Trevor should anonymously post his confession to Reddit so it can be covered here like a regular story, and then only reveal it at the end with Trevor saying "UPDATE!"
And it would be perfect, because I think people can submit request for the reddit stories. All he’d have to do is says it’s his and they’d most likely put it in 😂
Baby when I tell you people who cheat, or who are knowingly the other person, are dumb af, just know I mean it. The hypocrisy is insane and they don’t even see it
@@believesinmagickThey were probably more in awe that Op got his dumbass together in that one sentence and inserted doubt into all his future relationships
The timing of this confessions video after everyone admitted their biggest lies on TikTok (only for the app to be back less than a day later) is too perfect
Yasss, ex wife is a queen for that. If one sentence was enough to make that man crumble then his relationship with the mistress wasn’t as strong as they thought. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🤷🏽
There was an update to the last story that actually dropped today! OP’s sister was so happy and they even posted a pic of the sister in her dress, it was so sweet ☺️
I’m just at the “found out my husband is sleeping with his ex to prevent her from dating” and WTFFFF. I may have to pause for a breather before going on.
@@nicolehealy7833 relinquishing custody just so she has the kids full time with no time to date is DIABOLICAL on so many levels! That man is actually evil.
angela: i'm so stressed now that i know this show is actually popular angela, five minutes later: have you ever thought about taking your laptop into the bathroom so you could poop on zoom?
tbh Shayne is like the Pikachu of Smosh to me lmaoo. he’s not owner, he’s not the creator, he’s not the CEO, he’s just really popular and recognizable and i love him for that
"but the poor bus" 40:20 Angela, this is what gives me life. Comedians absolutely dominating with literally perfect timing to help everyone acknowledge such a shitty situation with just the best absolute take, perfect delivery and just wow. Y'all are the best!! 💚
Me getting an ad for the movie Companion (a movie about an "adult doll" becoming sentient) IMMEDIATELY after Shayne said "imagine if she just showed back up at his house" was incredible timing
hugeeeeee thank you to angela for calling out that we shouldn’t shame people for not leaving shitty and potentially dangerous situations with a controlling and cruel partner! it’s never as simple as just getting some self respect and leaving when it comes to things like abuse and i’m really glad she called that out.
YES YES YES! I learned my lesson young but it took a total of 6 years & 2 relationships for me to finally learn what to look out for before I get to the point of letting that ever happen again. Hands up to our survivors! 🙋🏽♀️💜
Depends on how many times this has happened, honestly. There's a huge difference between "shaming" and just holding people accountable. People need a rough wake up call sometimes. I know I did. I was being an asshole to myself for staying and hearing it phrased like that is what snapped me out of it. Kiddie gloves doesn't work on everyone, and quite frankly, too many people actively choose to perpetuate harmful cycles just so they don't have to face their own role in what keeps happening to them. You can call that "shaming" if you want. If you don't feel a little shame for not loving yourself enough to take care of yourself, then maybe a little shaming would do you good.
Divine intervention, is that what you seek? To untie aprehensions, that were placed on that greek You are playing with thunder, for a man full of shame But if he's worth the risk of going under... why not make it a game? Convince each of them that he ought to be released, and I'll release him
For the museum story: The god is Taweret, she is a fertility goddess/ safe child birth goddess. It is likely the statue came from a home alter since her and Bes were two of the most home-worshiped gods. So I think the guy will be clear on curses but I would warn him to be careful about birth control because he has been holding onto that thing for decades and is probably super fertile now.
As someone who sleeps like the dead (I've slept through several category five hurricanes, arguments, movies blasting through surround sound, and as a baby my family briefly thought I was deaf) The hair story is terrifying. The idea of something happening while I'm asleep that I know I won't wake up to is horrific, and is honestly one of my biggest fears. On top of that, the event being orchestrated by the person who'd been sleeping next to me every night?! I think I would end up with even more sleep issues than I already have.
As a fellow dead sleeper, I fell asleep resting against a speaker at a music festival, I slept through a police raid on my house where my sister upon seeing unknown people in her room woke up screaming. I remember coming down to breakfast and the atmosphere was so tense I asked my sister what's up whys mum and dad angry and why is no one speaking and she was like are you joking? I was not and she said our brother was arrested last night and the police raided our house looking for evidence and I was shocked because I said really huh I must've slept through that. So I feel justified in dead sleeper credentials. However when it comes to anxiety and worrying I just feel whatever is gonna happen will happen and I'll deal with it when it happens. So I can say I struggle to understand people who worry about weird and random scenarios happening but I do acknowledge that anxiety is a real thing but that I'm either lucky or cursed not to have it. Lucky because I don't have to deal with the stress of it and cursed because I have done some extremely stupid things because I'm never really fearful or concerned about the outcome. I've fractured too many bones and lost my spleen but I'm not dead and if one of my misadventures leads to my death no one will say I didn't live a full life and I have told friends and family so many stories of my life that I know I maybe missed but will not be forgotten. You only get one life why waste it worrying on random things that might not even happen.
Just wanted to comment on the museum story as a conservator/restorer! It’s unfortunately so true that most museums have many smaller artefacts with little provenance that are considered “low significance”. My museum runs object handling sessions with kids using objects that we don’t know much about, as it can be a great way to teach about history in a tangible way. In my opinion it’s better that these objects are handled and possibly damaged/lost rather than stay in storage indefinitely, though the museum is definitely at fault for letting young kids handle ancient objects and not supervising them closely enough to notice one missing!!
I once had a roommate with a best friend and they both spoke Armenian. I remember them talking to each other in English, then switching to Armenian, then laughing. Behind you back to your face indeed. 🙄
It's extremely funny to me how they all looked sleepy as heck at the beginning of the episode and then you watch them as they are getting their energy back
@@lifewuzonceezrwhy are you weirdos so like.... Parasocial? It's so creepy. He's not your friend? Why are you trying to talk to him like that or comment on his appearance? Please get help lol
Daughter of divorced parents here. When I was on vacation with my dad, I told him that my mom’s new husband had also taken me to the same park he brought me to. I don’t know why, but his tone changed when I mentioned it, like he didn’t like the fact that my mom had a new partner. Even teenage me was thinking, 'Aren’t you divorced already? Why are you mad that my mom has a new husband?' Keep in mind, my dad had two other wives, one of whom was his mistress while he was still married to my mom. Some ex-husbands really act like they still have ownership over their ex smh
My current partners ex wife wouldn't let me stay at his house or date him even though she was in a relationship before he was. It was insane to us that she was allowed to be public with her boyfriend but would condemn us for doing the same things she did. Control is such a weird thing.
as an adult i would go to the museum , ask to speak to a curator of that department. and then say "hey . so as a kid i took this. i was 7. i put it in a time capsule and then completely forgot about it. this year i opened the capsule and realized i clearly need to give this back. oops. my bad, sorry." but 100% go to egypt give it back
That first story could have absolutely been a LinkedIn post and i wouldn't have known. "I shat my pants during a job interview and got the job. That's what it means to be determined in the current job market."
Please don’t ever stop doing these. I had a complete mental breakdown last night. Missing my grandparents where I was just sitting in the floor, sobbing uncontrollably. I’ve been having some health issues and I’m not getting support from friends or family and the only people who would’ve supported me if they were here where my grandparents. And today was a very depressing day and I was just not wanting to deal with the world at all today. But I watched this, and I laughed for the first time all day today. Thank you so much for this.
The mother in law cutting OPs hair simply because she had LUNCH with someone is absolutely wild. Like in what world does going to lunch = dating/affair??? And the husband immediately helping his mother do it??? Girlie, RUN!!
I’d love to see an “update” episode where you guys go back to old stories that you’ve read in previous episodes and read any updates they have. I remember a lot of stories were left on “cliffhangers” and would love to know what ended up happening in some of them.
Yes, please!!!! So many have requested this and they did an “Update” episode, but it wasn’t their former stories throughout it. It was just stories WITH Updates.
@@FrancisR420I wouldn’t say read the entire original story, but maybe just recap it? They could even be like “if you don’t remember this story, it’s in Smosh reddit episode whatever” to give viewers the chance to go back and look for it if they don’t remember
@@dimilton3166 Yeah, they did one with best of reddit updates, but that's it. Hopefully they read our comments and do an update check on previous stories
Story 2: I feel like the context that he *also* says loving things is super important! I was super uncomfortable with the idea that he was misleading her and mocking her - especially since I'm French and I can just imagine the kind of guy who would act like this - but with that context, it seems more so like... he might be running out of inspiration and saying whatever's going through his mind to keep the talk going, lol.
Yeah I was getting less of the impression that he was mocking her and more that he was just rambling in French to keep her interested while also desperately trying not to finish too soon. Essentially the same as reciting baseball statistics in his head.
It definitely read like "This guy is just complaining about her to her, pretending its dirty talk, and she knows but is fine with it" until that edit. Im glad they mentioned it
I’m so happy for O.P. For speaking her piece after getting divorced. On the one hand, people can be too focused on “closure” after a relationship ends. But on the other, if you don’t say what you need to say, that can end up causing problems for you that could have just been fixed by taking a couple of minutes to say whatever you’re holding on to. A decade ago, I was being cheated on by my boyfriend. I knew the entire time and gave him many opportunities to admit to it but he never did. When I finally dumped him, I was so focused on taking the high road that I never said what I needed to about what happened. It ended up backfiring on me since I didn’t give myself the moment to express how I felt. She absolutely did the right thing.
The amount of women who experience like abuse then say “I’m conflicted” is so fucking sad like LEAVE HIM GIRL YOU DESERVE SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER!!!!! I know everyone has their reasons for not leaving, so I didn’t judge them at all, it just breaks my heart that so many people get caught up in cycles of abuse like this!
Angela's confession is so right. I only WATCH Smosh. I too forget that stuff like reddit stories and smosh mouth are podcasts too. Idk what it is, but I have to watch all podcasts, not just smosh
Same! Honestly, I wonder how many people listen to reddit stories without knowing they are comedians. I feel like that might be a harsh confusion at times?
Yeah obv I knew smosh growing up, but when it was bought and Anthony left I kinda stopped watching. I loved listening to reddit stories while cleaning (for my job) and only after a few months I realised Smosh reddit was THE smosh. Ever since I've watching/listening to all different smosh channels
@@ChefSarah4104When an episode is new, I always watch the video and then later on I do the podcast. Once i’ve committed all the jokes and facial expressions to memory, of course lol
That first story reminded me of how my uncle speaks to the family pug. He'll say 'who's an ugly monkey?' in the same tone most people would ask a dog 'who's a good girl/boy?' and this pug gets so happy at the attention 😂
The hair story is honestly one of my biggest fears ever. How you can be with someone for such a long time and trust them so much, and they will just violate you and ruin something important to you over something they believe in, despite it never being proven is just psychotic to me! I’m really sorry fir the OP, but I’m happy they’re moving on while also holding her abusers accountable
Don't worry, the story is fake. Literally 5 minutes after the first post that same account posted an AITA thread claiming to be an 18 year old woman with a boyfriend (not husband).
When I was a child I was at my cottage with all of my cousins and aunts and uncles and while I was sleeping someone cut a piece of my hair to about an inch long. Still don't know who did it
“me after the holiday party-“ and the immediate regret absolutely killed me. angela and trevor are a S tier duo. each of them takes turn being the “straight man” and the “funny one”
25:36 someone commented "When I was in 10th grade a state trooper came to our class to give us the "drug talk." He passed around two joints so we could look at them and smell them, presumably so we would be able to recognize weed. It would be a funny story if only one of the joints came back to the front of the class. Not what happened. Three came back. He was not pleased, and we got to sit there for an hour while he and the principal demanded that we rat out the culprit. Nope!"
@@chunken117seriously. It sounds like the “drug talk” worked and a kid felt guilty for having a joint on him and gave it up. They should praise them for it instead of looking for someone to punish.
In an ideal world, when OP pressed charges against the insane MIL, she would have been able to say "Maybe now *you'll* think twice before humiliating your son and yourself" to MIL's face.
A Reddit theme I would like is “Exposed” and the stories are where someone/the other person finds it and tells the other side of the stories. Maybe it could also be the ones where a redditor does research and finds the real news story but that may be going too far
Just... not the one where a man asks for relationship advice about his wife having an affair, and culminates in her killing their children and reddit absolutely thought it was fake until they found the articles. Most heartbreaking "update posts" ever.
angela pointing out you can have self esteem but also be a target for a predator as well, be stuck, be lied to. yes its less likely, but predators hunt and are good at it.
The divorce story is maddening because this guys new girlfriend, text his ex wife and said she ruined their relationship when she literally ended their marriage
1st story - a coworker of mine threw up during an interview for a higher position - right in front of the guy interviewing her. He grabbed a garbage can for her - she got the job.
0:55 Trevor reminded me of my daughter. I’m 60 and have been watching your Reddit stories for the past year or so. My daughter (23) caught me recently and yelled, “OMG MOM… You’re watching SMOSH!!?!”
Shayne worried about Egyptian curses. The figure they stole when they were 7 years old was probably of Tawaret, a goddess of protection and motherhood. She's not gonna curse a kid.
I say this on every reddit video that involves the topic of abuse but yalls takes on them are more important than you probably think. You say things it took me years after surviving abuse to understand and consider and I just know if someone is in similar situations hearing these stories your opinions will help them. Its genuinely a breath of fresh air hearing such validating and empathetic opinions towards victims as opposed to the average blaming and shaming we've experienced for decades.
33:50 Angelas analogy of comparing ancient ceramics with coffee mugs as our future artefacts is so genius. Its so true because there are some types of ancient ceramics that we have an ungodly amount of. Its like future archeoligists finding a million basic ass ikea coffee mugs, at some point you just have seen it all
As a museum employee, 1. They probably got the artifact through dubious means. 2. Why the hell would you allow seven year olds handle original artifacts? Educational collections that I've worked with are repos. 3. The hippo headed goddess is a goddess of fertility and children. So she'd probably not curse the kid. 4. Every object in a museum was once someone's personal belonging. That pretty plate on display was someone’s fancy plate they only brought out for special occasions. The excellent example of glasswork? Someone’s hard work, sweat, and tears went into it. Humans connect through material culture across thousands of years and across the globe. This is why connecting to lineal descendants and descendant communities is so important and should be the basis of telling the stories of these belongings properly.
I really need these to be longer 😭 Whenever Shayne says “last one” my heart breaks a bit 💔 I appreciate all the hard work from the crew scouring the hellscape for the stories though!!!
There is a French word for Nutella, well chocolate spread but still, it’s pâte à tartiner, literally translated: sandwich paste. So yes, he can talk about her eating all the nutella without her finding out
42:53 “whoa it’s cool to hold this” followed by trevor getting on the floor to recreate the shape of the doll, angela freaking out “the doll has socks on!”, and shayne just nodding his head like “yup, welcome to reddit stories”
And he ruined her ability to fully trust anyone she meets in her future when he chose to betray her and cheat on her. Karma's a bitch and he deserved what came to him.
I'm amazed at your comment and everyone who upvoted this. He did this to himself? He cheated! He wanted a divorce. He is all in fault and is fragile as hell as he still thinks of his ex-wife when he's with his mistress now. Nothing redeemable about him. He ruined HER ability to trust again as HE CHEATED.
1. Angela getting excited to hold THE ipad 2. Trevor getting into the dolls position 3. Angela noticing the dolls socks I died laughing at the combination 😂
I have to agree with Trevor, a lot of the Reddit Stories are about just sad/bad/crazy people (a lot of AITA). I think it is time for another wholesome episode. Make us all cry out of happiness.
16:40 hearing this saddens me, she knew what was coming, she experienced the slow distancing of her husband, and she still waited for him, but in her heart she knew something has changed
31:00 honestly why doesn't he just return it to the museum and say "hey, I took this when I was a dumb seven year old kid and was scared to return it. I recently remembered that I have it and wanted to return it."
15:46 Angela is so real for that. Talking about sex with friends can be hit or miss but with friends that are ALSO coworkers that you spend all day with… hard no.
@@lifewuzonceezr i was in the middle of an intense cleaning session that had me stop everything to replay so i could see the OUTLANDISH insane scene left for the wolves and poor soccer moms to find. it was worse than i imagined LMAO
The second story reminded me of that meme about how silly the Dutch language is and the fact that "spank me daddy" in Dutch is "geef me een klap papa" 😭😭
I'm Norwegian and I found the story in the newspaper. I redacted the name of the woman who found it. This is a translated snippet: "- It looked like a young person had been tied up and laid in the ditch. It was quite a sight in the early morning, says (the woman who found it) . She describes the sight that met her and several other motorists in Indre Østfold on Sunday morning as strange and unpleasant. She says that she was so stressed by the sight that she turned around and drove back to see what it was. - I had watched crime series the night before, so I went straight into that mode, she says. Two other cars stopped with her and walked over to what they first thought was a person. - That's when I saw it was a doll without a head. Legs and arms were in the air, and only socks were on. It looked like the head had been cut off. It was uncomfortable, she says."
@@ToastyCas YT puts regular times in as time codes sometimes, pretty sure they meant it’s 10:01AM PST - the upload time of this video was one minute past the hour
im with Angela on not knowing that this was a successful podcast. like i know it's pretty popular on RUclips because it's how i got into Smosh in the first place. but i didn't KNOW know 😭
Not only that but notice how hoarse they all are (compared to normal) id say this was possibly shot while the LA air quality was worsening due to the fires OR after an illness kinda ran through the cast like they tend to do in in-person work places. Dont know exactly how long they take between filming, editing, and posting
That second story reminds me of a similar tumblr post where OP’s partner was dirty talking in Italian, but she recognized the word tomato so she asked him what exactly he was saying. And he sheepishly admitted that he was listing off ingredients for either a sandwich or pasta dish (I don’t recall it entirely). It’s so fucking funny.
37:18 my father did this to both my mom and his side chick for ten years. Manipulated them both, tried to get people to think my mom was truly insane and locked up because of the whole scenario. He did end up with karma and his side piece finally left him after he left my mom after 40 years. He’s now miserable and they’re both better off. (And I’m much better off having not seen or spoken to him since I moved out ten years ago. ✌🏻)
Museum story: museums are usually pretty shitty about how they got stuff to begin with. Keep the artifact. Pass it down to your grandkids with a letter. Secret family heirloom.
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Trevor should anonymously post his confession to Reddit so it can be covered here like a regular story, and then only reveal it at the end with Trevor saying "UPDATE!"
Haha that'd be good 😂
And it would be perfect, because I think people can submit request for the reddit stories. All he’d have to do is says it’s his and they’d most likely put it in 😂
@furryboiheue7471 omg that's perfect! Keep the likes coming people!
Omg I'm going to be devastated if they don't do this now
YES!!
Blaming the ex wife for ruining your proposal after you took part in ruining her 17 year marriage is WILD.
THANK YOU!!! I was surprised none of the Smosh people made that connection.
Baby when I tell you people who cheat, or who are knowingly the other person, are dumb af, just know I mean it. The hypocrisy is insane and they don’t even see it
RIGHT. Like lil miss maam take several steps back
@@myliza700 but but but her proposal 😂😂
@@believesinmagickThey were probably more in awe that Op got his dumbass together in that one sentence and inserted doubt into all his future relationships
The timing of this confessions video after everyone admitted their biggest lies on TikTok (only for the app to be back less than a day later) is too perfect
So freaking true 😂 (also Athenaaaa my butt loving queen!)
Ikr
It is!!! Also hi Athena!!
Omg Athena's here!
Omg Athenaaaa
Yasss, ex wife is a queen for that. If one sentence was enough to make that man crumble then his relationship with the mistress wasn’t as strong as they thought. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🤷🏽
amen!
Mistress ruins her relationship, now she ruins mistress's :D
Srsly when she said he cried I was like GOOD 😂
The nerve of the mistress though! "You ruined my proposal!" bish you ruined her marriage!!
that man will never live his life the same after loosing that absolute queen.
There was an update to the last story that actually dropped today! OP’s sister was so happy and they even posted a pic of the sister in her dress, it was so sweet ☺️
Thank you how amazing
This episode bounces between "what a funny story," and "this is a full-blown horror movie" and back again.
Its a rollercoaster stg
I’m just at the “found out my husband is sleeping with his ex to prevent her from dating” and WTFFFF. I may have to pause for a breather before going on.
@@nicolehealy7833 relinquishing custody just so she has the kids full time with no time to date is DIABOLICAL on so many levels! That man is actually evil.
@@pollyinthesky2957 I'm so glad she pressed charges!
I’m surprised Shayne didn’t say how the MIL story was like an A24 horror film
angela: i'm so stressed now that i know this show is actually popular
angela, five minutes later: have you ever thought about taking your laptop into the bathroom so you could poop on zoom?
She even said to cut it and they didn’t 😂😂😂
what does it say about me that my immediate response was “yes 100% I have”
I mean if the camera is off and you're muted, and it's a big meeting and you don't want to leave and need to poo, sure it's fine lol.
Angela lets her intrusive thoughts run free, and good for her.
No because I have had that thought!!!!
tbh Shayne is like the Pikachu of Smosh to me lmaoo. he’s not owner, he’s not the creator, he’s not the CEO, he’s just really popular and recognizable and i love him for that
Haha 😄
I thought you were about to say "he's small yellow and shocks people"
@@foolbio5471 that too
Perfect analogy 😂
He is the face of Smosh😂
"but the poor bus" 40:20 Angela, this is what gives me life. Comedians absolutely dominating with literally perfect timing to help everyone acknowledge such a shitty situation with just the best absolute take, perfect delivery and just wow. Y'all are the best!! 💚
Me getting an ad for the movie Companion (a movie about an "adult doll" becoming sentient) IMMEDIATELY after Shayne said "imagine if she just showed back up at his house" was incredible timing
@@shiracortez wow lol 😆 😂
Also sounds like the plot of Humans the TV show lol!
Lmaooo I just made a comment about that
I think I watched that movie. With Megan fox?
hugeeeeee thank you to angela for calling out that we shouldn’t shame people for not leaving shitty and potentially dangerous situations with a controlling and cruel partner! it’s never as simple as just getting some self respect and leaving when it comes to things like abuse and i’m really glad she called that out.
And when she brought up the guy talking shit in French was being weird asf. I needed them to actually talk about it 😭
YES YES YES! I learned my lesson young but it took a total of 6 years & 2 relationships for me to finally learn what to look out for before I get to the point of letting that ever happen again. Hands up to our survivors! 🙋🏽♀️💜
Depends on how many times this has happened, honestly. There's a huge difference between "shaming" and just holding people accountable. People need a rough wake up call sometimes. I know I did. I was being an asshole to myself for staying and hearing it phrased like that is what snapped me out of it. Kiddie gloves doesn't work on everyone, and quite frankly, too many people actively choose to perpetuate harmful cycles just so they don't have to face their own role in what keeps happening to them. You can call that "shaming" if you want. If you don't feel a little shame for not loving yourself enough to take care of yourself, then maybe a little shaming would do you good.
If it was easy to get out of an abusive situation, no one would ever stay
@@levischorpioenoof you do not sound like a nice person
Taweret is the Egyptian god that protects children. This was not theft, it was divine intervention.
I'm atheist.
But fuck it, I believe and it's fucking cool. He should keep it or return it to Egypt to a random Egyptian family.
I came here to say this, and happy to find someone else got here before me.
woahhh
Divine intervention, is that what you seek?
To untie aprehensions, that were placed on that greek
You are playing with thunder, for a man full of shame
But if he's worth the risk of going under... why not make it a game?
Convince each of them that he ought to be released, and I'll release him
The relic one sounds like a Pharoah High episode
For the museum story: The god is Taweret, she is a fertility goddess/ safe child birth goddess. It is likely the statue came from a home alter since her and Bes were two of the most home-worshiped gods. So I think the guy will be clear on curses but I would warn him to be careful about birth control because he has been holding onto that thing for decades and is probably super fertile now.
Balls the size of softball’s
oh hell yeah
I knew it was Tarawet when they described it because I read Riordans Kane Chronicles lol
@NorwegianGirlie23I knew because of Moon Knight 😅
Trevor also correctly called out Moon Knight! Tawaret was in the Disney+ series and bonded with Layla to turn her into the Scarlet Scarab.
As someone who sleeps like the dead (I've slept through several category five hurricanes, arguments, movies blasting through surround sound, and as a baby my family briefly thought I was deaf) The hair story is terrifying. The idea of something happening while I'm asleep that I know I won't wake up to is horrific, and is honestly one of my biggest fears. On top of that, the event being orchestrated by the person who'd been sleeping next to me every night?! I think I would end up with even more sleep issues than I already have.
As a fellow dead sleeper, I fell asleep resting against a speaker at a music festival, I slept through a police raid on my house where my sister upon seeing unknown people in her room woke up screaming. I remember coming down to breakfast and the atmosphere was so tense I asked my sister what's up whys mum and dad angry and why is no one speaking and she was like are you joking? I was not and she said our brother was arrested last night and the police raided our house looking for evidence and I was shocked because I said really huh I must've slept through that. So I feel justified in dead sleeper credentials.
However when it comes to anxiety and worrying I just feel whatever is gonna happen will happen and I'll deal with it when it happens. So I can say I struggle to understand people who worry about weird and random scenarios happening but I do acknowledge that anxiety is a real thing but that I'm either lucky or cursed not to have it. Lucky because I don't have to deal with the stress of it and cursed because I have done some extremely stupid things because I'm never really fearful or concerned about the outcome. I've fractured too many bones and lost my spleen but I'm not dead and if one of my misadventures leads to my death no one will say I didn't live a full life and I have told friends and family so many stories of my life that I know I maybe missed but will not be forgotten. You only get one life why waste it worrying on random things that might not even happen.
Just wanted to comment on the museum story as a conservator/restorer! It’s unfortunately so true that most museums have many smaller artefacts with little provenance that are considered “low significance”. My museum runs object handling sessions with kids using objects that we don’t know much about, as it can be a great way to teach about history in a tangible way. In my opinion it’s better that these objects are handled and possibly damaged/lost rather than stay in storage indefinitely, though the museum is definitely at fault for letting young kids handle ancient objects and not supervising them closely enough to notice one missing!!
"behind her back to her face" is a crazy line.
yet understood completely lmso
I once had a roommate with a best friend and they both spoke Armenian. I remember them talking to each other in English, then switching to Armenian, then laughing.
Behind you back to your face indeed. 🙄
It's extremely funny to me how they all looked sleepy as heck at the beginning of the episode and then you watch them as they are getting their energy back
I said oh Shane are you getting sick?
I think Shayne mighta blazed one
Maybe they filmed this one first thing in the morning.
They're all sick.
@@lifewuzonceezrwhy are you weirdos so like.... Parasocial? It's so creepy. He's not your friend? Why are you trying to talk to him like that or comment on his appearance? Please get help lol
Daughter of divorced parents here. When I was on vacation with my dad, I told him that my mom’s new husband had also taken me to the same park he brought me to. I don’t know why, but his tone changed when I mentioned it, like he didn’t like the fact that my mom had a new partner. Even teenage me was thinking, 'Aren’t you divorced already? Why are you mad that my mom has a new husband?'
Keep in mind, my dad had two other wives, one of whom was his mistress while he was still married to my mom. Some ex-husbands really act like they still have ownership over their ex smh
gross...
My current partners ex wife wouldn't let me stay at his house or date him even though she was in a relationship before he was. It was insane to us that she was allowed to be public with her boyfriend but would condemn us for doing the same things she did. Control is such a weird thing.
You hit the nail on the head
That’s…. Sinister
idk how overstepping this is but i hope he's stayed away from you your mom and ur step dad
32:08 "That's actually the plot of Yu-Gi-Oh!" Omg thank you Shayne that was exactly what I thought as he was reading it lol 😆
as an adult i would go to the museum , ask to speak to a curator of that department. and then say "hey . so as a kid i took this. i was 7. i put it in a time capsule and then completely forgot about it. this year i opened the capsule and realized i clearly need to give this back. oops. my bad, sorry."
but 100% go to egypt give it back
That first story could have absolutely been a LinkedIn post and i wouldn't have known. "I shat my pants during a job interview and got the job. That's what it means to be determined in the current job market."
here’s what shitting my pants during a job interview taught me about B2B enterprise sales
Cackling at this
Some of those hustle culture bros would absolutely spin it like that
lol so accurate
What do you want to bet it was the first update after the employment change?
14:10 Can you imagine they’re in the middle of sex and she speaks to him fluently. The shock on his face would be priceless.
That was my first thought as well
LMFAOOOOO
“your cold feet always brush against me”
“do you want me to put my heels on and wake you up instead?”
"but I love the bread spread!" 😂
and he just cvms immediately
The "I stole from a museum" story should be reworked into a Pharoah High episode obviously
Great idea LMAO😂
PLEASE
Please don’t ever stop doing these. I had a complete mental breakdown last night. Missing my grandparents where I was just sitting in the floor, sobbing uncontrollably. I’ve been having some health issues and I’m not getting support from friends or family and the only people who would’ve supported me if they were here where my grandparents. And today was a very depressing day and I was just not wanting to deal with the world at all today. But I watched this, and I laughed for the first time all day today. Thank you so much for this.
Having a shitty time too, so glad this ep came up. Keep taking care of yourself ❤
I can't imagine watching this solely as a podcast cause their expressions and physical humor really makes some stories even funnier
The mother in law cutting OPs hair simply because she had LUNCH with someone is absolutely wild. Like in what world does going to lunch = dating/affair??? And the husband immediately helping his mother do it??? Girlie, RUN!!
That is Henry VII levels of insane
She should have pressed multiple charges against that woman
I found the original post and thankfully it was confirmed to be fake!
@@Jessie_Rose1977 ???? source??
I’d love to see an “update” episode where you guys go back to old stories that you’ve read in previous episodes and read any updates they have. I remember a lot of stories were left on “cliffhangers” and would love to know what ended up happening in some of them.
Yes, please!!!! So many have requested this and they did an “Update” episode, but it wasn’t their former stories throughout it. It was just stories WITH Updates.
I like the idea but do you think they should read the entire first story again or just the update and expect people to know?
that would be awesome omg
@@FrancisR420I wouldn’t say read the entire original story, but maybe just recap it? They could even be like “if you don’t remember this story, it’s in Smosh reddit episode whatever” to give viewers the chance to go back and look for it if they don’t remember
@@dimilton3166 Yeah, they did one with best of reddit updates, but that's it. Hopefully they read our comments and do an update check on previous stories
Story 2: I feel like the context that he *also* says loving things is super important! I was super uncomfortable with the idea that he was misleading her and mocking her - especially since I'm French and I can just imagine the kind of guy who would act like this - but with that context, it seems more so like... he might be running out of inspiration and saying whatever's going through his mind to keep the talk going, lol.
Definitely wish that was included.
And no one is mentioning the fact that he’s calling her a monkey.
Yeah I was getting less of the impression that he was mocking her and more that he was just rambling in French to keep her interested while also desperately trying not to finish too soon. Essentially the same as reciting baseball statistics in his head.
It definitely read like "This guy is just complaining about her to her, pretending its dirty talk, and she knows but is fine with it" until that edit. Im glad they mentioned it
@@clumsyninja925 it was 12:13
I’m so happy for O.P. For speaking her piece after getting divorced. On the one hand, people can be too focused on “closure” after a relationship ends. But on the other, if you don’t say what you need to say, that can end up causing problems for you that could have just been fixed by taking a couple of minutes to say whatever you’re holding on to.
A decade ago, I was being cheated on by my boyfriend. I knew the entire time and gave him many opportunities to admit to it but he never did. When I finally dumped him, I was so focused on taking the high road that I never said what I needed to about what happened. It ended up backfiring on me since I didn’t give myself the moment to express how I felt. She absolutely did the right thing.
The amount of women who experience like abuse then say “I’m conflicted” is so fucking sad like LEAVE HIM GIRL YOU DESERVE SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER!!!!! I know everyone has their reasons for not leaving, so I didn’t judge them at all, it just breaks my heart that so many people get caught up in cycles of abuse like this!
It's the kind of day where I'm just refreshing youtube waiting for reddit stories.
Same lol
me toooo
Sameee
Same
Same
Angela's confession is so right. I only WATCH Smosh. I too forget that stuff like reddit stories and smosh mouth are podcasts too. Idk what it is, but I have to watch all podcasts, not just smosh
I'm the same. I like the facial expressions and the camaraderie between guests. It also feels more like a "hangout with friends."
I struggle with audio podcasts too. I can do audiobooks, but not the riffing of podcasts. The visual, even in the background, helps keep me focused.
Same! Honestly, I wonder how many people listen to reddit stories without knowing they are comedians. I feel like that might be a harsh confusion at times?
Yeah obv I knew smosh growing up, but when it was bought and Anthony left I kinda stopped watching. I loved listening to reddit stories while cleaning (for my job) and only after a few months I realised Smosh reddit was THE smosh. Ever since I've watching/listening to all different smosh channels
@@ChefSarah4104When an episode is new, I always watch the video and then later on I do the podcast. Once i’ve committed all the jokes and facial expressions to memory, of course lol
i cannot imagine having a whole convo with yourself in a different language while literally being inside someone
That first story reminded me of how my uncle speaks to the family pug. He'll say 'who's an ugly monkey?' in the same tone most people would ask a dog 'who's a good girl/boy?' and this pug gets so happy at the attention 😂
The Egyptian one...dude better look over his shoulder for Brenden Fraser as Rick O'Connor running after him!! 🤣
The hair story is honestly one of my biggest fears ever. How you can be with someone for such a long time and trust them so much, and they will just violate you and ruin something important to you over something they believe in, despite it never being proven is just psychotic to me! I’m really sorry fir the OP, but I’m happy they’re moving on while also holding her abusers accountable
Don't worry, the story is fake. Literally 5 minutes after the first post that same account posted an AITA thread claiming to be an 18 year old woman with a boyfriend (not husband).
When I was a child I was at my cottage with all of my cousins and aunts and uncles and while I was sleeping someone cut a piece of my hair to about an inch long. Still don't know who did it
@@MaybeAnnatar that doesn't surprise me. Especially since the haircut thing is literally a plotline from I Know What You Did Last Summer lol
“me after the holiday party-“ and the immediate regret absolutely killed me. angela and trevor are a S tier duo. each of them takes turn being the “straight man” and the “funny one”
25:36 someone commented "When I was in 10th grade a state trooper came to our class to give us the "drug talk." He passed around two joints so we could look at them and smell them, presumably so we would be able to recognize weed. It would be a funny story if only one of the joints came back to the front of the class. Not what happened. Three came back. He was not pleased, and we got to sit there for an hour while he and the principal demanded that we rat out the culprit. Nope!"
Imagine punishing the person that was giving it up. Sends a great message.
@@chunken117seriously. That's so dumb 😂
@@chunken117seriously. It sounds like the “drug talk” worked and a kid felt guilty for having a joint on him and gave it up. They should praise them for it instead of looking for someone to punish.
It's sad that some people would rather punish someone who did something "bad" rather than allow/help them to be better.
In an ideal world, when OP pressed charges against the insane MIL, she would have been able to say "Maybe now *you'll* think twice before humiliating your son and yourself" to MIL's face.
Shayne was spot on when he acknowledged how the mom is a danger to herself as well as others.
A Reddit theme I would like is “Exposed” and the stories are where someone/the other person finds it and tells the other side of the stories. Maybe it could also be the ones where a redditor does research and finds the real news story but that may be going too far
I really hope they see this because that would be super entertaining!!
Just... not the one where a man asks for relationship advice about his wife having an affair, and culminates in her killing their children and reddit absolutely thought it was fake until they found the articles. Most heartbreaking "update posts" ever.
@@Kadi_Fedorukdoes anyone have a link to this story because oh my god
@Kadi_Fedoruk wow that is absolutely heartbreaking 💔 😢
angela pointing out you can have self esteem but also be a target for a predator as well, be stuck, be lied to. yes its less likely, but predators hunt and are good at it.
The divorce story is maddening because this guys new girlfriend, text his ex wife and said she ruined their relationship when she literally ended their marriage
Right?!
Exactly!
Yeah also, blame the guy??? He’s the one who decided he can’t trust you
It's always the homewreckers who act like this.
I know, she’s got some nerve😂
Angela has the greatest out of the blue sayings which kill. When she’s on the video you know something special will happen.
Taweret, the Hippo Goddess depicted in the figurine, actually did show up in the Moon Knight show so y'all mentioning Moon Knight is perfect
1st story - a coworker of mine threw up during an interview for a higher position - right in front of the guy interviewing her. He grabbed a garbage can for her - she got the job.
I respect a manager who can look past a momentary uncomfortable situation and look at qualifications.
0:55 Trevor reminded me of my daughter. I’m 60 and have been watching your Reddit stories for the past year or so. My daughter (23) caught me recently and yelled, “OMG MOM… You’re watching SMOSH!!?!”
She might have posted about this on the subreddit lol
@ Hahaha 😂. I wouldn’t even know-I’m not on Reddit. I’m don’t even know if she is. That would be hilarious if she did.
It's okay, I'm 52 and I love Smosh ❤️ I watch them daily!
Shoutout to all 40 and above fans of SMOSH ❤
@@lolopie3333don’t out the reddit account to her mom!!
Shayne worried about Egyptian curses. The figure they stole when they were 7 years old was probably of Tawaret, a goddess of protection and motherhood. She's not gonna curse a kid.
but now he's 31....
I can imagine an exasperated mother shaking her head at him half his life lmao 😊
I was just going to write that except that I think it's Hathor not Tawaret - because he said cow head not hippopotamus -
@@dinahisham1358no he said hippo
@@dinahisham1358 25:57 What are you talking about? He literally says “hippo head.”
I say this on every reddit video that involves the topic of abuse but yalls takes on them are more important than you probably think. You say things it took me years after surviving abuse to understand and consider and I just know if someone is in similar situations hearing these stories your opinions will help them. Its genuinely a breath of fresh air hearing such validating and empathetic opinions towards victims as opposed to the average blaming and shaming we've experienced for decades.
I LOVE the attention they give the doll story. From Angela’s “woah, it’s cool to hold this” to Trevor’s recreation of the pose 😂
28:45 as an Egyptian, I really appreciate what Shayne said here 👏 massive respect to this man 🫡
But seriously!! The first thing I shouted: Send it home!
His comment reminded me of when I went to the British museum and kept thinking “I feel like they should give these back”
@@KingOfGaymes the only thing that isn’t in the British Museum are the Pyramids because they were too heavy for them to take it 💀😂
@@khaledelhouity3911what’s so crazy is the British museum keeps losing items and not giving it back to the home country they’re so annoying
fellow Egyptian I literally came to write that here.
I got in a Lyft a few days ago and the drivers was listening to Smosh reddit stories!
The weepy husband who cheated being upset that the woman he cheated on couldn't look at him anymore...LMAO. Cry more dude.
The ex wife was way too nice, it's so sad that she thinks she did anything wrong :(
He said it to their kid as well!! Just an extra layer of this guy being a jerk!
33:50 Angelas analogy of comparing ancient ceramics with coffee mugs as our future artefacts is so genius. Its so true because there are some types of ancient ceramics that we have an ungodly amount of. Its like future archeoligists finding a million basic ass ikea coffee mugs, at some point you just have seen it all
You guys saying “someone’s driving right now” as i was pulling out my clients street to go home was insanely scary never do that again
I was driving to work and it freaked me out a little to lol
As a museum employee, 1. They probably got the artifact through dubious means. 2. Why the hell would you allow seven year olds handle original artifacts? Educational collections that I've worked with are repos. 3. The hippo headed goddess is a goddess of fertility and children. So she'd probably not curse the kid. 4. Every object in a museum was once someone's personal belonging. That pretty plate on display was someone’s fancy plate they only brought out for special occasions. The excellent example of glasswork? Someone’s hard work, sweat, and tears went into it. Humans connect through material culture across thousands of years and across the globe. This is why connecting to lineal descendants and descendant communities is so important and should be the basis of telling the stories of these belongings properly.
I really need these to be longer 😭 Whenever Shayne says “last one” my heart breaks a bit 💔 I appreciate all the hard work from the crew scouring the hellscape for the stories though!!!
There is a French word for Nutella, well chocolate spread but still, it’s pâte à tartiner, literally translated: sandwich paste. So yes, he can talk about her eating all the nutella without her finding out
My first thought was, she must be pretty good at French to not be confusing monkey for something like …blood? Singe/sang. Good for her!
@@lfrands she probably took grammar lessons seriously.
“You’re my little sandwich paste” could be pretty hot 🫣😂
@@lfrandssinge and sang sound entirely different when spoken out loud… the g in sang is essentially silent.
@@annabelledrake2027 I lived in France for five years and speak French pretty well. It was just a joking compliment, but thanks!
“Someone’s listening and driving their car right now.”
Me who just connected this video to my car speakers: 👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
the way i was thinking the EXACT SAME THING about returning the artifact to Egypt i YELLED
42:53 “whoa it’s cool to hold this”
followed by trevor getting on the floor to recreate the shape of the doll, angela freaking out “the doll has socks on!”, and shayne just nodding his head like “yup, welcome to reddit stories”
Story 3 op is a stone cold killer for that line. With one sentence, she ruined his ability to trust any person he meets in the future.
Meh..I think he did it to himself. She just confirmed what he felt deep down.
With that level of betrayal, he had it coming. He assumed the grass would be greener and she showed him it is not.
And he ruined her ability to fully trust anyone she meets in her future when he chose to betray her and cheat on her. Karma's a bitch and he deserved what came to him.
as she should
I'm amazed at your comment and everyone who upvoted this. He did this to himself? He cheated! He wanted a divorce. He is all in fault and is fragile as hell as he still thinks of his ex-wife when he's with his mistress now. Nothing redeemable about him. He ruined HER ability to trust again as HE CHEATED.
Angela and Trevor are amazing. I love how Angela is like everyones little sister but Trevor is so much her little brother
48:29 idk if it was intentional, but Shayne saying "clear cut case"... like a haircut
I died laughing and no one noticed the funni :(
1. Angela getting excited to hold THE ipad
2. Trevor getting into the dolls position
3. Angela noticing the dolls socks
I died laughing at the combination 😂
I just can’t fathom for the life of me why burying the doll in the woods sounded better than just finding a dumpster somewhere
1:30 thanks Trevor, now I'm typing this from the hospital
Plot twist: you were driving to work... at the hospital
He gave me distractible flashbacks with that comment lmao
I have to agree with Trevor, a lot of the Reddit Stories are about just sad/bad/crazy people (a lot of AITA). I think it is time for another wholesome episode. Make us all cry out of happiness.
The French dirty talk saying random stuff was kinda cute at least
Team horror 🍾
16:40 hearing this saddens me, she knew what was coming, she experienced the slow distancing of her husband, and she still waited for him, but in her heart she knew something has changed
48:45 nah man, her husband immediately went "my mom might have done it" he KNEW what she did, heck he probably helped
38:18 Angela is so wise here. That’s a hard truth and it’s terrifying to realize how many people are in this situation
Trevor and Angela were on fire today, so many funny comments. I now NEED the ancient artifact movie
GET OUT YOUR PANCAKES ITS SATURDAY MORNING🥞🥞‼️‼️
And platonic pancakes too🥞🥞🥞🥞
With maple syrup
31:00 honestly why doesn't he just return it to the museum and say "hey, I took this when I was a dumb seven year old kid and was scared to return it. I recently remembered that I have it and wanted to return it."
15:46 Angela is so real for that. Talking about sex with friends can be hit or miss but with friends that are ALSO coworkers that you spend all day with… hard no.
"AND THE DOLL HAS SOCKS ON" took me out
I was mid moving furniture..I had to sit down I was laughing so hard
@@lifewuzonceezr i was in the middle of an intense cleaning session that had me stop everything to replay so i could see the OUTLANDISH insane scene left for the wolves and poor soccer moms to find. it was worse than i imagined LMAO
every time I see a reddit episode with Angela, I get so excited. She’s so expressive and responsive and it’s so hilarious
The second story reminded me of that meme about how silly the Dutch language is and the fact that "spank me daddy" in Dutch is "geef me een klap papa" 😭😭
omg 😅
GEEF ME EE N KL A P P A P A 😭?!
"Dutch is just German that knows how to have fun." 🤣🤣
I read that as queef me and clap papa 😂
hey now
I'm Norwegian and I found the story in the newspaper. I redacted the name of the woman who found it. This is a translated snippet:
"- It looked like a young person had been tied up and laid in the ditch. It was quite a sight in the early morning, says (the woman who found it) .
She describes the sight that met her and several other motorists in Indre Østfold on Sunday morning as strange and unpleasant. She says that she was so stressed by the sight that she turned around and drove back to see what it was.
- I had watched crime series the night before, so I went straight into that mode, she says.
Two other cars stopped with her and walked over to what they first thought was a person.
- That's when I saw it was a doll without a head. Legs and arms were in the air, and only socks were on. It looked like the head had been cut off. It was uncomfortable, she says."
I've only listened to episodes on spotify, but I cane to youtube to find this video just so I could like it. Let's go Trevor!
not shayne joking and trevor and angela fully pulling out those confessions
It is 10:01and I had NO stories to go with my pancakes for 60 seconds.
meanwhile it’s 1:00 for me 🥲
How are you 10 minutes in if it’s 3 minutes old?
Real!!! I was refreshing like a madman
@@ToastyCasdid you read the comment
@@ToastyCas YT puts regular times in as time codes sometimes, pretty sure they meant it’s 10:01AM PST - the upload time of this video was one minute past the hour
Hot take - what if the French boyfriend KNOWS shes been secretrly taking French and is just baiting her to reveal it...? Lol
that would be kind of adorable
I really hope thats it because I just can't imagine anything else making sense
As a Star Wars fan, loved the Coruscant analogy Shayne used at 13:30 to describe the pits of the comments in Reddit posts.
With the adult doll story and how Angela tried to connect it to the movie Splash, a better 80s movie would be Mannequin!
I've already had my pancakes today in anticipation for today's stories. I can only focus on one good thing at a time.
I already ate all my pancakes 😅
I just finished mine, and just started watching 😌
I bought pancake mix specifically to make while watching these but I haven’t made them yet. Can I make them while I listen?
@Kyubbigirl Yes. Enjoy those pancakes!
I got into a car accident at exactly the 2:00 timestamp... I cannot believe my luck today
i hope you're okay! ❤
Were u watching RUclips while driving or were u a passenger? Hope you’re ok!
@@tal8762they could just be listening to the audio
probably just listening to it like a podcast i think - also, hope op is okay!! car accidents are scary even if it's a minor one
Hope you’re okay that’s wild
29:00 As soon as Shanye said the word return, "RETURN THE SLAB" came out my mouth🤣🤣
“King Ramses! The Man in Gauze! The Man in Gauze!”
Same here. Did you try and imitate the voice too?
"What's your offer?"
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one!! Haha I had to go directly to the comments to see if anyone else was thinking the same 😂😂
@@CattyHomesteader79 I did haha
I had to pull over after I heard Trevor say “I wanna recreate the pose”🤣🤣did not disappoint 🤣
I really appreciate Trevor's advice at the beginning. I really helped focus on the podcast while I was driving and laugh the hardest I could.
im with Angela on not knowing that this was a successful podcast. like i know it's pretty popular on RUclips because it's how i got into Smosh in the first place. but i didn't KNOW know 😭
The complete 180 between the penultimate and final stories, the worst relative you could imagine, and then the best relative you could ask for.
Egyptian here! I LOVE shane for saying that he would return it to Egypt xD Mad respect!
28:14 imo he should donate it back to a museum in egypt. i doubt the museum got their hands on the artifact ethically in the first place
My MOM started listening to this podcast on Spotify and had no idea who you guys were lol
They look sleepy. Really glad to have the comfort shows back though
it might be the first video of a shoot day
Not only that but notice how hoarse they all are (compared to normal) id say this was possibly shot while the LA air quality was worsening due to the fires OR after an illness kinda ran through the cast like they tend to do in in-person work places.
Dont know exactly how long they take between filming, editing, and posting
That second story reminds me of a similar tumblr post where OP’s partner was dirty talking in Italian, but she recognized the word tomato so she asked him what exactly he was saying. And he sheepishly admitted that he was listing off ingredients for either a sandwich or pasta dish (I don’t recall it entirely).
It’s so fucking funny.
37:18 my father did this to both my mom and his side chick for ten years. Manipulated them both, tried to get people to think my mom was truly insane and locked up because of the whole scenario. He did end up with karma and his side piece finally left him after he left my mom after 40 years. He’s now miserable and they’re both better off. (And I’m much better off having not seen or spoken to him since I moved out ten years ago. ✌🏻)
And this is all in response to the hippo head Egyptian sculpture.
had the worst day of my life but reddit stories is always there for me ❤
So sorry and sending only good vibes your way!
Museum story: museums are usually pretty shitty about how they got stuff to begin with. Keep the artifact. Pass it down to your grandkids with a letter. Secret family heirloom.
Or give it to Egypt 😅 it should be with the Egyptians
@ yes lol also good. But I’m just operating under the assumption that a trip to Egypt might be a bit out of reach.