@@thespiffingbrit HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for RUclips with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear brit
I love the cries of anguish from the other players! I play board games with similar mechanics and there's always one player who beelines for those end-game bonuses while we toil away actually playing the game, so I feel those cries deeply :)
Oh yeah, I remember playing this as an actual board game with my family when I was a child. Considering RTG's frustrated noises it seems like the devs really hit the nail on the head when it comes to encapsulating the experience playing the game. Good job!
You know i somehow get the feeling spiff might be regretting trying to reply to every comment, but you know what i shall give it a try. Would the great tea drinking god like to see if he can perfectly balance a game of survive the hunt ? :D
I am going through hek at work. Im being overworked to the point where my body is falling apart, im perpetually tired, work is doing sweet fuck all to help, and stores are expecting me to do the work of 3 people. I can not even rest in my down time. Videos like this are the glue that helps put some of the broken bits together.
Spiff talking to his friends: "Hey, let's all get together and play a game some time." Everyone else: "Does it involve money?" Spiff: *Sweats nervously*
I caught this channel right before the big "break RUclips algorithm" and ended up watching so many famous youtubers start doing absolutely everything you discussed in the video. You ARE my favorite youtuber. Naturally.
I love how they're celebrating getting a 10 on their spins, not understanding that it will make them go faster through the game and skip over many opportunities to get more money. Don't rush through life, guys!
You can also get bonuses though by finishing early. If you're the first to cross the finish line, you get a bonus (at least that's the case in the actual board game. I think they kept that in the digital version?). And while you're waiting for everyone else to finish, you get to either try for happiness or money bonuses.
Spiff is the guy who always volunteers to be the banker in a game of Monopoly as a way of informing the other players: "I fully intend to cheat at Monopoly."
@@thespiffingbrit But I don't *HAVE* a girlfriend! Please send help. Please send a girl to be my bed partner. And if you wanted to break reality, that'll be a surefire way to do it, as it'll bring about World War 3.
@@thespiffingbrit In this economy and culture? The more degenerate you are the more kudos you get with the PC left. So dont cheat unless you have all the cards in your hands. Otherwise you just plain lose.
The main reason you are going to reply to every single comment is to boost the interaction on the video, and to potentially make another “youtube is perfectly balanced” video. I can respect that.
You have really high hopes for Spiff. I would guess he looks at this video a few hours later, sees 10k comments and just goes "fuck it, I need more tea"
I think he may have consciously chosen to not answer to your comment(He answered mine in 54 minutes), which I think is really hilarious, because of the irony.
@@thespiffingbrit Good to see you are chipping away. Pacing yourself is crucial to quality of life. Now give up on things like sleep, freedom, and life, and become a commenting machine.
early spiff: shows little exploits for getting lots of money current spiff: Buying all of Scotland for free future spiff: buying the universe for free and finding the elixir for immortality
I do like how an 80 year old British elder with a crippling addiction to tea kept smashing a young adult at slam dunk competitions and bowling games... Perfectly balanced
Spiff! You are amazing! May your tea be warm and your teacup never empty!! ❤ also, it was my birthday on the 4th, could I get a happy birthday from you please?
Spiff, your channel always makes me happy when I have spent the previous 14 hours doing schoolwork and grading papers. Thank you for your significant contribution to breaking reality, making people like me happy and summoning the unbidden. P.S. BTW, I did some math, and I have drank roughly 1200 kg of tea in my life. I have consumed less than a milliliter of coffee in comparison before I decided that I hated it.
All I could see during the first costume contest was RT rolling up in his Deadpool costume, Spiff showing up as...whoever he said, and then immediately slam dunking on RT again to drive home how he was never going to win a competition.
@@somebodycalledj You tap the little i by the time left in the ad. Then you tap stop ad. Then you confirm you want to stop it. Then you just close the window asking why you stopped it. No report is sent to RUclips, and the ad is gone. Doesn't work on military ads.
Except for one thing. He knows that it's not perfectly balanced at all as playing is losing playing as you have to give Games Workshop far far too much money to do any Perfectly Balanced things in that game.
It.. it actually happened. After all these years I have a warm cup of tea in my hand whilst watching this video.. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
Yes you did. Deep down, you wanted this. Now, you're finally being honest with yourself. There is only one drink that matters. Tea. There is only one way to play a game. By crushing it. Welcome. You are not alone. Join us.
Was it Yorkshire Gold? If yes: Congratulations, you're living your best life. If no: Congratulations, you still have exciting ways to evolve ahead of you.
@@Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins Like I would have had Yorkshire Gold!! This all was pure accident.. I just wanted a cup of tea and in the mean time wandered to YT, saw new Spiff upload, started watching and awakened to this new reality during the usual Spiff's spin on having a warm cup of tea in hand.. .. are my days as a coffee consumer now over..?
As one of the representatives of Rize Tea from Turkey, I am delighted to see your contributions for Yorkshire Tea. Let the tea alliance be strong as ever.
one time my family was playing the old board game version of Life and my mom landed on so many "have another kid!" and "have twins!" spaces she had to stack her tiny peg children up on top of her little plastic car like she was building a log cabin out of babies.
RT showed us that gambling can literally ruin your life, while Spiff showed us that exploiting others with gambling problems can lead to massive profit.
I hate life
Hi Rt
epic
Ok
A Turtle also hates life
A turtle?!
I never expected the “life is perfectly balanced” video to ever happen to be honest
Can't wait for the 'Marriage is a Perfectly Balanced Legal Union With No Exploits' video.
That's the first time I've heard anyone be so excited to speed run the game of life, bravo...? Seriously, thanks for the content.
"I'm going to actually respond to all of them."
I'm so sorry.
He said, adding to the torment.
Kind of feels like the "I'm going to respond to every comment!" is just getting us to participate in some new RUclips exploit... and I'm ok with this.
True.
Facts
Indeed
It was
Chad thundercock is a perfectly balanced man with no exploits.
@@thespiffingbrit the only reply we needed was this one
@@thespiffingbrit HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for RUclips with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear brit
It was a long, and hard life. But it had one hell of a climax.
As a canadien I must say I wish we were still British XD
Thank you for all The laughs and good times
I love the cries of anguish from the other players! I play board games with similar mechanics and there's always one player who beelines for those end-game bonuses while we toil away actually playing the game, so I feel those cries deeply :)
"Fiancé" - not just "Girlfriend" anymore..? Congratulations to you both!
Apparently, the corgi worked its magic. Congratulations!
Next video "Marriage is perfectly balanced and has no exploits."
Timestamp???
@@rayofhop3 0:44
Spiffs proposal to mango be like: Will you make me the happiest man ever, and if you are feeling spicy you can even give the video a like
i down voted this
@@Joemo89765 okay?
Cheating life... but on a video game
How many Bruhs can i get off this comment
Current : 606
Thinks
@@thespiffingbrit You already exploited a lot of bugs in life so why not just cheat the whole system?
Away
@@thespiffingbrit is that a trick question?
@@thespiffingbrit yes
I love how most of the video is just rt feeding money to spiffing Brit
Oh yeah, I remember playing this as an actual board game with my family when I was a child.
Considering RTG's frustrated noises it seems like the devs really hit the nail on the head when it comes to encapsulating the experience playing the game. Good job!
@Attack051 Wow I can't believe it
@Attack051 he did respond to most of the comments, however, because his channel got deleted, all his comments are also gone
I love how the game of life 2’s purpose is to balance it with attributes and yet money always wins, just like real life
Money never wins. human desire is infinite and 99.999% of all humans lived under the modern poverty line
@@bobby8012 That's his point, that 0.001% has won Life.
@@chrisyotas5854 Greed isn't all there is to life which is my point.
@@thespiffingbrit looking up the definition of spiff, this comment left me confused
@@bobby8012 While I get what you are saying.
Money lets you get and get away with lots.
Money is the ultimate privlage
You know i somehow get the feeling spiff might be regretting trying to reply to every comment, but you know what i shall give it a try. Would the great tea drinking god like to see if he can perfectly balance a game of survive the hunt ? :D
This would be amazing to see, Spiff's analytical/sneaky mind and Alex's knowledge of the map would be a very tricky combination for the hunters
Yo! Love your vids failrace! And spiffing Brit
This would be amazing
Oh god, Spiff in StH would be amazing!
PLEASE!
Just found you, and I’m in love with the excessive Britishness and the exploiting of games to cause suffering :D
Thanks for creating awesome content!!
I feel so sorry for Spiff's wife. Imagine family board game nights with him as a husband XD
I mean his fiancée was playing with him in this
Well also spiff must have taught her his art
"fiance Wtfff Dud It's His Finance You Already Edited It
atleast monopoly doesn't last as long
Easy: Just play on an actual table.
As a basketball analyst I can prove that is exactly how the dunk contests would go down
Spif’s voice is literally so soothing, when he says to relax with a warm cup of tea I just want to cuddle up in a big blanket and be safe
ik, right?:D
I am going through hek at work. Im being overworked to the point where my body is falling apart, im perpetually tired, work is doing sweet fuck all to help, and stores are expecting me to do the work of 3 people. I can not even rest in my down time. Videos like this are the glue that helps put some of the broken bits together.
Alternative title: *Irish man gets in debt in 4 minutes while getting bullied by british man*
Majority of Irish history be like :
@@insaneraptor5562 your not wrong
History repeating itself once again
so basically all of history
We almost had “life is perfectly balanced” so close yet so far
You excpected the spiffing brit but it is I Bappo.
Next time on spiffing brit: ''The british judiciary system is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits''
It is called: "being rich".
You did not reply to this comment
You gonna respond 3 years later?
Spiff gets 10k added to his 1600k: “so this is what poverty feels like”
Meanwhile the others have 1000k or less. Perfect reflection of the 1%
A battle of sheer wits, skill, and determination; the Drift King versus the Dunk Champion.
No comment from spiff shame
Yea
“Money can’t buy happiness... oh wait it can!”-Spiff
Youre the only person whos videos i consistently like because being called a special sausage tickles me somewhere special
"I just want to know what it's like to experience living again" ~ The Spiffing Brit and everyone in 2020/2021
"Marriage is a perfectly balanced union with no exploits"
Lol
Except...
"i'm gonna go to fuckin' space, guys." i've been waiting for a spiff F bomb and i have finally been rewarded 😆 how unexpectedly adorable
I have the sneaking suspicion Spiff practiced that spin of the wheel until he could near always get a high roll
Spiff talking to his friends: "Hey, let's all get together and play a game some time."
Everyone else: "Does it involve money?"
Spiff: *Sweats nervously*
Money exploits is the Spiffing way
*evil grin*
The whole video is just RT's gambling addiction taking him to hell
WHERE ARE YOU SPIFF
I feel he is merely compelled by his impotent desire to overcome Spiff (who emasculates RT with his very existence).
I mean, he also started playing against the house
RT's luck is like Jaiden's.
I caught this channel right before the big "break RUclips algorithm" and ended up watching so many famous youtubers start doing absolutely everything you discussed in the video. You ARE my favorite youtuber. Naturally.
So many. I appreciated all of the "perfectly balanced" references they made.
3 years later, and I'm making spit complete his challenge
As James may, the presenter of top gear once said. “Cheese”
Somehow I feel like the "I'll respond to every comment" challenge involves a new perfect balance to RUclips and a few dozen Fiverr's. 🤣🤣🤣
Wow spiff missed this comment
Comments but we waste spiffs time-spamming comments is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
“I hateeee children! Money time!” - Sir Spiff, patron of the fine arts 🎭
@@thespiffingbrit MORE MONEY= MORE T
I love how they're celebrating getting a 10 on their spins, not understanding that it will make them go faster through the game and skip over many opportunities to get more money. Don't rush through life, guys!
You can also get bonuses though by finishing early.
If you're the first to cross the finish line, you get a bonus (at least that's the case in the actual board game. I think they kept that in the digital version?). And while you're waiting for everyone else to finish, you get to either try for happiness or money bonuses.
@@bishielurfer it’s the same for the digital too
“Are we doing it again” “of course, of course!”
"We play them because we hate our friends and family "
If it's a game your parents have heard of, true.
RT played as a chef who was desperate to get ahead and had a gambling problem. Surprisingly accurate.
This video was PRICELESS! 🤣 Also, I know this is a OLD Upload, BUT, CONGRATS on the Engagement!
“I’d like to thank space for hosting me!”
It was so nice of RT to sponsor your life!
Spiff is the guy who always volunteers to be the banker in a game of Monopoly as a way of informing the other players: "I fully intend to cheat at Monopoly."
aye, albeit it ain't called cheating, it's called "Tax Maneuvering" .
Heck, I would volunteer for banker just cause my sister was bad at mental math. Sometimes she shorted me, but sometimes she shorted herself too XD
Hi SB
Thank you so much for your videos.
You bring a lot of happiness to YT, I hope your life is as happy as you make ours. ♥️
Spiff, the only man who cheats on his girlfriend and wins.
Nice.
Her sitting next to him...
@@thespiffingbrit But I don't *HAVE* a girlfriend! Please send help. Please send a girl to be my bed partner.
And if you wanted to break reality, that'll be a surefire way to do it, as it'll bring about World War 3.
@@thespiffingbrit In this economy and culture? The more degenerate you are the more kudos you get with the PC left. So dont cheat unless you have all the cards in your hands. Otherwise you just plain lose.
I'm just awaiting the moment The Spiffing Brit discovers infinite combos in Magic: the Gathering.
Same with Yu-Gi-Oh
And also any other card game really (we need cards)
Forget that, I want an infinite combo in blackjack.
Those combos are why formats exist. It's to keep certain cards from interacting in an overpowered way.
I was hoping Spiff would've responded to this
@@NarattoRadians well yeah, but it’s fun to see what abominations can be created in these games excluding that
The Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced person with no exploits.
What about the Yorkshire Gold?
@@williamdory4375 a perfectly balanced tea with no exploits of course!
I bet Mang0 knows some exploits.
12:24 Spiderverse Spiff was not something I knew I i needed in my life until now.
RT: loses slam dunk contest. "ah bollocks"
5 mins later...
Spiff: "You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you..?"
His voice relaxes me as he ruins all of his relationships
The main reason you are going to reply to every single comment is to boost the interaction on the video, and to potentially make another “youtube is perfectly balanced” video. I can respect that.
Multiple years later spiff
Spiff: "I'll reply to every comment"
Also spiff: gets bored after 2 comments
You have really high hopes for Spiff. I would guess he looks at this video a few hours later, sees 10k comments and just goes "fuck it, I need more tea"
I think he may have consciously chosen to not answer to your comment(He answered mine in 54 minutes), which I think is really hilarious, because of the irony.
@@dreamscapes2727 you were proven wrong
@@phroggu indubitably
@@thespiffingbrit Good to see you are chipping away. Pacing yourself is crucial to quality of life.
Now give up on things like sleep, freedom, and life, and become a commenting machine.
early spiff: shows little exploits for getting lots of money
current spiff: Buying all of Scotland for free
future spiff: buying the universe for free and finding the elixir for immortality
I do like how an 80 year old British elder with a crippling addiction to tea kept smashing a young adult at slam dunk competitions and bowling games... Perfectly balanced
RT must have been drinking coffee
That's why he lost
When life gives you lemons turn the lemons into a business and take over the world.
"Life has been unkind to many of us who are not Spiff" -RT Game, March 2021
I died when he got 10k and said "This is what poverty feels like"
This game teaches us: No matter how happy you are, the people with more money win.
Spiff once again shows that money just solves all problems. Also congratulations on the upcoming wedding!!
Hearing the spiffing Brit sing literally 2 seconds of space jam just brings so much happiness to my life
Everyone else: “Hm.. A family and a house might be nice.”
Spiff: “All I need are my dollary doos and my Mars landing.”
Money can buy you happiness
never go full musk
*He finally found out how to exploit life itself.*
Life number 2 Electric Boogaloo
I mean how does he live for 400 years
Of course this video pops up on my feed after getting crushed at family game night. RT my brother in soul
"Oooh my mind is so huge" -spiffing brit 2021
"I hate children" "I hate the environment let's move to mars"
Can I have my personality back, Spiff?
If enough of us share the personality we can get to Mars on will power, and suffocate without the suits! everything is looking good
Spiff is totally wearing the pants in the relationship with Dan. What a beautiful bride.
Spiff! You are amazing! May your tea be warm and your teacup never empty!! ❤ also, it was my birthday on the 4th, could I get a happy birthday from you please?
"I hate children."
"I hate the environment."
-A very spiffy boi
Spiff, your channel always makes me happy when I have spent the previous 14 hours doing schoolwork and grading papers. Thank you for your significant contribution to breaking reality, making people like me happy and summoning the unbidden.
P.S. BTW, I did some math, and I have drank roughly 1200 kg of tea in my life. I have consumed less than a milliliter of coffee in comparison before I decided that I hated it.
All I could see during the first costume contest was RT rolling up in his Deadpool costume, Spiff showing up as...whoever he said, and then immediately slam dunking on RT again to drive home how he was never going to win a competition.
Well spiff! You did it again. Now I'm not only addicted to tea, but you convinced me to leave a comment.
The last time I was this early Spiff hadn't colonized all of Scotland
@@thespiffingbrit You know the scots they will be rebelling again in 2 minutes
@@thespiffingbrit I know how to skip almost any RUclips add on mobile
@@harperthegoblin wait, how?
@@somebodycalledj You tap the little i by the time left in the ad. Then you tap stop ad. Then you confirm you want to stop it. Then you just close the window asking why you stopped it. No report is sent to RUclips, and the ad is gone. Doesn't work on military ads.
@@harperthegoblin thanks
Why do I find tormenting RT to be my favorite video type
It's time for you to play the Perfectly Balanced Game known as Warhammer 40k
Except for one thing. He knows that it's not perfectly balanced at all as playing is losing playing as you have to give Games Workshop far far too much money to do any Perfectly Balanced things in that game.
Ha ha, I sure do love tau players
Wassup Spiff
Yes, please
@@thespiffingbrit and i bet half your army is drones too
Congratulations and welcome, future Mrs. Spiffing Brit! 💜
It.. it actually happened. After all these years I have a warm cup of tea in my hand whilst watching this video.. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
Yes you did. Deep down, you wanted this. Now, you're finally being honest with yourself. There is only one drink that matters. Tea. There is only one way to play a game. By crushing it. Welcome. You are not alone. Join us.
He didn’t respond
Was it Yorkshire Gold? If yes: Congratulations, you're living your best life. If no: Congratulations, you still have exciting ways to evolve ahead of you.
@@Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins Like I would have had Yorkshire Gold!! This all was pure accident.. I just wanted a cup of tea and in the mean time wandered to YT, saw new Spiff upload, started watching and awakened to this new reality during the usual Spiff's spin on having a warm cup of tea in hand.. .. are my days as a coffee consumer now over..?
Comments but we waste spiffs time-spamming comments is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
Caught Mangos stream and it was so fun to watch live, especially RT failing to win any challenges and going into debt
I didn't expect a board game to be so realistic...
yeah, money and knowledge being worth more than happiness
It turns out money gets you more happiness than marriage
@@TheSpiffingBrit1 gets you out of jail too it seems
Always love the videos, I think it'd be great to see you play rounds with RT and the others
I love how at one point he literally says "This game is rigged!" and his friends and fiancée have 0 reaction. He hacked their emotions too!😅
“I hate children!”
After these words spiff proceeded to find an exploit to eradicate every child on the earth.
@@thespiffingbrit intresting way to say time bomb
"I perfectly balanced the game so hard they never wanted to play with me again." Ah yes, boardgame night.
sounds like my Dad every time we play Monopoly with my family, lol.
We love Spiff breaking reality
As one of the representatives of Rize Tea from Turkey, I am delighted to see your contributions for Yorkshire Tea. Let the tea alliance be strong as ever.
11 hours in, and it already seems like he hasn’t replied to every comment.
I commend you for attempting though
The only thing more fulfilling than a life of knowledge and money, is the smooth, delicious taste of yorkshire tea gold! 🍵
I believe in you spiff just a bit of Yorkshire tea and you’ll be through these comments in jiffy
one time my family was playing the old board game version of Life and my mom landed on so many "have another kid!" and "have twins!" spaces she had to stack her tiny peg children up on top of her little plastic car like she was building a log cabin out of babies.
How did that only happen once? Every time I would play I would even sometimes have to get a second car just for all the babies I got.
>Spiff's friends want to play a fun online board game with Spiff.
Spiff: "And I took that personally."
“It just works” he is turning into Todd Howard
I won't lie, I found you on youtube on accident and now you bring such joy.
“I hate children”
-The Spiffing Brit, 2021
@@thespiffingbrit but dont we all hate children ? Theyre better at games than us
RT showed us that gambling can literally ruin your life, while Spiff showed us that exploiting others with gambling problems can lead to massive profit.
Now that’s the morale of this video right there lol
Spiff while trying to perfectly balance the comments will be perfectly balanced himself.
Still hasn't found mine