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Phil loving and supporting his trans wife is so wholesome, but also really funny considering in the last episode it said his character tends towards heterosexuality, Phil forced him to be gay anyway, and the game said bet and made his partner trans. forced by bitlife to be straight.
assuming he wasn't joking, it's giving those crunchy-ass facebook posts (that have been uploaded/downloaded/screenshotted like a million times) where a person is bragging about how their IQ is top 9% because it says "in a room of 100 people, you would be smarter than nine of them"
grace literally got upset about your onlyfans and asked you to delete it, you apologised, then immediately collabed with some guy on onlyfans to each cheese for a whole four quid. grace deserves better than this
i think phil's headcanon was that grace was upset he didn't tell her before starting it, not that she was wholly against the idea. and since she didn't seem to mind after that; its my headcanon too ckdnfnc
i like seeing what clickbaity titles he and dan change their videos to. i let them go through a few before i finally watch the video. i wonder if anyone else does this, thus messing up their statistics and making them jump through strange algorithmic hoops
I started this game bc of Phil and I had $8000 by the time I was 9 bc I kept stealing the neighbor’s packages. But then I leaned into more crime and eventually ended up with a life sentence in prison after murdering a stranger 💀
i know phil adding in the "i am peaches" audio from the tiktok video took way to long to edit in for the maybe 1 second it got in the background so I'm here to say I noticed and it cracked me up
You actually made me wanna play this game again and so i made my character an actress and made millions and then i married a lesbian rockstar (who had $650 million) and we had a $950 million in the bank 🤩😂
I live in NC and have never heard of Horneytown. I had to look it up to see if it's real and, apparently, I only live about an hour and a half away. Might have to make a lil trip out there! Lol
I had a guinea pig. I couldn't come up with a name so I asked my parents what the word for guinea pig was in english and then named her Ginny after that. I've never stolen on purpose except when I stole peanuts from the pet store for her and her sister. Also they both lived for like 12 years
Feeling homesick after travelling for 2 months, so had been watching through all of Phil’s videos since the beginning and right as I finished pinof you upload a new video, how absolutely serendipitous!!!
I feel ya on the homesick after travelling for two months!! Literally the other night I had a dream about coming home and hanging out with my friends :') But today was full of joy and made me hopeful that my last month of travelling can still be fun. Hope you're able to enjoy your travels despite the homesickness!!!
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🦥!!
He adds Dan to this game but never befriends him💀
Phil loving and supporting his trans wife is so wholesome, but also really funny considering in the last episode it said his character tends towards heterosexuality, Phil forced him to be gay anyway, and the game said bet and made his partner trans. forced by bitlife to be straight.
asab (assigned straight at bitlife)
the only nice thing phil ever did for grace was accept her transness. he was an awful partner after XD
@@natalie9978Honestly he was a pretty decent partner to Grace in the beginning.
It's only when he got rich is when things went downhill.
also, if you look at his list of exes it seems like two of his other partners are trans women as well lmao
grace getting mad at phil for his onlyfans then immediately proposing after. icon
Grace has a degradation kink where she’s the Dom, I see
She was just mad he didn't tell her
that is fuck 🗣🗣🗣
@@neon_shapeshifter that is so fuck🗣️🗣️🗣️
phil happily going "I'm in the top 99%!" like that's a good thing lmfao
assuming he wasn't joking, it's giving those crunchy-ass facebook posts (that have been uploaded/downloaded/screenshotted like a million times) where a person is bragging about how their IQ is top 9% because it says "in a room of 100 people, you would be smarter than nine of them"
@@WishGender bahahhahahah
grace literally got upset about your onlyfans and asked you to delete it, you apologised, then immediately collabed with some guy on onlyfans to each cheese for a whole four quid. grace deserves better than this
grace also immediately proposed after arguing about it so clearly she didn’t care that much lmao
i think phil's headcanon was that grace was upset he didn't tell her before starting it, not that she was wholly against the idea. and since she didn't seem to mind after that; its my headcanon too ckdnfnc
“I AM PEACHLESS” makes a comeback
your character's repressed 'strong heterosexual tendencies' scored a surprise wife! how lovely
"My mother no longer has constipation and I saved the planet." -Philip Michael Lester
average phil experience tbh
"your mother is suffering from constipation" average catch-up with a parent honestly
And second later there's an asteroid heading for Earth :D That escalated really quickly! :D
I love how both are equally important milestones to Phil 😂
“Having bloody diarrhea is awful” that’s great to know mother, on that note, I will be putting back my lunch.
love how he got a philosophy degree and proceeded to do NOTHING with it
Hey, he probably exorcised at least *one* demon in between buying some shoes 😂
honestly, accurate philosophy degree experience lmao
every phil must acquire a philosophy degree whether they want to or not
PHILosophy
THE PEACHLESS SOUND POPPING UP THANK YOU TO WHOEVER EDITED THIS
ms. seizer never disappoints
I was eating a peach whilst watching this video and personally I really enjoyed the 4D experience
this is going to ruin the tour…
What tour
The world tour!
@@miseryrat1943THE WORLD TOUR 😭😭
@@miseryrat1943 the phour
Joshua is gonna cancel Phil! But they did warn they're a bad influence 😂
completely forgot that he was talking about bitlife and was so lost for a second
Fr same here
i wasn't. i laughed hysterically 'cause i'm so used to these titles at this point
Same 😭
ofc phil saves the world from armageddon on his very first bitlife playthrough...
he is truly the main character
Phil saying he'd support his trans girlfriend unconditionally and he's "glad she comfy in her skin" made my heart so happy
Out of all the parallels this could've had with your real life, I can't believe it had you doing a cheese eating video 😂😂
obsessed w the fact Phil started this like ‘hey what could my life have been’ and is now just making the most unhinged choices possible 😭
phil being surprised his job dropped him after moving country is so funny to me
changing the title from "i cheated on joshua" to something 10x more clickbaity he's youtubermaxxing rn
Iconic tbh
i like seeing what clickbaity titles he and dan change their videos to. i let them go through a few before i finally watch the video. i wonder if anyone else does this, thus messing up their statistics and making them jump through strange algorithmic hoops
He's doing it on purpose 😭
from losing £100 gambling to becoming an astronaut hero… normal day for phil
You can tell where dill howlter got his genes from fr
He’s really the main character
I started this game bc of Phil and I had $8000 by the time I was 9 bc I kept stealing the neighbor’s packages. But then I leaned into more crime and eventually ended up with a life sentence in prison after murdering a stranger 💀
😭
i just killed my mother at 18 in a drive-by using the car she gave me
I am laughing so hard over this comment rn. Thank you so much for sharing
going from exorcist to astronaut gave me whiplash
Joshua must have gotten a new friend named Phil…
literally just turned in my thesis, this is by far the best reward i could've gotten
congrats 🎉🎉
WOOOO congrts
Congratulations!! 🎉
congrats :)
CONGRATS!! must be the best feeling ever
I was not expecting the trans representation! That was a really cute moment
I love how the premise of acting in character from the last video just flew off the rails and into the sea for the sequel 😂
two amazingphil videos in two weeks somebody give him £4 and a nissan titan
the way you asked out benedict when he was 42 years old 😭
and straight 😭
@@semogecarg RIPPP 💔
why does it show a jumpscare pop up with just "☠️ Death" ...thats so messed up 😭
"your back, your sack and your crack has been waxed" LMAO WHO MADE THIS GAME JSSJJS
the marine biologist to exorcist pipeline goes crazy
well, you know, there are many benefits of being a marine biologist
the "phil-osophy" bit is high caliber king
phil ily but please never say “no wonder there weren’t many glasscocks in my life” again ❤
“Let’s see what my life would look like without RUclips” *starts a RUclips channel*
knee deep in the coconut tree, and you think you fell out, is it casual now? 😭🙏
help 😭😭
This is the most 2024 comment
I swear Phil enjoying this game so much makes me feel better about my BitLife addiction
same 😭
The way phil pronounces zendaya has made me want to return my tour tickets
that's just british people for you the visceral reaction i had when i heard dan say it for the first time
@@YA-tt5ifit’s not british people it’s just THEM 😭 i haven’t heard anyone else here say it like they do
I'm Dutch, that's how I pronounce it.
a finn here who'd also pronounce it like that lol how is it supposed to be pronounced then??
@@hattarapilviZen-DAY-a not Zen-DIE-a
phil PLEASE start a cult i am begging you
my phil senses were tingling. i knew it
i know phil adding in the "i am peaches" audio from the tiktok video took way to long to edit in for the maybe 1 second it got in the background so I'm here to say I noticed and it cracked me up
i know phil did this thumbnail and was CACKLING to himself at the resemblance
omg that was so on purpose, I didn’t even notice hahaha
I was starting to think I was the only one who noticed 😂
Dan: We’re all Doomed!
Phil: nah *saves the whole of Earth*
That line about your life going fast after 24. I’m 24 rn😭 it’s scary
Same
sadly true. the years since i turned 24 have been a blur
same!!! (also hi!!!)
Same 💀💀
@@Ghostkid-777 OMG hey
14:34 phil can’t escape the cheese algorithm 🪤
Phil you can set it so each age up is half a year if you’d like to stop losing your pets at a slightly less industrial rate
Phil chasing his bestie who's twice his age and then signing up for onlyfans... how many fantasies are we learning about today 👀
(the bestie that is also straight)
Omg we found Phil’s secret wife
Phil, you have to spend time with all your friends and family to maintain the relationships in bit life
I love how immediately after phil dumped joshua his dog died
Joshua killed the dog
@@semogecarg damn what an a-hole
HORNEYTOWN NC MENTIONED, it hasn't happened in the past few years but the Horneytown road sign used to get stolen every couple of years😂
phil wanted dnp games back so bad it’s seeped onto main
8:22 the use of "i am peachless" again has me crying
the way phil forgot about his brother and only intercated with him once 😭😭
me
😭😭
not phil not wanting a rabbit cause they don’t live long enough and then immediately getting a rat lol
Glasscock is a crazy last name
8:22 I AM PEACHLESS!!!
LMAOOOOOOO
I guess phidelity was too much to ask for
"In the top 99%" isn't a good thing, that means you're better than 1% of the population lol
phil there was literally a two year old cat lmfaooaoao
i really look forward to your bitlife videos omgg they're comedic gold
thank you for saving us from the asteroid Phil. you're a true hero
Phil in any moment of slight peril: CHRIST
This is actually my comfort series now. I’m so invested
phil and monty find each other in every life, it's beautiful ❤️
You actually made me wanna play this game again and so i made my character an actress and made millions and then i married a lesbian rockstar (who had $650 million) and we had a $950 million in the bank 🤩😂
i read the title and was peachless for a second
What I learned from this vid is I shouldnt go to the gym because I'll get ill every time 😄
phil is never more northern than when he says "gary"
why is the guy in the thumbnail just dan😭
Please keep doing this Phil
Phil is going to have to bring out the ukulele so Joshua can forgive him 😔
i’ve been waiting for a part 2!! woooo
I live in NC and have never heard of Horneytown. I had to look it up to see if it's real and, apparently, I only live about an hour and a half away. Might have to make a lil trip out there! Lol
Lol I live in Boone but went to college in Greensboro which is quite close. If only I had known lol!
@@kathleenmansure7416 I'm in Hickory!
from being an exorcist to being an astronaut, love it
I was so confused for a second I wasn’t prep for the life update like that just to find out it was bitlife
ive never seen a bitlife run go better than this honestly lol
Not the taxidermy 💀💀💀
Part 1 Phil was trying to be somewhat realistic to what he'd actually do and this time clearly all bets were off 😂😂😂
I had a guinea pig. I couldn't come up with a name so I asked my parents what the word for guinea pig was in english and then named her Ginny after that. I've never stolen on purpose except when I stole peanuts from the pet store for her and her sister. Also they both lived for like 12 years
I could feel in my bones a new video was brewing
Feeling homesick after travelling for 2 months, so had been watching through all of Phil’s videos since the beginning and right as I finished pinof you upload a new video, how absolutely serendipitous!!!
I feel ya on the homesick after travelling for two months!!
Literally the other night I had a dream about coming home and hanging out with my friends :')
But today was full of joy and made me hopeful that my last month of travelling can still be fun. Hope you're able to enjoy your travels despite the homesickness!!!
thats me right now!
Homesick travelling phannies support group 🤝🤝🤝
I can’t believe the game made you eat cheese
The return of I AM PEACHLESSSS
The fact opera would help make Dan edits sold it for me
Is this revenge for Dan making a friend called Phil
Where?
Hoping we get a part 3 of this 🙏 I love these videos
please continue this series!
🎶Someone stole all my fruit I AM PEACHLESS 🎶
there’s an ad for Detroit-style pizza under this video for me lmao
Love this video Phil! Good on you brother, good on you!
extremely funny that phil cut joshua's name from the title
2:21 ah this clip took me back to 2019 !! so cute
i just want to know what game dev pitched the name glasscock and everyone was like yeah dude that's genius
As someone who works in a lab, seeing Lab Technician being paid so much less than a Mall Santa really hit home 😭
Domestic rabbits can live 10+ years btw :3
Omg I love this series
Love this series so much honestly. Thank youuuu
phil your life is more interesting than dil’s at this point!
PHIL DON’T CUT YOUR HAIR.