I regret Life 2 Thanks again to Kiwo, Spiff and Mango for joining for this session, was honestly so much fun to play together. Links for their channels are in the description :)
He's that person in monopoly who gets a few cheeky "hey just go to Go and have some money ☺️" chance cards followed by a few people landing on dark blue before the color set. So when they purchase the other dark blue, they instantly put 4 houses on it
We have an old folks' home by me that says "Live here for the best of your life" in their ads. It sure sounds like they say "rest of your life" which, while accurate, sounds much more foreboding
It sounds like a hallucinogenic drug that causes brain death while extending your perception of time to near infinity, causing you to experience a whole second life in the moments before death as your brain dissolves,
"Film directors, very famous for dodging taxes" well to be fair, Roman Polanski's been dodging justice for a good long while, I don't see how taxes would be too hard
extremely late, but uwe boll was so good at using his movies to dodge taxes that he singlehandedly got the entire country of germany to change its laws on how movies are taxed.
one of the biggest exploits in this game is that you can just place the wheel on the outcome you want.(just act like it's a legit turn but you can decide where it lands)
When Spif said "Middleclass White Guy Mode Activated," then proceeded to win both games... it was the most realistic thing I've ever seen in any video game.
Except no, because I'm a middle class white guy and I don't have jack shit. Also Spiff admitted on his channel to hacking the game so he always won his rolls.
@@annad6572 not necessarily. Here in UK, I'm considered middle class, despite not having more than £20 per week to my name. My dad on the other hand, is considered working class, despite earning £50,000 per annum. Social class is more about perception here, than actual wages. Someone working class who becomes incredibly wealthy would be looked down on for example, and considered part of the nouveau riche, rather than upper or middle class. Also, just look at Great Gatsby, good example of middle class people not having much, working class person becoming nouveau riche, but neither being able to escape how they're already perceived despite new economic status.
I love how Spiff just casually describes the idea of exploiting kids for RUclips video content and ergo money. It is the epitome and perfect representation of Spiff being the exploit king. This just wasn't the kind of exploits I was expecting. 15:50
It's funny when people play this game, and don't know that the color of the pegs are genders. Since the earliest versions of the game, blue is men, and pink is women, and now they have purple for non-binary pegs. So yes rt, you were wearing a dress, and that's because you were playing as a girl.
I did not actually know that! I've always picked blue because I like blue but I didn't know it stood for gender! (I think) Thanks for pointing that out! Man the Game of Life has so much Lore to it I swear
Life is when 2-4 souls have the ability to remember every reincarnation of themselves, and each other. So they say "fuck it, who can have a better life than the others"
“I’ll go for the education, I’m infertile, my bloodline will end” ... wait how did you manage to live my real life, in a video game?! Are you spying on me, RT, ARE YOU?!?
Spiff was actually using several undetectable exploits to affect the quantum state of the universe, thereby manipulating probability and leading to him having the best luck in life.
"Spin for Heaven or Hell, get a career as a professional punisher of Sin either way you're already dead. With Life 2's DLC: AfterLife, coming to a smoldering pit of suffering near you."
I regret Life 2
Thanks again to Kiwo, Spiff and Mango for joining for this session, was honestly so much fun to play together. Links for their channels are in the description :)
We all regret life, RT.
I refuse to believe Spiff wasn't somehow exploiting the game
You’re getting cyber bullied by spiff because your IRISH
Hey RT, I think you turned trans after you got married in your 2nt life.
Ello rt
“Mommy, why won’t daddy buy us food”
“Sweetie, he lost a slam dunk competition”
although he didnt have a kid that run lol
@Otaku Man007 well fuck whoever made that name cuz I can jump just fine. (this is a joke, by the way.)
@@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan looking at your profile picture.. your yellow
@@CheeseburgerNoBacon that’s why he can jump well
@@dankertester he didn't have a kid any more that run
spiff's voice really suits the arrogant rich character he plays lmao
his voice is the typical "by god you reek of poverty" brit voice.
@@YataTheFifteenth LMAO
@@YataTheFifteenth He end up with a wad of cash everytime while his firends play basket ball and got into debt. So I guess yeah
by that you mean one hell of a baller
He sounds so much like Yahtzee
If RT's gambling addiction wasn't apparent enough, here's more proof
Like we needed more.
It could be worse. He could be Jerma.
@@ndzhelin2651 RT is not short ok
@@sunfl0wer_988 a
@@Mr_Mystic 1¹
The fact that they made a sequel to Life and they didn’t call it “AfterLife” is so genuinely disappointing
Missed opportunity of the year
I want a life prequel
My Dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
sO gEnUInEly dIsApPOiNtINg
@@quasicroissant
Calm down son it’s just a RUclips comment.
Alternate title: The Spiffing Brit bullies RT for 20 minutes and 29 seconds.
Other Alternate Title: The Spiffing Brit was the actual Space Jam Protagonist We Needed.
brit bullies irish like its the 1830s
People: You should probably invest in the things that make you happy
Rt: *S l a m D u n k T i m e*
*a r e y a f e e l i n g i t n o w, m r k r a b s?*
Yes!
COME ON AND *S L A M*
*Mango: I R E S E N T T H I S*
Similar profile picture gang
Take a shot every time Kiwo says she'll "resent this" and you too will complete the Game of Life
this was the comment i was looking for
idk why but it made me so mad lfbsjfjejffn
She says it like four times.
@@mibdev felt like way more than that
Impressive
Spiff. The harbinger of destruction, chaos and wealth.
And tea, don't forget the tea.
@@MyHeadHz specifically yorkshire tea, not that weak generic tea leaf stuff
He's that person in monopoly who gets a few cheeky "hey just go to Go and have some money ☺️" chance cards followed by a few people landing on dark blue before the color set. So when they purchase the other dark blue, they instantly put 4 houses on it
@@SoggyCoffeeAddict He doesn’t even have to do that. He can 1-turn win Monopoly
And sick dunks
Life 2 does teach an important lesson: life is much easier if you're lucky
That’s so true.
2:12
Spiff: "Knowledge is the way. Screw happiness!"
M4ng0: "Is this why you haven't married me yet?"
Spiff: "Oh no, she's worked it out..."
Are they actually dating?
@@Zeldinion engaged I think
This is one of my favourite lines
Marriage is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever
“They made a sequel to life” sounds like reincarnation but with extra steps
For spiff it was just extended vacation basically.
reincarnation with attitude
It's a anime isakei
No, it's just reincarnation with a pretty name.
“That Time I Played a Sequel to Life as a Slime”
If life wasn’t hard enough, now there two of them
Lol
already sweating
This is getting out of hand
@@shotq8070 now there are two of them!
@@MyHeadHz “They’re still coming though!”
_“This is impossible”_
Well, no one told you Life 2 was gonna be this way...
**Gunshots**
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
_o m i n o u s s i l e n c e_
BANG BANG BANG
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA...
Some old guy: “money can’t buy happiness”
Spiffing Brit: *hold my tea*
Spif: literally goes to space and makes ludicrous amounts of money
Rt: lost all money in basketball
Kiwo: *I R E S E N T T H I S*
I like how M4NGO doesn't exist
@@lordfelwinter6625 exactly
@@blackoutlol2857 oof
“Life 2” sounds like something they would advertise at the retirement home
We have an old folks' home by me that says "Live here for the best of your life" in their ads. It sure sounds like they say "rest of your life" which, while accurate, sounds much more foreboding
It sounds like a hallucinogenic drug that causes brain death while extending your perception of time to near infinity, causing you to experience a whole second life in the moments before death as your brain dissolves,
@@Wertsir big word
The year is 30XX
Life 2 is the VR world you go to after you retire and spend eternity in a world with your desires.
Life was so good they made a second one
ha
stolen joke from the direct
Don't call it Second Life though. That is a completely separate game.
"so good"
Wish they hadnt
“May the best life win” sounds like the world for this past year
I'm surprised this comment is not on the top of the section
God tier comment
I'm winning apparently
I'm losing apparently
Sounds like the world this year
"Knowledge is the way. Screw happiness."
Kinda sounds like school in a nutshell.
I mean, school would have to actually give you knowledge for that to work.
@@deadersurvival4716 ya
"Film directors, very famous for dodging taxes" well to be fair, Roman Polanski's been dodging justice for a good long while, I don't see how taxes would be too hard
extremely late, but uwe boll was so good at using his movies to dodge taxes that he singlehandedly got the entire country of germany to change its laws on how movies are taxed.
Spiff's next video:
Life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploit whatsoever
It's already out xD
RT basketball addiction exploit
one of the biggest exploits in this game is that you can just place the wheel on the outcome you want.(just act like it's a legit turn but you can decide where it lands)
T gang
@@gareaap7806 do you just keep click held down and shake your hand in circles or more like you estimate where it will land?
When Spif said "Middleclass White Guy Mode Activated," then proceeded to win both games... it was the most realistic thing I've ever seen in any video game.
Except no, because I'm a middle class white guy and I don't have jack shit.
Also Spiff admitted on his channel to hacking the game so he always won his rolls.
@@annad6572 not necessarily. Here in UK, I'm considered middle class, despite not having more than £20 per week to my name. My dad on the other hand, is considered working class, despite earning £50,000 per annum. Social class is more about perception here, than actual wages. Someone working class who becomes incredibly wealthy would be looked down on for example, and considered part of the nouveau riche, rather than upper or middle class. Also, just look at Great Gatsby, good example of middle class people not having much, working class person becoming nouveau riche, but neither being able to escape how they're already perceived despite new economic status.
@@Alizudo Just because it has not worked for you, does not mean that middle-class white men aren't more likely to succeed.
Ah, the greatest exploit of all.
ah, classic middleclass white guy in the replies
The best part of this stream was Dan and his basketball addiction. He’ll win the slam dunk contest one day, I swear
*gambling
@@ICTON123 *both
I love how Spiff just casually describes the idea of exploiting kids for RUclips video content and ergo money. It is the epitome and perfect representation of Spiff being the exploit king. This just wasn't the kind of exploits I was expecting. 15:50
I mean... people do do this kinda thing.
...
...I'm disappointed in humanity.
@@chaoticsilver8442 This is just a modern exploit. Exploits have evolved and adapted over the centuries.
"I now pronounce you--" "DOG!" Your editor deserves a raise for that one.
Imagine how cats feel. They have the whole series.
clever
I got this joke. 🙂
I’m confused
@@CupcakeSweet384 It's often said that cats have 9 lives.
Underrated comment
The most relatable this game has ever been to me was when my pieces were too fat to fit in the car, so they had to walk
What?
@@Lucien_M when you've gotten so many pieces, they walk alongside the car
@@mxrporchids6411 oh okay
I think I had that happen once to me, but I put them on top of other pieces. Looked crazy but it was easy.
Yeah, I once landed on a lot of children fields & I just sent the spare ones that didn't fit to the retirement home in advance lol
I think “I resent this” has entered my vocabulary, whether I want it or not
"Snail fahm!"
"Snail faarm!"
I love accents.
Spiff to RT: "While you were throwing parties with your college tuition, I studied the ball"
2:06 “Stay single to become smarter or get married”
Well, that explains my parents.
is that why they both have physics degrees
Wait I'm single and still stupid. I feel ripped off
@@stealthisaccount433 dude you can't just call them a bastard like that!
@@siyotsistu i just did XDXDXDXD
Well technically you don’t need to be married to have kids
It's funny when people play this game, and don't know that the color of the pegs are genders. Since the earliest versions of the game, blue is men, and pink is women, and now they have purple for non-binary pegs. So yes rt, you were wearing a dress, and that's because you were playing as a girl.
Well no wonder he couldn't win then
I did not actually know that! I've always picked blue because I like blue but I didn't know it stood for gender! (I think) Thanks for pointing that out!
Man the Game of Life has so much Lore to it I swear
I noticed that somewhen in the video and was so happy they included the purple one c:
@@Ariishe I thought the joke was obvious, but apparently that doesn't come across well
I mean it’s pretty obvious
Hearing Spiff sing “Come on and slam and welcome to the jam” has been the best part of my day
Life is when 2-4 souls have the ability to remember every reincarnation of themselves, and each other. So they say "fuck it, who can have a better life than the others"
It took me way too long to realize four people were playing.
Same lmao, I thought M4ngo was RT's piece
No those are 4 more of RT's many personalities
It's just 2: Kiwo and RT's three personalities
THERE WERE FOUR PEOPLE?
Thank god i wasnt the only one
Spiff's Perspective: MONEY!!!
RT's perspective: Life is pain! I hat-
Although, RT and Spiff both used the same vod to make their video because Spiff forgot to record his screen.
@@the.invincible.9542 it almost changes nothing... Just like life.
Kiwo's perspective: I resent this.
+2
"That's great!"
*Spiff won and so has earned posting-the-prior-day rights.*
"Just like RT in bed, and that's why he had no kids"
Harsh comment indeed
16:26 "I'm gonna do what I like to call the Lewis Brindley maneuver!" SPIFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I dont understand
@@dean_l33 Choosing to do a jigsaw puzzle instead of marriage
Dan continues to fulfill his gambling addition by trying to win the Slam Dunk
"If Life is so good, why isn't there a Lif-"
"Yes"
I guess you could call this... THE AFTER-LIFE, HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Please kill me
Nah, that sounds like work. Lick a toad
Okay 🔫 💥
I was going to make this joke good thing I checked to make sure someone didn't already
You really wanna advance to Life 2?
I find it fitting how Spiff has the profile picture of a posh monocle-man, and he was the one to become obscenely rich in both lifes.
11:15 A pet giving you as much if not more happiness than a child...thats accurate
Life 2:
*"You can now play as Luigi!"*
Then for life 3 you unlock toad
This is quite possibly the best title Daniel's ever had
New title for the game; Life Part 2: Reincarnation Boogaloo
electric boogaloo
Electric reincarnation
*"Either Get Good, Or Get Children."*
I died of laughter lol! 😂😂😂
Now I want an animation of RT attempting to make more trickshots and flailing around while Spiff drinks tea and smashes the backboard.
Game starts
"Your starting trait is: *D E P R E S S I O N*
-5 to all rolls!"
_Please state your reason for reporting this post:_
* I'm in this post, and I don't like it
Yo that sounds op! You can exploit life with that.
Dan could've won if he used the backwards-tongue-acceleration strat
I'ts called the Backwards-tounge-acceleration strat you filthy casual
@@defensivekobra3873 my bad
When you die and boss music starts playing.
14:50 this felt so bizarre because they're all twitch streamers so hearing them all burst into laughter really made my day.
14:44
"THEY USED TO CALL ME... THE DRIFT KI--- NO!"
"MANGO WHY!?!?!!?"
It wasn't his time.
"I need the love, I need the affection, why do you think I'm a twitch streamer?"
Instead of boxing matches, RUclipsrs are going to start doing basketball games, and RT’s gonna be the first one up.
*Jenna Marbles has entered the chat*
"They used to call me the drift king" now they call you the drift daddy
"Go cart race"
RT: THEY USED TO CALL ME THE DRIFT KING IN COLLEGE
“Life 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits whatsoever” - by Spiffing Brit
Kiwo her voice makes me happy
She is just so cheery and drunk
I resent this.
“I’ll go for the education, I’m infertile, my bloodline will end”
... wait how did you manage to live my real life, in a video game?! Are you spying on me, RT, ARE YOU?!?
Ruined the 69
Spiff was actually using several undetectable exploits to affect the quantum state of the universe, thereby manipulating probability and leading to him having the best luck in life.
"i'm gonna do what i call the lewis brindley maneuver."
holy shit.
Alternate title: Spiff being the definition of chaotic evil for 20 minutes and 30 seconds
"I resent this."
*-Kiwo, 2021*
“Middle class white guy mode activated” oof the accuracy in that head start 😅
Oh god... Isn't one life hard enough?!
And that's why I prefer the sweet embrace of the _V O I D_
If life is so good, why haven't they ma- *OH SHIT*
“I’m gonna do what’s called the Lewis Brindley manoeuvre”
Wait, ya got a timestamp for that?
@@SwedishBs 16:35
What is that and should I be concerned
Spiff has managed to somehow exploit Life itself
"You have the most knowledge"
God I wish that were me
They should make a DLC called AfterLife where your already dead
"Spin for Heaven or Hell, get a career as a professional punisher of Sin either way you're already dead. With Life 2's DLC: AfterLife, coming to a smoldering pit of suffering near you."
14:25 don’t mind me this is my personal replay button for “Sell a vintage spoon?!”
Gotta love how the game just KNEW Spiff was playing and rigged every spin in his favor. Life is a perfectly balanced game with no flaws whatsoever. :D
"Life 2 : Welcome to eternal punishment" even after death you are not free from life
"I now pronounce you-"
"Dooogs!!"
Spiff: “They called me the Dunk King back in college
“I HATE MY LIFE!” He says with the most happiness
“I need attention, why do you think I’m a Twitch streamer?”
M4ngo, 2021
Figured it’d be the Game of Death where you go through the 7 stages of Purgatory but whatever ig this is aight
"I'm gonna do what I like to call the Lewis Brindley manoeuver..."
Gonna need an ice pack for that one.
I dont know if I will regret clicking on this
“I just want to experience life again.”
I died XD
“The Lewis Brindley Maneuver” RIP
“The Lewis Brindley maneuver” SPIFF NO
"if life is so good, why isn't there a life 2?"
Hasbro or whoever I dunno:
*Literally an astronomer living in a mansion with the most happiness out of all of them*
"IvE gOt NoThInG tO mY nAmE"
*"Knowledge Is The Way. Screw Happiness."*
Literally me lol! 😂😂😂
"The Lewis Brindley Manoeuvre" sounds like spiff is trying to get fired XD
“I just want to experience what living is again”
*That hit harder than my stepdad off 10 shots of vodka*
I cant tell if this is heaven or hell
Hell. Yorkshire tea based hell to be exact.
hellvean
Saw this on spiffing brit. They never knew what hit them.
"I got nothing to my name" That isn't True Dan you have debt to your name!
“Class divide does not exist despite the clear evidence contradicting that statement”
- RT, 2019
I can’t believe they missed out on the opportunity of calling it death
Ah yes, the sequel to the wonderful board game Life: Death
I think after RT played Life 2 with the gang, RT wants there to be a Life 3 for the sole purpose of beat Spiff and fueling his gambling addiction
Spiff be out here exploiting life like he does Skyrim and Civ.
That Lewis remark lmao! Poor Lewis.
I can just imagine the bank being like "so why are you taking out this massive loan" "gotta pay back spiff for that basket ball challenge"