stuck in your instrument. Don't do anything I can get it out, but first I'm going to tease you about it"
My band director told us a story of a sixth grader who decided to drop his baritone mouthpiece in the bell... and then couldn't get it out.
But yeah, whenever someone got their instrument stuck, it was always hilarious.
@@arceus9905 oh my god
Once my non band friend used my flute grease as chapstick...
maddie dun. ok....
maddie laccohee Ewwww!!! (=´∀｀)
I almost did that once....
We call flute grease Flute Lube
My sister did that to my cork grease *facepalm*
Yes, I'm in band . I also play the clarinet...
... DONT YOU FECKING DARE CALL ME SQUIDWARD I KNOW I SOUND TERRIBLE! xD lol
Amanda Sproull i know everyone calls me squidward😂
Im a Clarinet to and my name is liliy they call me Skuilly i hate it so much like da fuaq
the only reason I chose to play the clarinet was because of squidward so I'm never offended when people call me that lol
I was Squidward from 6th-8th grade
YESSSSS OML IT MAKES MEBSO MAD. MY DAD TOLD MY COUSIN THAT IM SQUIDWARD
"Just practice and Im sure you can beat me for first chair" trying to encourage a freshman to actually try during placement tests
Im a junior and still haven't made first chair lol. Imma fail on purpose until I get first chair and or section leader
ME: "I'm the best player in my section but secretly I'm the only one here who doesn't practice. Don't worry, I won't tell the conductor and she will keep thinking of me as the golden child."
My teacher makes me play trumpet parts even though I'm tenor sax like *L A D* i am not that good
tenor sax is pretty *L* *I* *T* I play it myself
Nostromo I'm the only Banana here >:0
omar martinez There can only be one...
Nostromo NOOOOOO
My band camp experience:
My cabin mate tried to make ramen, spilled water on the stove and it burned on there. So, we promptly asked one of our directors, Mr. Rohr if he had any soap as we also burned rice, so the kitchen was a mess. He said he didn't have any soap, so we went back to our condo. While I was in the shower, the other five girls in the condo found some dish soap under the sink. They poured the entire bottle into the dishwasher. When I got out, they had all home to do something else, and I was left looking at the mountain of bubbles slowly oozing out of the dishwasher. I called them, and they all came back and freaked out. One girl took a picture, and she and I took it to Mr. Rohr later that night, spawning the best inside joke quote in the Allen Band "Mr. Rohr, we found the soap."
Our band got kicked out of band camp a long time ago. Something to do with firecrackers under a cabin, I think.... I'm going to miss Marching band
Sierra Aw. :( That's sad.
Wait woah all our band does is have band camp at our school
Kayleb Rood Really? Oh, we go on trips. This year we're hitting up California for the Rose Parade. Usually we just go to other parts of Texas. We did apparently go to Hawaii and Canada at some point, but that was before I was in high school.
We marched in a Disney parade last year, it was amazing. Band kids+12 hours in a charter bus= no sleep and all four parks in three days. I barely remember it. But just band kids at disney world... ah memories
I would finish this comment but I have ba-.
first year in middle school, i had electives... i chose band.... that was my only elective i was aloud to have for the entire year... i don't regret anything! no matter how many pencils i lost when i had to get my flute!
Flutes FTW!
I wraps my pencil in cloth and put it in my head joint so I wouldn't losing it.
If you forgot your pencil, you got to sight read for the class.
I play flute !
heh i play trumpet
Saxophones are the one true instrument. We will build the Saxter Race.
Our high school band's catchphrase one season *was* "Needs more cowbell." There were shirts and everything for it.
We had music that had the cowbell in it, and the percussionist wouldn't give us enough sound, so we would scream at her "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!!!"
Our director was once out so the sub had to come...
Okay, so we're allowed to go straight from lunch to band and start warming up before class so that we can start music right away. However, the sub had no clue how to instruct or anything so she walks in to what sounds like the devil had arrived but its just us warming up and starts screaming that we are all too loud. Long story short, we ended up watching like five videos on music that day.
Our band director the next day started saying, "Oh geez the saxes probably looked like giant bludgeons or something, the oboes were lil stab-stab thingies and the flutes were lil katana guns" and to this day I still think that half the subs trying to direct the band thing that xD
When our band directors are not there the marching band conductors (senior students) run the class instead of calling in a sub. Basically, they just ask everyone what pep song we want to play and we do that. I'm wondering if any other band does this because after reading your comment I realized that most bands probably get subs...
@@greenfrog2891 I've actually hadn't have a sub in my band class for two years...
I love that story so much 🤣🤣
This is all so true it hurts. Especially the drum line is a cult and I can't because I have band
Pencil check is less common but its really. Forget your pencil and pay the price
I say "TOUCH MY INSTRUMENT AND YOUR GOING TO DIE
I don't care if my friends mess with my books and stuff...but the second they touch my flute, I go CRAZY
WOO FLUTE BUDDIES!
Can I be a flute buddy.?
FLUTE PLAYERS UNITE!
Whoohoo.!
“Has anyone seen my mouthpiece?”
“sorry I need a new reed.”
“Ew spit on my shoe.”
“Pencil check” *cant find pencil*
“My music!”
“I have band!”
AHHHH I FELT THESE
"What do you mean the music hall isn't my house"
"this song describes my life"
"I VOLUNTEER AS CRASH"
"band is a lifestyle choice you don't understand"
"what the fuck is the puddle made of" "fluids of the brass section"
"casually cleans flute oh god what is that growing inside it"
"SAXOPHONES GET IT TOGETHER" "FLUTES GET IT TOGETHER" "PERCUSSION GET IT TOGETHER" "TRUMPETS GET IT TOGETHER"
"what do you mean I have 3 lines of solo this is like 19 pages"
"this stand sucks let me use yours"
"your stand sucks worse omg"
"how is your band music so fucking straight and perfect while mINE IS WRINKLED AND LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN THROUGH WW2"
"let me tell you that skirt does not match your instrument"
"what do you mean you use this [instrument] for music it looks like it's made to kill a person" - in reply: "well yeah that too"
"can I just say we sound 100% different for how this song is supposed to sound"
Kamui Nagisa 😂😂😂SO TRUEEE
Kamui Nagisa "What do you mean, I'm piano?"
DJ Saihara The flute thing is toooo true
Why are the guys in that school so cute? Like I thought ours where hot but dang some of those guys make my crush look like chopped liver 😂
Luciel :3 wayzata is the best.
Says a wayzata kid
Wayzata rocks
I just realized I go to this school lol
Whoa that be weird and cool to see this then.
Where that school at?
It's in Minnesota
Wait is this connected to BMS
I CAN RELATE TO ALL OF THESE. ESPECIALLY "I HAVE BAND." SO MANY TIMES.
stealthheartocarina z Honestly!
Don't forget asking your band director to pay for your back surgery bills because you have a heavy ass case lmao
More cowbell
Oh and in my middle school years a trombone tried to behead me.
i'd love to hear this story
i tried that on my secton leader 3 years ago and then he apponted me as section leader when he graduated.
Same
Drum major: "Set! Horns should be up!"
Band director: "Wood-winds, will you slide towards the 40 yard line? Oh and b--"
5 mins later-
Euphoniums: *Arms intensifies*
i nearly died, i play Euphonium and this is best thing. Have you ever seen the video all about the baritone?
+Bryce McCoy I play euphonium as well ;)
I play Euphoniummmmmm
ɢɪᴛ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ
Anne Allison ᴇᴜᴘʜᴏɴɪᴜᴍɪᴜᴍs
"We're splitting off into sectionals" Me: FUCK
Same there are only 3 f horns including myself, it's not enough
+Fiery Soul yep there's only two bass clarinets including myself
lol same, I play bari sax and I'm just like get me once class is over I'll be in a practice room alone since I'm the only girl bari player!
og g lob
Me too except I don't swear. The other trumpet players drive me nuts.
I have after school band Tuesday through Friday every week and ussaly also have stuff on Saturday every other week and my teachers wonder why I’m behind when they assign 3 hours worth of homework every day
@Lyla Laycre Yay!! I found another marching band swimmer!!! But it does make for a stressful life.
Yes I can relate. I am in band and because I am blind doing my homework and other assignments does take a while. So I often times I do get behind in classes but end up making up the work whenever I get a chance. And I have teachers who are very accommodating but yes band really does take up a lot of your time. But most people in band do it because we like making music and we enjoy it. I can’t speak for everyone though
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY MOUTHPIECE!?
Brandon Deets No!
My friend jason is so that kid.
I have a trombone , it doesn't come with a mouthpiece. I sometimes forget my mouthpiece
I mean I have a trombone case
Umm no, have you seen my tenor sax mouthpiece?? ANYONE??
I always use the "i have band" when my friends want to hangout after school.
Karkat Vantas I would say that but all my friends are in band so they would know the schedule.
McKeand Strong his family are probably cacti
*H A S*
*A N Y B O D Y*
*S E E N*
*M Y*
*M O U T H P I E C E*
what about WHO HAS VALVE OIL!!!
EXACTLY I hate it when the valves if my trumpet get stuck!
Ethan Jarskey you mean WHO HAS HOLY WATER
CAN I WATERFALL FROM ANYONE
did he ever find his mouthpiece?
No
"Sorry, it's the reed." Me every. Single. Time.
One squeak: "I need a new reed."
*replaces reed*
Squeaks again: "I think this one's chipped too..."
x1000
That pencils check part made me laugh so hard that's literally my band 😭😭😂😂
Music teacher:trumpets can you play a bit louder
Trumpets: :(
bruh..."is this to much glitter."
COLOR GUARD AF (me)😂😂💖💖
lyndsey massey ғʟɪᴘs ᴘᴇɴᴄɪʟ ᴏɴᴄᴇ
ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ
h o n e s t l y
lyndsey massey I’m not in Color Guard but I have friends who are, and that is accurate.
lyndsey massey OMG SAMEEEEEEE
The only thing I can remember from last years band camp... Left. Left. Left right left. Band ten hut..... One! Mark time mark. There band camp in a nutshell
YESSSS
Ultimategamer87 omfgg
"left. Left. LEFT. LEFT LEFT."
and im just like "ok im POSITIVE that that is my left side who are they yelling at O.o"
thats like cadets😂
I missed my moms wedding because I had full band rehersals that day during band season from 5:30 to 9:30 👏
Shows where your priorities is at, and how dumb u are...
You're awful
Ja'dasia Knowles what???
Reese F how am I awful??
@@leonathompson9898 you missed your own mother’s wedding bruh
"She won't teach me how to jazz run!"
"I joined your cult the other day!"
"BURN!"
"No eating in uniform!"
"I forgot my dot book! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to!"
"I have marching band, I'm so sorry!"
"Wait, this was a minus-one set?"
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and _down!_ Wait- no- that was supposed to be on count 16!"
"The trumpet players always get the fanciest, catchiest music!"
"Ah, I forgot to oil my flute last night... Again..."
I'm still in middle school band so I'm not in marching band but this is so true
ayy clique
Bailey Paris Lucky I start in 7th grade
I'm in eighth grade advanced band and idk much about marching band but I do know it's basically a cult so good luck
Same 7th grade band!
"Oh my god, this new reed is fantastic!"
*tries to put the ligature over it and it breaks*
Ah shit
"Drumline is a cult"
every band section is a cult at my school
they have their own after rehearsal chanting
As a band kid, this is ALL true XD we do some of the craziest things ever in class. Here's a list:
-"I TOUCHED THE BUTT!!!" 'Dude, you're so gay'
-*kid in an empty cooler* "STOP SHAKING THE FREAKING COOLER"
-Everyone seemed to be an expert at gynastics without having the slight knowledge of it.
-'WHERE THE F*** IS MY REDE!?!?'
-'ITS HOT OUT HERE!!! THIS SUCKS'
-Naruto run
-*When the band director's not home* bom BOMBOMBOMBOMbomBOMBOMBOMbombom!!!!
-H*** YEAH CAROWINDS!!!
-Waterfalls of spit coming from the Tuba that hasn't been emptied in years
-Are you a furry?
-"Yeah, were basically a cult."
-OUR CLASS HAS GONE TO S***!!!
And all in the two weeks we started school...
And some things that I can't list at all because of how insane we are.
Ace Wave Hahaha, my band had a lot of fantastic quotes like that.
- “Right now you’re a one-ounce cupcake with fourteen pounds of strawberries on top.”
- “If you put your hat in my spot, I will *cut* you.”
- “WHERE IS THE FLAGPOLE?!”
- “Shelby, your left foot is on your left side…”
- “I was gonna wipe my eyes, then I realized I had spit on my hands.”
- “Does the met say 156?” - “No, it’s 155!” - “Now?” - “157!” - “How about now?” “155!” - “One. Five. Six.” - “You didn't even change it!” - “Is it 156 yet?” - “No, it’s 154!” - “What was that?” - “Now it's 159!” - “Come on…” - “Okay, you’re good!”
- "I am a flag poncho.”
- “I wonder if it’ll help you if I shake the tuner.”
- “In all my time in the band program, I have contributed two things: creating the ‘Hough course’ pun, and wearing a mattress.”
- “If you value your hand, don’t do the Hey Song with him!”
- “Flutes, it says ‘solo’ not ‘solo I can’t hear you’.”
- “We’re gonna put a new dynamic in at measure 16. It's spelled N-O-T-H-I-N-G.”
- “How did someone find out that putting a piece of wood on more wood made music?”
We play Sweet Caroline in marching band, so often times, one kid yells, “Sweet Caroline” and everyone else yells “BOM BOM BOMMMM!!!” (Also don’t forget how picky the percussionists get when someone plays the mallets.)
Also, you live near Carowinds? Holy heck, so do I LOL
I once lived relatively near Carowinds, Then I moved. Was a fun time in Carowinds!
OMG ALL OF THESE
how about:
when your friend is doing a playing test and you make faces and laugh at them to make them mess up? atleast my band does
Me: **still putting my instrument together during warm-up** LOL
honestly same
So true.
The pencil check was perfect xD
I thought my class was the only one?! XD
10 push ups if you don't have a pencil. #Bandcamp
1:33 No joke, that's high-key my band members and I, lol
What about "your plum is on backwards"?
or just flat out asking a freshman "where's your plume?"
+ThatWolfyGamer I fell for that so many times
Same
+ThatWolfyGamer why backwards when it could be upsidedown....alot of people in my band fell for that one too.
+Ian Bakaitis I've never heard of this...
Sorry I can't comment. I have band.
I COULDNT WITH "MY MOUTHPIECE" I WAS CRYING
What about when your slide comes of the trombone? xD
That actually happened to me at a rehearsal...
+Abby S. XD so true
One time my valve wasn't closed all the way so when I played f sharp the back slide on my trumpet blew off and hit me in my back hahah
Also, a girl's mouthpiece flew off her trumpet AT A CONCERT
True
Band teacher: If you rented an instrument, time to bring it back!
Me: Sorry! I have band! *runs like the wind*
"Don't lean on the timpanis, they're worth more than your soul."
-- My band director
derecter: hey nick play a b flat
me:FUCK
(I play a baritone I know how to play but its still annoying)
also annoying walking around with your mouthpiece outline on your lips(brass)
Ikr.
Whenever I play a B flat, it always comes out as a pedal tone
So I'm like
DAMNIT NOT AGAIN
fuk all bob billy gates B flat is easy on a baritone, probably since I just play low notes.
lol, it's hardest to switch from a B to F on the trombone.
On sixteenth notes. It's satan
fuk all bob billy gates i play Baritone too
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MOUTHPIECE XDXDXD
As a clarinet /&/ bassoonist, it made me feel good to finally see that beautiful double reed
If you are in band and you don't know someone who says or does any of this
You're doing it wrong!
I could relate to all of this video.
this is the most accurate thing ive ever seen ;)
phandom
Sectionals.
*yeeeesssss*
If drumline’s a cult then jazz band had successfully summoned the devil.😆
That pencil thing is true tho so true
the ones most true for my band:
"remember that one time at band camp?"
"omg this new reed is fantastic!!"
"we have a playing test today?! oh crap!!"
"we're gonna split up today and do some sectionals." _"yessssss"_
"I wonder how many people we can fit in there?"
"pencil check." *trying to find a pencil*
2:01 just...yes... xDD
"my music!" lol funny story we preformed on a really windy day (we had a tornado watch xD) and my section leader's brother's music hit a football player in the face and we lost the game cuz of that xD
"sorry I have band"
the ones that got me good:
"these socks are black enough for marching band right?"
"has anyone seen my mouthpiece?"
"I don't understand why everyone thinks drumline is such a cult..."
"we're gonna split up today and do some sectionals." _"yessssss"_
"ew spit on my shoe!"
1:23 and 1:34
"pencil check!"
"i don't think I have anough fine arts credits"
2:01 xD
"my music!'
+Ace Trainer Eli Yea agree, especially the sectionals part
SAAAME XD
Yes we have like nineteen clarinets and they are always getting at least one thing wrong so our conducter mr Warner makes them play it over and over again so the brass (me because I play trumpet/cornet) drumline and the other woodwind are just sitting there for most of band! Anyone feel me?
"I can't, I have band" LITERALLY SOMETHING I SAY EVERY DAY
the cowbell is the best part! we make our tuba friend play it
If this ain't the truth then the cake really is a lie!! Also...another things band kids say
Student 1- "What note is that?"
Student 2- "I don't know" (to student 3) "What note is that?"
Student 3- "I don't know"
Student 4- "Why didn't you just check the book it has the fingering inside"
Student 1-3 "Ooh...."
Lol (I was student 1) :)
Remember
E very
G oOD
B oy
D oes
F ine
For spaces
F a c e it spells face and the face is in the space
But what about bass clef and notes between clefs.
Did you... did you just make a portal reference?
Yes, yes I did :)
More like "Where are we at in the music?"
"I have band" is my main one...makes everyone mad
Our band director even makes short jokes about the drum major.. She is 5 foot 4.
Same but we have two drum majors thank God
My band director is really strict. She says she wants us to have fun. That didn't happen. She would never let us make fun of each other.
We have 2 drum majors as well.
One is very short
And the other is VERY tall
So is ours but our band director is shorter than her so she doesn't say anything
Trumbo -Chan my drum majors are taller than our band director 😂😂😂
We have a playing test today? -Me
We are splitting up into sectionals! Me: Crap (Only 4 clarinets)
Jaycee Cameron there are only three Alto saxophones and one. doesn't. even. try. so basically. two in my section
Nyssa Torres Same! Lol 4 clarinets and I'm literally the youngest one and the other tree DONT PLAY AT ALL WHATSOEVER
Don't feel bad// we only have 2 clarinets. One of them (me) actually tries, the other..not so much
My band is so weird
We've got 1 clarinet, 1 trombone, then like 5 saxophones and 7 flutes
But we're a middle school band so I don't know how they do it in high school 😅
Jaycee Cameron Hey, I'm the only bass clarinet in my whole school!
As a clarinet player, I can confirm that we could be holding our instruments with our feet with a trumpet bell stuck in the lower section and still blame the reed when we get called out on it.
the guy in the thumb nail.......... Augustus Waters.. Is that you??
IT WASN'T JUST ME
IT WASN'T JUST ME
That's what I thought tooooo
The random pencil checks are the true struggle
Yasss
Our director plays trumpet.
Director: *blows out spit directly in front of the flutes*
Flutes: *oh COME ON*
Pencil Check is SOOO real
The girl that looks for her pencil in her bassoon! That is literally me with everything! XD lol