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  • @inklily80
    @inklily80 7 лет назад +7299

    Band teacher: someone sounds off tune can the flutes play it again but one at a time
    Me: *sweats*

    • @inklily80
      @inklily80 6 лет назад +146

      Ehomeyjr lol my friend plays the oboe and she plays beautifully,but the teacher doesn't seem to give a damn ( ._.)

    • @ciscokidd7164
      @ciscokidd7164 6 лет назад +100

      When that happens, I tend to get extremely nervous and not blow fast air through the hole, so I cannot play A (the tuning note for woodwinds) that is an octave higher.

    • @sachyaxii6099
      @sachyaxii6099 6 лет назад +7

      inksenpai .0. SAME.

    • @peace3310
      @peace3310 6 лет назад +5

      inksenpai .0. Its the same with violin lol

    • @inklily80
      @inklily80 6 лет назад +7

      Gem Shine really?!? I didn't know lol

  • @markgaddie6290
    @markgaddie6290 7 лет назад +5460

    About 2% of middle school band students know what a vibrato is.

    • @animeplease8118
      @animeplease8118 7 лет назад +185

      Genevieve Gohl because its the one thing flute is known for is a vibrato. no one else really needs a vibrato unless its a solo or its needed

    • @markgaddie6290
      @markgaddie6290 7 лет назад +32

      In middle school?

    • @markgaddie6290
      @markgaddie6290 7 лет назад +33

      I play flute too btw

    • @jadenm6770
      @jadenm6770 7 лет назад +13

      Mark Gaddie I play flute to

    • @asianwillyt7938
      @asianwillyt7938 7 лет назад +20

      Mark Gaddie yup I'm in middle school and I have no idea what a vibrato is

  • @emmalynnfr
    @emmalynnfr Год назад +143

    Clarinets: *Being perfectly loud*
    Teacher: CLARINETS GIVE ME MORE!!
    The class: *Looks at clarinets*
    Clarinets: *SQEAK*
    Teacher: Ok maybe it was better before

    • @azerm9
      @azerm9 Год назад +8

      As a clarinet player this is too accurate lol .

    • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
      @JustARandomPersonLol69420 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@azerm9our clarinet players At my school NEED to be loud. They don’t even play half the time and when they do it sounds like a cat dying.

    • @pink_tea_dream2898
      @pink_tea_dream2898 8 месяцев назад +2

      As a clarinet player its accurate there's only three in the entire band an one doesn't even play right

    • @opalpeters1339
      @opalpeters1339 8 месяцев назад

      FR THO IMA CLARINET PLAYER

    • @Declan8878YT
      @Declan8878YT 3 месяца назад

      I'm a french horn, and when I hear our band director say "ok clarinets", I just cover my ears

  • @garlic_bread_toast4403
    @garlic_bread_toast4403 Год назад +44

    My band teacher had a rule, where whenever you play a percussion instrumen, and you aren't a percussionist, then you either have to do 25 pushups or you get written up. That just led to everybody playing their instruments at the start of class, which led to about 96 decibals for about 5 minutes a day and permanent hearing damage. Somebody also decided to run his hand across the wind chimes one time and got the option of either 720 pushups, or he could get written up. He decided to get written up.

    • @pygy2020old
      @pygy2020old Год назад

      Oh my gawd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying on the floor rn

    • @pygy2020old
      @pygy2020old Год назад

      No seriously holy sh-

    • @Baked_Beans251
      @Baked_Beans251 Год назад

      We need that rule cuz the one friggin trumpet player keeps coming up and playing percussion (mostly bells) and Istg I want to punch him in the face so hard LIKE MF GET KFF MY DAMN INSTRUMENT AND GO BLOW INTO YOUR PIECE OF METAL

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople Год назад

      Lmao; I'm telling me teacher this rule

    • @EclipseYT13
      @EclipseYT13 8 месяцев назад

      DAMN

  • @magicalwolfclaws9089
    @magicalwolfclaws9089 7 лет назад +2779

    Its almost disappointing how true this is.

    • @petroopa1667
      @petroopa1667 7 лет назад +20

      MagicalWolfClaws I'm a percussionist and I can relate to this AND I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL

    • @magicalwolfclaws9089
      @magicalwolfclaws9089 7 лет назад +15

      Hehe, Flutist ^^. I'm pretty sure all bands can relate or connect to this by some degree xD

    • @blueberry8726
      @blueberry8726 7 лет назад +4

      MagicalWolfClaws
      😰im surprised how true this is...and im in high-school to

    • @joshbussineau1491
      @joshbussineau1491 7 лет назад +3

      MagicalWolfClaws ikr

    • @justputmebackinthefridge1698
      @justputmebackinthefridge1698 7 лет назад +1

      MagicalWolfClaws yeah xD

  • @_sausageman_
    @_sausageman_ 5 лет назад +3142

    Percussion: we’re not going too fast, everyone is going too slow

    • @fox_sox9783
      @fox_sox9783 4 года назад +63

      _Sausageman _ Well, when I can hear the rest of the band playing, and see my band directors hand moving much faster during my 50 measures of rest, I’m pretty sure they’re too slow.
      Also my band director has us practice the fight song at like 120+ but then proceeds to death stare percussion for playing too fast when he has us play 20 bpm in the gym
      Edit: This is not meant to be passive aggressive. I just thought it might be funny 👌

    • @shinobicat1486
      @shinobicat1486 3 года назад +52

      They're litterally the tempo if someone is off beat it isn't percussion

    • @noscheisse2455
      @noscheisse2455 3 года назад +14

      Percussion in my class is so loud that I had to get musician earplugs. My hearing used to be better but now it’s just gone. XD

    • @avaithink77
      @avaithink77 3 года назад +11

      @@noscheisse2455 because from far away you cant even hear us.

    • @avaithink77
      @avaithink77 3 года назад +3

      @@shinobicat1486 very true.

  • @collincoolisGOATED
    @collincoolisGOATED Год назад +80

    1:34 as a former middle school lead percussionist, this could not be more accurate 😂

    • @CageBoyUWU
      @CageBoyUWU Год назад +1

      Ey we got to make sure that they work😂

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople Год назад +1

      I hate when these 𝗺𝗼𝗳𝗼𝘀 do that

    • @BasicallyBader
      @BasicallyBader 7 месяцев назад

      I hate it when people do that, our band has like 17 percussionists, but me and these 3 other kids are the only good ones who actually go hard. some of those kids don't even know what a half note is

    • @BaconBoss4
      @BaconBoss4 7 месяцев назад

      FR people need to stop touching our stuff it’s soo anoying

    • @No..names_7
      @No..names_7 2 месяца назад

      Percusionist here!! And I agree

  • @meg30acre
    @meg30acre Год назад +16

    As a middle school percussionist, I can confirm that EVERYONE TOUCHES OUR INSTRUMENTS!

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople Год назад

      We hate it too

    • @txs.angelito
      @txs.angelito Год назад

      on god they usually brass people who touch or stuff

    • @SlightlyOffendedKiwi
      @SlightlyOffendedKiwi Год назад

      @@txs.angelito it’s always
      that one trumpet player: “no I’m allowed to be back here because my friend is a percussionist”
      The “friend”: “hUh-“

    • @Jango_Fett22
      @Jango_Fett22 Год назад

      Ikr I’m like bro stop touching my snare and they always go after the snares

    • @Stopflying
      @Stopflying Год назад

      Me too bro! My snares are in danger!

  • @funky58abi95
    @funky58abi95 7 лет назад +2249

    "LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOIIIIIIIIII"

    • @ZebraSlapper
      @ZebraSlapper 7 лет назад +20

      You suck we get all the loud parts and we are in the marching band all brass!

    • @zalexville
      @zalexville 7 лет назад +13

      I can attest to that argument since I an an Oboist ;)

    • @ypaexio4263
      @ypaexio4263 7 лет назад +2

      zalexvilles same here

    • @henniferpanini2715
      @henniferpanini2715 7 лет назад +1

      +Ehomeyjr yup

    • @danyagha5654
      @danyagha5654 7 лет назад +6

      Move your fingers baaaoooiuuuiiiiii

  • @barebearz545
    @barebearz545 6 лет назад +2638

    When it says Bb but they play B Natural

    • @ruddthree8105
      @ruddthree8105 6 лет назад +163

      I had this one peice where the whole trumpet group played b flat, but it was b natural, and the teacher didn't catch it until the day before the concert...

    • @kaijuuben5646
      @kaijuuben5646 6 лет назад +10

      On what, treble or bass clef?

    • @gicsgaming847
      @gicsgaming847 6 лет назад +30

      I ALWAYS PLAY Bb WHEN IT'S B NATURAL

    • @lucapoopa9721
      @lucapoopa9721 6 лет назад +6

      That makes me mad ugh

    • @starlaspencer9625
      @starlaspencer9625 6 лет назад +4

      Barebearz omg yas!! I hate that!!

  • @North_Park
    @North_Park Год назад +9

    “Saxophones your too loud” -Middle school band directors

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople Год назад

      Nawh it's the trumpets for me

    • @OMGMyHypeBoyKeita
      @OMGMyHypeBoyKeita 2 месяца назад

      YESSS US TOO but idm cuz the saxophones usually have similar parts to clarinet, but they’re like 100x better so they cover up my horrible playing lmao

  • @crunchy02
    @crunchy02 2 года назад +65

    in my band class, everyone gets mad at the trumpets because they're the ones messing up two thirds of the time 💀

    • @pygy2020old
      @pygy2020old Год назад +2

      As a trumpet player, I make a LOT of mistakes playing

    • @azerm9
      @azerm9 Год назад +1

      That was in my schools beginning band 💀

    • @azerm9
      @azerm9 Год назад

      Too much.

    • @object-official
      @object-official Год назад +1

      for my band it's percussion and saxophone, maybe flute sometimes.

    • @object-official
      @object-official Год назад

      I'm *the* trumpet

  • @alexis5334
    @alexis5334 2 года назад +3388

    band teacher:percussionists can you play that line again?
    everyone in the room: *turns around to stare at the percussion section*

    • @isaacn7492
      @isaacn7492 2 года назад +84

      Exactly!

    • @kittystew.
      @kittystew. 2 года назад +64

      Ikr, I don't understand why everyone does that-
      (Totally not me :v)

    • @jefftheevilpotato
      @jefftheevilpotato 2 года назад +23

      True

    • @dlecouree
      @dlecouree 2 года назад +99

      Me, a percussionist: **sweats nervously**

    • @PokemonPedigree
      @PokemonPedigree 2 года назад +13

      Trueeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @alexawatson7799
    @alexawatson7799 6 лет назад +798

    *Leaves own funeral* sorry I have band

    • @xx-tr8so
      @xx-tr8so 6 лет назад +18

      me lmfao

    • @jojoanimated7314
      @jojoanimated7314 6 лет назад +4

      Alexa Watson lol

    • @andyskillet
      @andyskillet 6 лет назад +12

      "My teacher will behead me with a saxophone mouthpiece. See y'all."

    • @accio_hufflepuff3274
      @accio_hufflepuff3274 5 лет назад +2

      Alexa Watson same though 😅

    • @tiny--
      @tiny-- 5 лет назад +4

      *Comes Back To Life* There is a concert happening I have to go sorry

  • @phoenixwing5133
    @phoenixwing5133 2 года назад +26

    I remember middle school band. In 6th grade, they kept us separated by woodwinds and brass and taught us how to play our instruments first. Then, as we got into actual sheet music, they finally put us together in full band and we got to play all together for the first time. I still remember how glorious (and horrible) it was. As soon as we stopped, everybody started talking to each other about how amazing it felt to be part of that.
    I miss those days. I wanna be back in high school band so bad man I peaked in high school and my life since has been a slow downfall. It's only been a year since I graduated wtf 😭
    I wanna go back to the first time we went to a marching band competition and took home the grand prize. Like that's one hell of an achievement for a "freshman" who hadn't started school yet.

  • @GarbageNation
    @GarbageNation Год назад +6

    Band Director: Alright tubas can we hear measure 1 - 12 please? Tubas: *Plays the same note through all 12 measures. That is a true experience for me.

    • @Baked_Beans251
      @Baked_Beans251 Год назад

      Ikr

    • @PhichePxylode
      @PhichePxylode 10 месяцев назад

      I kept playing the same notes in The Tempest by Robert W. Smith in a concert

  • @0I0I0
    @0I0I0 5 лет назад +2483

    french horn player: dumps water out*
    woodwinds:eEEEEewEwwwW

    • @rexxdrive2079
      @rexxdrive2079 5 лет назад +226

      I had like a gallon of water come out once, and one of the flute players was like *"how much value oil did you put in there?"*

    • @ayn2604
      @ayn2604 5 лет назад +54

      Lol so true. im a trumpet player

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 5 лет назад +28

      I'm the only girl woodwind who is ok with it, the guy woodwinds are ok with it, all the other woodwind girls are triggered...

    • @alext_t3166
      @alext_t3166 5 лет назад +27

      I don’t know if it’s just me but I LOVE to annoy my woodwind friends by emptying my spit valve out around them

    • @0I0I0
      @0I0I0 5 лет назад +8

      @@alext_t3166 xD

  • @mingi4924
    @mingi4924 5 лет назад +1158

    The most famous quote from all saxophones,,,
    “wHiCh SaX????”

  • @imstanley767
    @imstanley767 2 года назад +16

    As a middle schooler who plays the trombone in band, I can confirm everything in this video is true.

    • @beckylee2093
      @beckylee2093 Год назад

      as a clarient, brass get your crap to together. I agree

    • @Jango_Fett22
      @Jango_Fett22 Год назад

      I'm a tuba player and some of this video is true like the other sections playing the percussion instruments

    • @virturegd5247
      @virturegd5247 Год назад

      @@beckylee2093as a brass, you gotta get your crap together and stop squeaking your reeds during the best part of the song

    • @beckylee2093
      @beckylee2093 Год назад

      @@virturegd5247 I don't squeak thank you. But your a ducking brass player and y'all can never play in tune, or at the right times. Do you even know how to count rests?

    • @raincake236
      @raincake236 Год назад

      Also as a middle school trombone player, this video is pretty accurate.

  • @Kamel-Elkadri
    @Kamel-Elkadri Год назад +5

    I remember watching this when I was a 6th grader starting out on clarinet. Now I just graduated high school and rewatching this video again. Band is so much fun.

  • @dn6893
    @dn6893 5 лет назад +1540

    People: So what do you play?
    Me: Euphonium
    People: A what?
    Me: A tiny Tuba that almost sounds like a French horn
    People: OOOOOOH that thing!

    • @kaitiepellin4053
      @kaitiepellin4053 5 лет назад +14

      Itz Tommy I play the euphonium with 4 valves!!!!

    • @Tedula1134
      @Tedula1134 5 лет назад +12

      I'm a tuba player and I've still said this more times than I care to admit.

    • @FujiTea
      @FujiTea 5 лет назад +10

      I play a euphonium and I can relate but people are always asking me what the 4th button does

    • @joselynbenitez9139
      @joselynbenitez9139 5 лет назад +2

      Itz Tommy Omg yesssssss I feel your pain mine has 4 valves

    • @joselynbenitez9139
      @joselynbenitez9139 5 лет назад +1

      Aphildin they stupid it’s low C in the b flat scale and it’s not sharp it is like just right buttt you probably already know that lol

  • @asterbel2895
    @asterbel2895 6 лет назад +969

    Band teacher be like: "All right, let's play from the start, in a one and a two"
    School band members: *Plays the melody terribly and does not give a shit about staccato, forte, or anything that matters*
    And the teacher is like: "Yep. This is my life."
    Respect to all Music Teachers of schools as they must deal with idiots

    • @ypctyy688
      @ypctyy688 6 лет назад +12

      Asterbel Music no my band teacher is an idiot one time I was walking down a hall and heard him cussing out middle schoolers -_-

    • @cadmiumandwilsin2993
      @cadmiumandwilsin2993 6 лет назад +24

      Our eighth grade band actually got the teacher to quit after his first year. It was awful. He retired from music teaching completely. I feel really bad for the guy.

    • @3thanheimer
      @3thanheimer 6 лет назад

      Asterbel Music holy fuck that is so right

    • @mr.resetti77
      @mr.resetti77 6 лет назад +5

      Sometimes it's the elementary teachers fault, because I know more than half of my band class didn't know these terms when they came in.

    • @Jackietubepro
      @Jackietubepro 6 лет назад +20

      Band teacher: Ok 1 and the 2 and the 1 2 3 and go
      *1 kid plays on a rest*
      Other kids: *Groans*

  • @aexitis
    @aexitis 2 года назад +19

    Today I had the interesting experience of playing with the percussionist that was playing with our orchestra for Assessments. (I don’t play percussion, I’m a first violin but I broke my arm yesterday and couldn’t bow so our director just decided I’d figure out how to play tambourine in 45 mins so that I could play the concert.) And here are just a couple things he said: “Wait… WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SO MANY NOTES??” “So, are violas just violins that want to be special?” “FOR THE LAST TIME… STOP TOUCHING THE SNARE DRUM.” “So, do like all orchestra directors hate percussionists or just this one?” “I’m confused, you only have 4 strings, how do you make so many different noises?” “Why are the violins such show offs?” “Dude, what’s that big one. Is it on steroids?” (Talking about a double bass 😭) And many more…

  • @royalepinky3688
    @royalepinky3688 Год назад +5

    Teacher: "Okay students, everybody but the percussionists work on that song some more."
    **comes up to percussion section**
    Teacher: "Okay I'm going to be teaching you guys a new instrument and how to use it."
    Everybody in the class: **Turns around to percussion section**

    • @PhichePxylode
      @PhichePxylode 10 месяцев назад

      As a brass player, I can agree that everyone looks at the percussionist when it’s their turn

  • @spheyuh
    @spheyuh 5 лет назад +867

    Here's my version (I play the oboe in wind ensemble and alto sax in jazz band)
    Flutes: I practiced for three hours last night without stopping. Don't talk to me.
    Oboes: Left handed Eb can go suck an ass, also I'm probably gay
    Alto Sax: I only know meme music.
    Tenor Sax: I used to play something else, also I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY QUIETLY
    Baritone Sax: MY INSTRUMENT WEIGHS MORE THAN I DO
    Bassoon: Don't give me high notes. I will kill all high notes you give me
    Clarinet: I'd like to be moved away from the trumpets please...?
    Bass Clarinet: I AM NOT A SAXOPHONE STOP
    Trumpet: I AM THE LEADER OF THE BAND HEAR ME ROAR
    French Horn: I don't know what I'm doing and I've gotten hit by way too many trombone slides.
    Trombone: I'm really good at scales- oh there goes my slide oops
    Tuba: I'm supposed to be the loudest in the band but I'm barely louder than the flutes.
    Euphonium: Who?
    Percussion: The band director hates every single one of us.

    • @writingwizard4227
      @writingwizard4227 5 лет назад +28

      Sophia Manzor the alto sax (me) is so true tho...

    • @fivestarfuego
      @fivestarfuego 5 лет назад +14

      Omg yes I always get hit by a trombone slide so my band director put us by the tubas

    • @bogman78
      @bogman78 5 лет назад +11

      at school, me and my other fellow alto saxophone players own the place. we play louder than everyone

    • @ventisbarbatos
      @ventisbarbatos 5 лет назад +4

      see i play tenor sax, alto sax, percussion, bariton sax, soprano sax, and tuba so i don't know where i fit in

    • @ventisbarbatos
      @ventisbarbatos 5 лет назад +3

      I MISPELLED BARITONE OML

  • @ykkkaa2723
    @ykkkaa2723 7 лет назад +465

    Clarinets be like "Ima play the highest note we can play"
    Flutes be like "really plays the highest note"
    Everyone screams

    • @troysmithfr
      @troysmithfr 6 лет назад +9

      Technically there is no highest note for any instrument, except for maybe string instruments. Edgy middle schoolers. I played a D an octave above the two ledger-line one above the staff, on clarinet. And don't you love when a flute player walks up to a clarinet bragging that they're better, and then they don't hold the instrument properly?

    • @victoriah5975
      @victoriah5975 6 лет назад

      True

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 6 лет назад

      Fausto the Cat - Why?

    • @SeSaGaming
      @SeSaGaming 6 лет назад +2

      No Brass smashes his finger and that scream is the loudest

    • @lizcraven110
      @lizcraven110 6 лет назад +13

      I play the flute. this is 100% accurate lmao, my section is slowly making the clarinets deaf

  • @USARAHHHH08
    @USARAHHHH08 2 года назад +7

    As a fellow trombone player, when I was a beginner, I was practicing at home and my sister snatched my slide off my trombone. She almost broke it.

    • @justinweng7695
      @justinweng7695 Год назад

      As a fellow trombone player in 9th grade, if that was my sister, no matter how old she is, I’m throwing hands on her

    • @USARAHHHH08
      @USARAHHHH08 Год назад

      @@justinweng7695 Omg 💀

  • @Sensilencer
    @Sensilencer 9 месяцев назад +2

    “LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOI!” I laughed so hard

  • @gracewilliams9451
    @gracewilliams9451 6 лет назад +465

    (I play French horn)
    Band instructor: Ok, let's practice this note!
    Woodwind: *nails it*
    Trumpet: *beautiful*
    Tuba/baritone: *lovely*
    French horn: uhhhh. Which octave?
    Instructor: this one!
    French horns: k *sounds like a dying whale. Everyone starts laughing at us*
    This is my everyday life in band... 😕 #RespectTheFrenchHorns

    • @webbydraws
      @webbydraws 6 лет назад +8

      gRAciE
      SAME OMF

    • @cornfieldbees3533
      @cornfieldbees3533 6 лет назад +11

      As a fellow F horn player I can agree with this.
      Playing F horn can be lonely.

    • @cryo7847
      @cryo7847 6 лет назад +11

      So true... I don't play French horn but when I was in band the French horns got picked on because they always screwed up the notes. It must be hard.

    • @uhjiokmm7320
      @uhjiokmm7320 6 лет назад +5

      Just by trying to match the pitch is really difficult, playing the f key is really loud, but sounds really deep.

    • @culturedswine3586
      @culturedswine3586 6 лет назад +7

      I’m crying bc it’s so true, me and a another F Horn player just help each other but fail. Another Horn player wants to quit.

  • @briannabear1459
    @briannabear1459 6 лет назад +419

    Band Teachers Be Like:
    *TIGHTER LIPS BILLY*
    *WHERE’S YOUR FREAKIN STAND REBECCA*
    *HOLD THE NOTE LONGER JESSICA*
    *HALF NOTES ARE TWO COUNTS NOT THREE TIMMY*
    *POSTURE GUYS YOU LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA WHEN SHE READS*

    • @kaitlyn2295
      @kaitlyn2295 6 лет назад +1

      My band tho

    • @JessIsSketch
      @JessIsSketch 6 лет назад +3

      Emmie Jhonson you said my name and my teacher says that to me too much

    • @TocamiWolf
      @TocamiWolf 6 лет назад +2

      Emmie Jhonson This comment is absolute gold

    • @user-fn7ee1sb3c
      @user-fn7ee1sb3c 6 лет назад

      OMG
      YES!!

    • @mochi925
      @mochi925 6 лет назад

      XD

  • @Ko-komedian
    @Ko-komedian Год назад +5

    1:15 the rivalry between the trumpets and the oboes :') so trueeeee

    • @triplereeds
      @triplereeds 4 месяца назад

      i play both… do i have a rivalry with myself?

    • @Ko-komedian
      @Ko-komedian 4 месяца назад

      @@triplereeds Ha! I respect you, the fact that you can tolerate with two of the most annoying instruments un my opinion... I also play the oboe, my only mission is to break the thought that middle school oboe suck. JUST GIVE ME A SOLO! I PROMOISE I WONT MESS UP

  • @owenwastaken1231
    @owenwastaken1231 2 года назад +2

    Trumpet player: it’s to heavy
    Low brass: are we a joke to you

  • @M_RRR-tn6tk
    @M_RRR-tn6tk 6 лет назад +332

    You forgot how percussionists literally get 1 freaking note in a whole song

    • @MewPurPur
      @MewPurPur 6 лет назад +9

      Sometimes it's twice as much actually!
      and it halves the value they are giving

    • @Rickey1
      @Rickey1 6 лет назад +10

      64M3_3RR0R in our band it's only the god damn percussion because that's the only thing you can hear

    • @spiderontoiletpaper789
      @spiderontoiletpaper789 6 лет назад +6

      Percussionists only get 1 solo for the rest of eternity

    • @ferny198
      @ferny198 6 лет назад +10

      64M3_3RR0R
      Meanwhile woodwinds barely have time to breathe

    • @mrgoldfish573
      @mrgoldfish573 6 лет назад

      SAME

  • @wesleymiller8661
    @wesleymiller8661 3 года назад +2720

    “You don’t have anything under an eighth note”
    As a percussionist, I can take either side in this situation.

    • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
      @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 года назад +29

      @Kane Jones bro I did that at Festival and I’m p sure I cost us our score xd

    • @diceqube6439
      @diceqube6439 2 года назад +9

      As a saxophonist, I win

    • @thanos6346
      @thanos6346 2 года назад +8

      As a brass player, I can confirm that we rarely saw anything the likes of a 16th note or tripla in middle school.

    • @Luna.cosp1ays
      @Luna.cosp1ays 2 года назад +3

      @Kane Jones I’ve done that too xd

    • @Luna.cosp1ays
      @Luna.cosp1ays 2 года назад +2

      I agree we can be on either side of that situation

  • @strangepickle0172
    @strangepickle0172 Год назад

    This is so true, brings back memories from my middle school band days!

  • @herberthrojas2437
    @herberthrojas2437 Год назад +4

    3:00 it’s like that with alto saxes but low notes

  • @SATURNZ.
    @SATURNZ. 2 года назад +1577

    “Okay trumpets can we try that high note on more time?” Every band director ever 💀

  • @thebreaktime2844
    @thebreaktime2844 7 лет назад +247

    The bad thing about playing a trumpet when I was in 8th grade is that i was playing a solo in front of the whole class and the 2nd valve got stuck and it sounded like a fart.

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      @trumpetbros2779 7 лет назад

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    • @sketched5432
      @sketched5432 7 лет назад +3

      a good way to make a fart on purpose is to put your top or bottom lip over or under the mouthpiece, hurts like hell, but it sure makes for an annoyance.

    • @flarearrowwood
      @flarearrowwood 7 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @bp4133
      @bp4133 7 лет назад +3

      username username ha... the worst thing that happened to me in band was i had this two measure duet with my friend on a song... ohh that was something like.. we didn't play it bad but the relive of my shoulders when i played that at the concert was monumental.......
      ~a trumpet player

    • @minerchord9939
      @minerchord9939 7 лет назад +1

      My problem now is that I got braces to deal with...great way to go through Senior Year
      Good brass players with braces = gods
      I swear to god that is so true. It's hard to play a trumpet with braces

  • @gracepatrick-ck6nl
    @gracepatrick-ck6nl Год назад

    Omg this is the best band video I have watched as I band kid this hits hard

  • @CowboyVR1248
    @CowboyVR1248 9 месяцев назад +4

    1:28 percussion left the chat

  • @sebastianalmanza4756
    @sebastianalmanza4756 6 лет назад +575

    Learn how to move your FINGERS BOI

    • @pkbunbun7716
      @pkbunbun7716 6 лет назад +18

      It's funny because it's true

    • @ChloeJean
      @ChloeJean 6 лет назад +18

      Me when Brass Insults flute or when clarinets get snobby i just say. "At least you can see your fingers"

    • @kaigenz8577
      @kaigenz8577 6 лет назад +2

      *VOICECRACCKKKKK*

    • @needsmoreboosters4264
      @needsmoreboosters4264 6 лет назад +1

      FEENGURRZ BOIII!!!!

    • @Disco_Rider
      @Disco_Rider 6 лет назад

      LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR BOW RIGHT BOIIII I (coming from a violinest)

  • @0quin0
    @0quin0 6 лет назад +5333

    *Remember kids if your teacher calls on you*
    Faster air
    Bigger breath
    and hold out that note!

    • @triscuit2116
      @triscuit2116 6 лет назад +141

      Bry Caught the RyeTM I'm in percussion, I saw brass instruments having to hold it for a long time and they were patting each other on the back to get more air out I was dying lmao

    • @0quin0
      @0quin0 6 лет назад +46

      it's alyssa I'm woodwind so I never get to witness the wonders of the brass section, unfortunately.

    • @cyndrillis1605
      @cyndrillis1605 6 лет назад +4

      Bry Caught the RyeTM SO TRUE!!!!

    • @cyndrillis1605
      @cyndrillis1605 6 лет назад +12

      Bry Caught the RyeTM US BRASS INSTRUMENTS NEVER GET A BRAKE!

    • @cyndrillis1605
      @cyndrillis1605 6 лет назад +5

      Bry Caught the RyeTM Dont forget to spread your teeth apart! Your slides to far in! Set your ambisher!

  • @lemonke9000
    @lemonke9000 2 года назад +5

    I've played trombone for only a couple of months this school year, the teacher says I've been doing pretty well. A better thing would probably be moving the slide just way too much.

  • @devin8811
    @devin8811 2 года назад +4

    As a clarinet player and a former flute player I find this accurate in so many ways.

    • @Chilito382
      @Chilito382 8 месяцев назад

      for the before class one, you will know htat theres always the clarinets that play high notes

  • @duncanmorrow255
    @duncanmorrow255 6 лет назад +305

    My band:
    Tubas: "Hey man can I hold your instrument?" "Oh my gosh, its so light!"
    Baritone/Euphonium: *Sigh...* "I wish we were tubas..."
    Trombones: (Band director) *"STOP TALKING"!!!*
    Trumpets: "Hey this says piano, so im going to play it as loud as possible"
    French Horns: *Furiously empties spit in between songs*
    Saxes: "OhMyGosh the trumpets are so annoying.."
    Clarinets: *Squeaking Intensifies*
    Flute: "Get on my octave, boi"
    Percussion: "MORE COWBELL"
    Oboe: *Cries in corner because everyone forgets he's there*

    • @aldin9060
      @aldin9060 6 лет назад +10

      Splatimus Timitus Holy crap that's exactly what my band is like except the tenor saxes nail everything (me)

    • @judeflick
      @judeflick 6 лет назад +14

      M O R E C O W B E L L

    • @emilykasiewicz9428
      @emilykasiewicz9428 6 лет назад +2

      Splatimus Timitus omg this is so true

    • @aparts129
      @aparts129 6 лет назад +7

      Splatimus Timitus lol i play trombone and there are only 11 of us, there are 20 trumpets and THEY BLAST SOOOOO MUCH AND IT HURTS (Just my grade band has over 100 kids lol so we have a very large band) BRASS FTW

    • @spookedmangoes8118
      @spookedmangoes8118 6 лет назад +10

      Why is this so accurate? (Btw, you forgot to mention that the saxs play too loud or go to fast and blame percussion)

  • @donttalktome3230
    @donttalktome3230 6 лет назад +634

    You forgot the
    "PERCUSSION STOP PLAYING AND PLAY ATTENTION!" -Band Director

    • @rueblue21
      @rueblue21 5 лет назад +7

      Dont Talk To Me HAHAHGSHSKFHSOBD IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE 😂

    • @sarsoura1027
      @sarsoura1027 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @anika7157
      @anika7157 5 лет назад +4

      That is the single truth in the world

    • @anika7157
      @anika7157 5 лет назад +4

      Knowing from both a woodwind and percussion player everything in this video is accurate lmao

    • @aidangrady4409
      @aidangrady4409 5 лет назад +2

      Dont Talk To Me yep same

  • @TheWhiteWhistle
    @TheWhiteWhistle 2 года назад +1

    Omfg, I remember watching this back in elementary school as a kid. Now it’s my last year of middle school 😢

  • @TromboneEnthusiast
    @TromboneEnthusiast Год назад

    So true lol! Amazing job! Also that trombone slide beginner was hilarious!!

  • @halo79hi96
    @halo79hi96 5 лет назад +1398

    u forgot the one flutist who gets mobbed by people wanting to try and play it

    • @potato-zz1wy
      @potato-zz1wy 3 года назад +90

      That's literally every Instrument if you ever come in contact with a non band kid 😂😂

    • @kaylaccabrera
      @kaylaccabrera 3 года назад +9

      Flautist

    • @at_peace_rhys4975
      @at_peace_rhys4975 3 года назад +15

      Finally some 0ne under stands meeeee

    • @bradiano3764
      @bradiano3764 3 года назад +8

      God bless you man

    • @at_peace_rhys4975
      @at_peace_rhys4975 3 года назад +3

      @@bradiano3764 I'm a women

  • @elmoateme7313
    @elmoateme7313 6 лет назад +156

    "Learn how to use your fingers boyyyy"
    That made me loose it 😂

    • @saba_mn
      @saba_mn 6 лет назад

      Elmo Ate Me loose...

  • @totallynotanemerald1868
    @totallynotanemerald1868 2 года назад +3

    As a middle school band member, I can totally relate. Especially with the trombone lol. happens to me at least three times a month

  • @Hamman5
    @Hamman5 Год назад +2

    That one percussion kid who always hits all the instruments and random stuff around the room even when the teacher screams at him to stop

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople Год назад

      Ik that kid; and he makes me mad everytime he touches the bells

  • @jasonstarrising
    @jasonstarrising 5 лет назад +594

    BRASS AND CLARINET HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR IN OUR SCHOOL

    • @professionalidiot95
      @professionalidiot95 5 лет назад +19

      Is the war still going

    • @tiny--
      @tiny-- 5 лет назад +44

      At my school the brass and woodwinds are at peace....but the war between high brass and low brass continues.....

    • @twilledflano649
      @twilledflano649 4 года назад +8

      Incognito Burrito exaCTY
      (Low brass is best)

    • @kierstyn140
      @kierstyn140 4 года назад +17

      Mine too :P ESPECIALLY THEM TRUMPETS. THEY HAVE BEEN INSULTING US CLARINETS IN FRONT OF THEM >:|

    • @aviana_playz989
      @aviana_playz989 4 года назад +11

      Us clarinets are winning

  • @maddychesley7936
    @maddychesley7936 7 лет назад +888

    THE DRUMS......... HOW DARE THEY DISRESPECT US PERCUSSIONISTS
    lol

    • @damiang6119
      @damiang6119 7 лет назад +3

      Maddy Chesley Well they didn't have any percussionists while filming this

    • @afineegg
      @afineegg 7 лет назад +4

      Maddy Chesley
      damm trumpets, WOODWINDS FOR LIFE

    • @dws115
      @dws115 7 лет назад +13

      Maddy Chesley I know. How dare them forget thy percussionists? No really...... where's "Percussionists be like" ?

    • @maddychesley7936
      @maddychesley7936 7 лет назад +8

      I meant the part when they come in and bang all the drums before class started as well as no percussion (to Nintendo nerd kid 2.0)

    • @ada-eg2rz
      @ada-eg2rz 7 лет назад +6

      im glad they didn't bang the precious gong, i'd have been profoundly annoyed

  • @Monicaerikarita
    @Monicaerikarita Год назад +2

    I taught art for 9 years and somehow was always right next to band. I have never heard a middle school band warm up that…well? I would throw random objects across the hall to my work wife the band director at one school because Jesus.
    But I love you guys. The band kids are my second fam. Theater kids seem to think they’re too good for us.

  • @cyb3r..g0r3
    @cyb3r..g0r3 2 года назад +1

    as a middle school clarinet player i LOVEEE to go up to the french horns and drop pencils down their bell

  • @diceqube6439
    @diceqube6439 2 года назад +316

    Woodwind and brass fighting
    *Saxophone in the corner*
    “I am you, and you, but better.”

  • @95chewey
    @95chewey 6 лет назад +882

    *_LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS, BOY!!!_*

    • @thejohn6912
      @thejohn6912 6 лет назад +12

      My reply to that is that woodwinds have the finger game, but the brasswinds got that mouth game b o i

    • @thebluegaming7706
      @thebluegaming7706 5 лет назад +1

      I dont play in band but that would be me lol

    • @thebluegaming7706
      @thebluegaming7706 5 лет назад +5

      *YOU HAVE THREE BUTTONS*

    • @dagoat2636
      @dagoat2636 5 лет назад +5

      Pug the Wolf remember kids, the brass section is a bunch of loud idiots that make weird noises

    • @ember0045
      @ember0045 5 лет назад +2

      *boi

  • @mengvang5202
    @mengvang5202 6 месяцев назад +1

    As a person who plays in a middle school band I can actually confirm that before class, it’s like a natural disaster is happening, making my eardrums explode every time😊😊😊

  • @Xingyun.
    @Xingyun. Год назад +1

    The director saying "One last time" and the band looking at them knowing damn well, it AINT THE LAST TIME-

  • @ariesp1t
    @ariesp1t 6 лет назад +479

    You don't want to know how many times my lips or teeth got hit on my mouthpiece ..

    • @bs-bd5nf
      @bs-bd5nf 6 лет назад +1

      JustAnAverageItalian OMG yaaasss

    • @spikeopine
      @spikeopine 6 лет назад +9

      Brin&Beyond stop it. Get some help

    • @awasouare519
      @awasouare519 6 лет назад +3

      JustAnAverageItalian Brass people problems

    • @awasouare519
      @awasouare519 6 лет назад +6

      Also happens with flute tho

    • @ariesp1t
      @ariesp1t 6 лет назад +1

      Awa Souare it hurts like a mf

  • @kittycandycrush1652
    @kittycandycrush1652 6 лет назад +133

    Boy you touch the percussion instruments in my band class and we will all collectively scream at you.

    • @father3147
      @father3147 6 лет назад +11

      WATCH ME BEAT YOU WITH MALLETS.

    • @markbugenhagen9391
      @markbugenhagen9391 6 лет назад +1

      Kitty Candy Crush agreed

    • @rebeccalee2155
      @rebeccalee2155 6 лет назад +7

      I've broken a drumstick over someone's head bc they messed with my snare.

    • @mrgoldfish573
      @mrgoldfish573 6 лет назад +3

      Omg the trombones keep messing with my snare drums

    • @sapph____
      @sapph____ 6 лет назад +1

      Whenever a non percussionist touched the drums, all of the percussion people yelled at that person. I played Saxophone and I was a Percussionist in school.

  • @imwithstupid8155
    @imwithstupid8155 Год назад +1

    “Low brass! Play that line again?”
    Entire band: *intense staring at the trombones/tubas*

  • @yodaorcamaster_6358
    @yodaorcamaster_6358 2 года назад +2

    As both a woodwind and brass player I can attest to all of this being accurate in middle school

  • @Tralfazzz
    @Tralfazzz 6 лет назад +377

    The woodwinds vs brass was basically 7th grade band in a nutshell

    • @xflame_wolfx7627
      @xflame_wolfx7627 5 лет назад +1

      Sitirix trust me brass always wins **in the distance hear a car engine being blasted by a trombone**

    • @ironwolfhead0246
      @ironwolfhead0246 5 лет назад

      Yep

    • @mr_organ
      @mr_organ 5 лет назад

      100%

    • @macymccadden8923
      @macymccadden8923 5 лет назад

      100% accurate

    • @nottodaysatan6863
      @nottodaysatan6863 5 лет назад +4

      @@xflame_wolfx7627 Excuuuuuse me but the woodwinds are 100x better than the brass! We make sweet melodic sounds, meanwhile you just have to use foUR FINGERS. Not to mention your embouchure is quite pathetic.

  • @timothymuravez9164
    @timothymuravez9164 6 лет назад +577

    Band Teacher: Flutes, play louder!
    Me and Other flutes: *blows hard and only plays high notes*
    YOU CANT BE LOUD ON FLUTE

    • @mastervince1232
      @mastervince1232 6 лет назад +14

      Timothy Muravez I know right I play and they say louder try to hit that a and play way to high

    • @cathywallington8623
      @cathywallington8623 6 лет назад +9

      With enough practice you can get middle register loud (lower register can go to mezzo forte at best)

    • @sehunsleftnipple8840
      @sehunsleftnipple8840 6 лет назад +10

      Master vince 123 flutes are louder than the trombones in my band 🙃

    • @timothymuravez9164
      @timothymuravez9164 5 лет назад

      nice

    • @skinnyrotisseriechicken180
      @skinnyrotisseriechicken180 5 лет назад +4

      Timothy Muravez I play flute and that is SOOOOO true!!!

  • @ayitsyaboycal4207
    @ayitsyaboycal4207 Год назад +1

    As a percussionist in my middle school band, I can confirm that every time I walk into the band room, there are people on every single percussion instrument ant just slamming them.

  • @mitsuerenn6990
    @mitsuerenn6990 Год назад +1

    *silence*
    "Hey"
    "Yea-" *Magically hits mouthpiece*
    *...*
    *AAAAAA*

  • @spiritreborn8006
    @spiritreborn8006 5 лет назад +1619

    My middle school band be like:
    Flutes: All of them are bad except for one who always goes so extra it's annoying
    Saxophones: literally playing a song with ease while the other kids eyes are popping
    Trumpets: make the most annoying sound ever when they try high notes
    Drums: annoying on purpose.
    OH and the teacher is sarcastic af

    • @noemilemus5571
      @noemilemus5571 5 лет назад +35

      TitanReborn I’m a trumpet and yeah I can agree on that 😂 but we have to blow really hard and get our embouchure just right; perfect. To get the high notes. Lucky for me, I can hit a High C with ease but We do make annoying sounds 😂

    • @mynameiswhat960
      @mynameiswhat960 5 лет назад +2

      This shit try

    • @orangecayman520
      @orangecayman520 5 лет назад +3

      I agree I play trumpet

    • @deanwinchester6260
      @deanwinchester6260 5 лет назад +2

      Any oboes?

    • @Lady_slayer409
      @Lady_slayer409 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

  • @phillipmosier9227
    @phillipmosier9227 5 лет назад +246

    Band director:okay flutes can you play 30 to 44
    Flutes:*toot toot*
    Saxaphones:I didnt even know they played in that part
    Me,a trumpet player:i didnt even know we had flutes in this band

    • @xxx-wy8xi
      @xxx-wy8xi 5 лет назад +2

      That Dimple On Namjoon's Faceu Hey! I’m Getting a Trumpet Today And I’ve Never Played An Instrument Before Do You Know Any Tips To Become a Better Trumpet Player From The Beginning?

    • @phillipmosier9227
      @phillipmosier9227 5 лет назад +1

      @@xxx-wy8xi well i started out as not having a main tuning slide so i could get my buzzing in the mouth peice down
      After that i tried playing and E which is 1st and 2nd valve
      Then i just kept moving along
      But as u play higher notes,ur air will get faster and the hole ur lips make will get smaller
      As you get up to like a C or D on the staff,u wanna point ur air down,but dont move ur head down and dont press the trumoet against ur lips because that can make damage to ur lips.When u play those ntes and higher notes,u wanna think of saying EEEE and thats basically how i got those notes down.
      How ever,when u got lower,u wanna make ur lips more relaxed and air warmer and the hole in ur lips wider.But make sure as u go down that ur volume doesnt change and ur head also doesnt go down.
      After u can play a couple notes,u can try playing scales which are one of the most important things in music and which you will probably play everyday.Or u can try lip slurs which can help u level out ur range.
      And u need to oil ur valves and grease ur 3rd valve slide almost everyday.If u dont,ur valve will get stuck and if u leave it like that for too long,its not cheap to get it fixed lemme tell u that.
      Im not a professional trumpet player,but i do know most things.Hopefully i helped u out.

    • @xxx-wy8xi
      @xxx-wy8xi 5 лет назад

      That Dimple On Namjoon's Faceu Thanks!

    • @ghostofstarman8775
      @ghostofstarman8775 5 лет назад +1

      Another trumpet player here. About played for a month

    • @ClayPlaysTrumpet
      @ClayPlaysTrumpet 5 лет назад

      Nice copy pasta

  • @lyra6782
    @lyra6782 Год назад

    i will forever now be thinking about how this was filmed at my middle school

  • @NekomonYT
    @NekomonYT 2 года назад +2

    I'm currently in Middle School Band.
    This is so damn relatable.

  • @sapphire2113
    @sapphire2113 2 года назад +711

    Going from middle school band to high school band was an absolute trip, the rivalry between woodwinds and brass has seemed to die down a bit though

    • @squiffurthewolf6276
      @squiffurthewolf6276 2 года назад +9

      lel for not me, one time in my band class it was time to do chair tests and the woodwind and brass section was arguing over who had to play first last time and it got I bad that our teacher went back and looked to see who went first last time. it was us brass, lmaoooo there was so much cheering from the brass section. and the whole time the percussion was like lmaoo we always go last. its fun, i love band

    • @klarysatheketchup3238
      @klarysatheketchup3238 2 года назад +14

      my middle school we didn’t have a brass and woodwind rivalry it was just picking on specific people when they messed up sometimes lol . We did have the rivalry with orchestra and choir though

    • @Band0War
      @Band0War 2 года назад +4

      NEVER! Brass are ALL POWERFUL!!!
      buh duh duh buh duh buh buh buh duh buh nuh nuh buh (MetalShop)

    • @Travthememer
      @Travthememer Год назад +3

      for me it's basically alto saxes vs everyone else (last year we had 11... about 8 or 9 too much) of course I was one

    • @sapphire2113
      @sapphire2113 Год назад +6

      @@Travthememer yeah, being in marching band I’ve noticed that similar instruments are often very competitive with eachother. But everyone makes fun of altos (I take part, being a tenor. But honestly I love the way altos sound)

  • @camelcam6008
    @camelcam6008 6 лет назад +433

    The before class starts one is so accurate XD

    • @masterstephen287
      @masterstephen287 6 лет назад +2

      hell yea

    • @kcoston8779
      @kcoston8779 6 лет назад

      Camel Cam are you talking about the jacking around part or the messing with the percussion section part

    • @valerievelez4158
      @valerievelez4158 6 лет назад

      KinglySpud both

    • @kxdakvn1633
      @kxdakvn1633 6 лет назад

      Camel Cam of course it is... it happens in every band... but maybe not professional bands right?

    • @scoutdog0573
      @scoutdog0573 6 лет назад +5

      My band director is very adamant of, if your not percussion don't play there instruments. I'm a trombone by the way

  • @GuestyMidnight
    @GuestyMidnight Год назад

    This is so cofirmed 😭 bro I play a euphonium and I relate to this so much

  • @Reo_Bekah56
    @Reo_Bekah56 8 месяцев назад

    WHY IS THIS SO TRUEEE! I play trumpet and it’s always percussion throwing erasers and Messin around. Hitting the high notes is also relatable 😭 it always wanna slideeee

  • @kholstein64
    @kholstein64 6 лет назад +73

    I remember in middle school everyone called me Squidward because I always used to bite down on my reed to make a high pitch sound when everybody was really loud

    • @rae-ub5kq
      @rae-ub5kq 6 лет назад +6

      Rainyday Lps some ppl call me Squidward just bc I play the clarinet :b

    • @jessicabraud3307
      @jessicabraud3307 6 лет назад +2

      temmie doodle Same

    • @imcorgi1210
      @imcorgi1210 6 лет назад +1

      temmie doodle a bunch of my friends play clarinet so we call our selfs the squidward squad 😂

    • @user-dr9nt1tm5i
      @user-dr9nt1tm5i 6 лет назад +1

      Ikr I used to try and play weird notes and it made people go like OWWWWW

    • @andyskillet
      @andyskillet 6 лет назад

      eyyy!

  • @yourpaladin
    @yourpaladin 7 лет назад +530

    Woodwinds Be Like: BRASS SHUT UP! NO ONE CANT EVEN HEAR US, YOURE SO FREAKIN LOUD!
    Brass Be Like: Hey Woodwind, can I try to play your clarinet?
    Clarinet Player: I guess...
    Brass Player: K, thanks! *blows into clarinet and nothing comes out cause they don't tighten their lips the correct way* Your instrument is broken.
    *Edit: 540 Likes? Wow people, this isn't even that relatable.*

    • @ofunnemordi
      @ofunnemordi 7 лет назад +11

      We have to tighten our lips too

    • @yourpaladin
      @yourpaladin 7 лет назад +1

      Catherine M.
      Well, in a different way.

    • @amaleadavydoff
      @amaleadavydoff 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 that's pretty true

    • @littlehammy4030
      @littlehammy4030 6 лет назад +14

      *the percussionists in the background* WHY WONT YOU STAY IN TIME?!?!

    • @wheezy_mads
      @wheezy_mads 6 лет назад +1

      Frisk Pacifist I let my friend try to play my clarinet, and her put in in his mouth backwards, and split my read.

  • @stellarhex9341
    @stellarhex9341 Год назад

    Bro fire dance is such a fun piece

  • @Gnome_Kat
    @Gnome_Kat 8 месяцев назад

    I've never related to something so much!!😂😂😂 also being a trumpet is the best❤

  • @DuyTran-sh5hu
    @DuyTran-sh5hu 2 года назад +593

    As a member of middle school band and a trombone player, I can confirm that new players always get their slides to fly off to the 4th dimension.

    • @Baylee0
      @Baylee0 2 года назад +6

      Lol I am known as the girl who slide goes flying off

    • @Firewyrk
      @Firewyrk 2 года назад +26

      Behold, the eighth position

    • @DuyTran-sh5hu
      @DuyTran-sh5hu 2 года назад

      😂

    • @mozzarellaconcrete4856
      @mozzarellaconcrete4856 2 года назад +6

      My band's trombones surprisingly haven't done that yet, but most of them have managed to bend their spit keys. The band director is super mad at them for that.

    • @syfer.
      @syfer. 2 года назад +1

      lmaoo

  • @drej2626
    @drej2626 5 лет назад +400

    In my school me and the rest of the trombone section got kicked out of band for blasting the Ali a theme song during a concert

  • @AushAush597
    @AushAush597 Год назад +2

    As a tuba player in band, this is WAY too relatable 😂

  • @glitchedbear452
    @glitchedbear452 Год назад +1

    Me practicing saxophone while watching this: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @_unknown_1519
    @_unknown_1519 5 лет назад +167

    "LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOI!" 😂😂😂

    • @pigtailedsnape
      @pigtailedsnape 2 года назад +4

      violin teachers tryna teach vibrato be like:

  • @adamcooper3006
    @adamcooper3006 6 лет назад +205

    My band be like:
    Saxes: *sits in rest position*
    Percussion: Lets Partyyyy *bangs on drums hard*
    Flute : let's just relax
    Trumpet: *plays as loud as they can*
    Clarinet: *nails the low notes*
    Bells: let's play so fast

    • @jessicabraud3307
      @jessicabraud3307 6 лет назад +6

      Dantdm Fan I'm literally the only clarinet in my class that plays the high notes good. It was so annoying when we had to play the star spangled banner BC I was the only clarinet playing. -_-

    • @annoyingnessbeginswithme5698
      @annoyingnessbeginswithme5698 6 лет назад +4

      Instead for us it's the one dude in the sax group who's blaring haunts us in our sleep
      Then the clarinets are playing all the pretty sweet stuff and **cough** my friend who like playing anime songs on their clarinet **cough**
      The trumpets are the trumpets as usual, blasting let's go blue and boasting how loud they can be
      The flutes are pretty chill
      Then there's me... Playing shooting stars XD

    • @stunkybunks2205
      @stunkybunks2205 6 лет назад

      As a trumpet player, Accolade is the class meme. That's the only reason I play loudly. XD

    • @sehunsleftnipple8840
      @sehunsleftnipple8840 6 лет назад

      Dantdm Fan
      Trombones: Hey Guys! We’re here, too! We exist!

    • @faerydes5127
      @faerydes5127 6 лет назад +5

      My band is like:
      Saxes: They also sit in rest position. 🎷
      Percussion: I’m going to forget what to play so people will notice I’m there. (Me) 🥁
      Flute: Let’s play as loud as we can! or Let’s just forget everything.
      Guitar: Let’s go soooooo slooooowwww. 🎸
      Trumpet: Let’s play memes on our trumpets! (Yes they really do that.)

  • @Mournyie
    @Mournyie 2 года назад

    as a middle school band member i have to say one thing. your absoloutly right

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 2 года назад +1

    Middle school: you don't have anything under an eighth note
    High school: I wish I had anything under an eighth note

  • @jenniferthecloud1475
    @jenniferthecloud1475 2 года назад +299

    There's always a kid with a sticky valve or a chipped reed.
    There's always a saxophone playing a flat instead of a sharp
    There's always a flute tightening their foot joint or adjusting their head joint mid-song
    There's always a clarinet cleaning their instrument all class
    "Sorry guys, my reed is being weird"
    There's always percussionists messing up the tempo
    There's always a trumpet playing the wrong notes (loudly)
    There's always a snare drum doing god knows what
    There's always a trombone that has no clue what position they should be in, drops their slide, or is just generally being an ass (pardon my french)
    There's always a tuba who doesn't know what page they should be on
    "I lost my permission slip, can I bring it tomorrow?" (they won't bring it tomorrow)
    There's always a xylophone asking for new sticks
    There's always that one kid who suddenly needs to go to the bathroom during warm ups (every day)
    There's always that one kid who shows up once every three months (without their instrument)... yet they're always at school...where do they go...?
    "Wait, where are we?"
    There's always a Bari sax who only plays two notes in every song...
    Legend has it they're still counting rests...
    And finally there's always someone who gets a headache and yells at the brass and saxophones for playing too loud.
    ohh...and the horns? yup, forgot em again
    ps. as people reply with new ideas, I've been editing this comment (in case you're confused)

    • @_XENONZZ
      @_XENONZZ Год назад +4

      my clarinet is moldy but i still play it hasnt been cleand sine 2 yrs

    • @somebody9033
      @somebody9033 Год назад +2

      Where's the oboe roast?

    • @jenniferthecloud1475
      @jenniferthecloud1475 Год назад +11

      @@somebody9033 the fact that there isn't one is a roast in itself

    • @gooberius
      @gooberius Год назад +1

      What about us trombonists

    • @w4ffle_cole
      @w4ffle_cole Год назад +3

      i’m in middleschool- as a trumpet player, the trumpet one applies to my class 💀

  • @phantis7064
    @phantis7064 6 лет назад +405

    (Before class)
    Oh HELL No They Did Not Just Touch The Percussion.
    I'm a percussionist and it always ticks me off.

  • @DevesQwen1
    @DevesQwen1 6 месяцев назад +1

    Smashing the drum kit with the gong or any percussion instrument was so fun.

  • @Nic0_ghost_king
    @Nic0_ghost_king Месяц назад +1

    Very real. I cannot stand middle school band. I am a second year player and have learned Clarinet in band but also play flute, trumpet, and drums privately and am losing my mind with how people treat their instruments. Flutes placed on keys, clarinet bells banged on stands and the floor, trumpets placed on the wrong side. We can’t leave our instruments in the band room before school anymore because of mistreatment of instruments that aren’t ours, such as percussion stuff,the piano, and the several thousand dollar harmony director. Students also bring in their non band friends, which is a huge issue because they don’t know how to handle the instruments. This is awful for orchestra because we share a classroom with them and they can’t put their instruments in the classroom before school. I feel sorry for the cellos, basses, other large orchestra, the bass clarinets, tubas, all saxophones(bar our baritone who was a huge part of the issue), and all brass aside from that one trumpeter who has a small and light case.

  • @DonniesBoStaff
    @DonniesBoStaff 6 лет назад +103

    "TRUMPETS! DECRESCENDO!"
    *proceeds to write in crescendo*
    Also I'm in high school now why am I still watching this.

    • @vanellaicecream9821
      @vanellaicecream9821 6 лет назад

      Haidyn W DECRECENDO! ? WHAT IS THIS !? IT'S DIMINUENDO!
      Edit : I can't spell excuse me

  • @siriboss5620
    @siriboss5620 6 лет назад +237

    who let the brass/ woodwinds touch the percussion instruments? WHO DONE IT!?

  • @mxstila6220
    @mxstila6220 Год назад

    Idk why but you made me bust out laughing in the middle of class

  • @Storemotor73
    @Storemotor73 Год назад

    As a member of middle school band, I can say it is exactly like this.

  • @spudsybuds
    @spudsybuds 6 лет назад +157

    So in my band class someone was playing the trombone than they made there slider fly and my friend yelled "That instrument cost more than you!!" Lol

    • @shadowstorm3999
      @shadowstorm3999 6 лет назад +1

      Kayla :3 oh my gosh yes! There was a kid running with a tuba and I yelled "Be careful! It costs more than you!"

    • @sarakenny9688
      @sarakenny9688 6 лет назад

      Kayla :3 haha....sounds like something i would say!

    • @oldiehahah2089
      @oldiehahah2089 6 лет назад

      one time there was a pencil in one of our trombones' sliders and we were all confused like "where did this come from"

  • @vanessagarcia6246
    @vanessagarcia6246 5 лет назад +591

    You forgot the “hurry up low brass you guys are called the low brass not the slow brass”

  • @TannerTheBandKid
    @TannerTheBandKid 7 месяцев назад +1

    Me as a trombonist: do not forget getting pinched my a trombone slide, worst feeling ever.

  • @lonelyjack1062
    @lonelyjack1062 2 года назад

    before the lesson bit is so true, our band, running around, pushing each other on moving chairs, playing notes on our mouthpiece, utter chaos, also chasing each other and throwing balls at each other

    • @Jango_Fett22
      @Jango_Fett22 Год назад

      And the people messing with the percussion instruments and I play snare and other sections keep messing with my snare.