I like how this game is supposed to have a super deep meaning about two people rekindling their love for one another, and then Jacob and Jaiden are making their divorce a competition
That is one issue I have, since like them I am like "Yeah these 2 shouldn't be together and it is fine that people just don't click". Like 100%, these 2 suck and all the meaning just feels forced at the point they are at/the rest of the game.
Honestly, this game should've been about them making the divorce less messy - like, they don't work but they remain friends so that the kid's life is a bit easier
@@Satherian That would have been so much better than what it is! Like, I know that some people find a way to rekindle their love, but sometimes that just doesn't happen and people change and their needs and wants change. This game also ends up with the issue of saying "Staying together is what's best for the kid" which in a lot of cases isn't true. Yeah, it hurts for a kid to see parents split. But in cases where two stick together for the kid's sake, it can lead to a lot worse trauma than just being sad your parents don't love each other anymore. I would know as an adult child of two people who really should have split when I was much younger. (I'll just leave it at that, if you have more questions about my experience feel free to ask, I don't mind sharing. Just didn’t want to add any more detail than was necessary.)
@@TheVillainousSoulI've heard the same from my cousins, who also have parents that are (still!!!!!) together, even though they absolutely should not. Definitely left trauma, and the now 20-30 year olds are well aware of where it came from, have been since they were little kids.
I have seen quite a lot of videos of "It's takes two" and not once(until now) did the couple/friends mentioned the abandoning the beetle as "Yoshi jump"😂
I didn't know about the elephant scene, now, after it, I don't even want to see how to story ends. It's one thing making an adult cry, other an annoying child, but their daughter is such a sweet heart. I think, that this isn't only a story about divorce, but also how they aren't good parents
I genuinely cried when I played that Elephant part. As soon as their leg ripped off I turned off the sound looked away and mashed while trying to forget why I’m mashing.
Jacob feeling absolutely awful about killing the elephant while Jaiden is having the time of her life and wants it to be as brutal as possible is so on brand for them lol
i dont think ive seen a fictional married couple that SHOULD be divorced as much as the playable characters in this game like they just make shit worse by being together
It's the main reason I'm never going to play this game. I've seen a few different sets of youtubers get to it, absolutely hate it (for good reason), and have it kill their progress right then. Haven't seen the rest, and while I know that she gets repaired in the ending (had to look it up), there's no on-screen begging for forgiveness (which Cutie would totally give, because she's an angel) or anything anthropomorphized, she's just a doll in the background only. It's also transparently obvious that the entire thing was going to be pointless and not help them at all, and that impression is 100% correct. It's just a game-breaking moment all around.
It's so weird to actually see all of these cutscenes for the first time, because when me and my friend beat this game before, we skipped every cutscene as soon as it let us, so we had no idea what was going on.
Jacob’s reaction to killing Cutie the Elephant is on par with my reaction when I played with my ex. You don’t even earn anything for killing her, just the guilt… 😭
i have so many issues with this games tone (as an 30 year old with an abusive childhood etc) but i find it enjoyable that ppl just agree that the parents are fucking horrid n hate them just as much as i do. feels validating LMFAO edit: the gameplay n the variety n all is so peak for the story to be this upsetting
25 year old with divorced family here and it really annoys me that the game apparently doesn't conclude that divorce was the right call. Right there with you lmao
That elephant bit upsets me at least a little EVERY TIME, there's something so deeply upsetting about brutally murdering something that just wants to play jump rope with you and be friends
The split up @13min with Jadien telling Jacob to hurry up and Jacob ignoring her and doing his tasks... such a relationship thing. haha. wtf. The ELEPHANT! Legit... I'd want a new family. These parents are trash.
A wild squirrel has appeared! GO HANDS, HANDS used close combat! It’s super effective! squirrel uses thunder ! It misses… HANDS uses seismic toss! It’s super effective! The wild squirrel faints . 56+ exp.
21:49 I believe what he was trying to do is make them confront difficult/challenging topics as a way to make them more likely to talk about awkward or hard topics together? Not sure but that's kinda what I saw
I played this with my brother, I had such a hard time with the elephant, then I played it with my sister, and she couldn't do it. And the way it was done, brutal and horrific
It takes two to murder an innocent elephant.
I don't feel good about this
takes 3 you need the elephant
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That was my favorite part when I was playing, it was hilarious.
I’ve seen this before but yeah the elephant scene was so messed up it almost made me a bit depressed for an entire day
Fr cutie just wanted friends 😢
I was not ready for that scene when I played the game.
I don't think I was ready to rewatch it now either
Rip cutie
Just to make it even worse, they even offered to play jump rope after losing a leg and ear.
Having to chase it down as its scared and then begging for them to not hurt it. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
7:54 "Our trauma just got competitive. As your parent, I CAN make it worse. Don't test me." 💀
A dead elephant later, this aged well
@@giovanninordio Alpharad wasn't wrong. The DID make it worse.
this escalated horribly in so many ways like oh GOD-
😂😂😂
I like how this game is supposed to have a super deep meaning about two people rekindling their love for one another, and then Jacob and Jaiden are making their divorce a competition
That is one issue I have, since like them I am like "Yeah these 2 shouldn't be together and it is fine that people just don't click". Like 100%, these 2 suck and all the meaning just feels forced at the point they are at/the rest of the game.
Honestly, this game should've been about them making the divorce less messy - like, they don't work but they remain friends so that the kid's life is a bit easier
@@Satherian That would have been so much better than what it is! Like, I know that some people find a way to rekindle their love, but sometimes that just doesn't happen and people change and their needs and wants change.
This game also ends up with the issue of saying "Staying together is what's best for the kid" which in a lot of cases isn't true. Yeah, it hurts for a kid to see parents split.
But in cases where two stick together for the kid's sake, it can lead to a lot worse trauma than just being sad your parents don't love each other anymore.
I would know as an adult child of two people who really should have split when I was much younger.
(I'll just leave it at that, if you have more questions about my experience feel free to ask, I don't mind sharing. Just didn’t want to add any more detail than was necessary.)
@@TheVillainousSoulI've heard the same from my cousins, who also have parents that are (still!!!!!) together, even though they absolutely should not. Definitely left trauma, and the now 20-30 year olds are well aware of where it came from, have been since they were little kids.
@@TheVillainousSoulas someone with divorced parents, ya, if they stuck together things would be much worse
There are so many games where you play as someone evil, but that elephant scene feels particularly vile.
"45% of marrages end in divorce. 20% of which causes them to shrink into dolls and fight for their lives"
-Albert Einstien
who let bro cook🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t know Albert could predict the future, that’s crazy
Albert Einsten forever wishes he and his first wife became dolls instead of divorce
What about the 35%?
@@kauedasilva1072 that’s what ruined twitch plays Pokémon
26:00 perfectly represents their relationship
"I don't want to" "DIE"
true. and thats just so funny to me
Jaiden let the intrusive thoughts in...
@@NickyG0y and out
Jacob did not wanna hurt the elephant
@@NickyG0y Jaiden is the intrusive thoughts
"DO IT BEFORE THE SECOND THOUGHTS COME IN" 💀💀💀
28:38 i can finally leave, martha i’m coming home sweetie
29:54 IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING
excellent reference
Sums it up perfectly
*sigh.*
*i miss my wife, tails. i miss her alot.*
*i'll be back.*
I have seen quite a lot of videos of "It's takes two" and not once(until now) did the couple/friends mentioned the abandoning the beetle as "Yoshi jump"😂
I've only seen a few, but they've called it that every time lmao
The contrast between Jacob and Jaiden at the end lol
Jacob: "I don't want to!"
Jaiden: "DIE!!!"
I didn't know about the elephant scene, now, after it, I don't even want to see how to story ends. It's one thing making an adult cry, other an annoying child, but their daughter is such a sweet heart. I think, that this isn't only a story about divorce, but also how they aren't good parents
they dont need a divorce, they need CPS
8:26 "Wait, what if we can't make Rose cry?"
"Uh, I think you're VERY good at that." Exactly my reaction to this lmao
I genuinely cried when I played that Elephant part. As soon as their leg ripped off I turned off the sound looked away and mashed while trying to forget why I’m mashing.
The divorce trial continues
Let's goooooo
And we are the jury for the settlement case
Less of a court kind of trial and more of a “divine power testing your mettle” kind of trial in this one methinks
Maybe the real divorce was the friends we made along the way.
Maybe the real friends was the divorce we made along the way
I love how this game has been, "Jaiden vs. Alpharad" to "Jaiden and Alpharad vs. the book" To "Jaiden and Alpharad vs. The game"
I just lost the game
@@PurplexingLycan653 i hate you
RIP Knight 2024 - 2024
Cause of Death : Took a "chill pill" :[
nooooooooo :(
@@SammyEspinosa-10 when should we hold the funeral
@@k1lw4 in a pill bottle
@@SammyEspinosa-10 that is foul
@@k1lw4 hehe 😈
Jaiden "I can fix him" Alpha "Him?" Jaiden "WITH FIRE 🔥🔥🔥"
Im not sure if im physically or mentally ready to get over the obsurd cruelty that jaden and jacob just committed
It takes three . The mom. The dad. And the divorce papers
it takes four, add the lawyer
@@Sunkenplexfive, one lawyer per partner
@@CrabMushroom it takes six. Add the court mayor
It takes 7, gotta add the judge
It takes 8. The child, whoever gets custody of her
Jaidens- "they better not be fucking flowers" Felt personal.
She was jelous
Also 16:57
23:55 and you thought the lava lamp was a fire hazard? THAT IS JUST MOLTEN ROCK
Crazy how one divorce can lead to this
Now just imagine TWO divorces
yeah a divorce can make you make your child cry and kill an actual queen
Imagine a divorce, now imagine two divorces
Beetle: *flies*
Alpha: OH, HE FLIES?!
of course a rolet would know how fying works
“THEY FLY NOW!?”
26:24 “nooo” “DO IT BEFORE THE SECOND THOUGHTS COME IN”
"HERE WE GO" "I don't is there another way, is there another ending here"
“I don’t..I would..”
“We could look! We could cut her..”
Wtf that bit with the cutesy elephant got me sobbing 😭
2:00 “Sweet Christmas, you totally yoshi’d that poor guy!!!” -Darwin Watterson
with FIRE!!!!!
24:36 “why do we have to assassinate the queen?”
“In video games.”
Bro I was playing this with my sister and she didn’t think we were going to kill the elephant when we did we were shocked
The elephant part is so messed up that I’m just silently bawling my eyes out. Jaiden& Jacob are absolute Kings for not crying.
Jacob feeling absolutely awful about killing the elephant while Jaiden is having the time of her life and wants it to be as brutal as possible is so on brand for them lol
Jaiden and alpharad just take turns being each other’s intrusive thoughts.
I’m not even kidding the elephant part made me cry and made me sad for like 6 hr after
I love how they’re horrified the entire time with the elephant scene.
24:34 let's face you came for this didn't you came for the true trauma
4:10 "girl pick yourself up" LMFAO JAIDEN
28:24 Jaiden has unlocked Guilt.
ive been waiting for part two ever since I saw the first one last week, only the real ones wait that long
🙏🏽😔
The uncut video on the Alpharad Replay channel
Love the logic of the parents. "We got in this situation cause we are shitty people, so let's solve it by being even more shitty!
i dont think ive seen a fictional married couple that SHOULD be divorced as much as the playable characters in this game
like they just make shit worse by being together
Pfft the car exploding so unexpectedly got me dead laughing
The elephant bit is definitely the most horrible thing they got to do after making their own daughter cry and shower with it.....
The elephant scene TRAUMATIZED me
It's the main reason I'm never going to play this game. I've seen a few different sets of youtubers get to it, absolutely hate it (for good reason), and have it kill their progress right then. Haven't seen the rest, and while I know that she gets repaired in the ending (had to look it up), there's no on-screen begging for forgiveness (which Cutie would totally give, because she's an angel) or anything anthropomorphized, she's just a doll in the background only. It's also transparently obvious that the entire thing was going to be pointless and not help them at all, and that impression is 100% correct. It's just a game-breaking moment all around.
17:02
DAMN, JAIDEN GETTING A LITTLE JEALOUS AFTER LAST TIME 😭😭
24:35
The saddest and most hard to watch part. Apparently
It Takes Two to murder a poor defenseless Queen who begs for her life.
They’re the definition of “I can make them worse”
Not me crying when the Elephant gets hurt 🥲SHE WAS SO CUTE
“I can fix her”
My brother in Christ SHE SMASHED YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A SENTIENT HAMMER.
The Ian and Anthony together comment at 11:21 made my day hahaha
every scene where either jacob or jaiden roasts rose the child is comedy peak
It's so weird to actually see all of these cutscenes for the first time, because when me and my friend beat this game before, we skipped every cutscene as soon as it let us, so we had no idea what was going on.
7:05 In the least insulting way possible this is just Hanger Management from Mario Party DS
Imagine having the title “the Slenderman of Divorce”
ironically enough, the divorce game is for platonic married couples
Bro the juxtaposition of Jacob taking in the elephant scene followed by immediately locking in for the mashing XD
Jacob’s reaction to killing Cutie the Elephant is on par with my reaction when I played with my ex. You don’t even earn anything for killing her, just the guilt… 😭
3:08 bro said gyatt
"Not the wasp scissors!" Got me 😂
That elephant kill was brutal. But what if you didn't press the buttons when that was happening? Is that how you save her? idk
Nah, killing the elephant is a canon event.
@@Alex-lw5gs Dang… in the short time, I wished that no one would ever hurt her.
that was horrifying. that poor elephant
it takes two to worsen your child's depression
27:49 made me cry
8:50 monke. also at 24:51 if you listen closely you can hear the music change from cute to kinda creepy
I laughed so hard when the comments said "I hope we can kill the book in the end"🤣
Why was Jaiden’s first reaction to a beetle was “I can fix him” 😭😭
Because he's tall, dark, and handsome, and also a beetle
Alternate title: Jaiden and Jacob play It Takes (part) Two
7:00 why did jaidin sound like freddy fazbear saying 1 hop this time
i have so many issues with this games tone (as an 30 year old with an abusive childhood etc) but i find it enjoyable that ppl just agree that the parents are fucking horrid n hate them just as much as i do. feels validating LMFAO
edit: the gameplay n the variety n all is so peak for the story to be this upsetting
25 year old with divorced family here and it really annoys me that the game apparently doesn't conclude that divorce was the right call. Right there with you lmao
That elephant bit upsets me at least a little EVERY TIME, there's something so deeply upsetting about brutally murdering something that just wants to play jump rope with you and be friends
26:02 while Jacob almoat crying, Jaiden screams "DIEEEEE" with a smile.
I now understand why this game is rated teen holy shit
7:11 “Nah We’d win” The jjk refrence 🗣️🗣️
23:59 yo terminator reference
24:00 them not knowing the thumbs up from terminator is so funny😂
still to this day have not recovered from the mental trauma of killing a stuffed elephant in a video game
seeing the elephant scene ruined my night oh my god
The split up @13min with Jadien telling Jacob to hurry up and Jacob ignoring her and doing his tasks... such a relationship thing. haha.
wtf. The ELEPHANT! Legit... I'd want a new family. These parents are trash.
That elephant scene was one of the hardest things ive ever had to watch
I though this game was family friendly wtf
This elephant murder is the most messed up thing I've ever seen
2:44 I was thinking it was Void Termina
That too
Yea
the murder elephant part made me ugly cry
A wild squirrel has appeared! GO HANDS, HANDS used close combat! It’s super effective! squirrel uses thunder ! It misses… HANDS uses seismic toss! It’s super effective! The wild squirrel faints . 56+ exp.
I saw the stream
Oh no
Time to revive traumas from unaliving the elephant princess noooo
You're BACK with it! I'm so happy!
21:49 I believe what he was trying to do is make them confront difficult/challenging topics as a way to make them more likely to talk about awkward or hard topics together? Not sure but that's kinda what I saw
that elephant sequence was highkey traumatizing
23:10 "go to hell" she ate
the elephant queen reminds me of a doll i used to have and i was relay connected to it so it makes me so sad
15:41 uhhh top-notch parenting right here
I played this with my brother, I had such a hard time with the elephant, then I played it with my sister, and she couldn't do it. And the way it was done, brutal and horrific
I wanted to play this game and then the boss fight with the elephant happened and I don’t
The thumbs up is a terminator reference
Literally murdering the elephant makes me sick
this hole thing made me cry 25:57
24:02 Jaiden was about to say "Thumbs up? Thats's a Terminator reference"
i was literally watching the first part to this last night, and now this comes out??? my prayers have been heard.
The fact that the elephant is played by the same voice actor as the child makes this even worse.
So it's basically saying "The parents getting a divorce is tearing the little girl apart"
The princess elephant scene is absolutely fucked up
Underrated that Cody gets to be the wizard and she's the warrior. I love that nerd.
After that elephant scene I'm gonna be pissed if the book gets to live
Now we've to wait for the next livestream to get the ending